This quiz will END my career

[@zeroremorse24x7]

Only Asmon could say "When it comes to objectifying women, I am the expert" and maintain the moral high ground

[@QMS9224]

Well see now, here’s the thing. Ok, you have to understand, it’s not about what I said. It’s about what I didn’t say. If I said winners win and losers lose, at the end of the day that’s a true fact. So if I’m right about that, there’s a good chance I’m right about this too. But at the end of the day it doesn’t even fucking matter, it is what it is” - Asmon, probably

[@Leo007619]

Yeah, cause there's nothing bad in objectifying women.

[@formdusktilldeath]

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

[@vexial12]

@@QMS9224too long not reading your essay of cope

[@sraitama9412]

@@Leo007619 What ,,objectifying '' means? Body is an object? What I can do with my nature as an man, that is going after female becasue of her biology ( what means she can give me kids ect. ), like it's natural for men, women does this to, but to lesser excent becasue of their different prioritis in choosing parnter )

[@cleiru7859]

With these kinds of editors, who needs enemies?

[@milkyykittyy]

emojis have me dying lmfao

[@Slipknot5479]

Is your editor even good if you can trust him? -Dallas Young

[@abra4662]

@@milkyykittyy of cringe I know is cringe say cringe fuck

[@MichaelDavins-id7vx]

Let him cook

[@OmniVenom]

This needs to become a series

[@fifthofascalante7311]

I second that

[@Mr.man712]

Third this!

[@PhilipAlexanderHassialis]

Yeap, along with HC deaths reaction, its the best content I 've seen from Asmon since FF14s initial impressions and Barny/Pint reactions.

[@idleeidolon]

Working as asmon's editor is like getting paid by a millionaire to throw shit at them.

[@janterri3539]

Xqc’s editor too 😂

[@leonardolopes6360]

@idleeidolon its pretty much the middle ages jester lifestyle

[@LaymensLament]

true, the editors represent the common folk this way

[@420homelands]

At least Amber Heard has the decency to just leave a shit under the covers in the bed or a floater in the pool.. Throwing turds is for amateurs

[@mp1335]

Including t33th. 1:22

[@MrWhiteRabbitt]

You know what's wild about the Editors VS Asmon thing? I like them both even more.

[@radiantveggies9348]

Andrew Tate growing on me too

[@JYinferno684]

⁠@@radiantveggies9348 in*

[@wootwoot5414]

How is it wild. They are both doing their jobs right aka not taking themselves too srsly

[@ytToxicDreams]

More of this. Top quality content

[@champboehm7863]

this man is a legend who is making these.

[@andrewb431]

​@gharnsnatch4088no somebody else does them

[@SentinalSlice]

@gharnsnatch4088man. That Ai is getting so good that people are getting tricked by it. 😅

[@TBPrune]

​@gharnsnatch4088Not true at all, they're fan made and the voice is just an ai voice over, it's the most common tts voice for donos

[@fenrirx481]

A fan made it

[@rokogrga43]

probably the editor of asmons channel. So he can get content

[@dv2945]

Wow he got all the McConnell questions right they truly do love each other

[@paarahful]

6:04

[@misantrope6267]

he didn't tho

[@MasterZerref]

one off

[@akshayakshay2081]

All i got from this was Mcconnel = andrew tate

[@dantereinhardt6911]

Surprisingly yes, that's what I got too.

[@spsawyer22]

I got that I know way too much about everyone involved lol I only missed 2 questions on both quizs

[@3lit3gn0m3]

I think the fact that you could safely guess 3 of them for most questions is why the quiz is fun to watch/do.

[@redcatofdeath]

That's why so many people having a meltdown over Tate was funny. Half the things he says are generic guy things regular guys say all the time.

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

Whoever makes these, you are a hero. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks lmfao

[@latt.qcd9221]

Worms don't need female worms. They're the ultimate sigmas.

