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@Effect-Without-Cause
@Effect-Without-Cause Жыл бұрын
it's ok officer, she's actually a 5000 year old fairy
@Icemantwang
@Icemantwang Жыл бұрын
Or a 400 year old vampire. It’s okay guys! Haha
@lilporky8565
@lilporky8565 Жыл бұрын
It's okay officer, she's *FICTIONAL*
@user-11Il10I1
@user-11Il10I1 Жыл бұрын
its ok officer, she's just a pixel
@nekurokundesu
@nekurokundesu Жыл бұрын
It's ok officer, she ain't real
@bellcranel8873
@bellcranel8873 Жыл бұрын
It’s ok officer, I have diplomatic immunity
@gingerbread_GB
@gingerbread_GB Жыл бұрын
Man's a veteran, didn't even flinch
@mrmechpunch4653
@mrmechpunch4653 Жыл бұрын
more like. He just isn't impressed with how far the game devs aim at shutins and weebs.
@Nebujin383
@Nebujin383 Жыл бұрын
​@@mrmechpunch4653so "not impressed" that he almost swallowed the entire word "let's"... Right 😁
@datscrazy4095
@datscrazy4095 Жыл бұрын
@@Nebujin383he literally turned the video
@pidaras_pidarasina
@pidaras_pidarasina Жыл бұрын
I think he was afraid to reflect in any way regarding the video, so he changed the subject quickly.
@roadent217
@roadent217 Жыл бұрын
I personally did flinch. Felt a bit of a pang of disgust in my heart.
@motivateddad
@motivateddad Жыл бұрын
That was a huge ass whiplash.
@Grim_death144
@Grim_death144 Жыл бұрын
I see what you did their
@checkmatedot8126
@checkmatedot8126 Жыл бұрын
The game name?
@BoneheadPlays
@BoneheadPlays Жыл бұрын
@@checkmatedot8126u a pedophile?
@noerazz7515
@noerazz7515 Жыл бұрын
@@checkmatedot8126 whatever the name is, you do not need to know.
@theparodywizard677
@theparodywizard677 Жыл бұрын
@@checkmatedot8126 HIT 2 Not sure if it's here in the west yet but good luck! ;)
@Darkariya
@Darkariya 5 ай бұрын
Let's be honest, this is an Asian game, they either make someone look exaggerated as hell, or make a loli that's somehow a mystical dragon that's over hundreds, pretty much no in between.
@JuniperGal-ek2pu
@JuniperGal-ek2pu 5 ай бұрын
Disgusting.
@thetruemonarch9294
@thetruemonarch9294 5 ай бұрын
Who cares?​@@JuniperGal-ek2pu
@TheRock-Likeliterally
@TheRock-Likeliterally 5 ай бұрын
​@@JuniperGal-ek2punobody gives a fuck you know
@JONNY227ITA
@JONNY227ITA 5 ай бұрын
Yeah but if we wanna be even more honest we support their cause at least most of us😂
@vohbe
@vohbe 5 ай бұрын
Made in Abyss babyyyyyy
@-welfin-
@-welfin- Жыл бұрын
"It's ok officer-" "Why are you speaking, we're here to arrest her"
@jaefellow9010
@jaefellow9010 Жыл бұрын
stay safe out there son
@StardustSpiritDragon
@StardustSpiritDragon Жыл бұрын
Thank you she was sexually harassing me :
@FakerBuddHK
@FakerBuddHK Жыл бұрын
In one side, she looks like a kid, so you would be the pedo, but on the other side, she is the older one
@wdadwdwdwadw8604
@wdadwdwdwadw8604 Жыл бұрын
@@FakerBuddHK many asian females look super young youd be surprise. you have females in their 30s looking like they teens. remember watching Korean tv shows with korean girls in their 20s looking like they 13, you have actual grown ass man playing young 14-15 year olds while in their mid 20s.
@Carrotinthesea
@Carrotinthesea Жыл бұрын
​​@@FakerBuddHKyou wouldn't be cmcharged if you had evidence that SHE was the one that harassed you by showing you her a$$
@morsnihil
@morsnihil Жыл бұрын
Bro switched topics so fast and nonchalantly😭
@TheMasterBlaze
@TheMasterBlaze Жыл бұрын
The pain and utter choke in his voice when he switched tabs said everything.
@dunkleosteusterrelli
@dunkleosteusterrelli Жыл бұрын
“nonchalantly” homeboy did not look into his eyes
@fistface
@fistface Жыл бұрын
asmongold has lost his soyboy mind
@Razzaq585
@Razzaq585 Жыл бұрын
Its a fucking videogame, chillazzz
@Michael.Gunner
@Michael.Gunner Жыл бұрын
We just immediately move on and not talk about some stuff, kinda fucked up that the devs added that and it says a lot about their target audience
@scorpio0494
@scorpio0494 Жыл бұрын
“It’s ok officer-“ “Sir you are being charged with arson in 13 different countries”
@Echeval1er
@Echeval1er Жыл бұрын
E
@demoniktusk758
@demoniktusk758 Жыл бұрын
Arsongold
@doctortuxito7532
@doctortuxito7532 Жыл бұрын
Oh hey Scorpio
@scorpio0494
@scorpio0494 Жыл бұрын
@@doctortuxito7532 the fuck? How?
@rynocerusrex5050
@rynocerusrex5050 Жыл бұрын
Very realistic me conversation (I’m not even listening, just petting the K9)
@MrGrim74
@MrGrim74 6 ай бұрын
If the game is called *HIT 2* they probably meant *FAP 2* 💀
@Fatso97
@Fatso97 6 ай бұрын
Ew
@lenchsquad6737
@lenchsquad6737 5 ай бұрын
​@@Fatso97 no he's got a point what other reason would they have for *cough* such a feature to be in their game
@JuniperGal-ek2pu
@JuniperGal-ek2pu 5 ай бұрын
Disgusting
@lenchsquad6737
@lenchsquad6737 5 ай бұрын
I'm so done dawg...
