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[@01NATHAN10]

"celebrate a fat girl who is no longer a threat to you" that's wildly accurate

[@anonemoose102]

female psychology moment

[@01NATHAN10]

being fat leads to health problems and take years off your life do better @@NerdletteGaming

[@disalazarg]

​@_zapatoz_depends how many zeroes your personality has ;)

[@user-kp4jv2tr1d]

@@NerdletteGaming Nah, neither fat men or fat women do well when it comes to relationships. The fat man has 0 opportunities (unless he has millions of dollars but then what hes getting isnt a relationship, it's a prostitute), and while the fat woman can get all the pipe laid into her as she wants she'll never be able to secure a guy who's willing to be seen with her anywhere other than her bedroom for 30mins at a time (and any guy who has any shred of self respect wont go there to begin with).

[@terastrasza7421]

@@NerdletteGaming It shouldn't be encouraged regardless. You shouldn't celebrate a person being an alcoholic anymore than you should a person being fat. It's a health issue, not an achievement.

[@RafitoOoO]

This is not a standup routine, this is a Ted Talk.

[@shandorunia]

Ha ha ha your damn right it is!

[@Cocota20]

almost like a intervention

[@Reldonator]

True XDDD

[@Bender_B._Rodriguez]

bud let me tell you something. Men dont understand women, women understand women and they hate each other.

[@taigahiiragi4729]

I remember a few years ago, a professional woman's football team got annihilated by a under 15's boys team from some random town.

[@Kross415]

Bro is just speaking what any sane person thinks.

[@paulw5039]

He's speaking the objective, demonstrable truth.

[@v4lhulme]

He says what we are all thinking just in a more easily digestible way for those people who ignore the shit around them. It's amazing just how many people lack an opinion on most subjects, it's like they never just sit and think about why things are the way they are and form their own thoughts.

[@lamb-mz2sd]

@@v4lhulme It's mass brainwashing for at least decades, if not more.

[@EK-tl6es]

@@v4lhulme Opinions are hurtful. Haven't you heard? You can't offend anyone if you just drink the kool-aid big media has presented you. White man bad; women, minorities, and gays good. Drink up.

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@paulw5039 *Rapinoe disliked that*

[@A_Wild_Dyzzy]

“When are you gonna pick up your end of the couch?” Is a bombshell of a line.

[@Biggsman_IV]

It’s why I love Bill Burr. Dude says exactly what everybody’s thinking with zero concern for anyone’s feelings Maybe a little. He says those things to help.

[@Mariodash23]

​@@Biggsman_IV He's a more constructive George Carlin. Blunt and angry, but not just staying mired in his misery.

[@ridiculousnessineveryway191]

What makes Bill Burr so great like Chappelle they both were speaking about these things when it was very, very unpopular. The courage they showed help change the culture and I appreciate them both for everything they do.

[@DeathNikkii]

Too bad his wife is one of those crazies he's criticizing.

[@kimizor8193]

@@DeathNikkii Maybe it's why he knows this topic so well 😂

[@brothatisfunny]

@@DeathNikkii that's a constantly feed of source material + he can vent off without fighting her

[@aroudedinsulance4307]

@@DeathNikkii Aren't you suppose to criticize things you actually know about?

[@ieradossantos]

They would both shit on your comment

[@BoxiesAU]

There was a great story on the Australian version of "The View" where the pay gap in women's soccer came up, and the one guy on the show, said it was because no one goes to the games or buys their merchandise. The women all started reaming him, and he simply asked "Name one female soccer player who plays for Australia?" "Name one?" All just blank faces. He then went on to name over half the team... Every woman who makes this point has never watched a game of female sport in their lives it seems.

[@mac1991seth]

I just found one panel discussing that subject (Calls For Pay Equality In Sport) and it's basically true. 2 ideologically driven XX, who don't watch women's soccer, are outraged that the players are paid less than their male counterparts and one "mediator" XX, who tried to reiterate what the blokes were saying. Whenever some woman says "I can't name 5 players, I don't watch (women's) soccer" the right answer is "Then you're part of the problem".

[@Nah_no_thanks]

Right, it's like if you're talented but no one wants to watch you play, is it still really talent at that point? Also, the idea that any male form of the sport should give up a portion of it's proceeds to supplement the pay of the female leagues... Yeah no. Be interesting and stop doing videos where a high-school basketball team beats a wnba team. That's not furthering anything other than the already tanked ratings and overall disinterest.

[@chaosgyro]

There's also the fact that when this subject first started hitting the mainstream they were talking about women's world cup teams. It was pointed out that the women actually made a HIGHER percentage of the overall revenue as pay than men...they just brought in something like half the money.

[@music79075]

I wanna watch that clip.

[@XKCDism]

Dude the Matilda's are killing it, great team

[@Andyisgodcky]

Watching Asmons chat EXPLODE when Bill said "If you could support the WNBA like you support a fat chick whose proud of her body and no longer a threat to you" was almost as great as this part of Bills special

[@wil.d_sage]

That is literally the reason all these women fall all over themselves to say “gurlboss!” when a woman gets a promotion outside their work. But those same women are “sleeping with the boss” when they get a promotion over them.

