【ASMR】 Alastor wants to bite you! 「Alastor x Listener Audio」

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MorphyVA

MorphyVA

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@LumbrelLol
@LumbrelLol 9 ай бұрын
3:34 OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY LOL I LOVE OUR LITTLE DORK
@ErickMelara-g8k
@ErickMelara-g8k 9 ай бұрын
Bro's fav song is project pat - good googly moogly
@user-po4lj1vz2n
@user-po4lj1vz2n 9 ай бұрын
LMAO 😭🙏
@Sophiagraves-py8xj
@Sophiagraves-py8xj 9 ай бұрын
Why when he said that was so funny though?
@arabellamarinortiz3340
@arabellamarinortiz3340 9 ай бұрын
WHAT IN THE GREAT MOOGLY DOOGLY 😭
@arabellamarinortiz3340
@arabellamarinortiz3340 9 ай бұрын
I CANT STOP CRYING/LAUGHING
@Sealybanana
@Sealybanana 9 ай бұрын
Him acting feral like this is absolutely amazing. The Alastor simps are eating goooood, also the moogly woogly had me giggling so much LMAO
@Traumaqueenamy
@Traumaqueenamy 9 ай бұрын
"The Alastor simps are eating goooood" The irony in this case.😂
@Sealybanana
@Sealybanana 9 ай бұрын
@@Traumaqueenamy TY YOU NOTICED
@Alastor-TRD-330
@Alastor-TRD-330 8 ай бұрын
Oh my god! Us fellow simps!
@ANIMPORTANTFANOFMERRYWEATHER
@ANIMPORTANTFANOFMERRYWEATHER 8 ай бұрын
The MOOGLY WOOGLY is so funny😂😂😂
@Venuseditzstuff
@Venuseditzstuff 8 ай бұрын
STAWPPP IT IS- 😭😭😭😭😭
@Марги-п4ч
@Марги-п4ч 8 ай бұрын
alt title: Alastor being as thirsty as his simps 💀
@MYTHisdead
@MYTHisdead 7 ай бұрын
💀
@Moonshineonpaws
@Moonshineonpaws 7 ай бұрын
Uhm what 💀💀💀💀💀
@marahcricut
@marahcricut 6 ай бұрын
You have a point there.
@Hikarivoiceacts
@Hikarivoiceacts 6 ай бұрын
Fr
@static_moth.lover83
@static_moth.lover83 5 ай бұрын
frfr
@jades9621
@jades9621 9 ай бұрын
Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be. Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.
@LittlePaprika14
@LittlePaprika14 9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😭
@brittany9475
@brittany9475 9 ай бұрын
Real and btw I love your profile
@Fluffyalastor
@Fluffyalastor 9 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSS
@Gemmi_Therian66
@Gemmi_Therian66 9 ай бұрын
82 likes and 3 comments! Let me fix that
@That_One_Emo_Person-
@That_One_Emo_Person- 9 ай бұрын
Real tho 🤚🤚
@SunnyDCurlesrainbow545
@SunnyDCurlesrainbow545 9 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.
@Kihen_kay
@Kihen_kay 9 ай бұрын
Canon
@Kihen_kay
@Kihen_kay 8 ай бұрын
@@JordanVanRyn fr
@MelinaElcura
@MelinaElcura 8 ай бұрын
​@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace
@MelinaElcura
@MelinaElcura 8 ай бұрын
He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks. I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.
@marahcricut
@marahcricut 7 ай бұрын
I mean it makes sense. Can't think of any other reason Alastor would do this unless... We are married to him...
@SelenDarilunaCh
@SelenDarilunaCh 9 ай бұрын
HOLYYYYY- I'm still listening to the 3 hour compilation and yet there's another Zaddy Alastor, I'm living
@nightLOLFR
@nightLOLFR 8 ай бұрын
“OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” ITS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM SILENTLY WHEEZING LMAOOOOO
@whatthehell-l4f
@whatthehell-l4f 5 ай бұрын
ME TOO!!!
