Car Thieves vs the Final GlitterBomb 5.0 | Asmongold Reacts

[@Toactwithoutthinking]

Calling a prank package you stole a scam perfectly encapsulates the mindset of the people who do this, they feel like they deserve what they steal.

[@binmanjackson3099]

Because someone stole their pen in school so they think stealing a bike or packages are what they have earned suffering through their lossof the pen..

[@EMG81xTHRASHER]

its an 8 year old dude.

[@seveneyes77]

@@EMG81xTHRASHERencapsulates the mindset of that 8 year old, that is most likely the parents' too, where else he would learn that shot at that age?

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

Those people need to get "violenced".

[@mikeloeven]

I would love to see one where there is a highly detailed 3d printed claymore in there that looks like it will actually blow up when the countdown ends but it is really a confetti popper. get that heart rate going

[@sinjin8576]

Police: setting up dangerous traps for thieves is illegal Also police: stopping thieves is your problem not ours.

[@Joedirt32]

I don't get why they're defending thieves, If you take something that isn't yours that's your problem.

[@sinjin8576]

@@Joedirt32 the best argument I could think of would be its dangerous to the public. Though I counter with they cease being "the public" the moment they touch my shit.

[@Joedirt32]

@@sinjin8576 exactly lol, act like a thief get treated like one

[@jacobd6315]

@@Joedirt32 Because it's California.

[@grawr3534]

Plus if you shoot said thieves you get in trouble. Owning a gun in CA is a lot of work.

[@bogan8865]

6.0 he puts a flashbang in it, and they just wake up to the carnage the box left behind.

[@aikighost]

Just change the smell spray to gas/parafin and a little torchlight that goes off after 15 seconds of spraying, job done.

[@TheTlank]

6.0 he just puts a nuclear fusion reactor in there.

[@Algebruh2407]

He just fills the box with anthrax

[@niknikelik2033]

6.0 Chlorophorm spray, puts everyone to sleep

[@dantekun1203]

I am all for an expanding katana bayblade.

[@TheRealWoofer]

“When you open it, it explodes the house”, fucking killed me 🤣 Oh, and Mark Rober for president 🤘

[@SleepyFen]

"They do this to scam people" Anyone who says this about something they stole deserves the fart spray bath they got.

[@danielhobbyist]

I think the kid didnt know it was stolen and that youtubers bought the thing, put the bomb in it, then returned it and then his mom bought it. Unless it was the same kid whose mom told him the truth

[@StylaRaVa]

calling stolen goods a scam the audacity

[@insertname9581]

It was a kid edit: the parent should be to blame not the kid*

[@kmeanxneth]

@@insertname9581 that is not an excuse

[@preoximerianas]

@@insertname9581Kids don’t come up with something like that on their own. It’s a learned behaviour from scummy parents.

[@Killer99215]

@@insertname9581 toss the kid in jail and put the parents on display.

[@ulisesroldan2955]

@@insertname9581 non Hispanic excuse for sure

[@fanuvgamez8754]

I like how the award winning mom let her child deal with the bomb she brought home.

[@kabosui]

Grade A parenting

[@noodles6390]

Just batsh*t crazy how the moral compass of some people is build

[@anhiirr]

im sure being a class A adult got them into the societal "rank up" of parent.

[@jordanrucker2949]

Best comment

[@reapercussions8450]

how about teaching your kids its cool to steal?

[@AliRadicali]

"Mom I think it's a bomb" *Kicks it down the stairs* TBH maybe humanity deserves to get skynetted, with this level of intellect on display.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Ted Kazynski would've killed off half of this generation had he started his reign of terror today.

[@fs5miFi1dM4u5]

To be fair I remember hearing from shows about the fbi a coworker who was in Iraq and videos about IEDs that things like mercury switches aren't common anymore. They would go off before reaching the target or being in range as a result people who made explosives resorted to other detonation methods, like light sensors or the ol'phone call/radio signal. So the kids reaction wouldn't be that dumb it'd be super counter productive to use a primary explosive in a bomb as it could go off any second if it feels like it.

[@ZeroKage69]

What else should they have done though?

[@AliRadicali]

@@ZeroKage69 Carry it outside and carefully place it down, like the other kid. Or if you're going to yeet it, at least throw it out a window so it ends up outside the building.

[@clydecraft5642]

@@turkeyman631 at least southerners usually have an acquired skill besides drugs

[@di_kid00]

"If somebody’s stealing anything from my car, they’re cleaning it." Words of wisdom

[@oathtaker_dg]

The fact that people put kids and infants in that situation make me absolutely enraged. As a kid who grew up around this kind of thing, its absolutely going to leave a mark on them. I hope they learn to be better than where they came from.

[@Strongest_under_heaven]

Absolutely. My father had his own troubled past, he used to steal cars, rob small stores and sell shit on the streets, before he had me. I remember one time as a kid stealing this monthly paid magazine out of someones mailbox and giving it to him. I thought he would be happy because he loved cars. As he looked at me handing him that magazine he almost cried, realising how I must have gotten it. Went on a long talk about how fucked up that is, and how I should be ashamed. I was. Then he took me to give the magazine back, made me ring the bell and apologise to the man I stole from. I can’t imagine I would be growing up doing shit like that, or see him do it. Even if your child just watches you, you are teaching him its okay to do, something we do and set him on a path of crime before his brain even finished developing.

