ASMR | Extremely Boring Facts That'll Put You to Sleep, Guaranteed*

FACT: This video contains lots of extremely boring facts about a wide variety of uninteresting things.
FACT: I hope you will fall asleep while listening to me read these facts into your ears.
FACT: This binaural ASMR video includes soft speaking, whispering, and some very bored crickets.
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Thanks for watching!
*Just kidding. There's no guarantee. I can't actually guarantee that you'll fall asleep. No KZbin video can make that kind of promise. Even if I could, you didn't pay me anything to watch this video, so you wouldn't get a refund anyway.

[@TapestopASMR]

Switching from the low natural voice to very soft is very relaxing but so funny at the same time, thank you for the facts!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@thesandwichman2010]

0:20 NO WAY I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU FOR THAT AMAZING FACT!!

[@MattasticASMR]

YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marthacaroline8588]

This is hysterical 😂

[@Thesigmaone747]

@@MattasticASMR I have a fact for you, did you know, if you give birth, to five night from freddy, he says, "Ur, ur ur ur ur, ur" and, there's, theres also, chica kitchen, bunny, and funx. And, purple, purple man, put children in, five night, freddy, chica kitchen, bunny, and funx. But, but, purple, purple man, gets angered at by, the ghost, and they, they force him into, spring bunny suit, and he gets spring bunnied, and becomes springguy

[@LeafyReuploads]

@@Thesigmaone747Are you restarted? Or possibly regarded?

[@Gold_pickaxe]

@@LeafyReuploadsor acoustic

[@7x478]

1 minute in and im already typing out this comment unconsciously cause i was put to sleep

[@kaori_arima]

Gday sir I'm also writing this in my sleep 💤

[@aDustyGuy]

Who would have thought i am also writing this reply in my sweet sleep

[@sendemtogod]

I am writing this reply while in hibernation.

[@382cam]

Pause

[@FossVoss]

As I read this comment I got hit with a metal pipe now I’m unconscious and typing this

[@EinfachnurFox]

Finally some facts i can fall asleep to because i don't feel like i'm missing out on something

[@JLCL01]

Same, most often I can't sleep to such stuff unless I'm REALLY tired or managed to relax my mind enough.

[@ticky2586]

😂

[@celettucelondonburger2025]

Real!

[@mikejeffries3333]

How am I supposed to sleep when I'm being bombarded by all this fascinating information!?

[@empirecrumbles615]

i was personally riveted all the while ​@@Suuuuuuuuuuuuper

[@grey_gaming0]

He's so knowledgeable

[@starcrunch6497]

I like how bald you are

[@cascottage]

this is the funniest compliment

[@Roman-R-2009]

69th reply (I'm so fucking sorry)

[@34r343]

@@Roman-R-2009 do you edge?

[@Snoredd]

@@34r343Microsoft right? Or smth else

[@34r343]

@@Snoredd to the special Olympics

[@TacoMan17-si4je]

Whelp agent 47 is now narrating the random stuff I think about at 3 am.

[@GeodCore]

Dang it. I was going to say he looked like a Hit Man

[@funkymonkey1958]

"Agent 47, your next target is quite simple, our target is an enthusiastic asmr enjoyer so..."

[@Summertenko]

He's made Hitman videos

[@tophersixtynine]

Your facts videos are my absolute favorite and this one might be the best so far. Your delivery of these snoozers is phenomenal

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks a bunch!

[@rhinocort1184]

Agreed!

[@AmaraTheTransFemboy]

Good to see agent 47 tryna put me to sleep in a different way

[@kylesatori7384]

This video is genius because i always feel bad sleeping through videos with an actual story being told. I can finally listen guilt free knowing I'm being told a bunch of unusable garage. Thanks Matt! ❤

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@opalpersonal]

omg the tone whiplash of this comment 😂sleep well op

[@nathankellogg2640]

An actor is good when they make you genuinely upset. I love you, man. Followed your content for so long and not once have I ever wantee to punch a wall so bad. The video IS SO BORING BUT IT'S SO TINGLY. I'M LEFT WITH A DILEMA.

[@MyCaio1997]

You made this too powerful. These facts are so boring, I actually couldn't stand paying attention and ended up thinking about other things and didn't sleep

[@STARglitcher3]

My mind was blown from the amazing "boring" facts. I loved the sleepy concept!

[@moralslinky]

I first found you a few years ago through one of your random facts videos. Been following you ever since and you’re my favorite ASMRtist! I like how your videos are just whatever peculiar idea is in your head this time, and I literally have no idea what to expect when you upload. You’re a great creator and a strange man! I hope you keep making videos forever! 🎉

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@span]

Why is this so funny tho omg. the facts, boring.... the exhales.. and the little nod after the boring fact, amazing.

