Asmon tries pineapple for the first time

[@Wearedoomed24]

Asmongold is the poster child for basement dwellers.

[@tttriple]

Except most basement dwellers aren't multimillionaires playing a character.

[@kamrenjones1641]

That basement dweller makes more then any of us in the comments combined 😂

[@kamrenjones1641]

@@effjesse_ because I made a factual statement? Riiight I forgot only yanks sound and read like their brain dead 🤡🤣

[@ChipperMcManus]

@@kamrenjones1641cause that’s all that matters!

[@kurokofs113]

​@@effjesse_you sound European

[@austinhall3937]

That fruit stream was more vitamins his body has had in the entirety of the rest of his existence combine.

[@LANSl0t]

his body probably went into shock

[@chocolito9461]

Lmao

[@Noqtis]

Asmon eats vitamins for the first time in his life. Asmons body: 'wtf is this shit? nice try mf but I'm not gonna fall for that bs...'

[@ereder1476]

it's canned, and made in USA... so it probably have a negative amount of vitamin

[@brandonconner3857]

Surprised his body didn’t immediately reject and eject it

[@MuraCasardis]

I honestly think Asmon would prefer canned pineapple more than fresh ones.

[@thePyiott]

Of course it's added sugar

[@TheSavageGent]

Nah fresh is best but def gotta let it ripen

[@riqpov2529]

Fresh pineapple is full of natural sugar as well,you could gain weight easily if you eat too much of it, even though fruit is good for your body.

[@pyrojkl]

yeah, fresh has more texture but way more flavor which he clearly could care less about when it comes to fruit

[@MySkilletfan]

​​@@Grizzman23 depends on what its canned in. It can definitely be canned in heavy syrup but his was just juice. Please read your food labels

[@TylerRoman-c4j]

It's like watching a group of toddlers trapped in adult bodies 😂😂😂

[@clipsedrag13]

It’s kinda beautiful in an odd way

[@vvnn3948]

We’re all still kids man, just older and taller.

[@joshuz101]

This convo could be dubbed over 3 toddlers and nobody would bat an eyelid

[@LVX-]

Better than watching irresponsible adults drinking doing drugs and having kids who they neglect and abuse.

[@TimmyTurner421]

@@vvnn3948 true!

[@rafsanpantho364]

Asmongold looks like a goblin from goblin slayer, a noble medieval knight, a tolkeinesque high mage, a cave hermit, a patient with severe radiation sickness, and a background viking at the same time.

[@jonathonmartin3137]

😂😂 background Viking 💀

[@KaiRunner-b6n]

​Cave hermit 😂

[@Soul_Alpha]

All at the same time😂😂

[@mrtrollnator123]

💀💀💀

[@iitzfizz]

are background vikings a thing?

[@murigrim]

I will fix the title - "Homeless man finds a tin of fruit"

[@RuneKatashima]

lmfao

[@mikemoore5270]

🤣

[@joshuafischer7497]

Dude is rich and prefers a non materialistic life. Have to respect it

[@jordanicaly1393]

@@joshuafischer7497Yes usually Rich people are so edgy

[@zanelol3555]

@@joshuafischer7497he’s honestly a fucking ape in solitary confinement (I don’t mean ape in a racist way)

[@Zephyn]

I love how much Asmon looks like an attic gremlin when he tries the pineapple.

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

Bro stumbled out of his Nuclear cave shelter and found the last can of pineapple in existence then rated it a B and threw it away

[@diegoolivares1081]

He reminds me of gollum

[@raidermaxx2324]

wait he looks like an attic gremlin all the time lol

[@Zephyn]

@@raidermaxx2324 You right :D

[@TheCastaberg]

a B tier fruit from Asmon is an S to a normal person

[@TheMrGazoline]

But an S for lemon by him does not make it S++ for a normal person.

[@moonprincess_xoxo]

@@TheMrGazoline yes it does

[@johnr797]

​@@moonprincess_xoxoYou seem to imply you can enjoy eating a lemon like you could a pineapple.

[@MoonBoomer]

⁠@@johnr797as a matter of fact I would much rather eat a lime or lemon than pineapple, So yes.

[@johnr797]

@@MoonBoomer I've done all 3 of those myself, but why?