[@theendgame2978]

I read this 3 times please explain

[@midnightjey]

@@theendgame2978 because worms are hermaphrodite and can self-fertilize

[@aerickmon3350]

@@theendgame2978they’re genderless

[@theendgame2978]

@@aerickmon3350 i don't get the sigma part i thought you needed money to be a sigma

[@adan1221]

@@theendgame2978Ligma

[@levivass]

I feel like the editor of this channel could make a 4 hour version of this with all his knowledge

[@mikeoakeshart3823]

The problem of Reaction Streamers is that they doesn't have Asmon's editor.

[@Darkholow]

The editors hold so much power it's kinda crazy and we love em for it!

[@luisjosp5]

We need more of these!!!!!!!!!!

[@puffatree4517]

McConnell is right 100% right about sugar

[@Scizyr]

He got that from Joe Rogan. Rogan says this all the time has been saying it for years.

[@Scizyr]

@@nickpurdy69 Yeah stuff's been known about sugar for ages and everything that comes out of Rogan's mouth is regurgitated. I'm just saying McConnell definitely quoted Rogan almost verbatim lol.

[@frankjaeger1711]

@@ScizyrWhich now makes me wonder how true this is since as we know, information being passed down through multiple people tends to get diluted to the point where the original thought/claim is completely different to what was said first. I think they do this test in some schools where the teacher will tell the student in the front something and that student has to pass down the information as best as he/she can and the next person does the same. By the time the last kid tells the class what information they were given, it’s completely different to what the teacher said. It probably is true, but I wouldn’t know where to start researching this stuff.

[@joebidenissus1975]

​@Scizyr that's literally what JR says all the time... "I'm just an idiot who tells people things that smart people tell me."

[@Scizyr]

@@joebidenissus1975 Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."

[@cattysplat]

The audience crossover between these 4 gentlemen should not be surprising for Asmongold enjoyers.

[@Zwei22]

Actually I think the context of the Andrew Tate one about cooking, was in regards to buying food. He mentions that stores sell whole cooked chicken for 5 dollars, and that's like 3 meals right there. Why cook when you get can options like that for cheap? Better to spend that time on something productive. If I remember correctly.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Could you really blame anyone for thinking it's because women though?

[@radiantveggies9348]

​@@UltimaKeyMasterexactly just like how women expect men to be providers. Nothing wrong with that

[@cattysplat]

Still important to control whats in your food, which you can't do if someone else is preparing it for you. Especially a store/restaurant who has incentive to get you addicted to high fat/sugar/salt.

[@Xialoh]

​@@cattysplatwell that's going to be true of anything I buy from a store that isn't a seed isn't it? What are you expecting me to do?

[@darkmoon2744]

@@UltimaKeyMaster He makes statements about women but hardly jokes about women. The only one i can think of that he made a joke about was that no women he sees drinks water. Which is 1 out of more than 30 jokes he made

[@Nyxesgaming]

Zack is so good he doesnt even let himself know his next move

[@Beleth420]

This is the funniest shit, i hope this continues.

[@KorosuKivy]

BONUS TIME LMAO!!

[@mickkeen2764]

Please Please Please make more of these as they made me cry laughing my ass off.

[@zmm1337]

Any stupid corny smart jokes: Asmon Female Related: Andrew Tate Flaming you: Mcconnell I'm Better & Smarter than you: Donald Trump Conspiracy/Weird Takes: Alex Jones

[@berb4413]

This is soo good i cant stop laughing XD

[@davidrenner6459]

This needs to be a weekly segment.

[@Dreamforthesky]

The last one went the hardest 😂

[@MrMelindru]

This is such a golden content, I love it 😂

[@quipsilvervr]

Oh my god, I hope you do more of these. These are great! xD

[@quizzerscotch4670]

Another banger from the editor

[@_snake__4117]

We need more of this, it's so good

[@alexmax3502]

Whoever intended this... we need more.

[@noobmasterchief4314]

Props to those who got the bonus question right.