@KurtTheCoffeeAddict
@KurtTheCoffeeAddict 5 ай бұрын
KZbin why was i banned for liking this comment on my main? Please feel free to terminate this account for circumventing purpose but why was I?
@JacksonSosaku
@JacksonSosaku Жыл бұрын
- What are u doing, son? *- Ugh... Ugh... Drugs*
@MelancholyKnight
@MelancholyKnight Жыл бұрын
Mom said I'm not allowed to watch asmongold anymore 😔
@thsudy
@thsudy Жыл бұрын
He was afraid of succ-ess
@dartmaster500
@dartmaster500 Жыл бұрын
​@@MelancholyKnightskill issue
@Alien91928
@Alien91928 11 ай бұрын
Are ya winning son?
@mattoucas869
@mattoucas869 11 ай бұрын
Drugs are better than this. This shit is disgusting.
@fw420
@fw420 Жыл бұрын
She really hit us with caramelldansen
@powerdude_dk
@powerdude_dk Жыл бұрын
Hahaha.. now that you said it, yeah... lol xD
@kiophoenix
@kiophoenix Жыл бұрын
I want to play that JUST to spam Carameldansen. What game is this?!
@powerdude_dk
@powerdude_dk Жыл бұрын
@@kiophoenix don't bother
@HuggyBuddyOwO
@HuggyBuddyOwO Жыл бұрын
​@@kiophoenixIt's called Hit 2
@wavierdig
@wavierdig Жыл бұрын
I fucken new that little dance triggered a dim light in a filthy alleyway deep in my brain
@thebros275
@thebros275 6 ай бұрын
"if i stand up il be banned" ahh moment
@CoisaEsquisita-k6g
@CoisaEsquisita-k6g 4 ай бұрын
Shut up youtube
@BloodDragon740
@BloodDragon740 4 ай бұрын
​@@CoisaEsquisita-k6g That's not actually the real YT I know you probably know already but I'm just gonna say it anyway
@EliMoore-fe9oj
@EliMoore-fe9oj 4 ай бұрын
Thats not youtube... 💀​@user-ze6nq6dr3c
@DirtyBobBojangles
@DirtyBobBojangles 4 ай бұрын
​@@CoisaEsquisita-k6g forgot the comma 😊
@sanguis5410
@sanguis5410 4 ай бұрын
LMAO
@TheWaspAboutToAttackYou
@TheWaspAboutToAttackYou Жыл бұрын
Homegirl just casually flashed us 💀
@ManWhat3209
@ManWhat3209 Жыл бұрын
Fr bro😭😭
@destroyallfurries
@destroyallfurries Жыл бұрын
anime in a nutshell
@FBIagent.
@FBIagent. Жыл бұрын
Ikr 💀
@JY_jay
@JY_jay Жыл бұрын
Fr 😭
@austinhall3937
@austinhall3937 Жыл бұрын
Be semi attractive and go to parties. You'll be surprised by what you see
@mrduck1490
@mrduck1490 Жыл бұрын
Well the milk store is empty, but at least the bakery is overstocked.
@hggpi
@hggpi Жыл бұрын
Yeah. We got no father but fictional woman are hot asf
@-nivuk-5260
@-nivuk-5260 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, wie sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor, roasted, toasted
@thenewseorarek9625
@thenewseorarek9625 Жыл бұрын
Thats ok! I can buy milk elsewhere!
@WatchFelineSpine
@WatchFelineSpine Жыл бұрын
@@hggpi my bf asked me to cosplay as 2B and he tells me im better than 2d women lmaoo maybe you live in the wrong country dear🤣😂
@ShadowCrescent
@ShadowCrescent Жыл бұрын
​@@-nivuk-5260sethical moment.
@PhuongNguyen-zb2en
@PhuongNguyen-zb2en Жыл бұрын
Officer: you're under arrest Me: but she is over 5000 years old I swear Officer: we knew that son. I'm talking to her
@indie_gamer7
@indie_gamer7 Жыл бұрын
This makes me think, would a 5000 year old get jailed for dating us?
@vexzel5550
@vexzel5550 Жыл бұрын
:0 I truly applaud the way you put that in lnto perspective. Would it be wrong if some lived forever but dated a 18yo I wonder.
@ICCUWANSIUT
@ICCUWANSIUT Жыл бұрын
​@@vexzel5550itd be like the earth dating the sun Its wrong
@SparkjointAnimation
@SparkjointAnimation Жыл бұрын
Plot twist of the day
@SparkjointAnimation
@SparkjointAnimation Жыл бұрын
@@vexzel5550depends on when the 5000 year old started dating the eighteen year old, if it was after the eighteenth birthday then really it’d just be strange looks on the street, otherwise…
@scott7224
@scott7224 2 ай бұрын
This is so bizzare, bottom half a grown ah woman, top half a literal child
@sorellyarelly
@sorellyarelly 2 ай бұрын
The best of both worlds
@BaitMaster22
@BaitMaster22 2 ай бұрын
​@@sorellyarellyWAIT WHAT
@cutiepie6796
@cutiepie6796 2 ай бұрын
​@@BaitMaster22U HEARD HIM
@cutiepie6796
@cutiepie6796 2 ай бұрын
​@@sorellyarellyEXACTLY
@Misouorz
@Misouorz 2 ай бұрын
@@sorellyarellyweirdo
@absolutelymundane
@absolutelymundane 10 ай бұрын
“That's a child with a mother's hips” 💀💀💀💀
@grainherstal1912
@grainherstal1912 10 ай бұрын
​@AdrianoRCSone of the chat
@arroba_matias
@arroba_matias 10 ай бұрын
WHATTTTTT
@Administrators100
@Administrators100 10 ай бұрын
She 5000 year old☠️
@r3zaful
@r3zaful 10 ай бұрын
It's came from Hit series Her name is kiki
@kingcreedo6010
@kingcreedo6010 10 ай бұрын
They like children?