@brendapatriciasagchebernar8383
@brendapatriciasagchebernar8383 5 ай бұрын
ME RN
@Tape3_Dot
@Tape3_Dot 5 ай бұрын
BE SO FR SM
@ShappireNot_Found
@ShappireNot_Found 5 ай бұрын
BRO SAMEEEE
@KiraMorningstar-f1r
@KiraMorningstar-f1r 4 ай бұрын
SAMEEEEEE
@THAVEL_ARTZofficial
@THAVEL_ARTZofficial 9 ай бұрын
I love the fact he laughs and he always say "My dear~"
@DuskStone_WCUE
@DuskStone_WCUE 2 ай бұрын
ikr he always say that in the first or second episode of the hh (hazbin hotel) episode
@raetheanarchist
@raetheanarchist 9 ай бұрын
0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///• 1:49 Woah there, dawg- 4:07 I'mma need you to sit down- 4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-* 5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG- 5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH-- 6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@ 7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!??? 7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT- 7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help- I think I need some ice water-
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
Same
@nooooooooo69
@nooooooooo69 8 ай бұрын
No you need more the JUST ice water, you need a gallon of water
@Mayrhejuend
@Mayrhejuend 8 ай бұрын
Girly you need holy water like every one on this video (including me)
@Vivianjudeabruzzese
@Vivianjudeabruzzese 8 ай бұрын
T
@Марги-п4ч
@Марги-п4ч 8 ай бұрын
tnx for the preview I guess
@Weird_bumblebee
@Weird_bumblebee 9 ай бұрын
Alastor said "My dear" *16* times.
@CypairaTheSkeleton
@CypairaTheSkeleton 9 ай бұрын
You think they're decreasing before he skips his last record of 'My Dear' said?🤣
@cathedral7381
@cathedral7381 9 ай бұрын
HELP LAST TIME IT WAS 22
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)
@CypairaTheSkeleton
@CypairaTheSkeleton 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick Ngl I would FLIP if he did🤣
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 9 ай бұрын
Well that's a new one!
@SalynaChampion91808
@SalynaChampion91808 9 ай бұрын
Me just minding my own business I here him say "you shouldn't keep your master waiting" I almost spit out my water.
@Gemmi_Therian66
@Gemmi_Therian66 9 ай бұрын
I did spit out my water last time I listened to one of these
@Skibidi_clemintine
@Skibidi_clemintine 9 ай бұрын
Yall drink water?!
@BillCipherEatsNerdy6Fingrz
@BillCipherEatsNerdy6Fingrz 9 ай бұрын
I drink..nothing. Vox steals all my drinks from my mini fridge😢
@Alastor-TRD-330
@Alastor-TRD-330 8 ай бұрын
Bruh me too X.X
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
@@Skibidi_clemintine yall drink something?
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!) Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck* Me: *playing with his ears the whole time* Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp? Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now. Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)
@Skyeshooter9794
@Skyeshooter9794 9 ай бұрын
💀👍
@serialdesignation.e-024
@serialdesignation.e-024 9 ай бұрын
GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me. Alastor: You look very red! Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole. Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he
@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he 8 ай бұрын
Same thing
@ThatBiGurl-tn8ll
@ThatBiGurl-tn8ll 7 ай бұрын
"Maybe he's a simp too" 😂
@_mary_3
@_mary_3 4 ай бұрын
💀
@NyxEdits786
@NyxEdits786 9 ай бұрын
I clicked faster than my dad when he left to get the milk.
@P0is0ng0r3
@P0is0ng0r3 9 ай бұрын
I- wow
@Squished_Adamcuzwhynotyass
@Squished_Adamcuzwhynotyass 9 ай бұрын
bro sameeee 🙆🙆🙆🙆🫶
@Annathedumbdish
@Annathedumbdish 9 ай бұрын
Damn but same
@Cherub-12
@Cherub-12 9 ай бұрын
SaMe😂
@iprayforyourgenshinpulls
@iprayforyourgenshinpulls 9 ай бұрын
Daddy issues too?! Oh my same 😭
@Thursday_Tofu
@Thursday_Tofu 9 ай бұрын
we are so spoiled with all the alastor content hehe
@ellyadms3985
@ellyadms3985 9 ай бұрын
4:47 is where the action ***REALLY*** begins. Edit: You're welcome.