[@Absinthexx7]

I love these videos they’re unironically my favorite content rn

[@DJ-wl5qo]

7:00 well you can’t fault the man for his honesty

[@choyversusgaming5461]

6:07 I’m am CRYINGGGGG

[@NoxTM]

5:03 that's actually true, though. That happened after Eisenhower's Heart Attack. Watch the movie "That Sugar Film".

[@jolancetuazon1845]

Bruh I lost the last one 😂

[@Blizz3112]

that first minute had me laughing out loud so hard, with Asmongold realizing he's one bad day away from being a monster... XD

[@sirseve]

Me saying: "D, thats Tate for sure" And Asmon doubling it down, just to be proven wrong had me literally bust out laughing like i havent in months! holy shit, its the small things guys, life is wonderful

[@flowwithtrees9248]

You can see the sweat on his forehead praying the next quote isn't him lmao

[@trulswangberg1561]

i love this channel xD the end had me cacling like a maniac

[@King-O-Hell]

I know Alex Jones way better than the rest of them. The end of this video was freaking gold.... loved it😂😂

[@JAlc-dw7px]

we need more of these. too short too quick. this was great. The first miss i starting laughing nonestop. Please more

[@MoistYoghurt]

I fucking lost it at the last one lmao

[@utmastuh]

McConnell is actually dead on about sugar. Based on lobbyists I've talked to in DC they said food companies have some of the most lobbyists with tons of money to line the pockets of politicians. Sugar apparently being one of the biggest offenders

[@Roach3939]

Better get a tin foil hat to hide ur brain away from the evil 5G signal 💀

[@johnthomson3827]

lmao my brain cuts short what asmon said when he made that face, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?" to "ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!?"

[@ZtarOZ]

In case anyone was wondering, the context for the shoe quote isn't that bad. Asmon was telling Mcconnell about a time when he tried to help another wow player, by telling him that his gear sucked and that he should use something better. Mcconnell said that it wasn't Asmon's place to tell the player that, unless the player asked him to do it. Mcconnell then asked Asmon the following question in order to prove the point about the importance of consent "If you're hanging out with somebody and they get drunk, is that an invitation to take off their shoes?". Asmon said that it was probably just to not lose the argument, and thus the quote was said. A very strange conversation but that's the context to the clip

[@Lepas_Lepinhas]

WE NEED MORE OF THESE PLEASE

[@danielharbison5831]

He needs to do a developer's defending bad games edition and try to guess if they are Blizzard or not.

[@Greedsmith]

What game was the last clip from?

[@Funartic]

This was great, we need to have more of these.

[@laur.an01]

This is a full on video on the clip channel. This is great😂

[@Henry-kz4gn]

everytime he attributed some sexist comment about women to someone else, it was either himself or not even a sexist comment about women

[@aggis3237]

Holy shit the editors, how do you deliver this quality every single time, multiple times a day?

[@LEWIS1992]

Multiple editors?

[@_Aarius_]

I knew the last one was asmon because he always says whenever, when the word should be when.

[@Ianthegreatest]

that last one was the best one and easiest to guess.

[@eiriknymo6292]

4 baldies

[@ValkyrionX2]

When is this stream? I'd like to see the full vod

[@desgunBE]

Andrew actually right tho, you shouldnt cook if you have a high paying job. Just work a couple of minutes extra and have someone else cook for you.

[@TrollOmnipotence]

The video's ending is TOO good 😂😂😂

[@ibrahim5463]

Editors putting that 30terabyte of vods to good use

[@WGENTERTAINMENT777]

That thumbnail is a good representation of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Asmon is obviously pestilence

[@julliuscesar6463]

Driving bare foot is in no way shape or form worse. People just are used to them all the time

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

Lobsters are basically roaches of the sea.

[@Miragexe]

I'd be slightly concerned if you could put me in a lineup with Tate, Jones, Trump and even Mcconnell and people would struggle to differentiate.

[@harambae117]

Its funny how many things are hard to tell between McConnell and Andrew Tate.

