【ASMR】 Alastor punishes you for kissing him 「Alastor x Listener Audio」

[@1_alastor_simp]

6:59 MORPHY REALLY CHANGED THE ASMR INTO A BALLET THEATRE 😂😂😂 PEOPLE HERE WHO HEARD THE ORIGINAL VERSION 👇

[@jennysmith3700]

I did

[@NOVIISGACHA]

I did AHHAHSHSH

[@MochiJelly4877]

I wish I did 😢 and I really want to.

[@EdizzBy_Leo]

I did XD

[@kpopfan4eva]

I did and I think it sucks that they had to redo it because of KZbinrs stupid standards.

[@a3_eki]

me: *i just got out of bed* al: OH NO U DONT

[@a3_eki]

(also ummmm i guess im not ace anymore either😳🫣🫢

[@vitaniweapon413]

I have an asexual boyfriend you can have intimacy just for your partner but it's not there kind of thing. I mean we never but it was agreed on when we're married. Still though alastor would do it as more of gaining control.

[@Skibidi_clemintine]

@@a3_eki dang 😭

[@Alastor30342]

“STAY IN BED” also… the noises r hurting me 😂😢😢😢😢😂😢😢😢

[@narutofangirl1237]

Me: lol

[@AngelinaValdez-f5u]

7:00 NOT US MOANING- WHAT THE FUCK- this was actually the first time Alastor fucking us 😭😭 Edit: rip my notifications Edit 2: I have never had this many likes

[@BestofLiltj23]

​@@Rainbowkitten0 Definitely!

[@Blake_Giyuus-Husband]

@@Rainbowkitten0for sure

[@aether_maletraveler]

@@Rainbowkitten0 I was hoping I would not have to say this but.... you're right you're 100% right

[@ReinaAkuma4149]

​@@Rainbowkitten0Yep

[@BBAnimatic]

Wait…HE DOES?! OOOOOOOHHHH MA GODD

[@Crisjola]

….. this contract is sounding a _whole lot more_ like a marriage contract, Alastor, darling.

[@AthenatheKitty2846]

Omg we're married now ✨💍✨

[@KAIKARU_112]

​ @AthenatheKitty2846 hes married to almost everyone. Edit:U guys, we have to stop from making morphy comfortable with HH characters who's w me?

[@JuliaKnox-q5f]

That's because it is...

[@inesjofremartins867]

@@KAIKARU_112 *laughs in polyamory*

[@DazedEmery]

Its very.. _Intresting_ to say the least..

[@1_alastor_simp]

6:59 I think Morphy is getting a bit too comfortable...

[@Niffty_hazbinhotel5]

Fr I'm scared 😰 ÆÆHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID VOX SEND THIS TO ME ÆÆÆÆ!?

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

HELP-

[@asiabanin2914]

AND THAT IS SOOOOO OKAY

[@sheilamoton4643]

*Morphy hasn't talked to his therapist. Nah worse yet, he doesn't have one.*

[@lilythmauldin5047]

​@@Niffty_hazbinhotel5NIFTTY WTF WHY YOU WATCHING THINGS FROM VOX?!

[@Hazbinvision-154]

Right when i saw the title i immediately blushed Edit : 7:00 I TOOK MY HEADPHONES AND THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL CUZ OF THE SOUND

[@BestofLiltj23]

You did too!!

[@Ayumi-catt]

Like I always do hahahah

[@Solar_here11]

Same and then I started crying😭💀

[@RSSarmiento-k9b]

​@@Solar_here11same and I started to scream my lungs out😭💀✋🏻

[@Aikobakugou4life]

@@RSSarmiento-k9b nope I was just sitting in my bed using my computer so I could play on my phone like does heard that art and just sat in silence trying understand what had just happened

[@elid69]

I was like "damn the story is progressing and our character is getting bolder in a cute way🥰🥵" and suddenly ANIME GIRL ON A CREAKING BED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗯🗯🗯 edit: hell nah now we the swan lake or sum 💀💀

[@queenofcake6808]

For real thoughhhhh I have all of Morphy’s Alastor vids in a playlist in order and it’s nice to listen to the progression of the story

[@Alastor_1933a]

THAT'S WHAT IT EXACTLY SOUNDS LIKE 😆😆

[@tori9922]

When i started watching:alright At 6:58 : charlie, vaggie, nifty, husk,angel dust and cherri bomb wondering where the noises coming from..