[@Keklmaololhehe]

If you get shot stealing things, that should be 100% your own fault.

[@scp2539]

"should be" and most will agree with you. cali has decriminalized a lot of things or lowered the severity of the punishment so cops basically cant do anything about it. several places in cali wont even let cops respond if less then $1000 was stolen.

[@micahturner8297]

@@Fadaar i understand that, but at the same time if people are just complacent with theft then your just enabling more of it…

[@TacticalDimples]

@@scp2539 they even made it hard for regular citizens if they want to take defensive or preventative measures by demonizing firearms and passing stupid arbitrary laws. Meanwhile the same politicians that make and support these laws are walking around with armed security and live in a place where they don’t have to worry about getting shot by some mugger from the ghettos.

[@Rek-45]

yes, but you will still be the one who goes to jail.

[@scp2539]

@@TacticalDimples even after getting robbed or witnessing one due to increased crime from their decisions they still support them.

[@209Diskence]

To be honest, Mark Rober doing this is fucking amazing. But the thing that took me by surprise is how some of these families are actually absolutely okay with stealing and even letting their kids know that they stole these things. It's so shameless and honestly surprising.

[@XperimentorEES]

Just goes to show some people shouldn't have kids.

[@sikwitit773]

​@@XperimentorEESor be alive.

[@kirillhaetsky3049]

What even worse, some of the houses weren't really bad. I could understand if people in poverty stole stuff as it is their only option, but when you live good enough why the hell do you commit petty crime?

[@SasuPsycho]

Shows the state of your society perfectly. Aka: Why are people jumping turnstiles and nobody cares?

[@TheSpicyLeg]

Recently, a package thief turned up to a hospital with his hands smashed with a rubber mallet. Broke every bone in his right hand. I approved of it greatly.

[@MrDrumcorey]

Those poor kids that think they have good parents - even celebrating in the actions of theft. It turns my stomach to think that people literally teach their children to become criminals - the world is a selfish place sometimes....

[@wuy4]

Sadly, the reality is that there are many people who don't kill/rob/rape not because of a sense of morality, but because they'd get caught doing it and punished. When the catching and punishing stops, you end up with Detroit and San Francisco.

[@deleteman900]

It's not always about criminalizing their children, either. Go back to ye olde days of tribalism, when we were cavemen, right? It's all about othering the people you're fucking over. If you don't identify with them, it's easier to rationalizing taking their resources to provide for your own "tribe".

[@borlonto2771]

And when their “babies” grow up to be adults, rob people, get shot in the process, they will cry “mY bAbY dIdNt Do NuFfIn!”

[@powerbottom4971]

@@deleteman900 yeah. So gypsies.

[@SmoothAsFelt]

It's kinda nuts how up in arms we get about someone stealing a $500 video game machine but we just roll over and take the corpos running the government stealing thousands from every person every day

[@geekehUK]

I like the idea that the car thieves in SF getting wise to the glitter bombs means you could probably keep your car safe by putting an appropriately enticing empty box on the back seat

[@uncrunch398]

Not necessarily. They'll still break in to check further.

[@allrequiredfields]

20:56 - no, it isn't "made to do that' - that's just regular glass, and they don't treat it or cover it in case your car is submerged and you need to break the window. The windshield is made by laminating PVB between two pieces of glass so the glass doesn't shatter and go everywhere

[@doggie84]

You're half right. Where you are wrong is that it's not just "regular glass" . It's tempered glass and it's absolutely meant to break into small blunt pieces (instead of large sharp pieces) while being simultaneously stronger than "regular" glass. The lamination process you speak of is a real thing, but costs significantly more than other windows in a car. This is why it's done in more critical places like the windshield. The windows in the back of a car can vary, but they are always made with tempered glass. Most of time they aren't laminated the same as the windshield. The lamination process is used to make the windshield much stronger than just tempered glass alone. This is done to prevent oncoming objects from penetrating the cabin, like a rock on the highway or something.

[@Delain81]

When the glitterbomb gets so advanced it is worth more than the usual package with an occulus would have been

[@voilvelev6775]

Sure, but when they recover it they can re-use some of the materials.

[@DrDipsh1t]

@@WannaComment2 they're probably damaged/old and can't be resold/refurbished. Not many phone manufacturers offer an exchange/recycle program and places like gazelle would pay you like $20 for an older model used phone. Realistically all you'd need are the cameras of the 4 phones to be functional and 1 phone to upload.

[@xLuis89x]

@@DrDipsh1t those phones looked new , though

[@DrDipsh1t]

@@xLuis89x the backside of the phones did. We don't know the condition of the front side. Also if they're old models, they'd be dirt cheap. I still have my galaxy s5 and s8 that look basically brand new because of the case and tempered glass screen protectors I used with them. Would be worthless now as a trade in.

[@isaacmadhavan]

@@WannaComment2 A phone doesn't just have a camera, though. It has a computer, microphones, a GPS module, accelerometers, and, of course, communications modules (SMS, WiFi, Bluetooth) --- all in a neat package. So... the phones are super useful for this type of application.

[@RejectedInch]

It's impressive that the 8 y.o figured it out, even more impressive ( and scary) is that he's been raised to believe that being a thief is ok.

