Asmongold Reacts to The Most Pathetic Alpha Male | by Philion

Asmongold Reacts to the biggest ALPHA MALE, the most MANLY Gigachad who will turn us soft BOYS into real MEN. Watching Andrew Tate for just 3 minutes will raise your testosterone by 800% and teach you the SIGMA male body language to pull EVERY GIRL in the observable universe.
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[@MrHastygamer]

"Women believe everything they see online" now sign up to my course that will make you an alpha male.

[@amanda2391]

"Women don't understand taxes" - Asmon at 37:35 ish :D

[@silentwitness536]

@@amanda2391 Its actually true. You women signed up for the vote, which then enabled govt to tax you dummies. For centuries before that, you women could earn money tax free. So yeah, you dont understand tax.

[@amanda2391]

@@silentwitness536 I mean I'm not american and I'm like barely 20 so idk what the fuck everyone else voted for. Anyways yeah, Idk what taxes are. Schools don't teach that properly.

[@silentwitness536]

@@amanda2391 When you work , you pay taxes. You knew that already. Before women got the vote, women paid no taxes. So getting the vote was the beginning of govt oppression for women.

[@FarikoWishless]

@@silentwitness536 You can't say you women don't understand taxes when this was literally not in our Generation. Realistically most people don't even know how to or why they're doing taxes and their parents parents weren't taught just told to seek help after getting older.

[@massam9343]

Andrew Tate is the embodiment of the talk shows you'd hear on the car radios in GTA5

[@dnlsiri]

We should make a petition to include him in the gta6 radio❤

[@iamanzio]

Lmfaoooo this

[@_Grubby]

😂

[@lucasjasondl]

Perfect analogy

[@TheDwarburton]

​@@tonis6347I guarantee gta 6 is lgbt friendly full of cringe humour and extremely boring to play. Just you wait

[@marcusfenske2284]

We are watching a Dude watch a dude who is watching another dude... Three levels of emotions and hair to hairless dudes.

[@iamthedevilsadvocate]

And IM a dude 🤯🤯

[@evilparadigm]

@@iamthedevilsadvocate I'm a dude making a comment response to a dude, to a dude, making a comment to a dude watching a dude who is watching another dude.

[@maniacvision2867]

Andrew chooses to shave his head bald.... It's a personal choice. A lot of men shave their heads, and it makes them feel stronger, and powerful, and they aren't wrong. Look at David Goggins. Why do men in the military get their heads shaven? That's one of the first things that happens before you go to boot camp.

[@evilparadigm]

@@maniacvision2867 Head shaving in the military is hardly about empowerment. Hair gets caught in things like helmet straps and gas masks. Hair can be grabbed and used to control a target in a fight. Shaving everyone's head also prevents people from having individual hair styles, promoting unity.

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

​​@@maniacvision2867 exactly for the opposite effect that you believe. The military shaved your head and suppress any sign of individuality and imposes uniformity to make you just another disposable gear in the war machine that can be thrown away if needed and will obey orders without thinking about it. But yeah, they shave all recruits in order to erase their individuality and strip them from any values or ideas as individuals which can enter in conflict with the overall values of the armed forces and the orders of higher ups. And the marine corps are the worst, they go as far as promoting a cult like culture where the individual is nullified to such extreme that they would ridicule themselves before allowing the corps to be ridiculed. They admit it openly, just search "marine corps is a cult" and recruiters, drill sergeants, etc., openly admit it being a cult, it is explicitly stated in the oaths of the drill sergeants.

[@twistedvtuber9894]

That "they arent allowed out" moment aged so beautifully its amazing

[@JuT11]

And so did the "women can't do taxes" part

[@theredscourge]

I imagine they're allowed out, but it's one if those "but then we're through" situations.

[@FranciscoPereira-tc2rk]

It did aged beautifully, they can finaly fly around in their jet , they are almost exonerated

[@knightofcydonia1192]

@@FranciscoPereira-tc2rk You one of his little simp boys?

[@yggreuyri5822]

@knightofcydonia1192 mad weeb? it's time to grow up and be a man

[@that1nukid]

"Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one." - Marcus Aurelius

[@HewyHikes]

@pogutoo can you reword this in a way where other people can understand?

[@pumkinhead24]

No one has an fucking clue what makes a good man

[@austincrouch2019]

@@pumkinhead24 i don’t agree, morals are instilled by society, we all know it’s wrong to prey on the weak, thus it’s frowned on by most virtuous men. Not everyone will be a good person but everyone knows what it takes to be a good person.

[@vandalg282]

Right, and Tate is....a 4x world kickboxing champ, millionaire with a chess ELO of 1800...he's definitely the above average male. Also, Marcus Aurelius was not above his own teachings, in fact, he had a bit of an ego, and people knew about it. Also Tate isn't arguing about being a good man, he's displaying what it takes to be the very best.

[@HdotKayy]

@pogutoo I mean misspelling hypocritical is probably a good sign that the books teachings went over your head

[@asterodon]

Andrew Tate: "I don't need bitches making me money." Has a business where women make him money

[@dillonbacon4818]

He does it anyway, he doesn’t need to

[@TheGoatLocker]

Edit* He is obviously trolling, for every 1 Tate there are 10 women saying the same shit in reverse. So Tate has stepped up and become the male version lol

[@demoninveins]

@@TheGoatLocker While scamming incels for cash. I'm sure it's just a joke.