[@Call_me_bree]

HELP FR💀💀

[@RSSarmiento-k9b]

Angel prob be like:👁👄👁

[@Joku-mm5he]

I think angel dust could just guess whats happening

[@cosmicredfield]

Angel lowkey jealous probably. We all know he wanted to give Al a BJ😂

[@vevixie6976]

​@@RSSarmiento-k9b"it's about time the strawberry pimp got it on with someone"

[@OriginalCecilia]

The fact that we all read the title and still clicked it shows that we all need therapy.

[@Nuh_uh1234]

My bad dawg

[@One-piece-Mha]

Real I did it to be funny than I died☠️💀

[@halalasabela8547]

I agree honestly 😅

[@Alastor30342]

Yea… but my therapist quit after I saw him once sooo…

[@The_gacha_kid.25]

Yes

[@Mkinda]

7:00 STOP CAUSE HOW DID WE GO FROM KISSING TO BASICALLY DOING THE OOMPA LOOMPA NOW 😭😭

[@Stanley_Hart]

Oopma loompa😂😂😂😂😂

[@XnifftyX]

wdym by oompa loompa

[@Mkinda]

@@XnifftyX we’re doing the seggs with Alastor

[@tickingtimebomb444]

@@XnifftyX by oompa loompa, they meant by uh.. 👌👈 (help me 😭😭😭)

[@XnifftyX]

@@tickingtimebomb444 i’m sorry?-

[@Egg_sandwhiches]

Father. You have fed us well. But what the FUCK ARE WE EATING

[@cathedral7381]

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EATING” IM BALLING😭

[@sheilamoton4643]

*I DONT WANNA EAT NO MORE 😭*

[@sheilamoton4643]

*I'd rather starve fr 😭*

[@sheilamoton4643]

*"I don't wanna do this no mo 😭😰💀"*

[@queenofcake6808]

Wait this isn’t Jambalaya

[@midonalalouve6024]

This video is as spicy as Alastor’s jambalaya

[@asiabanin2914]

Pleaseeeee AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@sheilamoton4643]

No it's spicier, *WAY WAY SPICIER 💀*

[@V_actor]

💀. ❤️=📈📉

[@WingsOfFire_fan33]

​@@sheilamoton4643 FR

[@Alastor30342]

MY JAMBALAYA IS WAY MORE SPICY!🌶️

[@Donnie_Hamato_]

Us listening: 😳😳 Morphy behind the mic: 🤸🏋️🫄 Edit: Thanks for the like guys ^^

[@SerialDesignationRavyn]

Why did this send me rolling on the floor 😂

[@YourgirlHanna]

So true

[@YourgirlHanna]

😅

[@MerceJunio]

@Smg4smg4201 FELLO SMG4 FAN!!

[@Sillyandfreaky]

Not the mpeg emoji 💀

[@Thesigmalpha-x2e]

WE LOSIN OUR VIRGINITY WITH THIS ONE💀💀💀

[@Lumi_edits]

LOL😭

[@NalentinoSimp_Uzi]

FR

[@SKKHERE]

𝐹𝑟𝑓𝑟 𝑖𝑣𝑑𝑒ℎ𝑦𝑑𝑑𝑓𝑓𝑑

[@kidshernandez7989]

Fr Fr

[@sheilamoton4643]

I WASN'T TRYNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@willowholt6694]

Computer YEETED. History DELETED. Therapist GREETED. Holy Water NEEDED.

[@Okami_Amaterasu]

Need holy water? For the low price of *FREE*, you can get some holy water from Heaven's fountain of virtue!!

[@willowholt6694]

@@Okami_Amaterasu BET. Thanks for telling me bestie!

[@Okami_Amaterasu]

​@@willowholt6694np bestie!!!

[@carmainekaia]

WHY YOU DELITED 8:47 I want hear AL's voice like 0:22

[@ILOVERUBBERDUCKS-IHATEALASTOR]

@@Okami_Amaterasu WHY TF IS EMILY HERE!?!?

[@AlastorsStaff]

6:59 WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT HOLD UP

[@head_._._lockk]

THE WAY I FUCKING HYPERVENTILATED

[@AlastorsStaff]

@@head_._._lockk like is that supposed to be ALASTOR because usually we're not supposed to have a "voice" in these 😅

[@Rainbow-n8n]

The way my jaw dropped...BRO 😭

[@head_._._lockk]

​@@AlastorsStaffyep

[@Selection_videos]

Omg, why are there wet sounds like omfg

[@Fruityvale]

6:57 JUMPSCARE?” ITS RUFKING 11PM I GOT SO SCARED

[@Y.Y_V.P]

SIIIII AJSJSJAJSJSJJA

[@Kami-Camera]

I was the 69th like 😭😭😭😭

[@Fruityvale]

@@Kami-Camera LMAOO

[@mabelarape1296]

