Steak LEGEND Reacts to Asmongold's $2 Steak

Steak Legend Guga Foods critiques Asmongold's $2 Steak
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[@guga]

Brother let’s cook a steak together!

[@arsenal548]

Love your videos Guga! Asmon eating a guga steak would be life changing for him

[@Anobrax]

Another video where you cook it and try it. gogo

[@waninoko87]

It’s happening!!

[@theunbreakableronin1076]

COLLAB

[@godie3418]

YES YES YES!!!!!!

[@yourapunk2165]

For as cheap of a steak as it is, it isn't bad. I cooked it for my wife and now I'm divorced so this steak saved my life

[@onizukapls1488]

That steak didnt cost you 2$, it costed you half of your networth.

[@hobblesofkarth3943]

laughed so hard it took me awhile to hit the thumbs up

[@jonathyngarcia2013]

You earned my soft exhale from my nostrils

[@yourapunk2165]

@jonathyngarcia2013 glad I could help lol. Didn't realize how much this blew up til now.

[@yourapunk2165]

@@onizukapls1488 half of zero is what

[@HeavyMetalfps]

I want a Asmon & Guga collab, that would be the best thing since steak even got invented

[@aether1069]

I might pay to see that... c'mon Asmon, reach out to Guga! 😉👍

[@QuasselQuokka]

imagine asmon eating a Guga Steak - he would change forever

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

I doubt he Would lol....@@aether1069

[@canadianeh4792]

Or Joshua Weissman. Aren't they all in Austin?

[@DiZh0]

100% this, let Guga make him a cheap and easy steak he can make daily and let Guga make the best steak he can for him, to open his eyes to what it could be

[@michaelsilvers1260]

I absolutely lost my mind when Asmon said "What do you mean? It comes from the refrigerator. The fridge doesn't go to sleep and stop reirrigating the meat."

[@diamondly6250]

he was right about that

[@RoeShamBoe]

this entire video is basically 32 mins of r/technicallytrue i was crying for 90% of it

[@michaelsilvers1260]

@@RoeShamBoe I'm just now getting a single notification, I had no idea anyone liked this post and only got 1 comment notification from RoeShamBoe (you), but how did I butcher "refigerate" so bad?? Maybe auto correct or something, who knows.

[@Warfiend]

The amount of content Asmon has gotten for this $2 steak is unprecedented

[@NathanJ666]

He can't keep getting away with this!

[@OrlandoOrtiz570]

No $2 steak has turned over a higher profit

[@artysan9945]

And a four dollar Wischertshire.

[@namelessanomaly3946]

@@NathanJ666 At least Asmon gives us a seminar every video instead of just reacting to shit without saying anything lol

[@Wulfar92]

1.2 million views insane lol dudes a genius

[@zephyrus7258]

I can't believe how much this steak has made. Most famous steak on the internet

[@quickstep2408]

$2 steaks making people money for just reactions. thank asmon for that

[@batialexis9339]

I can't belive guga reacted to this, amazing.

[@handsinthefire]

it is a bit crazy isn't it. This steak is about to be more famous than Ramsey.

[@JohnGAndino]

Let's just think how much money this steak made with all of the reactions on different channels, mindblowing

[@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660]

Grenades won the roll on perditions blade

[@SoCloseToToast]

Love how Asmon can take the jokes and goes along with the videos. Makes it even more enjoyable! Can't wait for the collab!

[@rbu2136]

Lol this reminds me of John gravitate character in that movie where he gets alien powers. HIS BUDDY goes on radio every night and has a terribly dirty house then this lady shows up as his house cleaner. And changes his life.

[@Timmycoo]

Laughing at yourself is the best medicine :D

[@-_-naab-_-]

Bro just seeing your name took me back 10 years

[@denitosantino2688]

what jokes, they are obvis not joking

[@Timmycoo]

@@denitosantino2688 Oh man, you need to learn human behavior lol.

[@F0XRunner]

Asmon's astute observations of social and business trends in gaming is phenomenal. Asmon's knowledge of cooking and self care is borederline regarded.

[@devilhdante]

Its amazing to see the juxtaposition of how Asmon has so much wisdom, but also does stuff that is questionable/unhealthy.

[@leonidasM]

Bro the amount of content people can get out of this single video is incredible, Zack is making gold

[@raphaelsouza5302]

That's sounds crazy, but maybe he should make more cook videos. 😂

[@SoneGurke]

@@raphaelsouza5302 no so crazy, he mentioned this himself after the $2 pizza one

[@Totsy30]

Why make wine from water when you can make gold from $2 steaks

[@Naeidea]

A video about a $2 steak and a potato. Then a video savaging it. Then a video reflecting on the savaging video. And its all content i enjoy, don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

[@boomknight1015]

Asmand puts out an ungodly amount of content. I'm always shocked how he has the energy to give actually go insight and commentary on most of the reaction content.