[@ayyycortana7196]

The fact that those are the same women that body shame skinny women and refer to a normal weight as "unrealistic standards" adds another layer to the irony lolol

[@ViolentEpyon]

That part was bars 😂

[@0saintclark0]

There were a few people in there saying "ok that's too far". Fucking what?

[@luicko1250]

By chance do you have the name of the special? I don't recall watching this one

[@commanderconsole7420]

What I love most about Bill is his ability to make it seem like he's telling a joke, when in reality he's just pointing out what makes clown world clown world.

[@tpolutts3309]

So surprising someone like Bill would marry a thot and get cheated on.

[@chaoticmuffin1538]

That's literally what all the top tier comedians do. Turns out fact is crazier than fiction.

[@MrMusicWu]

And that's why Bill is the best. No drugs, no dirty jokes, just FACTS.

[@Unlyricallyrics]

no... it's a joke. It's comedy, his job is to tell jokes and make people laugh.

[@bluburryyumyum1367]

It is structured like a joke or a bit, but if you think this isn't entirely true, you live in your own world.

[@intu1944]

As a woman i totally fucking see it, while i don't care for sport or the kardashians, my mother eats up real housewives almost everyday of the week. In regards to women sports, a lot of this stuff is being fed to kids in school, I remember having a lesson in primary school of all places (elementary school) where the topic of women's pay gaps was discussed amongst the class and women football players vs men football players wages was one of the primary example. Obviously all the 8 year olds came to the conclusion that it's not fair for women to do the same job as men but get paid less, myself included but as soon as you look at the problem with a more mature eye, the answer is so obvious. A lot of women who bitch about women's football pay either don't understand how little traction the sport actually has, or refuse to acknowledge it in order to protect their deluded beliefs of the patriarchy. For reference, I'm 19 years old and was stuck in the UK education system from ages 4-16, I have sat through countless of "PSA's" which i now look back on as inappropriate, ranging from teachers perpetuating and confirming the "patriarchy", discussing toxic masculinity, summing up complicated history to "white man bad" and "england bad" and even "america bad". I never fell for any of that garbage, many didn't bite, most didn't care, but the ones that do bite go onto become some of the most irritating people to be around, turning everything into a political matter.

[@intu1944]

@@spagooter1807 Yea it's awful what they're doing. Modern feminism does women no favours imo, just turning women against men and in turn turning men against women. I'm lucky to have some friends that also don't take the bullshit of this ideology, but some friends from highschool have and it's exactly as you say, walking on eggshells so I don't cause them a breakdown. It sucks that you're likely entering a workplace full of this kind of thing, but hopefully they're not too loud or annoying about it (probably asking for too much. Good luck in your future endeavours.

[@Kreschavier]

@@intu1944 feminism went from "women should have the same rights that men do" to "FemiNazism" way too quickly

[@kirkhutchins4989]

Sounds about right, tbh. It's truly scary

[@timbradshaw5481]

I think it's to do with teachers pushing what makes their life better. And having a crowd of students believe and agree with your views must be a really good feeling. I teach ESL and I have a kid who is on medication, and now he has become an incredible student. But it's like he has been neutered like a dog lol. As a teacher it's amazing because he is now a great agreeable student. But as a boy, it might actually be bad for him. But then as a teacher I care far more how he is in my class, than for his general well being as a human. Which sounds really horrible, but it's true and I think most people would say the same if they were speaking honestly. So basically what I'm trying to say is, many teachers probably do these things because it conveniences them and makes them feel good, at the expense of the children. And for the teachers, it doesn't feel like they are doing anything wrong.

[@AD-cc7bj]

what? there is nothing bad said about the anglosphere. in fact, 'english' values are constant throughout education.

[@IOverlord]

I didn't even know that the WNBA has been going for more than 2 decades now. I thought it only started in like 2018.

[@nikitamarynich1794]

As much as people want to believe that this is comedy, it's probably close to the uncomfortable truth that most people don't want to hear. If you want to be funny, tell the truth.

[@peger]

isn't this what stand up is?

[@Caydiem]

"probably" Those are objective facts you and anyone else can just look up for himself.

[@No_one448]

i don't like that you are 100% on point with that statement, but as we say: "it is what it is"

[@SCHIZOSHACO]

?

[@No_one448]

@@peger it can be but it isn't necessary. though the more provocative and/or the more you boil down the weird shit that is taken as "normal" by either all of society or individual groups it'll allow for a good punchline.

[@letmedream84]

I'm a woman and honestly, I'm not even offended. It's true. It's fvcking true. I dont watch Kardashians cuz I hate that type of shit show and I don't watch sports cuz im not into it. I'm into fantasy, Sci fi, thriller, adventure and action movies/series. But sadly most of the women that watches this type of shit show exist way more than me .. This dude is so right ✅️

[@ClockworkBees]

You clearly have higher tastes than the average woman. What's the point of soap operas and live sports, anyway? I almost kind of vaguely understand the latter's appeal in some scenarios, but the former is just drama for drama's sake.

