ASMR Testing your psychic abilities | Stargate Project, 1978

[@nocomments-e6g]

My psychic abilities are so strong that I made him colorful for a second

[@we-must-live]

my psychic abilities are even more powerful! now everything is in sepia…

[@Someguyonline24]

My psychic powers are so powerful, I blinked and it was daytime

[@markofabecic6824]

@@Someguyonline24 My psychic powers are so powerful, I blinked and everyone disappeared

[@xxxxx-iu4fw]

My psychic abilities are so powerful, I sneezed i saw the mirror dimension

[@realdotty5356]

5:29

[@BullofCrete]

I'm a simple man. I see a sepia-toned ASMr video, I click.

[@beeboo7485]

i too click after seeing sepia-toned videos, good taste

[@mahalokoka]

Me too!!

[@maxhodge7149]

Me three!

[@not_raeve681]

Yes

[@haloum]

fr😭

[@madlad29]

Every once in awhile, I stumble upon a new up and coming artist that is leagues above the others. This is one of those times.

[@parkerwillard4895]

You should check out 3D sound studio then they make really interesting videos

[@Raoulelcuervo]

Me too, what a coincidence

[@piecesofstarlight]

Absolutely no shade to this guy. The quality is really good and I mean STARGATE! But tell me you've never seen anything by MadeInFranceASMR without telling me you've never seen anything by MadeinFranceASMR

[@madlad29]

@@piecesofstarlight well I have..along with ATMOSPHERE, Zeitgeist, Moonlight Cottage, Dreamscape, etc. I said up and coming. I'm happy you love asmr but your comment is still backhanded for the sake of being..well idk what the point is to be honest.

[@Mddx666]

This channel is CRIMINALLY underrated omg

[@woodenscrotum7892]

I love how you can tell we are getting the right answers in the clairvoyance test by him drawing the actual shape and what we said it is. As in, you can "hear" what he draws. Rather brilliant attention to detail

[@adamtate2341]

Well that's the case I got ninety five percent of the second part. right

[@bwezil]

I just clicked on the is because I saw “1978” and the thumbnail actually being in an aspect ratio that might have been used back then. Great video!

[@JohnySlama]

For anyone looking up project stargate, watch the movie "the men who stare at goats", its basically an "adaptation" of the project based on a book of the same name and its fantastic

[@GermenglineseOne]

I 100% thought this was based on either the Stargate series or movie lol

[@MikePersan-sp1iy]

Great movie. Jedi warriors. Clooney absolutely great acting. Real story too. The 1 st earth battalion was the name, Jim channen is one of em

[@Holygrowzyt]

one look on Wikipedia and people would know that u just made it easier and thats no fun people are too stupid and needa use they brain for some healthy research lmaoooooo

[@umamifan]

I'm subscribing and becoming a patreon member just because of this video alone. White noise along with authentic sounds is what makes this video stand out. Too many ASMRists focus too much on isolating noises and triggers. It's hard to find these kinds of vids. In the real world, ASMR doesn't occur in such environments for me. So I really enjoy these kinds of "down to Earth" vids where, by adding in audio noise such as background noise, white noise, slight static, etc. it makes it more relaxing and more enjoyable. It's more realistic, basically.

[@KawasakiRDR]

you probably know this, and im aware im a whole month late, but i reccomend opening a new tab on youtube, and search for ambient sounds or white noise and just play it on low/mid volume, on loop (right click the video btw,) in the backround, then you can enjoy any video :)

[@hixsoncats23]

​@@KawasakiRDRDamn that's a great idea

[@greathairs8199]

⁠​⁠@@hixsoncats23you probably know this, and i am aware i am a whole two months late, but-

[@zenith9825]

Ooh~ The idea of having Zener cards used in three unique ways for different powers is really creative!

[@mossconnolsseur]

i absolutely love how creative ASMR has grown to become. i’m addicted, i’ll admit, to videos like this. because i love the detail, precision, cinematography, and, on top of it all, soothing aspect of it all. thank you for being a wonderful contributor to the community. i love it! if you cant already tell, i’m feeling quite poetic today.

[@yoshithebest5924]

I feel like I can tell, just the slow realization of what’s going on, I’m also pretty sure I could tell what it was, first mark being what the card was second being what it is, each having a distinct sound.

[@karinadixon9922]

Looking good as agent birch! I thoroughly enjoy the world building and effort you put into your videos. This was insanely relaxing, thank you!

[@TinglesmithASMR]

My second watch, you are very talented Birch! The color grade is perfect!

