Asmongold BLOWN AWAY By World Record Elden Ring Speed Run (

[@spooky_lights]

I love that I can see his speed runs and still not have the bosses spoiled.

[@GoznerPeter]

Xdxdxdxdxfcfcddxd

[@DragonfoxShadow]

@@theroyalcam imagine skipping every cutscene and dialogue and thinking game has no story.

[@ATotallyNormalYoutubeNameUwu]

@@DragonfoxShadow emotional damage

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

@@theroyalcam talk about confidently incorrect

[@rockstar-made]

@@theroyalcam bro played with his eyes closed and audio muted

[@hatetoseeit2343]

The reason these zips kill the bosses is because when he zips far enough away, the platform despawns, making the bosses start to fall. The game has a set timer where you fall for a max 13 seconds. When the 13 seconds is over, you automatically die. When he melees, the timer resets, causing the second phase to start, forcing a tp back allowing him to zip again to kill maliketh, or allow elden beast to keep falling.

[@error13376]

Wow thanks for the explanation. I was gonna look it up but was to lazy and now randomly found it in the comments while looking for mald.

[@tapyinz]

He literally reads the explanation in the video.

[@LKZToroh]

this is literally in the end of the video...

[@sunshine6352]

How can he teleport? Is that a bug or a skill? Not really sure how these people were able to discover this glitch

[@Nereplan]

@@sunshine6352 bug. the zip glitch is while hard to reproduce, you can actually do it unintentionally.

[@dan.m.8614]

+ "Son we are leaving in 6 minutes " - "Sure mom, let me just beat elden ring real quick"

[@coffeebean_tamer]

😂😂😂

[@AuraMadness]

@@lorddoomer7271it was the Elden ring mouse pad. Bro is that gud

[@goblin2785]

​@@lorddoomer7271 block glitch, idk if it was patched

[@JonathanPena-ng2hd]

Insane

[@ZachOsborne-oi4ld]

This is the best comment that could be made on this video ever. No question

[@Gimme_Da_Bamboo]

"But he died it's over"... "WHAT!?"

[@1ZosoLZ]

Lmao

[@stefanmarinov2864]

Famous last words

[@hypnogri5457]

A master of spatial magic. Doesn't even use up any mana. Most efficient mage. Feared across all dimensions.

[@nousouachang2111]

you become a true mage when instead of using mana, you become it

[@gehenna214]

He is a 5th dimensional being

[@0v_x0]

Speedrunners are literally higher beings (to the game worlds they visit)

[@DTraiN5795]

It’s a joke and bs to me. Never support this kind of bs. No bc of him mostly but bc of the people who think it’s cool

[@Lovetranscends111]

@@DTraiN5795 lmaooo youre mad, haven’t even beat the game have you, when you do beat it you’ll have the record for the longest time to beat the game so cheer up pal

[@jasonnash4452]

"Ok guys this is where he fights maliketh. Actual boss fight." Best quote in the video lol

[@reesejohnson2788]

The disappointment 😂

[@dabman999]

no I say the part when he goes "he's dead its over" god slain "WHAT!!!!!"

[@abra238]

PepeLaugh he doesn't know

[@madeofmandrake1748]

Better yet in the react of the 12 minute speedrun asmon predicts this, he says that pretty soon people will find a way to skip Maliketh (the only bossfight in that run).

[@Pekka.Pekka.1296]

And the non-stop sarcasm 😂😂

[@callumsmith5168]

Its so cool that fromsoftware made it possible to do a pacifist run in their biggest game yet

[@callumsmith5168]

@@theninja2k14 yo fr? Pretty cool then haha

[@FBI-wn2qo]

You can pacifist every Souls game from DS1 and up (Not counting Sekiro)

[@Yui-ee9mw]

Yeah, 1lv maidenless no wifes death no upgrades no hit no summon. What a chad run.

[@FecalMatador]

@@zachster2016 use Shabiri woe to keep aggro off your mimic. Then just buff them and heal them.

[@LoldemortII]

@@theninja2k14 That's not pacifist though. That's just not using weapons.

[@Chancho3232]

“I’m gonna need to grind” Proceeds to beat game by doing, what looks like, absolutely nothing

[@the_jingo]

He mastered teleportation magic and bind his soul to elden beast and tricking the game to slain the god for him Seems a lot more than nothing to me

[@StonerfromHolland]

Gay ​@@the_jingo

[@Runthemjewels]

@@StonerfromHollandare you 12?

[@TiL_Deimos]

zip glitching, frame perfects as well as to not die before the elden beast and maliketh.

[@Nastuf]

Teleports so hard that unrelated enemies have a heart attack miles away from the player.