[@FranWest.]

I concur. Honestly, I have never met a woman who likes shit shows like the kardashians or enjoys sports. Granted my social circle is smol..LOL

[@CottidaeSEA]

@@ClockworkBees Soccer; watch a small dot with a bunch of idiots running after it. I'd rather watch paint dry... or be the idiot running after the ball.

[@ClockworkBees]

@@CottidaeSEA Basketball can be kind of cool to watch for a few minutes at a time. I only ever bother when my dad is already watching it, though.

[@PiratDunkelbart]

can you name one of your fav shows? do you have a preference for shows with female leads like e.g. Ghost in the shell (anime) or doesnt it matter to you?

[@thehavocvulture9323]

A lot of people don't know that women are allowed to join the NBA, there are no rules against it.

[@brei2670]

Well, even if they tried, ofc it would never happen.... Their very best players can't compete with male amateurs. That's not saying it's totally impossible, but first you gotta make A LOT more women excited for basketball, to potentially find one who could keep up with men.

[@Ccubed92]

It wouldn't happen unless it's a publicity stunt to many talented men

[@RealEllenDeGeneres]

@@brei2670 Even then, the league would consist of like 1% women and the players that were women wouldn't be the top tier in the league. Pretty sure no females want to be the least desired in a league they're playing, so I doubt the best ones would even try. They want to have a chance to shine.

[@Skeletomania]

​@@Ccubed92 the lowest paying NBA player still makes more money than WNBA. If you're not the most popular player in WNBA it wouldn't be a bad idea to be a backup player for the men's league

[@VColossalV]

​@@brei2670it's not about talent it's about biology, they would not be able to compete against the men, obviously.

[@FINNMegurine]

'and is no longer a threat to you' I lost 🤣🤣

[@liamphibia]

Ikr?! 🤣

[@peteypete9357]

4:10 who in their right mind would call another person a bigot for liking Bill Burr? He's teaching women EXACTLY how to be empowered (by not supporting each other and bringing each other down). Some people really aren't bright 🤦

[@Spahki]

What women need to become empowered Is for a man to tell them how to do it

[@Gankstomper]

I've listened to Bill Burr for years and never heard a single bigoted statement.

[@MlnscBoo]

"When are you going to pick up your end of the couch"?!? amazing

[@RudyTheNinja]

I love that one bcuz it also implies as in "picking up after yourself" Cuz all they do is make and leave a mess w/e they go, touch or do

[@lubomirkompis9441]

It also implies a woman can and is willing to lift a couch.

[@BiosTheo]

Fun fact about the womens soccer team being "paid less," they were actually getting paid significantly more. Their original contract terms negotiations with whatever their players union rejected the lump sum agreement (that was higher than men's in the US) in favor of a benefits oriented package with medical, PTO, and maternity leave. They then did a huge campaign about how they were paid less as their contract was coming up for negotiation to apply pressure to the organization. It was actually really tucking clever

[@carolean4360]

More like cunning.

[@FulminicMantra]

Being too stupid to understand your own contract value isn't clever. It literally had to be pointed out in court.

[@treali]

You don't have to be clever when you're a woman. The world will bend over backward for you even if they know you lie and cheat.

[@ViddyOJames]

it was certainly a higher percentage of what the whole thing was worth.

[@Ashbringer874]

I've never tucked more than this moment

[@dominicdo2719]

The NBA and WNBA debate can be boiled down to simply sales. NBA is like the #1 salesmen in a company and the WNBA is that 1 salesman that never reaches their sales quota yet somehow never gets fired but is complaining they should get paid as the #1 salesmen. In 2022 the WNBA made $60 million in revenue while the NBA made $10 billion. If you want more then earn more, simple as that.

[@Millet117]

and the thing is they are paying women more in football. i think the numbers goes like women got paid 20% of the revenue and men got 7%. but because women football have less revenue. ofc they got less money even they got bigger piece of the pie. and ofc thats what they are focusing on.

[@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR]

Maybe if they sell cookies in front of stores?

[@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR]

Every store.

[@MrFredd38]

On the other hand, female models can earn two to three times as much as male models do. If you bring in more money, you should get paid more, that's fair enough.

[@alexrosario423]

It's worse because wnba has never been profitable.

[@slynthrax]

I remember asking my mother if she thought the world would be a better place if every country was ran by women. She says "Oh we would have WW3 within a year, women love to hate each other."

[@zzeppelin2400]

Gotta say that the WPHL has a great product. They skate fast, hit, forechecking is good. And you can watch it all for now on KZbin. They even condense the games and upload those too. There’re only 6 teams so you get lots of rematches and get to know all of the players.