[@l33tninja1]

Don't worry its only going to get worse as AI and other govrrnment and corporation actions make it impossible to live honestly. Right now we are only dealing with the lazy and some desperate people. Soon it will be millions who are desperate for food and shelter.

[@chewie-v9546]

​@@l33tninja1Can you elaborate on that? What exactly is AI doing for us to not live honestly? Art isn't an argument so please don't use that.

[@YuProducciones]

@@chewie-v9546 Asmongold reacted to another video where a guy lost his job to an AI, and there are a LOT of people lossing jobs brother. I get what L33tninja1 its saying...

[@TechnoMinarchist]

​@@chewie-v9546Every job will be automated

[@chewie-v9546]

@@TechnoMinarchist Great job not answering the question by any means. Not even the one I asked who why are you responding?

[@bryceroberts2965]

I hate thieves so much. The only regret I feel for them is that their children have to suffer from parents moronic behavior.

[@bryceroberts2965]

@@xXSinForLifeXx Always leads back to parents, though. Not the kids fault their parents are pieces of shit.

[@hoangdung7494]

@@xXSinForLifeXx they learnt by examples

[@blueblue9410]

Or their pets 😢

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

It sickens me that some children are conditioned into thinking stealing is okay, I get thinking “I need my child to have something to enjoy” but if you truly want the best for your child it would be to teach them to be good people

[@milan51259]

Their mindset is: "If they can buy this stuff, they have enough money. So if I take it for myself, I am the good guy here." If you give something to these kind of people, they will laugh behind your back of you being "a fool" or they simply laugh directly in your face. You can't argue with this kind of people. Just don't associate with them in any kind or form.

[@adamkaangambrill]

Here’s the ACTUAL final glitter bomb: It’s just a regular fucking bomb, the package thief gets turned into ‘glitter’.

[@krawc0]

Just as Mike finishes saying "spike of hardened steel" while showing it Asmon pauses the vid and confidently nods and says "ceramics" 😆

[@the_last_ranger]

gotta love that family with the parents teaching their kids how to be scumbags, its ok though they got a cross on the wall they're clearly a nice god fearing family

[@s12y6o24]

i was wondering if anyone else noticed: it kinda reminds me of how pirates were fairly superstitious(maybe it applies to porch pirates as well?)

[@nox22119]

Yeah they're fake it's clearly in the bible the 10 commandments it says do not steal they're going to hell for breaking it.😂

[@plagueday5395]

​@@nox22119 If they repent they could, but you are right.

[@Foxtail190]

The sheer amount of thieves is what surprises me most. Couldnt be me, I'd feel insane guilt.

[@spectralassassin6030]

Probably cause you have a little something called empathy. Something that the pieces of shit that do this crap obviously don't have.

[@Foxtail190]

@@spectralassassin6030 clearly

[@Foxtail190]

@@Quintessence4444 ???

[@wuy4]

Sadly, the reality is that there are many people who don't kill/rob/rape not because of a sense of morality, but because they'd get caught doing it and punished. When the catching and punishing stops, you end up with Detroit and San Francisco.

[@Foxtail190]

@@emperorborgpalpatine If I were to take it up as a profession maybe. The more I stole as a kid the more I felt bad later. Wishing I could make up with the people I stole from

[@Rattled76]

I think it’s hilarious that they actually get mad about it. When they are the ones in the wrong.

[@tereninsecundus6084]

It takes a lesser being's lack of basic ethics to go about and rob another with so clean a conscience to begin with.

[@Pepitobenito]

Getting defensive when being proven to be in the wrong is sickeningly the standard behavior of the times.

[@StMargorach]

Narcissists with a victim mentality...

[@odram]

At 13.33 Countdown runs and he puts that thing beside the propane tank xD

[@Alex-hj2jd]

Idk why he blurs the faces of criminals. Let them be shamed for stealing.

[@jeffbailey6666]

Depending on the state u can't film someone without permission doesn't matter if u record a crime you can't show their face

[@Alex-hj2jd]

@@jeffbailey6666 if its on public property, then you can always record

[@JuanLopez-kk9wi]

​@jeffbailey6666 That is not true in all states you have every right to flim people in public.

[@jamespremo5634]

It could be used by the criminals to claim they didn't have a fair trial.

[@matthewmullins4046]

​​@@jamespremo5634 How can that be a legitmiate defense? They're being recorded stealing?

[@codebluewatch]

I bought a box of 250 cockroaches and left it out because things kept getting stolen, since my friend has an extermination service it didn’t take long for my friend to report a call to the cops about someone with a new desperate cockroach problem😂 and the box was found in their garbage can 🎉

[@isaacmadhavan]

This is superb! You and your friend should make money from these thieves.

[@NEEDbacon]

It's like a more wholesome version of a coroner murdering folks so he has work to do tomorrow.

[@acow1385]

You should put bedbugs, those things are the fucking worst.

[@Imperial_Lizardgirl]

​@@isaacmadhavan Yo! This is a business. Straight up normal business.

[@petrzacharias6622]

Co tinue woth that. You get rid of thieves, they got arrested and friend get more paying job. :D

[@jwaffle42]

4:44 Imagine seeing on the news "package smuggler is killed when they stole a package off a front porche and it had a bomb on the inside of it. That would probably deter alot of porche thieves.