@PlazinfromPiltover
@PlazinfromPiltover Жыл бұрын
MoistCritikals younger brother DryCritikal.
@hashbrems
@hashbrems Жыл бұрын
DryHitmarker
@rage4948
@rage4948 Жыл бұрын
My exact thoughts 💀
@grimerime23
@grimerime23 Жыл бұрын
Critikal couldn't be MORE dry, it's why i cant watch him. before anyone say's, yes I get that thats his shtick and why people think he's funny but it aint for me, I feel like drywall has more personality to it than him lol edit - did kinda like his podcast, he show's SOME emotion there.
@PlazinfromPiltover
@PlazinfromPiltover Жыл бұрын
@@grimerime23 his prime is gone😞
@FrogTonic
@FrogTonic Жыл бұрын
LiquidCritikal
@TRBLMKR69
@TRBLMKR69 9 ай бұрын
"Damn that's crazy, anyways assassin's creed you say" 😂
@eunumsei2258
@eunumsei2258 8 ай бұрын
I guess this youtuber would rather see "ASS-assin's Creed".
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 6 ай бұрын
@@eunumsei2258 cringy 2022 sex jokes npc humor
@ShuRumstar
@ShuRumstar 6 ай бұрын
​@@eunumsei2258😂
@maxwellquipey1
@maxwellquipey1 6 ай бұрын
​@@eunumsei2258*you need to leave*
@SouvenTudu1
@SouvenTudu1 5 ай бұрын
😂
@MyutiConx
@MyutiConx 3 ай бұрын
That "gulp" Then try to watching AC tho 😂
@vankyer
@vankyer 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao that comment, "A child with a mother's hip". 😂
@AwsOm3Fac3
@AwsOm3Fac3 Жыл бұрын
The best kind
@vanillaoreo251
@vanillaoreo251 Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3 is a child? Oof
@finalwitness203
@finalwitness203 Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3 👁👄👁
@Makai-
@Makai- Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3Aaaaahh
@NeoEvanA.R.T
@NeoEvanA.R.T Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3 least pedophilic Japanese man
@vergil_vt
@vergil_vt Жыл бұрын
Deploying Flashbang.
@thegreatgonzales6813
@thegreatgonzales6813 Жыл бұрын
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
@VergilSparda69
@VergilSparda69 Жыл бұрын
*Tinnitus intensifies*
@couththememer
@couththememer Жыл бұрын
@@joelrobinson5457What was the color of her gloves?
@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407
@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407 Жыл бұрын
TACTICAL FLASHBANG INCOMING!!!!
@Fyr01
@Fyr01 Жыл бұрын
Xd
@ariumaas
@ariumaas 7 ай бұрын
“Shes 18 in dog years!!!!!!” 💀
@Sikaz5119
@Sikaz5119 7 ай бұрын
😂
@nvnent0120
@nvnent0120 7 ай бұрын
dog style
@NumNutsJunior
@NumNutsJunior 7 ай бұрын
@@nvnent0120 naw that’s crazy man😅
@WARPCORPoration
@WARPCORPoration 6 ай бұрын
Woof? 😺
@McCaroni_Sup
@McCaroni_Sup 6 ай бұрын
"It's legal, all three are 27 years old! (combined)" - Dorontabi, regarding Little Lyrical from Princess Connect.
@cybererox2055
@cybererox2055 Жыл бұрын
Don't fall into that trap brothers : She is a POINTY EAR LEAF LOVER !
@Lumbrax
@Lumbrax Жыл бұрын
Rock and stone!
@yarraqusdickus
@yarraqusdickus Жыл бұрын
STONE AND ROCK
@sebastiangonzalez8974
@sebastiangonzalez8974 Жыл бұрын
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!!!!
@TheResidentevilfan99
@TheResidentevilfan99 Жыл бұрын
ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!
@kendydigiuseppe8988
@kendydigiuseppe8988 Жыл бұрын
IF YOU AIN'TROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
@doodoo2065
@doodoo2065 6 ай бұрын
Top comments: 🧐😶💀 Recent comments: "hear me out..."
@RebeccaCyberloli
@RebeccaCyberloli 5 ай бұрын
people are being converted into lolicons
@paradoxnova5043
@paradoxnova5043 5 ай бұрын
@@RebeccaCyberloli I don't need converting. I was a lolicon from the moment I first saw a loli. Always was, always will be. Short, flat, and cute for the win.
@DomainAmplification
@DomainAmplification 4 ай бұрын
​@@paradoxnova5043flat? Lost me at that tbh
@paradoxnova5043
@paradoxnova5043 4 ай бұрын
@@DomainAmplification Ah, then perhaps you will enjoy oppai lolis. They are good too. Anything but flat.
@DomainAmplification
@DomainAmplification 4 ай бұрын
@@paradoxnova5043 im scared to look that up tho cuz when I look up Loli it gives me a cp warning??
