Asmongold Finally Cleans His Room

[@semperder]

The fuck did this dude do when it was a cloudy day and the rat didn’t stink…

[@xNathan2439x]

Shit made up

[@w_ldan]

​@@xNathan2439xi hope it is good god.

[@Raime69]

His mom sticks it in the microwave for a few seconds to wake him.

[@xNathan2439x]

@@w_ldan has to be. It doesn't make any sense. It's something you'd say to children to get a reaction. It literally doesn't make sense

[@sgtmetapolice7135]

Texas doesn't have that.

[@bubbadumps3747]

the water thing is not theatrical. i used to drink an entire 12 rack of mountain dew every single day. the one glass of water i could stomach a day took me 10 minutes to drink because it was so disgusting. soda is poison people.

[@thenewguyinred]

Yikes, I’m surprised you didn’t get diabetes.

[@bubbadumps3747]

@@thenewguyinred who says i didnt?

[@thenewguyinred]

@@bubbadumps3747 You have?

[@bubbadumps3747]

@@thenewguyinred unfortunately no. stay in school and don't drink soda kids

[@saltiney8578]

Yeah me too I used to drink basically only 2 liters of soda every day for over 10 years, my teeth are in ruins luckily I didnt get diabetes I did get a insane full body fungal infection from the sugar though and when I first tried to start drinking water it tasted so fucking nasty I hated water, and now I drink like 64 oz of water a day but its still hard to do cuz it tastes nasty, I don't drink soda anymore.

[@hillogical]

Grandfather Nurgle Is proud of Asmongold

[@orderneo]

He has been blessed with many gifts.

[@bruhed1117]

Grandfather gives his greatest champions his stinkiest plagues

[@alexwilliams596]

And loudest alarm clocks

[@jacobjones2371]

Brother that sounds like heresy😂

[@JamieAlice92]

Even Nurgle would be like “dude come on, take a shower.”

[@KraggleZord]

Honestly, I'm sure Sumito is talking about something, but I'm too busy distracted by the fact that the man is dressed as Thomas from Regular Show

[@amberhernandez]

Pro tip: do NOT watch this video while eating. Especially if you're eating spaghetti. 🤢

[@eaar]

I made this mistake, it ruined my tuna roll

[@UnionParkPlumbing]

Wasn't the most pleasant supreme pizza ngl...

[@Soggz4]

I watch Sumit's new uploads usually when I eat, all I gotta say is: There's no fucking way this dude isn't putting on an act. The room has to be the only disgusting place. It's gotta be a set. Least, that's what i'm telling myself so I don't vomit.

[@giantenemyspider2776]

I LITERALLY ate my plate of spaghetti right before turning on this video and dodged the need for the pro tip but thanks XD

[@alexwilliams596]

What about swagetti and memeballs?

[@alyosha3989]

Asmongold is just moist critical if he used a dead rat for an alarm cloc- oh wait

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

and transphobi- oh wait edit: I did not say cr1tikal was transphobic.

[@Nicohamcg]

@@cupofdirtfordinner I thought moist critical was defending transgenders during the sneako debate thingy?

[@swordiebored4769]

​@Nicohamcg yeah he was. Ignore these kids.

[@justjoe1071]

​@@Nicohamcg moist critical has no real personality or opinions.

[@deirfed]

​@@justjoe1071that's why I like him

[@Doomroar]

Room so filthy he sees cleaning it as a penance, holly fuck man...

[@Saint_Sigismund]

I have a pretty messy room -- all my clothes are on the floor -- but Asmongold makes me feel like a sane, well adjusted and hygienic human being.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor I ain't exactly organized but I don't keep cups of sodas and dinner tables, or whatever

[@brycealthoff8092]

There’s a big difference between having clutter and living in squalor like Asmond.

[@tauiin]

same, like it can get messy in my room, but I clean it up looong before it gets to any state like asmongolds

[@Saint_Sigismund]

@@tauiin the rotting food and dead animals are completely mind-blowing to me.