LOL SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@brendapatriciasagchebernar8383]

its 12:23am and im watching this😀👍

[@Klownmona]

MY JAW DROPPED LOWER THAN MY GRADES😭🙏🏾IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

[@CALLMESTAR16]

I can't 😂

[@Nuh_uh1234]

REAL. LIKE I FULL ON SCREAMED IN A PANIC

[@sassylassy1628]

Ain't no wayyyy😂😂😂

[@Klownmona]

@@sassylassy1628 😭🙏🏾

[@One-piece-Mha]

LMAO UNDERRATED COMMENT☠️🤌

[@Vincent_Borthwick]

I'M GOING INSANE LIKE THE REST OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS FOR, MORPHY?! (I'm thankful for this, father. Give us more of this, I beg of you)

[@Runaexe-bv5uk]

I suppose it too. Hey Morphy, can you let me hear the Alastor's kinky voice? You did good work! Keep going!

[@Runaexe-bv5uk]

When he do X(can you understand the mean I want to say?)and when kissing. and I want hear the make some more sound.

[@getonyourknessfordaddy]

Hello again

[@M1ll0wXP]

YESSS I WAS RIGHT!!!!! I KNEW WE WERE GETTING CLOSE TO INTERCOURSE WHEN THESE AUDIOS STARTED GETTING MORE SPICY-!! Okay I was literally telling myself “Bro I bet you one of these days Morphy is gonna run out of ideas for a Listener x Alastor ASMR video and he will just release a video of Alastor fucking us 💀😏” 🤣🤣😃

[@M1ll0wXP]

Also I literally snatched my headphones on when it got to 7:00 😂

[@AshIsA_Strawberry]

​@@M1ll0wXP therian buddies :D

[@M1ll0wXP]

@@AshIsA_Strawberry Haiii! :3

[@samanthalg__]

look up… i’m on your ceiling… hahaha my dear… don’t underestimate me…

[@dianasalinas782]

Okay WTF! YOU MEAN LIKE FUCK US???????😮😮😮😮

[@LittlePaprika14]

Next asmr be like : Alastor has to carry you everywhere because you can’t walk anymore 🫣🤭

[@One-piece-Mha]

LMAOOOO😂

[@TheOtherSibling]

Oh hell naw💀

[@WingsOfFire_fan33]

PFTTTTTT

[@BlessedObamwonyi]

Oh maw gossh

[@Its_Ur_Fav_Bi_pie]

Lolll!!

[@Strawberry_Cow_Love]

2:15 im here now lets see if i regret listening to this? Edit: 7:00 ALASTOR WT- Edit: Ive never gotten this many likes!!😮

[@kcrobinson9872]

omg i said the same

[@Morningstar-Prov]

Me: reading comments while listening Also me: clicks on 7:00 timestamp because curious Also me again: Holy-

[@NetshaLovesHeba]

we did the same thing help

[@kcrobinson9872]

me : clicks oh shi-

[@ShadowLover-hn1yf]

I heard the music and I almost jumped out of my bed😭😭😭 Edit:I realized what was going on and I do the same 😅

[@waffles_I]

WHAT IS IY PLEASE IM TOO SCARED TO HEAR

[@Rxngoku_kun]

HELL NAH NOT THE MOANING💀

[@abbypotter9283]

MORPHY HAS OFFICIALLY GONE INSANE YALL

[@kidshernandez7989]

7:00 Me: *blushes like crazy* My oc: emm what the sigma? *Raises eyebrow*

[@Skyeshooter9794]

Same💀

[@kidshernandez7989]

@@Skyeshooter9794 ikr

[@Finnthefisher-3]

💀

[@Sir-i3r]

REAL

[@speakerman391]

My oc just punch alastor so hard

[@darkglitcher09]

NAH I JUST GOT TO THE CHURCH EARLIER, MORPHY💀 (Lord please have mercy on me)

[@Ruby_kit345]

I think im going to need to go with you

[@SShadowKing]

Count me in

[@robloxlover9414]

Me 3 bro..🧍

[@StacyZurita-v3g]

Amen

[@darkglitcher09]

Pack the things you need let’s go to church!!!

[@Bluey341]

The ASMR’s here get a little quirky at night

[@Vincent_Borthwick]

😳😳😏🤣

[@aether_maletraveler]

They do

[@Jinx_edits-q2t]

Lol

[@kidshernandez7989]

Haha yes they do. 😳😏

[@Weird_teen_boy]

FR BRO

[@autumnchandler1303]

This describes all character ai chats with Alastor..... Don't try and deny it... WE KNOW THE TRUTH...