[@Frey_2026]

Asmongold is like Smeagol whenever he eats something that isn't raw fish or raw meat

[@michaeledwards6890]

"I only like fruit when its in smoothie form" These people are literal goblins

[@dxvedd2772]

the most american thing i have ever heard

[@Warner-ok7cw]

😂😂😂😂

[@naughtygirl6505]

Hahaha cave dweller goblin

[@jayantatalukdar33]

fly consume any types of food in a smoothie form.

[@jweb7289]

I admit I have a similar issue. Can’t stand the texture of many fruits. Oddly enough though, I like most vegetables so maybe I’m just a weirdo.

[@godsdemons2421]

He called it a B but it looks like his body is about to violently reject the pineapple

[@zippo718]

That's how he eats. Like his teeth are about to fall out.

[@OgSuda]

@@zippo718He said his back teeth were rotted

[@TACT1LE]

The vitamins physically hurt him 😂

[@CrazedPop]

​@OgSuda I thought he got his teeth fixed? Or was it only some of them?

[@OgSuda]

@@CrazedPop only some in the front

[@BrokeSamuraiDojo]

I can't wait for Asmon to discover kiwi promotes hair growth.

[@FabricateFrog]

Nothing helps hair growth when you have genetic predisposition for balding. Kiwi only helps promote hair growth for individuals with healthy hair. Once ur bald its not gonna grow it back lol. He needs a hair transplant or propecia/rogaine 😂

[@forwardmoving8252]

It promotes hair growth where hair is already growing 😂 it doesn't reactivate inactive hair follicles. His hairline would be the same.

[@Widestone001]

@@forwardmoving8252 Don't tell him that! ;-)

[@coxbro1015]

@@forwardmoving8252🤓🤓🤓

[@alexandervowles3518]

Mf is that why i have to shave so much

[@bradleybruvva3021]

“I only like fruit in smoothie form” That is so sad, lol.

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

You are sad, lol.

[@perfecttoast4342]

@@taahasiddiqui1071bro really got pressed over that💀

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Whats wrong with that? I prefer pineapples in a curry, not a fan of them on their own.

[@vincentwilkes1955]

​@@mallardofmodernia8092some fruits, when you smoothie them specifically, can become worse for you because your body doesn't break them down the same. Bananas are great for you but when smoothies is terrible for you

[@vincentwilkes1955]

​@@taahasiddiqui1071theirs a science behind it is all

[@AJSantiesteban]

This whole series is just OTK getting Asmon out of his comfort zone, and I love it 😂😂

[@beyondthecrownband3417]

why does her normal talking voice sound like she's always on the verge of crying?

[@m1garandMUSIC]

It’s that vocal fry that’s become the new valley girl accent.

[@jackmioff167]

Why did Asmon look like he was discovering it like the ape on the Ancestors game.

[@heroicxidiot]

because he is

[@Corusame]

I'm surprised his body didn't go into immediate shock from ingesting actual real food 😂

[@KrissTheKid]

Lol, canned pineapple is not even real food 😂

[@datboiashy2957]

@@KrissTheKidbetter then all the coke syrup he slurps down all stream

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

​@@KrissTheKidPineapple is food dude, wtf are you saying?!

[@VoiceOvaGuy]

@@datboiashy2957 Aww c'mon man, that's the new food pyramid. Little debbie, hostess, and coke.

[@ishigami5071]

Yea it's not gross enough for his body to accept it

[@deathninja16]

Ahh pineapple, the food that when you eat it. It eats you back.

[@dommyboysmith]

Know why? It has microscopic needles all throughout the fruit. That's why if you eat a ton of it it starts to irritate the roof of your mouth and tongue. Idc, I'll still eat the whole pineapple in one sitting 😂

[@jotuthegamingguru8809]

​​@@dommyboysmith've always loved pineapple and assumed the irritation was a mild allergic reaction. That's really cool to know! Thanks for teaching me something today.

[@Chronon88]

​@@jotuthegamingguru8809canned doesn't do it so I always thought it as an annoying feature of the fresh fruit... Healthier without the can chemicals but ruins other foods if you don't have it last, heheh

[@adamcrawford5655]

@@Chronon88There aren’t chemicals in cans of fruit lol

[@Chronon88]

@@adamcrawford5655 the way they can things require plastic lining and stuff so you're incorrect...

[@echronothemiserable1500]

The more lore that comes out for asmon, the more I'm surprised that this dude is even alive.