[@yonutyoonut6095]

I accidentally did this my first play through. Couldn’t believe the game was only ten minutes

[@arcticbreeze1861]

Same, had me wondering what all the hype was abt

[@duhotatoday3277]

It requires a lot of frame perfect inputs to pull out. This man wasn't grinding for nothing

[@jamesmartinez2389]

This made me laugh out loud. Pretty hard too. Thanks man

[@dustinschalk8825]

😂😂😂

[@marcopaparusso3808]

@@jamesmartinez2389 same! My wife just gave me the most awkward look

[@dr.philfanfiction6778]

"How did he get 260,000 souls?" Inflation is as bad in the game as it is in real life, Asmon.

[@robert120987]

FromSoftware just hired hunter

[@Plusimurfriend]

@@robert120987 Its trump and putin fault. President Biden is doing his best to save America.

[@robert120987]

@@Plusimurfriend 🤣🤣🤣 u can't be serious....

[@lewis5211]

Good one lol

[@Slimfupa]

i fucking lost it at " ok were in stormveil castle "

[@daveyboyfox]

That felt like the LONGEST run ever, rather than the shortest.

[@theredwrath9866]

ran the whole way

[@jip5889]

@@theredwrath9866some say he still runs to this day

[@TheGreatestTerrariaPlayerEver]

Its probably because of all the reloads the guy takes

[@brysonlewis3958]

Ya pretty bs haha. Dude can act cool because of it but hes not​@TheGreatestTerrariaPlayerEver

[@Chriscrosser]

Imagine seeing a tarnished just randomly teleporting back and forth and becomes the elden lord

[@Beartornado-BT]

Narrator looking like an idiot saying this Tarnished is "of no Renown"

[@heyhoe168]

The only way to godhood.

[@chrisjlee2013]

I mean that’s a godly thing to do

[@joesmith4682]

Man imagine how pissed the demi-gods would be to put all this in motion, planning and hard work only to have a chosen one come through in 6 minutes and tear it all apart😂😂😂

[@matthewwheeldon6385]

More like glitchy cheater

[@cameronmason4452]

@@matthewwheeldon6385 Nerd detected

[@matthewwheeldon6385]

@cameronmason4452 yeah people that know how to glitch there way through a game are pretty nerdy 🤓 😉

[@BigsterBear]

@@matthewwheeldon6385glitches isn’t cheating cause it’s in the game so…😊

[@DrivenAgony]

they punching the air rn

[@mistydolphin2524]

Miyazaki: The main game is 30 hours. This guy: Hold my beer.

[@ballbagsuperstar]

I'm 20 hrs in and no where near

[@barelylewd4549]

Thats crazy people can beat this game in 30 hours, 30 hour games for me prolly take close to 80-100 to complete, but I take my time and do everything

[@jackmiller1513]

It took me 120 hours to go to journey 2 😭😭

[@raghebyared8177]

I mean if u want to explore everything in u first journey it will take alot

[@raghebyared8177]

I beat the game In hour on new game plus

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

"Where we're going we don't need bosses!" **zips over the horizon**

[@effrumtheretardo]

88-second speedrun soon

[@ichl46]

LMAOOO

[@emberpowertcg7692]

😂

[@XGCSoulEater]

Just like the devs intended. Wonderful gameplay.

[@DHankins19]

Actually, disgusting shit like this is called "speed running"

[@TheRationalist.]

​​@@DHankins19Yup I don't get the interest. It's not enjoyable to watch at all. It is so massively pathetic and really just shows how far "speed running" has fallen.

[@giefnameplox]

@@TheRationalist.there are other categories you might find more interesting

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

​@@DHankins19Stay mad lol

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

​​@@TheRationalist.Speed running doesn't only encompass glitchless runs.

[@levinforever5086]

You died its over Sees god slain Loses his sanity

[@sirapple589]

Did he lose his sanity or did he gain Insight?

[@somegamer4071]

Little did he know the player was the god

[@lunatic-k5209]

Well he not wrong

[@Nathaniel-w5n]

Yes

[@B1GDaddyDJangoF311]

6:09 shouldve been the dialogue for AHS "somebody stop him,the killer is escaping!"-asmon lol

[@shagaru1234]

this speedrun is especialy impressive because dist does 13 frame perfect zips which are extremely hard to pull off back to back consistently and a few megazips to kill the bosses effectively making it a no boss fought run the malekith skips is especialy hard because you need to be extremely precise otherwise you will die or fail the run

[@Meoidn]

You know what else would be impressive. If they had to play the game they are "speed running"

[@Neffenare]

@@Meoidn they did play the game first ya fucking moron lol

[@Fish-pe7tc]

@@Meoidn if you look at the profiles on screen Dist has well over 100 hours in game you fool

[@Crota0100]

@@Meoidn There are glitchless runs too

[@EmQue33]

@@Meoidn its called speed run, and this is not easy to pull , so stfu

[@hoodedrain7925]

7:00 Malekith: Slowly gets uninstalled

[@thewaywardspiraltws922]

So this is the max 'FAITH' build I've been hearing so much about, really makes speedrunning a cakewalk when you can conceive, believe, achieve.