[@Sanches7557]

It’s like a Joker’s mindset: “You see, police won’t do anything about car thieves. But one small package with “a little surprise” for a thief and BOOM! They are hunting YOU now. People love plans. Car thieves have a plan, so nobody’s reacting”

[@TyroneTasty]

What if not life threatening but enough to lose some fingers?

[@WaitWhoWhat]

​@TyroneTasty I'd prefer life threatening in all honesty.

[@brettstephens92]

This is a real life " when a villain meets a monster"

[@scribbles1940]

13:58 That’s when it should be completely fine to put a hallow point in the cranium of that waste of flesh. (:

[@magisterrleth3129]

One's not enough.

[@scribbles1940]

@@magisterrleth3129 Not worth the lead, ammo is getting expensive my friend.

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@scribbles1940 You can't put a price on catharsis.

[@jamesrustle7536]

"Diversity" is our strength gang.

[@Anuisgod]

typical suspects

[@YutaBLv]

I actually drive around SF now with suitcases filled with wasps. What I do is cut open the entire suitcase and cover the zippers from the inside with the same residue wasps make for their nest and then I place a wasp nest and seal the suitcase back up. When the zipper is open, it'll tear the up residue or wall in which wasps usually think is part of their nest and they go ape shit on whoever attacks their nest.

[@nowknow]

I do the same thing but with Ebola

[@Meem-v02]

Same, but with sulfuric acid​@@nowknow

[@noadsbro]

same, but with a nuclear warhead

[@jollygirl94]

It reminds me of Cruella when she released the moths by sewing moth eggs on a dress. Wonderful. Update us once the wasps are released, these thieves deserved it.

[@mynameisjeff.]

Not sure if serious, but keep in mind that this is highly illegal and you will go to jail if somebody opens that suitcase

[@DarkHowlerz]

The gall to call someone a scammer after stealing from them is crazy.

[@imtube333]

Sadly Once it's property of 2000.00 or less its a misdemeanor with no penalty, so (to the police) its a waste of resource to track down a perpetrator if they can't charge them for anything at most they could be fine 500.00 or 2 week community service.

[@bibsp3556]

It's kinda sad at the short sightedness; as if stealing 20 small packages is better than 1 big one.

[@diamonje]

IMO The smashing of the car window should be enough for a $500 fine. I bet it's a pain in the cock to get them replaced.

[@KoinzellGaming]

The thing is that I'm certain that the amount of R&D and also components makes it worth at the very least 1-2k.. Maybe more.. Not to mention that the people who steal stuff have already stolen far more stuff than 2k easily.. Just an fyi- it wasn't just about what was stolen, it was also a "Criminal trespass".. But who cares, right? At least the police who get paid with tax dollars don't care. District attorney in San Fran is kinda mad, the police doesn't even bother exercising the law because even if they bring people in, the district attorney will let them go free as long as it doesn't reach 2k + or something.

[@ericl1421]

Make 3 strike property theft a felony and 3 strike felony life and this problem disappears. 9 chances is plenty for this scum.

[@alnilam8933]

@@kingdj8918 "hundreds of hours.." is kinda a stretch, especially when there's video footage and I bet most of these are already on the system anyway.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

I've gone to work (accidentally) with my back door open, front door open, car trunk open, keys to my truck on a table beside my front door, and with my packages sitting on the porch over night. I'm thankful to live in a conservative small town.

[@ccfreakMetal]

7:50 , yep, they came up with the hide mechanism, as people kept breaking them off 😄

[@cheyjackson909]

I bet the local glass companies are making a killing.

[@floofy5529]

Probably even buying the stolen products to encourage it!

[@4X10S]

Btw true story, we had a car repair in the area and they were paying people to puncture car wheels & break mirrors.

[@cheyjackson909]

Geez ,that is pretty messed up!

[@akumpi]

@@4X10S the american dream

[@annienunyabiz6627]

For anyone wondering about the Crunchlabs thing, I got it for my kid. You build the toy yourself and it comes with a link to a 20 minute video that teaches you about the principles behind the mechanic you're learning that month. This last month's was about ratchets, and integrated the flywheel from the month before. It's actually a kinda cool engineering lesson that doesn't feel like a school lesson.

[@ancientgamer3645]

What is truly sad is that these crooks think it is OK to rob other people who may have just spent their life savings on something they always wanted, and then poof, it is gone!

[@ProtekNickz]

Gotta love asmongold when he said "if some ones stealing shit outta my car, they're cleaning it!" hahahahahah xD

[@unknowncompany4479]

The point of tempered glass making tiny cube-like pieces, is not so it wont cut you. IT WILL CUT YOU, its glass, sharp glass. But, the pieces are so small there is practically 0 chance you can fatally harm yourself with them.

[@duratoke]

14:50 "If somebody steals shit out of my car, trust me, they're cleaning it." Keeping it golden.

[@Beowulfr23]

Dude it's amazing the audacity of people their out here stealing packages then complaining that said packages aren't what they expected

[@gamerGUY3013]

Y'all should look up the video of the guy that put a flashbang in his truck. Some thieves broke the window, put half his body in the truck and then there flashbang goes off. The New Orleans police department put out a tweet saying not to take the law into your own hands after lol it was great

[@Aquadecember23]

Police won't do anything so that is a perfect way to make them learn not to ever do that again lol

[@zwan1886]

Dude still got his window smashed by some mop head though

[@patrickgardner2204]

If the police wont enforce the law. How can they get mad when citizens do

[@TheBrowniesOwn]

16:40 he talks about them and treats them like animals, because thats what they are.