[@F34RDSoldier805]

I'll put it here to: "They don't want their own shit. They want our shit." - Bill Burr in a Conan interview ("Bill Burr's Sports Rants | CONAN on TBS" 5:00)

[@RaifSeverence]

Yup. Forget the comedian who said it, but it was: (in reference to dating) "I don't want a man like that, I want that man"

[@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe]

​@@RaifSeverenceIt was Chris Rock.

[@Ian.420]

It's like when a school bully steals your lunch when he has his own. Only doing it to feel powerful and to make somebody else miserable. Same reason people cheat on eachother, it's temporarily exciting so fuck the consequences and fuck everybody involved. The reason why theres this huge wave recently of people trying to tear eachother apart socially is because they're miserable, leaderless and bored.

[@Palindrome3945]

"Wanna know what make a woman happy ? Nothing. They see men being entertained, and it drives them nuts, and they have to fuck it up.

[@Vince-tt1uj]

Thats why they are ruining well established IPs like LotR, Star Wars, etc.

[@Joji047]

Over 4000 languages and he spoke FACTS!

[@No_one448]

based facts

[@Raffalius]

I doubted there was over 4000 languages, so i had to google. No, there's over 7 fucking thousand languages. How? There are 196 countries in the world, why do we need 7k languages? 😅

[@paulw5039]

@@Raffalius Papua New Guinea has 839 languages.

[@Miranox2]

@@Raffalius In the past, humanity was divided into small tribes and many tribes had their own language or dialect.

[@beegest_yoshi]

​@@Raffaliusnation-states weren't a thing when humans first developed language

[@AdamOfEverywhere]

Y'know, in medieval times, it was the duty of the Jester to inform the royalty and gentry of the issues faced by the common folk through his humor

[@nerddotcom5817]

And in a way that didn't have you ending up on the literal chopping block.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Yet people on Twitter get so upset at the modern day equivalent of jesters, they don't like the truth.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Yet people online get so upset at these modern equivalent of jesters, they don't like the truth even in the form of a joke.

[@LeXofLeviafan]

​@@nerddotcom5817 "he's a fool, don't take him seriously" was actually a very convenient idea when it comes to picking a messenger who won't get shot (and the message actually got conveyed still)

[@takemeseriouslyplx2124]

@@Vaguer_Weevil People who get angry at hearing the truth are the delusional people who live in their own perfect little bubble, they go to a workplace where everyone is forced to never speak out of line in any way, shape or form, then go home to their multimillion dollar homes in communities where there are no poor people, no illegal immigrants, no threats or vandalism or anything other than fake people giving them fake smiles and happiness! In their world, mistreatment, humanity and bad luck doesn't exist... They believe that the whole world is like their little bubble and can't even begin to comprehend why there would be any divides in the community!

[@joshg.6315]

I wouldn’t have called Burr becoming the new George Carlin, but I’m glad it happened 😂😂😂

[@PhillipJohnsonphiljo]

George rest his soul, the legend and pioneer, probably rests in peace a little more knowing folks like Bill Burr carry the torch of telling it how it fucking is.

[@kind2rethink]

bill is savage asf since very long dont know under whick fekkin rock you live mr. basement dweller

[@AB-sw4kb]

George Carlin's overrated.

[@ZDDW]

Incoming npc attack

[@NobleViking4]

Ahaha batten down the hatches!

[@zelasd3125]

Oh no, how can he say that it's too much truth for my Western feels.

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR]

Reeeeeee!!

[@NetBattler]

westerners love virtue signaling lol

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

@@NetBattler true in some countries woman don't play soccer at all 😭😂 so why the fuss

[@Cxncubine]

@@JamilaJibril-e8hin some countries women don’t do anything but get [redacted] and these mf’s out here complaining about basketball lmao.

[@therealbahamut]

Bill Burr hasn't lied to us. His comedic timing makes it funny but he's speaking the goddamn truth.

[@figbloppa7183]

How long will it take for women to realize that pay in sports is based on viewership. It doesn't matter how good you are at playing.

[@e-curb]

Just look at the porn industry. Women's pay there dominates.

[@picklejuice4638]

It does matter how good you're at playing, but the thing is highschool boys play at a higher level than WNBA.

[@lamb-mz2sd]

They will only realize when men get their sh*t together and stop rewarding bad behavior in pursuit of kitty cats.

[@EK-tl6es]

The same amount of time they realize that skill equates to viewership. Aka. Never.

[@Slepepe]

I don't think it matters if they realize this, they won't choose women's sports over drama

[@hambo6713]

Thank God we had asmongold to translate Bill's confusing and esoteric comedy into a form we understood how to tract to. Value added, take the yt money, definitely fair use.

[@vikingsdawn1301]

bill burr and Ricky Gervais are both Legends!!!

[@DefianceOrDeath]

Remember. Equality is great. Equity is evil. I just want to be clear, we should all have equal access to opportunity, which is how I define Equality. However, that does not mean we should all have the same results.

[@MadMax2069.]