[@creatorsfreedom6734]

Fun fact , there are tiny bug's on your Floor that crawl around on your clothes' while you are sleeping

[@DutchThriceman]

As somebody who lived on a farm, the dead rat thing isn't real, I got a dead rat stuck between a ceiling floor that I couldn't reach to remove and trust me the smell was permanent for about a month sun or no sun.

[@hdnfbp]

You're not considering that Asmon's nostrils actually just got used to the smell every day, and in the sun it got worse

[@saltiney8578]

Its so obviously not real, hes clearly just a guy who has a fairly dirty house and finds it funny to exagerrate and make up wild stories about it.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

There's one stuck under a massive cabinet that I went thru last nite Donating most of what I haven't used in years. 2 trash bags of trash that's pointless to keep, next I'll be unscrewing it from wall....

[@hollanderson]

I think it does depend heavily on air humidity and air flow. I've found dead completely dried up rodents / rabbits around my property without noticing anything. Then there was a marder in my rain barrel for about 4 months. Oh god the smell. And no one could figure out what it was until I cleared it out before autumn frost.

[@JustinSmith-mh7mi]

Kinda wild to think if he had said all of that on national tv, he'd have a primetime news show by next week

[@thestraydog]

He'd be the guy alongside Jesse Whats-his-nuts and Cucker Tarlson 😂

[@SaltSpirits]

@@thestraydogsolid example of spoonerism, well done my friend

[@matternst1442]

Who controls the media? 💀

[@yaboye3791]

​@@matternst1442 pretty sure it's americans

[@Selrisitai]

Cucker was fired, what are you talking about?

[@PirateDogg]

Nice skyline analogy, its quite clever and makes an excellent point.

[@SumitoMedia]

I think I got the analogy from Gary Vee

[@kaoset1237]

Asmon gold cleand his room? Whelp new pand*emic in 2025

[@BentNeatly]

big, big fan of the rotating drip without explanation. Cant believe this channel operated so long without this critical component.

[@krillianlastrange4886]

It's Halloween season

[@HollowBackGirl]

On the negativity ruling KZbin thing, I first noticed this with Minecraft videos, I constantly still, despite trying to make it stop, get videos about how lazy Mojang is and how bad Minecraft is now. Are all negative points against Mojang and the game invalid? No not always but most are also just painfully unaware of how game development works gamer takes, stuff like calling them lazy. It's okay to enjoy games, and it's morally right to hate Microsoft

[@aeoifjapefijl]

I dont mean this in a demeaning way but your comment is a little hard to follow

[@iansahleen1173]

I have noticed a very similar trend in the Destiny 2 community

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

@@aeoifjapefijl ur right, the comment is slightly grammatically clumsy and feels rushed. It's just a yt comment and that's probably how she speaks irl poking at that doesn't make the comment more understandable, it's just a jab at some stranger's literacy

[@LanceThumping]

I think the most painful thing about it is how infectious it is. For example, sometimes I've found it difficult to trust content on something trying to stay positive because I get the sense of it being fake. It's like the phrase "once bitten, twice shy". We have a tendency to avoid things that have hurt us but it makes us focus on or assume the worst. So maybe someone is being genuine while discussing something and not finding complaints or posing them as minor because they are but there have been so many instances of people being bribed or blind to issues that it makes people gun-shy about it. Sometimes it also seems like we have mostly the two extremes toxic negativity and also toxic positivity. You'll have subgroups of channels that practically only bash things and others that only compliment things and sometimes they'll trade back and forth based on subject (per video/topic extremes). Too many people getting burned one way or another.

[@HollowBackGirl]

@@aeoifjapefijl i was cooked while writing it no worries

[@sainterasmus4545]

"Cleaning my room is my penance" is the most neckbeard take I have ever heard. Sometimes I have been jealous of people like Asmongold, because I felt the "streamer occupation" sounded amazing, play videogames, talk about things you care about and get paid. I am not jealous anymore.

[@LevitatingCups]

pizza costume, but no samosa

[@JMittenkit]

Gamersupps is $58 +tax+Shipping&Handling. 10% means its about $64 for 1 tub of powder. Imma buy 100 packets of Kool-Aid for $30 instead. Call me poor, but a tub of drink mix shouldn't be close to $100 dollars.