@AverageSensei
@AverageSensei Жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when he goes to see what the assassin's creed video is ☠️
@illocality
@illocality Жыл бұрын
did you notice that one of the viewers said “pedo game” ☠️
@kogorun
@kogorun Жыл бұрын
yep, can't help it, just another south asian pedo game
@RiTchieKII
@RiTchieKII Жыл бұрын
@@illocalitywell he wouldn’t exactly be wrong would he
@illocality
@illocality Жыл бұрын
@@RiTchieKII lol he’s definitely not wrong ☠️
@antoinebouchard1850
@antoinebouchard1850 Жыл бұрын
He's also at a loss for words
@OniLeaf
@OniLeaf 10 ай бұрын
"Hear me out" ~ that one guy
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 7 ай бұрын
@@SinsterShadow_DC2just say what the fuck you wanna say already
@SinsterShadow_DC2
@SinsterShadow_DC2 7 ай бұрын
@@Annaliynn 💀
@johntownsend7320
@johntownsend7320 7 ай бұрын
​@Annaliynn your creepy bro
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 7 ай бұрын
@@johntownsend7320 what did u say
@johntownsend7320
@johntownsend7320 7 ай бұрын
@Annaliynn it's a child man, I don't know how you can think it's anything else
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 Жыл бұрын
Korean MMOs be like:
@BausFan
@BausFan Жыл бұрын
Yep, they are disgusting degenerates
@NewsofPE
@NewsofPE Жыл бұрын
KZbin comments be like:
@KironX1
@KironX1 Жыл бұрын
Replies be like:
@Onigumo.
@Onigumo. Жыл бұрын
Likes be like:
@danilopolar6476
@danilopolar6476 Жыл бұрын
Report be like:
@MAFalaq
@MAFalaq 6 ай бұрын
Damn this random ad looking mighty interesting all of the sudden
@bryanruiz5075
@bryanruiz5075 Жыл бұрын
“Yep there it is” 😂😂 man’s had a plan
@Crazieyboy15
@Crazieyboy15 Жыл бұрын
*BAM* “Soap trusted you, I thought I could too.” 🔫
@NicoBabyman1
@NicoBabyman1 Жыл бұрын
“So, WHY IN BLOODY HELL, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!!” 😡
@eimerhegel427
@eimerhegel427 Жыл бұрын
I was young, and patriotic.
@randomstranger_3
@randomstranger_3 9 ай бұрын
​@@eimerhegel427 ---when I first met Vladimir Makarov.
@icehoof
@icehoof 8 ай бұрын
That's rough when you have to watch the mirage trailer voluntarily
@The_spyTF2
@The_spyTF2 6 ай бұрын
I know right😂
@Grimm0sen
@Grimm0sen 4 ай бұрын
Why is this short constantly recommended to me
@handsoap5496
@handsoap5496 Жыл бұрын
"dont worry officer shes 300 trillion year old dragon vampire fairy."
@jordanicaly1393
@jordanicaly1393 Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t Matter imo if she looks like 8
@xythiera7255
@xythiera7255 Жыл бұрын
​@@jordanicaly1393Did you asume its gender or its age ? .
@jordanicaly1393
@jordanicaly1393 Жыл бұрын
@somethingdiabolical3894 Bruh its the same with that also yes they are fictional but people would still smash them if they were real thats my point.
@almalone3282
@almalone3282 Жыл бұрын
@@jordanicaly1393what do you mean by “real”? It’s not illegal to put your dick on a piece of paper or a computer screen
@Correction_Guy
@Correction_Guy Жыл бұрын
​@@jordanicaly1393So what? You're concerned about what consenting adults are doing. Keep in mind: It's *age* of consent, not *looks* of consent.
@genericweeb7300
@genericweeb7300 Жыл бұрын
Bro got flashed but only saw his career going up in flames.
@djw_tekken8490
@djw_tekken8490 Жыл бұрын
But whats the game i will never play tho... just tell me homies
@DanteMzh
@DanteMzh 3 ай бұрын
​@@djw_tekken8490Black Desert I think
@Basic0-v7j
@Basic0-v7j Жыл бұрын
"SOMETHINGS JUST SNAP,SOMETHINGS INSIDE OF ME,I DONT CARE ANYMORE,I DONT CARE OF BEING A SUPER SAIYAN"
@ivoverbeek5851
@ivoverbeek5851 Жыл бұрын
​@BeastOps10q
@rielaxault
@rielaxault Жыл бұрын
What are you "quoting"?
@nikkobird590
@nikkobird590 Жыл бұрын
​@@rielaxaulthe quoting Vegeta
@rielaxault
@rielaxault Жыл бұрын
@nikkobird590 why is he saying it here?
@nikkobird590
@nikkobird590 Жыл бұрын
@@rielaxault i can't even explain tbh
@CoolCat4Me
@CoolCat4Me 6 ай бұрын
Ok, grandma, you need to calm down
@Speedyboy3293
@Speedyboy3293 Жыл бұрын
Man you can hear the gulp he really knew he screwed up big time
@frostedlambs
@frostedlambs 11 ай бұрын
He didnt do anything tho its not his game
@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337
@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337 9 ай бұрын
Women actually show thier raw bear asz and tits yet these virtual models can get you banned??? Rofl twitch is so dumb only thing dumber is ppl who watch streams
@StatTheMusicFinder
@StatTheMusicFinder Жыл бұрын
asmon looks like a caveman version of charlie
@dotflann
@dotflann Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@a1pha_star
@a1pha_star Жыл бұрын
Can’t unsee it now. 😂
@SilencerXLR8
@SilencerXLR8 Жыл бұрын
FR
@huniverso
@huniverso Жыл бұрын
Xddxdx
@jesterdude420
@jesterdude420 Жыл бұрын
Be honest, they both look like cave dwellers
@GBlockbreaker
@GBlockbreaker Жыл бұрын
funfact: there was a year where the FBI had to pause investigation on real cp cases because they received too many false reports from internet users reporting cartoon porn
@tombradshaw1378
@tombradshaw1378 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this guy jerks it to loli. People aren't saying it should take precedent over irl cp cases, but the people who are into this stuff need help and are a potential threat to children.