[@northwestclasspnw7974]

I love that Asmon spoke about "why be happy one day when you can be happy every day" and then IMMEDIATELY talked about indulgence and sin lmfao

[@firulais6735]

Because you can be happy with the small things

[@TruthLivesforever-il6dj]

Resetting tolerance is thr best and it's saves money

[@BojackHorseman-cq3kc]

What's ironic about that bit, he shows off with 2 sins of his own, Pride and Sloth.

[@memenazi7078]

@@BojackHorseman-cq3kcit’s only human to comit a sin!

[@GruntoSkunko]

@@BojackHorseman-cq3kc There is no such thing as "sin". Grow up.

[@ericksonureta8291]

"Put it in the refrigerator " "I can't, becuase the garbage can is full" This man lives in a completely different world than most of us

[@Pacifica_909]

Yet he seems to be more liberated

[@AFallingFlamingo]

@@Pacifica_909 Do not get caught in the parasocial trap. You are watching *entertainment.* Asmon on Twitch is a curated persona.

[@Kratos-eg7ez]

​@@Pacifica_909 if you couldn't care less about societys norms, then of course you're going to feel liberated. Now, I think having moldy food in the fridge, dead rats in the house, and dirty dishes in the sink is kinda nasty but it's his house he can do what he wants. If he's happy, good deal, it's not like I'm ever going to go to his house.

[@RedFlyer350]

@@Kratos-eg7ez dont enable the man lol

[@tianachidester1566]

That's him thinking ahead ... he's too smart

[@darkdudironaji]

The fucking millionaire goes to Chipotle to take their forks instead of buying some. 😂😂😂

[@aetherblackbolt1301]

"ABC: Always Be Cheating" He admits to committing credit card shenanigans with his mum to get by 😅

[@bertalankovacs8322]

That's how he stays a millionaire

[@williambarnes5023]

You think people become millionaires by paying for things?

[@Scouse_Wayne]

Asmon : "I'm the only one who's not crazy" Also Asmon : "I have 20 frying pans"

[@sk818factory5]

Buying a new pan is so much better than cleaning

[@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect]

​@@sk818factory5thats capitalism for you.

[@DeltaBun]

@@sk818factory5I mean, for him it works but not everyone has spare change for a new pan everyday you know 😂

[@VividFlash]

His mum had 20 pans. He just uses the stuff from his mum

[@illusidd]

I have a pancake pan and mini pancake pan for mini pancakes because sometimes I don’t want to eat a full pancake but I’m thinking about getting an XL pancake pan so I can eat one big pancake instead of two medium pancakes so it feels like I’m eating one pancake.

[@sjnix7044]

That steak is so thin it was medium rare before it hit the pan.

[@TheJohn_Highway]

Just wanted to let you know that this comment nearly killed me. Never drinking hot tea while scrolling down Asmongold's comment section ever again

[@brianv1988]

I bet it is really really chewy

[@keeferChiefer]

⁠@@brianv1988I bet it’s not that chewy since it’s so thin, probably easy to chew and get down.

[@daranae]

I want to see Guga cook a killer wagyu for Asmon just to have him go "yeah dude it's not bad but it needs some lemon pepper"

[@kwerby3285]

Asmon would have him cook it well done

[@omlo9093]

Asmongrill

[@kevindownes9474]

@@kwerby3285 wagyu is fine to cook well done it's got enough fat its basically bacon

[@tmarritt]

​@@kevindownes9474medium, but yeah more well done than a normal steak you need time for that fat to render

[@Marrasrofl]

I wanna see Guga eating Asmons steak!

[@matthewsommerville8911]

"Asmongold is a man's man." Sean Connery. Set of the Rock

[@mythoceanas8874]

I grew up eating those 2$ steaks, and I can say they taste exactly how they look. Somewhere between soft homemade jerky and a old belt, but lemon pepper flavored.

[@dontask3613]

Yeah I can never eat that shit again, they literally taste like eating a boot

[@dontask3613]

They were so bad it convinced me I didn't like steak til my early 30s when I tried a filet mingon

[@HappyHealthyWife]

Not so bad if you make a steak sandwich out if it.

[@DefaultName-du3kr]

My mom used to beat the shit out of these steaks to make them edible.

[@TheAluvisify]

@@dontask3613 Once you taste the good stuff, it's hard to come back down from that lol

[@Sieryx]

"one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game about it." Take notes... A historical quote was just created.

[@Thisguy2532]

I laughed at that one bro 😂

[@willd1655]

That part legit cracked me up.