[@ddxinthehouse]

ive tried gamersups, its dog water.

[@0BucketMask0]

To be a professional youtuber people have to sign a contract that they'll only take sponsors from the scummiest companies with the dumbest ideas and worst quality products possible (preferably ones that are outright scams) which is then permanently etched into their soul as an eternal obligation that follows them to the afterlife. Pretty standard legal stuff.

[@SinEater_]

@@0BucketMask0 Oh... So the standard Scientologist contract?

[@criticalevent]

Some day when his house goes up for estate sale, a few missing person cases are probably finally going to get closed...

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

the biggest shame in this is he doesn't know how to play a ukelele

[@-Katastrophe]

Still can't believe a product as poorly named as gamer sups has displaced gfuel for advertising.

[@clintbustwood4800]

There’s no way anyone actually buys that crap but I have no idea where they get their money from

[@sean1100]

Gamer sups is better than gfuel.

[@ncrtrooper7153]

The Asmongold Lore is deep.

[@Davidrinius]

Yeah! New video! Can't wait to watch it with my dinner. 😊 Edit: Oh. Oh no.

[@framesiphon507]

I think he sent the roaches to Twitch HQ for an invasion, Star Ship Trooper

[@restisant]

It's so weird how watching a guide on how to get Volcanic Stone drake 10 years ago by some withered texan lead me to another video of him watching IH's "Fall of 76". Which lead me to ITF with Sumito eventually leading me to watching a Sumito video about Asmongold. Feels like i've come full circle now.

[@HKilpatruck]

I'm so tired of this notion that if there's bias in any kind of reporting that The watcher becomes unduly influenced.

[@svenskiatta]

Thanks for the Vid, love how youre actually speaking for the better of the Community and not just about the Cancerboy Asmon.

[@BARBLEFT]

it's almost like youtube is the equivalent to TV news stations for boomers.

[@zeusalternative1270]

I do not know anything about the conflicts on other countries so if I get asked I can just say that I don't know, like you can think whatever you want but is also important to recognize when you know very little about something.

[@DogsRSweet]

The negative shift js the same thing that happened to online journalism. Anger is one of the most powerful emotions we have, and will most likely have us share a video or article. Same with yt videos now. For the DEI stuff, it is part of the problem. There is a massive problem of inauthentic "diversity" that is literally just tokenism. But people who legitimately racist muddy the waters of people who just don't want to be lectured about inclusion when they already feel they are.

[@okayimsorry5473]

Thank you for putting it so eloquently. It's so condescending when they reiterate this stuff we learned in kindergarten like we just discovered equality and inclusivity yesterday.

[@peridrawland5955]

On the 'Negativity KZbin' thing, under the lens of a current videogame: Helldivers 2 was an extremely succesful game at launch that happened to stumble a semi-consistently after some months in regards to dev decisions, for roughly 2-3 months, the popular thing became to dogpile on the game, how it was 'ruined / fell off / fumbled / died / wasted potential', and while criticism was obviously deserved, the game was drowned in negativity which also happened to do many big numbers and engagement on KZbin, at this point the game is in much better shape, which is a personal relief for me, as I was feeling drained myself, looking for cool content about a game I love, only seeing 80% of it being trashing on the game.

[@PosterityIslesNews]

they're partially right but they push the negativity so far that it becomes oppressive

[@ilnumeroperfetto696]

need to note that when Sumit touches on a kinda serious argument he never misses. love it.

[@at0micwaste]

5:22 not even halfway through the video and I am baffled by this man's existence

[@bluebaby30]

It does seem like a feedback loop; drama and negative content draws an audience and that affects the creators themselves, at a certain point they also become content for the endless drama mill

[@ethanteige]

That final line about the skyscraper metaphor was great 👏👏

[@HeartFarts]

Hearing him talk about using the rat as an alarm clock....God...what a Hell he must live in. And by CHOICE, nonetheless.

[@verycitrus9815]

Gotta tell ya... I was not expecting a pizza costume

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

Anytime anybody does anything online, every reason comes down to "content" I sigh and then go outside.