[@hebeouais7471]

"I only like fruit when its in smoothie form" is the most american sentence I've heard yet

[@REALClaytonbigsby]

No. No it’s not.

[@DomhnallOConnmhaigh]

The healthiest thing he’s probably ever consumed.

[@loxzone1]

It's like watching aliens visit earth for the first time.

[@Makentz]

my sides have been launched into orbit from laughing so hard

[@Les-c6r]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BigDaddySchkrimp]

I swear Asmon has the palate of a toddler

[@yourdaddy53]

Imagine spelling plays wrong

[@logemcdoge4620]

​@@yourdaddy53huh?

[@TheTechSupportGuy]

@@yourdaddy53dummy.

[@yourdaddy53]

@@TheTechSupportGuy black

[@yelnatsch517]

He seriously does. I still remember what my palate was like when I was in elementary school and it was similar to Asmon’s now. It’s like he never grew up.

[@xbatusai]

Love how Emi is trying to make Asmond try normal stuff

[@JesziePVP]

Looks like he just crawled out of a cave after a long winter

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

I took introduction to anthropology for a degree in Arcaeology and I could write my thesis on Asmongold. The archetype of the modern caveman

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

I'm kind of surprised he didn't go into shock from the rushed intake of vitamins, kind of like how eating heavy meals can make you sick after a long fast.

[@purpleshadows7262]

fr... I can't take multi-vitamins on an empty stomach. Doing so always ends up with me throwing up :'D

[@mrloqqe1610]

@@purpleshadows7262 you (stomach) sound kinda fragile. i take multi-drug-cocktails on empty stomach, no problem. multi-vitamins whats that shit going to do? obviously eating a big ass meal after a long fast, that's a diffferent story.

[@purpleshadows7262]

@@mrloqqe1610 the majority of people will get an upset stomach if they take multivitamins on an empty stomach. A simple google search can show you that. So no, I don't have a "fragile" stomach.. its quite normal lol. You're the weird one here with your iron stomach.

[@Staplegunner]

”the pineapple community” im dead 💀

[@Imagine_Baggins]

We live in some pineapples under the sky.

[@Nahelus]

People on the internet thinks there is a community of any thing lol Dellusionals that never goes out of their basement.

[@Clamflesh]

​@Nahelus A. That was obviously a joke B. There literally is a community for everything. r/Hydrohomies exists and they talk about how great water is. C. Stay off the internet instead of being a cry baby bitch about the simplest shit.

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

​@@NahelusYeah, the word community is so overused online it's unreal. Not everything is, or has, a community.

[@purpleshadows7262]

I swear my sister is part of the pineapple community... she's got like 20 pineapple products in her room, a pineapple lamp, a plushie or 2, pineapple bedsheets, a pineapple painting, I don't remember what else but there's waaay more.

[@kevindogaru4080]

He gave hope to his immune system for once

[@anonofanon]

bro is the embodiment of "more nuggies please mommy?" while he hasnt showered in years lolllllllll the SMELL

[@ViewTube_Dan]

Emi is like the good friend that tries really hard to make you be healthier

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

Bro, Emi's diet is literally only SLIGHTLY better than Asmons. She eats basically just fast food.

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

@@Arthur-ek7nd That's common for most streamers. If Door Dash and Uber Eats didn't exist most VTubers and Streamers wouldn't because they'd spend most of their time cooking.

[@flamingcroww]

@@EndoftheBeginning17 most of their time burning down their kitchen rather.

[@Qtipz123]

​@@flamingcrowwNow that's some good content 😅

[@AkariRosumashi]

​@@flamingcrowwNah, that's what the college diet is for, can't burn down your kitchen when making instant ramen in a microwave.

[@pyaiaung394]

He’s inspecting a can of pineapple and the smell and everything but I bet you 100% he can’t name all the ingredients of the bag of frozen chicken nuggets he eats😂😂😂

[@IGoByBeastbb]

dood just ate that like he's never eaten a fruit in his life

[@Arachne2008]

Last time he ate fruit was probably the last time his parents spoon-fed him

[@hydrodjinn4524]

Canned pineapple always has a hint of metal. Metapineapple

[@andrewhandelsman834]

Ull get em next time!

