Asmongold LOSES IT while watching "Harry Potter with Guns"

[@Norsy]

The philosopher's scope The bullet chamber of secrets The prisoner of az-Kablam The goblet of misfire (cedric didn't properly maintain his firearm) The order of the phoenix 9mm The half clip prince The deathly hollowpoints The deathly hollowpoints part 2: reloaded

[@KeeganRusz]

Halfclip prince 💀💀😭

[@vitortrevisan336]

LMAO it hurt my belly of how much I laughed at your comment man

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

This fucking got me good

[@hectphil]

The 9mm of the Phoenix

[@AstonJay]

This would have been so much better!😄

[@hal1385]

That first scene makes Dumbledore look like a psychopath, just walking down the street and blasting street lamps with his pistol. I love it.

[@irgendeinname9256]

Just a regular tweaker

[@B3RyL]

He's probably on crack

[@TDPlague]

Sanest homeless man

[@TheBlackYoshie]

He's just a Vietnam vet having some trauma, pretty normal old-timer antics

[@aliastheabnormal]

At least it wasn't Homer Simpson.

[@kira-dk2mx]

Hermoine executing Nevile to maintain their cover is hilarious.

[@alexanderbobylev4811]

Nevile was never seen again.

[@alvianekka80]

Hermione: "Good, that's one less loose end"

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

Nevile got smoked 🔫

[@MortEfy1234]

@@alvianekka80wizard-06 requesting into holding pattern

[@user-dm2hr3qk9l]

Neuville isn't relevant anyways

[@zenithreplays9926]

Severious Snape: "You dare use my own shells against me Potter?"

[@Whocares158]

🤣

[@k.2167]

imagine if Ron pulled out a shot gun when he told malfoy to *"EAT SLUGS!"*

[@MereImitation]

Buckshot the hippogriff The Fire Bolt Action broom Mr. Weasley’s flying carbine The Invisibility Choke Professor Dumble*bore* (alternatively you can also go with Gryffin*bore* House) Tom Riddle (you don’t even need to change this one) The parody practically writes itself

[@Michael-uc2pn]

​@@MereImitation Tommy Riddled

[@josh_miester_x511]

​@@k.2167*it backfires and kills Ron*

[@Kastellium]

Hagrid: "You are an American Harry" hands him a 9mm

[@aleksandarsavevski377]

Nah an AR 15 better

[@FishingParrot]

Glockwarts Legacy

[@asmerX100]

if harry potter's franchise was american:

[@aesthetics8230]

*HERESY INFRON OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JOHN MOSES BROWNING. GIVE HIM A 1911 IN 45. ACP*

[@trixus4768]

.45 ACP

[@VenomtheOne]

Harry Potter and the Second Amendment

[@firebankz]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@odond36]

Harry Potter and the chamber of Bullets

[@xuncledaddy4377]

Harry Potter and the chamber is loaded

[@makoto_0]

based on true story

[@Yepitsmedude]

@@odond36 BRO 😂

[@kellyfulmen6046]

_"Dobby is free!"_ *_[Concerning click of sudden safety removal.]_* _"Master gave Dobby a glock!"_

[@mahbuddykeith1124]

Glocks have no external safety

[@6Mar99]

Should have been a 1911, not a glock lol

[@kellyfulmen6046]

@@mahbuddykeith1124 _Well, they should._

[@Narshe311]

@@6Mar99 glock rhymes with sock weirdo

[@Mierigz]

@@mahbuddykeith1124 american ahh comment, why tf u know that bruv

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

“You need earplugs, Harry” “I’m what?”

[@rachelgonzalez8051]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GotGoodStuff]

“A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY”

[@fpsserbia6570]

@@GotGoodStuff " FUCKING AMERICAN HARRY "

[@WhoIsOlton]

the balance between absolutely disturbing and knee slapping hilarity is perfect. 10/10 shots in the air.

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

Welcome harry, to buy a gun alley

[@tylersoto7465]

Lol this is what happens when you allow a wizarding school to open up in Texas lol

[@_Umbrael_]

@@tylersoto7465 As a Texan, can confirm.

[@driftingwolf0]

Surprisingly way safer than actual Hogwarts.

[@mariothane8754]

@@tylersoto7465Now that’s a movie I would line up to watch.

[@HittingBandy]

I love how Hermoine is just a menace with a gun...

