Hawk Tuah Podcast is Genuinely Terrible | Asmongold Reacts

[@HunterTN]

I blame the kid that fell in Harambe's enclosure. The boy is 11 today, he is old enough to stand trial for what he did to humanity.

[@michaelhollis764]

This is deranged in a funny way.

[@sixstab2967]

You speak truth. He should.

[@Portuducks]

But at least Harambe got to star in a movie and be a terrible Ghostbuster.

[@r.hughes5737]

No kidding he should be held accountable him and the mother

[@jjww30]

Also gorillity.

[@MrJol420]

Bruh she said ONE line on a street interview. How did this happen

[@pko1683]

idiocracy is real

[@LucifeRxGoSu]

comedians have been getting famous for 1 liners for like 100 years, and it happens at least a few times every year now since social media came about. where have you been bro ?

[@MiaMizuno]

Also, she had SUCH A MASSIVE luck on the fact, that 3 years ago people would drive crazy for spitting, she'd Land on jail in the middle of pandemic. I wished I could use the time machine and Show the video in 2020/2021 and mention to people she will be massively popular, people would bring me to mental home

[@marcwilliams9824]

Andy Warhol called it decades ago.

[@Domoreyoga_]

Americans 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@KJBH999]

Why am I watching this.. Back to Warhammer

[@w1ndt]

based

[@meadandmilk]

For real, just finished the last Avarax mission and it was a masterpiece. Part of me wants to delay the final chapter so it lasts longer.

[@Xephyranth]

this is pure heresy, we must go back to listening / reading warhammer lore brother, lest it starts tainting us

[@dupeydog68]

I was watching spaceking on flashgitz

[@sniperschiavo]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@soapgaming4903]

You all CLEARLY don’t understand the masterpiece that is Talk Tuah. This podcast changed my life, my wife came back, my children came back, and even my dog came back, just to turn this podcast off.

[@ScaryMango6755]

😂😂😂

[@xonmybuckle]

they really dont get dark humour

[@shun8104]

lmfao

[@jimb.598]

😂😂

[@rudi9358]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhiteBueno]

What’s even stupider is that I’m listening to a guy talking about a guy talking about that girl talking about herself.

[@zecharius]

What's even more idiotic is me reading the comment of a guy listening to a guy, who is talking about a guy talking about that girl, who is talking about herself.

[@stinkfinga4918]

The future is bleak

[@JasonSchwartz51580]

The great content/drama rat race is real, and fame, however fleeting or stupidly won, is its gasoline. You don't hate it enough.

[@JasonSchwartz51580]

@@zecharius Brother we're at the bottom of a very long list of pathetic.

[@ashleyproostentousalwa]

Was thinking the same thing 😂

[@deminisis]

We've gone backwards in society.

[@SubjectiveFunny]

This is the least of our problems, chill out..

[@Smj1303]

Western society is f’d and I think it’s too late to save it

[@Tommysimonsen]

You just got your pants on the wrong way. Were moving the other direction.

[@livamyyo]

@@SubjectiveFunny Well something lead to it, and it's obviously part of the problem. Chill out.

[@LiveTUNA]

Since Obama we've been going backwards. 😢

[@729usbow]

killing harambe destroyed our timeline

[@JasonSchwartz51580]

As funny as that is, what's actually killing our timeline is racial diversity and queer acceptance. Though not necessarily in that order.

[@Peanutdenver]

Same exact thing happened prior to the fall of the Roman empire, except it was a beloved Sarcastic Frindgehead by the name of Burt.

[@Antarctide]

Our timeline has been cursed since 1945

[@49thNap]

Harambe's demise was our divergence from the main timeline

[@JohnJohn-nc8xc]

People making Harambe a meme killed our timeline.

[@s.k.5747]

I remember when women were saying that men should not be allowed to have podcasts. Now I know they were projecting.

[@breakthecycle5238]

There are 19 reasons I can think of

[@gloworms]

Men invented podcasts

[@MiaMizuno]

These specific girls have no topic. So glad I work in IT and with male and female developers. These women would have podcasts about writing Unit Test, or reviewing Codes, or biggest Mistakes in project processes... blabla, But that hawk thing... was a funny jingle, but absolutely not worth a Podcast. Hope she will not be next year in Ted Talk, but I can also see this

[@nriab23]

​@MiaMizuno reviewing code? Sounds as interesting as watching paint dry and that comes with knowing how to code.

[@josephsmith2417]

@Mia… you seen the “Ted talk” people? They are all absolutely terrible. She would fit right in. “My Ted talk is about how luck and family connections made me rich. You can’t copy me, but I’m going to charge people money to listen to my 1 in a billion story”

[@leonkennedy9739]

I can't blame her for milking this. This economy is fuckered real bad. Its not like working real jobs can even afford you the basics anymore.

[@Nostradevus1]

What do you consider a real job? I am an engineer and I make enough to support a family of 4. No debt other than mortgage, saving for retirement each month, putting money away for kids college each month, and have spending money for my wife and I on top of that.

[@TornSilencio]

​@@Nostradevus1 there's a job and there's a career...manning the cash register is a job, engineer is a career.

[@ecksluss]

@@Nostradevus1 the majority of jobs and careers are either really hard to break into, have terrible pay, destroy your body, or have horrendous work-like balance. So yeah, I saw milk the hawk tuah til you got no saliva left if it means you ain't gotta work another day in your life.

[@dnbjedi]

He isn’t wrong. Blame capitalism. Not Hawk Tuah. If money to be had, you’d be a fool not to grab. Otherwise she’s a server or OF girl. No one can blame her that believes in unregulated capitalism.

[@dnbjedi]

Is an engineer more valuable than Hawk Tuah? Yes a 1000x over. Yet we live in a capitalist society without anything remotely close to a free market.

[@benkelly447]

To be fair most people who are youtubers/streamers serverly overpaid. Not just her.

[@TheHollowBlade]

If the money is there then the money is there. I prefer the creators of the content get over paid than google/youtube keeping the majority of the profit.

[@brockly4443]

Ya just look at asmongold…

[@bryandraughn9830]

Advertising budgets determine the pay. Learn stuff.