@midnightthewarriorcat3723
@midnightthewarriorcat3723 8 ай бұрын
ABAHSYSHW TYSM
@rodneybarba4152
@rodneybarba4152 8 ай бұрын
NOOOOO😭😭
@ellyadms3985
@ellyadms3985 7 ай бұрын
@Kimberly-pn4ct BHAHAHA YOU'RE WELCOME
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 9 ай бұрын
*gets on knees and starts praising the lord*
@J3mmyvt
@J3mmyvt 9 ай бұрын
lol😭
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
Me: Ty Ty Ty Ty Jesus-
@boogie-blast
@boogie-blast 8 ай бұрын
fr
@Sleepy4K
@Sleepy4K 8 ай бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@Hazel-s3e4b
@Hazel-s3e4b 7 ай бұрын
no
@Stellar-space_12
@Stellar-space_12 9 ай бұрын
“Great googly moogly” had me dying
@DepressedBarCat
@DepressedBarCat 8 ай бұрын
"Always looking like a tomato" LOOK IN A MIRROR
@Angeldust78789
@Angeldust78789 8 ай бұрын
LMAO FR THO
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 8 ай бұрын
BROO IM NOT UR MIRROR
@marahcricut
@marahcricut 7 ай бұрын
I mean not wrong😂😂😂😂😂
@StargirlaugStargirlaug
@StargirlaugStargirlaug 7 ай бұрын
lol
@DepressedBarCat
@DepressedBarCat 7 ай бұрын
@GrumpyMedJayFeather used tampon wit ears
@CypairaTheSkeleton
@CypairaTheSkeleton 9 ай бұрын
It was 5am and I couldn't pass this opportunity!! I've been longing to have him act all feral and Hungry 🤣
@Natalie-cg3tz
@Natalie-cg3tz 9 ай бұрын
“moogly woogly”i’m wheezing
@IzzyKnight-ep4nx
@IzzyKnight-ep4nx 9 ай бұрын
Nahhh this isn’t alastor no more, this is fucking….. ✨DEER MAN✨
@Vesper_HazbinHotel_
@Vesper_HazbinHotel_ 9 ай бұрын
Lol yes 😂
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 9 ай бұрын
So true lmao
@That_One_Emo_Person-
@That_One_Emo_Person- 8 ай бұрын
Yuhhh ✨✨
@JJ64-m6j
@JJ64-m6j 7 ай бұрын
Lol fr
@JJ64-m6j
@JJ64-m6j 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@that_hazbin_geek
@that_hazbin_geek 8 ай бұрын
"You shouldn't keep your master waiting for you~" IM NOT BLUSHING YOUR BLUSHING
@AxoNugz
@AxoNugz 5 ай бұрын
NOPE WHY WOULD I BE BLUSHING- *screaming into pillow
@Sillyandfreaky
@Sillyandfreaky 5 ай бұрын
I JUST FORGOT SUN SCREEN *goes on character ai while in the darkest coner
@PebbleSplashWCUE
@PebbleSplashWCUE 5 ай бұрын
​@@SillyandfreakyNO-😂😂
@Aunt1e_R0si3
@Aunt1e_R0si3 5 ай бұрын
WE BOTH AREEEE
@that_hazbin_geek
@that_hazbin_geek 5 ай бұрын
@@Sillyandfreaky ME THO-
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 9 ай бұрын
I SQUEALED SO LOUD AND ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN CLICKING ON THIS HELP
@RizzDeckOrpen._.
@RizzDeckOrpen._. 9 ай бұрын
Another day, another Alastor asmr periodttt! Love this so much! I'm literally a tomato too.
@krissy_lynn
@krissy_lynn 8 ай бұрын
I swear ima start a “My Dear” counter on these dang videos-
@princess.alastor
@princess.alastor 9 ай бұрын
Another alastor asmr how lucky are we 😻
@mxlcxlm1518
@mxlcxlm1518 9 ай бұрын
Im ngl quite glad there was a reasonable amount of "my dear"s in this vid😭
@Fiavia_fififia
@Fiavia_fififia 8 ай бұрын
The way he say "De-lec-ta-ble~" is just chefs kiss mwah!