[@Wolf-sb8jw]

oh fuck man this guy is on to us

[@ThatBadassAuthor]

​@@Wolf-sb8jw oh shit-

[@sarahhodges3060]

Not me actually having character ai🫣

[@JazminRamirez-zb6xs]

He's in the walls- HES IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!

[@Its_Ur_Fav_Bi_pie]

​@@Wolf-sb8jwfuck he got us

[@asiabanin2914]

The bed: 🪦

[@haileyunicorn6372]

Fr it be sounded like its gonna break😂

[@Alexis-mb7br]

I didn't know until 7:00

[@THEoneandonlyEDIF]

r.i.p. bed

[@altheawashington3412]

@@Alexis-mb7br7:00 that will scar me for the rest of my life💀💀💀

[@Alexis-mb7br]

@@altheawashington3412 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Born2b-Beheaded]

7:00 AWOO😰 JUMPSCAREEE

[@meimiyamoto]

REAL

[@Finnthefisher-3]

💀

[@MAXYOURCAT]

ⁿᵒʷ ⁱᵐ ᶜʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ʳᵒᵒᵐ⁻

[@Your_local_Muichiro_yay]

What is your username

[@Born2b-Beheaded]

@@Your_local_Muichiro_yay what do you have against my username? 😢😢

[@RoseTheGoofyAhhDummy]

OH MY GOD YA’LL TODAY IS THE DAY WE’VE WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED AND WE REACHED THE ULTIMATE ALASTOR AUDIO- WHOOOOOOOO- WE’VE BEEN FED FOR DAYSSSSS NO, WEEKS- AHHHHHHH-

[@aj0loar1dmc]

¡Minionss!🗣️🔥

[@HaneenAbdelrahman-es7pk]

❤❤❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭

[@DemonQueen320]

i lagit woke up at 4am and saw this on my fyp and was like yes finnalyyyyyy

[@Coil-2]

OH FUCK YES

[@VixX.0fficial]

🎶RAHHHHHHHHH🎶​@@ItIsYuhGurlLily

[@TwoEmosInARoom_333]

7:00 BRO MY STOMACH DID A WHOLE BACKFLIP- HELP- 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@goofygoobegoob]

MY HEART AND STOMACH FLIPPED BACKWARDS....HELP- 😭😭😭

[@Ruby_kit345]

Angel dust: doing good buddy doing good 👍

[@JazminRamirez-zb6xs]

​@@Ruby_kit345THATS CRAZY😭

[@Ruby_kit345]

@@JazminRamirez-zb6xs I just about thowed my phone

[@WingsOfFire_fan33]

​@@Ruby_kit345 PFTTTTTT

[@allisonsinclair20]

We need ASMR where the role's switched, Were WE own his soul instead (Series idek) BUT WHY IS ALASTOR FUCKING US WTHHH

[@manuellaeagle5949]

Rip legs you will be miss😢

[@RSSarmiento-k9b]

LMAO

[@MaddGirlzArtz]

I didn’t think it was humanely possible to make a bed creak that long without stopping. Maybe wanna do a little maintenance afterwards...

[@VoodooAngel63]

Maybe say something after...or did he fall asleep?

[@katelynv9336]

No headphones. Volume up, half asleep. Bro wtf 😭 I was so startled

[@PawsOnGlass]

NOO TvT

[@Alastor30342]

😈😈😈

[@Lucifer.Morningstar.666-qv7xr]

@@Alastor30342 alastor are you ok?

[@Its_Ur_Fav_Bi_pie]

​@@Lucifer.Morningstar.666-qv7xrhe not

[@Hazbin_Ed1tz]

@@Alastor30342Alastor. My mother was outside my door and my headphones died while I was asleep listening to this. She thinks I’m crazy now. How dare u Al 😔😔

[@fortissimo123]

7:00 MY JAW DROPPED SO FAR WTF FIRST IT WAS VOX AND NOW ALASTOR

[@ZHED333]

*gets my spray bottle* ALASTOR STOP JUMPING ON MY BED AND PLAYING WITH SLIME-

[@IQONC_Official]

OKAY THE OTHER AUDIOS OF AL WERE FINE I GOTTA ADMIT EVEN THE WHIMPERING ONE WAS OKAY BUT THIS....THE CREAKING SOUNDS...THE MOANING...WAY TO FAR MORPHY!!!!! 😭😭✋

[@sheilamoton4643]

*FR AND YOU WANNA KNOW THE WORST PART?!*

[@sheilamoton4643]

*HE DID A VOX AUDIO TOO FIRST 😰😰😭😭*

[@Stone_Bone]

My face was like: 🤨🤨😒🤬 My chest: 🌩️🌩️🌪️⚡️

[@snake_enthusiast]

fuck any deadlines I have, I clicked faster than I did on the Lucifer one

[@Cupcake_87]

MY-ALASTOR MY BED IS GOING TO BRAKE

[@Melody114-d1j]

HELP 7:00 WHAT WAS THAT ALASTOR!?