Equality of opportunity not equality of outcome!

[@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR]

Unless in weed prices.

[@joschmo4497]

No, equality is not great. What you people call equality is nothing but female privilege. In almost every way, wmn in the west are privileged, you like to call that equality. Registering for draft when? Opt-outs for unwilling would be fathers when? When can we expect that men as majority taxpayers see governments cater to their needs primarily? There's no equality, wmn were always put on the pedestal, too spoiled to see they're privileged. Privilege is invisible to those that have it.

[@lorecow88]

Equality is a lie.

[@Justakatto]

What. Isn't it supposed to be the opposite?

[@chasedyer5950]

They get paid like triple the % of revenue

[@xxx0ox0]

I'm pretty sure there are years where the highest paid player made more than the whole organization brought in

[@penguindb0912]

@@xxx0ox0and he deserves every penny

[@mohgceoofblood8235]

I heard women get paid more by % but since male sports sells more tickets men get bigger checks in the end, which is hilarious since equal pay would demand females to earn less based on that, schrodingers equality

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

They have a revenue?

[@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR]

​@@JamesExcell-InterJex avenue*

[@ScytheNoire]

If anyone is looking for this show, it's Bill Burr Live at Red Rocks (2022)

[@PawsOfFate]

Thank you. I wasn't looking for someone to give this information, but I'm glad I scrolled far enough to find it.

[@utodbz]

Thanks I was looking for this comment

[@immko]

@@PawsOfFate If you enjoy that, I'd suggest you to check out Bill Burrs' Paper Tiger.

[@ohmielevisope4237]

Women moment ☕ Women truly are the humans of all time.

[@fuzzwobble]

The irony of his set is that every study comes back that men are smarter, but women have what they call higher 'emotional intelligence'. Meanwhile women are so emotionally dense that, for example, they can't even understand that telling their partner something's wrong will upset them, and get mad when said partner then tries to fix the problem to help them both. So I guess call me skeptical even on that thrown bone.

[@AD-rn1ti]

I found it funny women only complain about trans people when they go into there sport

[@lakesong7566]

bunch of hypocrites that wants to stand at the top and gain all the advantage under the facade of 'equality'. they start contradicting themselves when their agendas backfires on them

[@reaperbot5226]

don't forget locker rooms and bathrooms also.

[@SselluosS]

​@@reaperbot5226 Classrooms too unfortunately

[@MurrayLime]

Didn't the Womens team lose to 13 year olds?

[@VeriStrawberi]

I mean a transwoman is going to absolutely destroy a cis woman in sports. Transwomen should have their own leagues.

[@pddaawwgg]

Bill Burr is the best.

[@Bust_A_Nut_bar]

Maybe 15 years ago

[@Lopaloos]

was***

[@droe2570]

Not anymore. He became a cucked woke loser.

[@homelander2243]

Ive said it once and I’ll say it again. His woke wife has been bringing him down for years. She’s every women he makes fun of

[@Sqeedledee]

Past tense

[@Naonical]

As a woman I agree with his message. I don't watch sports because I rather be active myself than watch people do the work. I don't watch the trash "real housewives" cause it's nothing but fantasy. Reality TV is nothing but scripted and if I'm going to watch fantasy, I'd rather it be something like House of Dragons. Women want to be treated as equals and claim they don't need a man, than these same ladies are complaining that men arent doing all the work FOR THEM. Pick a lane, ladies. You can't have your cake and eat it too, welcome to the real world.

[@joschmo4497]

Not a single woman wants to be treated as equal, they only want the good sides of it, bad sides are yuck and sexist

[@HighPandaa]

I’m sorry but I’ll never understand that saying why can’t I have a cake and eat it too isn’t that the whole point of getting a cake to yk eat it or is this cake poisoned or something

[@youtubevanced4900]

Women don’t want to be equals. I mean western women think they do. There isn’t a study ever done where independent strong women are happier than their more traditional sisters fulfilling historical family roles. Women and men are both happier when we aren’t equal but have a defined role where our strengths compliment each other. Men have always been the head of the family unit. For hundreds of thousands of years. That’s why on an instinctive level women are happier being subordinate to a strong man that cares and protects her. Men are happiest when he has a caring wife and family to protect and provide for. It’s natural and can’t be undone in 50 years of progressive thinking. You can see the truth in it as more men and women commit suicide and take depression drugs at an alarming rate as the family unit breaks down primarily due to women’s independence. There’s no stopping it now though.

[@Tiwill]

@@HighPandaa In case you're not joking, it means you can't have both at the same time. If you eat the cake, you no longer have a cake to eat.

[@Anishnaabe425]

​@@Tiwillwell you can still eat a peice of cake and have your cake too so sometimes you can still have both 😂

[@JustVoss]

Seeing him tomorrow in Winston-Salem!

[@theyoungmessiah420]

How was it???

[@JustVoss]

@@theyoungmessiah420 it was great! had a storm come through where the venue lost power and he still performed a couple hours later. All phones where locked up and all drinks where poured into plastic cups which was new for us there.

