ASMR Alien Abducts You & Assumes You Are a Depressed Chicken | Spaceship Ambience, NOT COW

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Amy Kay ASMR

Amy Kay ASMR

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@AmyKayASMR
@AmyKayASMR 2 жыл бұрын
🚫🐄 ??? 🚫🐔 ??? BEEBLEBROX RETURNS???
@ShannonSurprise
@ShannonSurprise 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@trinilagos5957
@trinilagos5957 2 жыл бұрын
The legend return
@funtimelunaAfton
@funtimelunaAfton 2 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@Juggalocheeks
@Juggalocheeks 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss the queen returns
@seraph69
@seraph69 2 жыл бұрын
God bless Beeblebrox! I'm always down for a galactic misunderstanding and alien examination.
@AnthonyWatson1508
@AnthonyWatson1508 2 жыл бұрын
When she came out with the egg and asked if I recognize it I was like "That's not my egg I'm not paying child support."
@xxgacharenxx9yearsago.978
@xxgacharenxx9yearsago.978 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO 💀
@Chimera936
@Chimera936 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@_Jesper_
@_Jesper_ 2 жыл бұрын
May not be not-cow but I'm still needing milk
@VampireLady121
@VampireLady121 2 жыл бұрын
Best answer 🤣
@Genesis.Otsutsuki.
@Genesis.Otsutsuki. 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@hayde_ink2809
@hayde_ink2809 2 жыл бұрын
Me: "ASMR is not weird! You just don't know what you like!" Also me: "have you seen that one where you get abducted and the aliens think you are a depressed chicken?" This series gets a laugh out of me every single time. Awesome work!
@Draculover11037
@Draculover11037 2 жыл бұрын
If you like weird asmr then I'd suggest Angelica her vids are- i n t e r e s r i n g to say the least-
@mrhalfwit972
@mrhalfwit972 2 жыл бұрын
@@Draculover11037 one of culture I see.
@localsagittarious2725
@localsagittarious2725 2 жыл бұрын
What’s a chicken? We chimkens over here.
@Jackieeeisvibing
@Jackieeeisvibing 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao same!!! “ ay im looking for the video where they pretend that your a zombie and try to take you to the doctors” like I cannot explain this irl
@crowned_moth
@crowned_moth 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrhalfwit972 ah nothing like thare dead queen asmr
@Sailor_Solstice
@Sailor_Solstice 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that they fully know what chickens are and still got us confused is so funny
@Swamp_Queen
@Swamp_Queen 2 жыл бұрын
Chimkins
@randomgood43
@randomgood43 2 жыл бұрын
Behold, a man!-Diogenes
@Ed_man_talking9
@Ed_man_talking9 2 жыл бұрын
when are they gonna start calling us monkeys?
@thatkuulguy
@thatkuulguy 2 жыл бұрын
They knew what cows were aswell and at first sight they just assumed we were cow both insulting and humourous
@ShhheilaASMR
@ShhheilaASMR 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatkuulguy i think we have to ask why we always resemble... l i v e s t o c k
@TheMentorOfMomos
@TheMentorOfMomos 2 жыл бұрын
"You must have lost your feathers due to your depression... By being so smart" THIS GIRL I CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️
@B_bang22
@B_bang22 2 жыл бұрын
The aliens would definitely be that one NPC that just slowly walks through a entire escort mission no matter how dangerous it is
@WysteriaASMR
@WysteriaASMR 2 жыл бұрын
and They run to help you fight and when they’re done fighting, they run back to where they were and continue
@lucabeard532
@lucabeard532 2 жыл бұрын
Lookin' at the scenery.
@quzyr8988
@quzyr8988 2 жыл бұрын
LEOOOOOON
@Whocares158
@Whocares158 2 жыл бұрын
@@quzyr8988 Oh no! Too many memories of that!
@sergeantneko
@sergeantneko Жыл бұрын
Delphine, Skyrim
@emmerentiabuys967
@emmerentiabuys967 2 жыл бұрын
"Are the other chimpkins bullying you?" So precious! 🥺
@Little_star_bird
@Little_star_bird 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how startled the alien would be if the “not-cow chimken” ate the egg. Poor dear would probably be beside herself, but we haven’t eaten much since being abducted.
@Kingllama3rd
@Kingllama3rd 2 жыл бұрын
Look also what if they put you with the chickens fox in a hen house
@mowerehreh
@mowerehreh 2 жыл бұрын
Oh birds actually do eat eggs! When chickens do it it usually means there's some underlying issue (calcium deficiency, for example), but some do it just because eggs are tasty. Pet birds usually go crazy for some cooked eggs, shell and all!
@Little_star_bird
@Little_star_bird 2 жыл бұрын
@@mowerehreh I did not know this. This is fantastic new information! Thank you for the learning moment.
@MaddSlasher
@MaddSlasher 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine their reaction to watching the Not Cow Chimken make and eat a cheese omlette.
@LamisonJamison
@LamisonJamison 2 жыл бұрын