[@hughesga1745]

I almost spat my coffee out when Asmon said, "What do you mean it comes from the refrigerator" That was gold

[@Nick-vd7cg]

honestly it wouldnt matter, the steak is so thin that it reaches room temp in like a second hahahaha

[@Timmycoo]

Lol I was laughing and I didn't know if he was serious or not.

[@frimmbits]

😅

[@zach8107]

You could even say it was "Asmondgold"

[@Timmycoo]

@@zach8107 Oh God... where are the ushers to get this guy out of here :P lol

[@Oofmeister]

"Wash the pans" "NO, where am I gonna sleep?"

[@lilycadasunflo4014]

They just don't know asmon's steak gives +25 strength and -5 intelligence.

[@Nirkaz]

And he eats it every day, so it stacks! 😮

[@MasterJack2]

perfect Barbarian gear

[@chronosite]

but how long does the buff lasts tho?

[@realhumanbean7915]

By eating it and stacking it with dr. Pepper you can reach so far into the negatives you cause an integer overflow and go back to 17892801 intelligence

[@youraverageguy8431]

Isn't it the other way around

[@VWVDub]

The fact that this man is still mining content from the original video almost a year later is genius. Hats off to you my good sir.

[@zironemegeaz]

the stake that never ends

[@theloots]

two weeks is years old?

[@zironemegeaz]

@@theloots original video says 11 months ago search steak in his videos and you'll see the video that the people reviewing the video are referring too.

[@MasudaOfKorriban]

​@@thelootsget with the program already

[@jordanalexander1592]

"Mining content" is a good, respectable thing? Lul

[@red1387]

"I do not fear a man that cooks 1000 different steaks 1 time. I fear the man that cooks 1 steak 1000 times." - Kung Fu Steak Master

[@nikcantsnipe]

*who burns 1 steak 1000 times

[@vazzaroth]

Mostly b/c he cooked it on a biohazard pan

[@batboy555]

Its 10000 times.

[@iceychills4885]

That quote is from Steak Lee

[@thatsclassified6701]

That would be one well done steak.

[@DulceReposa]

he put the pan on the floor like a god damn Sim 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@propanda7]

Guga should make a steak for Asmon while a Asmon makes a stake for Guga. Would be hilarious to watch

[@username172]

Thats some high stakes

[@bibsp3556]

​​@@username172great joke, well done

[@StarkEpiphany]

I feel like Uncle Roger needs to be part of this.

[@angeloramirez1249]

And then Guga will kill Dracula.

[@trstmeimadctr]

What did Guga do to you to deserve this treatment? lol

[@smokyguru3279]

TAKE THE OFFER. God, I watch these dudes just kill it on every vid. It’s like being offered to dine in Steak Valhalla.

[@amarug]

Yeah. Even though I must admit I have already eaten more Wagyu than any half way reasonable human should, but still every week I watch Guga and wish I could try his food once...

[@mrs.h2725]

Would be hilarious to watch them make Asmon’s steak, but try to make it fancy without going over budget.

[@thug-21]

I've been subscribed to Guga since he started his channel both of them and I wish I could get him to make me a steak.

[@peytonalexander5300]

Guga’s steaks are quite literally the food of the gods. That man has access to the most premium meat on the planet and he and his crew get to eat it on the regular, cooked to perfection. If Asmon doesn’t take this offer, he’s a madman.

[@Akehiko_Urabaya]

@@peytonalexander5300 If he does he's a madman, if he eats the best steak on the planet then anything else will be sub optimal

[@lolitslupin]

"one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game out of it" that is an amazing line

[@justinbutcher2183]

I know this video is put down 8 months ago but not not washing dishes for 6 months straight very concerning lol

[@Balboa9191]

It's to save time, so he can play more games and make content. Fair trade for living with no working sink, insects and rubbish around you 😂

[@Subremedy]

​@Balboa9191 no the question is if he wasn't gaming for a living would his house still be a mess? This is a mental condition

[@ursusarctos5990]

Asmongold: I eat ice cream sandwiches every single day because why not be happy everyday? Asmongold 1 minute later: Treating yourself is the path to gluttony, the path to sin, the path to indulgence. I don't treat myself.

[@rociosilverroot2261]

He's a professional troll and he's so good at it. Also I was not aware thst blue and purple were at the root of all my health issues. Thanks Dr. Bald.

[@ddii2786]

I sincerely hope one day, Gordon Ramsay will spare 30 minutes to react to Asmon's $2 steak. This will genuinely entertain me.

[@Devilishlybenevolent]

Sounds boring, you seen 10 ramsay video and you've seen them all

[@Mr_Chode]

​@Devilishlybenevolent 10? Wtf man, usually it's; seen one seen them all. At least you gave him a fair shake with 10.