[@blairsy77]

Some of the goats, thanks for this.

[@dillonbacon4818]

Am I the only one who thought they were talking about Mitch McConnell from the Senate 😂

[@69Kazeshini]

Asmons editor is bascially a modern day jester making fun of a king

[@j.2977]

that last question though haha, half of asmons viewers would go apeshit if tate said it but since asmon said it..

[@Abcdee8]

easier to drive w/out your shoes on

[@ShmoofWB]

I'd like to see a collab of all these guys together.

[@hoodzyy]

actual W asmongold youtube video.

[@buttknokerz]

cackling like a hyena at the end, praise the editor.

[@josedelapinio]

More of this quiz !!!!

[@--Nemesis]

I argue that thumbnail has 4 of the worlds most valuable men.

[@synyster__2120]

Can buy a nice PC for $2k. Apple can gtfo with a $2,000 iPad.

[@Seraphim09x]

that last one...

[@ScibbieGames]

Asmon following it up with "Definitely tate, cause 'they' for sure refers to women"; bro set himself up for an even steeper fall 💀

[@darkmoon2744]

Goes to show he knows nothing about what tate does with most of his time. He thinks tate spends most of his time mocking women and mocking people.

[@jebalitabb8228]

@@darkmoon2744true he spends most of his time trafficking them not mocking them

[@casperryborg4869]

@@darkmoon2744 True true, I too would prefer if he could get the facts straight. You know, the fact that he raped and trafficked women instead.

[@YamWarden]

Not the countdown music in the background bruh

[@redhatfactory]

Where can I find that "ble ble ble" Alex Jones clip? I want to start every morning with it.

[@NemXX2]

Well... that wasn't a good look at the end. 😂

[@user-sk6nm1wr2j]

7/8 on the first one, missed question 1(Seemed like more of a Tate thing to say). 11/12 on the second one, missed question 8(Seemed like it could have easily been Trump or Tate on this one too). Asmon was way more on his game with these too. Winners win. There it is boys, there it is.

[@Haitham999]

The last question was priceless xD 6:41

[@deniskovac2489]

Andrew Potate: "Im fast and stupid." *family music* *Don pulls up in a v35 engine car* *they kiss*

[@atikurrahman9304]

What we have learnt today... Andrew Tate has a poster of Asmon in his room 😅

[@TheFlubber33]

You can actually move your seat forward and it will be easier to drive without shoes

[@Oliver_twist00]

lmao i directly remember the last one

[@andrewb431]

This content is actual GOLD!

[@anba9499]

the expert tshirt when

[@assassin415]

Damn so many of the quotes are mccool BASED

[@phubatephuangcharone7628]

Man, the thumbnails. Asmon just fits right in with those legends huh.

[@another1118]

That last question tho ... So tricky!

[@Netami1337]

The funny thing is, I love driving barefoot, it's waaaaay better, and your feel for the pedals is better and your feet don't get as tired xD

[@djoctavio1234]

This is why Thanos was right you dont need to be in this earth you're a war criminal putin is better

[@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn]

It’s all fun and games until you get into a car accident, and your unprotected feet get crushed

[@Netami1337]

@@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn If my bare foot gets squashed so it would be in sneakers or sandals, you'd have to wear heavy duty boots all the time to offer any protection.

[@gerardhermus8297]

​​@@Netami1337I am the same. First thing I do is remove my shoes. The clutch, brake and throttle can be felt so much better. As for downsides, I'd say an accident /emergency situation would leave the soles of your feet vulnerable to glass, etc. But I have a mental barrier to consider buying thinly soled driving shoes 😅

[@zack2768]

How the heck are Andrew Tate's quotes are the most tame and least unhinged in that video.

[@joshpainwins]

dude these are so fucking good man

Lmao that ending😂

[@tryharderpls]

One of these but every time its an asmon quote

[@calacestar]

How he didn't see the last one coming is beyond me!

[@wmv8996]

What game is that at the end?