[@-th1rty3-]

Agent 47, your mission is to knock out your target with boring facts, non targets you can blitzkrieg, but the primary target must go night night.

[@abbenas]

I have to say Matt, you really blew my mind with these facts, I don’t think my brain could handle it as next thing i knew i woke up the next day.

[@stephanievictoria3256]

0:03 the blink unbilivbl

[@luciette8850]

thank you!! you are like a soothing replacement(??) of that one voice in the corner of my brain that keeps making me read wiki articles and it's so helpful and such a relief 🤗💖 also very grateful that you speak so clearly!!

[@MattasticASMR]

I’m glad you like it!

[@wiisd]

the fact ive seen this video 3 times and i fell asleep every time like 20 minutes in

[@DigDug95]

Just when I was looking for something to relax to Matt comes in clutch!

[@monkeytennis7477]

This video worked like a charm, after a stressful day at work I was able to get to sleep easily. Thank you so much! Love your videos 💖💐😁🕊️☮️

[@wizgorl]

these facts type videos always so relaxing to me lol especially about nothing. I appreciate it Matt

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@truck_dude]

3:23 hey! You've mentioned my state lol. I don't live to far from Roseville, I think it's cool when people mention Minnesota for some reason

[@MOROTHEII]

I'm in Roseville, CA. never knew there were other rosevilles

[@mustaqeemakbarali9196]

BRO IS AGENT 47 TRYING ASSASSINATE THE ASMR ARTISTS

[@superhero2985]

this guy is so underated😥

[@dantheman4518]

The facts in this video were so vapid, I almost didn’t consider commenting. Here’s a boring fact: I watched and enjoyed to this video.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@cloudbrooksalt]

holy shit i'm at 5:27 and i thought i was at 15 minutes into the video at LEAST lmao! great video so far. its very relaxing, and i really needed it after today. the humour is right up my alley too :) i actually have giggled once already

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@TheProffecor_638]

Who knew listening to facts would put me to sleep so easily

[@JamesFever1]

Nah this is actually really good and lowkey so funny 😂

[@caelyni]

3:23 turned this on for background noise and heard my hometown

[@Roman-R-2009]

same here at 30:53 hehe...

[@spacegators1775]

This has been the most riveting and engaging video ive ever seen

[@ASMRstates]

Respect to you for gathering all the information of selected boredom! Very creative and funny ending :D

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@Roman-R-2009]

as someone who lives in humble Saskatoon, at 30:53 , I can confirm, 8th street East and Circle used to have a traffic circle, but was switched to a Diamond Interchange, and a Split Intersection that passes on both East, and West sides of Circle Drive/Yellowhead Highway.

[@fireschoolbus]

This didn’t make me bored this made me feel smart since I know it’s correct

[@Factomsito]

Hitman now murdering us with boring facts

[@RetroGuyProductionsOfficial]

Truly fascinating, and totally blew my mind! Lol

[@JamesR624]

I love how with the bored tone of his voice, this just sounds like Napoleon Dynamite doing ASMR.

[@trev_schuffe]

I’ve missed these facts videos soooooo much bro

[@Venomizer1]

The bald messiah comes in clutch as always

[@AshleyTurley-m2z]

Can't wait to stay awake so that I can listen to all these cool and super interesting facts!

[@MattasticASMR]

Good luck.

[@flargnut]

you promised these facts would be uninteresting. yet, interestingly, the first fact about the burger king is actually about a burger king very close to where I live!

[@evildogeking5522]

I was too busy laughing at the jokes and your reactions to sleep 😂

[@cameron833]

This was enthusiastic as me driving to work

[@Cjandbigsmoke1992]

You're a underrated ASMRTIST.

[@historyturtle20]

First time here in this channel, I put it on last night. I was out in 10mins 😅 this is an amazing video.

[@Settidoesart]

Thanks for helping me sleep, Agent 47

[@HyperformA1]

The delivery on the boring facts is so on the money that it unironically makes it interesting💀

[@RolandLarge-lo5dc]

I like the implication that everything after the last fact is a lie

[@MattasticASMR]

🤫

[@marthacaroline8588]

Truly, Matt, I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time! Thank you!😂😂

[@MattasticASMR]

You’re welcome!

[@SeptienPatterson]

Learning while falling asleep is a vibe

[@jasyn197]

Fact. I liked this video. Both with a thumbs up and a balanced amount of enjoyment both emotionally and metaphysically.