[@R0NIN_1987]

Most cans have a thin layer of plastic in them so the contents don’t actually touch the metal. It’s just in your head 😂

[@hydrodjinn4524]

@@R0NIN_1987 mkay

[@khuntasaurus88]

Cavemen dwellers born and raised on potato chips and drinks with more chemicals than an oil refinery storage unit try actual fruit for the first time. 2023 - colorized

[@wilfulbuckle13]

Pineapple is a top tier fruit in all forms

[@cozbyv3]

asmongold is like THE Redditor

[@gutsssz]

@@JumboCod91 I’m sorry my reddita

[@drabcrab9702]

​@@JumboCod91I'm sure he has a lot of redditor friends

[@redcatofdeath]

Asmongold is funny and has an interesting personality. Nothing like a Redditor.

[@jordanicaly1393]

@@redcatofdeathYes he is not Rude either i mean he says f u and stuff to people in games but its not personal with him like when most twitter people are arguing and redditors.

[@lagopusvulpuz1571]

He is too skinny for that

[@grantgosselin7813]

Walking to 7 11 high on acid for a fat can of pineapple was always a good time

[@perenpuree]

Damn how did that mouth tingle feel on acid, I'm curious

[@grantgosselin7813]

@@perenpuree you can feel the flavor move from your tongue to your brain. And it's damn refreshing.

[@GodOfLovers1111]

Hmm I'll have to keep this in mind next time I get a chance to get some tabs.

[@perenpuree]

@@grantgosselin7813 sound amazing

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@grantgosselin7813 This is the best advertisement for LSD I've ever seen lol

[@StrudellyDoodle]

"lets crack this one open boys". Dude 100% got his buddies to do mushies

[@Montana_horseman]

The Rock is feverishly searching Asmon's social media hoping to find out he's tried pineapple before.

[@gnomekingclive]

Emi just chillin there in here pj's like she is about to watch some Saturday morning cartoons.

[@MrHabs]

His dad already called his bullshit. But he continues.

[@VColossalV]

Eh?????

[@MrHabs]

@@VColossalV Asmongold said he didn't like fruit but his dad called into one of his stream and called his bullshit and said "You used to eat that all the time".

[@VColossalV]

@@MrHabs you can't change?

[@JustAPriapism]

​@@MrHabsthere are tons of things that I "used" to eat that I cant stand now or refuse to eat anymore. Those 2 statements are not mutually exclusive. Also, "dislike" now means "never have I ever ingested, looked at, smelled, or purchased throughout my entire life" I guess? Also, hes literally an internet personality, read that again, imagine actually caring whether he eats fruit or not one way or the other 😂

[@Antwonn83]

A literal grown man child…

[@koagz]

Describing 90% of streamers.

[@Antwonn83]

@@koagz the fact that this man hasn’t tasted fruit is crazy tho lmao like how do you look like an old balding wizard and have the diet of a 10 year old

[@koagz]

@@Antwonn83 Yeah, it's insane. I'm glad my parents tried a variety of foods in my diet growing up because I basically like everything, and I try to eat something different at least every couple days.

[@localmilfchaser6938]

@@koagzfr💀

[@localmilfchaser6938]

@@koagz”content creators” 🤦‍♂️

[@RubberTag]

This was the chillest interaction I have seen from Soda and Asmon. So great to hear them without swearing and stuff

[@JavoCover]

That juice is a booster when I was tired at work.

[@slappiepancakes8123]

Asmon should try fresh pineapple, it's way more tangy and sweet.

[@PliskinHK]

he'd probably dislike it even more than canned

[@NonstopNoah]

But Asmon doesn't like good things..

[@acidicabsurdity3179]

@defcultist have you tried cutting it?

[@sadi5713]

@defcultist the acid sure is fun, same with KiWis I presume? some people react way worse to it than what is normal. I think my mouth is numb after eating 2 kiwis to the point I could cut my cheek from the inside.

[@sparkoceanic]

It's not that he doesn't like thebgood pineapple, it's that he doesn't want to like the good pineapple

[@mrglassermen4281]

He fact that we made these idiots millionaires is enough proof that humanity deserves the meteor way more than the dinosaurs did

[@Kushtopah]

Lmao!

[@waiz0231]

He isn't even dumb or anything, I'd rather see him a millionaire than the endless sea of onlyfans wh*res and Instagram prostitutes

[@clo.v]

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MILLIONAIRE SOME SHAMPOO, JEEZ

[@JustAPriapism]

For what?

