Asmon Reacts to Women Soccer

[@wedgeserif556]

Not 'sock her," SOCCER!!

[@judaswasametalhead]

Football. Even if this clip isn't the best example

[@Thesquirtlegamer]

@@judaswasametalhead Soccer you mean?

[@judaswasametalhead]

@@Thesquirtlegamer Nope. Football. You play with a ball nearly exclusively with your feet. What USA call football isn't played with a ball and is mostly played with hand. It's a rugby knockoff ...

[@ArgentavisMagnificens]

@@judaswasametalhead brother, Americans call it soccer (which is the original btw) and we call it football, just accept it man. That's just how language works

[@tavisays9614]

Yoo b have my like

[@utkarshsh]

That punch was personal

[@khl2445]

no shet

[@Gremalkin1979]

Granted i did not se what led up to this, but... You bruise my ego, i bruise your face. Real sportsmanlike.

[@kevindrinkswater9024]

Cheap as f tho .. Typical

[@damien9683]

That felt like a "you stole MY man!" punch

[@TheLastDonaldYouMcRonald]

She must be on that special time of the month

[@dramaticstyle9431]

That punch set Women's Soccer ahead 200 years.. Now, the sport is relatable and I can support it.

[@MasterDragonPaladin]

lmao

[@Nemcoification]

Yeah I thought only men were supposed to be toxic and aggressive. Definitely interested.

[@IriaLynx420]

I swear the slowmo makes it 10x times funnier lmao💀

[@ashurad_fox5991]

referee: (yellow card to the punching player) the player that got punched: "only yellow card? she punched me in the face!?" referee: (gives red card to the one that got punched)

[@Henry-kz4gn]

Imagine how many more gems like this we would have if more people actually watched womens soccer.

[@TheGiraffe1894]

Na mate, I’ll not sit through 90 minutes of boring game with broken passes and embarrassing attempts to do classic kick moves to get 1 funny moment like this.

[@janterri3539]

@@TheGiraffe1894On the contrary regular soccer is boring asf for me to watch. I love watching them screw up, it’s like Asmon vs Shroud.

[@TheEggroll4321]

nah

[@TheGiraffe1894]

@@janterri3539 if you could watch Nigerian football league. They are hilarious. I watched a match highlight on KZbin, they were throwing away clear goal scoring opportunities and allowing the opponents to score from the midfield because that match was fixed. The antics they pulled were hilarious. Also I watched women’s football previously. It is just boring. This kind of situations are one off and most matches are coma inducing. The European leagues are way better even between smaller teams the skill level is too high compared any women’s football matches.

[@wever4873]

the thing is, they suck.

[@jerromelovelock4085]

My favourite soccer technique: the punch

[@thaitoan4760]

I would unironicly watch sport if this is a common thing

[@itsyaboiherman]

Same

[@-vart-]

Just watch hockey

[@qrow1547]

watch rugby, basically the same thing

[@sarahwallace1103]

@@-vart- They wear too many pads to make it interesting. For good reason though.

[@8bitKatwalk]

You might be surprised but the woman go hard, get banged up and bloody, don’t flop and take pride in being an overall better player.

[@MadPutz]

I played varsity soccer and this is very true. 1) crazy blind shots you’ve never practiced. 2) random fake divers trying to get a free kick 3) full contact fouls trying to injure your key players High school soccer in poor and middle class areas is more fun to watch than pro soccer for this reason and the smaller field creates more violent contact.

[@lilramennoodle8056]

Yessir, shit was always wild, way more energy and drive there

[@requiemzero5208]

I can vouch this

[@cattysplat]

Amateur soccer you eat the floor or get tripped/slide tackled, nobody cares. You pick yourself off the ground, wipe the blood off and get back in the game.

[@unownnnn]

Why dont you watch the UFC instead

[@mazterrein]

Falcon...PAWNCH!!

[@Exius-Zero]

Peter Griffin: Oh shoot, I forgot to make it look like an accident...

