【ASMR】 Alastor wants to bite you! 「Alastor x Listener Audio」

[@TheInfamousUmbrella]

3:34 OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY LOL I LOVE OUR LITTLE DORK

[@ErickMelara-g8k]

Bro's fav song is project pat - good googly moogly

[@user-po4lj1vz2n]

LMAO 😭🙏

[@Sophiagraves-py8xj]

Why when he said that was so funny though?

[@arabellamarinortiz3340]

WHAT IN THE GREAT MOOGLY DOOGLY 😭

[@arabellamarinortiz3340]

I CANT STOP CRYING/LAUGHING

[@Sealybanana]

Him acting feral like this is absolutely amazing. The Alastor simps are eating goooood, also the moogly woogly had me giggling so much LMAO

[@Traumaqueenamy]

"The Alastor simps are eating goooood" The irony in this case.😂

[@Sealybanana]

@@Traumaqueenamy TY YOU NOTICED

[@Human-Alastor-55]

Oh my god! Us fellow simps!

[@assejrem06]

The MOOGLY WOOGLY is so funny😂😂😂

[@Heathersglasses]

STAWPPP IT IS- 😭😭😭😭😭

[@THAVEL_ARTZofficial]

I love the fact he laughs and he always say "My dear~"

[@SelenDarilunaCh]

HOLYYYYY- I'm still listening to the 3 hour compilation and yet there's another Zaddy Alastor, I'm living

[@raetheanarchist]

0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///• 1:49 Woah there, dawg- 4:07 I'mma need you to sit down- 4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-* 5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG- 5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH-- 6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@ 7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!??? 7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT- 7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help- I think I need some ice water-

[@VeesAreCool]

Same

[@nooooooooo69]

No you need more the JUST ice water, you need a gallon of water

[@River.your.local.therian]

Girly you need holy water like every one on this video (including me)

[@Vivianjudeabruzzese]

T

[@Марги-п4ч]

tnx for the preview I guess

[@Марги-п4ч]

alt title: Alastor being as thirsty as his simps 💀

[@MYTHisdead]

💀

[@Moonshineonpaws]

Uhm what 💀💀💀💀💀

[@marahcricut]

You have a point there.

[@Hikarivoiceacts]

Fr

[@afton_simp83]

frfr

[@jades9621]

Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be. Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.

[@LittlePaprika14]

Underrated comment 😂😭

[@brittany9475]

Real and btw I love your profile

[@Fluffyalastor]

YESSSSSSSS

[@Gemmi_Therian66]

82 likes and 3 comments! Let me fix that

[@Ms.Undreamt]

Me included 🤭

[@SalynaChampion91808]

Me just minding my own business I here him say "you shouldn't keep your master waiting" I almost spit out my water.

[@NatsukoTsukuni]

Same😭😂

[@Gemmi_Therian66]

I did spit out my water last time I listened to one of these

[@Nana_thepolytherian]

Yall drink water?!

[@BillCipherEatsNerdy6Fingrz]

I drink..nothing. Vox steals all my drinks from my mini fridge😢

[@Human-Alastor-55]

Bruh me too X.X

[@IzzyKnight-ep4nx]

Nahhh this isn’t alastor no more, this is fucking….. ✨DEER MAN✨

[@Vesper_HazbinHotel_]

Lol yes 😂

[@ReinaAkuma4149]

So true lmao

[@19madeby_vix97]

Fr😂😂😂

[@That_One_Emo_Person-]

Yuhhh ✨✨

[@JJ64-m6j]

Lol fr

[@getonyourknessfordaddy]

"But I asked nicely" BRO THATS THE SHIT I NEEDDD

[@Gemmi_Therian66]

Ikkkk I love the neck stuff too 😍😍

[@Agueybana1978]

These ASMR Cox’s satisfy my simp needs

[@Agueybana1978]

I felt so sad when he said that

[@SunnyDCurlesrainbow545]

Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.