[@Denly1990]

Asmongold getting cancelled wassurprisingly refreshing in the content sphere. Especially since the start of the Mr. Beast drama, it seems like literally any take is met with the exact same hate regardless of what it's about. I didn't expect wild racism against Palestinians to be the tipping point, but since then most takes have been people realizing that this crazy guy used to be just like them. I dunno how true it is, but I think a lot of people saw Asmongold in themselves and realized they need to maybe pump the brakes on the hate content.

[@LanceThumping]

G'damn. I watch some of his videos and sometimes he can have some pretty bad takes but damn that one is beyond the pale. I can understand not being able to care about tragedies because of distance and lack of mental energy but that one nearly sounded in support of all the death.

[@ninjatom9]

Great video as always Mudihar, love your work. I wish the best for Asmon, and would love to see more positivity from the awesome creators like you

[@proimsat]

That talk about the youtube skyscraper made me think quite a bit .. you're right, there is no need to tear everyone down around you in order to make yourself feel big.

[@christianweibrecht6555]

8:30 people need to learn that it’s impossible to be an expert about everything & it’s acceptable not to talk about things you don’t know about

[@LOATHIN9]

Im not saying this to defend the dude, asmon is an actual goblin. But taking the sentiment of cleaning his room as penance, and tearing that apart is a pretty ignorant and surface level way to approach it. Its clear that what he means is he needs to self reflect on the choices in life that hes made to put him in the position where he felt ok saying what he said. He said himself, he needs to take accountability for his wrongdoings, doing that will require growth as a person. Part of that growth involves the cleaning of his room. His room has reached that point due to different opinions perspectives and character traits within himself that he used to justify his filth. By confronting and correcting that filth, he will come closer to confronting/correcting at least some of the negative traits within himself that led to that point. Those traits most definitely affect other aspects of his life, and as long as he keeps on the same track he will grow as a person. Ideally for the better. I hope he can pull through to be honest. Im aoways happy to see people correct and improve themselves.

[@BD-gb6lm]

I mean... he wasn't too far off

[@Purple_crustacean]

bacon

[@калифорнийский-ж8т]

Eggs

[@bertiesaurus]

Black pudding

[@yoda5167]

Toast

[@amberhernandez]

Thick-sliced wheat bread, toasted on the flat top in the leftover bacon grease

[@bsgsmusic3451]

unlimited bacon

[@WretchedIcon]

The “Skyline” metaphor was actually a banger.

[@alexwilliams596]

Oh boy if Jordan Peterson saw your room…

[@joeljs9778]

Better hide the Xanax

[@GerliRodrigo]

"I'm not going to hire a cleaner." perdonadou amigou! move on (?

[@billrules110]

How do you not have more subscribers!!! Love your content

[@Darcmagikan1]

To be fair shitting on DEI is not shitting on diversity being introduced to gaming, but tokenism. "Look at this character whos only personality trait is that he/she is gay" is not quite the representation you'd think of when you try to get rid of old biases. Corporate trying to spreadsheet out how to include people of different groups will just lead to worse products. that's why i see the biggest chance for actual progress in indi games, where you see world created that have people from the LGBTQ community in them, without needing big neon signs above their head that ask you clap cuz "we got gay people"

[@Mooinator3000]

Yeah, but when they do the argument of "they're only doing woman in thing for money" it's entirely ignorant of the fact that the only reason every character was a white dude for decades was because that was for money. As the medium gets broader, more people are wanting to be part of it which means more communities want to be represented to spend their money on it. Dudes like Asmongold are just sad that games aren't only marketed to white basement dwelling dudes and as such every character isn't supposed to be a white dude like them

[@outerlast]

yea. it makes the people hired in those companies feel like they're farm animals or zoo animals.

[@jessiechen125]

Yeah, agreed. Theres a fine line between actual representation and tokenism, though, which is why the topic feels impossible to talk about without either feeling like you’re defending a corpo or you are hating gay people in media

[@exoidias1]

Yo Sumit I just want to thank you for you videos. Had a real bad day and saw you had uploaded. I see you grinding hard on the channel and it's making me wish I could be more like you. I wish you nothing but success

[@archdornan3694]

9:20 it’s even wilder that he said that shit knowing he was raised catholic. like does all the times the bible says to stone unbelievers just not count?