[@mobbossgambino]

Dude having a whole emotional moment, and dawg for the life of him couldn't wrap his head around what just happened 😂

[@iamthejustin7420]

This is the video you show to people who can't beat the horse once they finish the tutorial.

[@tytar1037]

I love how his reactions are just him with his mouth open looking surprised. It never gets old for some reason

[@darokdeed]

Because it looks genuine and not like he is acting.

[@tytar1037]

@@darokdeed no I agree with you! I love it

[@InnerAtanih]

Definitely does

[@CygnusX-11]

it's cringy

[@TimmayATS]

It’s the eyebrows haha.

[@wowmageturtle15]

4:45 Me: "So who's gonna tell him?......" 7:17 I didn't really ever think a noise could defeat a man.

[@Nickwiest113]

If only I had thought to fight all the bosses during load screens

[@Terrtail]

Just bought Elden Ring today and I haven't played it yet, thank God the runs are spoiler free so i can watch em lmao

[@shannons7150]

Enjoy it... just dont zip everywhere

[@NHroastedREALIty]

You playing ps5 or Xbox or PC?

[@centy4773]

Maybe the real Elden Beast was the friends we made along the way.

[@cliffordsantillan6046]

nakama mentality

[@DeVineFate]

Truth be told I was one of those people that thought speedruns were stupid but the more I have seen of how difficult and precise they are, the more respect I have for these guys. These runs are insane.

[@jss8295]

They are stupid af, I don't see anything impressive here lol.

[@altosforteaquax5083]

I'm sure Hitler found it difficult to convince the Nazis all those people needed to die but he did it. I don't think many people would consider that something to be celebrated though.

[@ashwilliams4959]

Yeah this glitches takes real skill

[@DurkDiggler]

Not skill, time wasting

[@nikocadogaming5129]

@@DurkDiggler do it then

[@Dark-gq5uk]

he used a glitch that when you jump into a special place in the void it stop loading the upper part of the map so it vanishes and everything get killed

[@iFL3x]

@Asmon, how zips work: He changes resolution to get a higher framerate. Zips happen when some animations bugg out using the blocking and walking animation at the perfect time. If the framerate is higher than 60fps this is alot easier, so they lower resolution to guarantee higher rates while they are streaming and recording at the same time. The shorter it takes to time the movement input with the block animation, the further the zip, thats how they control it (thats why sometimes he resets it by walking further I think) :)

[@lordomacron3719]

done some QA testing and I can say the advantage speedrunners have is massive numbers and no need to file reports. Jokes aside a QA test team can only do so much and the main job is to help make the game as smooth and seemingly bug-free (no game is ever Bug-free there will always be bugs and glitches) for the Average player. Still, every QA tester is a speedrunner at heart every QA team I have been on always competes to see who can beat the game we are testing as fast as possible. Also, the suits in management make our job harder as they think in terms of money, not game design, and many a time they dismiss our concerns and just release games before they are really ready. did not use to be like this but Digital distribution has made most suits think they don't need to pay proper QA testers and just let the public do it instead and call it early access. The dawn of the Day one patch has made the industry change massively in how it approaches game development and not always for the better. End of rant Sorry got a bit carried away there.

[@kalebuck3282]

A bit of insight that younger fanbases can understand the world goes round and round for that 🤑💰

[@Trixbeat]

Ever since I saw the gyoubu skip in sekiro I became determined that developers intentionally leave stuff in the game for speedrunners to abuse

[@KenoxProductions]

Someone in the chat said "I don't like categories where they can pause the timer." Speedruns, at least Dark Souls, are based off of in-game time, that stops whenever you enter a loading screen. That's why the timer pauses every so often, because it's reading the in-game time. It also allows users with low-end PCs to stand a chance.

[@juliotorres3147]

I don’t pay attention to anyone giving opinions on a matter they know nothing about. I just laugh at them and call the stupid since that’s really the only thing to do

[@AgentYellowWang]

This glitch feel like one of those cartoon character moment where if he think he can do it hard enough he can lmao.

[@lsfearls]

I love the velocity machanic, it is a primary reason for the equipment load needed for heavy. It makes it go further due to the weight. Makes sense in reality but the outcome in game is quite shocking. I wonder what an even higher weight would give, I assume 8% is the best possible to get and still be successful.

[@stevenwayne3701]

Probably stronger jump attacks

[@epicdemonbeast]

This is actually absurd how people do this

[@Miranox2]

Yea Elden Ring speedruns are just a joke at this point.

[@Endslikecrazy]

@@Miranox2 just watch a different category then you whiny bitches xD

[@slashuu]

@@Miranox2 its an any% speedrun so glitches is allowed which makes it look "easy" but trust me its way harder than it looks

[@itswaters8970]

@@slashuu it’s not hard just takes practice because anyone can do it with enough practice, it’s not skillful because you don’t have to fight anything.

[@emiliozeron5310]

@@itswaters8970 LOL

[@kalebberge1281]

I enjoy rewatching this just to confirm that a run was optimized to this point, yet I still forget where to go for medallions in my NG+ after 150 hours.