[@bombomos]

She's muggleborn so she's got the skills in her blood

[@Afdch]

Biblically accurate

[@Viroh]

Hope she'd do me too

[@filipvadas7602]

Its pretty in character tbh

[@xkidgey]

Neville, I'm really really sorry about this _blam_

[@ThatsMySkill]

as a kid i always found it weird that voldemort didnt just get a gun and shot harry. like yeah hes the boy who survived but i doubt the boy who survived is gonna survive a 9mm to the dome KKonaW

[@ceshmate1953]

You think a racist wizard would use muggle weapons ?

[@kawkasaurous]

Missed the whole as a kid part. Really adds context

[@adlilzafri2322]

KKwhat?

[@ThatsMySkill]

@@ceshmate1953 if it gets the job done, why not?

[@bhirawamaylana466]

@@ceshmate1953 they should be coz I doubt even Wizard can survive nuclear weapon.

[@carscollection17carsgaming16]

0:11 yes my favourite thing Dumbledore shooting Street lamps

[@GladioInanis]

"You're a Texan Harry" - Hagrid

[@LoneWolf_432]

Yeehaw damn right

[@installshieldwizard3017]

10 points to Republindor

[@VanessaSGamingParadise]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@wildhunt6350]

7 Hells

[@remnant24]

Thank you for specifying it's Hagrid, for those who couldn't connect the dots from the obvious reference.

[@trailmixvids]

This isn't just a small video by the way. They did the entire movie and it's fantastic

[@JDRK87]

I still do have it on my HDD :D

[@tedlessthan3]

“They” Man I hate how everyone loves this but no one knows who made it. Russ Stephan spent so much time on this project lol

[@trailmixvids]

@@tedlessthan3 I mean I DO know who made it, but it's way easier to just use a neutral term to get the point across because the point of my message was to discuss the fact that it was an entire film, not the people who made it

[@Banana_boat]

Where can we find the full movie?

[@iAmJoshC]

@@Banana_boat good question , I’d like to know that as well

[@gaijinkuri684]

I mean, the death spell is pretty much just a voice activated gun.

[@pranayravi9449]

Death spell to the knee is very different from a bullet to the knee.

[@benjaminhartsock3281]

@@pranayravi9449 Yeah, one kills you painlessly.

[@catswellthecat7855]

Except using a gun on a baby at point blank would’ve worked better than the death spell apparently

[@emanuelperez3595]

Bullets are faster than words. Im not sure if wizard have super reflexes but i doubt they would see a bullet. 🤔 This need more science research man

[@rumpelstiltskin6150]

​@@emanuelperez3595 Now imagine someone drinking Felix Felicis before a gunfight.

[@nickcara97]

0:59 nicest American stepdad

[@kennethclark4599]

The fact this is an actual full made film.

[@d4s0n282]

WAIT IT IS? LMAOOO

[@Fluctlight15]

@@d4s0n282 Yeah, its on HBO bro

[@TheIrysVyrus]

@@d4s0n282 oh yeah there's a lot of fan made edits out there like this, that's completely full on movies, I think I remember seeing the full movie of this on a reddit forum years ago

[@mech0p]

@@d4s0n282 its on odysee

[@ExceedProduction]

Shoutout to coldmirror's parodies. Still cite them to this day.

[@Gredran]

My favorite part about this is how Vernon is literally threatening Harry’s life with a literal gun, and still adds in that he’s not gonna have meals for a week.

[@ogfuzzy8631]

Technically the truth

[@insensitive919]

"I will watch as you starve to death, or I could shoot you now" Gun Vernon is actually better than the film version, starvation is kinda rough.

[@oxboll19]

"Any funny business, any at all, and you'll be eating lead for a week" ~ Vernon Dursley, probably

[@glinkler1422]

I always found it funny how the Wizarding World of Harry Potter was so convinced that they could simply conquer the muggles. Yet they didn’t know the function of rubber duck. I’d like to see them understand the function of AH-64 Apache helicopter.

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

I really wish there was an american equivalent wizarding school that uses caster guns like outlaw star instead of wands.

[@mike7546]

Bruh, its easy to dispatch an apache helicopter with magic, just throw it some avada kddavra and the pilot is dead

[@jacthing1]

​@@mike7546 would it even go through the glass?

[@mike7546]

@jacthing1 if it doesnt then it would probably destroy the glass, avada kedavra does seem to break objects. If the killing spell is too hard to use, since it does work depending on the user's will, a simpler magic like transfiguration (something everyone in hogwarts knows to do). Transfiguring the propeller blades to wood or even bubbles would probably instantly destroy a chopper. Plus if the ministry and the magic world really wanted to destroy human governments, i bet they could do it easily, after all dementors can only be stopped by a patronus charm

[@tyranidswarmlord9722]

Or artillary, nukes even. Grindelwald's Protego Diabolica is the largest AoE effecting spell and it wouldve taken hours to burn down Paris. Even 1942 nukes would be nigh instant.