[@Hells_Greatest_King]

7:00 erm what the sigma, this is wild af, good, but i feel like morphy got way too comfortable this time Lmao

[@RSSarmiento-k9b]

I screamed my flipping lungs out😭💀✋🏻

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

😭💀

[@Hells_Greatest_King]

@@RSSarmiento-k9b I just started screaming and threw my phone across the room fr

[@Your_Chuuya]

Like I’ve said in a difo comment.. This isn’t the first time Morphy has done this.. He’s done it to Gojo-

[@Hells_Greatest_King]

@@Your_Chuuya I didn't knew that-

[@Okami_Amaterasu]

Alastor...one more punishment, please!!

[@Vincent_Borthwick]

EMILY?! WHAT THE F*CK?!

[@THEoneandonlyEDIF]

Oh yes and one more for me too! :D

[@Runaexe-bv5uk]

Yeah, I want the punishment in kinky way! More please.

[@M1ll0wXP]

EMILY WTF!?- DAMN I DIDN’T KNOW AN ANGEL IS THIS KINKY- 😃 also me too :3

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

EMILY??!

[@Call_me_fighter.]

MORPHY, STOP MENTALLY INJURING YOUR AUDIENCE

[@Zeesp00kie101]

REAL I WAS CRYING DYING WHEEZING

[@Elixic_]

7:00 MORPHY YOU SCARED ME DEADASS

[@inescoent8522]

I imagine how it would looks like : hears down, blushing and antler growing completly after he came and me scratching is back

[@CalicatPistachios]

Why did you feel the need to type this out

[@inescoent8522]

@@CalicatPistachios that was just my thought

[@kittykartoons7932]

This is a very amazing thought.❤🎉😊

[@_SAM_IS_HERE_]

MORPHY YOU JUST TRAUMATIZED THE LIFE OF ME AND MY SISTER

[@sheilamoton4643]

*ME TOO*

[@LillithJansma]

NO NOT UR SISTER

[@_SAM_IS_HERE_]

@@LillithJansma she hasn't been on the internet since we watched it 🥲

[@LillithJansma]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😭🤣

[@Travis-44]

*how Alastor would actually do* Alastor: my dear, you need to stop,the kissing, it’s annoying, and plus, I’m ace!

[@Kitty39643]

The terror that shot through my heart when i heard the moaning, i thought to myself "damn KZbin adds are getting weird" imagine my surprise wien i turn my phone over and its still the video 🤣

[@Alastro-lucifer]

Al: hmm spicy Me just blushing over here: shut the fuck up

[@Deathdragon345]

6:58 EXCUSE ME?!

[@starbirdfatalist8543]

u excused ahaha

[@Alastor-num1simp]

It's a bird! No it's a plane! NO ITS MY INNOCENCE FLYING TO HEAVEN AND BACK TO HELLLLLLLL!

[@Okami_Amaterasu]

And back to Heaven!!

[@IDK_eva17]

SAVE ME I JUST DROPPED FROM 100 to 20 in the innocent scale 😭😭😭

[@FrEaKyCheez-It]

the way Alastor is moaning 5:50 💀🙏🙏🙏

[@MaggieVaul]

LOL

[@PVND3M0N1UM]

@@Okami_AmaterasuAnd back to hell!

[@DemonQueen320]

is he...ive lost my sanity...im just..dead..my face is redder then i thought

[@One-piece-Mha]

SAME ☠️🤌🤌

[@THEoneandonlyEDIF]

7:00 WHAT THE HELL ALASTOR YA COULD HAVE TOLD ME U WERE GONNA JUMPSCARE ME LIKE THAT-

[@inescoent8522]

Alastor being aro ace. Morphy ASMR making him doing things. Me : *evil laugh like the joker*

[@Jupiterxxiszesty]

Alastor lost his asexuality 🥰

[@Crit_Role_Is_Awesome]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VoodooAngel63]

Well, asexuality is a continuum, and I think Listener got what she wanted. Who knows, maybe Al is in rut?!

[@MelinaElcura]

You don't lose your s3x orientation by having s3x. Stop the misinformation, some aces have s3x. Being Ace is not celibacy.