[@Tyronom]

he should cook it as well and eat :D

[@colereed7411]

​@Mr_Chode he has a good food and bad food reaction so 2. Maybe 3, he might rip this man's head off this is the worst cooking I've ever seen

[@Pumpelche]

@gordonramsay hear that!! :)

[@Griimory]

As another person who grew up poor, I basically lived off the steaks that Asmon did. Really thin cheap steaks and as long as they were cooked well, they were pretty good. Within the last few months I went with some friends to an extremely expensive restaurant with $100 steaks and ordered - medium rare, and for me it was good steak, but at the price and how much you actually got, I didn't see the big deal of how expensive it was for 1 steak when I could have 50 days worth of steaks, at 1 steak per day Asmon metric for the same price.

[@demonvictim]

I don't think people are roasting him on the steak itself but more on his degree of laziness on cleaning. Meat is meat

[@Beyonder69420]

Justdont be poor wtf

[@TheOneGreat]

​@@demonvictimMeat is not just meat, bro. The cheap stuff is downright nasty and filled with antibiotics.

[@Teuwufel]

@@Beyonder69420 JUST buy a house pepega

[@malchir4036]

This pretty much. I have some friends who love to go to a restaurant to go and eat steak. It's good but not better than my 800gr horsemeat steaks with some mushrooms I can get at at most 1/5 of the price. So why would I go eat out? Because I want to spend over 100 euro on a meal and a few drinks? Fuck no. I'll have my gin tonic and horsemeat steak at home, browsing youtube and/or gaming.

[@whiteriverangler9670]

Brother...when you held up that Windex i laughed to tears 😂😂😂

[@gilgabro420]

asmongold is one of those guys who will life till 100 and baffle nutritional science for decades.

[@videostash413]

he had his teeth replaced, tells you how unhealthy he is

[@gilgabro420]

@@videostash413 well yes it's just that my grandfather is a chain smoker and he is still going strong at 103. Never had cancer a bad injury or organ replacement. He only takes walks every day and cooks for himself now that my grandma is gone. The food that he cooks isn't even that healthy. he puts so much fat and salt in stuff for no reason. Point being luck is a huge factor. Probably doesn't better his chances though. :,D

[@majormorgami]

@@gilgabro420 Probably not, based on his mom, his genetics aren't indicative of someone who will have an abnormally long lifespan.

[@Mark-sd4hv]

He'll die in his 40s unfortunately

[@diamondly6250]

@@videostash413 its only because he only drinks soda

[@PattyMcqG]

As an old old lady, no one can make laugh than Asmondgold. You bring lots of joy!

[@Coral_dude]

This one sparks joy

[@johnnyb1933]

he brings joy because of his ignorance about things it’s like a child trying his best with limited knowledge to survive in the jungle. Asmon looks like a good friend to have lots of fun. 😊😊😊

[@Ghost_Freya]

Awe so wholesome 😊

[@brienevans7180]

Either Asmongold is fantastic at maintaining character, or the man is really an absolute savage.

[@robertstimmel1100]

I would've said that he's playing a character until I watched his house tour

[@brienevans7180]

Same....dude needs some serious help@@robertstimmel1100

[@AngelosRitter]

both, he is both

[@codycox2465]

I need to see Asmon and Chael Sonnen crossover.

[@notlisztening9821]

It has to he an act. No way does someone so unhinged really exist.

[@itzbear5388]

"so you can lay in bed on your phone for 3 hours" this, is the real man talking now.

[@darthzayexeet3653]

Asmon: “I don’t treat myself” Also Asmon two minutes before: *“I bought a box of 40 ice cream sandwiches”*

[@jamescheddar4896]

He meant those weren't rewards for anything he just bought them because he wanted them. people who use food as a reward and kind of have this weird relationship where they refrain from eating junk then end up gorging are all overweight. It takes me a whole day to eat a bag of candy. so when I say I eat it whenever I want it actually ends up being less food in general

[@RavenMobile]

It's only a treat if you don't have it all the time, otherwise it's just a staple food. Someone who has pizza once per year, it's a treat. For Asmon, it's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[@tomservo75]

If ice cream sandwiches are an expensive luxury, you really need to get a better job and balance your checkbook better.

[@osososd]

​@@jamescheddar4896cool story bruh

[@jamescheddar4896]

@@osososd why are you fishing for my attention and where are your parents?

[@azpont7275]

Asmon is on his way of becoming Nurgle's Chosen. I just can't unhear it. Like almost every word fits perfectly. "I can't smell anything. The only thing I can smell is dead animals"

[@TheBosc]

Ah yes. The lovely gifts from papa Nurgle.