@bruhbrehii
@bruhbrehii Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@j.LuciusLark
@j.LuciusLark Жыл бұрын
Tell that fact to Twitter freaks and KZbin users and Oh Boy they will go wild and upset whit that fact! 😂
@Shyvorix
@Shyvorix Жыл бұрын
Yea the FBI have gotten very pissed off from false reporting cartoons or (non-realistic such as anime) artwork as CP cause it clogs up the actual investigation systems where actual victims are involved in said cases. INTERPOL also had to deal with that shit a whole back, but I lack details on that aspect.
@shiverfan4867
@shiverfan4867 Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it was youtube and twitter users?
@snekwithahatsnekwithahat
@snekwithahatsnekwithahat Ай бұрын
This main menu ost goes *HARD*
@the0sanitydokutah967
@the0sanitydokutah967 Жыл бұрын
A child bearing child-bearing hips
@OfTheAlley
@OfTheAlley Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@Amy-gf7je
@Amy-gf7je Жыл бұрын
Lol
@ayylmao02
@ayylmao02 Жыл бұрын
Officer, right here 🤦‍♂️
@cursedcat9557
@cursedcat9557 Жыл бұрын
Awh hell nah bro
@the0sanitydokutah967
@the0sanitydokutah967 Жыл бұрын
@@ayylmao02 you can't arrest me for telling the truth!
@zerofox865
@zerofox865 Жыл бұрын
for someone who don't know the game's name is HIT 2
@solarmarks3093
@solarmarks3093 Жыл бұрын
W mans
@-DA-ONE-
@-DA-ONE- Жыл бұрын
Ma man 😎👍
@BossNiggaNiger
@BossNiggaNiger Жыл бұрын
You deserve more likes
@sussyshibotsugikuni9580
@sussyshibotsugikuni9580 Жыл бұрын
The name is probably a pun because "I will hit that 2"
@FTG_Overlord
@FTG_Overlord Жыл бұрын
Thank you love me some lolis.
@yeetuslord1104
@yeetuslord1104 10 ай бұрын
It's said, little Timmy is still trying to pause at the right time
@TOUGHEYES
@TOUGHEYES 10 ай бұрын
Little Timmy's an Amateur.
@yeetuslord1104
@yeetuslord1104 10 ай бұрын
True, like. Just slow down time bro it's easy
@boredboi6279
@boredboi6279 8 ай бұрын
I will admit I was trying to pause it but it was just to read the chat apparently there was a chatter that said "that's a child with a mother's hips" 💀 it's in the first second of the video
@pistolstart
@pistolstart 7 ай бұрын
I paused it the "wrong" time
@FE4R777
@FE4R777 7 ай бұрын
What game is that
@Yxgra
@Yxgra 5 ай бұрын
4000 years old elf in anime be like :
@matheusmacedo9751
@matheusmacedo9751 2 жыл бұрын
That gulp tho lmaoooo
@Mutantvine
@Mutantvine Жыл бұрын
Came for the clickbait, stayed for the KZbin comment warzone
@1234fakerstreet
@1234fakerstreet Жыл бұрын
In Korean, this says this is the skin or character for Hit2. The character and skin is "dusk patrice" 더스크포트리스
@HirokiPlays
@HirokiPlays Жыл бұрын
There's a Hit 2?! I loved the first one... will the West ever get it?
@Enup_en4
@Enup_en4 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry if this is an obvious question, but what is hit?
@HirokiPlays
@HirokiPlays Жыл бұрын
@@Enup_en4 a mobile game. It was an action arcade RPG game, when it came out there was nothing like it out on Mobile until Honkai Impact 3rd came out. But for a while it was the best thing ever, personally.
@bellzeppelin6913
@bellzeppelin6913 Жыл бұрын
Why korean men have very high estrogen levels?
@kaiky_3821
@kaiky_3821 Жыл бұрын
thanks for the source, i'll make good use of it
@nicknick_nick
@nicknick_nick 7 күн бұрын
chat scrambling is still funny
@orangerightgold7512
@orangerightgold7512 Жыл бұрын
Its okay officer she isnt real and she cant hurt you.
@kingkaijuboygodjira3116
@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 Жыл бұрын
but words will.
@nonusbusinissus5632
@nonusbusinissus5632 Жыл бұрын
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 we believe in sticks and stones in this household.
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows Жыл бұрын
“NOO GET ON THE FLOOR NOW” *unloads magazine into monitor*
@Quakecon-s9r
@Quakecon-s9r Жыл бұрын
Based user using common sense for once
@Kezsora
@Kezsora Жыл бұрын
@@Quakecon-s9r Bit strange if you like looking at sexualised characters that are clearly designed to look quite young
@loszhor
@loszhor 10 ай бұрын
For those asking, the game name is "HIT 2" and I believe that character is named "Kiki".
@LG1ikLx
@LG1ikLx 10 ай бұрын
Yh I would definitely not have asked for the name of the game other then to avoid it 😂
@Reignor99
@Reignor99 9 ай бұрын
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Now how exactly do you know this?
@mysisterfanny
@mysisterfanny 9 ай бұрын
​@LG1ikLx so your saying that this Korean game is built for perverts? You literally have no idea how tall or aged that character actually is. You never seen a petite 30 year old woman and thought "damn she is cute"? If you see this video and you look at the female and your mind immediately jumps to "damn if I play this game I'm gonna be a pedophile" then you have an issue as your the one sexually objectifying her.