[@xyanide1986]

Negativity on youtube and news have ALWAYS sold well. It was also ALWAYS about the views on youtube. Back in the early days, certain massive front page channels scammed their way there. They embedded autoplaying videos in the background of myspace plugins, etc etc. It's always been bad.

[@SuperSupper2]

I saw a short, 20-min minidoc on the origin of Unknown in Pokémon yesterday and it was really refreshing. It was by Blue-something, you look it up, I have people to haunt

[@Pharonx]

Thanks for breaking this down

[@crazycaj14jones64]

More like SumitoEnlightenedMedia after all this wisdom dropped at the end.

[@johnjbulls54]

asmongold could live next to a crematorium the only thing he would do is close the windows and continue eating lunch.

[@UncleGamer077]

No 1 Golden rule: If you're going to streem live for millions of people to watch, HAVE A CLEAN AND TIDY ROOM!

[@Skaatje]

He's a shocktuber. And you're talking about him, so it works.

[@45johngalt]

and sumito is a dramatuber

[@PosterityIslesNews]

win win for both

[@Moto_Medics]

I’m not hungry anymore… imma go outside now.

[@mkgamer7763]

he got buckbroken

[@timothytosser288]

Also asmongold is in a weird right wing echo chamber

[@-TheMachineGod-]

I think everyone agrees that the part about genocide was bad, but he’s got a point when he says Sharia law is barbaric

[@iansahleen1173]

Yeah Sharia law is awful, I think even most Muslim agree with that

[@sadmermaid]

So is fundamental Christianity. Extremes.

[@PosterityIslesNews]

​@@iansahleen1173even saudi arabia abandoned public executions many years ago, nowadays the only countries who practice it because of sharia are afghanistan and some african countries

[@Mooinator3000]

Sharia law bad, but some infant who was born into that culture doesn't deserve to be carpet bombed for it

[@malevolentia28]

it is barbaric, but you become a racist asshole when you bring fucking RACE into it my dear person, and say "these PEOPLE are inferior". Especially when it comes from a shitlover who lives in a shit hole, such as asmon the cocksucker. And no I'm not willing to separate his point because he literally uses that argument to say they DESERVE the genocide. He's got no point, because he is an ignorant racist who should've been cancelled like EDP445 and the other pedo gang long ago.

[@ComradePhoenix]

Oh wow, a new sumito episode. I think I'll watch it while eating lunch! EDiT: 5 minutes in, and I've made a terrible mistake!

[@letsbuildfulltank8198]

about the reaction part: isn'T he the best example of good reaction content seeing how he actually has soemthing to add to them ?

[@WretchedIcon]

Imagine cleaning your room becoming a viral moment. Imagine viewing the cleaning of one’s room as spiritual reclamation of the soul. Imagine demonizing an entire culture of people and cleaning your room as an apology. And I agree, it always felt fucked up that his reaction content would get magnitudes-larger view counts than the actual original videos. I understand that him reacting to certain content creators brought them on to the map, but there comes a point when reacting to the same person over-and-over again that it starts to feel like theft.

[@WretchedIcon]

I’m too busy playing the Silent Hill 2 Remake to talk about it.

[@osheroth]

As an ex WoW pro, you either retire and be a wholesome cabin dad like Kripparian... or live long enough to become whatever the fuck Asmongold is.

[@hycrafter6398]

its crazy how something as simple as changing the thumbnails randomly made me stop watching the vids because I assumed I had accidentally subbed to a generic youtube channel when they started showing up on my feed

[@SumitoMedia]

my views and subs have been through the roof with the new thumbnails and I've changed almost nothing else about the videos. I'm not proud of them either but it's what youtube wants I guess

[@PosterityIslesNews]

​@@SumitoMediago get that bag, you are the most well spoken "slop channel" ive seen so far

[@hycrafter6398]

i mean i dont blame you for playing by the algorithms stupid rules but the sudden change in thumbnail genuinely threw me off when it started showing up in my sub box for the first week or so

[@TheStigification]

I was just watching you talk dressed up as a pizza slice and thought you're awesome sumito

[@joachimwalle3760]

Love the pizza-rat reference! Your wardrobe is always on point ❤

[@Mincecroft]

Nobody wants to speak about Silent Hill because of the visual issues that make playing it not fun

[@CaliRed1865]

Hey, thanks for the free gamer supps. Never been interested in trying it, but at free, I figure there's no harm in trying.