[@albertonavarro8904]

"Everyone in the world is crazy, but me"

[@milesprado3916]

Holy crap. "Asmongold tries a Guga steak" would be the collab we never knew we wanted, but needed. Do it please!

[@MC-ml3cn]

God yes! I hope Joshua is there too!

[@Vestaxowner1]

It could be better, asmon and guga eat eachothers steaks! Asmon cooks his 2 dollar steak for guga, and guga makes like some wagyu A5 for asmon

[@Villzard]

Agreed

[@ink_well1647]

if the pan is a stainless steel pan, you need to pre heat the pan until it smokes. Then, once the pan starts to smoke turn the heat to medium low. give it a minute to cool, and add oil or butter or both. And you should be able to cook in the pan and have minimal clean up.

[@exan6970]

You don't need to heat it up till it smokes lol, just wait till the water droplets have the leidenfrost effect....which is a lot earlier before the pan starts smoking.

[@LonelyIRL]

I love the concept of a millionaire going to chipotle and stealing plastic forks 😂😂

[@mas0n25]

bro needs to hire a cleaning service 😭

[@LightSkinJedi1920]

You’d be surprised at what they steal at their own country clubs. I remember having to constantly change the air fresheners because they would grab them out the outlet and put them in their purses lol

[@jeremiahmorris7526]

I really don't believe ammon gold lives as a millionaire considering the state of his house the guy probably hoards all that money

[@RaXXha]

@@jeremiahmorris7526 You're right, he doesn't live like a millionaire. That doesn't mean he isn't one though. He lives the way he wants too, and tbh, good for him. 🤷‍♂

[@tomservo75]

How do you think he got to be a millionaire? Generally rich people are smart with money, that's how they got to be rich in the first place.

[@anonimosd.2872]

Asmon: "my steak tastes the best" Also Asmon: "I don't eat any other steaks because I'm afraid I'll like them" 🤣🤣

[@username172]

Least hes honest

[@christianesposito7453]

He would love them, thick steak is like a chewy cake

[@gmdoukas]

It checks... as long as he doesn't try any others, his will be truthfully the best...

[@pipe_dev_null]

I could watch an unlimited number of Asmon reacting to actual cooks/chefs/culinary professionals reacting to Asmon’s $2 steak video. Have you pitched this idea to Netflix yet?

[@RoboChocobo]

Zack really should figure out a way to branch into cooking content since he’s hilarious trolling his viewers; the tricky part is that the content is inauthentic if he’s just trying random recipes he finds online or in meal kits.

[@balintborbandy2706]

Its like sovling a math problem with the wrong formula and getting the answer right consistently

[@ColdBrewGaming]

We need a collab immediately. They need to taste the $2 greatness

[@FarFromAvgJoe]

Josh, Guga, and Asmon in a 3 way steak cook-off! The world needs this!

[@charlescope2112]

YES!

[@Rasta796]

Ofc it's must be a 2$ one

[@deathstar69]

The steak of legends. The $2 dollar steak turned millions

[@magnusnilsson9792]

Here's a tip, to use less fat and make it faster: -Use oil instead of butter and raise the temperature on the stove. Also put spice on the meat in while it's still in the box it came in, no extra dishes. To save time clean the pan straight away, everything comes off much easier. I prefer boiling potatoes, just let them simmer for 30 minutes, set a timer and play some games while waiting. (You can boil a batch of potatoes for the whole week)

[@GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE]

I love seeing people discover Asmon's pure gremolin energy. Their clear befuddlement is delightful.

[@natsudragneel2258]

I think gremlins have higher standards than asmond XD

[@Thesajlem]

and I love how people get offended, like its his steak, lmao

[@Caio-ow5tm]

He's 100% a goblin

[@evannarendraangragani7508]

gremlins befuddled watching asmon

[@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect]

Misspell gremlin but nail befuddlement haha love 2024

[@soundout4000]

"Everybody else has lost their minds in this world and I'm the only person who has been able to maintain sanity through such a crazy reality" is an epic quote!

[@BaldurtheImpious]

This

[@billydabomb8669]

Strong Anti-Villain energy.

[@Grandy_UiD]

The 2 dollar steak video is an actual masterpiece of content creation. The video itself is genuinely entertaining and the sheer amount of react (and react-react) content is has produced is mind boggling.

[@TheAluvisify]

It gives that old YT vibe where people would just upload random ass videos doing random ass things just for the fuck of it.

[@raphaelsouza5302]

Well had some react-react-react too.

[@ChefBarry]

4:50 “in the sink”

[@crowxiii2073]

It’s always so crazy to me hearing what Zach says. He’s a LITERAL Millionaire. But acts like he can’t get things he needs. Act broke stay rich but this man isn’t acting.