[@scimbrelo]

Man that's legit that this dude went from NASA to being lowkey Batman

[@Leongon]

The insistence on this being the last glitter bomb is probably to get them to fall for the next one since they seemed very cautious about what packages they stole this time.

[@bible1944]

yeah likely, don't point it out tho

[@Alacernovum]

Ssshh!

[@Leongon]

Hehehe.

[@ezaf5989]

Being a porch thief is less cringe then being a furry

[@dazza761]

@@ezaf5989 no it's more cringe. At least furries don't harm other people.

[@benj1b]

He should engineer a car that traps people in the window when they break in

[@azenyr]

It should actually be kinda easy to do. And they should absolutely do it. I would guess their mates in the car would just leave them there and run away lol

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

There's a movie just like that

[@killergamer1012]

I mean they could just climb back out the open window they broke.

[@gutoguto0873]

@@killergamer1012that would close up

[@_UPRC]

Mark Robar is amazing. We need more people like him.

[@jonasduell9953]

@Seriously? Mark Robar should run for president!

[@alichehab5804]

Yeah I love Mark Robar. Very inspiring.

[@Baalaaxa]

It's Mark Rober. At least get the guy's name right.

[@jonasduell9953]

@Seriously? 😂

[@Revoku]

the thing he is using is an emergency tool, they are window breakers and belt cutters for if you drive into water during an accident you can cut your belt and break the glass(because the pressure stops you opening the door till the car fills up at the bottom) they have a ceramic tip on them that instantly shatters glass

[@ROFLp0wNz]

The problem with the kid that knows his mum stole it, is that if he wanted to be a better person he could. If he told his mum to stop stealing for him, she probably would. But he defends her and calls it a scam. He would rather defend her wrongdoings than help her be a better person, and she would rather steal than teach her son how to be a decent human being. What a world we live in, and thats just 2 people.

[@scrungo7610]

Yeah it’s definitely the child’s fault, not the mom

[@EyelessAugust]

@@scrungo7610both, she raised him that way and he remained that way

[@SDK2K9]

I'm sad that's his last Glitter Bomb video, but I have enjoyed the 5 year journey. Also I'm ecstatic to hear those 3 scam call centers were shut down and the higher ups were arrested. Just shows what we're capable of if we all work together.

[@Cablev94]

Bruv, these videos are confirmed fake.

[@Jayem-]

​@@Cablev94okay and?

[@bllllood]

@@Cablev94 rly now ? where your proofs ?

[@basillah7650]

@@Cablev94 He is a prank youtuber not fake but legit not doing anything except annoy the people he doing it to.

[@legendary8879]

​@@basillah7650 Thats literally the purpose of It though.

[@lootmaster1337]

With so many car breaks a day it feels like there needs to be a more permanent solution than just some fart spray.

[@RK-ej1to]

Rabid trunk monkeys

[@NearbyHades]

put real bombs in packages

[@belialofeden]

Zyklon B

[@shunnyshun]

@@RK-ej1to 😂

[@thenewfoundation9822]

A nail gun pointed in the right direction.

[@PerpetuaILearning]

As funny as these videos are I can’t help but feel angry at the people who have zero remorse for their actions.

[@FargonNemeloc]

Forget about having no remorse, they are training kids to have no care at all and to actually feel as if they are the victims for stealing something that isn't their's The entitlement, the hubris to actually claim victim for not getting the thing they thought they stole, what a twisted worldview

[@lars7747]

That's why glitterbomb 6.0 should have C4. No more stealing after that one

[@chrisironland7050]

@@lars7747 It's the truly last glitterbomb that has the video uploaded in Liveleak instead of KZbin

[@Magnusfication]

Glitterbomb 6.0 should just explode with glue or pur foam to completely ruin their house

[@bustywaifus]

The laws in California are VERY weak, so they abuse the system.

[@AnyMEmdq]

23:45 No, they are not done, the moved locations and reopened within a month

[@John-eh6jg]

This dude is a legend , watch the video of when he was stuck at home during covid and built a GIANT squirrel obstacle course in his backyard to retrieve a big gift of nuts and fruits . And as a wildlife rescue guy he did them all so the squirrels wouldn't get hurt and people like myself dont get butt hurt lol .He would measure how far they could jump and how far they could fall without getting hurt .. Dude is a straight up GENIUS .

[@n8bogue]

It's crazy the stuff these people tell themselves to try to make it ok; "they let me take their stuff", "GOD put this on me", this is mental ish

[@arcady0]

As a native of San Francisco (I now live in a suburb not far from it) what ticks me off is the police have been refusing to deal with problems like this for decades because it's an organized operation with lots of players and taking it down means doing work. Instead when I worked in the courts I'd see whole task forces dedicated to having a couple guys who can 'look the part' walk up to idiots and pretend to offer drugs or ask to buy small amounts of street level drugs - take down the seriously stupid ultra low level offenders, and ignore complex more serious problems. And of course they focus those task forces in areas with high likelihood of black or brown offenders because juries won't ask questions and just return guilty when the defendant 'fits the profile'. Meanwhile real issues like the thefts in these videos just go unchecked. In the video - the part where he shows where two cars were parked. One of those neighborhoods was an historically poor area where the projects used to be. But the other by the water is a wealthy area. The police ignore the issue in both. Note how he also comments on the jacket. People who look into these things do notice that most 'real crime' in any given city is committed by a very small number of highly active actors. With some manpower - the cops could end all of this. The number of people involved is probably very small.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Anything under $900 isn't a crime, and Gascon, your DA, won't prosecute

[@NN-pe6ip]

You get what you vote for.