@nothanks8128
@nothanks8128 9 ай бұрын
Thanks needed a new outlet 😉😉😉
@Sigma-y1n
@Sigma-y1n 9 ай бұрын
God bless you
@bigswordlittleman3770
@bigswordlittleman3770 Жыл бұрын
Just the look of "i want nothing to do with this"
@bigbosss7911
@bigbosss7911 Жыл бұрын
Game is Hit 2. Character is Kiki.
@felidaeviv4680
@felidaeviv4680 Жыл бұрын
Careful out there brother
@MASTERCRAFT938
@MASTERCRAFT938 Жыл бұрын
.
@muhammedmuha4846
@muhammedmuha4846 Жыл бұрын
Bro.....why
@SpillyWilly_
@SpillyWilly_ Жыл бұрын
What have you done
@vaporeon1179
@vaporeon1179 Жыл бұрын
​@@averageduckenjoyerthefinalno
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 Жыл бұрын
I call for therapy and my therapist need therapy from me now.
@sebtheboss6309
@sebtheboss6309 Жыл бұрын
Can you be my therapist?
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 Жыл бұрын
@@sebtheboss6309 yes
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 Жыл бұрын
@@jojobod lets be honest i dont know how many years she have but i can think is over 30 years
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 Жыл бұрын
@@jojobod i dont know :v
@danieles146
@danieles146 Жыл бұрын
@@jojobod thats whats wrong with it lmao, child faced character being sexualized. dont matter if it isnt real, the intent is still real.
@ponka298
@ponka298 6 ай бұрын
GameName: HIT 2
@ghanemkiller5883
@ghanemkiller5883 27 күн бұрын
I thank you😂❤
@Dtitilator
@Dtitilator 10 ай бұрын
"Yup, there it is..." (shows butt)
@fosterbennington6405
@fosterbennington6405 Жыл бұрын
It was the carameldansen that made him switch off
@CriticoDeTodoSinArdor
@CriticoDeTodoSinArdor Жыл бұрын
He closed it so fast 😭
@FATEDADMIN
@FATEDADMIN Ай бұрын
Bro had to react to ASSassins creed ☠️
@osama9501
@osama9501 Жыл бұрын
"Lets see what the assassin's Creed video is" Bro is tired of this shit 😂
@grimmow187
@grimmow187 Жыл бұрын
nah, he'll go back offstream to bust a nut. he just not sure if he can stream that girl
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 8 ай бұрын
That one dude GYATTTT
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 7 ай бұрын
cringe
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 7 ай бұрын
@@Annaliynn lol
@WARPCORPoration
@WARPCORPoration 6 ай бұрын
It's cringe yet brave. Congrats.
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 6 ай бұрын
@@WARPCORPoration thanks ?
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 6 ай бұрын
@@WARPCORPoration thanks ??
@winterlovere
@winterlovere Ай бұрын
"Let's see what the ASSassins creed video is"
@LoveLige-ht5pw
@LoveLige-ht5pw Ай бұрын
Your not funny your genuinely weird
@Kishiwii
@Kishiwii Жыл бұрын
The animation is really smooth though. This was really well crafted for fanservice
@arial012
@arial012 Жыл бұрын
What game is?
@OliverRickX
@OliverRickX Жыл бұрын
@@arial012 hit2
@cornpop838
@cornpop838 Жыл бұрын
Fan service for who? Pedos?🤣
@chromarxm
@chromarxm Жыл бұрын
​@@cornpop838people that like women under 5'
@cornpop838
@cornpop838 Жыл бұрын
@@chromarxm right bud🤣
@Someoneyou_usedtoknow
@Someoneyou_usedtoknow Жыл бұрын
"It's ok officer-" "Oh don't worry, we're here to arrest HER on charges for soliciting an adult."
@C.r.o.n.u.s-z
@C.r.o.n.u.s-z 11 ай бұрын
She's also an adult she's like 400
@Milk_____________________
@Milk_____________________ 10 ай бұрын
@@C.r.o.n.u.s-z then for me a minor
@lunarkomet
@lunarkomet 10 ай бұрын
If only this society worked
@Maru_812
@Maru_812 9 ай бұрын
​@J1N901 "well actually she's 400 years"-🤓☝️
@C.r.o.n.u.s-z
@C.r.o.n.u.s-z 9 ай бұрын
W 1200 year old@@Milk_____________________
@LARAUJO_0
@LARAUJO_0 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, those modelers and animators knew exactly what they were doing
@yebeka5611
@yebeka5611 Жыл бұрын
ok and? doesn't make it better
@j.LuciusLark
@j.LuciusLark Жыл бұрын
​@@yebeka5611gonna cry over fiction? LMAO 😂
@yebeka5611
@yebeka5611 Жыл бұрын
@@j.LuciusLark at least i'm not the one writing 17 whole comments saying why this is fine
@j.LuciusLark
@j.LuciusLark Жыл бұрын
@@yebeka5611 At least I can the difference between fiction and reality. Unlike some people who just by looking characters their first thought are children 💀💀💀
@yebeka5611
@yebeka5611 Жыл бұрын
@@j.LuciusLark you have no friends
@AndreFengo
@AndreFengo Ай бұрын
11m views, yet yall say "its not ok to be attracted to her she looks like a child!!!" yall are hypocrites
@synceno821
@synceno821 Ай бұрын
crazy that this is his 2nd most viewed video
@Tapochek6996
@Tapochek6996 Ай бұрын
Pdf file
@GoldSrc_
@GoldSrc_ Ай бұрын
Hypocrites or tourists. This isn't anything new, this has been happening even before Tera with its Elins. Those people would explode at the mere sight of some of Koikatsu models lol.