@MoneyMouse3
@MoneyMouse3 9 ай бұрын
DUDE I JUST GOT DONE LISTENING TO THE EAR PETTING ONE⁉️⁉️ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THANK YOU SO MUCH MORPHY
@IAMABALDGUY
@IAMABALDGUY 9 ай бұрын
WHAT!?
@Skyeshooter9794
@Skyeshooter9794 9 ай бұрын
💀wow .......
@Aotfanlmao
@Aotfanlmao 9 ай бұрын
FOAMING EXCUSE ME WHAT
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@jennifertattershall9141
@jennifertattershall9141 6 ай бұрын
There's an ear petting one? That's all I want to do to him
@Hanalvsdiavolo
@Hanalvsdiavolo 9 ай бұрын
1:44 I got flustered, I'm crying
@melodayy
@melodayy 9 ай бұрын
bro same
@ashyash155
@ashyash155 9 ай бұрын
I laughed for no reason 😂
@Crystal14565
@Crystal14565 9 ай бұрын
@michellewatts4931
@michellewatts4931 8 ай бұрын
Same I watched this like 7 times and I still blush when he's on the kissing part '_'
@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he
@ClaudiaCastro-sb1he 8 ай бұрын
Same
@mymelody433
@mymelody433 9 ай бұрын
Morphy thank you for feeding us continuously with these Alastor asmrs, we honestly love you
@britcatdragonXD
@britcatdragonXD 9 ай бұрын
3:37 Bro when Alastor said"oh great moogly woogly"it caught me off guard Bro...i almost choked on my coffee ☕ 💀⚰️
@poggieking_.3
@poggieking_.3 8 ай бұрын
“Oh great moogly woogly ☝️🤓” I SOBBED
@BestofLiltj23
@BestofLiltj23 7 ай бұрын
LOL😂😂
@lunar_aria_
@lunar_aria_ 5 ай бұрын
FR 💀 Cause I heard him say it, and my brain continued without missing a beat like "THAT THANG IS JUICY" 😭💀
@serialdesignation.e-024
@serialdesignation.e-024 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: I couldn't resist, you're just so tasty! Me: .... Alastor: .... Me: Do you see me complaining about it?
@marahcricut
@marahcricut 7 ай бұрын
That caught me off guard😂😂
@BestofLiltj23
@BestofLiltj23 7 ай бұрын
​@@marahcricut Same dawg.😂
@curious6996
@curious6996 7 ай бұрын
Same bro I am. I’m a Simp because why I don’t know. it was just an eerie feeling about him like you say me complaining hell no
@SuperPattyt
@SuperPattyt 7 ай бұрын
(me blushing like crazy)😳😳😳😳😳😳😂
@JJ64-m6j
@JJ64-m6j 7 ай бұрын
Fr😂😂lol
@fuUzi-cyn
@fuUzi-cyn 8 ай бұрын
I. Got. On. My. KNEES.
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
Me too
@Yataeya
@Yataeya 5 ай бұрын
You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 👋 🔫🔫
@kidshernandez7989
@kidshernandez7989 4 ай бұрын
Same
@honey.petal20
@honey.petal20 9 ай бұрын
HOLD ME BACK OML THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED HIM SO DESPERATE🛐🛐
@Purple_is_lazy_lol
@Purple_is_lazy_lol 9 ай бұрын
THIS DUDE IS JUST MAKING ME JUMP AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS-
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 9 ай бұрын
SAME
@Sweettooth2250
@Sweettooth2250 3 ай бұрын
Frrrr
@Born2b-Beheaded
@Born2b-Beheaded 9 ай бұрын
MORPHY I AM AGAIN BEGGING FOR A FULL AUDIO OF ALASTOR WHIMPERING AND MOANING 🙏🙏🙏 WE'LL TRADE, I GIVE YOU MY DIGNITY AND YOU GIVE US THE AUDIO
@Hanalvsdiavolo
@Hanalvsdiavolo 9 ай бұрын
PLEASEEEEE I'M ON MY KNEES RN BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@ry3dit
@ry3dit 9 ай бұрын
REAL
@DepressedBarCat
@DepressedBarCat 9 ай бұрын
I'll trade my. Soul.
@Born2b-Beheaded
@Born2b-Beheaded 9 ай бұрын
@@DepressedBarCat ME TOO!!