[@Rasupubegasu]

That’s not soccer that’s a soccer punch 💀

[@malicekerendu3574]

She didn't even aim for the ball. 💀

[@douglasmurdoch7247]

Even if she did, you can’t touch the ball with your hands lol.

[@Bloo1_]

She had a goal and went for it full force

[@edgarlozada3858]

She already had her target in sight.

[@Ingwar1993]

girls dont have balls

[@JonezBBQ]

No... really?

[@itsprivate3061]

bruh, she really fucking clocked her, she wasnt even looking

[@wanderang]

Finally! A new proof for gender equality!

[@MasterDragonPaladin]

equal rights, equal lefts!

[@Kat1kafka]

See, if women's soccer was more like this,more people would watch them

[@Александр911-х6л]

especially if they performed in swimsuits

[@robotninja1186]

That's what the matrix want you to watch it's all scripted

[@gralha_]

This is exactly what women's soccer is though. Literally a clip from a soccer match

[@wienersmcbutts]

@@gralha_that’s like showing a video of a house fire and saying that “this is what owning a home is like”

[@gralha_]

@@wienersmcbutts Not really, these kinds of plays are not uncommon (maybe not such a slugger)

[@69thsailor]

She even ran past the ball, she was on a mission

[@kyvian251]

What that soccer player heard when she wakes up after being knocked out: “hey, you! You’re finally awake”

[@doctorgears9358]

She definitely got ejected so fast she reached escape velocity

[@zinc_trioxide]

It is what it is indeed, I wish theres all chat in real sports that we can hear, it would be fun

[@Mike_Honcho_8653]

Women's soccer needs to be played topless.

[@DrDanielRoberto]

Women soccer is so much more fun to watch. They play the actual game instead of all the theatrics pretending to be hurt and rolling around.

[@Ostsol]

There was a video I saw of a player whose kneecap was dislocated, after a collisions and fall. She punched it back into position herself. Probably didn't keep playing, but damn that was hardcore.

[@jonw9119]

Sure.

[@DD-px5mj]

i do that with my penis every day pfft

[@spugelo359]

Meanwhile pussy ass sports players: A opponent gets within 1 meter, didn't touch but the damage is immeasurable and unbearable.

[@Shiirow]

Probably how they won all those championships, the other team was too scared to play seriously for fear of getting "Soccer Punched" on the field.

[@ElewIV]

If you want to watch women's professional soccer but there isn't a team near by, just go to a high school and watch the men's varsity team. Its basically the same thing.

[@xSuperMetroidx]

Wrong, the men's varsity team will most likely be (vastly) better than professional female players.

[@ElewIV]

@@xSuperMetroidx you're probably right, my bad.

[@Hhhh22222-w]

​@@ElewIVhe is right, there are many videos or articles showing teen boys destroying adult professional female football players

[@friendguy13]

A few years ago the Australian women's national team lost 7-0 to an under 16 boys team.

[@Francorocco]

My country(Brasil) woman soccer team lost to a sub15 team once lmao

[@LeVraiTB]

This is what i call a Soccer Punch

[@Schwein41]

The soccer punch.

[@thelonecabbage7834]

That was fucking majestic.

[@aoihitori]

Succer Punch. Everything they do is a peak comedy without even trying to be funny. 😂

[@CallMeGatchaJoe]

The mens teams: pretend to be hurt until the play is over then get back up like nothing ever happened The womens team: Makes sure their hurt with a phew punches and kicks

[@Chyrnobyl66]

a phew?

[@yushouji8952]

@@Chyrnobyl66 it's the SFX

[@Seedmember]

Tell me you know football from watching the same five superstars, without telling me. There are a lot of videos with knees and legs getting broken from bad tackles, you can find them to satisfy your urge for violence.

[@LankyDaze]

oh ya a phew phunches phor sure... they also will phling doodoo feces at phillip while phlaying phoccer.

[@MasterDragonPaladin]

LMAO so true

[@johnnansam]

Enemy spotted ! *Proceeds to falcon punch the sh1t out of her*

[@clementchuah6706]

She did a great punch.