[@FelipeSantos-wu1uf]

Exactly, i love my dumb brainless content, i watch Asmon regularly, but imagine being a Asmongold fan, imagine watching Twitch everyday and looking down on a random stupid podcast and considering yourself the intelectual, the superior, actually pathetic.

[@jrpgnation6375]

Salty b

[@lordamemusic]

We need to go back to shaming

[@dontworryaboutme6410]

Shaming still exists. People just keep it to themselves.

[@anacc3257]

That means nothing when everyone thinks different things and behaviors deserves to be shamed.

[@yota8325]

Oh she definitely gets alot of hate but that's not gonna stop her

[@jase276]

You think she has any shame? lol

[@captainspaulding5963]

​@anacc3257 what behaviors? And who gets to decide when to shame? Because if it's you, then I'm out.

[@hexaquras9374]

she took advantage of her fame and got a lot of money but now she's has overstayed her welcome

[@DarkForged]

Good for her I'd do the same. If I went viral for something stupid I would absolutely take advantage of that.

[@Paperbags2003]

There wasn't really a welcome to begin with, only idiot teenagers found it funny as a very brief meme. No one has ever truly cared about what she has to say

[@MTran0708]

Yeh she shouldve just took the bag and dipped, now she's really trying to stay relevant which no one asked for 😂

[@archersterling6726]

Exactly. Just sell some t shirts and leave

[@quillclock]

She lost her job i didn't blame her

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

This podcast did not change my life.

[@cawashka]

it changed mine in the same way a lobotomy would

[@Skagzi1la]

​@cawashka that's probably the only reprieve left after witnessing this.

[@DrunkMetalHead4]

Was it supposed too? 🤦‍♂️

[@oneman3461]

It changed your brain from healthy to rot

[@MultiChrisjb]

but 'hauk tuah' has changed my perspective on life.

[@JSLigon]

14:30 "No, she's cute. Her friend wasn't that hot." Exactly right. None of this is happening for her if she wasn't attractive.

[@DanielaFurtado-s5s]

She's attractive to you? damn

[@JSLigon]

@@DanielaFurtado-s5s By any kind of real world standard she’s attractive. Not beautiful, but she’s young and cute and not fat. So by internet standards she’s probably a 2/10.

[@TonyFreeman69420]

You mean the #1 thing you need in order to achieve any real level of semi-talent fame. Its not a surprise to no one, its kind of common sense. People like to look at and listen to good looking people.

[@TheMinecraftian5211]

you say that as if it something is wrong with it. you just wish you could be attractive enough to use it to your advantage. if it was just her being attractive, her 5 seconds of fame would have ran out. but no, she was extremely smart. she immediately hired a team, started selling merch, etc. most people wouldnt have been smart enough to outlast the 5 seconds of fame.

[@JSLigon]

@@TheMinecraftian5211 You're reading something into my comment that isn't there. I don't blame her for using whatever opportunities she happens to have. The part where I'm whining about how it's just not fair is in your imagination.

[@bleedorange1998]

This girl says two unintelligible words and somehow gets more opportunities than your average college graduate. This system is beyond fucked.

[@OffMetaGang]

social media.........

[@MihanTheNoob]

​@@OffMetaGangwas a mistake

[@Spacemaaan]

What system lmfao. Its called social media... It doomed the world long ago

[@mattcoccopuffs]

​@@MihanTheNoobsocial media poisoned society. But maybe it's the evolutionary next step?

[@heinzerbrew]

You know they weren't words right??? It's the sound you make to generate a lot of spit before spiting.

[@davidreiser9663]

I still remember the “catch me outside” girl. I remember how much attention she got. I thought that was stupid just as much as I thought this was stupid. It wasn’t kids that made them famous.

[@guysmiley4830]

I still catch myself saying cash me outside now and again. It might stick with me my whole life. Hawk Tuah is way more forgettable

[@nothanks9503]

You gotta Emiru on that thang

[@DrunkMetalHead4]

And she made a great music career out of it while the world was laughing at her. Much respect.

[@Qrio]

​@@DrunkMetalHead4 a music career* anyone with ears can tell you it isn't great.

[@jacknickolstine3355]

Yeah, it's anything that will push the degradation of society. Those who control want us to be animals, animals are easily controlled vrs free thinking humans.

[@BimmerBros]

The turning point for the internet and meme culture was when normies and kids began to outnumber the old school internet pioneers. Basically the end of the Wild West.

[@themightycrixus1131]

For real

[@kayc7442]

Not to mention the use of bots. It was one thing to have multiple accounts because at least those fake accounts were still real people.

[@Chayliss]

Shoutout classic trolls. And smurfing.

[@Prism_Heavy]

I've always described the "old net" as the uncharted seas. Gonna start using wild west too

[@Flesjemetwater]

Eternal september at scale

[@lolbenz]

I have nothing but respect for how shamelessly that girl milked her 10 mins of fame.

[@49thNap]

For real. She said a one-liner for a random street interview and took advantage of it blowing up. So many people are acting like it's the end of our civilization.

[@rorz999]

It's the American way 🇺🇸🦅

[@angel_of_rust]

>inb4 "i ReSpEct ThE gRiNd"

[@yavantii3615]

blame her all u want, but shes just bringing bread home. Blame tech and social media for encouraging this content.

[@captainspaulding5963]

​@yavantii3615 where exactly in this thread did anyone blame her? Did you actually read the comment you replied to??

[@Triumph633]

Her parents must be so proud.

[@yashnigam6]

Her parents forgot she existed a while ago, probably

[@robertrodriguez2963]

Looked into it her dad's actually a preacher or minister something to do with the church and All she really did was say a line everybody else is throwing money at her. Can't really be mad at her for riding the internet wave and cashing in. He definitely still talks to her mostly because she's not jumping on the only fans bandwagon and becoming a millionaire instantly

[@b.g.3786]

​@@robertrodriguez2963exactly...she cozld have taken a much easier path

[@drawgam2946]

It is not a big deal. Who cares if people find it cringe or not. She got good money from it.

[@innocentbystander3317]

Parent. She clearly didn't have milk like the rest of us did.

[@MuffinTop90]

I say dumb stuff all the time.......where's my money?!?