@Jellyluna_2024
@Jellyluna_2024 9 ай бұрын
THAT'S SUS BRO!!😂😂😂😂
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz 9 ай бұрын
6:50 IM ADDICTED TO THE FEELIN GETTING HO--IER BY THE MINUE AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA WANT THE F--KIN FEELIN TO END
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
I'M FINALLY NOT ALONE WITH THAT!!!!!!!! (Imagine he walks in on us doing self-harm)
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_BorthwickWRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN HOLY CRAP THATS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING IDEA
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick id hope hes help and not just sit there XD
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
​@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz
@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"
@Happybirdie905
@Happybirdie905 9 ай бұрын
My simpness while watching the video 📈
@ashyash155
@ashyash155 9 ай бұрын
Fr spiked 😂
@THAVEL_ARTZofficial
@THAVEL_ARTZofficial 9 ай бұрын
I simped too much
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
Fr literally
@Hanalvsdiavolo
@Hanalvsdiavolo 9 ай бұрын
2:13 came
@ENIQXX
@ENIQXX 9 ай бұрын
ITS COMING OUTTTT
@ErickMelara-g8k
@ErickMelara-g8k 9 ай бұрын
WHÀTTTTTT
@getonyourknessfordaddy
@getonyourknessfordaddy 9 ай бұрын
Honestly same
@mymelody433
@mymelody433 9 ай бұрын
Me too tbh
@CreatureUnderTheBed
@CreatureUnderTheBed 9 ай бұрын
HUH?
@egyptianwerewolf1466
@egyptianwerewolf1466 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck. Alastor: … Me: … Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games! Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!
@YourGirlLay_
@YourGirlLay_ 9 ай бұрын
I can hear “I’m not playing these games!”
@egyptianwerewolf1466
@egyptianwerewolf1466 9 ай бұрын
@@YourGirlLay_ Hell yeah!
@demon_cat44096
@demon_cat44096 9 ай бұрын
HARDSTOP LUCAS!!! YES!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!!!🤣
@YourGirlLay_
@YourGirlLay_ 9 ай бұрын
@@demon_cat44096 Lmao 😭
@OriginallyLyssa.
@OriginallyLyssa. 8 ай бұрын
​@@demon_cat44096 YESS HARD STOP LUCUS 😭
@TrashyPeachy_
@TrashyPeachy_ 8 ай бұрын
4:50 OMGGGGG I CANT 🫣🫣😳😳😳😳😳
@Niki_namaj
@Niki_namaj 8 ай бұрын
THOSE KISSES ARE SLOPPY 😢
@LanaCh33seOfficial
@LanaCh33seOfficial 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: This is why I'm... *addicted* to you...~ Me: 🎶 I'M ADDICTED TO THE MADNESS🎶 🤣🤣🤣
@pxnera
@pxnera 9 ай бұрын
THIS HOTEL ISSS MY ALANTISSSSS
@Sun.oo0
@Sun.oo0 9 ай бұрын
​@@pxnera WE'RE FOREVER GONNA HAVE A FVCKING REASON TO SIN
@pxnera
@pxnera 9 ай бұрын
@@Sun.oo0 JUST CONCEED AND GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER DEMONS AGAIN
@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC
@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC 9 ай бұрын
​@@pxnera*LOUD AWESOME MUSIC*
@gey4376
@gey4376 9 ай бұрын
​@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC*Cherri bomb explodes stuff*
@Killcodes_tinder_pfp
@Killcodes_tinder_pfp 9 ай бұрын
I clicked this faster than the speed of light
@00.lucifer.00
@00.lucifer.00 9 ай бұрын
"you look very red...?" me: so do you... "ah, my dear, always looking like a tomato" me: yea you look like one too...