[@bobdaniels9056]

ill always remember this specific asmr video, as it was the one playing when I finally found my friend who moved 3 years ago.

[@cleverfox1Bella8724]

You are the COOLEST asmr channel out there!! I listen to your lucid dream video every night since I am a constant lucid dreamer and having that just gets me so excited!! These topics are my FAVORET stargate project, gateway tapes, lucid dreams, remote viewing, astral projection, HEMI SYNC!! ALL that stuff!! AHHH it just makes me so happy to find a channel like this to relax to. also you give major inception vibes and thats my favorite movie EVER! anyways, im gonna go share your channel with everyone i know so that i can geek out about it.

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thanks so much, cleverfox! Geek away!

[@aaronred345]

Ooooh, project Stargate is one of my favorite things

[@MonkeyManJams165]

Thanks for making a video that also opens a little rabbit hole. good asmr triggers btw

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Went down a deep rabbit hole myself with this one :)

[@ladyliberty417]

Love the thoughtfulness you put into this role play, it really helps me relax and focus, thanks so much Birch 🥰✌🏼

[@demongirlfriend]

a sequel to this would be amazing. i'm so invested in whether Shaw is a psychic or not

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Perhaps ...

[@MewingBear]

Astral project @demongirlfriend

[@leafandbranch]

This is so cool! And I looooove the background noise, such an underrated feature

[@Adeptus221]

I’m hoping we get a part two! This was amazing!

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Maybe we will :)

[@kairacarter7530]

Such a good video. I’ve watched it at least ten times, and your voice is one of my favorites. Thank you for making this and testing my psychic abilities.

[@temortensiphen7137]

I've come to realize I'm not a psychic, instead I'm an anomaly that sometimes shifts realities causing people and objects to every so slightly move in a test like scenario. Such as when my tester shuffles cards or is placing down objects... I probably won't be called back to this specific department.

[@skyjumper4097]

2:55 i was thinking like "what might the last one be, perhaps a star? a pentagram might fit into here" and you pull up a five-point star, amazing

[@WafflesMgee]

My actual first name is Shaw. Mate, you just spooked me.

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

Oh my this is really good! 🤯 I genuinely feel as if I am watching an old movie about the protagonist being interviewed by the scientist at a secret paranormal base. 😃 You even talk in the old film style with the proper accent and mannerisms too! 😯 I tried guessing the cards but I'm feeling so sleepy and relaxed from your voice that I forgot the choices 😅 The card shuffling gives the best tingles! ❤ This is wonderful thank you so much 😃 I hit subscribe and I'm very keen for more! ❤

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

I did badly at the last one, getting only 2 right I was watching your facial expression each time you said the card, and it felt like every time I got it wrong your eyebrows went up in bit like "Your not very good at this are you" And I was thinking No I'm not! 😭 It was very good! 😂

[@Anton_the_Vampire]

Fascinating video. I've not seen a zener card deck in years.

[@keekeekakakookoo]

i love the sound of these cards

[@majesticlemons4794]

For anyone curious, this is a little summary of what the star gate project was (according to what I saw on Wikipedia) The star gate project was a program started in 1970 by the us military after they learned that the Soviet Union was spending 60 million dollars on supposedly “successful” psychic research. They pretty much would check for the things in this video (precognition and clairvoyance mainly) and if they got over 65% correct they where considered legit. It ran from 1972 before being stopped in 1995 because of its ineffectiveness. Even though it ran for like 23 years there where only about 22 “psychics” who ever officially worked there, but by the time it shut down there where only 3. According to Wikipedia the government spent over 20 million dollars over the projects lifetime I was just a little curious about it and figured I’d try to save some time for other people :)

[@tinymar05]

I'm a simple woman, I see a pretty guy with glasses, I click.

[@tinymar05]

@@charles2521 liar

[@Callum_0n_Wheels]

Real lmao ❤

[@SetOfAllSets]

​@@charles2521?

[@missnewt4697]

You're so real for that🤭🤭 we are one

[@Sleepynebula]

Your volume & pacing in this one are stellar

[@theezombiegirl]

blank space goodnight 🤎

[@arich20]

Omg thank you. ❤

[@DoctorMysterio15]

Thanks! ❤

[@StarboyXL9]

You are reminding me of Tirar back when he had only 20k subs. I think you've got a seat in the big leagues waiting for you bro.