[@wolfmelody2787]

I found it. In the bin

[@deecee2174]

Did you film it and post it on TikTok???

[@visisydandthevoid]

Gotta go viral lol

[@Nkodtb]

Clout is everything

[@richcast66]

It's all about timing and confidence

[@Boogra]

Normalize bullying and bring shame back to our culture.

[@49thNap]

I'll support this if we can also normalize drunk driving

[@michaelangst6078]

That''s what theinternet mostly is these days. People trying to insult others for their own benefit

[@Boogra]

@@michaelangst6078 People need to be insulted. Shame is what used to keep people from leaving their house in their pajamas.

[@ACowIsHuge]

True ​@@Boogra

[@NovaSmoke]

I dont like her, but she's at least donating money to the animals in need. Respect for that.

[@srambrero]

donated or pledged? 😁

[@Kit-kk9cb]

so long as she donates money and not saliva...

[@49thNap]

I'm an animal in need

[@JBlNN]

Donating other peoples money that was given to her lol

[@Kit-kk9cb]

@@49thNap I'm an animal in heat

[@concen8777]

"Jake Paul knows all about the lowest common denominator" Asmondgold rarely misses in sneak disses.

[@Zoulz666]

Who could have guessed starting a podcast based on nothing more than a girl who said "hawk tuah" would fail?

[@LucifeRxGoSu]

she has 700k on her first episode, it hasnt failed in any way possible.

[@wpizdets2640]

​@@LucifeRxGoSua year from now, everyone will be watching "the fall of hawk tuah girl" videos. I've seen enough of these 15 minute of fame stories to know where this is going.

[@salmonero6472]

​@@wpizdets2640 I mean.. she became a millionaire, by saying one single sentence. Even if she is irrelevant and her podcast is canceled a year from now. She still won the jackpot 🤷‍♂️ Bhad Bhabie said "catchmeoutsideHowboutThat!" became a platinum selling artist, made over 50 million on OF, by posting lingerie pics.. and then dipped. So there definitely are people who squeezed those "15 minutes" the right way and won.

[@Admlostinwow]

LoL 700k views on first episode in 6 days doesnt look fail to me..i dont watch that content but who cares? She gets the money from YT and ads fill the bag and gets the fuck out.. that what would have done to be honest.

[@thebigbucktheory5488]

I mean she is about to hit a million views. I don't think everyone wants to listen to a Joe Rogan every day. they are not going into this thinking it's Einstein, they want lighthearted dumbass shit for a bit. it's not my cup of tea but it's naive to think people won't like it. she's also ran the Gambit of shows, guess appearances etc, and people like her despite the phrase.

[@mikeoxlong3676]

Hawk Tuah Girl is proof women live life on easy mode.

[@brendondowdy5651]

Everyone has always known that

[@Gorrash]

water is wet

[@genshinsage]

Maybe we should start putting women on hard mode on a pvp server.

[@genericusername3029]

@@genshinsageOr just put them back in the kitchen.

[@Gigantichalo54]

Women live easy mode on a pvp server. Men live on hard mode on a pve server.

[@NickYoung22]

10:37 Whitney Cummings being one of the first guests is actually the funniest part. She immediately jumps on a meme podcast because the algorithm is hot on Hawk Tuah, but it took her 61 episodes to go on the podcast of a supposed friend (2 bears 1 cave)

[@SavagesInMyTown]

someone joked on a podcast that the hawk tuah moment had more staying power than trumps near fatal assassination attempt lol

[@Haterator]

"joked"

[@Lovell93]

@@paddington1670too bad? The fuck does that mean? Do you want the country to spiral into civil war? I know you’re Canadian but still… the U.S. collapsing wouldn’t be good for you guys, either…

[@paulsmyth3580]

@xXxKxIxLxLxA-b8r R.I.P your sister

[@hhaste]

That's internet culture for you

[@Azmania3000]

​​@@paulsmyth3580 ffs man don't reply to the bots. The algorithm won't flag them now

[@AnddyWlf]

She's like Bart Simpson when he got famous for saying his phrase and you know that's how this whole thing is going to end..in a couple of months nobody will care anymore and in maybe 5 years she's gonna make a video remembering this whole thing, "revealing" stuff and finally disappear

[@Theonetruedarklord]

Lore accurate

[@shizbang]

Bart simpson has been famous for over 20 years, and no one forgot his famous catchphrase, "Eat my shorts!"

[@MaticulousGamer]

"I didn't do it"

[@masonnelson6710]

@@shizbang I think the person was referring to a specific episode in which Bart got famous for saying 'I didn't do it' (I think that was the line anyways; it's been awhile) at a very opportune time, then people got tired of it after awhile and sort of forgot about him, resulting in his return to normality.

[@shizbang]

@@masonnelson6710 You remebered the exact specific episode from which your quote originated

[@sylviawylie9218]

Fatherless behaviour.

[@astrovarius543]

Fatherless behaviour.

[@paddington1670]

​@@astrovarius543 fatherless behavior.

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@paddington1670 fatherless behavior.

[@egymagnet]

​​@@innocentbystander3317fatherless behavior.

[@putman815]

​@@egymagnetbatherless fehavior

[@fireflyry]

I cant hate the attempt. We had a KZbin vid go viral in New Zealand with a saying "nek minnut", just a local skater, and by the time he realised it had gone viral and looked to make money out of it others had already bought the rights to use it on products and by all accounts he missed out on a fair bit of cash.

[@WhiteHammer-d3j]

😂😂 totally forgot about that guy. Was huge here in Australia too

[@_Arugula_Salad_]

I'll take Niel the Seal

[@tallguy183]

she's used most of her money toward opening an animal rescue & supporting other animal rescues so more power to her. At least she not doing only fans!

[@ObviousCough]

(yet)

[@f-empire-8]

You realise that bad people can do good things, right? XD

[@Officialmryuck]

Oh they all are that way at first

[@tallguy183]

@@f-empire-8 Why's she a bad person? I've seen nothing to suggest she is. she is smart cashing in on all the $$ she can get until she fades away and lives her own life 🤷.

[@LurkingCosmicHorrors]

​@@f-empire-8you realize you can cure your brainrot by just going outside?