[@DHankins19]

Bro this shit sucked.

[@Alcheur]

Don't tell this man someone did it in less than 4 or he'll need therapy

[@vacsparrow2634]

The most homeless looking millionaire ive ever seen, but i love him

[@JackKingOffmen]

The most original comment I've ever seen

[@dommiro5587]

what about post malone? XD

[@whitingpie5146]

@@dommiro5587 Nah, Tattoo's cost money, you don't see many fully tattooed homeless people.

[@dougfoster445]

eh , he doesn't look homeless. Just looks like a nerd.

[@ilasoiaf]

Never seen a homeless guy with luscious hair and well kept beard but alright dude

[@Joeumadd]

The way that this game was broken down to the bare minimum needed to beat it is insane, also the amount of time it takes to get frame perfect glitches down is crazy

[@xArt_16]

@@endlessnoodle3056 wow, it’s almost like this is the Any% category where that’s what you’re supposed to do. If you don’t like it then don’t watch Any% speed runs, this shit is INCREDIBLY difficult aswell.

[@Obsiidian]

@@endlessnoodle3056 then quit watching I don't watch shit I don't enjoy, that would be irrational and stupid

[@shivablack2832]

@@endlessnoodle3056 What you mean "doesnt change the fact that glitch runs are cringe". Care to explain to me why your opinion holds ANY value regarding speedruns? I'm confused cause to me you're kinda like a nobody. Endless Noodle hmmm yeah never heard of you.

[@jrtakesthesky27]

@@endlessnoodle3056 Wait, you're telling us you didn't just watch this guy clear Elden Ring under 7 minutes?

[@simple_most788]

@@endlessnoodle3056 i cant believe theres an actual human person writing your comments

[@danchen8647]

The end has a perfectly reasonable explanation.. the game has recognized him as god so when he died. the game ends. Also FromSoft: "Working as intended"

[@The_Defiance]

It’s crazy it was 2 years ago, the glitches are very precise and hard to do from what I heard. And the falling glitch is an easy glitch to kill mogh, but the combination of them can kill any boss.

[@armantwarokka6459]

I genuinely do not understand the people who are upset by these glitch runs. It's such a different and interesting way to see the game be progressed. These types of runs have been in the speedrunning community for it's entire history. Plus I bet these speedrunners have finished the game legit

[@shimmashome7491]

as someone who watches oOt,windwaker,and kh2 speedrun I found it very unintertaining.i do respect their runs and I'm sure its hard to pull off and very rewarding and entertaining for some. I'm just not too big into no combat,teleporting speedruns.

[@omicronlyrae6228]

Because they're not playing the game at all. When the ENTIRE RUN is just bug abuse, you're a loser who couldn't actually play the game to save their life.

[@astalouroboros2955]

If they're upset aboit these runs then they should just watch glitchless speedruns

[@Ladiesman-wi2tm]

Not to mention these speed runners are way better at the game than they'll ever be

[@cliffordsantillan6046]

you can see it there. Dist2 have like 100+ hours total in the game. The amount of hard work and effort they put to find and test these glitches exceeds the efforts of what a "normal" player use to play the game (normally).

[@100点-c6y]

I feel bad for the elden beast. Imagine being a powerful almighty Divine beast-God-thing and you get killed by a random half-naked person you've never met or heard of zipping through world because somehow that caused the very ground beneath you to spontaneously disappear. The adventurer never saw you. Your death was just the collateral them flying through the air breaking the sound barrier.

[@ForevernoobID]

My toilet break is longer than this speedrun session .....

[@kiidsammy5331]

Elden ring got game of the year, honestly an accurate prediction💯

[@yomgubogbo4462]

Is that sarcasm?

[@vinceconstantine]

The long days of yeeting himself in every direction while Maliketh ripped his face off, finally paid off lol

[@jooot_6850]

Godfrey does that move not Maliketh

[@noisypr6048]

So for those who dont understand how he beat the bosses, in case of maliketh and the draconic sentinel when he Zips accross the map into the air the platform in wich the bosses are dissapear making them fall to their death, thats why in maliketh he has to do it twice because the transformation is obligatory and in case of Horaah Loux and radagon and the elden beast when he goes at the entrance at the erdtree radagon spawns and godrick is there, when he zips godrick falls so does Radagon amd the elden beast, when he respawn since godrick falls now is horaah loux but the elden beast fell off the map so he just dies to spawn in tje boss room, i know i phrase this wrong but it kinda explains

[@xxunahxx9207]

When your starting a new character with your friend but he has 2000+ hours.

[@xAytchx]

People malding at an unrestricted any% run will never get old. Abusing every glitch is literally the point.

[@altosforteaquax5083]

Im not mad about the fact that people do this. I'm not even mad about the dumbfuck trolls like you who spout the meme shit like they contribute. I'm mad about how this shit it put on a pedestal like it's an actual achievement. In b4 you say"mad cuz bad" or "git gud" challenge your brain to create a better insult. I won't expect much though.