[@-Ano-Ano-]

i have a plugin that makes every thumbnail a random screenshot from the middle of the videos, so i had absolutely no idea that you had changed the way you were doing your thumbnails. and honestly i probably wouldnt click on any of these if i didnt have a plugin that just made every thumbnail being you standing in front of the green screen

[@hunteruk3967]

Goddamnit that Silent Hills 2 video essay thing is true...my feed is filled with that stuff too😂

[@keiranleeoates]

Ok now talk about the other side doing the same as Asmo

[@Foreststrike]

I have the popular opinion of not having an opinion. Because I could care less. And I prefer to care less.

[@DeHashModeBowie]

Real ogs will remember what the original title of the video was

[@TheChosenFailure]

Guys we got the bad ending.

[@fffrrraannkk]

Sometimes the truth hurts and explodes and burns

[@monsado901]

My guy is a whole pizzaria

[@MagicalMelan]

I'm a busy guy and you hit the nail on the head as to why asmon is successful. It's a "meme" with my friends to watch asmon for his typical neckbeard American bad take on things, but It's just entertainment at the end of the day. I'm sure there are the people who are "clinically online" and take what he says 100% seriously, but I have faith that the majority of his viewers have their own opinions and morals for the most part, so who cares? Either way, I enjoy that a human pizza slice is lecturing me on the matter 😂

[@jamqdlaty]

I don't know about him "Stealing videos", most of these guys are quite happy about the fact that Asmon was commenting on their videos, they mention it in their later videos. Did anyone actually complain about it, did anyone actually had fewer views of their videos than they expected? Edit: Now that I think of it, I wouldn't be here if Asmon didn't do a commentary on one of Internet Historian's videos. Now I've seen all of them multiple times and decided to see your content as I found your duo the funniest.

[@eniqmo6144]

Man I was trying to eat breakfast.

[@TheNerdVoice]

It astounds me that people still haven't learned just to say "I don't know enough about that topic to give an official statement on it." It's real fucking simple. Holy shit.

[@Chilledsky2]

Sumito be looking like a snack, making me hungry

[@wendyblair3079]

Watching Asmongold makes me feel really sad… I feel like he was maybe neglected as a child. That mess of a house looks like learned hoarding behavior from a parent (probably), and when he talks about his teeth being really bad as a kid makes me think his parents didn't take very good care of him.

[@DanielEarl]

The man is truly an incel icon.

[@byakuranbel6994]

Woooow... A grown man cleaning his room once in his life? Such bravery! This man should be hailed as the second coming! We need to build monuments to honor him! 🙄

[@mikeharris1586]

All hail the Goblin King

[@Zephyrian1st]

Idk why i watched this, idc, Sumito youve drawn me in with that charm!

[@sunnysidesteffen8658]

I'd love to see more positive content in your vids :)

[@SophieTheFish77]

I’m cool getting my news from a guy in a pizza costume as long as your room is clean.

[@PhilippKlinkner]

Not gonna lie. I didn‘t pick the best video to watch while eating.

[@CulturallyLost]

I want positive Sumito content, I would love another cooking video

[@TheRedHorseman1208]

15:25 Wow this last line was really beautiful Mr. Pizza Man!

[@TalkingDullahan]

Even if you think you have you discuss negative things for clicks and views, when you end with messaging like this 15:19 I think you're able to give these topics a positive spin. That's why I sub, that's why I'll always click on whatever you post. I'm it for the long haul, love your stuff!

[@rangergreen1935]

I don't mind that he lives like that because it's not my room. He's also not a role model.

[@MineKynoMine]

Ah yes the champion of nurgle

[@thebluegremlin]

we will never win against this PoS of society. People will still watch him regardless

[@Klonkus]

You're gonna do nothing about it too