[@cheeemzy6651]

that radio station here in Australia is absolutely deranged, the crazy shit that comes out of his mouth on the reg is beyond freakin wild

[@nukiesduke6868]

I love how the internet dogpiles traditional conservative girls for........being housewives but elevated this chick into stardom and made her millions.

[@Nimbus3690]

The internet loves traditional women, what are you talking about? It's only Twitter that hates them

[@Lolerburger]

Everything about her rise is artificial besides the original clip so.

[@MaticulousGamer]

says... everything...

[@JohnSmith-ti9uq]

Hopefully you're being sarcastic. Twitter is the most right leaning platform. They would be most likely to support trad wife. The others like reddit, insta, and internet media in general strongly opposed it.

[@magnumsxs]

Lol. Twitter. Right wing. Why because there's a lack of anti right censorship now?

[@Bladerunner2045]

The fact that the Hauk Tua girl created a podcast and is celebrated for it, plus made 12 million dollars from that moment, underscores a systemic problem with western culture. The sad reality is, that it's going to get alot worse, before things get better.

[@chrls5559]

kink shaming should come back, people are too comfortable being sensual in public and the internet.

[@SpookyLewis]

Why does it matter

[@chrls5559]

@@SpookyLewis uh, decency? mr. obvious?

[@Barbarossa_F]

​@@SpookyLewisBecause it's degenerating our societies, it matters..

[@SpookyLewis]

@@Barbarossa_F how so?

[@Bloxxertildeath]

Nah, because it's not the solution to all problems, and you people blame everything on it

[@JasonSchwartz51580]

"Hey this girl said one thing one time that made went viral! Let's give her an entire podcast!!!" People are stupid.

[@istyleonu]

Give her a podcast? Thats not how it works.

[@cleverman383]

Jake Paul gave her a podcast, no one else cares

[@thecrosswordable]

You probably shouldn't be on the internet

[@NoWoke]

And jealous.

[@cleverman383]

@@NoWoke Is that really why silly things like this make people so angry? They're just jealous?

[@advocate_of_HAKAI]

This is how fucking bored and unthreatened in our cities we are as a species. Too much fucking comfort.

[@anonisnoone6125]

Y tf is that a bad thing? Do u think we should go back to suffering cos that's somehow better?

[@vargr2089]

That’s why government will happily take away our rights. People in the cities care too much about being comfortable to fight back

[@jake20479]

@@anonisnoone6125 the nature of humans is to overcome struggles. never in the history of man has life been so easy, so comfortable. E V E R . the hardest part of the day for a lot of people in the USA is what they will wear in the morning. the human brain will invent problems it needs to overcome if it doesnt have any. we are hard-wired biologically for this just as we are to listen to our ""gut"" feeling, or to even have one at all. just take the time to look into how humans evolved to have a ""gut"" feeling about something.

[@advocate_of_HAKAI]

@@anonisnoone6125 clearly it is, because comfort is bringing out bullshit like this.

[@supertrexandroidx]

Not even now, if you're speaking of the entire planet. Only some places and some times. And this luxury of boredom and comfort you speak of, that some of us enjoy, was bought with a lot of fighting and blood, so maybe try not to be so disdainful of it. The alternative is more fighting and blood to get back to "too much fucking comfort." ;)

[@Stevo.100]

I just couldn't be her, I'd be so embarrassed. Not because of what she said, but because I wouldn't want to be known as the guy who just said something funny once and ride it as it's all I got. I'm so sick of people being in a viral video and then thinking they're a public figure all of a sudden. No, you were in a funny video, that's it. You aren't relevant, stop thinking you are. All she did was answer a question, so it's not like she's got initiative and went out to get fame herself. She was in the right spot at the right time. She's the perfect example of why people shouldn't pursue something like this, it's been months and other than repeating the same words she's done nothing new, no wisdom to share, no funny jokes to share. It's time to stop.

[@Ishaan_A]

Honestly, I can't even be mad at her for exploiting this meme. The idiots online made this famous by repeating it endlessly, and gave her money by regular engagement in the popular fad. She is simply a farmer and got famous for something she could have never imagined would actually become this famous.

[@Shocknfunk]

As obnoxious as it is in the moments, ya overall anyone would kill to hit this kind of success from literally nothing.

[@Chozin1]

@@Shocknfunk she seems like a genuine person.

[@jt_manic]

right? cant be mad at her, its other people pushing and paying her.

[@Jackholiday1025]

@@Shocknfunkthe irony of people on here hating on her for taking advantage of her fame but yet they are fanboys of people like asmongold ? 😂 look at what this Mf got rich for. Is she not entitled to try to make money by recording herself talking as well?

[@hunterxgirl]

When so many people have Brainrot it's sustain itself sadly.

[@brandonsupreme8380]

Yep sad society where a chick makes more money than the averahr person who works a 9 to 5 like me

[@CrypidLore]

@@brandonsupreme8380 Be a moderately attractive young woman and say something trashy in the right setting, you'll be infamous in no time!

[@brandonsupreme8380]

@@CrypidLore thats what im saying no skills nothing shes useless just be a women and you can make thaf money women live on ez mode

[@HDGaminTutorials]

Who do you think gets these women famous? Men it always comes back to yall yall make this trashy shit unbeleiveable popular

[@brandonsupreme8380]

@@HDGaminTutorials yep its tragic

[@_uncredited]

The internet was a mistake.

[@sumg8694]

Nah it was a blessing but also a curse.

[@latinelover24]

Just like T.V. and movies

[@paddington1670]

The internet was great in the 90s and 2000s when it was just nerds and venture capitalists on it, now that every idiot is on the internet, it's a cesspool in general.

[@Οέντιμοςάνθρωπος]

We defeated the wrong enemy

[@jimlthor]

The internet was fine until every dumbass got a cell phone and apps. I blame Apple, Facebook and Google for Android

[@PopCultureAnticSS]

It’s basically the equivalent of Bart saying “I didn’t do it” being popular for a week and than fading

[@csimmeri]

People with a preteen sense of humor thought hawk tuah was funny

[@goprochef6352]

Nah, it’s funny. Just not funny enough to warrant this hype

[@maxichamberlain1021]

People with no sense of humor thought this was not funny.