[@Snake1257]

Not gonna lie, I didn't think it would be possible to see this kind of humour in 2024. This is SOOO damn good. Going to check more of him out.

[@genostylez3]

Same with the movies. Even if its all female superheroes, its MEN to watched the cartoon. Its MEN who read the comics. Its MEN who use sticks as light sabers.

[@NinjapowerMS]

Too busy supporting garbage like twilight or fifty shades of grey 💀

[@Unholyspirit]

sticks as light sabers never gets old idec

[@Sig509]

yeah, the studios, Dinsey / Marvel mostly, are aiming now FOR YEARS for a non-existent market.

[@DominantBtch]

​@@NinjapowerMShey there not garbage

[@LawfulBased]

This man hahahaha! 🤣 Here is a crazy story over Women during my highschool years. Got into a new class in a new school and BAM, we were just 4 *BOYS* and about +22 *GIRLS.* What a ratio huh? Appart from being quickly seen as class-pets or potatoes or whatever cause we weren't gym bro's with Lamborghini's 😁, the atmosphere in the class was like Game of Thrones with the different houses and nations! After about 2 weeks or so they build all those gangs in the class which always despised one another, trashtalked behind the back like it was as natural as breathing and they hated each other so much hahahahaha! ^^ They didn't cared when we boys listened in cause _"we ain't part of the female species war"_ 😆 so we knew everything. It was hilarious! ... and disturbing. 😅

[@YouCanCallMeReTro]

Good read, thanks for sharing friend

[@2bmaker]

I mean not being a part of the "female species war" is definitely a blessing, cuz you 120% don't wanna be involved!

[@exapsy]

bro you had a good game of thrones ending, im happy for you

[@crawlingboy]

Did you manage to score game of thrones style or was it just watching the fireworks?

[@eveakane6563]

Did it turn to season 8?

[@Controllerhead]

Ain't No Feminists In a Housefire is a bonafide classic

[@charlespanache7047]

Gimme a minute, ill find the link where the feminist were upset that not enough females were working in coal mines, or physical labor jobs.

[@RazorRamonMachismo]

@@charlespanache7047 did u find it?? or use /s

[@yihadistxdl951]

@@RazorRamonMachismo thats the joke bud. he wont find one. because there isnt one.

[@RazorRamonMachismo]

@@yihadistxdl951 hence use /s

[@charlespanache7047]

@@RazorRamonMachismo just a minute dude im trying to find it.

[@mikelastname9583]

Also, the WNBA hasn’t been profitable in over a quarter of a century and gets subsidized around $50 million dollars a year from the NBA. The biggest ticket buyer demographic is men for WNBA games around 2.5 to 1 or something like that. He’s right, if women would buy tickets JUST equal to the level that men do, then the league could get paid more per player. People confuse the NBA and the WNBA as the boys and girls high school teams. These are two different businesses and the gender of the players is irrelevant since they are two different business models. If the WNBA was a male league, then it would have been shut down decades ago because it isn’t profitable. Supposedly, the WNBA players do get paid a smaller percentage of the revenue generated compared to the NBA, but an infinitely higher percentage of the profit since they don’t make a profit. But,… VICTIMHOOD 🎉

[@mikelastname9583]

When the women’s soccer team won the World Cup, they complained about a pay gap. But, forgot to mention that the women’s team was offered the same deal as the men, but turned it down. The women’s team collectively bargained a deal that paid less money per win, but a higher guaranteed amount if they lost. After they won the World Cup, they realized that they CHOSE the deal that ended up paying them less. They played the victim card and got the money that they would have gotten if they had chose the same deal as the men (the one that they turned down before the season started). Plus, they got to keep the original amount. There was some video about it, but it may have been taken down because it doesn’t fit the narrative.

[@ZhongliBIGPP]

We need this level of common sense & unfiltered speech back in this country again. Zero fear of being cancelled & offending snowflakes. Just unapologetically tearing into them with facts & logic.

[@svan81]

Most cancel culture exists on the right wing and conservatives.

[@LS-zt8ih]

bro i wish for this too

[@amanawolf9166]

I found faith in humanity, but I promptly lost it when you had two superheroes named safespace and snowflake.

[@LS-zt8ih]

@@amanawolf9166 bro no way, you mean actual shows with those superhero names'

[@EK-tl6es]

@@svan81 Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha. Edit: Aww, youtube removed my follow up comment. How cute. Lemme add it back. Not wanting children to die due to lack of accountability of the supposed to be mother =/= cancelling someone who used a word back in 2011.

[@Nevario1]

the Intelligence gap has also been disproven. "It is now recognized that there are no significant sex differences in average IQ, though particular subtypes of intelligence vary somewhat between sexes."

[@d76458]

The newest stays that men have more extreme ends so women are smarter on average but men have more geniuses and brain dead

[@gabrielclark1425]

Yeah, keep telling yourselves that.