[@curtana373]

had... do your research he makes more nowadays without women

[@tobyanderson5360]

@@TheGoatLocker yep. Its funny how people are so dumb and cant see it. they take him seriously when hes trolling everyone. Some stuff he says is true

[@gldylks777]

This guy watched every moistcritkal video and then copied how he talks and puts metaphor punchlines at the end of his sentences

[@TheGnarsk1]

💯

[@MarcoPolo39046]

Fax

[@LowKickMT]

which guy philion? asmon? tate?

[@gldylks777]

@@LowKickMT the narrator of the video (creator)

[@gldylks777]

@@LowKickMT not asmond the creator of the video he's reacting to

[@RuebenChan1]

“Being with two women at the same time equates to putting up with twice the BS.” Is based af😂

[@Hotecce1]

what do you mean, Based af?

[@kaete_7]

@@Hotecce1 based means that they agree with the statement....its a slang

[@VoldoronGaming]

@@kaete_7 It is more than just agreeing with it.

[@kaete_7]

@@VoldoronGaming yeah but thats a simple explanation yk idk how else to explain

[@chronometer9931]

​@@kaete_7 It's too simple though, if you do that then it waters down what it means, because most people won't actually know what it means...

[@Celari]

After training martial arts for several years. You know what's the best tip we learned? It was in fact lesson #1. Run if you can. You're here staying fit, and have a strong body. Odds are you run way faster than this other guy on drugs. So just run. If you can't, then we'll give you the tools to survive.

[@smokeythebeast8288]

I'm with you. I am ex-military and have trained Muay Thai for 24 years or so, I also teach children's self defense. But first thing we teach is analyze the situation and your surroundings and first things first find a way to safely Escape or Defuse The Situation. If none of that is possible then self-defense is your final option. But I will say I've been in a situation where running would have been impossible and the skills I have learned saved mine and my buddy's life. So in my opinion a form of martial arts and self-defense is must have knowledge for every human on the planet

[@Celari]

@@smokeythebeast8288 to quote my sifu "First offer him a beer, a taxi home on your bill, give him compliments, compliment his mom..no wait, not that one..and if that doesn’t work, look for a escape, then be ready to defend yourself. If it’s you or him we’re going to make sure it’s him lying on the ground with his knee the other way, and if you’re nice you call an ambulance when you’re two blocks away and say you found a guy lying on the ground"

[@gunterthekaiser6190]

@@Celari especially if the guy has a a weapon like a knife or a firearm. Ain't no martial art that can save you from those.

[@Celari]

@@gunterthekaiser6190 well. If you train long enough and reach higher grades of a martial art you learn to handle a knife. But by handle I mean, yes you disarm the person and you will survive, but you will get cut, possibly pretty bad, but the training might save you from lethal wounds. Having any other mindset than that is naive thinking. Knives are dangerous.

[@genogrinberg6014]

You know he was a cage fighter right? Only reason I have respect for him. You can train martial arts but this dude had the balls to enter a cage and fight another man at a young age with a audience watching. You can say all his alpha male nonsense is garbage but at the end of the day he can and will kick you in the face if he wanted.

[@Odysseus123]

LOL Can't believe Asmon is watching Tate. He's going to have react content for years.

[@chrischris7335]

I mean if Asmon saw the YMH podcast he did he would understand this guy 100%

[@mkh29mail]

@@chrischris7335 what do you mean by "understand"?

[@deeznutz8320]

@@chrischris7335 No he would not look at their lifestyles

[@joshanonline]

@@chrischris7335 Asmon doesn't care about understanding anything, he just want reaction content and give his opinion to his unopinionated-starving fans.

[@sk8ermGs]

The guys cringe

[@benfaunce7496]

Pretending there is no nuance in relationships and infidelity is such an interesting psycological manifestation of being butt hurt to one's own actions. It shows how capable people are to rage against those they've wronged in a useless attempt to avoid the guilt that plagues them or to rage at the trauma of being hurt. Goes along with the overcompensation for insecurity.

[@jaimelapolitique349]

Tate: 'Women should just be standing around like pretty things, and left to their vapid talks' Also Tate: stands around trying to be pretty, spewing vapid content The irony

[@arminosas]

I hear most of that is just being a troll, like it's part of the joke

[@francovillaa]

@@arminosasis like humor was recently created and this people just learned about it

[@ukps9632]

He's literally trying to save the free world

[@arminosas]

​@@francovillaaYes

[@colinchildress1251]

"I feel like NFTs are astrology for men" is the best phrase I've ever heard.

[@Misora7303]

The thing is that NFT probably makes You loose more money XD

[@KT-pv3kl]

Nfts are more akin to tulip bulbs during the dutch tulip bubble. Astrology on the other hand is not just a simple scam combined with a mainstream fad its grade A pseudoscience peddled to people who have not a single clue what actual science is and are gullible and ignorant enough to fall for confirmation bias and other psychological Tricks.

[@Gift0r]

Yes, and I will steal that line. And make an NFT of it.

[@tosehoed123]

@@Gift0r great idea 😂

[@josephcroeniangamer3727]

I like it but whit evolutionist psycology

[@MarcCastellsBallesta]

Somewhere there's a woman called Claire who freed herself from this idiot. Congratulations, Claire.

[@Kevin-be8nj]

You spelled Izzy wrong

[@healingandgrowingwithkayle4587]

Hahahahaha I love this comment

[@Karma_616]

Good job Claire escaping after Tate kidnapped you

[@RuiLuz]

And I bet she is still taking multiple showers atm.

[@LiveWatched]

Congratulations, Tate.