[@swag_katt3096]

Exactly, idk why he’s upset over this run where there are other categories specifically designed to cater to different people but I guess watching someone else’s video for 2 hours doesn’t make good enough streamer content

[@shogunbowgun1220]

It's not even Asmon himself, it's his chat. So many of them are just bashing on the run, calling it "unimpressive," "not entertaining," "dumb/stupid," and worse of them all, "cheese." No shit it's cheese, that's the damn point of the Any%! I'm sorry that getting MULTIPLE FRAME PERFECT GLITCHES and beating the game super fast while you sit there struggling to get your damn roll timing right struggling through a boss for the 100th time is "uNiMpReSsIvE!!1!" My god, they sound like the same pricks who go onto the subreddit and say "If you used Spirit Summons, Magic, had help from friends, had help from strangers, upgraded your weapon, used good armor, and/or rolled, you're CHEATING and you didn't REALLY beat the game!" Like, shut the hell up you unamused uncultured stubborn children.

[@Faykyzz]

finish the game of the decade in 6 minutes, and tell me that actually was the game of the decade, it is shorter than your average jerk off time jesus this is literally the most trash thing i've never ever seen in my life I dont think you know what does "Game of the Year" and "Game of the Decade" mean but literally not a game full of glitch where u aint even fighting a single time, suicide at "last boss" and beat the game? you gotta evolve guys stop searching others words as "cheating" because to be able to beat a game specially the game of the decade, without fighting a single time in a RPG game? In less than time to make a quick pasta? yes you are 100% cheating. Now you admit or not how much do I dont care enjoy

[@davideogamer8086]

@@shogunbowgun1220 you sure care a lot about speedrunning to start throwing insults around, and they are the children? its not a big fuckin deal if they don't like it, touch grass please

[@Grim-sc6we]

Chat acting like he hasn't full cleared the game multiple times in legit runs. He isn't spitting on the devs you goons

[@wanderingbufoon]

Reminds me of the 5 sec run in Hitman. "We worked so hard on that level" felt genuinely sad and hurt

[@Danny_On_Wheels44]

I think a speed run should be legit, not using glitches. How fast can he do it using none is more legit imo.

[@ramrodbldm9876]

@@Danny_On_Wheels44 well, no one really cares what you think you're a nobody. Make yourself somebody andyabe someone would now get out and stay in your place little Danny

[@ramrodbldm9876]

@@Danny_On_Wheels44 also, there are things maybe your db ahss could learn they're called (categories) the speedruns have full runs glitchless 100% go to that video and watch it and stfu. This here is (UNRESTRICTED ANY%) here Danny I'll teach you more, any% UNRESTRICTED ANY% mean glitches are not restricted, and any% means all you have to do is see the end credits. Like I said you could do this in 12 minutes let alone what he got.. Yall watch something you dont like then complain like little broads if it's so easy why don't you try

[@ledonkly]

@@Danny_On_Wheels44 damn it’s almost as if there’s multiple categories for different types of runs. Perhaps glitchless is the one you’re looking for

[@markismiller6484]

Thanks for posting good clips on youtube guys! Dont have enuff time to sit on twitch all day so love to come here to catch up after work and see the good stuff! Thanks editors and thanks zach!

[@afandiyusuf04]

"Okay got it, that make sense"

[@twisted_bambi32]

Pixel perfect alignment with frame perfect timing plus soooo many hours behind the scenes. It's for sure impressive !

[@sasuge]

litterally just finished the wow min doc vid and at the end Asmon mentions this speed run so I check the channel and there it is. perfect timing

[@KevlarCaviar]

Very funny to see the people who have no idea how these glitches are even done backseating and saying that this takes no effort.

[@TheHetaliafan123]

Yeah. And the fact that they say ”this isn’t a speedrun”. Like bruh, this is any%, exploiting the shit out of the game is the point.

[@fiddlesticks6240]

Zip skips are also insanely fucking hard with pixel perfect alignment, this is arguably harder to do then a normal run because it is actually so hard to do good zips.

[@SublimeNotions]

nobody cares how hard a run is, its about how entertaining a run is, you can beat clue on the nes in less than a second (less than 600 miliseconds actually). but nobody really cares because its not interesting to watch

[@kabrozkabroz]

@@SublimeNotions Cool and you're wasting more time than you needed to telling other people why they shouldn't give a shit about something purely based on your own perspective. Nice. Try getting a hobby instead. +ratio

[@tiagocorreia5644]

@@SublimeNotions I did find this run very interesting. Even more so after understanding the mechanics behind it. Gonna check that run you mentioned, sounds completely bonkers XD

[@Rannoch85]

Asmons eyebrows went into overdrive

[@laaismm3107]

The real thing that's impressive is the actual finding of the zips

[@mcrobdrop6884]