[@Stenchy333]

if i had millions i would change nothing lol

[@Hagop64]

He said in a previous video he has no problem dropping money on something if he thinks it's necessary (his example was dropping $20k on replacing and redoing his entire HVAC system when it broke) but he just doesn't see a lot of things as being necessary like some people.

[@ThePaoReturn]

it's pretty simple actually, he just doesn't want to waste time. the time wasted cooking a good food / cleaning doesn't return as much happiness as the time he spent playing games and streaming. Now, most people with money will hire a house maid to take care of their shit, but he also doesn't want someone else come to his (mother's) house, which also understandable and this is the result of those choice he made.

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@ThePaoReturnthe “doesn’t want to waste time” excuse is such a cope. Dude doesn’t wash his sheets, take out the trash when it’s full, or wash dishes for months at a time because taking 10 seconds to wash a dish freaks him out for whatever reason. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to improve your living conditions is the opposite of a “waste of time”; it’s called being a functional grownup who takes care of your shit.

[@makavoxel]

@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 He's also a millionaire so clearly something is working.

[@mathewsmith8073]

"I fear not the man who has practiced a 1000 moves, I fear the man who has practiced one move 1000 times" Funny as Fuck!!!😂

[@monst3r_child832]

i fear not the chef who has cooked 1000 steaks, i fear the gamer who has cooked 1 steak 1000 times

[@IceSlushi]

I want to see a collaboration were Asmon cooks a steak with Guga and Guga has to heal for a raid.

[@Subcomfreak1]

If you deglaze at the end with your sauces (maybe balsamic vinigar added) AT THE END you can scrape up the burnt bits from the initial sear AND create a fat for dressing your potatoes at the end. Again, a decent chunk of liquid at the end and cook it down and you don't have the cleaning problem any more and you gain points on the cook job. No new problem, but increased benefit, AND NO NEED TO SOAK PAN OVER NIGHT.

[@ghostsyynx]

"Just bake 20 potatoes" Baking 20 potatoes, storing them in the fridge, and then microwaving them whenever you want one seems like a lot of work when the end result is still needing to microwave a potato.

[@WayStedYou]

Especially with asmon, they would probably stay in the fridge for months

[@issadraco532]

see, you don't even come close to being able to reach the parasite levels of the dude in this footage. your brain is unable to comprehend the situation and the options available. if you wanted to go full-blown parasite mode, instead of 2 steaks and say 3 potatoes having to be cooked 3 times a day, you'd cook multiple steaks and potatoes at once. say 18 steaks and 27 potatoes. and then you can eat them however you like. either 2 steaks and 3 potatoes 3 times a day, or 3 steaks and 4.5 potatoes twice a day, or you can even go full parasite mode and eat the full 6 steaks and 9 potatoes once a day at 1AM. and reuse the same plate over and over again for the whole 3 days. so in the end, that's 1 pan cleaning, 1 plate for the steaks, 1 baking dish for the potatoes, and 1 plate that you'll eat from. and just leave everything on the kitchen counter. boom, you just reduced the pan cleaning by 90% from 9 to 1 and plate usage by 75% from 9 to just 2. and you removed the fridge from the equation and reduced microwave usage by 100% since they're already at perfect room temperature. apparently buddy says that he likes jerky, so don't worry he'll have his own homemade jerky. the steak by the end of the second day will be somewhere in between a steak and jerky, and will be well into jerky territory by the third day. just don't go over 3 days otherwise the stuff might start to go bad. although it's a thin ass dried up piece of steak and some potatoes, so nothing that will get you sick. probably even build up resistance over time and eventually be able to go 4 and 5 days without even noticing it. so yeah, you gotta put yourself in the mind of someone that lives like a parasite. how would he do things? how can he maximize the parasite lifestyle?

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

However it doesn’t take as long as it’s healthier for you. Something about starch

[@osmium6832]

@@issadraco532 Only reusing a paper plate for 3 days?! Some of us aren't millionaires. I get 3+ months out of my plates when using them for dry things. I bought a package of paper plates before covid, use them every day, and I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through. For a steak or other wet or greasy food, I eat it out of the container it was cooked or sold in. If I cooked steak, I'd eat it straight out of the skillet, wipe it down with a used napkin, and put that sucker back on the stove for next time.

[@nef36]

The time spent microwaving it would be much, much less than the time spent microwaving it to cook it, and you could decide not to microwave it at all. Also, if you made the steaks ahead of time too, you could microwave the steaks next to the potatoes

[@Cyb3rpunk117]

The Bruce Lee reference was actually a power play move. Well done Chef Asmon 💙

[@royalmarine1011]

Don't misquote the goat.

[@jamesc8722]

That picture…. The father, the son, the holy skillet.