[@MelinaElcura]

You don't lose your s3x orientation by having s3x 🙄 stop thinking asexuality is some kind of anti s3x cult. Aces can also have s3x.

[@V_actor]

I might lose mine too….

[@x__star_x0YT]

Him: you belong to me you did sign the contract~ Me: FUCK YEAH I DID✨

[@catherinehightower5981]

I don’t I’m not the one who signed it HE signed it

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

7:00 GIGGLING , (S)CREAMING, KICKING MY FEET,SQUEALING RN HOLY GOSH GOLLY WILICKERS- 😍😍

[@Aotfanlmao]

FR IM DOING SOME WEIRD EVIL GIGGLE

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

​@@Aotfanlmao I STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED FROM THE 7:00 PART I'M JUST TRAUMATIZED THE MOANING-..

[@Aotfanlmao]

@@raiiny_clxvdzz NEITHER HAVE I 😔 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE I HEARD IT 😭😭

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

​@@Aotfanlmao SAME AND ITS BEEN 10 HOURS AGO AND THAT ONE PART IS HAUNTING ME 😭😭

[@Aotfanlmao]

@@raiiny_clxvdzz FR LIKE AAAA

[@OTDSProductions19]

CLICKED FASTER THAN ALASTOR LEAVING THE VEES.

[@SECRETACC-xr3om]

LOL

[@CrazyFox88]

7:00 NAW BRUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (rolls on the floor dying as i forgot to pause the alastor x listener) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- A- A- A- AA- A- A̶͇̭̭͇͚͈̥͈͕͙̒͒͐͐̚͠-̵̲̝̖͎̥͈̬̖̃͑͂̕-̸̤̻͛̿͛̊̇̓ ̵̨̻͍̤̪̝̈́̓͋͂̀͒A̷̧̟̫̹͌̒̄̿̓͊͗̅̿A̷͓̱̪͉̩̳̫͑͘A̸̤̎̈́A̷̯̠͛̓̐̈́͐͌̃̓̈́͌Ȧ̶͕̦̞̫͈ͅͅA̷̼̗͕̞͚͑̅̿̅́̊͂̇A̶̧̞̒̍̂͛͑͋̐̕Ă̴̛̦͂̐̒̂̐͂̎À̸̢̢͈̪͇̪̯͐͆̾̋͝͝Ä̷̧̛̞͉̳͈̜͚́A̸͍͇̲̎À̵̠̠͗̈́̎͌A̸̰͗̎͐̽͘͘Ḁ̵͖̻͙͓͇͋͛̈́̓̎A̸͈̬̭͎̜̓́͝A̵͍͛͋̐̓̐͗̂͝͝͝Ả̷̖̥̥̗̳̈́̋̓̔Ã̷͚̯̩͈̎̄͛̎̌́̀-̶̱̞̳̯̥͙̹̐̓̿͐͘ ̴̳̪̤̗̯͓͂̀͛̉̕A̴̡̩͔̦͈͉͚͔͉͛̈Ą̸͙̩̱̖͖͌̂̄̎̂Ą̵̡̳̤̥̳̜̫͔͙͊͂̊̈́A̸̭͂͋͑͠ͅȂ̸͚̼̬͈̗͕̎̂̿́A̵̹̤̻͕͇̝͕͓̩̽̿̽̒̀̋̃́̈͝A̶̧̦͉̭͗͒̌̌̂̃̂͘͝͠A̷̡̢̨͉̬̟͕̫̹̎̉̆͘͠Ặ̶̛̓̓̽̀͘̚À̴̰͗̎͝A̸̯͛Ą̸̦̝͔̗̟͇͖̇́̕͝ͅA̴̫͍̩̺̳͚͑̍͊̑A̴̡͉̜͋͌͋̓̒͑̏́͝͝Ȧ̷̧̤̲̟͔̫̠̽̅̓͝Ą̶̤̤͚̓̒͜͜À̷̜̭͚̠̼̤̟̞̕ͅÃ̷̡̭̜͇̣̲̻̣̞A̴͓̖̬̖̠͍̦͆̈́̍̽̔̚͘͝Ą̷̟̲͖̺̺̘͍̣̹͌͒́̒̿̚A̵̰̩̪̼̮͉̺̐͛̇̒̌̓̊͝Ä̶̙̰́͝Ȧ̶͖̯̰̭̤̺͙̤̈́̆͜͝A̶̛͖̪͚̳̱̐̒͊͝Á̵̢̢̺̲̞̻̗͜Ȧ̶̡̨̝̙̗̠͙̩͈͈͊̒͝A̶̡̗̻̽̾̊̾́̓̓A̶̬̳͎͖̜̘̬͐̓̋̈́̃̑̑̏̈́͗Ā̵̠̠̙̘̫̈́A̵̧̩̠̒͂͂̄͛̋͝-̶̤̤͑̒̏̇̎́̕͘

[@ChrolloLu]

You're all focused on the moaning and Alastor...but RIP that poor bed....