[@Kihen_kay]

Canon

[@Kihen_kay]

@@JordanVanRyn fr

[@MelinaElcura]

​@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace

[@MelinaElcura]

He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks. I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.

[@marahcricut]

I mean it makes sense. Can't think of any other reason Alastor would do this unless... We are married to him...

[@nightLOLFR]

“OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” ITS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM SILENTLY WHEEZING LMAOOOOO

[@whatthehell-l4f]

ME TOO!!!

[@brendapatriciasagchebernar8383]

ME RN

[@Tape3_Dot]

BE SO FR SM

[@ShappireNot_Found]

BRO SAMEEEE

[@KiraMorningstar-f1r]

SAMEEEEEE

[@Weird_bumblebee]

Alastor said "My dear" *16* times.

[@CypairaTheSkeleton]

You think they're decreasing before he skips his last record of 'My Dear' said?🤣

[@cathedral7381]

HELP LAST TIME IT WAS 22

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)

[@CypairaTheSkeleton]

@@Jud1th_Fand0m Ngl I would FLIP if he did🤣

[@frank1estien]

Well that's a new one!

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!) Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck* Me: *playing with his ears the whole time* Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp? Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now. Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)

[@Skyeshooter9794]

💀👍

[@alexisborthwick583]

GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me. Alastor: You look very red! Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole. Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he]

Same thing

[@ThatBiGurl-tn8ll]

"Maybe he's a simp too" 😂

[@_mary_3]

💀

[@ellyadms3985]

4:47 is where the action ***REALLY*** begins. Edit: You're welcome.

[@midnightthewarriorcat3723]

ABAHSYSHW TYSM

[@rodneybarba4152]

NOOOOO😭😭

[@ellyadms3985]

@Kimberly-pn4ct BHAHAHA YOU'RE WELCOME

[@CypairaTheSkeleton]

It was 5am and I couldn't pass this opportunity!! I've been longing to have him act all feral and Hungry 🤣

[@NyxEdits786]

I clicked faster than my dad when he left to get the milk.

[@P0is0ng0r3]

I- wow

[@Squished_Adamcuzwhynotyass]

bro sameeee 🙆🙆🙆🙆🫶

[@Annathedumbdish]

Damn but same

[@フクロウ-2]

SaMe😂

[@shanaimay4732]

Daddy issues too?! Oh my same 😭

[@Thursday_Tofu]

we are so spoiled with all the alastor content hehe

[@that_hazbin_geek]

"You shouldn't keep your master waiting for you~" IM NOT BLUSHING YOUR BLUSHING

[@AxoNugz]

NOPE WHY WOULD I BE BLUSHING- *screaming into pillow

[@Bug_buggy]

I JUST FORGOT SUN SCREEN *goes on character ai while in the darkest coner

[@DesertPaws]

​@@Bug_buggyNO-😂😂

[@mrs.vasquez8495]

🫵🤨🫵

[@Aunt1e_R0si3]

WE BOTH AREEEE

[@somerandompersonfromtheint6902]

I SQUEALED SO LOUD AND ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN CLICKING ON THIS HELP

[@frank1estien]

*gets on knees and starts praising the lord*

[@J3mmyvt]

lol😭

[@VeesAreCool]

Me: Ty Ty Ty Ty Jesus-

[@boogie-blast]

fr

[@Sleepy4K]

🙏🙏🙏

[@Angeldust590-n9c]

no

[@MoneyMouse3]

DUDE I JUST GOT DONE LISTENING TO THE EAR PETTING ONE⁉️⁉️ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THANK YOU SO MUCH MORPHY

[@IAMABALDGUY]

WHAT!?

[@Skyeshooter9794]

💀wow .......