@goofygoobegoob
@goofygoobegoob 9 ай бұрын
i clicked faster than adam getting stabbed by niffty 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (I'm a simp, and my sister is a crazy ah fangirl, so don't tell her 🧏🤫)
@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE
@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE 9 ай бұрын
SAME
@goofygoobegoob
@goofygoobegoob 9 ай бұрын
​@@MARSH4LL_WAS_HEREif my sister finds out..... I'm gonna die ;^;
@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE
@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE 9 ай бұрын
@@goofygoobegoob 😭😭
@cosmicredfield
@cosmicredfield 9 ай бұрын
The way you do his moans is so fucking hot. Gahhh i cant wait to watch more spicy Alastor, thank you 😍💖
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
YES, WE NEED MORE KINKY ALASTOR!!!!!!! Even if it's "in the bedroom" we have to get something more spicy out of MorphyVA.
@cosmicredfield
@cosmicredfield 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick agreed. Morphy had done some insanely spicy audios with other characters so I'm hoping we get something like that for Alastor too.
@pxnera
@pxnera 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_BorthwickAGREED
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 9 ай бұрын
FRRRRR
@LittlePaprika14
@LittlePaprika14 9 ай бұрын
Alastor : I‘m ace !!! Fandom : Sorry I cannot hear you I‘m kinda busy -
@Hanalvsdiavolo
@Hanalvsdiavolo 9 ай бұрын
I swear I've never clicked on a notification so quickly 💀💀💀
@Kyiahmccallister-yo6yk
@Kyiahmccallister-yo6yk 9 ай бұрын
I AM HERE! - All Might
@christinadrew1153
@christinadrew1153 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you got me laughing it was so funny
@Rex_5944
@Rex_5944 9 ай бұрын
You mean "us"?
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 8 ай бұрын
REAL!!!
@Vincent-the-amalgimation
@Vincent-the-amalgimation 9 ай бұрын
He just hungry cannibal deer.. right?😅
@Star3-heart6
@Star3-heart6 8 ай бұрын
Alastor: you’re red like a r 6:10 tomato Me: ALASTOR ZWHAT ABOUT YOU HUH YOUR HAIR YOU CLOTHES AND MORE THATS ALL RED
@graceogden1562
@graceogden1562 9 ай бұрын
1:53 *visibly flustered and confused*
@graceogden1562
@graceogden1562 9 ай бұрын
Wait ima favorite?!? Yay 6:48 😊
@_noahstanley__
@_noahstanley__ 9 ай бұрын
The only bad part about this is when the video ends 😩🙏
@pxnera
@pxnera 9 ай бұрын
dont forget the ads 😭💀
@That_One_Emo_Person-
@That_One_Emo_Person- 8 ай бұрын
Nahhh not the ads 💀👎
@yubelia
@yubelia 9 ай бұрын
We are his but when will he admit it and put a ring on our hand!??
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 9 ай бұрын
Idk but I hope soon!!
@cathedral7381
@cathedral7381 9 ай бұрын
AMEN🗣️🙏‼️‼️
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 9 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie omgg he diddddd😂
@goofygoobegoob
@goofygoobegoob 9 ай бұрын
YO FACTS BRO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@AxoNugz
@AxoNugz 5 ай бұрын
IT HAS BEEN DONE.
@moonrosestudio
@moonrosestudio 9 ай бұрын
not me listening to this in the office
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 9 ай бұрын
I'm listening to this on the bus so dw
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 9 ай бұрын
I listened to this on the way to school
@moonrosestudio
@moonrosestudio 8 ай бұрын
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e great! i have friends XD
@ChrolloLu
@ChrolloLu 7 ай бұрын
"I mean, technically we're dead because we're in Hell." I love this, it killed me 😂😂
@SIMP_YN_MHA
@SIMP_YN_MHA 8 ай бұрын
“Oh my dear your as red as a tomato” Me:UR REDDER LOOK AT UR HAIR AND OUTFIT AND EYES MAN
@Eclipse-on2qc
@Eclipse-on2qc 9 ай бұрын
These videos are starting to get addicting
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
Alastor kissing us is addicting, kiddo. Join us, but what would you do if he let's us pet his tail?