[@Felval_Bunny]

FR RIP THE BED

[@Doveo-nt4bk]

Doesn't seem like Alastor is aroace anymore 😃- HELP

[@MelinaElcura]

Having s3x doesn't change your s3x orientation. Stop with the misinformation. There are aroaces that do the do.

[@Keimslays]

LMAO HE CHANGED IT TO CLASICAL MUSIC SO HE DOESN’T GET CANCELED ✋️🤣🤣

[@Sickness22]

I am a full ass man...19...listening to this...and I am not ashamed

[@V_actor]

Very real- (I’m not grown but I’ll always relate)

[@One-piece-Mha]

Real- but I'm a girl

[@tangiaituamclarenmoeke5890]

Bro kissed alastair so hard to the point where they stole his radio affect😂 0:38

[@aether_maletraveler]

OMG MORE PUNISHMENT! ALASTOR! ALASTOR!

[@M1ll0wXP]

My guy you role playing with the audio?- honestly I would to so I shouldn’t be talking- 😃

[@aether_maletraveler]

​@@M1ll0wXP I ain't do role play.... Most of the time I'M NOT THOUGH I'M JUST SAYING....

[@M1ll0wXP]

@@aether_maletraveler Okay okay damn- Didn’t have to get all mad- I just thought, And you could’ve corrected me in a nicer way- 😃

[@aether_maletraveler]

@@M1ll0wXP I AIN'T MAD I'M JUST.... CONCERNED.... IS ALL.... BECAUSE.... WHEN THE VIDEO HIT 7:00 I WAS SO.... JUST SO....

[@M1ll0wXP]

@@aether_maletraveler Shocked? Yeah I feel you- I whipped out my headphones and put it on faster then my dad leaving for cheaper housing in Texas when it came to 7:00 ;-;

[@Aiden32222]

6:59 this caught me off guard so much 💀

[@Nevaeh837]

Same here

[@AlastorsStaff]

I was watching hazbin hotel and I immediately clicked on this 😭

[@mochatex9587]

🗿

[@One-piece-Mha]

Lmao

[@Leniyourhost]

I’m lucky subtitles aren’t on😭😭😭

[@Nykole-d9m]

Lmao

[@MommaZuzu]

Hold on...the way he said "I WASNT READY 👹👹😭😭" got me dyinggg also dont eat me 😑💢🖕🏾 but i love him 😊

[@One-piece-Mha]

REAL SAME

[@Fal1n_6]

I was not expecting a bed creakk 💀

[@Sleepy4K]

HERE EARLY 😍😍(HELLP WHY AT 7:00 ALASTOR AIN'T SO AROACE 😭😭) (9/9/24) HELP WHY IS THERE CLASSICAL MUSIC

[@Thesigmalpha-x2e]

Neither was I at that moment💀

[@IQONC_Official]

NAWWWW​@@Thesigmalpha-x2e

[@rileycallmeriley]

​@@Thesigmalpha-x2eNAHHHHHHH

[@MelinaElcura]

First. He is not confirmed aro. Second, being ace has nothing to do about if you have s3x because it's a whole spectrum where some of us are not s3x averse nor repulsed. Stop with the misinformation

[@Sleepy4K]

@@Thesigmalpha-x2ealastor ain't alastoring

[@AliceeALI]

Bro, I got an ad right at 1:23 and I screamed “FUCK YOU REC ROOM” At the top of my lungs-

[@SerialDesignationRavyn]

Omg this is too funny for some reason💀

[@Марги-п4ч]

Morphy: you know what, fuck you *unfools their April 1 joke

[@Circus_Ren]

Interesting choice of title, Morphy...

[@1_alastor_simp]

CLICKED FASTER THAN MY DADDY ISSUES APPEARING 🗣‼️

[@PawsOnGlass]

Fr 💀💀

[@WeirdNerdNamedKitty]

The way I wheezed when I saw this💀

[@Wicked_Fox]

WE'RE GETTING GUIDELINE STRIKED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@ivymausi3633]

Is he doing push ups on us? The bed creaking sounds the same. 😂 I want some diversity 😂

[@FallynNichelson]

7:00 I hit the off button faster than my dad threw me into a fridge

[@Sylviestarzz]

BRO WHAT (real)

[@H3arts.f0r.y0u1]

​@@SylviestarzzHELP

[@Mui_simp-1]

Sometimes alastor takes your soul, other times he takes your life, this time he's talking your abilities to walk 🙃

[@Purple_toshiko]

I never thought he would do it-

[@NuggetRecluse]

Now, the ultimate next....Vox, Alastor, AND Luci agreeing to punish us *at the same time*....(Valentino then reveals he was secretly recording us from the window)....