[@inanimatesum4945]

She should sign up for Hockey with that attitude.

[@JackManic1984]

The missed bicycle kick was one thing then the defender just clocking that girl.

[@ZTenski]

That's not even the biggest one in this brawl. There's another clip of a pair of them squaring off, and the one lady just hauls off and decks the other full in the face. No running, no ball, just gets blasted. Bunch of people had to hold the one what got punched from running in and getting even. Truly a great brawl.

[@Mrowa066]

Skyrim music adds to it

[@majinfreecell]

She clearly touched the ball.

[@TheStuffEnjoyer]

Announcer: OOOF! Look at that Emotional Damage followed by Physical Damage! She certainly took that personally~ KEKW (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[@Hhh-hm7uk]

That woman took soccer too personal

[@BadPcProductions]

That's why sane people keep saying emotional men are dangerous, because they act like women, on impulses 😂

[@spursbucswhitesoxfan]

Wow. From the worst bicycle kick ever attempted to a right cross to the face. Didn't see that one coming.

[@KristapsJankovskis]

That was gold! 😂

[@Dr.UldenWascht]

Ah, Women's Soccer. Great to see some slapstick comedy on Asmon's channel.

[@dereksbooks]

If women's soccer is comedy, then women's basketball is a tragedy 😅

[@erxan4163]

​@@dereksbooksand womens volleyball is erotica 💀

[@MasterDragonPaladin]

@@dereksbooks :pepepray:

[@RealTaIk]

Yep, pretty much the same as any lower league football game. In Germany we don't have enough lower league referees anymore because the low league teams often try to beat the shit out of the referee whenever they are unsatisfied with a decision. Meeting up after the game to beat the shit out of each other is also not that rare...

[@cattysplat]

It's because school/street football has no rules. If anything kids wanna see and do more violence for entertainment. If someone hurts you, nobody cares so you just pick yourself off the ground and keep playing.

[@RealTaIk]

@@cattysplat this is not school and not street football my dude. just a bunch of 20-30 year old who fuck each other up for life xD You must be american thinking there actually exists something like school football outside of america xD

[@pootytang1120]

make soccer like hockey allow fighting and hitting, I would start watching it and spending money on the sport

[@Ozzull]

Look for "Pepe" from F.C.Porto, he's the pinnacle of aggression!

[@verspin]

Bro that's a suspension worth a couple of months if not more

[@rvle.35mm]

I've never seen a guy do this in a football match. Women's is wild.

[@cattysplat]

Always quick to take offense and go full assault mode with no chill.

[@kilabee6433]

If wemans soccer mashed with hockey the sales would sky rocket. Put a little mud on the ground and swimming suits and it would sell out complete stadium's.

[@Opmeme1]

One punch to take em out

[@faceless7808]

i cant see the problem she went to the ball 🤣

[@unbornraizan123]

It's just a Karen intruding though

[@DecayedPony]

Didn't know Soccer was like this, might have to watch it

[@Xport9]

Thems be wildin' over here.

[@grizzledgamer2552]

Soccer is bottom tier activity in terms of skill, even lower than pub sports like darts and billiards.

[@Pedro-S1lva]

you say that based on what? i bet you never played nor watched a football match in your life,its the most popular sport in the world for a reason,whether you like it or not its a great sport.

[@grizzledgamer2552]

@@Pedro-S1lva all you need is a ball grass and shoes bro - pretty basic tier pro sport.

[@jaypetz]

Wow they have mix martial arts in women soccer. Now I am interested.

[@SourBogBubble]

lol Linus bought the Whale. cant wait for that reaction nvm they custom.

[@slayerr4365]

To be fair the other girl lightly tapped her shoulder she was pretty much asking for it

[@mokeysamo3528]

This US rugby team seems very capable

[@benbooth2783]

Theis reminds me of an old saying "Rugby is a thugs game played by gentlemen(women) and football is a gentlemens(womens) game played by thugs".