[@Wickedstrife]

There are also people out there not putting seasoning on food. Guy is using seasoning and butter, and it's not raw. Tastes good not terrible for you and cost effective. Seems like a win.

[@colonelturmeric558]

Not all food needs to be heavily seasoned all the time. Do you season strawberries? Bananas? Yoghurts? Donuts? Bread?

[@derrickmeade4891]

I add shit to yogurt and on bread yes​@@colonelturmeric558

[@bruhmoment1835]

@@colonelturmeric558do you not season steak?

[@imjustabroom796]

⁠@@colonelturmeric558i was gonna agree with you but then you just started naming the dumbest things. strawberries and bananas?? like dude cmon you can’t be serious

[@flpsnk4848]

Asmon's steak video is perfect thin line between a real recipe and comedy and those guys are taking it so fckin real that only Asmon's reaction can make it that perfect real comedy again. Bless this content.

[@slaysen]

yeah, guga at least is tryharding but wanting to keep it 'educative' for his audience, but the other guy just keeps trying to look cool all the time

[@chadly19]

This is either brilliant parody or this man needs to be institutionalized

[@delinquentpanda]

And we'll never know which. Maybe its both.

[@sigigle]

It's definitely a bit of both haha

[@focal1475]

this man is a mad genius @@sigigle

[@sigigle]

@@focal1475 true that haha

[@LosDoyerss]

Agreed.

[@TotallyAwesomePanda]

"It's 1AM, it's Prime Steak Time" sends me every time 😂😂

[@MINIMAN10000]

The thing is 1 AM to me is typically like "prime fun time" and what's more fun than not only having a blast but doing so with a steak. A good meal and a good time is where it's at.

[@zachariekimball3726]

" I'm not crazy, I feel like I'm the only one who isn't crazy" Is definitely something a crazy person has said before.

[@Somehiguy]

I really hope you take them up on their offer, would love to see if your opinion changes, after eating a Guga dry aged

[@jasonmain6398]

Dry aged steak is fucking disgusting 😂

[@choke-]

​@@jasonmain6398have you ever tried it

[@ultratronger]

@@jasonmain6398 its literally a mild flavor it physically cannot be "fucking disgusting", specially when the added flavor isnt even bad

[@worldeater6769]

@@jasonmain6398 nah

[@Aboleo80]

Dry aged steak is one of the biggest scams on earth and that is with counting NFTs and Star Citizen.

[@9t_Nyne]

Can't wait to see the $2 steak vs $200 steak challenge

[@Khagrim]

Dude can easily hire people to cook and clean for him yet he continues to live like an ultimate neckbeard What a fucking legend!

[@tulkdog]

A microwaved potato is way better than a refrigerated 3 day old baked potato

[@mafia8500]

32 minutes of pure unscripted COMEDY, got me rolling from laughing the whole time OMEGALUL

[@TheGamingBacklogs]

The crossovers and longevity of this steak video is the gift that keeps on giving. Glad he did these cooking videos!

[@AlphaSpooks]

Legend. Just LEGEND. This guy has money, and he doesn’t give 2 fucks about it. He just lives as he did before and doesn’t give a shit. Love it. Hats down to you sir for being a living legend!

[@zackzittel7683]

Straight up I respect it. It’s shockingly refreshing

[@ironmanjakarta8601]

He might have to support his father. who lives in a house which is expensive to maintain.

[@videostash413]

dude, that's not hard, just takes half a ball.

[@mrglock22-]

Lmao this has to be an elegant troll of both parties 😂 so funny

[@RoboChocobo]

The genius of Zack’s content is its infinite longevity, with any engagement simply becoming a new clip to watch on his show the next day.

[@jmugurr994]

Asmon you should do the collab but have them use the same steaks you would cook so that you can see just how good a $2 steak can be when cooked by a pro.

[@Jac0bIAm]

This video deserves some sort of award. I do not remember laughing so hard at a video in months or even years 😂😂 . "But the garbage is full" "I can only smell dead animals"

[@dragonherald]

Watching other stuff of his and his reasonableness in other areas I know this sort of stuff is just a gamer bit, but goddamn he sells it really fucking well... probably because it wasn't always a bit, but holy fuck he sells it well.

[@chessophiler]

Yes, Asmon has the gamer life satire down perfect. Funniest react vid ever.@@dragonherald

[@VadeInSpiritu]

“It’s not like the refrigerator goes to sleep” yeah I also laughed out loud at this video. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[@dubsydabster]

1am is great time for steak. I go crazy trying new things at these hours.

[@TheTrivert]

Asmon talking about "The path to gluttony and indulgence" as if he didn't pave the road and paint the lines himself 🤣

[@XiaolinDraconis]

Well yeah, because that's his road. It's just another tuesday on his own road. When anyone else does it they gotta pay the toll.