[@Bearszzz]

This is like watching an alien interact with earth stuff

[@AnOldEnglishBloke]

This is what humans looked like when discovering fire.

[@dangernoodle4305]

I only like fire when it's in liquid form.

[@JohnWaxed]

I love when adults are legit 5 year olds 😂

[@lilbenttwig1524]

his reaction to eating that was one id expect from a 6 year old

[@TheLeviathan1293]

If you can't smell your taste sense will be a disaster.

[@OnFight1997]

Giving a person that never ate pineapple canned pineapple is the way to make sure that person will hate pineapple forever.

[@josephdrollette8573]

He 100% is married to a waifu pillow

[@tee4222]

He’s like if Charlie from always sunny was a McPoyle..

[@andreiarca3024]

Now put it on a pizza.

[@minuette1752]

Blasphemy!!!!!!!

[@Acoto]

If Asmon was a fantasy character he'd definitely be some kind of Goblin.

[@DrSnipe83]

I like how they treat him like an intelligent caveman. But he also looks like an intelligent caveman.

[@sunfix991]

Who is this nice humble man they just found in the streets?

[@redskittle9985]

Canned sucks!! Fresh pineapple is so different.

[@itsjoxius]

I think fresh is better. But can is more consistently good. I’ve never had bad tasting can pineapples, but I’ve had fresh pineapple that lacked flavor.

[@driftwoods2229]

His entire personality is "I'm a baby i haven't done much >.

[@Ragesauce]

"This is setting my tongue on fire and acid down my throat...B tier."

[@dat_sauce_tho2194]

I have word from our local representative, the pineapple community will indeed, let you pass on that

[@cozyl8558]

In his 30‘s and still living like a fucxing 15 yo 😂😂gotta love asmond for his dedication

[@DabManTrips]

he's got autism

[@SassyCassie89]

*A 15 year old worth $2-5 million dollars

[@JankyBoost]

​@moochbag that's the state of our society. Sad, really.

[@koenwijnen9186]

@@SassyCassie89 yeah cus net worth really means everything. YOu sound 15 yourself bro

[@SassyCassie89]

@@koenwijnen9186 you don't make that kind of money if you don't have your shit together. S'all I'm saying.

[@Brutalismus_]

Sodapoppin and Asmon have the palate of a 4 year old

[@flapjackpancake5486]

The way he looks and sniffs the pineapple makes him look like a caveman discovering shit for the first time

[@raidermaxx2324]

thats that chicks name? sodapoopin? parents these days

[@flapjackpancake5486]

@@raidermaxx2324 The chick is emi. I think sodapoppin is a dude

[@adamcrawford5655]

@@raidermaxx2324You think the dudes name is Asmongold and the chick’s name is Sodapoppin? And you’re criticizing others? 😂

[@raidermaxx2324]

@@adamcrawford5655 you think i was serious ? whats wrong with you .. are you special?

[@nadasurf9009]

Flash forward 20 years, this will be all of your children

[@stephenhughes5156]

Not me lol.

[@itsGuy]

It's like watching a caveman eating something new

[@orellaminx3530]

Asmon is the kind of person who just wants to rent the pineapple for display purposes, not eating.

[@Bruce_Wayne556]

pineapple is a top tier fruit

[@BI-11y_TheStormTrooper]

Martha said it's sh!t-tier .

[@__-fi6xg]

on pizza

[@SkrimpKing]

​​@@__-fi6xg id rather put old bologna on pizza than pineapple haha 😅

[@__-fi6xg]

@@SkrimpKing i have to defent the honor of my dear pineapple, JUSTICE CRASH!

[@mrcl11w31]

if it just wouldn't eat me back while I am eating it

[@Demon-qc1ye]

How do you never get curious enough to try something like pineapple when you’ve never had it before? Then again, it’s asmongold we’re talking about. It wouldn’t surprise me if he doesn’t know what a toothbrush is.

[@MRblazedBEANS]

I wondered that as well. I enjoy trying new fruits and veggies. Even more so the older I get as it's more rare to find stuff I haven't tried.

[@FranciscoFloresNyu]

I don't like to try new food, i stick with what i know. That's why i don't go to restaurants.