[@chris-hayes]

1:28 the guy almost dropping the nunchunks is deeply underated.

[@JSmellerM]

Alohomora is lowkey the best part. You can even steal this without the use of guns. Imagine kicking a door in and shouting 'Alohomora' first.

[@edgarazevedo1306]

"Alohomora, Muthafucker!"🦵

[@insensitive919]

"Dammit Carl, read another book"

[@cooking4fun2011]

@@edgarazevedo1306 Samuel L. Jackson must approve.

[@drivewaystar6485]

I want to do this now

[@i_like_Peanuts]

Alohomora Daya!

[@StatikV87]

I lost it the first time I saw it too. Laughed out loud when Hermione goes, "Neville, I'm really really sorry about this...," then pulls a pistol and blows him away. Then Ron is like, "You're a little scary sometimes." lol 🤣

[@alexanderlow919]

And that's how Ron met his future wife

[@marcorizzoni9766]

@@alexanderlow919 A shotgun wedding for sure 😂.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

*was kidnapped by his future wife.

[@insensitive919]

Thanks sssniperwolf 😁

[@Vampire-Catgirl]

Thank you for summerising, otherwise we'd have no idea which scene where Hermoine kills Neville you were referring to

[@Alticroo]

"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this" has the same energy as "look at the flowers"

[@Arch-13609]

Dobby: master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is THUG

[@SpartanRamen]

Damn Hermione taught Neville a Smith & Lesson

[@dragosudrea6533]

Underrated comment 👌

[@tacitozetticci9308]

I don't man ... the point of a lesson is supposed to be that you're gonna remember it.

[@mr.husbandoeu7254]

@@tacitozetticci9308 Take it to heart and it will be a lesson you'll never forget

[@Dalpima]

Hahahaha

[@krashd]

@@tacitozetticci9308 If you never make the same mistake again then you've remembered the lesson.

[@USMC-Goforth]

Potter when Voldemort rolls up" Ain't no secrets in this chamber bitch"

[@johnnorris5675]

"The only things in this chamber are bullets with your name."

[@Yusabich]

Underrated comment

[@Chris349]

I always wondered in the Harry Potter world what would be more deadly: a muggle with a gun or a wizard? The thing about guns is that the bullets move faster than a wizard would be able to think or react to. So if the muggle had the element of surprise he would likely win.

[@morbidmordred5684]

Most likely. It ultimately depends on both parties. Someone who has never fired a gun before might have trouble with a skilled wizard. But a military trained sniper would take out pretty much anyone before they could react.

[@HellsRaven4444]

JK Rowling actually answered that a long time ago, stating that a man wth a shotgun can generally shoot much faster than a wizard can cast a spell

[@Afanofbeginning]

yes but expelliarmus and lot of other spells could beat a gun given enough time to cast

[@whitygoose]

​@@tiborklein5349i will definitely learn wind magic for laundry.

[@camoking3609]

​@@HellsRaven4444what's even funnier is that Voldamort's motivation is basically "wizards and witches are superior to humans, we should rule them and kill anyone who disagrees" Now I wanna see the AU where Voldamort completely conquers the magic world, takes his invasion to the human world and get destroyed by like the navy seals or something

[@zzginigzz]

1:39 ok that killed me

[@michaelfranks2844]

You go far enough back in time and this would still be seen as magic

[@Alizudo]

I prefer napalm

[@ManicObsevations]

To some I still is. Like imagine living on an island and seeing this Giant loud bird, that then lands, and out pops these, things. And then after you deal with them you find all this weird stuff, and a funny stick. But the stick makes a l o u d sound and launches something. Reallllly hard. And it h u r t s

[@Oxley016]

Magic is just science that can't be explained yet.

[@guifdcanalli]

​@@Oxley016more like magic is any phenomenon science cannot explain yet

[@RobertMorgan]

The movie Sucker Punch illustrated that well, what it would be like to have modern M4 machineguns in WW1. An MP5 would be great for trench warfare against bolt action infantry rifles.

[@dustys5512]

Ah yes, the old levitating a feather by shooting it into the air with bullets trick. Done that one a few times myself. 🙂

[@Necro-the-Pyro]

usually the feathers are already in the air when you shoot them...

[@Sifter2K]

At what point did the feather die though? Coz that's alot of bullets.