[@tecgoku3200]

I'm very glad that it isn't guaranteed to put me to sleep because I am cooking currently and that might cause problems

[@urbanofranciscosantoslima3541]

Facts videos returned!! my favorite ones. And now 110% more boring and sleepy!!!1!!11

[@Tindalow]

I just love how you switch you voice 💙 Thank you man 💙🥇

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@akimbocarrots6005]

Instantly put me to sleep, i could weaponize this

[@Vo1ox1ty-]

Never saw someone with absolutely ZERO emotions 💀🗿

[@dimandos48_]

This is very effective

[@uremadbro]

Love your videos! Thank you and please keep up the good work!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@notjoltzdude1397]

Fact: This video is 39 minutes 45 seconds long

[@joaovitoralmeidadacosta8105]

Fact: This is a comment.

[@KamikiRyunosukeN1Fan]

@@joaovitoralmeidadacosta8105Fact: this is a comment replying to another comment

[@justsomerandomguy5]

thank you Mr megamind, you really make me sleep 🙏🏻

[@CameronRobertson1]

Giving me Colin Robinson vibes, and I have to say I'm loving it

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@viking-nn9mv]

Not bad very relaxing thangks ❤

[@julieoverlande323]

worked, 10/10 slept until I had to wake up again. thankuuuu

[@MattasticASMR]

Glad to hear it!

[@pappermcflapper5329]

Just got jump scared by bros expression

[@keegn5040]

This video has put me to sleep at least 25 times at this point

[@lexmassey8426]

Instead of sleeping, I'm laughing my ass off

[@chastitydruga]

I can feel his breathe lol

[@AGamerthatregretsalot]

Oh, the pleasure pf being this early to your videos is a gift indeed.

[@versati1eceo]

It’s all fun and games till King Mattastic the III drops “Exquisite Royal Chess 101”

[@akooatic]

Love the end of the description lol

[@March14thTheDayThatKrabsFrys]

Enjoying it so far i feel a lil tied bu

[@s0apadopa]

i’m keeping a few of these in the bank of cool facts i keep

[@diberhaze]

crickets to boredom are like moths to a lamp

[@leovento2364]

I don't know if it's your voice or the slow boring facts that is making me sleepy

[@vividchilling2492]

that background noise is nice ngl

[@nahyourtrippin4501]

“ ohhh shitttttt” and “damn I was thinking the same thing fr” they said in unison

[@samuelk842]

I dare say this is some MATTASTIC ASMR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[@ShaedTheMoron]

8/10. Fell asleep rather quickly, could be more boring.

[@pocketdeveloper4049]

Omg guys I've been here for like 30 seconds or smth i really hope i dont sl

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

Extra fact: every time this dude wears glasses he looks like walter white

[@goldenknight5827]

FACT: This video is making me sleepy.

[@MattasticASMR]

FACT: I am glad it is working.

[@STDSneekAttack04]

Dude! Literally the closest Burger King to me is the one in Roseville, MN from your first fact. Crazy!

[@IronGamer3006]

The monotone voice is so funny to me for some reason.

[@somerandomguy9292]

Ngl some of these were pre interesting. Good to know for general knowledge 🙏

[@metalmax6020]

FACT: I’m enjoying this video

[@MattasticASMR]

FACT: I am happy to hear that.

[@yeezoyoutube]

Needs more subway surfers footage. 3/10 wouldn't asmr again

[@sluggo206]

Wow, I never thought boring facts or listening to someone pretending to fall asleep would be so relaxing. Now I want to start collecting obvious facts, but mine will be more generic to phenomena occurring everywhere. My first one is the SomaFM Groove Salad weather report (paraphrased): "Sunlight today, with increasing darkness in the evening."

[@sotiris13lol9]

voldemort basically

[@K0tt0nXxXMOuth]

Been waiting on another fact video! Let me get comfy.

[@Veronica-zz7bp]

What did you say at 0:25? I'm having a hard time understanding it 😅😅 Amazing video. Not boring at all, trust me

[@colonorum5840]

“You are currently right now watching and or listening to this video.”

[@imScoff]

Thank you asmatter, amazing vid

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@moegann7504]

Truly Mattastic!

[@hassanchoudhry2129]

The first 10 seconds made me laugh lol

[@_Random__User_]

Counter culture channel I’m living for love u Matt hope your spirits are up!!

[@bobbyjoey07]

Truly mind blowing facts

[@Kingsley4K]

You kinda look like the character Austin Butler played in Dune 2

[@entrepreneurialhacks1255]

Laying in my bed when I hear something abt the city I live in😂 how random

[@somerandomguy6012]

“Fukushima baseball stadium is primarily used for baseball matches” I’m not so sure it is anymore 😂

[@sace8815]

Not to be that guy but 97.6% of fukushima is habitable and safe, and even the 2.4% is just a cautionary measure and will be habitable quite shortly

[@somerandomguy6012]

@@sace8815 really? I did not know that lol. Tbf, after a nuclear accident and a tsunami you can understand my assumption lmao 😂 not a great combination

[@xtrabolt8603]

I found this unironically funny