[@kencookson8088]

when you are willing to do something good even if there is no hope it would work, no witness to know you did it, and no reward for having done it, then you are a good man

[@acethefiredragon8525]

What he says about street fights and getting jumped. Bruh Joe Rogan told people to run the fuck away if shit like that happens. And this guys gonna activate his main protagonists syndrome to neutralize the threat?

[@evanpage2540]

I guess this is where we end up when people watch reality television unironically

[@user-kt4wz1fr4y]

@Que Coo what women?

[@user-kt4wz1fr4y]

@Que Coo i am a woman, tf are you talking about

[@earthphoenix7068]

@@user-kt4wz1fr4y why do you have a fake russian name tho? Are you western?

[@user-kt4wz1fr4y]

@Que Coo im just surprised that there are still people who believe this, its like saying that most women believe in astrology

[@user-kt4wz1fr4y]

@@earthphoenix7068 no im not, my first language is russian

[@soulsimplistic]

Hearing Asmond say "Yaaaas Sis, Yaaaas Queen" was on my bucket list. *checks that one off!

[@dr3armer]

For real 😂

[@andrewburke3470]

I'm watching a guy that's watching a guy that's watching a guy, and now you're watching my comment!

[@siccens6168]

😂😂😂

[@michelecastellotti9172]

A guy that is watching a guy that is watching a boiled egg.

[@qbeck11]

I love that Asmon reacts to the ad reads too. amazing commentary

[@cogsworther1639]

Asmongold's analysis of someone who was overly romantic and then, when it hurt them, overcompensated way too hard in the other direction really rings true for me. I've seen this happen to lots of people in my life. They're a little too naive, their relationship then goes sour, and then they fall down a rabbit hole of some wacky hogwash like this. Fortunately, I saw them all bounce back as they continued to mature. Still, I hope nobody ends up really hurting themselves with this stuff

[@sampreece3900]

Yea, well, we live in a dystopian society full of lies and propaganda, so...Who really cares about all that. Time to wake up, Neo's.

[@tosehoed123]

Or hurting someone else

[@yasoru]

Yep, it was definitely true for me. My first experience crushed me and had me overcompensating completely in the other direction. I was literally on the path to Andrew Tate. In my 2nd experience I actually got my romantic interest to pay more attention to me than the 1st ever did by acting like a jerk and I was beginning to believe this is how I needed to be in order to keep my romantic interest actually interested in me. But she eventually began to mirror my behavior and we became toxic to each other and the relationship fell apart and that taught me to find the balance on the spectrum. I actually think Tate's life is truly tragic because he never got to find the balance from my 2nd experience and continued overcompensating becoming more hateful and jaded towards life. But because he's gaining money, attention, and affection by acting this way he continues to believe that this is the truth in how males need to act in life.

[@Alex_Munoz5]

Unfortunately a lot of people are hurting themselves by having this clown as a reference

[@fatmilf1498]

Only by experiencing both extremes can one find balance…let it be lads

[@andrewmeyer3599]

He is staring so intensely at the camera that you know he 100% is "looking" at the chick who dumped him

[@TheD419]

Asmold I started watching your D4 content and now I'm here. Love the channel man mad at myself for only now discovering your page but I'm here now. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@zoomforlife]

i like the reaction .. but the guy talking about tate seem so triggered by tate than most women i see on the internet .

[@nanomofthenorth]

He also talk in the same mannerism as the sigma youtubers.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

Lots of men don't understand dark masculine traits. Lots of nice guys don't get it. That said this is obviously a terrible manifestation.

[@JuliaSvensson-ss4im]

I haven't seen one woman who likes Tate and his opinions.

[@chronometer9931]

​@JuliaSvensson-ss4im I have, It's hard to see when you keep your eyes shut...

[@JuliaSvensson-ss4im]

@@chronometer9931 I'm just not searching for them. Anyways, why are there no women in hustlers university? Why do male tate fans outnumber female tate fans 95 to 1?

[@ADM598]

If Asmon ever sees Tate's interview on Your Mom's House he might laugh himself into the hospital.

[@TheRealJonster]

I fucking loved that one! People give Tate so much shit, but he is genuinely hillarious

[@DefferJohn]

I was about to write that! It was fucking funny man! 😄😂

[@Sidkain]

Keep featherin' it brother

[@ADM598]

@@Sidkain Gotta get it going Bud!

[@kiljaeden5405]

Tatespeech clips are exaggeration, Ymh is where the humor and truth at the right amount

[@woof1725]

"There is no counter point to thinking women should not leave the house" had me on my knees

[@Tetrathegod]

i mean he is not talking for a girl like sister or gf or w.e ... guy has a bunch of webcam girls so he is just not letting them go out cuz he wants to control them .. big companies do the same btw ITS LEGIT THE SAME haha

[@regalcatnetwork8068]

@Alboo333 Yes it’s illegal legal but he’s not doing that, neither is other companies, because if you leave your job, you’re fired. He’s not keeping them there physically. dude has multiple other sources of income, if a woman decides she doesn’t want to work with him then he doesn’t care! He lets her leave

[@jkfd97]

If they don't like it, then they don't need to sign up for it... but they do it, in their hundreds. So, just exactly what are you saying? That women are too vulnerable to be out and about picking their own partners because of men like this? _Think_ carefully about your answer, don't answer with what you _feel_ is right.

[@biscuitman5388]

I think y’all need to watch his debate that Adin Ross setup with XQC which was horrible from X’s part because all X did was ramble and never answered questions, but Tates is interesting to hear, he gives plenty of valid reason for some of his views for his level of status, debunks and clarified anything based on being called “sexist” etc. the dude just lives in the real world and is discovered by the degen idiots that is the mass internet.