[@jaxjax2011]

​@@Sifter2Kbullets dont hit the feather, they create a low pressure zone behind them and pull the feather into the space where the bullet travelled as long as its nearby. This mostly pulls the feather to the side, but that movement creates a lifting force which also pushes them up. At least, I'd assume this is how it works. I've never shot feathers before.

[@Ratzmoonmopes]

This was my favorite part. Devil May Cry enemy juggling with Ebony and Ivory

[@drahunter213]

The gun pointing at Harry’s head by his uncle was hilarious lol

[@joe125ful]

Yeah:):)

[@MrMegaDanila]

now... if theres ANY funny business.....

[@Stiegelzeine]

But also kinda weird since they’re Europeans and not Americans (or wizards according to the fake version of the British)

[@Whocares158]

Oh hush up it's supposed to be funny. 😂

[@barbarafisher1517]

“You’re a shooter Harry”

[@c.i.a6519]

"Remember, Switching between your wand and your guns is much faster than casting a spell " Dark Arts Professor ~John Price~

[@tripptank]

"Wingardian..." BANG*

[@dieterdohlen6386]

@@tripptank wingardium you Murican :D

[@walkingmemetichazard]

Honestly, some random wizard dual-wielding a gun and a wand sounds metal af. They lock streams in a duel and they just pull a General Grievous and pull out their pistol.

[@dum5247]

For the record, Gaz said that

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Imagine guns but with magical enhancements. Wizarding America must be wild.

[@Dr.UldenWascht]

* Blowing away gun-smoke from the barrel * Dumbledore responded calmly.

[@EldenRingplayer407]

Movie version: “HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR TAG IN THE GOBLET OF MISFIRE!?!” Dumbledore runs up to Harry and points a 0.357 Magnus at Harry’s head. “Didja ask one o’va other students to do it for ya!?”

[@imorangejuice3592]

I actually was so hyped when this came out that I actually downloaded it 2 hours after it came out. so I have the entire movie of harry potter with guns. and its amazing. the whole 2 hours and 31 minutes of this movie having guns instead of magic its so amazing

[@Kazu-don]

may i knoiw where to download it?

[@brofist6482]

Can u reupload it?

[@wingzzzzy]

it's kinda funny that it was to battle gun violence in movies but it made me love guns more

[@anthonyzullo]

@@wingzzzzy isn't fucked up how that shit works lmao its like growing up with D.A.R.E. just to sell t shirts of D.A.R.E. memes

[@wingzzzzy]

@@anthonyzullo I don't think so as gun violence is always becouse people are violent and not becouse guns kill people , people kill people.

[@lucasv2035]

0:14 he sounds like killer from one piece lmao

[@Mxylearnstoedit]

American Harry Potter 😅

[@Zaque-TV]

The funniest part for me was Voldemort almost dropping the nunchucks 🤣

[@alvianekka80]

I thought Harry is going to pull out a gun, like in that that Indiana Jones movie where Indi is facing a swordman.

[@Ethan-wr2os]

@@alvianekka80 Damn lol that's a good callback

[@k90v85]

thats not voldemort is it?

[@Makjaoiuewhxkjs]

It's Quireldemort

[@Zaque-TV]

​@k90v85 yeah its barely alive voldemort in the dark forest

[@CChissel]

It should be renamed, Harry Potter and the field trip to America.

[@Crit-Chance]

Dirty Harry and the Chamber of Six Shots

[@matthewmosier8439]

They aren't good enough shots. My buddy's kids could outshoot them :)

[@ryantay9642]

Harry Potter and the Second Amendment.

[@anthonyluna352]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's shotgun

[@alvinderama3196]

Dirty Harry and the 6 chamber Magnum!

[@GyroZeppel]

Lol the headshot on Neville while hermione is apologizing had me dying 😂

[@nInOwarrior0312]

Zero hesitation 😂

[@TheStickman234]

**bap** on the head.

[@violentpursuit]

Gotta love the blood splatter added in

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Well She sayed at least sorry

[@Rubenz343]

"Nothing personal, kid"

[@yunamoonlight1015]

I watched it with my friends. Long story short, I was the only one who had a great time. My friends thought it was underwhelming because it was just regular Harry Potter but with guns edited in. Like, what did they expect?!?! A completely new movie? Creating this as is must have been a lot of work already!

[@selectivepontification8766]

Honestly I found it underwhelming too, not necessarily because they did a bad job on it but rather because Philosopher's Stone is such a slow-paced movie and the gun edits are so few and far between that you just zone out after a while of nothing happening, so I prefer the short version for condensing the essence of it into a few minutes. Yes, there are a couple of great moments that aren't in the video but once you've seen this vid you're not really missing much

[@cgmaster2]

Honestly the slow pacing is what made it so funny for us. It's best to watch it with friends who like the movies or were planning to watch them all anyways like a marathon. There's enough time between the edits that sometimes you forget there are changes as your just enjoying the movie and then blam Hermione fucking caps Neville with a revolver and everyone loses it.