@Fruityvale
@Fruityvale 9 ай бұрын
3:36 GREAT MOGGLY WOGGLY?. HELP
@Klara-d4f
@Klara-d4f 9 ай бұрын
ANOTHER GREAT ALASTOR VOICE ACTING VIDEO AHHH TYSMMM!!!! :33
@Mizuumationsss
@Mizuumationsss 9 ай бұрын
I physically choked on air when I saw this one
@pxnera
@pxnera 9 ай бұрын
SAME LMFAO
@AshleyFairyyy
@AshleyFairyyy 9 ай бұрын
This Just saved my Whole Evening- 0///0
@bunbun2810
@bunbun2810 9 ай бұрын
I woke and saw the title I was happy Can you do a alastor audio where he comforts us from crying
@Doveo-nt4bk
@Doveo-nt4bk 9 ай бұрын
Bro...why is this content so addictive 😢..I'm not complaining tho Day 2 to ask to pet his tail🤪
@LittlePaprika14
@LittlePaprika14 9 ай бұрын
People who know : 😊 People who don‘t know : 😳
@NatashaErhart-um5bc
@NatashaErhart-um5bc 8 ай бұрын
He has a tail?
@Bryce_tanktrust
@Bryce_tanktrust 4 ай бұрын
​@NatashaErhart-um5bc yes
@liquid_oasis
@liquid_oasis 9 ай бұрын
Well... I clicked this because I thought it didn't have sound effects.. Haha, i'm blushing.
@pxnera
@pxnera 9 ай бұрын
SAME
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 8 ай бұрын
Same
@JordanVanRyn
@JordanVanRyn 8 ай бұрын
Alastor: *bites me like a vampire* Me: *becomes Stolas after Blitz bites him* *_OWWW FUCK_* ❤❤
@lunameansmoon_1
@lunameansmoon_1 9 ай бұрын
yup id be pregnant after this
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 9 ай бұрын
Dw bro me too. Actually ykw I probably CANT get pregnant bc I'm a CANE but still.
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 9 ай бұрын
Imagine we get one where *Fem!Listener* is pregnant because of *Alastor* 🤣🤣 OKAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF THAT WAS TRUE!!!!!!
@lunameansmoon_1
@lunameansmoon_1 9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_Borthwick Real 😂😭
@Sweettooth2250
@Sweettooth2250 3 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd die
@Hanalvsdiavolo
@Hanalvsdiavolo 9 ай бұрын
LET'S FUCKING GOOO 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Nuh-uh-w5f
@Nuh-uh-w5f 9 ай бұрын
Bro I clicked faster than that car hit my dog 😭😭😭
@sandraisabelle3912
@sandraisabelle3912 8 ай бұрын
That's just sad😢
@elliottreedwhitbread6215
@elliottreedwhitbread6215 8 ай бұрын
☠️
@elliottreedwhitbread6215
@elliottreedwhitbread6215 8 ай бұрын
Rip
@iprayforyourgenshinpulls
@iprayforyourgenshinpulls 9 ай бұрын
I can die in piece with these audios. 🤣
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 9 ай бұрын
Same😂😂
@mooshi7559
@mooshi7559 7 ай бұрын
"always looking like a tomato" *coughs* exuses moi?-
@Reynoldsimp
@Reynoldsimp 9 ай бұрын
Day 2 of asking for a Lucifer audio giving us so much kisses!🙏🙏🙏
@supreme_leader999
@supreme_leader999 9 ай бұрын
I love drinking radioactive waste
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 9 ай бұрын
I lobe u RadioactiveWaste92💕💕
@graceogden1562
@graceogden1562 9 ай бұрын
Wowee me too!
@NatashaErhart-um5bc
@NatashaErhart-um5bc 8 ай бұрын
What??????😳
@RobloxManFace2000
@RobloxManFace2000 7 ай бұрын
Me too, with a side of uranium
@Pr3ttyluv555
@Pr3ttyluv555 7 ай бұрын
Real
@RoseBudandDaisy
@RoseBudandDaisy 9 ай бұрын
He thinks our neck is tasty.... IM SO RED BRO....