[@TheOtherSideCh]

''But they need to pay us more!'' Honestly if they just fight without playing the game, I bet they would be making more money lmao

[@livamyyo]

Wrong ball.

[@jordancobb7553]

This is better and more physical than anything ive ever seen in mens soccer

[@athormaximoff4634]

The only clips I've seen of women soccer some is taking a hit and instantly going back into the game. That puts it far ahead of regular soccer where they go to the floor and start crying if someone stands too close to them.

[@-scrim]

The U.S. Womens National Team are embarrassments. I unironically support any team going against them, and I'm an American... 💀

[@MissPopuri]

Usually when people riot and punch, they wait until the referee won’t give them a red card. If a girl punched me like that, she would not be able to feel her head because I will retaliate. Get rekt!

[@TrashGames6]

Dana White: 👀

[@kona8832]

Bro, she missed the ball with that punch, doesn't she know how to play handball? ffs.

[@mendalosindiedevrpg8084]

This isnt soccer, this is "knock her" 😂

[@Eaglebrace]

I seen some tension in few sport like Hockey were some dudes throw fist by fist but never like this in soccer, that some disgraceful crap right there.

[@shadow6743]

Played on my high school girls' soccer team. In one year we had a girl wrist break and another teammate of mine got a concussion during a game. I think soccer can be just as violent as American football. We just have to be more sneaky about it or simply don't care about getting a red card.😅

[@TraeBaldwin]

or you could just play dirty

[@marksmithcollins]

They worth sharing total prizes of men, by mere contribution of humor to the citizens.

[@Vioblight]

I thought only goalies can use their hands 😂

[@dudeholycrap]

To be fair she never actually touched the ball lol

[@sneakupbehindyoulikejohnwi743]

Women are finally catching up

[@fissavids8767]

man of culture, here we gather once again.

[@DroolingBoooooox]

An avid believer of gender equality.

[@Nathdood]

they used to that privilege in america

[@joemama114]

Damn soccer right into Boxing. I would watch the HELL out of that. Soxxing? You can only touch the ball with your feet but you can also just fist fight people with your arms.

[@GUNUFofficial]

Cat fight Cat fight!

[@pocenha]

I bet the crowd would invade the field, and kill the player if that was a men's game

[@Kollektivable]

Neymar would acting if he was dead after the punch...

[@ShinForgotPassxXx]

Jesus, she put her whole body and motion into that one. The other woman gotta be knocked out by this.

[@venialivelizard]

Anyone know where i can find the original video?

[@MrZoupsoup]

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

[@AardvarkPaysOff]

I've suddenly gotten interested in watching soccer

[@rafaelkresmar3998]

I really want to know what game this was from but since no one watches womens soccer I don't think anyone actually knows where this was from

[@tobi3038]

Women playing with "BALLS" : Soccer

[@DrumRoody]

What a twist

[@Zexx4]

If you could legally throw a punch in women's soccer, a lot more ppl would watch women's soccer

[@PinPimYT]

She was aiming for the ball trust

[@trumptheworstpresidentever4881]

Here you kick the ball, now you kick the ball, your turn to kick, now you kick it, my turn to kick, you kick now... wow what a fun interesting sport. Did you guys see that kick last night?

[@Pedro-S1lva]

lmao,you are just oversimplifying it to make it appear boring,football is the most popular sport in the world whether you like it or not

[@86lngd25]

its either this or "men" faking injury every two seconds i think id go with girls soccer

[@Axvil]

Quality entertainment at its best, these Ladies are clearly underpaid..

[@sydtopia1]

I immediately retracted the comment I was about to make about woman's soccer.

[@769_tYu]

That woman clearly in wrong game, lmao 😂.

[@HeavensDevil.]

A hockey, my favorite.

[@claireglory]

i would watch if women football is really like that.

[@OuchXXI]

Poverty ball is one of the most boring sports ever invented.

[@gingerbread_GB]

She playing a different game