[@sameleiren1233]

@Alboo333 becuase their value is affected by their body count???

[@moviesynopsis001]

Phillion probably never been in a real fight and hes calling a pro fight pathetic lmao

[@wavytiger1]

We are watching a guy watching a guy watching a guy... I'm out

[@woody1647]

Funniest KZbin comment ever

[@henrikaugustsson4041]

She can’t meet someone who treats her right if she’s not allowed to go outside without you.

[@free_icecream76]

Her body count was over 100 before she met him.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

@@free_icecream76 what does that have to do with anything

[@beefybeast4934]

@@ohmygodbecky6829 Nobody wants to ride the neighborhood bicycle

[@jpbde88]

@@beefybeast4934 then don’t ? Idk why that argument would be valid to lock your partner up.

[@beefybeast4934]

@@jpbde88 It has nothing to do with locking your partner up, they were asking why body count matters

[@samantham2204]

“It’s the worst when my friends aren’t combat ready.” 😂😂 I died.

[@tobiaseckert5010]

Me too 😃

[@tonig4741]

I know we can be friends now I ran out and bought full body armour

[@viodesa3]

@@nomad3976 Let's see what you look like. Lol guy is a legit kickboxer. Sounds like ol Tate struck a nerve with you.

[@samantham2204]

@@tonig4741 dope! We ride at dawn 🔪🔫

[@hakobo2744]

@@nomad3976 yeah alright bud 😂 like to see how you look

[@neogalford]

Turns out that's not his bald head, it's his smooth brain sticking out.

[@clyse88]

I made a gym shirt that said in a world of wolfs I am the sheep. Cuz every dude there has a wolf shirt lol

[@chronometer9931]

Sounds super lame man

[@user-tn4rx8pc3p]

Yea thats even more lame than the lame ass wolf shirts

[@catsrcool1106]

My aunt has run her own flower shop for years and it’s extremely successful. Not only that she’s an accountant that does pretty much our whole family’s taxes for free since she doesn’t need the money. This idea that women don’t understand business or taxes is completely absurd. Edit: Idk why there’s a whole ass debate going on down their. I said women can understand business and taxes. I thought that wasn’t controversial.

[@JaredConnell]

Of course it is. Most men who run small businesses have their wives do the books while they take care of the other half of the business.

[@catsrcool1106]

@@JaredConnell no she runs the whole thing herself.

[@RampidWarthogStudios]

@@JaredConnell bruh. No way you tried that.

[@leonstrand329]

​@@RampidWarthogStudios what part of his comment do you have a problem with?

[@RampidWarthogStudios]

@@leonstrand329 you serious? He’s trying to play it off like it wouldn’t be successful without a man. Just Assuming that is a bit weird.

[@lizd2943]

If your man is cheating it's because he's not enough of a man to end things honestly.

[@patrickbarnes9874]

Not really. That's a human thing, not a man thing.

[@lizd2943]

@@patrickbarnes9874 We're talking about men here. If your woman cheats on you it's because she's not enough of a woman to end things honestly.

[@TheMissiIe]

@@patrickbarnes9874 .

[@jonathanpatterson4536]

And if a woman cheats which is often she was just using you

[@joshwalton25]

It's a maturity thing

[@brendanfolmar3237]

this dude clearly watches a lot of Moist critical lol

[@supahchickn7971]

yeah and he’s not even remotely funny unlike moist

[@sap9255]

​@@supahchickn7971 atleast he has money unlike u

[@StrawHatPirates56]

im glad im not the only one who noticed, he talks the exact same. the only difference is the amount of energy

[@chronometer9931]

​@@StrawHatPirates56 He's cringe AF though, he may copy the moist style, but he's pretty much all the insults he gives others...

[@chronometer9931]

​@@sap9255 Nobody cares that he has money, we do care that he's not funny and he's cringe... Get over it...

[@DTSDIGITAL]

Asmongold. The man with the most articulate eyebrows on the platform. Big love

[@melissimo.]

Sorry but my boyfriend ..doesn't have the most hair, isn't really in shape and makes less money than me yet I love him more than anything. We don't all want the same things. 14 years strong! 💪❤️

[@gamma2816]

If this is real... You single handedly just gave me so much motivation you can't even understand. I kinda went down a rabbit hole a few years back and it ruined me, then the relationships that followed made it worse, perhaps it was just me getting attracted to that kind of woman to validate my warped view without realising. Oh well, nowadays I'm a lot happier as I made it out long ago and cringy as it sounds I went on a "spiritual journey" to find myself again as this depressing world view of women really messed me up to the point of needing therapy. I gave up on relationships after I got out of therapy as I thought, "The pill philosophies being real or not is irrelevant, I keep getting hurt as I attract the wrong type of person so I have to give up dating as it only serves to hurt me it seems because of myself." So I've been on a long LONG break of just being at max very surface level and casual with girls. After reading that comment though... I'm... Thinking about opening up and being vulnerable with a girl again... It's been years but... Idk something about this comment just got to me and I'll take it as a sign. Either way it goes I feel ready somehow... Hope this is it. Anyway, thank you, no truly.

[@ahhshytson]

and that is very very rare, good luck out there men if you're expecting to find this.

[@5ashll303]

Well if you two love each other, that’s great! Don’t let any idiot tell you you shouldn’t

[@TheHighrailer]

"They're not allowed out" That didn't age well.