[@NitroZx3]

I'm not really a harry potter person, but even if i were, this would probably get old pretty quick. It'll be funny for like the first 20 minutes but at some point, you'll just be watching the movie

[@AnonningAnon]

Your friends need weed in their life lmao

[@Slimurgical]

When I saw this, the Neville scene fucking killed me. Just the juxtaposition between him meekly raising his fists and saying he'll "fight her" and her just pulling out a 9mm and killing him outright in response is too much. EDIT: You fucking pervs xD

[@toper997]

It wasnt a 9mm. Stop trying to sound like you know shit about guns lol

[@MayfWasHere]

Phrasing

[@peteryocum]

@@MayfWasHere I didn't even realize there was a non pervy way to read that

[@Fourtailed98]

got here too late

[@mikeexits]

I'm so confused. Was "killing him outright" originally worded as "blowing him" or something? Like what?

[@meteorseven3]

when you realize voldemort could've turned this 7 book novel series into a 3 paragraph essay....

[@OrenjiArms]

"so anyway i started blasting"

[@manbeard8678]

lol

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

I can imagine Voldemort pull up with AK-47, and start blasting.

[@AllHailMe12431]

Voldemort was too fixated on using the Unforgivable Nun-chucks. In the end, that turned out to be his downfall.

[@verifeli]

@@usernamealreadytaken9330 Avada-Kedavra-47 goes brrr .

[@classact9557]

Wood getting blasted off his broom with the double-barrel was what got me rolling

[@Whocares158]

"You're a Gunslinger, Harry."

[@joelyjowell3]

1:46 when she puts the gun away 😂

[@MattyMatthew-m4o]

Friendly reminder that in the books it is said that Sirius Black killed a bunch of Death Eaters with a "loud metal wand" that went "bang" Sirius pulled a fuckin' gun on em. Yes, this is canon.

[@Konpekikaminari]

I almost perfectly remember the line in the book going: "rumours have it that he is carrying a gun (a sort of metal wand Muggles use to kill each other)" Granted, this is a re-translation, but I can support this comment

[@voldemort008]

The Daily Prophet claimed he was carrying a "fire-leg", aka a gun, in book 3 after his escape from Azkaban, but it was definitely never stated that he used it to kill anyone, never mind a bunch of death eaters two books later.

[@MrSailing101]

Ok folks, here's what you are misremembering. After Sirius escaped, the ministry let their muggle counterparts know that a "dangerous dark wizard" was on the loose, and to tell the public to be on the lookout, but to be warned he has a gun. Sirius does not actually have a gun, the muggles who aren't cleared to know the truth just believe he has one.

[@thisdude9363]

​@@MrSailing101If any wizard would be willing to try using one, it would have been Sirius. Its kind of funny how muggle technology is actually better than a lot of its magical counterparts but Wizards just keep doing stuff the old way out of pride.

[@MolGaeilge]

Sirius Strapped

[@opo3628]

Hermoine shooting Neville dead...you see it coming from a mile away and it still absolutely *SLAYS* you. 🤣

[@Strolledhalo977]

1:24 are those gun chucks

[@RandomGuy-gp4qz]

“You’re American, harry.”

[@Whocares158]

"I'm a what?"

[@gamerx3071]

I'm a twat?

[@Wraith96518]

An American and a thumping fat one i'd say @@Whocares158

[@gregbrown8881]

OMG that was way more hilarious than I expected. The part when Harry's on the train just shooting bullets into the air is such a mood.

[@ShatteredF1re7733]

I was digging for this comment. Harry hanging out of the train firing his gun into the air is pure bliss.

[@Azeltirish]

0:37 nice Wizard Eagle

[@MyWatchIsEnded]

For anyone who thinks that guns aren't a threat to wizards just remember the original owner of the elder wand had his throat cut with a knife lol..

[@Whocares158]

That is true. Wizards may be powerful but they are still Human.

[@akumasstorytime3910]

He was still asleep when that happened. The only thing protego can't stop is the killing curse, so bullets aren't exactly going to do much.

[@MemoristCed]

@@akumasstorytime3910 The funny thing about shots is that, at sufficient range, you only hear them AFTER it's too late.

[@akumasstorytime3910]

@@MemoristCed wizards can also teleport within milliseconds.