[@ViddyOJames]

You think any police want to do work when activist judges are going to get them back on the street as soon as possible? All while having their funding reduced and having to walk on eggshells lest they take action against the wrong person and have their livelihood stripped from them forever despite it never being an issue before?

[@davide4725]

@@ViddyOJamesAsking cops not to kill people before their CONSTITUTIONALLY MANDATED TRIAL is walking on eggshells....?

[@gustavogoesgomes1863]

this sounds absolutely insane to me. in brasil, a public servant (like a cop or delegate) denying duty is a crime (prevaricação, but it seems prevarication is a false cognate, they aren't the same thing). excepting discretionary acts, when a public servant has the ability to act, they have also the obligation. obviously, it sadly doesn't work perfectly on practice. but at least it's a law violation

[@k2k4]

Asmon's initial response of 'lol put C4 in it' was the first thing I thought about this.. Of course they're already skirting the law since booby traps aren't legal and actually hurting someone is against the law, even if they stole from you. Although I think that if the state sanctioned a few package thief napalm bombs there's a case that the criminal sentenced their own self when they stole the package and the consequences were completely the results of their own risk.

[@voltage6507]

It honestly sucks bc I personally feel thieves deserve pain and to be hurt.

[@DrRussian]

@@voltage6507 Gunpowder and black powder can be shipped FYI. A thief that steals such a package that "mysteriously" catches fire cannot claim its a trap, as its marked as hazardous. A lot of thieves won't take the time to check.

[@jackdoesstuff9033]

-has a cross on the wall -can't follow the 10 commandments

[@GenericProtagonist7]

I say this as an American Christian, so obviously take the conflicting statement with care; Never trust that an American religious person is actually religious. They're almost always just wearing it as an aesthetic style.

[@wmhazim5030]

Dude is becoming real tony stark.

[@thorveim1174]

what i dont get the most is... why are packages left on porches in the first place? Here in france packages that cant fit in a mailbox (and all mailboxes have locks) are instead kept at the post office t be collected, and a paper slip to come collect it left in the box instead. Also when you collect they ask for proof of identity so stealing the slip is worthless. I dont know why the same isnt done here, with packages either left in a locked box, or safely kept in the post office until they are collected.

[@Wet_Fungus]

I know right, here in the uk, they will hide it in the side passage or behind a bush for you, or else they get fired, they send a pic to tell you where it is l

[@dlanbatal]

You can ask postal services to do that in the US, and for expensive enough items you have to sign so this will happen. But it's not all packages because it's more convenient to just have it there in areas with less theft

[@wanganeu]

In civilized world (not the US) we also have gates and fences - its not possible to leave any package in my yard unless you break in or throw it over the fence.

[@philltheotherguy1868]

@@wanganeu how do gates imply a more civilized society? It means you need more security, so it must be less civilized.

[@i_am_angle5287]

I like how the upgrades are not cause anything failed but the creator thought of more ways to mess with the thieves

[@joehonest7074]

He lives in California. They lawmakers have literally told the police not to enforce those laws because they aren’t going to take them at the jail.

[@bobfaget100]

Gotta love the dems

[@TheFullNeilson]

He should do another one with bear spray and a box with a full living hornets nest.

[@behzadmirmozaffari2563]

C4 and wasps are a good combo!

[@jn3697]

They should have used the Swedish fermented fish juice as the fart spray.

[@Kastev30]

Bro, they just want to cause them pain with the fart spray, not actually kill them. That Surströmming is a fucking war crime

[@jn3697]

@@Kastev30 Haha... You may be right.

[@KatsuoAkimoto]

@@Kastev30 who cares ? those people deserve worse

[@sikwitit773]

​@@KatsuoAkimotoyes death for stealing and executing your entire family for jaywalking also by that logic.

[@naektergal]

"if someone is stealing shit out of my car, trust me they're cleaning it." Had me laugh out loud on the train home from work remembering Asmon talking about the review/reaction of his place.

[@Haleorn]

Its so American to be like "yo yo here's a series of people clearly involved in organised crime in broad daylight which nothing is seriously gonna be done about - so I a man of culture and rocket science am gonna mess with them using glitter and fart spray." Its a very entertaining video but wtf America

[@bobfaget100]

I think the yoyos are the ones doing the crimes. Dont diversify kids.

[@clarenceyax8117]

The thing about America though, is that each state is basically it's own "mini" country. Over here where I live, you get shot and killed for doing that shit, and it's legal to do so. In other parts of the country it is nearly a small utopia where the biggest problems that occur are due to nature. Then you have places like Miami or other murder capitols and it's a crazy twilight zone. We are so massive and diverse that you can drive a few hours and experience a completely different type of living.