[@sarmaxsam]

Completely agree. This guy's going places

[@layneyloo14]

I love your videos, and the tone detail of this one is perfect, complete with suspenders 😁😁

[@palomathereptilian]

Hey Birch! 🤗 Like I said on patreon, I was so excited for this video and I absolutely loved it, I love the concept of psychic abilities! 💖 I did some research about Stargate project yesterday and I'm so fascinated by that, watching an ASMR video based on that project is so amazing ☺ And the card sounds and the shirt crinkles are so great, can't wait to get some sleep soon (I'm so tired) 😴 Btw I watched the telepathy part by now (and feeling sleepy), and I non-ironically got all the telepathy cards right (or the information you gave to us, I was too sleepy when I commented this back on Friday) lmao 👀 Anyways thank you so much for your videos Birch, I love that you are so creative with your ASMR roleplay ideas! 🤗 I hope you are doing well Birch, have a great weekend and take care x 💖

[@alphabonnnx8249]

RAHHH STARGATE AND ASMR IN THE SAME VIDEO ON MY HOME PAGE IM TWEAKING RIGHT NOWWWW I’M SLEEPING GOOD TONIGHT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@sujimtangerines]

How incredibly original! I tend to gravitate to more simple videos for sleep but thankfully I just needed to chill because I was also too interested in the outcome!

[@darrenthedino4429]

Why am I now obsessed with these videos? When did they start existing? How far down the ASMR rabbit hole have I gone?!

[@JohnSluggice]

this is such a phenomenal concept for an asmr video I love it

[@maya.xvp0]

Him: what do you see? Me, confidently: star. Him: cross Me: oh, okay bet

[@otter1234567]

Why do these cards sound so amazing?!

[@TendoASMR]

This is a good script!

[@Powermusclechick]

Ok his voice does it for me. Omg i found him in the middle of the day and im sleepy now. Need him at night

[@Hirazora_Shikuro]

I love the aesthetic of the room It reminds me of aperture science control rooms from a game portal. Keep up the good work

[@paradisesoundscapes]

So very talented, Birch! My new fav.

[@wesleycatlett9144]

You have Stuart Little's voice and I like it.

[@nitromane4265]

i guessed all 20 in a row!!! i see cardboard

[@EmoPilgrim]

I think birch could do a really good hal emmerich (otacon) role play.

[@mehh473]

You look like an English teacher and I’m here for it

[@TheNorthWoodsWhispersASMR]

I'm amazed that I'm only coming across this channel now after all this time, and all of your content. Your soft spoken cadence is terrific- I was instantly sleepy. At times, your voice makes me think of Christian Bale's portrayal of Dick Cheney in Vice, which interestingly enough I got tingles from some of his speeches in that film. Subscribed!

[@LightLock]

Was not expecting to see a Stargate video, this shits awesome

[@juliaesztertragor3904]

Massively underrated ❤

[@CasonGray]

Had to google this, from title thought you were talking about the stargate show 😂 i remember watching that show with my dad

[@SpectroliteDS2400]

Ngl that was my first guess too lol

[@shapeturtle]

BANGER AS ALWAYS

[@janeavril9259]

Amazing video!! So relaxing but also the lore is awesome, keep up the good work!!

[@rgbhgf]

loving the more supernatural themed videos with this and the Area 51 CNE

[@Jeneri1]

Had no idea who you were, just thought the vid looked fun, and then you bust out the "Swedish shuffle" 😂 you had to be at least Scandinavian! In Sweden we call it the "Norwegian shuffle" 😅❤

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Of course you would, that's too funny :D

[@Lizkurilchick]

it's so fascinatng and so brilliant wow truly a masterpiece

[@sofiakerringtontheauthorch2300]

Goodlookin and a greaaaat video!❤

[@mikaylalynn2570]

this is so creative I LOVE IT

[@Naomeme]

The whole card exercise I somehow always predicted the one AFTER the one that was asked to predict 😂😂

[@rokaq5163]

5:29 Birch casually turns down the sepia knob, circa 1978, colorized

[@charliemay7634]

Does this exam room happen to be in Cheyenne mountain?

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Fort Meade, Maryland, actually.

[@BigCMiner]

You are giving me strong owlman vibes from the watchmen film

[@Nostradamus88]

Amazing soothing voice perfect for ASMR🙏🤗

[@arich20]

Aaaahhhh what is this channel?! 🤩 Be still, my lil neurodivergent, insomniac nerd heart 🎉 ❤️ Thank you Agent Birch

[@connord2720]

I clicked bc he's so cute but the video ended up being amazing too !!

[@Generic42]

Great video, this seems more like a 40s/50s vibe than the late 70s though!