[@matthewfetke8488]

What are you talking about? Asmon is basically a minimalist. Didn't you see the size of the steak he cooked? What glutton would cook such a small steak and be satisfied with it?

[@Naeidea]

Asmon is the only person I can comfortably watch his videos that last an hour. Not another person on YT is this good.

[@Clartarius]

This is true, each video is pure gold.

[@calebfairchild8745]

True that

[@funnytortoise]

These guys thrashed asmon's steak, I mean sent it to the shadow realm, and asmon just rolled along with the punches. He laughed at the jokes, bantered, argued, all in a very lighthearted way. W all the way. Jeez, asmon really does deserve all his success.

[@AcshualSnotski]

"Everyone else might be crazy, but I'm not crazy" That's just what a crazy person would say.

[@Elguja]

"One meal a day. A Steak." Not even Joking that's the Healthiest Advice I've heard from a streamer.

[@sugarybannana]

I totally agree. 1 meal a day for most people is all you really need

[@Throa98]

In the spirit of avoiding dishes, you could season it in the plastic tray said steak comes in, saving you extra washing on the pan or on a chopping board or w/e.

[@eibbor171]

yea thats what i do also next time make a steak cover it in honey...thank me later

[@Throa98]

@@eibbor171 I actually don't like steak, but I don't see why honey wouldn't work. Honey soy marinade is delicious

[@eibbor171]

@@Throa98 i thought honey and meat in general would be an odd mix and might not like it, but it was hands down one of the best things ive ever done. tomorrow im gonna try it with a burger overall im just gonna try honey with everything lol

[@7.62eclipse8]

@@eibbor171mix honey and hot sauce n put that shit on some chicken n waffles. You’ll thank me

[@lucapasini3392]

"I don't treat myself. I eat steaks. That's it. And they're good." This is actually profound and came absolutely out of nowhere.

[@ironmanjakarta8601]

He said he ate 1 1/2 pizzas. Isnt that treating yourself? Unless its made out of steak. He says he only eats steaks but it slips out he eats all sorts of junk foods like cookies and ice cream.

[@Hopdvil]

Just watching this guy break down Asmongold like he is his therapist is gold.

[@PatricHerrera]

Today we confirmed (not learned) that Asmon remembers every fire he's ever set, hoards plasticware from his restaurant raids, and can only smell when someone tries to poison him with diet soda along with the decay of those who attempt aforementioned poisoning. The man just oozes with power.

[@Rabbitfrom]

Im not informed enough to decide if it is intentional or accidental, but this guy is a comedy genius.

[@videostash413]

same

[@dutchthenightmonkey3457]

I love that I see this as he explains why only blue and purple artificial flavors are unhealthy

[@ShaunRF]

20:30 His box of ice cream sandwiches story is my favorite. "Why be happy some days of the week, when you could be happy every day of the week."

[@EB-73-]

You do use different pans for specific dishes thag require certain heat distributions, but 90% of your regular homecooked american meals are single pan dishes that can be prepared in any pan. Its just, if you have 20, keep the other 19 of them clean 😭 And sheets and shit definitely should be washed but tbh it was something I never thought about either till I was like 20 at the earliest

[@lazyxeno9404]

21:12 - 21:23 That's an excellent quote from him.

[@JJEMTT]

I love that he makes a "things that are unhealthy list" and he brings it back in the end. As soon as he heard it he was legit mad that he needed to add it to the list.

[@Coulterculture]

“What do you mean, it comes from the refrigerator” *eyebrow jump* love it

[@ieradossantos]

5:45 Bro is one maybe two steps away from bringing up the poop knife

[@jsuperhalo1]

They should collab and they cook eachother steaks. Watching Guga eat Asmon's steak would be content

[@joshviggiani9844]

Asmons reactions to gugas reactions to asmon are... gold. This was so fucking hilarious and undirectly relatable I laughed out loud repeatedly.

[@everynamealreadytake]

Only Asmon can turn a 9min video into a 32min react.

[@videostash413]

false

[@jerzybird89]

“Why be happy some days of the week, when you can be happy everyday of the week.” -Asmongold

[@knots9119]

gotta love how humble and candid zach is. true chad for real.

[@bretwilliams249]

I just want Asmon to be in a Guga video and eat a Guga steak. Life altering experience

[@michaelmcallister9519]

I didn’t think Asmon was crazy, right up until he said he’s the only sane person in the world. That’s crazy talk

[@sparkypi]

Zack, season it not in the pan or on a new dish, but in the tray you buy them in! The first will taste like your normal steak, but the longer they stay in the package the more flavor the dry rub will give them!