[@Ojsjsjdnqns]

FOAMING EXCUSE ME WHAT

[@VeesAreCool]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jennifertattershall9141]

There's an ear petting one? That's all I want to do to him

[@britcatdragonXD]

3:37 Bro when Alastor said"oh great moogly woogly"it caught me off guard Bro...i almost choked on my coffee ☕ 💀⚰️

[@poggieking_.3]

“Oh great moogly woogly ☝️🤓” I SOBBED

[@BestofLiltj23]

LOL😂😂

[@lunar_aria_]

FR 💀 Cause I heard him say it, and my brain continued without missing a beat like "THAT THANG IS JUICY" 😭💀

[@mxlcxlm1518]

Im ngl quite glad there was a reasonable amount of "my dear"s in this vid😭

[@honey.petal20]

HOLD ME BACK OML THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED HIM SO DESPERATE🛐🛐

[@RizzDeckOrpen._.]

Another day, another Alastor asmr periodttt! Love this so much! I'm literally a tomato too.

[@alexisborthwick583]

Alastor: I couldn't resist, you're just so tasty! Me: .... Alastor: .... Me: Do you see me complaining about it?

[@marahcricut]

That caught me off guard😂😂

[@BestofLiltj23]

​@@marahcricut Same dawg.😂

[@curious6996]

Same bro I am. I’m a Simp because why I don’t know. it was just an eerie feeling about him like you say me complaining hell no

[@SuperPattyt]

(me blushing like crazy)😳😳😳😳😳😳😂

[@JJ64-m6j]

Fr😂😂lol

[@DepressedBarCat]

"Always looking like a tomato" LOOK IN A MIRROR

[@Angeldust78789]

LMAO FR THO

[@ReinaAkuma4149]

BROO IM NOT UR MIRROR

[@marahcricut]

I mean not wrong😂😂😂😂😂

[@StargirlaugStargirlaug]

lol

[@Francismoses.milkman]

Nah nah nah, he's strawberry Bambi pimp

[@princess.alastor]

Another alastor asmr how lucky are we 😻

[@mymelody433]

Morphy thank you for feeding us continuously with these Alastor asmrs, we honestly love you

[@Fiavia_fififia]

The way he say "De-lec-ta-ble~" is just chefs kiss mwah!

[@Happybirdie905]

My simpness while watching the video 📈

[@ashyash155]

Fr spiked 😂

[@THAVEL_ARTZofficial]

I simped too much

[@VeesAreCool]

Fr literally

[@Hanalvsdiavolo]

1:44 I got flustered, I'm crying

[@melodayy]

bro same

[@ashyash155]

I laughed for no reason 😂

[@Crystal14565]

…

[@michellewatts4931]

Same I watched this like 7 times and I still blush when he's on the kissing part '_'

[@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he]

Same

[@Born2b-Beheaded]

MORPHY I AM AGAIN BEGGING FOR A FULL AUDIO OF ALASTOR WHIMPERING AND MOANING 🙏🙏🙏 WE'LL TRADE, I GIVE YOU MY DIGNITY AND YOU GIVE US THE AUDIO

[@Hanalvsdiavolo]

PLEASEEEEE I'M ON MY KNEES RN BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@ry3dit]

REAL

[@DepressedBarCat]

I'll trade my. Soul.

[@Born2b-Beheaded]

@@DepressedBarCat ME TOO!!

[@Jellyluna_2024]

THAT'S SUS BRO!!😂😂😂😂

[@krissy_lynn]

I swear ima start a “My Dear” counter on these dang videos-

[@Purple_is_lazy_lol]

THIS DUDE IS JUST MAKING ME JUMP AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS-

[@He4rtzfromm4rz]

SAME

[@Sweettooth2250]

Frrrr

[@Natalie-cg3tz]

“moogly woogly”i’m wheezing

[@LanaCh33seOfficial]

Alastor: This is why I'm... *addicted* to you...~ Me: 🎶 I'M ADDICTED TO THE MADNESS🎶 🤣🤣🤣

[@ii-pxnera-ii]

THIS HOTEL ISSS MY ALANTISSSSS

[@Sun.oo0]

​@@ii-pxnera-ii WE'RE FOREVER GONNA HAVE A FVCKING REASON TO SIN

[@ii-pxnera-ii]

@@Sun.oo0 JUST CONCEED AND GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER DEMONS AGAIN

[@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC]

​@@ii-pxnera-ii*LOUD AWESOME MUSIC*

[@gey4376]

​@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC*Cherri bomb explodes stuff*

[@cosmicredfield]

The way you do his moans is so fucking hot. Gahhh i cant wait to watch more spicy Alastor, thank you 😍💖

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

YES, WE NEED MORE KINKY ALASTOR!!!!!!! Even if it's "in the bedroom" we have to get something more spicy out of MorphyVA.

