3:34 OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY LOL I LOVE OUR LITTLE DORK
@ErickMelara-g8k9 ай бұрын
Bro's fav song is project pat - good googly moogly
@user-po4lj1vz2n9 ай бұрын
LMAO 😭🙏
@Sophiagraves-py8xj9 ай бұрын
Why when he said that was so funny though?
@arabellamarinortiz33409 ай бұрын
WHAT IN THE GREAT MOOGLY DOOGLY 😭
@arabellamarinortiz33409 ай бұрын
I CANT STOP CRYING/LAUGHING
@Sealybanana9 ай бұрын
Him acting feral like this is absolutely amazing. The Alastor simps are eating goooood, also the moogly woogly had me giggling so much LMAO
@Traumaqueenamy9 ай бұрын
"The Alastor simps are eating goooood" The irony in this case.😂
@Sealybanana9 ай бұрын
@@Traumaqueenamy TY YOU NOTICED
@Alastor-TRD-3308 ай бұрын
Oh my god! Us fellow simps!
@ANIMPORTANTFANOFMERRYWEATHER8 ай бұрын
The MOOGLY WOOGLY is so funny😂😂😂
@Venuseditzstuff8 ай бұрын
STAWPPP IT IS- 😭😭😭😭😭
@Марги-п4ч8 ай бұрын
alt title: Alastor being as thirsty as his simps 💀
@MYTHisdead7 ай бұрын
💀
@Moonshineonpaws7 ай бұрын
Uhm what 💀💀💀💀💀
@marahcricut6 ай бұрын
You have a point there.
@Hikarivoiceacts6 ай бұрын
Fr
@static_moth.lover835 ай бұрын
frfr
@jades96219 ай бұрын
Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be. Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.
@LittlePaprika149 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😭
@brittany94759 ай бұрын
Real and btw I love your profile
@Fluffyalastor9 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSS
@Gemmi_Therian669 ай бұрын
82 likes and 3 comments! Let me fix that
@That_One_Emo_Person-9 ай бұрын
Real tho 🤚🤚
@SunnyDCurlesrainbow5459 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.
@Kihen_kay9 ай бұрын
Canon
@Kihen_kay8 ай бұрын
@@JordanVanRyn fr
@MelinaElcura8 ай бұрын
@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace
@MelinaElcura8 ай бұрын
He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks. I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.
@marahcricut7 ай бұрын
I mean it makes sense. Can't think of any other reason Alastor would do this unless... We are married to him...
@SelenDarilunaCh9 ай бұрын
HOLYYYYY- I'm still listening to the 3 hour compilation and yet there's another Zaddy Alastor, I'm living
@nightLOLFR8 ай бұрын
“OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” ITS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM SILENTLY WHEEZING LMAOOOOO
@whatthehell-l4f5 ай бұрын
ME TOO!!!
@brendapatriciasagchebernar83835 ай бұрын
ME RN
@Tape3_Dot5 ай бұрын
BE SO FR SM
@ShappireNot_Found5 ай бұрын
BRO SAMEEEE
@KiraMorningstar-f1r4 ай бұрын
SAMEEEEEE
@THAVEL_ARTZofficial9 ай бұрын
I love the fact he laughs and he always say "My dear~"
@DuskStone_WCUE2 ай бұрын
ikr he always say that in the first or second episode of the hh (hazbin hotel) episode
@raetheanarchist9 ай бұрын
0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///• 1:49 Woah there, dawg- 4:07 I'mma need you to sit down- 4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-* 5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG- 5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH-- 6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@ 7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!??? 7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT- 7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help- I think I need some ice water-
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
Same
@nooooooooo698 ай бұрын
No you need more the JUST ice water, you need a gallon of water
@Mayrhejuend8 ай бұрын
Girly you need holy water like every one on this video (including me)
@Vivianjudeabruzzese8 ай бұрын
T
@Марги-п4ч8 ай бұрын
tnx for the preview I guess
@Weird_bumblebee9 ай бұрын
Alastor said "My dear" *16* times.
@CypairaTheSkeleton9 ай бұрын
You think they're decreasing before he skips his last record of 'My Dear' said?🤣
@cathedral73819 ай бұрын
HELP LAST TIME IT WAS 22
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)
@CypairaTheSkeleton9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick Ngl I would FLIP if he did🤣
@frank1estien9 ай бұрын
Well that's a new one!