[@hansolo631]

It's funny for a random one liner on a street interview. There's no need to gate-keep humour. I can't believe how she's an attractive woman in make-up and you can tell she'd look legitimately terrible without it. Like you can see her features are bad but what does it matter when you can just make a face

[@zSion]

basically every American then

[@AzoTheRed]

​@hansolo631 what does what she looks like have to do with anything?

[@nickq4375]

The “yeah it’s like Pokémon they keep saying their own name” comment is golden!!

[@smarz-566]

Western women have devolved to the level of Pokemon 😂

[@TheBestKindOfFailure]

"Say the thing"-memes have been a phenomenon since forever. As an example, "This is Sparta!" and "All your base are belong to us" were such a craze back in ancient times.

[@banhammer3904]

Well, strictly speaking, those were both short videos that later became memes. BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!

[@off6848]

Those were part of something bigger not just 1:1 vacuous referential bullshit

[@angel_of_rust]

"we all did it before" is not a good excuse are you saying then that Wu Tang Clan's music is comparable to Lil Pump's? Black Flag is comparable to MGK? you'll realize quickly how dumb your argument is

[@GameLifeYT]

I jumped into the comments just to see how many people could careless about anyone shaming the girl. My suspicion proved true lol.

[@redneckrambo9626]

Wow, no way! Chick with nothing to say has nothing to say.

[@ajrocks44]

There are plenty of young people trash podcast out there. This is no different.

[@DarkDemon259]

Genuinely impressive that women can do such small/mundane/stupid things to generate a splash of attention and then simply coast to financial success by riding a wave propelled by nothing but good looks.

[@stinkfinga4918]

You think that doesn't work for men? Look at the Paul brothers. Look at Hasan. It's not about men or women, it's about looks and money.

[@AbstractVader]

​@@stinkfinga4918I don't think that's a good comparison, since they come from wealthy families

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

Do you want me to start listening off all the guys that have went viral for them stupid as videos in the world? Goes all the way back to chocolate Rain bro

[@DarkDemon259]

@@d-rockanomaly9243 You missed my point and actually only helped to support it considering you used Tay Zonday as your first example. You and many others clearly only know about him because of his song and his voice that happened to go viral. His success after that initial spotlight is more attributed to further demonstration of his talent/skill as a singer and musician rather than relying on his physical appearance (which is the crux of my argument).

[@DarkDemon259]

@@stinkfinga4918 Never said it didn't work for men. Didn't even say it was a bad thing, I literally said it was impressive. Good looks are definitely a factor in financial success and opportunities but women clearly have an easier time converting a surge of attention into financial gain without any effort/skill/talent that doesn't rely on their appearance. To the credit of Ms. Hawk Tuah, a podcast is at least an attempt to leverage her commentary rather than simply using the attention to promote spicy photos like many others would have done in her shoes. OF is a prime example but we can use a less biased industry for arguments sake. Let's say two new streamers suddenly got 10k viewers, both are playing the same game the same way with a facecam and no added commentary. The only difference being that one facecam showed an attractive male and the other showed an attractive female. Which do you believe would see more success in retaining/gaining viewers or gaining followers/subscribers compared to the other?

[@Tolandruth]

Its crazy that asmon is making fun of her for capitalizing on this. His entire life is based off people watching him play video games and him being a disgusting human being if anything he should respect that someone can do the same.

[@GilesHellier]

Count Dankula got famous for the Nazi Pug video, but he used that sudden fame and created Absolute Mad Lads, a legendary show about persons of interest. My point is that if you get randomly famous for something, you can absolutely ride it, but the best way to ride it is to use the fame for a more sustainable concept. Hawk Tuah girl should base her podcast around a subject she enjoys.

[@Kydino]

Problem is that to do that you yourself have to not be a basic person. Dank got a golden opportunity and took it to show his personal talents of storytelling, I don't think she's got the same.

[@SolidSnake240]

His videos are good but his fanbase seems like a bunch of edgy teenagers that think spamming the n word is funny.

[@CrypidLore]

@@SolidSnake240 Is the fanbase any different than the Hawk Tuah girl? I mean I guess instead of edgy teenagers her fans are edging teenagers but still.

[@SolidSnake240]

​​@@CrypidLore I wouldn't know anything about her viewers but Dankula's are insufferable and racist. Not the "they have a different political stance than me so they're racist!" They're typing actual racist stuff in his comments section.

[@diodacbd]

@@SolidSnake240 keep crying swarthie

[@CosmicAeon]

The part about Harambe is so painfully true. That's the first major time I remember thinking the entire internet was crazy and a lost cause. "hahaha dicks out xDDDDDD". What does that even mean? How does that have anything to do with a gorilla? How is that even a joke? "Doesn't matter you just say the thing and it's automatically hilarious hahaahaha dicks xDDDD"

[@The.Nasty.]

Gen Z irreverent anti-humor is worse than cringe Millennial dialogue… I didn’t think it was possible but they did it.

[@Barbarossa_F]

Yeah.. that was a weird one

[@egymagnet]

It was funny because it was dumb

[@PopADoseYo]

But Old Greg is from an Adult Swim show. Not even a meme, just people quoting the silly show. ​@TP-pq9xx

[@etherealpenguin8683]

@TP-pq9xx "all your base are belong to us" is a typo in a game and "im old greg" is from a tv show, both of which were funny for their time with context but as is often the case were quickly beaten to death with a stick and lost all meaning because spergs would just spout that shit with no context because le funny, the "the game" shit was always unfunny though, ill give you that but generally memes have a life cycle, or SHOULD have a life cycle rather but some just never die and that's the real problem, personally i blame a combination of normies and internet culture permeating real life, shouldve stuck to rule 1, when memes were contained on the internet they lived and died based on the collective cringe-o-meter, now people walk around talking like a 4chan post without anyone to tell them their cringe and should stfu

[@korolevich1999]

Harambe death wasn't supposed to be in our timeline, that's why internet is shit now.

[@stinkfinga4918]

The split in timelines happened in WW2, which of course led to the AIDS epidemic and ultimately the fall of harambe who was actually the first ape to act as ambassador between the species... had he lived. The act of saving the child led to diplomacy and swapping zoos from any given animal to caging the very worst of humanity to display as an education of de-evolution. But no... yall saved the jews, now here we are.