[@cosmicredfield]

@@Jud1th_Fand0m agreed. Morphy had done some insanely spicy audios with other characters so I'm hoping we get something like that for Alastor too.

[@ii-pxnera-ii]

@@Jud1th_Fand0mAGREED

[@somerandompersonfromtheint6902]

FRRRRR

[@LittlePaprika14]

Alastor : I‘m ace !!! Fandom : Sorry I cannot hear you I‘m kinda busy -

[@Mha_Kiri]

“Great googly moogly” had me dying

[@Hanalvsdiavolo]

2:13 came

[@ENIQXX]

ITS COMING OUTTTT

[@ErickMelara-g8k]

WHÀTTTTTT

[@getonyourknessfordaddy]

Honestly same

[@mymelody433]

Me too tbh

[@CreatureUnderTheBed]

HUH?

[@-hoohaa_and_crybaby-]

i clicked faster than adam getting stabbed by niffty 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (I'm a simp, and my sister is a crazy ah fangirl, so don't tell her 🧏🤫)

[@hayv3n_vr]

SAME

[@-hoohaa_and_crybaby-]

​@@hayv3n_vrif my sister finds out..... I'm gonna die ;^;

[@hayv3n_vr]

@@-hoohaa_and_crybaby- 😭😭

[@IatefivekidsXD]

I. Got. On. My. KNEES.

[@VeesAreCool]

Me too

[@Yataeya]

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 👋 🔫🔫

[@kidshernandez7989]

Same

[@Killcodes_tinder_pfp]

I clicked this faster than the speed of light

[@egyptianwerewolf1466]

Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck. Alastor: … Me: … Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games! Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!

[@YourGirlLay_]

I can hear “I’m not playing these games!”

[@egyptianwerewolf1466]

@@YourGirlLay_ Hell yeah!

[@demon_cat44096]

HARDSTOP LUCAS!!! YES!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!!!🤣

[@YourGirlLay_]

@@demon_cat44096 Lmao 😭

[@OriginallyLyssa.]

​@@demon_cat44096 YESS HARD STOP LUCUS 😭

[@Hanalvsdiavolo]

I swear I've never clicked on a notification so quickly 💀💀💀

[@_noahstanley__]

The only bad part about this is when the video ends 😩🙏

[@ii-pxnera-ii]

dont forget the ads 😭💀

[@That_One_Emo_Person-]

Nahhh not the ads 💀👎

[@Star3-heart6]

Alastor: you’re red like a r 6:10 tomato Me: ALASTOR ZWHAT ABOUT YOU HUH YOUR HAIR YOU CLOTHES AND MORE THATS ALL RED

[@00.lucifer.00]

"you look very red...?" me: so do you... "ah, my dear, always looking like a tomato" me: yea you look like one too...

[@Doveo-nt4bk]

Bro...why is this content so addictive 😢..I'm not complaining tho Day 2 to ask to pet his tail🤪

[@LittlePaprika14]

People who know : 😊 People who don‘t know : 😳

[@NatashaErhart-um5bc]

He has a tail?