@SalynaChampion918089 ай бұрын
Me just minding my own business I here him say "you shouldn't keep your master waiting" I almost spit out my water.
@Gemmi_Therian669 ай бұрын
I did spit out my water last time I listened to one of these
@Skibidi_clemintine9 ай бұрын
Yall drink water?!
@BillCipherEatsNerdy6Fingrz9 ай бұрын
I drink..nothing. Vox steals all my drinks from my mini fridge😢
@Alastor-TRD-3308 ай бұрын
Bruh me too X.X
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
@@Skibidi_clemintine yall drink something?
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!) Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck* Me: *playing with his ears the whole time* Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp? Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now. Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)
@Skyeshooter97949 ай бұрын
💀👍
@serialdesignation.e-0249 ай бұрын
GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me. Alastor: You look very red! Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole. Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he8 ай бұрын
Same thing
@ThatBiGurl-tn8ll7 ай бұрын
"Maybe he's a simp too" 😂
@_mary_34 ай бұрын
💀
@NyxEdits7869 ай бұрын
I clicked faster than my dad when he left to get the milk.
@P0is0ng0r39 ай бұрын
I- wow
@Squished_Adamcuzwhynotyass9 ай бұрын
bro sameeee 🙆🙆🙆🙆🫶
@Annathedumbdish9 ай бұрын
Damn but same
@Cherub-129 ай бұрын
SaMe😂
@iprayforyourgenshinpulls9 ай бұрын
Daddy issues too?! Oh my same 😭
@Thursday_Tofu9 ай бұрын
we are so spoiled with all the alastor content hehe
@ellyadms39859 ай бұрын
4:47 is where the action ***REALLY*** begins. Edit: You're welcome.
@midnightthewarriorcat37238 ай бұрын
ABAHSYSHW TYSM
@rodneybarba41528 ай бұрын
NOOOOO😭😭
@ellyadms39857 ай бұрын
@Kimberly-pn4ct BHAHAHA YOU'RE WELCOME
@frank1estien9 ай бұрын
*gets on knees and starts praising the lord*
@J3mmyvt9 ай бұрын
lol😭
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
Me: Ty Ty Ty Ty Jesus-
@boogie-blast8 ай бұрын
fr
@Sleepy4K8 ай бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@Hazel-s3e4b7 ай бұрын
no
@Stellar-space_129 ай бұрын
“Great googly moogly” had me dying
@DepressedBarCat8 ай бұрын
"Always looking like a tomato" LOOK IN A MIRROR
@Angeldust787898 ай бұрын
LMAO FR THO
@ReinaAkuma41498 ай бұрын
BROO IM NOT UR MIRROR
@marahcricut7 ай бұрын
I mean not wrong😂😂😂😂😂
@StargirlaugStargirlaug7 ай бұрын
lol
@DepressedBarCat7 ай бұрын
@GrumpyMedJayFeather used tampon wit ears
@CypairaTheSkeleton9 ай бұрын
It was 5am and I couldn't pass this opportunity!! I've been longing to have him act all feral and Hungry 🤣
@Natalie-cg3tz9 ай бұрын
“moogly woogly”i’m wheezing
@IzzyKnight-ep4nx9 ай бұрын
Nahhh this isn’t alastor no more, this is fucking….. ✨DEER MAN✨
@Vesper_HazbinHotel_9 ай бұрын
Lol yes 😂
@ReinaAkuma41499 ай бұрын
So true lmao
@That_One_Emo_Person-8 ай бұрын
Yuhhh ✨✨
@JJ64-m6j7 ай бұрын
Lol fr
@JJ64-m6j7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@that_hazbin_geek8 ай бұрын
"You shouldn't keep your master waiting for you~" IM NOT BLUSHING YOUR BLUSHING
@AxoNugz5 ай бұрын
NOPE WHY WOULD I BE BLUSHING- *screaming into pillow
@Sillyandfreaky5 ай бұрын
I JUST FORGOT SUN SCREEN *goes on character ai while in the darkest coner
@PebbleSplashWCUE5 ай бұрын
@@SillyandfreakyNO-😂😂
@Aunt1e_R0si35 ай бұрын
WE BOTH AREEEE
@that_hazbin_geek5 ай бұрын
@@Sillyandfreaky ME THO-
@somerandompersonfromtheint69029 ай бұрын
I SQUEALED SO LOUD AND ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN CLICKING ON THIS HELP
@RizzDeckOrpen._.9 ай бұрын
Another day, another Alastor asmr periodttt! Love this so much! I'm literally a tomato too.