[@Jeca_Tatu]

0:46 Dis Nuts 🤣

[@Azrael-GC]

That voldemort with the nuncucks part killed me 🤣

[@Zaque-TV]

He almost dropped them like in real life 🤣🤣🤣

[@apieceoftrash8305]

2:03 THE WHAT GAVE HIM THE GUN💀

[@albingrahn5576]

"and he just gave him the gun"

[@khylerbane4523]

Harry Potter and the Second Amendment.

[@malachiw392]

1:28 death eater in flash gordons voice: I wouldn't wanna fight me neither!

[@johnnylams3948]

0:59 laughing hard here.

[@JTruong3rd]

I'm surprised they never thought about making magical items out of guns.

[@DyonisX]

Make guns out of magical items

[@NneonNTJ]

Because Hogwarts is in the UK, not the US

[@Liwet.]

The video game Arcanum explored this concept. Someone who became more adept at magic would break the laws of physics around them. You could probably do some fun magical stuff if you negated friction but then how would you operate a gun?

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

I wished there was guns with magic power for people who couldn't learn magic or muggle

[@Yamidoragon]

Isn’t it canon that there is a whole ministry checking for items from outside the wizarding world being imbued with magic? The one that employs Ron’s dad or something

[@owarida6241]

-The Philosopher's Aim. -The Chamber of Barret. -The Prisoner of Alcatraz. -The Goblet of Beer. -The Order of the Texan. -The Halfblack American. (Don't cancel me 💀) -The Deathly Caliber.

[@BruhTNT4258]

Sirius isn’t half Black, he’s Black!

[@winster32]

1:19 The *cool* after shooting is always so hilarious.

[@JiandiP]

Haha, big synchronicity here. Last week, I tried to get Chat GPT to write me a short story of how Dumbledore kept a gun in his desk because he secretly distrusts wands. It initially wouldn't. I said suppose it was for altruistic reasons. It then told how Dubledore kept a gun to protect the school from a villan impervious to magic. I laughed picturing the high hour with Dubledoor pulling it from his desk, cocking it back, saying, "No more fucking around."

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

Basically you said "Dear robot you wouldn't understand, it's for scientific purposes for the good of humanity. There are dying people out there who need to know."

[@abhisheklama1393]

But man, a villain who is impervious to magic would’ve been cool af

[@undeadhydra238]

@@abhisheklama1393 an american would be a good example of a villain impervious to magic

[@yomommashaus]

lol they go to arrest him and he quickdraws and guns them all down cowboy style

[@Mataus]

I wish I could have at least 1% of Asmon's enjoyment

[@freakshow7122]

It's easy. Just don't use social media and that's it.

[@mauree1618]

maybe 1% of his money would help with that, lol.

[@burr69]

@@mauree1618 If you were rich you’d still be miserable 🤭🤭🤭

[@swordre5805]

Or become a youtuber

[@digitalhouse6969]

@@mauree1618 it's not about the money it's about appreciating what you have or else no will ever be happy

[@krox477]

"You're a gangster Harry" 0:36 😂😂😂

[@quenking2241]

I just wanted to say "If Harry Potter played in the US" but then I saw the flag at 2:12

[@eliasheydari8434]

0:47 at this legendary moment look at the face of that dude with shot gun🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazzscorner4176]

This time stamp is amazing, spam clicking it brings me endless joy

[@dsouthmonster]

I shouldn't be out of breath from laughing at someone being shot out of the air mid quidditch game but here I am.

[@dooglec8586]

“Dirty-Harry Potter”. You feel lucky Voldemort.

[@filipvadas7602]

This video is absolutely legendary. The editing is so GOOD! The American flag at 2:10 is just the cherry on top.

[@thecompanioncube4211]

Didn't notice that one before. What an amazing attention to detail

[@waltlock8805]

This had me in stitches. Seriously though, this is why muggles and wizards can't mix in the stories. One SAS sniper could've ended Voldemort's Wizarding War pretty quickly... Probably a big reason why Fantastic Beasts didn't do as well as expected.

[@megaman37456]

Keep in mind Voldemort had a grand total of 7 1-ups in his back pocket. No amount of gunfire would kill him entirely.

[@LoremasterYnTaris]

@@megaman37456 Just need an 8-round magazine...

[@electricant55]

@@LoremasterYnTaris That's not how it works...