[@satanicangel6384]

Youre definitely underrated but that will stops soon if you keep making masterpieces like this 😴👍

[@StraitjacketFitness]

This.

[@PNN_ParodyNewsNetwork]

Noam Chomsky in 1978 is that you?

[@willzinee]

Perfect hahaha

[@kosmonaft]

25:15 I actually guessed right and was freaking out lol

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

I'm just waiting on someone to comment that they guessed all twenty cards in a row ...

[@DarthSidian]

After seeing the Greylock horror series, the fact this project was real scares me more than it probably should.

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Never heard of that one, but I'll have to check it out!

[@DarthSidian]

@@BirchinthewoodsASMR Oh, you've gotta try it. Terrifying, relevant to this video's topic, and well-made Also, great video! I've fallen asleep to this for the past week in a row.

[@NotYetAsleep-dw4jd]

Bro is single handedly fulfilling my childhood delusions

[@matthewbills1299]

Thanks for the video

[@spookyvondoom4624]

Listen, I'm only interested in participating if I get to work with Teal'c.

[@sagegreen_05]

dude when i tell you i was actually doing really good on that precognition test and it was actually starting to freak me out

[@TyrantOfAlbion]

I got so high that now I'm freaking out so I'm watching this to try and go to sleep l. wish me luck. 🥰🐕😟😸👍

[@mangoman1096]

The people saying they got all the cards right either cheated or are outright lying. The chances of correctly guessing 20 1/5th probability’s in a row is 1/95367431640625 or about 0.00000000000001. Stop yapping attention seekers

[@sarmaxsam]

You'd have better odds successfully navigating an asteroid field

[@baileyisnt]

Literally no one said that your math is right though

[@mangoman1096]

@@baileyisnt true, I used a calculator but there is a solid chance it’s wrong, feel free to fact check

[@baileyisnt]

@@mangoman1096 no I’m telling you your math is correct, but nobody even said they got them all right

[@mangoman1096]

@@baileyisntthat’s fair, I thought I saw more of em a week or two ago, but now I’ve only seen 2 that weren’t joking

[@Vowvin]

I was not ready to see a Stargate asmr lol

[@vaporchild1821]

idk why you remind me so much of young noam chomsky in this video but i love it 😂😂😂

[@elderlyoogway]

Dude's killing that chomsky cosplay 😂

[@blewis9159]

Hang on this is very relevant to my interests

[@TheMidnightModder]

Jokes on you, I've been attending the Monroe Institute to learn remote viewing and I got all of these right.✌️

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

We'll be seeing you again, then.

[@artisticloser]

3:04 no joke i thought "he forgot star" but then for a second i thought "maybe theres no star you dummy" but tHEN HE PULLS OUT A STAR

[@OBjectifsFauneSauvage]

Salut,zut.je pensais qu'il allait nous donner les Résultats à la fin! c'était génial comme nouveauté même que je me suis abonnée💪

[@littlestcorginuff8029]

Spooky how many times we both guessed the same cards 😂

[@HrSamstag]

8:58 - most beautiful card. Can you hear the waves?

[@horseface470]

YEAH, STARGATE

[@bkimbro15]

Got the first 3 right on the last test and freaked out a little

[@alicec-m3403]

Blushing

[@matthiasschutze8119]

Reminds me of the c&c Red alert 1 Intro scene nice 🎉😅 greetings from Austria

[@jessicabeaber3528]

Wasnt sure if that was your belly making hungry sounds or mine,lol. I have lasagne in the microwave at the moment, but Im going to hafto reheat it since Ive been sidetracked with this awesome asmr video😅

[@shortking-vp9vv]

Ngl I thirst-tapped

[@arich20]

😅 same...

[@hakwho7053]

Got an ad for (and no joke) a light, concealable, armored vest before this vid lmaoooo No clue why, just thought it was funny

[@Catinhood]

Help I answered more than half of the first test exactly what he said I'm actually scared

[@Powermusclechick]

I love talkers, voices.....

[@GreyWouldBe]

So happy the almighty and mysterious algo sent me here!

[@niono1587]

Yer a creative fella lovin the videos my bruvva

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thanks a lot!

[@teaganwelch5741]

Omg I love you Paul Dano

[@freaquin]

I see stargate project mentioned, I hit like

[@lordsickomode]

9:21 I started getting a bunch of them right (well, at least based on what you said was the viewers answer) and I was like "is my mind being read or am i reading the pasts mind or?"

[@lordsickomode]

except waves. I got waves right but once, any other time i thought about it i was wrong. Got the bulk of everything else right tho, somehow.