[@abadenoughdude300]

Now to enhance his knowledge of this tactic he's going to practice not being allowed out himself lol

[@music79075]

​@@abadenoughdude300its all a part of his 14 step plan. If you subscribe and become a G then you will be able to know

[@DaveH82]

Claire just wanted to start a business so she could leave the house.

[@49Alin]

In the west but in the middle east we'll .

[@GRedb]

how? since they were literally shown they were allowed out from the cctv cameras when the case started

[@anthonyvdm796]

The Dalmatian laughing in the background made me laugh so hard. It doesn't fit at all with what he is saying lol.

[@Immutablecrypto]

You are very intuitive buddy...And you make me lmfao. Good stuff!

[@Mr_Vorland]

This man's accent confounds me. He attacks his "R"'s like a midwesterner, but lengthens his "O"'s like an English Chav.

[@darklight8338]

He grew up in both America and the UK

[@sk8ermGs]

Yeah what a prick as well

[@Clint_Beastwood87]

Hes romanian i think.

[@MegaVidFan1]

And one time he said."about" like the British, but then immediately switches back to American. It's like he was born in Ohio, moved to California, and then finished high school and college in London

[@darklight8338]

@@MegaVidFan1 *Luton

[@ChibiQilin]

The way he blames women who get cheated on reminds me of women who blame men when they get cheated on. "You're not satisfying her enough", "you don't make the kind of money she deserves" etc.

[@polybius9089]

But it's true, isn't it? I mean some people are just whores by nature, meaning that they just can't "settle for one person". But a lot of the times (most of the times) they cheat because they don't feel attracted to their partner anymore - because they got too lazy and/or too comfortable. It's a tough pill to swallow but it's the truth regardless.

[@MrZZsharka]

Ironically Tait said the same thing about men she she cheats on a man.

[@darthwolfius7746]

Yeah in a few words this Tits guy just have some "traumas" from past relationships most probably so now is copying everything he hears online and regurgitate them so he seems smart and edgy and "alpha male", when he is nothing more but a human trafficker. And the dude commenting him is like but in the mirror. I appreciate Asmongold for being impartial.

[@itsjustaname777]

except when they do say that no one mocks them...society agrees. If Tate were female this video would be promoted everywhere with endless praise.

[@jacobnash9755]

Yeah and why blame someone for drinking poison when they know it's poison?

[@LegendaryZody]

Philion sounds so much like a mix between Chris Ray Gun and Charlie from Penguinz0 channel and I love it.

[@KevinWM2]

This is the most hilarious video I've seen in ages.

[@xXESproductionsXx]

It scares me that people see these videos and thinks 'this guy is genius! I'm buying his stuff'. Legitimately scares me

[@moeleicster2737]

don't be scared homie

[@barrontrump3943]

And yet you are hopeless in your own love life

[@xXESproductionsXx]

@@barrontrump3943 nope. I'm married

[@jxetv5049]

After watching Cobra Tate, I am now 890% more likely to get laid.

[@billylion3073]

800% value buy now

[@billylion3073]

@Que Coo EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT VALUE!!! if you order in the next 5 mins you get two COUNT IT! 2 bonus hoes

[@sardoniclaugh9646]

@Que Coo That is true. But not because you're a millionaire. Well some will but others will just be attracted by the confidence. Women like confidence. A lot. Thing is confidence can't be faked, women smell it immediately if you're full of shit. The cool thing about becoming rich is you tend to become genuinely confident after a while. What makes you confident? Funny enough it's the ass kissing. Once you become rich you'll immediately attract a bunch of grade A ass kissing leeches. They are loathsome human beings but they do provide a invaluable service. You don't need to repeat in the mirror "I'm cool, I'm the greatest. I can do anything" the ass kissers will do it for you 24/7. And it's going to be a million times more effective coming from other people, even if you know they only do it to get some money from you.

[@jeminatorjemalem1272]

890% more likely of 0 is still 0 my guy

[@seraphcreed840]

*laid out.

[@lllucasm]

gotta love the sudden British accent that comes out of him and goes away randomly

[@boxitoboxito5848]

This aged like wine

[@kidmertz63]

Seeing Asmon look directly into the camera and through my soul was an awe-inspiring moment

[@bikramsingh8406]

LMAO

[@charlieeells6120]

okay thats just weird dude.

[@FluenTV]

Eellæææææææææææææææææå

[@elora512]

👁️👁️

[@VeganAncientDragonKnight]

@@charlieeells6120 no It's sexy

[@Argumemnon]

"If you can convince stupid people that they're smart, they'll give you all of their money" Gospel, my man.

[@ryleehagen5543]

Ok but why is this guy budget Charly?

[@theredscourge]

When Andrew Tate made these videos, he was wanting women and beta males to get this triggered by it so they'd whine about him to everyone they know and make him famous. Some of the criticisms work but most of them are more cringe than most of the things Andrew Tate was saying. Which by the way, a lot of the things Tate says are mostly correct, not because "women bad", but because he selects women based on looks alone whereas he selects his male friends based on competence alone.

[@MrMotastic]

A crossover I'd never thought could happen.

[@bryxer7v7]

bro your profile pic is lit🔥

[@nolabets3130]

It's hilarious, asmond the ultimate neckbeard wow no lifer dunking on tate, it's alot to handle 🤣🤣🤣

[@lu1zh16]

Beta male reacts to alpha male

[@namanhlehoang9999]

@@lu1zh16 Who is beta? Who is alpha? Just curious.