[@wowJhil]

The problem is not this girl farming this as much as she can while earning as much as she can, the problem is the society that thinks it has any value at all to them.

[@paulogtt]

"There was a turning point on the internet when everything got worse" Yeah, that's called getting old, we just got older and the things younger people do don't appeal to us any more.

[@JasonSchwartz51580]

No he's right... Things have gotten objectively gayer than they once were.

[@christianalanwilson434]

No, its called when the normies found the internet and everything got watered down. Facebook moms are the majority now.

[@kylespevak6781]

Seriously. People forget what they were like when they were kids and wants to pretend they've always been some deep intellectual. Millennial cringe

[@RIP_ZYZZ1738]

Proof of this is that I found Harambe, MLG and Ugandan Knuckles funny because it was dumb. Now people are older, see this shit and instead of finding it funny, their bitter ass get jealous and mad about the hype

[@off6848]

@@kylespevak6781nah this is cope fact is the ass is accelerating and you’re scared of that

[@DakotaRobo]

I was serving a guy who asked to buy a shot for a woman at another table. I thought it was cute at first because the guy was like early 40s. I go to ring it in and his friends tell me that he already got rejected once, for saying “do you hawk tuah because I wanna talk tuah”. I had to cut him off for the night 😭😭

[@paddington1670]

you cut him off for saying something dumb? wow

[@Jack_Mehoff]

@@paddington1670 Probably for the better

[@alexthekiaguy]

​@@paddington1670 He did bruv a solid. The dude was in his 40s quoting brain rot trying to pick up a woman. He was either plastered, or a virgin and he hopefully learned a valuable lesson.

[@systematicbarometer4853]

@@alexthekiaguy I'm 41, and please cut me off if I ever reference hawk tuah as pickup line

[@alexthekiaguy]

@@systematicbarometer4853 I've gotchu bruv. I'll even call you out at the same time. I got your back.

[@Storm-zr5qw]

This new gen primary on TikTok are responsible for glazing this utter rubbish. It started as a funny meme that now has turned into actual brainrott

[@anonyghost7422]

A.k.a “the slippery slope” …. And here we are.

[@Cherokee_Ryu]

GLAZING? Like a Donut? Is this something new that kids say?

[@mathewslater6143]

As an Australian I will confirm that our radio stations are on par with our break dancing abilities.

[@Dadbod007]

Her podcast was Whitney Cummings idea.

[@Zaque-TV]

Actual comedians are commonly cringe too

[@jimlthor]

I'm certain a million other people had the same idea. Most ironically. Also, Whitney Cummings sucks

[@Art-bk6vv]

​​@@jimlthor I do comedy so my opinion is worth more. She is funny, your young ass doesn't remember the cc roasts

[@Tom-yu2ur]

​@@Art-bk6vvprob the david lucas kind of comedy judging by ur comment

[@jimlthor]

@Art-bk6vv dude I'm 39. I remember her.

[@truedardii]

Bros on a podcast with techtone and emiru I don't think he should be casting stones

[@tprime2702]

😂 truth.

[@paddington1670]

he thinks of himself as the highfalutin one of the group, where his word is gospel. Wait, that goes for everything, not just the podcast.

[@kanick1983]

Imo emiru's voice is nails on a chalk board.....

[@nothanks9503]

Fact Emiru on that thang

[@VinylCreator]

​@@kanick1983 Doesn't matter with a body like that.

[@121dan121]

Asmon is 100% right about Harambe. I remember sitting on a bus and the two people in front of me were discussing/sharing Harambe memes.

[@zm_brandonlacasse]

It's like the .DOC to .PDF joke. Someone somewhat funny thought of it and put it out there, then people who are unable to think an original thought spammed it everywhere until and it got old really quickly. That's just one example out of many.

[@ggzii]

lets be honest 99% of podcasts are terrible including asmons

[@randylahey1822]

Personally I listen to JRE from time to time, even if some podcasts have interesting topics its most of the time a bunch of uneducated people talking gibberish if not they've put it behind a pay wall. Never watched Asmon's podcast and never will, I assume its dumb silly shit that you'll get from his stream but now its like 3 people spitballing these things. Got plenty of other things to waste my time on

[@Prince_Sheogorath]

It's such an inefficient way to consumer any kind of information that is actually actionable and useful. Most of it is just long form rambling and dumb crap via parasocial relationships that don't even meaningfully exist. This goes for nearly all podcasts.

[@dubjubs]

Unsubscribed podcast is probably the best one

[@RIP_ZYZZ1738]

Usually I’d clown ignorant blanket statements like this, but it’s kind of true. There’s only so much you can do to make a podcast good and it’s as good as the people within the podcast itself.

[@snuffkinzz]

asmons podcast is a snooze fest

[@jasoncroxford]

The world indeed ended in 2012 with the Mayan prediction but it didnt implode chaotically. We all simply transitioned into an alternate reality. 😂😅

[@raphk9599]

I never consented.

[@jasoncroxford]

@@raphk9599 most of us didn't but here we are 😄

[@Baalaaxa]

Bro, this is what I've been saying. It all went to shit after the 2012 phenomenon. We're now living in an alternate timeline.

[@DarthVader-1701]

Our Solar System went through an anomaly in space, Now we're in some weird alternate universe where everything sucks.

[@Dovecar388]

We are all in hell according to my calculations I've made on my last Ketamine trip​@@Baalaaxa

[@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6]

she constantly has that friend from the original viral video with her. Even throwing out the first pitch. Her friend is unfortunate looking (in my opinion). Maybe it's a sign this girl is a really good friend and doesn't want to act like she was there alone that night. I don't know. But part of it also seems suspicious, like "hawk tuah" girl is the front man.