@Naxiwuno
@Naxiwuno 5 күн бұрын
It's asmongold feed not the game feed, which is random, so your hypocrite argument doesn't make sense. But look how many people asking for game name and who say it's a child, it will be 10mil PDFs, maybe even more.
@loszhor
@loszhor 10 ай бұрын
I shall show my outrage by continuing to watch this on loop!
@Lucyferbby
@Lucyferbby Жыл бұрын
“Officer shes not real however I do wish she was”
@Correction_Guy
@Correction_Guy Жыл бұрын
Why discuss it with an officer in the first place?
@Correction_Guy
@Correction_Guy Жыл бұрын
@VashTheStampede117 Please explain to me how that would be a sting operation.
@SafetyKitten
@SafetyKitten Жыл бұрын
@@Correction_Guy its not that serious bro lmfao
@drnobody1908
@drnobody1908 Жыл бұрын
​@@Correction_Guyactually funny enough they will jabait you into a sting. Happened to me once, few years ago I had been watching r34 anime and instead of me watching a r34 anime the vid was click baited showing something completely illegal. I call the police and told them what happened and gave them the sight an everything. Within minutes I was apprehend by the jabaited squad and before they took me away the local police showed up saving my skin, the ones that tried to nab my innocent behind wouldn't even let me talk they kept playing willfully ignorant to the situation. Guess they wanted a pay raise but they didn't get it from me.
@Ace-Intervention
@Ace-Intervention Жыл бұрын
Go to Asia you’ll find some short petite women
@UrickSan92
@UrickSan92 Жыл бұрын
That comment in the beginning just summed it up "That's a child with a mother's hips"
@notacat.1
@notacat.1 Жыл бұрын
Saw it too 🐢
@Cookies4Wookiees
@Cookies4Wookiees Жыл бұрын
motherships will need additional pylons
@m4kund1
@m4kund1 Жыл бұрын
​@@Cookies4Wookieesand a fleet beacon
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
That's actually fictional. Not a Child.
@Pure-px6rm
@Pure-px6rm Жыл бұрын
@@WallNutBreaker524 bro what
@I_Like_My_Cheese_Drippy_Bruh21
@I_Like_My_Cheese_Drippy_Bruh21 Ай бұрын
the way he switched lmao 😭😭
@haron521
@haron521 Жыл бұрын
I like his nervous gulp with desperate eyes
@crypticallee
@crypticallee 9 ай бұрын
He was on the verge of tears
@McCaroni_Sup
@McCaroni_Sup 6 ай бұрын
UOHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭
@falcongamer58
@falcongamer58 6 ай бұрын
​@@McCaroni_Sup I predicted that reply
@ttvdarling
@ttvdarling Жыл бұрын
I didnt know a full moon was today 😂😂
@Dex-p5c
@Dex-p5c 5 ай бұрын
My head: don’t do it ok just don’t do it
@XxBlackAngel141
@XxBlackAngel141 11 ай бұрын
Ain't no way the devs did that 💀
@mj_applehead58
@mj_applehead58 10 ай бұрын
They knew there's pedo playing there game I think 😂 idk
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 7 ай бұрын
u guys are acting like it’s illegal what’s wrong with y’all 😒
@benjytv
@benjytv 7 ай бұрын
Found the creep ​@@Annaliynn
@mr.fantastic7756
@mr.fantastic7756 7 ай бұрын
​@@Annaliynnahmen
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 7 ай бұрын
@@benjytv bro do i look like a creep
@sparking023
@sparking023 Жыл бұрын
Asmon: "I've seen enough, I'm satisfied."
@AtomicPiggly
@AtomicPiggly Жыл бұрын
Wrong. He clicked off because it's a fucking CHILD. Asmon really hates games that use children sexually and pretend it's some bullshit like 500 year old vampire witch doctors. He absolutely hates it and constantly talks about how it's extremely weird and makes you a legitimate pedophile. And I 100% agree. If you can look at that, and not feel weird, you have a fucking problem and should stop existing.
@adamk-paxlogan7330
@adamk-paxlogan7330 Жыл бұрын
God damm she be carrying the whole bakery 😂
@AnnaAmelia018
@AnnaAmelia018 Жыл бұрын
No the entire Bread and Pastry industry 😅😅😅
@adamk-paxlogan7330
@adamk-paxlogan7330 Жыл бұрын
@@AnnaAmelia018 lol i
@GiosGoreGrotto
@GiosGoreGrotto Жыл бұрын
​@@adamk-paxlogan7330What?
@adamk-paxlogan7330
@adamk-paxlogan7330 Жыл бұрын
@@GiosGoreGrotto bro it's a joke what is that you don't understand 🤣
@unsuitabl
@unsuitabl Жыл бұрын
​@@GiosGoreGrottolook you npc you should know English by now kid
@LordDaymoon
@LordDaymoon 24 күн бұрын
He pivots to assassins creed video pretty quick
@themorrow3547
@themorrow3547 Жыл бұрын
Asmon... "Yep, there it is..."