[@d76458]

Newest shows that: Women are smarter on average as men have more extreme ends of the spectrum. Men have way more geniuses but also way more mentally inadequate

[@Bonesawisready926]

@@gabrielclark1425 eggless and bitter

[@Quasar-fv8to]

@@gabrielclark1425femcel detected.

[@SootyPhoenix]

I personally hate it when my bills go burr.

[@Holfus]

I hate the fact that you made my mouth do the pixar smirk

[@SootyPhoenix]

@@Holfus Aww, my puns neither wipe out the sun *nor* wipe out peculiar smirks? 🥺

[@UniverseShinobi]

Honestly? Same.

[@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR]

What about 1 hell of a copters?

[@automotiveocd]

best part is when Caitlyn Clark shows up and starts drawing in an audience.... they get pissed at her.

[@glitchscribe]

Because she is white and not a degenerate.

[@ki5895]

@@glitchscribeWhat race are degenerates?

[@pr0newbie]

Didn't expect to watch an Oppenheimer 2 clip

[@TurtleRhythm]

So based even the women who know are cheering

[@wither5673]

Its because TEENAGERS could beat them in a game 9 times out of 10. It's not even about politics or anything, it just is the way it is.

[@timslack7568]

theres a $1million challenge for a WNBA team to play a state championship boys basketball team, theres a reason its remained an open challenge and no WNBA team will take it on despite operating at a loss. Same with the Womens soccer team and when Venus and Serena challenged the 400th ranked mens doubles team, it was a national embarrassment for the women involved

[@seventeenseventythirteen7465]

You say "Teenagers" as if 19 year olds aren't considered teenagers and aren't also capable of being fit and athletic. Now if it was literal children and not young adults, you'd be able to do more with that. But this argument always comes off like some Lady Ballers ass "Women just suck in general and literal toddlers could beat them up so long as said babies had peepees."

[@Yae_Publishing_House]

I've been saying this for years now. We need to add power ups and items to women's sports to make it more entertaining.

[@HighPandaa]

Start letting them do steroids 😂

[@alkon8032]

If you ask a lady if what her favorite basketball team is most of her answers will consist the Lakers, Heat, Mavericks and Warriors basically their bias is still the MALE dominated league not the women's. All in all feminists are hypocrites.

[@DiamondOrPoor78]

Standup comedy's the easiest thing to do, all you have to do is tell everyone the truth about the world and they all think it's a joke

[@irok1]

It's also about presentation, but that's the idea

[@Soldier4USA2005]

Bill Burr. A George Carlin v2.0 if I ever saw one!! 🤣🤣

[@StupidAnon-gn8ih]

George Carlin would actually be furious at Bill Burr for saying this. Carlin was a hardcore, staunch, man-hating feminist. If that sounds insane to you, I suggest you go look up his special where he does nothing but compare men to women the entire time. It's not pretty.

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

This was honestly brutal! Brutally honest!

[@Nimbus3690]

Bruh bill burr's abrasive personality is so fitting with his brand of comedy. I don't really like him in podcasts for that reason, but on the stage, he's a beast!

[@BREAKocean]

I took my mom to see him when he did this bit in San jose CA. It was awesome

[@thumb-ugly7518]

Go look at Burr's actions. He's not based. His actions outside of the words on stage, are not based. Actions are louder than words. Don't believe me. Please go look for your self. Call me whatever you want, but please go see for yourself.

[@Cheddar_Wizard]

What?

[@jaromor8808]

Nah, he's not, he a simp

[@joschmo4497]

Truth, he's pandering.

[@Lehnert]

Most money athletes make comes from sponsors. The more people watch a sport event or a certain athlete, the more sponsors are willing to pay. If Nike won't pay the team to wear their clothes, then Adidas will or any other company that produced sportswear. It's a simple free market.

[@alexmax3502]

Man... the amount of money I would give to see my two favorite baldies talking to each other on stream... that would be as huge as the Jack Sparrow vs Amber case

[@metallboy25]

Bill doesnt like to speak to influencers. He destroyed H3H3 without even trying. 😅

[@Sira_Kackavalj]

when using basic logic is called based and controversial. America 2024 sure is thriving

[@Turn1t0ff]

Nobody in the WNBA got covid Probably the best line this decade.

[@sousukesagara193]

Yep he's the best, always will be one the greatest right next to Chapel

[@sooperd00p]

that is a pretty old special.

[@soulofartorias9928]

doesnt make it any less true or relevant

[@salmonero6472]

It's not. It's literally from 2022. His latest one.

[@tdrm]

Can't be that old, it has a covid joke in it.

[@HighPandaa]

@@tdrmummm

[@xiii0722]

Very much comes down to your definition of "old".

[@Ashen-One1]

God, I love Bill Burr. He's not afraid to say things that need to be said.

[@frankdukes3804]

ROFL 😂😂 Bill is WOKE as fuck now😢😢

[@FunkyBuddha81]

Bill Burr is a G.O.A.T. he spits the truth and facts on a funny way and forces them to reflect on them self.