[@shadowpup3016]

Okay so keep killing him over and over again from dozens of miles away where only a scope could even hope to see the sniper and make sure to get all the followers so he can’t get a new body and just in case launch a smear campaign against him

[@megaman37456]

@@shadowpup3016 That wouldn't work either, first off Voldemorts Horcruxes aren't a 1 time use, as long as they exist he cannot be killed. The Horcruxes can only be destroyed by extremely niche magical means, so guns wouldn't help you there. As for killing his followers, he has hundreds of thousands, you'd be dead before you made a dent in their numbers. As for stopping people from getting him a new body, that won't work either as Voldemort when his body is destroyed is able to survive as a Ghostly apparition, thus being able to talk more people onto his side if need be.

[@Somerandomguy524]

Admitedly, there would likely be spells that make you immune to physical damage which would make firearms useless, the work around would be to maybe enchant weapons that shoot magic bullets? I dont know, maybe you can make it so that rather than enchanting firearms you have to enchant individual bullets which would make it a pain in the ass and therefore less OP.

[@SupremeDouchebaggery]

That's why you Glock the wizard before they throw up that protego, else they're gonna need a kevlaro

[@danello9091]

You can't cast a spell faster than a bullet reaches your skull if you need to incantate it first

[@Somerandomguy524]

@@danello9091 Not all magic systems need incantations, i cant remember the specifics of the magic in the Harry Potter world, but in a more general magic world there are likely ways around this, like divination spells which usually focus on information collection and awareness, if you have a magic world with fire arms, magic will likely adapt to that scenario, also, an ambush gives you a huge advantage regardless of the weapon you are using, that is not specific to firearms, in a lot of fantasy worlds mages tend to be targets of assesination, specially during wars.

[@ArcanistBlack]

Yeah its so simple just enchant bullets to do physical and magical damage.

[@redbard4300]

The problem is that it's never brought up in the books, so we can only guess that there's probably some kind of counter for guns, even if they made it for muskets or something since wizards don't really keep up with tech development.

[@PhluppeHimself]

"Did you shoot your glock at the goblet of autofire?" Dumbledore asked calmly

[@JonteNitak]

When Neville got shot i lost my shit. I was burst out laughing on the floor 😂 it was unexpected 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nazareadain]

Happy to see others enjoying certified hood classics like this one.

[@taylorpack7705]

Dude uncle Vernon holding the gun to Harry had me dying

[@Arnabit]

Hagrid: you're in Wizconsin, Harry

[@patfarabee1862]

To be fair, that is basically what they did in the series, pass out deadly weapons to children for use in their schoolwork.

[@dLzzzgaming]

No, not really

[@truckerwolf8369]

I’d pay money for the whole series of movies to be redone like this

[@honkhonk9089]

The whole first movie is redone like this, you can find it pretty easily if you search online

[@GodSlayerOblivion]

"Your a Gangster, Harry"

[@GodSlayerOblivion]

Idk if someone already comment this here.... But I had to be sure it was said lol

[@kartgal]

Omg when hermione twirls the pistol after shooting Neville

[@konnen7354]

Bro that Quidditch match got personal *real* quick 👀

[@xValeTatt]

1:40 💀

[@reinaldotorres5844]

This gives defence against the dark arts a whole new meaning.

[@HyperformA1]

When she shot Nevill I heard in my head "That's one less loose end."

[@Thailux]

"If Harry Potter was American" is always so funny! 😂

[@Rosales3269]

Ok, *NOW* I'm willing to watch Harry Potter.

[@kane322]

Harry Potter but it’s in the US instead of the UK

[@dannys6871]

everyone is dangerously overweight and the grand bathroom is Gender Neutral. everyone identifies as Toasters and F-150's

[@Pundit2k]

HIGHLY underrated comment.

[@Lupain]

Thats why there is an USA flag at the end😃

[@Vebjorn1995]

When every single spell becomes "Avada Kedavra" 😂

[@LoveHandle4890]

“You’re American Harry.”

[@FlippyFlipperton]

I would go to the theatre and pay money to watch this edit.

[@kuronaialtani]

Okay the quidditch shotgun is the hardest I've laughed in a good couple weeks Edit: and it immediately gets beaten by the Neville bit

[@jonboy4329]

You can still find the whole movie on the high seas

[@DALEKCHANNELYT]

Funny thing about this is that i was told that the same person apparently remade the entire first film with guns, and this was the trailer for it

[@IlIDOOMGUYIlI]

I loved the part when Hermione just went full trigger happy and said "Say hello to my little friend." Sends shiver down my spine.