Dear mother of the speedrun... absolutely insane, holy. XD Till the explanation I was like: "Okay... what?" But after the explanation I was like: "Allright, allright... WHAT!???" 😂 But why even ask, right? Elden Ring is such an amazing game, the speedruns JUST HAVE TO BE even more amazing, I guess. The more stuff is thrown into a game, the more stuff will be exploited after a flippin' short amount of time, by some dudes, working way to hard on every single exploit they or others encountered allready in their first normal runs. It was absolutely clear right after Elden Ring's release. It is such an hard and spectaculary game, some guys simply HAVE TO exploid this mountain of a videogame, just to show they totally can. And boy, I somehow simply love it. You spend weeks playing a game you like till it's ending. And others play it for MONTHS, just to gather every exploit and information they gotta' know, only to "play" the game you spend weeks with, in flippin' six to seven minutes... like: "Haha lol you died 16 times on that one boss in 10 minutes, I can beat this game in 6 and don't even have to meet this boss lol." Comedy. 😂

[@meru8348]

I'm ready to wake up tomorrow with a new Zip that just allows us to insta kill elden beast and beat the game in a single minute.

[@Blackbirdone11]

Na you need to insert the key. So that takes time for the animation :D

[@jamesleibee890]

Maliketh needs to die for the elden beast to load I believe. We're getting close to the fastest you can get.

[@meru8348]

@@jamesleibee890 in theory finding a ZIP straight to Maliketh is possible and there will always be optimization on new ZIPS to kill him quicker potentially so if that happens I could see the games time maybe drop down to 4-5 minutes people are really pushing to find new ZIPS every day so it’s 100% possible.

[@alfdog83]

This is the hardest zip in the game so it will take time to get right but learning to zip just makes the game about ~10 minutes long

[@miguelrainho9994]

@@meru8348 To what I know, Farum Azula doesnt load until you in there, so unfortunally, a zip straight to Maliketh is impossible. I mean, it is possible, but it just wouldnt achive anything as you would clip down trought everything.

[@Tarim06]

You are right Asmongold.. you cannot QA Test a game when using the games own mechanics against itself. QA Testing is not going to catch frame perfect skips, jumps, wall climbs etc, etc - as the requirements are literally FRAME PERFECT inputs and are insanely difficult to be consistent with. The majority of players are not speed runners and will never think of using the games own animations/frames against it to achieve any sort of advantage. The ZIPS are so specific and require a PC capable of doing them that even if they were known about - how do you fix it ? Even if the QA testers are listened too, how do you explain this to a coder, and then expect them to fix a frame perfect issue without major alterations to animations, frame rate and a number of other technical changes to how the game runs ? Also - lets be fair - Elden Ring does not crash when you do this, the game does not simply blue screen you to oblivion or give you 16 x the error messages - the game holds together and allows you to continue - so fair play on that front.

[@aroudight]

Thank you! I totally agreed👍

[@Aggrofool]

Even macros are not consistent in causing the zip glitch. No idea how QA testers are gonna catch those under deadline.

[@miceatah9359]

Lol dafuq u smoking

[@barnacle3214]

It's not that deep bro, relax

[@cliffordsantillan6046]

@@miceatah9359 I've seen a lot of people complain about why developers don't perfectly fix these zips, glitches whatever you call it. Well, he just explained why.

[@Balloonbot]

9:30 so Distortion2 was the final boss all along...

[@Koookiez]

Ah yes chat malding again on something they dont understand, classic

[@DASCSWEM]

Yo wanna see me beat the game any% with glitches? Hell yeah *beats the game* Ayo wtf he using glitches! 😡🤬

[@ezaf5989]

Anime child pfp your parents have failed

[@MildlyInterested_]

@@DASCSWEM hey look i did like 150 frame perfect zips in a row BRO HE JUST TPS AND SKIPS ALL THATS SO EASY WTF HE DOESNT FIGHT THE BOSSES HE SURE IS BAD

[@DarthZ01]

@@MildlyInterested_ as if any boss could actually pose a challenge when youre good enough to land 13 frame perfect inputs in less than 7 minutes. like how many i frames do rolls have? if its more than 1 its easier than a frame perfect input lol

[@user-tj3qy8ml1v]

@@DarthZ01 like 11 lol

[@rumble5557]

I feel tarnished watching this

[@FeRReTNS]

I can't believe I missed this on my first playthrough.

[@azes9707]

I'm confident that 50% of Asmon's chat are new to witnessing speedruns especially any% runs

[@davipenha]

Nah, they just think it's bullshit

[@zentikk]

@@davipenha those morons can watch glichless category and STFU

[@DeathN0cturnal]

Im thinking 90% of them are fucking retarded.

[@TidalBasin]

@@davipenhaBut any% speed runs aren’t bullshit they’re just using all possible glitches at their disposal it’s the whole point of any% speed runs

[@rossflavelle-taylor4288]

Dist is breaking his own records so quickly that the thumbnails are going to have Asmons brain melting out of his ears in a few days.

[@babyyyz7948]

How does the weapon art makes him teleport?