[@mildchaos6037]

That “Well..” hit like a 50 ton hammer They didn’t know what to say 😂

[@13lood13ath]

This is old Bill Burr. He's gone soft in recent years.

[@emailsucks28]

Bill Burr is what it means to be a true American.

[@joschmo4497]

That's really sad tbh. It means that basic, self evident truths have to be told and apparently they're so outrageous they become funny Bill has become so nerfed and a little bit soy since he got married.

[@Broodjemetbeleg]

Nothing to do with any nationality 😂

[@koolerpure]

Been saying that for years lol. Doesn’t stop at men’s hygiene products either, women buy that to

[@HumanBeingResisting]

This is why people like asmongold, he's just him. We all love bill burr's cut throat blunt humor like any sane person would

[@randomrud]

He is spitting the truth. 😂

[@4rl0ng]

3:48 this is so spot on lmaoo

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Until his feminist wife comes in...

[@leonblack9830]

*When asmon immediately gets cancelled for saying he likes bill bur* Asmon fans: you've seen this happen before? Asmons editor: I have, 11 times in fact. Can't wait for that inevitable cancellation 😂

[@Ivotas]

Universally applicable to any situation when activists try to blame toxic fans for whatever it is they think is selling poorly. Why didn't you support it then? If what you claim is true and there's so many more of marginalized people who are craving for representation than there are "toxic fans", then you guys alone should be enough to make whatever it is that you're trying to promote successful.

[@thatepicwizardguy]

it's one of the most brutally truthful standup bits ever.

[@TheNucaKola]

“Pick up your end of the couch” YES 👏

[@akarminius]

He has to ask his wife if his jokes are ok.

[@rareosts5752]

And she said no, so he had to lie and say studies show women are smarter.

[@MrDezokokotar]

Lol, not anymore, this is a pretty old clip. Im not saying hes woke now or anything, but lets just say his feminist wife has been successfully chipping away at his basedness :D.

[@masterleatel]

Was he unfathomably based when he was banging on about wearing masks and taking the vaccine for someone's grandma like two years after the fact, was he unfathomably based when he's wife flicked off the former president of the United States live on camera, is he unfathomably based because he has to run he's jokes passed he's wife to make sure he doesn't "offend" anyone. Yeah don't think so, so dont fall for that facade of the person he used to be because while I do feel good for him because he's probably in a better place, he's a shadow of the person he used to be, and that correctly used to be based af.

[@TheRambler-pz1gx]

He isn't based. Dude is an extreme left hypicric.

[@sigmamale6128]

burr is not based

[@fallensnipa]

Everything he said is a fact, not a joke

[@rakuencallisto]

To be honest, Bill has definitely become PC and more "woke" as time goes on. He has a tendency to capitulate any previous opinion based on his wife's opinion.

[@octobeastX]

bill burr legit one of the best to ever do it. his delivery is amazing, constantly spitting facts.

[@Ultrajamz]

Bill has kinda changed since marriage, catering to her more.

[@vanivari359]

And that's not bad, he lost his bitterness and grew. And the guy has mixed race kids - of course he has a different look onto race and gender roles and stuff now. But he obviously isn't taking BS from his wife and his wife is not taking his BS. It's not about "catering to", it's about gaining new insights and perspectives and challenging each other. I bet, her college friends think that she has changed a lot and is catering to him. The guy is stubborn and combative, yet they are married for over 10 years now, they obviously found a balance, that's good, not bad.

[@Ultrajamz]

@@vanivari359 no he’s just more bitter about what she tells him to be bitter about. Now he complains about white women not just women. Lol

[@rainhyrt1530]

He used to be based but his wife turned him.

[@ColmPadraig]

He was always an anti-white douche

[@AlienYogurtPot123]

He has a point.

[@regularguy3879]

It was the same with women battle at the berrics. I am all for women skating and i even watched it but when the finals looks like moderately good game for an intermediate 16 years old skater at my local piece of shit skatepark then its really hard to watch, let alone go there and buy tickets

[@John-Is-My-Name]

You feel that? Isnt that a wonderful fealing? The feeling that the world is starting to heal. People are not scared to get "cancelled" for saying something "wrong" anymore.

[@H4WK6969]

He was funnier when he didn't incorporate his wifes jokes into his routine.

[@itsRiske11]

Unfathomly based on what?

[@Yoroiful]

He used to be, now he became what he used to make fun of.

[@vissermatt1058]

iono, he might just me getting older and melloing out? he has his tv show and his podcast, he doesnt need to be as emotionally charged nowadays, and that weakens your act when you are a CONTRARIAN comedian. i still love his old shit, and he isnt any less funny just cause his wife is an npc and he's older

[@alfonsobiggers2452]

I didn't even know there was a WNBA until I saw this routine...

[@Hooliganzzz]

That last bit was for kaceytron.

[@kingflockthewarrior202]

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