[@sikwitit773]

​@@clarenceyax8117Yep in Florida if someone's trying to kill you and you have children in the house and fire a warning shot at them to scare them off you go to jail for 20 years like Marissa Alexander.

[@jamescollins6085]

@@sikwitit773 Sucks to live somewhere the rights of the criminal trump those of the victim.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Making a serious legal effort to go after these people would be declared racism and any of them who were caught would be released without bail. I fucking love listening to people whine about American policies while being the exact type of person who would vote for what causes it if they were American.

[@grinchiestgrinch7289]

Honestly that wasp nest idea is evil genius level and i hope we get to see it

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

Evil Mark Rober is a very funny idea

[@bllllood]

venomous centipedes + wasps :)...maybe some bullet ants too....box get stolen..."activate door opening for insects to come out"....car//home is now having an infestation :3

[@jamescollins6085]

@@bllllood It should be delayed so that it will release the insects when nobody is around to see it happen. Then again, I value the lives of the insects more than the lives of the thieves, it would be cruel to send them to their death like that.

[@bllllood]

@@jamescollins6085 dont rly matter if a few of them die..they would not show you mercy either if you happen to cross path with them in the nature(even if you have no hostile intent to begin with)...well..maybe spare wasps because they're needed for plant pollenization.....but centipede and bullet ants ? i dont think they rly have a purpose...anyway..do you rly think those thieves would want to chance a visit to the hospital for attempting to get ride of those insects ?...i certainly would not and would flee immediatly....wasp would be funny though if the thieve think they're JP hornets XD "are you f----ing kidding me ?" in thieve mind

[@greedfox7842]

Please know that I would definitely try something else Percussive things... Everyone in the neighborhood would know But you know Out of all my worst ideas My best ones are abstractives Big time. the fist letter of each line in in the box. >:/

[@jrbaxterstockman548]

I love that Asmongold always watches the product placement ad, even in videos where its all at the end. He'll watch it in entirety and sometimes comment on how it's convenient to keep it to the very end.

[@tristambre632]

Imagine if those filthy thieves would put equal efforts into doing something good of their life instead. We would live in a better world.

[@FargonNemeloc]

They can't, thats why they steal, its easy and if they get out of the situation then the consecuences are on the victims Its perfect for them, the effort to steal is negligible compared to the effort to work, get the money and secure the desired object

[@XavionofThera]

Nah, probably not. They're stupid - so all their efforts would amount to little. These people simply shouldn't exist.

[@RichyRich2607]

Effort? They just pick up boxes tho

[@nayaleezy]

it would be better if it was just an exploding package, C4

[@amaizen4817]

agreed lol

[@amaizen4817]

@@Quintessence4444 i mean, a grenade is probably the least aimable of all weapons out there but yeah sure why not

[@bellzhellz5922]

I am pretty sure that is terrorism... maybe a big glitter bomb sure

[@amaizen4817]

@@bellzhellz5922 that's what big media want s you* to believe Lies and deceit!

[@devonaveii2675]

@@azenyr bro shut the fuck up and stop copy pasting your arson ideas all over

[@cimbakahn]

Asmongold TV: Yessssss! Mark Rober is so cool. There should be more people like him in the world. I loved your idea about the wasps! This is downright hilarious!

[@matthewbartke4424]

19:00 Maybe value is the reason they're not stealing it. If the value is over a certain number, the penalty if you get caught might go from misdemeanor to felony, so they avoid it.

[@ethanhoward389]

19:21 "good" Asmon sounding like a teacher grading a paper and checking for points

[@scp2539]

so for anyone curious, in the us its illegal to make a trap that can cause harm to people for the sake of catching someone doing something illegal. its the cops job even when they wont do it and taking their job gets you in trouble. fun fact, some people actually do leave dangerous boxes as if its a delivery for the sake of hurting others. i remember a story from 100 ways to die about a thief dying from anthrax or something like it due to stealing a trapped package from a judge. if this is in cali then its less the cops wont do anything and significantly more that they cant do anything.

[@Gray-soul_81]

Not only did they use a tool to break the glass, it's also where they hit it. The corners of the frames.

[@evanhines2490]

It doesn't matter where you hit it.

[@NEEDbacon]

@@evanhines2490 It does though. Aiming for the center it could bounce back at you. Being near the frame there's less deflection, and increases the chance of a shatter.

[@Blackdrama20]

28:36 why does your outro make me so happy

[@GitGoodGaming]

14:15 false all side windows shatter easily. Its only the windshield that isnt.

[@romeoalpha68]

Also in case you ever get in a wreck it prevents you getting trapped inside of a vehicle . I have one of those hammers in my glove box . Living in Michigan in an area where there are tons of natural ponds , creeks , in land lakes , there's a chance my car if I get in a wreck my vehicle could end up in water . That window being like that has saved people from drowning .

[@evanhines2490]

That is why headrests detach. They're meant for breaking glass in the case of emergencies.

[@NEEDbacon]

@@evanhines2490 That sounds very nice, but they're more for whiplash. Though you could use the spikes to bust out a window, they're ultimately not designed for it. The ceramic from spark plugs however, totally will. Though that's less useful info.