[@skim2hpwn]

Seems to me Haley caught fire unexpectedly in a "hawk tuah" meme, skyrocketing her to fame for no good reason, and she decided to capitalize on it while taking her bff's with her (her friend you see always with her) it's a good sign of loyalty among friends imo

[@skim2hpwn]

@@Odyssey636 sure I bet you'd stop making life changing money if a friend told you "wow you aren't doing anything wrong really but suuper cringe man, don't sit at my lunch table tomorrow 🤓" she pledged to never do porn, and a loving & supportive family, has college education/career, & fell into a way of easily making retirement money + family wealth from just acting like a silly kid on the internet, she's a 21 yr old girl this isn't her life lil bro it's an unexpected cash grab/career starter

[@dave_asara]

I’m actually rooting for Hailey. It’s a testament to how great the United States is. Unfortunately, I think she’s doomed to what is called the “Island Boys phenomenon”

[@redpanda416]

It's baffling that this kind of content has a large audience population.

[@darkness5702]

@@z1DEv_agBut the Internet is in your hands you are not forced to watch the stuff the algorithm is promoting you.

[@off6848]

@@darkness5702you are forced to live in an ecosystem of stupidity though because the general masses absorb and bloviate through osmosis It was better when all simpletons knew was Bible verses

[@angel_of_rust]

@@darkness5702 just because no one is forced to watch it doesn't mean it should exist to begin with

[@AmritGrewal31]

Surprised? I’m not.

[@Rowlandi11]

Never could have guessed. Props to her for milking an entire brand and personality out of a 10 second video clip. Even if there is none. She’s been in the media space long enough now people just accept it. And also shame on society for allowing it to happen lol

[@apuapustaja4444]

Cringe overload: Hawk Tuah + guy with rag on his face and shades on indoors

[@thisworldneedsacleansing4714]

"Harambe Harambe, I'm glad he died. Harambe Harambe, let's see what's inside." -Idubbbz when he was funny still

[@drawgam2946]

I tried watching a podcast with him and his wife. He talks likes he has been mentally abused for years and gaslighted so hard he lost his self. I see it because ive been there as a kid.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@drawgam2946fr, the man's a husk

[@drawgam2946]

@@Flesh_Wizard Yeah. How many years will it take for him to see the light i wonder. I hope he will meet someone that is just a loving person.

[@RIP_ZYZZ1738]

@@drawgam2946He’s an alternate timeline if xqc had zero spine. That’s what IDUBBZ is

[@officebear4637]

@@drawgam2946he’ll probably off himself before he realizes what he did to his life honestly

[@griffiththechad9483]

12:05 this was tame for her Asmon. You’re lucky she didn’t pull the ol “muh vagina” joke.

[@xelnjare3945]

I mean seriously, did people think it would be good? She does some good things for pet charities, but she's insufferable otherwise. Her 15 minutes should be up already (but I think the same thing about T Swift)...

[@cheybaby6732]

It’s actually crazy that someone literally got famous just by saying ‘’hawk tuah’’ while others literally try to make content everyday and try their hardest to make it up there and somehow its always the ones that really don’t deserve it and puts no effort into it …

[@andrewpellet6971]

Are these "deserving" makers of "content" streaming themselves playing video games while occasionally grunting leftover temperature IQ shower thoughts into their microphones by any chance?

[@thephoenixlord2355]

The comments about Memeulous are braindead. People saying he's "sus" like wtf does that even mean. Also someone saying, and i quote, "white dude who cant show his face does not need to exist" Brother, do you want your face all over the internet? Probably not. Memeulous has made it very abundantly clear why he doesnt want to show his face because getting approached on the street by random people or just be recongized in public. Its not a crime to hide your identity when you're a content creator.

[@bryandraughn9830]

You're looking at it from a logical and reasonable perspective. That's why people don't understand it.

[@dang9520]

Why doesn't he just stay off camera and talk?

[@stinkfinga4918]

​@@dang9520video editing is hard and time consuming. You can sit in front of a camera and rant, or compile clips and images and spend hours and hours editing a video that's entertaining to watch... in the end it's all background noise.

[@thephoenixlord2355]

@@dang9520 more of a personality and a character this way

[@mpsoneu]

She's like Bart Simpson during that episode when all he said was 'I didn't do it' and everyone found it funny. Until people got bored of it. To a tee!

[@ChadlyMob5]

Hirambe was indeed a turning point. It's when AJW began. The battles i used to have with people over Hirambe....i was at war online with lunatics for the first time.

[@robato9679]

"Ow! My balls!" -Idiocracy "We're not hitchhiking anymore..we're riding!" -Ren & Stimpy That should cover it.

[@teodordimitrov9237]

I am slowly losing hope in our society

[@eduardomartins4535]

It’s already over

[@shanesmith734]

Badly.

[@--ginebra3589]

For a second, I thought Hawk Tuah was her real name.

[@cowboyhenk4896]

30 years from now: Kid: hey grandma, how did you get so much money? did you win the lottery or something? Hawk girl: No, all that happened is I got asked a question once for a KZbin video and I gave the right answer.

[@raphk9599]

So, her future is being a happy old rich granny with a grandson who visits? And she has a funny story to tell from her youth? How is this a bad thing.

[@justacomment123]

That is the most stereotypical southern white girl bedroom good LORD

[@jaybruce6974]

This girl looked decent the first video. But after that she has become just an annoying person. Lol

[@StabbyMcStomp]

Jake paul entertaining? maybe watching his criminal career unfold but hes not funny or fun to watch.. what do you mean lol

[@GurtGobain]

I spent all of my spare time in 2021 creating 50+ episodes of my own paranormal podcast that was better and more entertaining than this, and she got more views in her first day than all of my episodes combined 🤦‍♂️

[@MiaMizuno]

She had that right time, right place + pretty privilege on the table.

[@cruvensilverwing7948]

Her dad is a very wealthy jew and she wanted 15 minutes of fame and they found a way to push it artificially till it got traction. So don't feel bad.

[@GurtGobain]

@@cruvensilverwing7948 oy vey shut it down

[@dpg6044]

Did u try to hawk on the ghost would have gotten more views lol

[@MrSoggyBottoms]

tbh people hate on these people but i kinda dont blame them for taking their 10 seconds of fame and running with it and milking it as much as possible for every cent.

[@anothernobody3154]

Hawk on my tuah daddymongold

[@requiem522]

Too relatable

[@briankeebler4634]

Is anyone really surprised? Fawk Yua is dead.

[@MrEverisforever]

The Australian Radio station Host is Kyle Sandilands, he's very popular here for some stupid reason for asking those similar questions in every interview he does.