[@Idi0tN0nS4v4nt]

He did it! He became the Elden Ring!

[@Bl4eberry]

This video sent me through an over 2 hour deep rabbit hole of super mario speed runs and glitches

[@Dabedidabe]

a long time ago that was ocarina of time speedruns did the same for me. Speedruns are so interesting.

[@poopypants8815]

I don’t do speed runs myself but they’re so effing fun to watch.

[@Kinsley_XD]

If any of the complainers in chat can do even a single one of these zips I'll eat my entire fucking house, no way any of these sun deprived zombie golems could do anything requiring accuracy or precision to this degree

[@DarthZ01]

"but i kin roll outta da way of a big ol slow, tellergraphed attack! i can hit muh button in a 60th of a secun liek all da tiem!"

[@arcticbreeze1861]

Mind letting me know how it's done? 😅

[@Kinsley_XD]

@@arcticbreeze1861 During the blocking idle animation for certain shields and weapons there's a moment where the animation loops, you need to do a frame perfect movement input roughly when the animation loops. If you want a proper explanation that goes into proper detail you should watch Daravae's videos about it, the glitch is basically reliant on 60fps so for some people it is impossible

[@zekulir6419]

Does it matter? It still looks dumb.

[@GodWarsX]

Jesus christ does it hurt you?

[@Wildlink123]

I haven't seen sequence breaking this bad since Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess Mastersword SQ Break

[@Cypeq]

Asmongold watching this was like that girl crying over every shape going into the square hole.

[@TizzmantineUK]

The whole maliketh fight might be my favourite asmongold moment ever, and I've been watching this homie since he was teaching me how to solo dragon soul bosses

[@ldibo8604]

Now imagine how much time he would've saved if he got all them teleport glitches first try

[@lejamesbron4055]

It’s so insanely hard

[@Juanus14]

@@lejamesbron4055 people hit many frame perfect tricks back to back in other games. It's not stupidly hard considering its all the same trick over and over again. In fact, only a few months later someone did just that.

[@lejamesbron4055]

@@Juanus14 look more into how it’s done it’s not as simple as a frame by frame trickshot

[@kviaak7979]

@@Juanus14 Pixel perfect and frame perfect tricks are stupidly hard even more so if you need to do both at the same time. Even if some people make them look easy, they are fucking ridiculously difficult tricks to perform consistently. Speed runners are a different breed.

[@vessy_808]

@@Juanus14 the wr right now wasn't even perfect, there was like 3 failed zips, but the route has changed a lot now so i can see a perfect run being easier. but the old route we see in the video with all perfect zips would have taken serious time and fails.

[@moodki9190]

There's no way his chat was getting that mad holy shit💀💀

[@umgeburstet8161]

6:05 the destructor of mobs doubles as their kill function in elden ring. Going far away from them will unload/kill them by default in the engine. A couple patches ago, you could spawn mohg, quit out and jump with your horse off the map in a specific spot with no killtrigger to kill him.

[@markbryanmalate6084]

I like the way he wanted to comprehend things by saying OK then started to lose it.

[@choke-]

dude I can't believe these comments saying shit like 'how is this impressive' are real human beings I am going to have an aneurysm, how is it hard to understand lmfao

[@xDJxChowwy]

Seeing people in the comments/twitch chat saying they can beat the game the way its intended as a bragging right is so fucking cringe. People just discredit whatever they dont understand because they don't have the mindset to grind and actually get good at something.

[@liljeff4788]

The chat: ''Is he celebrating over cheating?'' ''this is so cringe, what a loser'' etc 🤣

[@exeterra4825]

I mean I kind of get where they are coming from. Is it impressive to find all these glitches to skip 99% of the game? Absolutely. Did he actually beat the game fair and square? No. But thats why you have different categories.

[@sunnyday6133]

It’s kids. They don’t understand how impressive a run like that is. It’s just full on pepegas thinking this is easy. In the previous version of the run he beats Maliketh by perfectly dodging all attacks. Making a frame perfect glitch while Maliketh is walking towards you is way harder than that in my opinion, as anxiety just builds up with every failed attempt 😄

[@nickfrost8746]

@@exeterra4825 well the thing is that dist has beaten the game "fair and square" dozens of times casually, he didnt just start speedrunning while never having beat the game normally, and to add onto that, the glitches executed in this run are harder to pull off than all the challenges in the "normal game" combined, so i don't think its something that can be criticised

[@exeterra4825]

@@nickfrost8746 I know. Im just describing the reasoning behind criticism. Again, the amount of time he spent finding all these glitches is insane. Thats pure dedication. For me personally, I'd be much more impressed to see a proper world record. Actually beating bosses in record time.

[@WinterHE]

They clearly haven't seen how insanely skilled Distortion is, he is up there at the top of the most skilled Souls players, so Chat is wrong x2.

[@theekoreanthor]

Turns out, when you take all of the fun out of the game, it's only 7 minutes of gameplay.

[@Codoxnz]

These speed runs are close to giving Asmon an existential crisis.