[@TheDeathSinger]

"they're not allowed out" well we all know what that means now.

[@IsoyaKei]

that manscaped segway was smoother than his balls

[@dasnomaden]

There is something comical about a guy who flaunts his muscles, flaunts his guns, surrounds himself with tough guys and squats behind guarded walls and is still always looking over his shoulder, while lecturing desperate fools on how to be tough and successful.

[@rosarialeah]

Simple steps to being a man (or really just a person)... respect others, and take care of yourself. It's that simple. Like... no amount of pussy will make you more of a man, ultimately all that matters is that you are happy, and you aren't hurting those around you

[@Phoenix_9902]

factual

[@TheAbsoluteSir]

I would say that's true for women as well.

[@danidan2174]

@@enoch13th85 men just need to be educated more about consent, and can say no to a woman and not to be trapped by the gender norms that make them feel used, at least its how i felt because men are default to consenting to some women request and you cant really give away the idea that many women use this for their advantage and what i was mistaken the most is that consenting their request doesnt make you can demand anything from her

[@rasmusnilsson123]

@@enoch13th85 well spoken

[@justinnaarden9290]

@@enoch13th85 He is a mutli millionaire, 4x kickboxing world champion, multi dating, high level chess playing legend. What are you though? Please enlighten me how you make more sense then this man.

[@desfefe]

You hit the nail when you mentioned about loads of lost people without Dads. Lack of father figures is disturbing in this modern generation

[@northwestclasspnw7974]

Men dropping the ball as of late on the dad side

[@thesentientone2601]

Lack of father figures is not the problem bro. The problem is radicalization online and/or irl. Saying this is homophobic towards lesbians and straight up false. Plus, what does a father provide to a family that a mother can't, and vice versa.

[@leonmuller8475]

@@thesentientone2601 „Saying this is homophobic towards lesbians and straight up false“ Then why are people who grow up without a father statistically more extreme in their views about men? (Most often they end up hating all men)

[@chrisjeaaalbertos3802]

@@leonmuller8475 That is not even close to being true. Kids growing up with a single parent are having a tough time though. The more parents, the better. The gender of those parents is completely irrelevant

[@leonmuller8475]

@@chrisjeaaalbertos3802 „That is not even close to being true.“ Where is your evidence for that claim? „Kids growing up with a single parent are having a tough time though“ I know, because I was such a child. And I know what changes when you lack a father. And that is certainly not the same as lacking a mother. There are huge differences like lacking a Arm vs lacking a Leg, both have a severe impact and there is no better/worse option, but both still have massive differences in the way they change you.

[@icecold3366]

Watched this just now and when the promotion manscaped came up I cracked so hard LOL

[@yendorimus]

The penguinz0 be strong with this one.

[@notreallyablessing7536]

There are tons of women who sound exactly like Tate

[@paintspot1509]

Great logic... everybody else is stupid so I should try and beat them at being dumb.

[@LoLFilmStudios]

Yes that’s correct. I’m not a hater though, I just don’t watch his content.

[@shinon748]

Lots of broken people who don't get the help they need. So they turn to making hate into their only defining personality trait. These people are hurting and this is the only way they know to outlet. Destructive as it is...

[@danidan2174]

@@shinon748 but its ok for women to do that, thats what im having problem with, amber heard still hasnt paid 15 million that she owed depp for domestic violence case and nobody gives a shit, let that sink in

[@shinon748]

@@danidan2174 "lots of broken people" keyword is "people" are women not people? Fuck dude. Actually read before going off, wHaT aBoUt WoMeN!!!!

[@tweakin1531]

This dude is hilarious ill never be convinced he isn't a character

[@brandoncowan3836]

I think he does it just so people get pissed and talk about him

[@tweakin1531]

@@brandoncowan3836 literally, and not only does it work its entertaining as shit.

[@PauIdenino]

He's actually serious, I've watched other videos of him

[@tweakin1531]

@@PauIdenino I have too but I don't think thats proof that he isn't a character lul

[@PauIdenino]

@@tweakin1531 He's over exaggerating here but these are pretty much his principles

[@mambutuomalley2260]

I'm actually flabbergasted by how many Tate stans try to defend their beloved idol in this comments section.

[@highlordlaughterofcanada8685]

Some of them are probably just trying to bait people in fairness. But yeah it's odd just how many crawled out of their hidey holes over this.

[@BlueCatArt]

17:12 "At leats get the love going" Man, if I'm being betrayed like that, I can't respect this person anymore. If I can't respect the man even the slightest, there's no love anymore.

[@arcaneSae]

I love how he ran to Romania with his tail between his legs to get away with more and still got arrested xD

[@Doctor_Faust17]

As a romanian I can confirm that this is one of the few W police moments we have currently but at least it's something

[@elkanfernandes4595]

@@Doctor_Faust17 how?

[@PurifyWithLight]

I love how he just got released

[@PerfectPyro217]

​@@PurifyWithLight House arrest

[@iBloodxHunter]

​@@elkanfernandes4595 political corruption and crime. Pretty typical.

[@Binyamin.Tsadik]

You hit the nail on the head, it's a control problem with him. I'm sure that the pattern with him is that he gets too controlling with his women and they lash out because they are human and need freedom.

[@CruelestChris]

Guy can't even seem to control what accent he has.

[@WrektSK]

@@CruelestChris Surprised not a lot of people seem to notice this, but yeah his accents are all over the place

[@OldManArmStrength]

@@WrektSK Is that a part of the scam too?