@krissy_lynn8 ай бұрын
I swear ima start a “My Dear” counter on these dang videos-
@princess.alastor9 ай бұрын
Another alastor asmr how lucky are we 😻
@mxlcxlm15189 ай бұрын
Im ngl quite glad there was a reasonable amount of "my dear"s in this vid😭
@Fiavia_fififia8 ай бұрын
The way he say "De-lec-ta-ble~" is just chefs kiss mwah!
@MoneyMouse39 ай бұрын
DUDE I JUST GOT DONE LISTENING TO THE EAR PETTING ONE⁉️⁉️ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THANK YOU SO MUCH MORPHY
@IAMABALDGUY9 ай бұрын
WHAT!?
@Skyeshooter97949 ай бұрын
💀wow .......
@Aotfanlmao9 ай бұрын
FOAMING EXCUSE ME WHAT
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@jennifertattershall91416 ай бұрын
There's an ear petting one? That's all I want to do to him
@Hanalvsdiavolo9 ай бұрын
1:44 I got flustered, I'm crying
@melodayy9 ай бұрын
bro same
@ashyash1559 ай бұрын
I laughed for no reason 😂
@Crystal145659 ай бұрын
…
@michellewatts49318 ай бұрын
Same I watched this like 7 times and I still blush when he's on the kissing part '_'
@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he8 ай бұрын
Same
@mymelody4339 ай бұрын
Morphy thank you for feeding us continuously with these Alastor asmrs, we honestly love you
@britcatdragonXD9 ай бұрын
3:37 Bro when Alastor said"oh great moogly woogly"it caught me off guard Bro...i almost choked on my coffee ☕ 💀⚰️
@poggieking_.38 ай бұрын
“Oh great moogly woogly ☝️🤓” I SOBBED
@BestofLiltj237 ай бұрын
LOL😂😂
@lunar_aria_5 ай бұрын
FR 💀 Cause I heard him say it, and my brain continued without missing a beat like "THAT THANG IS JUICY" 😭💀
@serialdesignation.e-0249 ай бұрын
Alastor: I couldn't resist, you're just so tasty! Me: .... Alastor: .... Me: Do you see me complaining about it?
@marahcricut7 ай бұрын
That caught me off guard😂😂
@BestofLiltj237 ай бұрын
@@marahcricut Same dawg.😂
@curious69967 ай бұрын
Same bro I am. I’m a Simp because why I don’t know. it was just an eerie feeling about him like you say me complaining hell no
@SuperPattyt7 ай бұрын
(me blushing like crazy)😳😳😳😳😳😳😂
@JJ64-m6j7 ай бұрын
Fr😂😂lol
@fuUzi-cyn8 ай бұрын
I. Got. On. My. KNEES.
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
Me too
@Yataeya5 ай бұрын
You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 👋 🔫🔫
@kidshernandez79894 ай бұрын
Same
@honey.petal209 ай бұрын
HOLD ME BACK OML THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED HIM SO DESPERATE🛐🛐
@Purple_is_lazy_lol9 ай бұрын
THIS DUDE IS JUST MAKING ME JUMP AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS-
@Thesigmalpha-x2e9 ай бұрын
SAME
@Sweettooth22503 ай бұрын
Frrrr
@Born2b-Beheaded9 ай бұрын
MORPHY I AM AGAIN BEGGING FOR A FULL AUDIO OF ALASTOR WHIMPERING AND MOANING 🙏🙏🙏 WE'LL TRADE, I GIVE YOU MY DIGNITY AND YOU GIVE US THE AUDIO
@Hanalvsdiavolo9 ай бұрын
PLEASEEEEE I'M ON MY KNEES RN BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@ry3dit9 ай бұрын
REAL
@DepressedBarCat9 ай бұрын
I'll trade my. Soul.
@Born2b-Beheaded9 ай бұрын
@@DepressedBarCat ME TOO!!