[@Bryce_tanktrust]

​@NatashaErhart-um5bc yes

[@Klara-d4f]

ANOTHER GREAT ALASTOR VOICE ACTING VIDEO AHHH TYSMMM!!!! :33

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

6:50 IM ADDICTED TO THE FEELIN GETTING HO--IER BY THE MINUE AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA WANT THE F--KIN FEELIN TO END

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

I'M FINALLY NOT ALONE WITH THAT!!!!!!!! (Imagine he walks in on us doing self-harm)

[@somerandompersonfromtheint6902]

@@Jud1th_Fand0mWRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN HOLY CRAP THATS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING IDEA

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

@@Jud1th_Fand0m id hope hes help and not just sit there XD

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

​@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit

[@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz]

@@Jud1th_Fand0m "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"

[@ChrolloLu]

"I mean, technically we're dead because we're in Hell." I love this, it killed me 😂😂

[@Vincent-the-amalgimation]

He just hungry cannibal deer.. right?😅

[@Kyiahmccallister-yo6yk]

I AM HERE! - All Might

[@christinadrew1153]

😂😂😂 you got me laughing it was so funny

[@Rex_5944]

You mean "us"?

[@ReinaAkuma4149]

REAL!!!

[@moonrosestudio]

not me listening to this in the office

[@frank1estien]

I'm listening to this on the bus so dw

[@He4rtzfromm4rz]

I listened to this on the way to school

[@moonrosestudio]

@@He4rtzfromm4rz great! i have friends XD

[@TrashyPeachy_]

4:50 OMGGGGG I CANT 🫣🫣😳😳😳😳😳

[@yubelia]

We are his but when will he admit it and put a ring on our hand!??

[@Lucy_crazy86]

Idk but I hope soon!!

[@cathedral7381]

AMEN🗣️🙏‼️‼️

[@Lucy_crazy86]

@@LPS_Bonnie omgg he diddddd😂

[@-hoohaa_and_crybaby-]

YO FACTS BRO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@AxoNugz]

IT HAS BEEN DONE.

[@Nuh-uh-w5f]

Bro I clicked faster than that car hit my dog 😭😭😭

[@sandraisabelle3912]

That's just sad😢

[@elliottreedwhitbread6215]

☠️

[@elliottreedwhitbread6215]

Rip

[@AshleyFairyyy]

This Just saved my Whole Evening- 0///0

[@Reynoldsimp]

Day 2 of asking for a Lucifer audio giving us so much kisses!🙏🙏🙏

[@bunbun2810]

I woke and saw the title I was happy Can you do a alastor audio where he comforts us from crying

[@Eclipse-on2qc]

These videos are starting to get addicting

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

Alastor kissing us is addicting, kiddo. Join us, but what would you do if he let's us pet his tail?

[@OctaviagoeitaForEver]

“Oh my dear your as red as a tomato” Me:UR REDDER LOOK AT UR HAIR AND OUTFIT AND EYES MAN

[@Hanalvsdiavolo]

LET'S FUCKING GOOO 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@MD_FanCyn]

I’m literally shaking and whimpering right now and also mumbling whiles my face is red and blushing ❤

[@graceogden1562]

1:53 *visibly flustered and confused*

[@graceogden1562]

Wait ima favorite?!? Yay 6:48 😊

[@lunameansmoon_1]

yup id be pregnant after this

[@frank1estien]

Dw bro me too. Actually ykw I probably CANT get pregnant bc I'm a CANE but still.

[@Jud1th_Fand0m]

Imagine we get one where *Fem!Listener* is pregnant because of *Alastor* 🤣🤣 OKAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF THAT WAS TRUE!!!!!!

[@lunameansmoon_1]

@@Jud1th_Fand0m Real 😂😭

[@Sweettooth2250]

Nah, I'd die

[@MoonSkull02]

Bros talking as if I'm saying no.. no sir I'm practically begging you... 😂

[@Mizuumationsss]

I physically choked on air when I saw this one

[@ii-pxnera-ii]

SAME LMFAO

[@maybeidk-x4y]

I saw this and I was with my mom and my jaw dropped. I put it on watch later so quickly 😍😍

[@Sweettooth2250]

Bro, I can't, I get to flustered 😭😭😭

[@liquid_oasis]

Well... I clicked this because I thought it didn't have sound effects.. Haha, i'm blushing.

[@ii-pxnera-ii]

SAME

[@VeesAreCool]

Same

[@shanaimay4732]

I can die in piece with these audios. 🤣

[@Lucy_crazy86]

Same😂😂

[@RoseBudandDaisy]

He thinks our neck is tasty.... IM SO RED BRO....