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

That guy's brain is as smooth as his head.

[@eldenreel7412]

imaginary fights with invisible pople was pretty funny lol.

[@vasmar2261]

This dude: *walks into a woman-owned salon* Also this dude: "Do you guys not have fire extinguishers??"

[@artemkoropotkin3047]

But they have phones.

[@thisulwickramarachchi2380]

I didn't get it... wdym

[@Brandon11746]

lmao

[@foilhattiest1]

@@artemkoropotkin3047 Beating a fire to death with a phone is TIGHT!

[@artemkoropotkin3047]

@@foilhattiest1 Hey, women can be pretty crafty. If it's just her, a fire and her phone then you better believe that fires being put out. Ow and Diablo immortal references about phones are fun. All hail the red shirt guy.

[@bababooeyv6911]

The reaction video we’ve all been waiting for

[@ratlungworm7035]

Late to the party, no fan of Tate, but DryCr1tikal calling someone cookie-cutter is the funniest take here.

[@serenityssolace]

Those are the best videos because of the passion asmon radiates in this video

[@jimzmudgway469]

As Asmon said before, No-one likes a person who breaks character. Take everything someone that has been punched in the head multiple times with a grain of salt though.

[@williambuchko5797]

Yeah other than the fact he's a multi millionaire and he became that AFTER fighting but yes please keep being a clown

[@illidan2425]

@@williambuchko5797 you seem like one of the incels who actually believes all this bullshit Tate is spouting.

[@KK-bm4mf]

After reading your second sentence, I feel like I've been punched in the head multiple times

[@tylerasweet]

I don’t really get that vibe from this dude

[@rustybungle]

@@tylerasweet He's grifting dudes with that mentality essentially isn't he?

[@defiantnetwork9726]

the astrology vs. wolf reference was very on point

[@Lumberjack_king]

Exactly

[@CB11924]

@@Lumberjack_king You guys make correlations in thin air. Shits fuvcking funny. Meanwhile you both have cringe profile pics

[@Lumberjack_king]

says the guy with png fire and "badass" profile pic@@CB11924

[@CB11924]

@@Lumberjack_king Youre miserable arent you haha

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@CB11924 not really I mean I take depression meds but I’m not gonna kill myself why do you even care so much about this shit it was a single comment saying “exactly”

[@young-salt]

I like that he even reacts to the sponsored segment

[@boomervision2063]

guy who made the vid on Tate totally rips MoistKriticals cadence and delivery.

[@jomama800]

Asmon I respect your opinion in this video and actually pointing out real world examples of both women and mens bullshit. Asmons commentary made this video three times better.

[@its_sisha_not_chair505]

Yeah and its odd, he's like, one of the few content creators that actually adds something to the reacted content instead of staring at the screen like 🗿 maybe my favorite guy at reacting, even tho, im not into the games he plays

[@divian22]

If you don't take what Tate says seriously, its actually super hilarious 🤣

[@AlpaChinoDespacito]

Yeah I don't think he even believes what he says, just saying some absurd shit with complete seriousness is just funny asf

[@joshanonline]

Yes, but leave it to the beta Phil to take it super seriously.

[@BleachRush]

It's even funnier when you take it seriously

[@bc9554]

@@bobby45825 Eh, so what if he did? Theres tons of women making rant videos about their bad experiences with men and extrapolating it to all men. Let the man vent, its funny.

[@TophinatorStreams]

Very true

[@NoLifeBJJ]

*Teleports behind machete wielder* "Nothing personnel kid, but my partner here had you targeted before you even walked in"

[@vitamintea4084]

I agree with 5:14 though, it is sad that many young men need to look to internet personalities to learn "how to shave" which I myself have had to do, we as men could do better as father figures, but that's the beauty of failure, we learn from our mistakes and move forward, I wish everyone reading this.... you don't have to be rich to be successful, success is what YOU make it, as long as you are content with your life then you are doing better than 70% of the population

[@Murkrok67]

Andrew would have to have a lot of insecurities if he’s worried that a lady going outside will make them leave him.

[@florenbaron7111]

True

[@alskarmode]

People who go through this much effort to convince people how cool, successful, wealthy, etc. they are are generally very insecure people with low self esteem and sense of self.

[@Hatrimn]

Many women are willing to enter into this arrangement because of the lifestyle and status he provides. Says a lot more about them.

[@VNOMALII]

insecure? u mean self respect? when a woman goes out each weekend dressed promiscuously, she isn't your woman, she's everyones. it's not insecurity, its having enough respect for yourself to not be taken a fool.

[@ragegaze3482]

@@VNOMALII true, although the degree of not letting them outside at all is weird, not letting them go to the club is one thing. Not letting them go outside is too far. So many people in these comments are cringe though and think if you don't let them have a vacation to Miami with their girls it's being controlling lmao.

[@fanofcodd]

Phillion : "I don't need money , I'm the bald millionaire" Asmon : get triggered Me , balding : feels bad , I'm not even millionaire

[@NotTheHeroStudios]

Same my guy. I'm barely a dollarair

[@Alex_Munoz5]

Why did he get triggered by that. Didnt really get It. After all the crazy, stupid and bad stuff Tate said at that point of the video, he gets triggered because of a "personal attack"

[@iBloodxHunter]

​@@Alex_Munoz5 Your grasp on reality is middling if you think the stuff in this video is that bad.