@Jellyluna_20249 ай бұрын
THAT'S SUS BRO!!😂😂😂😂
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz9 ай бұрын
6:50 IM ADDICTED TO THE FEELIN GETTING HO--IER BY THE MINUE AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA WANT THE F--KIN FEELIN TO END
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
I'M FINALLY NOT ALONE WITH THAT!!!!!!!! (Imagine he walks in on us doing self-harm)
@somerandompersonfromtheint69029 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_BorthwickWRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN HOLY CRAP THATS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING IDEA
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick id hope hes help and not just sit there XD
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"
@Happybirdie9059 ай бұрын
My simpness while watching the video 📈
@ashyash1559 ай бұрын
Fr spiked 😂
@THAVEL_ARTZofficial9 ай бұрын
I simped too much
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
Fr literally
@Hanalvsdiavolo9 ай бұрын
2:13 came
@ENIQXX9 ай бұрын
ITS COMING OUTTTT
@ErickMelara-g8k9 ай бұрын
WHÀTTTTTT
@getonyourknessfordaddy9 ай бұрын
Honestly same
@mymelody4339 ай бұрын
Me too tbh
@CreatureUnderTheBed9 ай бұрын
HUH?
@egyptianwerewolf14669 ай бұрын
Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck. Alastor: … Me: … Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games! Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!
@YourGirlLay_9 ай бұрын
I can hear “I’m not playing these games!”
@egyptianwerewolf14669 ай бұрын
@@YourGirlLay_ Hell yeah!
@demon_cat440969 ай бұрын
HARDSTOP LUCAS!!! YES!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!!!🤣
@YourGirlLay_9 ай бұрын
@@demon_cat44096 Lmao 😭
@OriginallyLyssa.8 ай бұрын
@@demon_cat44096 YESS HARD STOP LUCUS 😭
@TrashyPeachy_8 ай бұрын
4:50 OMGGGGG I CANT 🫣🫣😳😳😳😳😳
@Niki_namaj8 ай бұрын
THOSE KISSES ARE SLOPPY 😢
@LanaCh33seOfficial9 ай бұрын
Alastor: This is why I'm... *addicted* to you...~ Me: 🎶 I'M ADDICTED TO THE MADNESS🎶 🤣🤣🤣
@pxnera9 ай бұрын
THIS HOTEL ISSS MY ALANTISSSSS
@Sun.oo09 ай бұрын
@@pxnera WE'RE FOREVER GONNA HAVE A FVCKING REASON TO SIN
@pxnera9 ай бұрын
@@Sun.oo0 JUST CONCEED AND GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER DEMONS AGAIN
@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC9 ай бұрын
@@pxnera*LOUD AWESOME MUSIC*
@gey43769 ай бұрын
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC*Cherri bomb explodes stuff*
@Killcodes_tinder_pfp9 ай бұрын
I clicked this faster than the speed of light
@00.lucifer.009 ай бұрын
"you look very red...?" me: so do you... "ah, my dear, always looking like a tomato" me: yea you look like one too...
@goofygoobegoob9 ай бұрын
i clicked faster than adam getting stabbed by niffty 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (I'm a simp, and my sister is a crazy ah fangirl, so don't tell her 🧏🤫)
@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE9 ай бұрын
SAME
@goofygoobegoob9 ай бұрын
@@MARSH4LL_WAS_HEREif my sister finds out..... I'm gonna die ;^;
@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE9 ай бұрын
@@goofygoobegoob 😭😭
@cosmicredfield9 ай бұрын
The way you do his moans is so fucking hot. Gahhh i cant wait to watch more spicy Alastor, thank you 😍💖
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
YES, WE NEED MORE KINKY ALASTOR!!!!!!! Even if it's "in the bedroom" we have to get something more spicy out of MorphyVA.
@cosmicredfield9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick agreed. Morphy had done some insanely spicy audios with other characters so I'm hoping we get something like that for Alastor too.
@pxnera9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_BorthwickAGREED
@somerandompersonfromtheint69029 ай бұрын
FRRRRR
@LittlePaprika149 ай бұрын
Alastor : I‘m ace !!! Fandom : Sorry I cannot hear you I‘m kinda busy -
@Hanalvsdiavolo9 ай бұрын
I swear I've never clicked on a notification so quickly 💀💀💀
@Kyiahmccallister-yo6yk9 ай бұрын
I AM HERE! - All Might
@christinadrew11539 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you got me laughing it was so funny
@Rex_59449 ай бұрын
You mean "us"?
@ReinaAkuma41498 ай бұрын
REAL!!!