[@TwoBs]

I keep one with a seatbelt cutter in my armrests in the front and back seat. We spent an evening one day showing our son how to use it on an old junk vehicle we were taking in for scrap. Hell, I even tried it out (I found it’s best to hit the bottom corner of the window and then push out with your elbow for a quick exit). Just hoping we never have to use those things, but very handy to have. I’d rather just reach into the armrest and grab that as opposed to fiddling with the headrest like another mentioned, especially if you’re in a situation where you can’t move around much with a stuck seatbelt.

[@RenegadeAcre]

I dont even play video games but Asmon is an essential part of my life now.

[@aschnt-983]

These toys for teaching sciences (and maybe other variations) are probably one of the best, if not the best way to ever teach. This is something school should be. I'm absolutely conviced this would sparkle lights of curiosity and maybe even passion in many. Can't see anything but amazing futurs with this concept !

[@MrPaukann]

This way of teaching will spark the lights of curiosity, but will take too much time to teach the fundamental concepts necessary for a uni. Learning fundamental academic concepts as well as learning how to study something, which you don't find fun, are essential.

[@Youwood667]

@@MrPaukann BRO ITS A KID'S TOY NOT FOR UNIVERSITY AND ACADEMIC STUDIES LAY DOWN THE CRACK PIPE PLEAAASE

[@Babyboomer_59]

These type of kits date way back, I had a kit growing up in the late 60s or early 70s as a kid, it was from Radio Shack. It was a electrical wiring kit, you could make up circuits with it.

[@SmokeStack-yk3kz]

This is Mark going Nuclear ☢️ with the glitter bomb! Dude is a absolute beast

[@chrisazzy]

I'm surprised there's not more content creators out there doing variations of this.

[@coolfrymaster]

It’s pretty pricey tbh, gotta buy cameras, microphones, a tracker, as well as all the traps and having the knowhow to put it all together.

[@bradmiles1984]

@@coolfrymaster Exactly, most youtubers aren't engineers who run their own shop.

[@pandacub6164]

Because most content creators don't live in poverty/crime riddled areas.

[@Shin_Akumi]

@@Quintessence4444 stand for something, or fall for anything.

[@Badassdude1234]

Easier to just fake animal rescue videos instead.

[@JM-ym8mm]

Well... I'm not sure what the guy thinks they scammed him out of, it definitely wasn't "shame". Holy shit the entitlement 🤣

[@AlexWaff]

"moooom, I think it IS a bomb!" *kicks it down the stairs* Yeah, that's how you make a potential bomb explode.

[@insertname9581]

You expect a child to know that?

[@kuro.hitsuji]

I was parked in San Francisco once and some dude casually broke into a car and was going through it. Police were maybe 10 feet away, saw, and did nothing. That's wild though, stealing from a moving car.

[@chrisescue6555]

Lol asmond just captivated when the ad starts at the end 😂

[@whoshotya117]

We should go back to thieves getting their hands lopped off if caught.

[@richarddevenezia8186]

James Bond back window Iris closure. Look ma, no hand!

[@flashkirby101]

Go back to? They still do that in the middle east as far as I know. I think 2023 is last one I heard about.

[@Moctop]

Fill the car with mustard gas so when he breaks the window and leans in he'll learn something.

[@slynoodle4013]

The cops didn't help Mark out when his package was stolen because he lives in California.

[@alex_vee]

13:27 - Placing an near-to-explode bomb right next to gas tanks. Smart guy.

[@cezaryborowski9907]

glass break on pieces because its a " hardening glass" ...process of making this kind og glass is different and yes its more safe but its create because of resistance to scrathchess.:) in cars they use this on side winows and back window.but front glass dosnt "crash" because its another kind of glass - laminate.hardened glass is stick with glue to laminate to prevent pieces of broken glass reach to inside of car.:)

[@ForgedinPrint]

I think it would be funny to just have a car sitting out in these usual spots, but instead of the regular (and for good reason) glass have it all bulletproof glass and just watch them try to break in with that strategy. Would be hilarious.

[@NEEDbacon]

They'd probably give it a few good wails, then realized something's up and move on, sadly.

[@brunogamesbr1]

​@@NEEDbacon yeah, they are opportunists, you have to trap them in the situation, if they can't pop the window and grab it they'll just go away, a better option would be making an impossible to open package and pack it full of throwaway electronics for when the thieves do get inside, they can't do jack shit with it, my biggest pet peeve with the glitter bomb is that he uses smartphones, even it they are cheap throwaway ones, it's something the thieves can salvage

[@Crypt696]

It is because they already have buyers who will take certain products from them quickly. Sitting around with a stolen item you don't have fences to shift it to asap, just lives you holding a stolen item you can't get rid of, most devices are enabled on networks so very easy to track where it is (seen in this vid) Phones, laptops, tablets are not sold as devices, they are sold are given to people who strip them to parts (same with stolen cars) which make much more money and well the device is dust so no chance of getting ot back to owner.

[@davidrenner6459]

Just watched this last night. Really great engineering. Love those videos.

[@erinhardick4803]

What happens when engineers get pissed and have free time? The best pranks on asshats ever :)

[@TheAceInfinity]

Mark is definitely a legend of his own right. Good for him!

[@Stig69]

With the car one, they should install those car-stopper-pole-things that pop out of the ground around the dummy car. They always pull up beside it, and it'd be the perfect place to trap them