[@Demon-qc1ye]

@@FranciscoFloresNyu If it was something like caviar, I could understand because it’s not that common and it’s expensive. But not being in any way curious to try something as common and cheap as pineapple, that I don’t understand.

[@LeatherDaddy97]

@@FranciscoFloresNyu thats just no fun? How did you find out you like current foods without trying them at some point?

[@FranciscoFloresNyu]

@@LeatherDaddy97 I just don't like to do it, so only sometimes. I guess i know when something will not taste bad for me. When i go to restaurants, i see all kind of exotic dishes, i just go with the basics: hamburgers, pizza, something that is hard to get it wrong.

[@VideoGamesMusicMe]

Had to give him applause. As someone who is very picky, he's adventuring into the unknown. Good man

[@pjeven4014]

Asmon eyes lit up during this WHOLE show. He excited as hell to make all this Starforge money.

[@DanielCarrington-q6l]

asmon looks like the guy that lives in your basement

[@TrevTheMan00]

Pineapple is S tier when fresh from the plant and F tier when bought in a can.

[@LeatherDaddy97]

Tree?

[@crewd00d]

@@LeatherDaddy97 Nope, they do not grow on trees. Plant is a correct term. They grow a small shrub out of the top of the fruit which just looks like a few long and slender leaves sprouting out.

[@LeatherDaddy97]

@@crewd00d im aware, his comment originally said tree, hence my comment

[@crewd00d]

@@LeatherDaddy97 oh, I didn't know that. Lol

[@ItsFinigan]

He's always talking about how his taste buds are fried, so he should love it fresh 😂

[@Posichronic]

His body was trying to reject it, man almost went into shock when he put it in his mouth.

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

its ultra acidic and he downs acidic sugary drinks all day, of course he likes it

[@FictionalPersonality]

His body is about to reject all those vitamins and minerals.

[@Salgen551]

starting mans out with PINEAPPLE is diabolical

[@ScaryRevenant]

“That’s a compliment btw” like she had anything to do with the processing of the canned pineapple 😂

[@rvvinayak2243]

Feed this man Pomegranates. I'll pay to see that happen lol

[@labenvenci1584]

"I would buy a pineapple just to look at it." - Asmondgold; Soda Tier List.

[@martysonn]

This is nowadays entertainment worth millions of dollars ladies and gentlemen.

[@DregemNA]

Seeing Asmon somewhat coming out of his shell with good people is heartwarming.

[@brianbru]

That girl is just secretly saving Asmongold from scurvy. Forcing him to try fruit lol

[@MrQuick999]

I think its cute how chick seems to want others to like what she does lol.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Asmongold is like that demoman comic, where he starts frothing at the mouth and fainting so ms. Pauling thinks demoman was poisoned. But its instead revealed demoman is dying bc he’s had fresh food and water for 3 days when his body is used to living off of beer and aspirin alone

[@jonathanflynn2814]

Welcome back to the sweaty nerd neckbeard show. Today, we'll be trying fruit for the first time as adults.

[@thanatos4610]

Im legitimately surprised his body didnt go into shock and start having seizure.

[@Harbard369]

Get this cave man to figure out a kiwi fruit. Just an underhand chuck and say “give this bear’s egg a rating for me.”

[@mafia7378]

Its like he crawled out of a cave after being frozen for 60000 years and every vegetable/fruit is something never seen before lmao

[@Jimbobiscuit]

We ate much better back then

[@stormfei]

Asmongold has the energy of an "I paused my game to be here" shirt 😭

[@ewa3D]

drips juice from mouth into can soda "ive never had canned pineapple...and i dont wanna try it"

[@tiffany.Elizabeth.]

I only really found out about this channel when I heard you got banned so I watched some videos and became a fan 😂

[@deathmauler181]

Asmon..is an odd one but the lore is neat

[@YelløwKing666]

I haven’t seen chance in 6 years and he randomly pops up on my page as three 30 somethings argue about trying fruit for the first time.

[@mf.danger9235]

If he ever got lice, he seems like the kinda person who wouldnt do anthything about it

[@deathmauler181]

That sounds accurate

[@SekuruJohan]

He compliments food like a German

[@The_Hairy_Hermit]

"I dont think I've ever had canned pineapple." "🥴" "Aaand, I don't wanna try it" 💀

[@Coco-Don]

I love that this is always “let’s get Asmon to do something normal people do”