[@sebastianc2077]

His reaction at 9:29 was priceless 🤣

[@tomaspolach8652]

10:03 He said it. Wtf dude. Wtf did I just watch...

[@jimmykarlsson1860]

Trist is fake 😂 He said it himself later.

[@_shinaman_3972]

Asmondgold is a class act. Loves his reacts

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

Ah yes, speed runs. Taking the fun out of a game to have your name next to a number that won't matter in a few years :3

[@johnh1353]

its actually pretty clever how they defeat the bosses, when falling, if they can last long enough for their character to fall far enough away for the boss arena's floor to unload, the boss then falls to his death

[@richardkutsera4992]

But in normal gameplay, bosses can never fall, so never die from falling, so why is it even programmed into the game, that they die from falling?

[@zankoushadow]

@@richardkutsera4992 probably for other parts of the map when your not there or it has to do with other player glitches/bugs

[@trandaiphuc5342]

​@@richardkutsera4992 Well as a programmer, I wouldn't create every character from scratch. I make a class like non_human _enemy and just put some basic stats like hp, resistances, rune drop, ect... It's standard practice really. So I'm sure the dev at Fromsoft didn't waste time manually adding falling death to everyone, they make a default mold for all characters, both you and the enemies, and thus gravity and deep water would become universally deadly to everyone.

[@urchinsify]

Imagine eating at a 5 star restaurant without chewing and tasting the food. Go straight to swallowing, using some glitch to instantly digest the food. Shit it out then serve it back to the chefs with pride on your face. - speedrun in a nutshell

[@mystic1029]

You do know he’s already done several normal runs of the game as well as challenge runs of the game, right. Such as a torch only run and a level 1 run. The dude is a god at the game.

[@urchinsify]

@@mystic1029 you do know we're in the 6 minute speedrun. Talking about this speed run.

[@mystic1029]

@@urchinsify I know. I’m saying he’s played the game “the right way” so many times that nobody really has the right to insult him for speedrunning like this.

[@urchinsify]

@@mystic1029 ok, I don't seem to remember insulting this person.

[@flaponion]

@@mystic1029 probs just cheats

[@whatwayzup]

My dude got powerbombed so hard god felt it, damn.

[@Lamento23]

He was the god

[@ernestgibson8792]

dude beat the game with the "your fist to my face" technique.

[@n8doggy733]

nah bro, you become Elden Beast and Godfrey kills you. thats the official statement we are going with

[@saracchi1515]

Godfrey so fking badass he snap out of you throughout time-space and killed both the Elden Beast and you. What a fucking legend.

[@arconesaeradan3262]

Asmon pretending he didn't see the exact same Elden Beast megazip in the previous run for content

[@Italianchef26]

This is mindblowing. Dist is a speedrun god. I mean, everyone in the community already knew, he had great runs in every Souls Game and even WR in Dark Souls 2, but going from sub 20 to sub 7 in what? A week? Is insane. Also, obligatory comment about chat malding and not knowing what the fuck they're talking about lol

[@dash4800]

If I were a dev I would build in some insane speed run of like 1 minute where all the steps are the most random and unfindable things ever. Like throw a rock at this random tree from exactly 21.234 meters away then spin inna circle 945 degrees while wearing a hood that only appears if you do some other equally random thing. Then tease all the speed runners about how fast its possible to win.

[@Guigzibit]

Dist2 is such a good gamer and an awesome streamer ! Give him some love guys !

[@CygnusX-11]

dude made me bored after talking for 5 minutes

[@priyanshumaurya007]

​@@CygnusX-11and here's me who watched his 6 hrs long randomizer run in one sitting. It was awesome and probably one of the my best experiences.

[@rustyduktape]

I think speed run reactions are my favorite asmon content hahaha, this was hilarious!!!

[@Nauzhror1216]

When dist plays "properly" he uses a controller. But some of these skips are only doable on keyboard & mouse, so he uses kbm to speedrun.

[@_GandalfTheGrey_]

How the HECK do people discover these sequences?? It baffles me.

[@michaeloconnor1281]

It's just crazy how quickly they've all gotten the time down so fast. Like, a week ago an hour was "holy shit" now it's down to under 7 fucking minutes. Whoever is looking at the code for these guys certainly knows their shit. Crazy.

[@mammy24]

funny thing is, no one is looking into the code. It's been random find after random find. The zip was found randomly, the mega zips were inconsistent but slowly figured out, his routing and where to stand was found through days of him getting his ass handed to him, and the location of all the early zips were found by viewers and other speedrunners. To my knowledge VERY little is found through the code itself.

[@normalname3623]

@@mammy24 Because this kind of glitchs is impossible to find through code alone. It needs specific hardware to run the game that can generate this glitch and combine with perfect frame input to pull it off. No coder ever can look at some normal line of code and think "Hm, I can teleport across the map with this" 😂

[@wazowski1089]

Dist is crazy man. His time just keeps dropping lol.