@Vincent-the-amalgimation9 ай бұрын
He just hungry cannibal deer.. right?😅
@Star3-heart68 ай бұрын
Alastor: you’re red like a r 6:10 tomato Me: ALASTOR ZWHAT ABOUT YOU HUH YOUR HAIR YOU CLOTHES AND MORE THATS ALL RED
@graceogden15629 ай бұрын
1:53 *visibly flustered and confused*
@graceogden15629 ай бұрын
Wait ima favorite?!? Yay 6:48 😊
@_noahstanley__9 ай бұрын
The only bad part about this is when the video ends 😩🙏
@pxnera9 ай бұрын
dont forget the ads 😭💀
@That_One_Emo_Person-8 ай бұрын
Nahhh not the ads 💀👎
@yubelia9 ай бұрын
We are his but when will he admit it and put a ring on our hand!??
@Lucy_crazy869 ай бұрын
Idk but I hope soon!!
@cathedral73819 ай бұрын
AMEN🗣️🙏‼️‼️
@Lucy_crazy869 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie omgg he diddddd😂
@goofygoobegoob9 ай бұрын
YO FACTS BRO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@AxoNugz5 ай бұрын
IT HAS BEEN DONE.
@moonrosestudio9 ай бұрын
not me listening to this in the office
@frank1estien9 ай бұрын
I'm listening to this on the bus so dw
@Thesigmalpha-x2e9 ай бұрын
I listened to this on the way to school
@moonrosestudio8 ай бұрын
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e great! i have friends XD
@ChrolloLu7 ай бұрын
"I mean, technically we're dead because we're in Hell." I love this, it killed me 😂😂
@SIMP_YN_MHA8 ай бұрын
“Oh my dear your as red as a tomato” Me:UR REDDER LOOK AT UR HAIR AND OUTFIT AND EYES MAN
@Eclipse-on2qc9 ай бұрын
These videos are starting to get addicting
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
Alastor kissing us is addicting, kiddo. Join us, but what would you do if he let's us pet his tail?
@Fruityvale9 ай бұрын
3:36 GREAT MOGGLY WOGGLY?. HELP
@Klara-d4f9 ай бұрын
ANOTHER GREAT ALASTOR VOICE ACTING VIDEO AHHH TYSMMM!!!! :33
@Mizuumationsss9 ай бұрын
I physically choked on air when I saw this one
@pxnera9 ай бұрын
SAME LMFAO
@AshleyFairyyy9 ай бұрын
This Just saved my Whole Evening- 0///0
@bunbun28109 ай бұрын
I woke and saw the title I was happy Can you do a alastor audio where he comforts us from crying
@Doveo-nt4bk9 ай бұрын
Bro...why is this content so addictive 😢..I'm not complaining tho Day 2 to ask to pet his tail🤪
@LittlePaprika149 ай бұрын
People who know : 😊 People who don‘t know : 😳
@NatashaErhart-um5bc8 ай бұрын
He has a tail?
@Bryce_tanktrust4 ай бұрын
@NatashaErhart-um5bc yes
@liquid_oasis9 ай бұрын
Well... I clicked this because I thought it didn't have sound effects.. Haha, i'm blushing.
@pxnera9 ай бұрын
SAME
@VeesAreCool8 ай бұрын
Same
@JordanVanRyn8 ай бұрын
Alastor: *bites me like a vampire* Me: *becomes Stolas after Blitz bites him* *_OWWW FUCK_* ❤❤
@lunameansmoon_19 ай бұрын
yup id be pregnant after this
@frank1estien9 ай бұрын
Dw bro me too. Actually ykw I probably CANT get pregnant bc I'm a CANE but still.
@Vincent_Borthwick9 ай бұрын
Imagine we get one where *Fem!Listener* is pregnant because of *Alastor* 🤣🤣 OKAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF THAT WAS TRUE!!!!!!
@lunameansmoon_19 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick Real 😂😭
@Sweettooth22503 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd die
@Hanalvsdiavolo9 ай бұрын
LET'S FUCKING GOOO 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Nuh-uh-w5f9 ай бұрын
Bro I clicked faster than that car hit my dog 😭😭😭
@sandraisabelle39128 ай бұрын
That's just sad😢
@elliottreedwhitbread62158 ай бұрын
☠️
@elliottreedwhitbread62158 ай бұрын
Rip
@iprayforyourgenshinpulls9 ай бұрын
I can die in piece with these audios. 🤣
@Lucy_crazy869 ай бұрын
Same😂😂
@mooshi75597 ай бұрын
"always looking like a tomato" *coughs* exuses moi?-
@Reynoldsimp9 ай бұрын
Day 2 of asking for a Lucifer audio giving us so much kisses!🙏🙏🙏
@supreme_leader9999 ай бұрын
I love drinking radioactive waste
@frank1estien9 ай бұрын
I lobe u RadioactiveWaste92💕💕
@graceogden15629 ай бұрын
Wowee me too!