[@jennifertattershall9141]

5:54

[@That_One_Emo_Person-]

Please make more of these. You do so well! 😍🤚

[@Kai_art445]

Perfect thing to wake up to😌

[@luvlivygaming5780]

Jesus Christ these are so good 😩💗

[@JordanVanRyn]

Alastor: *bites me like a vampire* Me: *becomes Stolas after Blitz bites him* *_OWWW FUCK_* ❤❤

[@Niki_namaj]

THOSE KISSES ARE SLOPPY 😢

[@supreme_leader999]

I love drinking radioactive waste

[@frank1estien]

I lobe u RadioactiveWaste92💕💕

[@graceogden1562]

Wowee me too!

[@NatashaErhart-um5bc]

What??????😳

[@Magic_hampter]

Me too, with a side of uranium

[@Pr3ttyluv555]

Real

[@DepressedBarCat]

Day 1 asking for a whimpering/moaning audio

[@somerandompersonfromtheint6902]

YESSSS

[@drunkonoxygen]

I'm not even that obsessed but HELL YEAH

[@Ambrosiababe956]

@@LPS_Bonnie r u n

[@Ambrosiababe956]

@@LPS_Bonnie the fan girls have found you

[@DepressedBarCat]

@@LPS_Bonnie nothing.

[@Lian_hazbin_hotel_edits]

Alastor:oh my dear always looking like a tomato~ Me:😒do not-

[@Fruityvale]

3:36 GREAT MOGGLY WOGGLY?. HELP

[@ReinaAkuma4149]

I counted 16 "my dear"s in this video lol 1:14 BRO! WHAAAAA-

[@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC]

At least that's a decent amount I think😭

[@ReinaAkuma4149]

@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC I have no idea lol

[@maliboununez]

It’s scary how fast I clicked on this-

[@Lucy_crazy86]

I See alastor, i click faster then the Lightning

[@mooshihoang7559]

"always looking like a tomato" *coughs* exuses moi?-

[@tder6696]

Alastor that’s cannibalism ofc I’m gonna say no😑😓

[@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly]

I would say yes. I'm all for cannibalism lol (this is a joke I swear 😅)

[@frank1estien]

​@@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly I agree with u. And I am NOT joking😀

[@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly]

@@frank1estien LOL 😆

[@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly]

@@frank1estien we love cannibalism

[@angelapilliard4553]

It just adds to the "dangerous game" appeal. 😅

[@thaqbalthaqb3477]

I Love him so much sooooo much 😭💕💕💕

[@TitaniumQuartz_]

My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw. Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent

[@Munchiesmunchkin]

He said my dear 16 times, WHO HE CALLIN A DEER HE IS A DEER 😂

[@gacha_funWorld]

Me casually laughing at this😂 My brother : are you okay

[@itsMikei]

sorry, but i hear stolas not alastor😂

[@KatAbby-me7ym]

OH SHI- I GOT A NOSE BLEEED

[@AFTER4MBER]

I don’t know if I should enjoy this or be scared for my life

[@ClearlySkies]

Alastor: Let me bite you! Me: *Al, if you bite me, ill die!* Al: *shrugs*

[@ashyash155]

I CLICKED FASTER THAN WHEN LUCIFER FELL 😂

[@-hoohaa_and_crybaby-]

I CLICKED FASTER THEN THE DINOSAURS GOING EXTINCT.

[@MeghanM1313]

~squeaking helplessly as the kissing and biting noises start~ OH MY FRICKEN GODS HE CALLED ME TASTYYYYYYYYY~~~

[@AbbyWilson-np8ns]

I would so very very much appreciate it, mon Cheri😘 that’s what I call my lovely Alastor❤

[@Joeyallen1990]

Alastor:My dear, I can't take it anymore let me have a bite from your neck...*bites your neck and sucks the blood* Me:😰😰😰😰