[@Stefarooh]

This is the effect of social media unfortunately, we as a species are literally doomed. I think if we had to take the average IQ level from 20-30 years ago and compare it to now it would show a massive decline.

[@lefro77]

Coming from someone who doesn't listen to any podcasts cause the last thing I want to do is listen to people talk for hours on end, 99% of them don't need to exist.

[@AliceAbendroth]

Who asked?

[@lefro77]

@@AliceAbendroth almost as if commenting is what a comment section is for.

[@MitoDrium]

And neither does your comment 😉 No but for real, yes, podcast don't need to exist, but neither do movies, tv sites or music. But they do, because someone finds entertainment in it, even if it's just the creator of said project. I enjoy podcasts when people talk about a topic i enjoy or when i find the people funny, like Bill Burr on his podcast.

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

I wonder what useless activity you do instead of listen to podcasts. Tv?

[@realdripmeister]

I read somewhere that she was a Mossad agent or something who had a rich dad that pulled some strings to get her on camera doing her thing, and it makes sense because no numeral person could turn a 5 second clip into a career within weeks.

[@off6848]

I believe it even if it’s not true

[@CM-xk5is]

I think she's super clever. She fully knows that she's the clown of the month and embraces it to make a nice bunch of money. From what I gathered, she's pretty down to earth and I doubt she would do anything like OF that could maybe ruin her career that she'll have in a year max when this is totally forgotten.

[@Cybertech134]

Making money doesn't make you clever.

[@CL-jq1xs]

@@Cybertech134 she is clever because she knows ego isn't worth as much as the money she earned

[@brom8t]

@Cybertech134 No but making money of a few secondes clip does

[@Denariusjay]

She's criminally misunderstood. She is actually a nice person

[@JonWilde2105]

There is no guarantee she is making all that much. Lawyers, agents, influencers would all be promising huge sums to get her to sign contracts to monetise her 15 minutes, then deduct their fees, and she gets left whatever is left over. Which could be very, very little.

[@Mr_E_Ninja.]

Honestly, she should have focused on posts / videos on her humanitarian efforts. When I saw what she was doing for dogs, I was all about her. Whoever said this was the answer for her got it all wrong.

[@TheRealLiark]

I remember when 4chan memes turned into "ghetto memes". From multicolored impact font, theme specific memes to white background, arial text memes with a reaction picture at the bottom and text that went something like "when you X, but your parents Y:" or something else incredibly relatable

[@themightycrixus1131]

I miss the golden age. When I saw troll face on folder in Wal-Mart I knew it was over

[@banhammer3904]

Doubling up the Impact font was my favorite.

[@TimeSplitterChimp]

She didn't even come up with these, most annoying thing is this started a few weeks before but the original video of a man at work reading his wife texting him this and asking "did she just spit on me" and all the guys laughing was the original, she's just a lazy thief.

[@Jack_Mehoff]

Is there a vid of that ?

[@stevenpina1983]

What video are you referring to?

[@TimeSplitterChimp]

@@stevenpina1983 there was a video of a bunch of construction workers all guys eating lunch and one of them gets a text from his wife that says that at the end and he reads her message then asks if she just spat on him and he show's what she wrote to the other guys and she wrote Hawk Tuha at the end but not in this same context, she was being grumpy with her husband and was pretending to spit on him through the phone and all the guys were laughing. I actually watched it weeks before the Hawk Tuha girl even became a thing.

[@TimeSplitterChimp]

@TP-pq9xx yes that's what I'm saying, now go play with the rest of the class.

[@TimeSplitterChimp]

@TP-pq9xx ahhh a fan I see 😎

[@Boondaga0]

Who is this guy he's watching that's trying to completely hide his identity? Sunglasses, bandana, ball cap is crazy. You'd think he's on the run or some sht.

[@gloworms]

Nobody knows… he has a disguise

[@vracev]

i was thinking about starting my youtube career as a anonimous guy, it would feel a lot safer knowing that my identity is protected...

[@NetLoona]

it's 'memeulous' he's been doing this for well round 10 years, said he just wants to hide his identity

[@BusanDalint]

You must do that in UK, any word that could ever be considered even half racist by the government would get you in trouble.

[@thephoenixlord2355]

​@@BusanDalint What are you on about. Man just doesn't want to be recognized in public

[@nicholas_black]

I think that society at large has been brow-beaten over the past decade+ by marketing and advertising into becoming mindless social media sheep. Their programming tells them to follow the crowd, who they should attach to next, and what should offend them. Going 'viral' was a rare lightning strike up to the early 2010's that defined small periods in time and sometimes rightfully elevated people into the spotlight. That whole concept has been held hostage by advertising and marketing departments since then, and has been put to work to sell you products and steer your attention to where/what they want. I honestly don't understand how more people can't make the connection between the marketing of social media and people like this girl. They're trying to sell you 'genuine' while the whole thing is entirely 'artificial'. We will never get out of this cycle, and marketing agencies will continue to run the internet, until a majority of people wake up to this concept of forced consumption and simply lose the taste for fake goods.

[@Upticks36-v2u]

It costs $30k to build a tiny home to house a homeless person. Or you could bring Hawk Tuah girl to your party on Long Island. We need to shame rich people wayyyyy more.

[@crusaderpenguin5326]

Meh. Who says that homeless person deserves a house, or that a rich person can't spend it elsewhere? People can spend their money however they please, and I think the Hawk Tuah shit is the most braindead thing in human history. Still, it's their money.

[@zackjay71]

No. Homeless people need to lay off the drugs and earn a living. Yes %99 are there by their own actions.

[@Sithlordxxxx]

@@crusaderpenguin5326 No one. It's just a humane thing to do. Since when we started needing reasons to do good things?

[@crusaderpenguin5326]

@@Sithlordxxxx Since always. Humans are motivated by self-interest. Even feeling "good" when doing something altruistically is self-interest, because that person wants to feel good.

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

The people always saying this are just like everyone else. As if you're going to buy someone a fucking $30,000 house if you had money. And also they're not just giving her $30,000. That's an investment to have her on the show.

[@soje113]

Then when she has kids they'll be called hawk tueez