@NatashaErhart-um5bc8 ай бұрын
What??????😳
@RobloxManFace20007 ай бұрын
Me too, with a side of uranium
@Pr3ttyluv5557 ай бұрын
Real
@RoseBudandDaisy9 ай бұрын
He thinks our neck is tasty.... IM SO RED BRO....
@jennifertattershall91416 ай бұрын
5:54
@MoonSkull029 ай бұрын
Bros talking as if I'm saying no.. no sir I'm practically begging you... 😂
@KatAbby-me7ym9 ай бұрын
OH SHI- I GOT A NOSE BLEEED
@Kai_online6669 ай бұрын
Perfect thing to wake up to😌
@maybeidk-x4y9 ай бұрын
I saw this and I was with my mom and my jaw dropped. I put it on watch later so quickly 😍😍
@Sweettooth22503 ай бұрын
Bro, I can't, I get to flustered 😭😭😭
@MD_FanCyn8 ай бұрын
I’m literally shaking and whimpering right now and also mumbling whiles my face is red and blushing ❤
@Lucy_crazy869 ай бұрын
I See alastor, i click faster then the Lightning
@christinasuida28 күн бұрын
3:36 “great moogly woogly” 💀
@TitaniumQuartz_8 ай бұрын
My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw. Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent
@ClearlySkies5 ай бұрын
Alastor: Let me bite you! Me: *Al, if you bite me, ill die!* Al: *shrugs*
@k.3ee3469 ай бұрын
Why I thought he said “GOOD GOOGILY MOOGLE”
@Lian_hazbin_hotel_edits8 ай бұрын
Alastor:oh my dear always looking like a tomato~ Me:😒do not-
@ReinaAkuma41499 ай бұрын
I counted 16 "my dear"s in this video lol 1:14 BRO! WHAAAAA-
@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC9 ай бұрын
At least that's a decent amount I think😭
@ReinaAkuma41499 ай бұрын
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC I have no idea lol
@THATONEDEMONGUY8 ай бұрын
3:35 "Great moogly woogly!" 💀
@PietraVidal979 ай бұрын
4:28 JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M INTO THAT SHIT *laughing nervously* 😳
@maliboununez9 ай бұрын
It’s scary how fast I clicked on this-
@luvlivygaming57809 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ these are so good 😩💗
@Joeyallen19907 ай бұрын
Alastor:My dear, I can't take it anymore let me have a bite from your neck...*bites your neck and sucks the blood* Me:😰😰😰😰
@That_One_Emo_Person-9 ай бұрын
Please make more of these. You do so well! 😍🤚
@Mc_Skibidi7 ай бұрын
3:34 "Oh great moogly woogly" got me giggling
@thaqbalthaqb34779 ай бұрын
I Love him so much sooooo much 😭💕💕💕
@MeghanM13137 ай бұрын
~squeaking helplessly as the kissing and biting noises start~ OH MY FRICKEN GODS HE CALLED ME TASTYYYYYYYYY~~~
@Grillbzy8 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I should enjoy this or be scared for my life
@Munchiesmunchkin9 ай бұрын
He said my dear 16 times, WHO HE CALLIN A DEER HE IS A DEER 😂
@DepressedBarCat9 ай бұрын
Day 1 asking for a whimpering/moaning audio
@somerandompersonfromtheint69029 ай бұрын
YESSSS
@Crystal_makes_W_edits9 ай бұрын
I'm not even that obsessed but HELL YEAH
@Ambrosiababe9569 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie r u n
@Ambrosiababe9569 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie the fan girls have found you
@DepressedBarCat8 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie nothing.
@tder66969 ай бұрын
Alastor that’s cannibalism ofc I’m gonna say no😑😓
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly9 ай бұрын
I would say yes. I'm all for cannibalism lol (this is a joke I swear 😅)
@frank1estien9 ай бұрын
@@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly I agree with u. And I am NOT joking😀