@jennifertattershall9141
@jennifertattershall9141 6 ай бұрын
5:54
@MoonSkull02
@MoonSkull02 9 ай бұрын
Bros talking as if I'm saying no.. no sir I'm practically begging you... 😂
@KatAbby-me7ym
@KatAbby-me7ym 9 ай бұрын
OH SHI- I GOT A NOSE BLEEED
@Kai_online666
@Kai_online666 9 ай бұрын
Perfect thing to wake up to😌
@maybeidk-x4y
@maybeidk-x4y 9 ай бұрын
I saw this and I was with my mom and my jaw dropped. I put it on watch later so quickly 😍😍
@Sweettooth2250
@Sweettooth2250 3 ай бұрын
Bro, I can't, I get to flustered 😭😭😭
@MD_FanCyn
@MD_FanCyn 8 ай бұрын
I’m literally shaking and whimpering right now and also mumbling whiles my face is red and blushing ❤
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 9 ай бұрын
I See alastor, i click faster then the Lightning
@christinasuida
@christinasuida 28 күн бұрын
3:36 “great moogly woogly” 💀
@TitaniumQuartz_
@TitaniumQuartz_ 8 ай бұрын
My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw. Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent
@ClearlySkies
@ClearlySkies 5 ай бұрын
Alastor: Let me bite you! Me: *Al, if you bite me, ill die!* Al: *shrugs*
@k.3ee346
@k.3ee346 9 ай бұрын
Why I thought he said “GOOD GOOGILY MOOGLE”
@Lian_hazbin_hotel_edits
@Lian_hazbin_hotel_edits 8 ай бұрын
Alastor:oh my dear always looking like a tomato~ Me:😒do not-
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 9 ай бұрын
I counted 16 "my dear"s in this video lol 1:14 BRO! WHAAAAA-
@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC
@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC 9 ай бұрын
At least that's a decent amount I think😭
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 9 ай бұрын
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC I have no idea lol
@THATONEDEMONGUY
@THATONEDEMONGUY 8 ай бұрын
3:35 "Great moogly woogly!" 💀
@PietraVidal97
@PietraVidal97 9 ай бұрын
4:28 JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M INTO THAT SHIT *laughing nervously* 😳
@maliboununez
@maliboununez 9 ай бұрын
It’s scary how fast I clicked on this-
@luvlivygaming5780
@luvlivygaming5780 9 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ these are so good 😩💗
@Joeyallen1990
@Joeyallen1990 7 ай бұрын
Alastor:My dear, I can't take it anymore let me have a bite from your neck...*bites your neck and sucks the blood* Me:😰😰😰😰
@That_One_Emo_Person-
@That_One_Emo_Person- 9 ай бұрын
Please make more of these. You do so well! 😍🤚
@Mc_Skibidi
@Mc_Skibidi 7 ай бұрын
3:34 "Oh great moogly woogly" got me giggling
@thaqbalthaqb3477
@thaqbalthaqb3477 9 ай бұрын
I Love him so much sooooo much 😭💕💕💕
@MeghanM1313
@MeghanM1313 7 ай бұрын
~squeaking helplessly as the kissing and biting noises start~ OH MY FRICKEN GODS HE CALLED ME TASTYYYYYYYYY~~~
@Grillbzy
@Grillbzy 8 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I should enjoy this or be scared for my life
@Munchiesmunchkin
@Munchiesmunchkin 9 ай бұрын
He said my dear 16 times, WHO HE CALLIN A DEER HE IS A DEER 😂
@DepressedBarCat
@DepressedBarCat 9 ай бұрын
Day 1 asking for a whimpering/moaning audio
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 9 ай бұрын
YESSSS
@Crystal_makes_W_edits
@Crystal_makes_W_edits 9 ай бұрын
I'm not even that obsessed but HELL YEAH
@Ambrosiababe956
@Ambrosiababe956 9 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie r u n
@Ambrosiababe956
@Ambrosiababe956 9 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie the fan girls have found you
@DepressedBarCat
@DepressedBarCat 8 ай бұрын
@@LPS_Bonnie nothing.
@tder6696
@tder6696 9 ай бұрын
Alastor that’s cannibalism ofc I’m gonna say no😑😓
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly 9 ай бұрын
I would say yes. I'm all for cannibalism lol (this is a joke I swear 😅)
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 9 ай бұрын
​@@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly I agree with u. And I am NOT joking😀
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly 9 ай бұрын
@@frank1estien LOL 😆
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly
@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly 9 ай бұрын
@@frank1estien we love cannibalism
@angelapilliard4553
@angelapilliard4553 7 ай бұрын
It just adds to the "dangerous game" appeal. 😅
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