[@AdrianBratu]

lol this is the Top G - the shorts were flooded with this guy a while back

[@ketadorv6705]

Ok im late here. Im from Montreal Canada and when i was younger, like 25 or so (im 39 now)and George St-Pier accidently bumped into me and i turned around, he turned around and shook my hand saying sorry. So I dont think all kickboxer are aggressive. I think it's just how he sees the world. I think he thinks everyone wants to take a shot at him but the truth is, nobody gives a shit. That's what i think

[@Simiocrates]

Philion: *laughs repeatedly* Also Philion: "except it's flopping and it's not funny"

[@punchito]

dude isnt even a beta hes the type whod shine betas shoes with his tongue thats how low hes ranked as a man

[@AmazingAutist]

@@punchito Found the incel

[@joshanonline]

@@AmazingAutist prove you are not an incel

[@antidave]

@@punchito okay incel

[@AmazingAutist]

@@ryanjacob3338 Alpha wolves are a myth and the person who coined the term had been trying to tell people that he got that particular part of his research wrong ever since.

[@brandonboss6868]

Holy crap, I was in an abusive, cheating relationship. I actually sounded like this guy, it went on for like 5 years. Then, I finally grew up, and moved past it all. I'm so glad I don't sound like this anymore.

[@sebastianwendl603]

Overreactions are too easy to run into, happens to everyone (most definitely including me). Glad to hear you are back to normal and have learned a lesson. Realizing mistakes makes people grow as a person.

[@Gjaku]

U will get cheated again enjoy growing up 😂😂

[@brandonboss6868]

@@Gjaku woeh, what's with all the negativity lol

[@nera_kit4566]

@@brandonboss6868 It's just typical andrew fan

[@lyndy101]

@@Gjaku And you won't be cheated on, since you'd have to have a girlfriend in the first place.

[@cravencruxsade3701]

Right when I heard this Philion guy describe Andrew Tate as “misogynistic” and constantly using the term to describe Incels & etc. I already knew everything I needed to know. The pot calling the kettle black. Philion the Giga Simp

[@Little_Horus]

Your boy has a house/room of: no i dont live with my mom anymore, comb that again DiCaprio

[@Little_Horus]

Nail bat

[@insertcommaname1388]

My least favorite part about this guy is how he sometimes turns into a british person

[@catch.22]

Kicking someone in the head makes them british

[@insertcommaname1388]

@@catch.22 it happens to the worst of us I suppose

[@Signal_in_the_noise]

Lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking

[@ViolationYT]

Asmon you seen the Fresh and Fit Podcast? they bring him on and talk to "normal girls" if you wonna see their reaction :D

[@dxgkamikazi]

It comes down to a lack of communication on the part of both people in the relationship. Instead of talking about what we are missing in the relationship, Andrew Tate just uses that as an excuse to cheat or treat her however we wants.

[@venusiandawn573]

When I was working my butt off to pay rent, groceries, and everything else myself, my ex bf was using the $1200 his dad sent him everything month to buy weed and access to Hustlers University and masculinity courses. Thank God I'm out of that relationship.

[@AnotherSkyTV]

Wow

[@chronometer9931]

Sounds like BS...

[@fugosfork7907]

​@@chronometer9931sounds like youre the ex boyfriend

[@valient1996]

Lmao, this aged so well. "the don't go out, they are not allowed out". Fast forward 6 months and gets arrested for human trafficking......

[@Ceoofedging]

And 3 months later the world is still waiting for the invisible evidence......... BTW u should lear what jokes are

[@yfranse4881]

Excuse me 0.0 Who tf is this guy im out of the loop

[@ivanasukjadic1423]

Yet to be proven.

[@voltage8902]

The dude literally moved to Romania specifically cause he can bribe the police. He even admitted it. Not to mention the shit he admitted to on his "advice school" he had that he took down and had removed from the way back machine

[@user-ug4vg2qf3h]

And then what? Oh nothing.

[@Third_eyee]

Philion is the guy that tells your girlfriend you liked another girls picture on facebook

[@joshanonline]

gotta simp harder!

[@pokermitten9795]

This guy is for sure a cop in a Matriarchy.

[@alessandroponte1270]

"they need digital dads to tell them if they are good or bad boys" is one of the most clever takes on social psychology I ever heard.

[@psychotickiller3444]

7:35-7:44 literally the reason I'm single......when I said no because of not feeling well or just not being in the mood, he would touch me while begging or whispering lewd things until I agreed. I'm sorry but if you do that to a girl, then yeah, every time after that will be a no too. My "no" never actually mattered in the 1st place, so why initiate anything or agree when I didn't have a choice anyway.

[@tayloradams906]

He was on your moms house podcast. Its owned by a comedian couple. They were all over this guy too but after seeing him on Im pretty sure this is an act.

[@punchito]

act of what dudes is a real man mma champ 4x dudes a millionaire

[@jacobburr3570]

YMH is pretty good stuff! I'd like to see him on "bad friends" podcast!

[@Simiocrates]

@@jacobburr3570 Bobby needs him right now LOL

[@jacobburr3570]

@@Simiocrates yessss! That and also Andrew Schultz :p

[@punchito]

@Tyler Andrew Tate is a British-American former professional kickboxing world champion who fought in the cruiserweight and super cruiserweight divisions.

[@skykeeper652]

27:02 "What I want you to do is to be pleasant. To smile and comply, and obey. I want you to be happy all the time" ...Bitch, you want a pet!

[@thunderballz74]

That guy with the mic is fighting with all his fairy might to not just swallow the hell out of it!!!!!😂

[@Rose-Dew]

49:09 That was so funny 😂 I'm glad no one died.