[@DazedEmery]

I'm scared of your imagination.

[@AthenatheKitty2846]

This is surprisingly a pretty good idea

[@YourpapitoLucifer]

NOT MORPHY GETTING TOO COMFROTABLE WITH THIS😭😭😭😭😭

[@Your_local_Muichiro_yay]

Vox old pall why are you even here

[@YourpapitoLucifer]

@@Your_local_Muichiro_yay Uhm...💀

[@Azrael_DeathArchangel]

@@YourpapitoLuciferuuhhhm what are you doing here luci?

[@YourpapitoLucifer]

@@Azrael_DeathArchangel hush😬💀

[@Azrael_DeathArchangel]

@@YourpapitoLucifer Do you want me to show Alastor what video we see?😊

[@head_._._lockk]

I READ THE THUMBNAIL, I THOUGHT IT WAS CLICKBAIT BUT TURNS OUT IT WASNT! 😰

[@UglYweirdoz]

ME TOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sheilamoton4643]

*God forbid this unholy ass shit 💀😭*

[@sheilamoton4643]

*I wish it was clickbait 😭😭*

[@UglYweirdoz]

@@sheilamoton4643 SAME😭

[@head_._._lockk]

@@sheilamoton4643 real

[@SunnydropMoonlight]

Imagine Charlie is hearing this outside the door😨

[@Zeesp00kie101]

Not me just pretending my mom isn’t next to me and listening to this and drinking my Caprisun ALSO THE END THE SHOKED LOOK ON MY FACE MY MOM ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG SO I TOLD HER “Ummmm I forgot to walk the fish” 😭😭😭💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@chesycake64]

HELP THE FISH

[@C4t_White]

HELP HELP HELP,NOT ALASTOR MAKING US SCREAM UNTIL OUR SOUL LEAVE OUR BODY TO GET 'EM,LOOOO-----

[@x.dxrl1ng]

AKSJDKENE ALASTOR ASMR LETS GOOOO

[@lunabakugou9009]

The moment I saw that video I was about to scream until my voice went to high to where I couldn’t hear it Y’all heard the whole video of was so flustered holy fuck

[@Lucifer_my_bestie]

AHSGAHJDG WAIT A D*MN MINUTE-

[@jades9621]

summoning circle for an aftercare alastor vid 🕯️

[@キラーKira_Cordelia-Raine]

Yes

[@MelinaElcura]

Yes

[@lilythmauldin5047]

Its a bird Îts a plane Oh wait îk what it is... OUR VIRGINITY + INNOCENTS LEAVING LIKE OUR DADS😂

[@PawsOnGlass]

Pretty much.

[@Okami_Amaterasu]

My dad is still here lol

[@YourpapitoLucifer]

\COUGHS AGGRESIVELY/ excuse me what the actuall sigma🤓👆

[@meimiyamoto]

What does mean "sigma"? I mean now much ppl suddenly use it, and i wanna know why-

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

​@@meimiyamoto Watch the lucifer video he made you'll understand why

[@saralisa823]

I thought alastor liked when we kissed him

[@Therian_fnaf]

Same

[@yermybaeee]

@@Therian_fnafbro this one if so poorly edited how how did he even start f-ing us right off the bat 💀

[@Therian_fnaf]

@@yermybaeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CynandN-lh8xe]

Real

[@Ceylinee_.13]

Same server

[@G_Midnight888]

NOW I NEED LUCIFER TO COMPLETE!

[@Faith-z8w]

MORPHY WHY FIRST VOX NOW ALASTOR ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ONE ABOUT VALENTINO 😭😭😭😂😂😭😭 (just imagine that Listener got redeemed)

[@KAIKARU_112]

Nawh next is Lucifer

[@Faith-z8w]

@@KAIKARU_112 PLEASE NO 😭😭😭😂😂😭😭

[@raiiny_clxvdzz]

​@@Faith-z8w PLEASE YES 😍 (I'm so down bad for lucifer tf)

[@Gay-d4r]

H E D I D 😭😭😭

[@Faith-z8w]

@@Gay-d4r 😭😭😭

[@sindepeye]

Real Alastor: “wtf?! (💀)”

[@zzmbii]

morphy i thought we talked abt this.