@biscochodraws
@biscochodraws Жыл бұрын
Thought he was gonna be like:“WOOOOOOUUUH YAAAAA BABYYY THATS WHATBIV BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT”
@biscochodraws
@biscochodraws Жыл бұрын
@@shadowsage2636 bro looks like critical, is obviously why I made that comment. Or u don’t know who critical is (if not I’ll understand)
@biff1019
@biff1019 Жыл бұрын
"Lets see what the assasins creed video is" last words before fbi broke down his door
@catmachete2900
@catmachete2900 Ай бұрын
Factorio space age came out, probably not the kind of game you’d like but it’s great
@Adonis-qb5ze
@Adonis-qb5ze Жыл бұрын
"She is 8000 years old, that is why my client is not the predator, but the prey" -saul goodman
@jamcoms1300
@jamcoms1300 Жыл бұрын
Amen
@kramf0x47
@kramf0x47 Жыл бұрын
and what 8000 years old elf in human year?
@StellarStarGaming
@StellarStarGaming Жыл бұрын
@@kramf0x47 8000 years i would assume
@Drakona-gl5hz
@Drakona-gl5hz Жыл бұрын
@@kramf0x47gonna have to take a guess and say something close to 8000 years
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 Жыл бұрын
prey*
@marcusrimson6330
@marcusrimson6330 Жыл бұрын
The short stack is real
@Chizinky
@Chizinky Жыл бұрын
short and STACKED jesus christ
@keiz5052
@keiz5052 Жыл бұрын
my guy that is a child
@JLeYang
@JLeYang Жыл бұрын
@@keiz5052 how do you see a child in that you weirdo?
@Satori_7221
@Satori_7221 Жыл бұрын
​@@keiz5052she's 5000 years old
@KenithLemley
@KenithLemley Жыл бұрын
@@keiz5052 literally not but okay
@bensthename715
@bensthename715 Жыл бұрын
"Oh, uhhh you know I don't feel like playing this anymore. Idk, just kinda bored honestly." 👀 😂
@xen9235
@xen9235 5 ай бұрын
Bro calmly rage quit🤣
@pavlemarjanovic1896
@pavlemarjanovic1896 Жыл бұрын
He was like: "Ok, there is nothing interesting here. Let move on".
@someperson46
@someperson46 Жыл бұрын
Reasonable reaction honestly
@Astrumplayez
@Astrumplayez Жыл бұрын
Bro was like " Aight... "
@shmetienne
@shmetienne 6 ай бұрын
sure nostalgia played a part of it, I remember release of OSRS, it was amazing and really did bring me back to my childhood, the state of OSRS imo is what the game should’ve become if EOC never came to be.
@juanrodriguez26
@juanrodriguez26 10 ай бұрын
"Police i swear to God Not simping for a child..."
@kuuluna
@kuuluna Жыл бұрын
It's okay officer She's actually real and not digital anime waifu
@fupoflapo2386
@fupoflapo2386 Жыл бұрын
Dont worry officer, she's actually 7 months
@Tankvich
@Tankvich Жыл бұрын
this one is deep lol
@Stalker_mechenov
@Stalker_mechenov Жыл бұрын
I love how even in this universe good old Colt M1911 is still in use M1911. Always saves your life since WW1
@Archdornan9001
@Archdornan9001 Жыл бұрын
"Can't expect God to do all the work" ~Joshua Graham
@accelerator8558
@accelerator8558 Жыл бұрын
​@@Archdornan9001fuck yes
@SmittyWJManJensen
@SmittyWJManJensen Жыл бұрын
“I don’t enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it’s just a chore, like any other.”
@Jokester1990-ri3jl
@Jokester1990-ri3jl Жыл бұрын
@@Archdornan9001 Nope, we gotta do it ourselves
@GamingGalaxy_12345
@GamingGalaxy_12345 3 ай бұрын
The animation of this game is insane
@im_aht4386
@im_aht4386 6 ай бұрын
Bro said "ill check that after stream"
@h1ghya
@h1ghya 2 жыл бұрын
Why does this scream TERA? Is this supposed to be TERA 2?
@icepenguin7278
@icepenguin7278 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it looks like one of the races from tera that everybody played.
@123Juniiorr
@123Juniiorr Жыл бұрын
@@icepenguin7278 I remember gangs of elins killing everyone who wasn't elin
@AlukaGozen
@AlukaGozen Жыл бұрын
It's bad gameplay wise because it's a mobile game. Tera had real action combat system
@liamcastro9896
@liamcastro9896 Жыл бұрын
​@@AlukaGozenTera has the best combat out of any mmo, its held back by some many bad problems like the cash shop and bad leveling experience
@NewsofPE
@NewsofPE Жыл бұрын
​@@liamcastro9896may I introduce to you bdo
@SirRockXIII
@SirRockXIII Жыл бұрын
Thats the most restraint ive ever seen from the bald one.
@DirtCheapFU
@DirtCheapFU 6 ай бұрын
Moving on... to the porch. Hands in the air. Dont wave them like you just dont care.
@PRchris13
@PRchris13 Жыл бұрын
Man.. I died of laughing at just how forced that was Like it’s not even trying to hide it “Here have ass, now like us” 🤣 man I’ve never imagine laughing so good
@silverhawkscape2677
@silverhawkscape2677 Жыл бұрын
Some people just want the main course fast.
@moonum4567
@moonum4567 Жыл бұрын
It worked. That is some serious cake
@zharnia9695
@zharnia9695 Жыл бұрын
Ass jump scare is real
@ll_liiik
@ll_liiik Жыл бұрын
ни стыда, ни совести, ни ссылки...
@dizzi2296
@dizzi2296 Жыл бұрын
Жаль...
@old_liquid
@old_liquid 10 ай бұрын
Hit2 же
@catboy8622
@catboy8622 10 ай бұрын
​@@old_liquid? Это название игры ?
@old_liquid
@old_liquid 10 ай бұрын
@@catboy8622 да
@WARE01
@WARE01 9 ай бұрын
​@@catboy8622😂😂😂😂😂
Asmon falls for it..
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