[@mr.OMnistAR]

0:01 you're a wizard Harry ❎ You're a American Harry ✔

[@khylerbane4523]

Imagine if we got a muggle born wizard character or a person who was a wizard but raised by the muggle side of the family like Harry was, only in America. But due to being a registered citizen in the muggle world, he and his muggle brother were drafted to fight in Vietnam. Picture if you will; having the ability to not only survive but win the Vietnam war and not being able to use *any* of it, regardless of circumstance… In the tunnels, imprisonment at the Hanoi Hilton, Ka San, even the Fall of Saigon. He’d survive but with battle scars, the knowledge of how outmatched the Wizard world is, endless war stories to build a franchise off of, and enough ptsd that his therapist could write a bestselling book on. That’s basically what this boils down to. Only escaping the country by use of magic and the Vietnam wizard world. Along with winning a court case for use of magic near muggles (the Vietcong) by looking like the aftermath of a war zone, it being self-defense, and putting the entire wizard community in its place by telling them the truth about muggles and how wizards are no longer the top dogs. Not only that, but following all this he openly uses Voldemorts name without fear or worry because “nothing he does can compare to what I’ve seen.” As well as spend the following decades stocking up on guns, amo, and military hardware inside the Wizard school for the inevitable war with Voldemort and his armies. He later became head of Muggle studies at the main wizarding school in the US. Think Skinner from Simpsons with his Vietnam flashbacks. And during the war Voldemort began in the 90s, he used both magic and wizarding stuff along with guns and guerrilla warfare to cut down the deatheater army like a magical Rambo. So much so and to such an effect the Deatheaters were convinced that there was an entire army of hims numbering in the hundreds when there was just *one* of him and later joined 20 other people… 30 other people at the absolute most… all of whom were people he trained. Or instead of making a flying car, it's a flying truck or train covered in armored plating and used as an air-attack vessel. And making "body armor" with magic like the Wiesly twins I believe did. Etc. etc. That would be quite the story. Maybe have him meet and befriend a wizard from England of the same background as him, but whose parents were in the Mi6 and is following in there footsteps and joining Mi6. Along with the Americans’ brother stying in the military as a career becoming a Chief of Staff. Together, the trio bring down the US Deatheater cultists, and sweep up the remains after Harry defeats Voldemort. They could create this secret organization that ensures the Wizards and Humans stay apart, and ignorant of each other. Bring in similar and like minded individuals from both worlds that are aware of these two worlds from both sides of the Iorn Curtain (this is the Cold War, remember). So secretive and so effective, not even NSA, CIA, KGB/FSB, Mi6, Wizard Councils, Azkaban, the “authorities” of the greater wizard world, etc. know they exist. A secret group waging a secret underground war in the Wizard World. With a change that the US, Canada, Russia, China, and other large nations have multiple wizard schools around the country(I swear to god, JK has *no* idea just how *big* some countries are)… and them becoming strongholds when Voldemort starts having loyalists infuriate the schools and then starts the war. It could play out as an *actual* war. Bases, strategizes, skirmishes, Sieges, defensive battles, black ops missions, etc. Combining real world with the wizard war to get the advantage, maybe use that as an explanation as to why this *supposedly* world wide event was won outside of killing the leader and inner circle at Hogwarts. Now imagine a conversation between him and Arthur Weasley. A wizard who has more firsthand experience with the muggle world than most muggle norms will have in a lifetime meeting a man obsessed and fascinated with the Muggle world but has zero experience with it. They could call this “Wizard Guard” or “Mage Guard” or “Mag Guard” or something and BOOM; new series made. There you go Rowling… free real estate for your IP.

[@hkoizumi3134]

I mean that's basically what they are. In the Hogwarts Legacy, they accidentally made the positive claim of concealed carry. A part where the henchmen appears in the pub trying to cause trouble and suddenly every patrons stood up and took out their wands. The henchmen were basically outgunned. It was one of the most peaceful surrender. Proving that arming the populace can bring peace.

[@JGD714]

Curiously enough if you go to the website of this trailer it's full of anti-gun BS.

[@Amainville93]

The difference there is that all those folks in the pub were at least trained for multiple years on how to work their magic so they won’t be a menace to the populace. Some parts of the US you’re allowed to own and handle a gun in public without training.

[@ForgedinPrint]

@@Amainville93 I think the sheer quantity of guns was what would cause someone to not open fire in that case, not the fact they were all trained. In fact one person wouldn't know that even the majority of them were trained for years, just that they had wands and were willing to fight.

[@taverashugo]

I just spit my tea with the Neville part hahaha

[@christopherb.9472]

This parody is awesome, it's been a while since I laughed this hard! Good times people.

[@starmaker9804]

“Harry have you mark your seal in there!” *Dumbledore loads his gun calmly*