@@mowerehreh yup, when we have to pickup food and the chickens are hungry we just chuck some eggs at the ground and its gone within a minute. Shell and all. Its usually only an hour before their normal food arrives but its still funny to see them swarm the cluster of yolk even when there's still bits of food in their dishes.
@limerence8365
@limerence8365 2 жыл бұрын
Meeting other aliens really makes you appreciate how smart that first one was by knowing we weren't a cow just by looking at us
@drspin1820
@drspin1820 2 жыл бұрын
Being referred to a featherless chimkin, I half expected a Diogenes-esque alien to come bursting in and declare "behold, a man!"
@SCP-173_
@SCP-173_ 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a Monty Python-level bit
@virtapiirileikki
@virtapiirileikki 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off when I got the reference 😂
@fakegrape
@fakegrape 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that XD I was gona be so disappointed if I didn't find a BEHOLD A MAN joke on the comments
@kaykov728
@kaykov728 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@TheJadeE
@TheJadeE 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, it was my first thought, too.
@naadirbuffy7892
@naadirbuffy7892 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the term she uses "chimkin" could be interpreted as "chimp kin" as in kin of chimps since we're both primates. So even though she's wrong, she's right.
@fleabaggins
@fleabaggins 2 жыл бұрын
yesn’t
@ahylynjackson6072
@ahylynjackson6072 Жыл бұрын
Yein
@ferret2308
@ferret2308 Жыл бұрын
Yont
@Jinxed_taboo
@Jinxed_taboo 8 ай бұрын
nes
@greathairs8199
@greathairs8199 2 ай бұрын
n’t
@missing_apostle5720
@missing_apostle5720 2 жыл бұрын
she points out we're wearing clothes after asking us if we're cold, but nobody thought that was weird back at the cow sector... now im just imagining cows in lil outfits as the norm there 🥺
@TheMentorOfMomos
@TheMentorOfMomos 2 жыл бұрын
They're not barbarians! They obviously provide clothing for their guests! 😊
@lexidonald3865
@lexidonald3865 2 жыл бұрын
they probably thought that it was the cow's pattern or something!
@CheekSpread
@CheekSpread 2 жыл бұрын
Who said we were wearing clothes
@lexidonald3865
@lexidonald3865 2 жыл бұрын
@@CheekSpread woah there
@crocinsock8439
@crocinsock8439 2 жыл бұрын
Is that not a normal thing? Where I'm from its pretty normal to see calfs with blankets on
@mistressa3933
@mistressa3933 Жыл бұрын
I just realised it but the names Brood Mother and Beeblebrox are characters from the same book Amy mentioned was the reason why we were holding a towel. “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” I am blown away.
@Diamond_Aura
@Diamond_Aura 2 жыл бұрын
I love how concerned the aliens are in this series, they’re always like “bro you good???” And I imagine the human is just like “I don’t think there’s anything I can/want to say to get out of this situation” so they just wait around lol
@llamalemonade
@llamalemonade 2 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@lukeroberson2942
@lukeroberson2942 2 жыл бұрын
Well according to the last episode, the listener is mute.
@chargedyeti7155
@chargedyeti7155 2 жыл бұрын
Judging by your pfp. I'm guessing you're a pokemon mystery dungeon fan?
@Diamond_Aura
@Diamond_Aura 2 жыл бұрын
@@chargedyeti7155 Considering I’m an adult who still has a pfp like this, yeah you could say that lol, what’s up?
@cabbitsd
@cabbitsd 2 жыл бұрын
I can state my reasons for sticking around in this situation in three words. SHEER MORBID CURIOSITY.
@kampfh7150
@kampfh7150 2 жыл бұрын
I do not care about whatever anyone says. I am now a sick chimken. This alien is WAY too precious and if anything or anyone makes her upset, I will not only be sick, but also angry
@georgeshaw4017
@georgeshaw4017 2 жыл бұрын
That’s sweet! 😊💖
@lucabeard532
@lucabeard532 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone upsets her and I start headbutting.
@Angel-hx8vz
@Angel-hx8vz 2 жыл бұрын
agreed 😭😭
@laughingjack4502
@laughingjack4502 2 жыл бұрын
A sick and mostly naked Chimken
@joaniemerson6432
@joaniemerson6432 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, *chimkin*
@AsherLogan129
@AsherLogan129 2 жыл бұрын
I think "depressed chicken" is the best way to describe me for the last couple of years if I’m honest. Seriously though, I have been feeling down today and I really needed this.
@dracodominus2800
@dracodominus2800 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you feel better soon, random friend.
@UNLIMITED-DAN
@UNLIMITED-DAN 2 жыл бұрын
Yea, I have the same reoccuring issues for years.
@sugoish9461
@sugoish9461 2 жыл бұрын
@rans0mware
@rans0mware 2 жыл бұрын
I personally identify as a depressed bucket of chicken instead of a live one
@UNLIMITED-DAN
@UNLIMITED-DAN 2 жыл бұрын
@@rans0mware Lol... Depresso KFC.
@brf5219
@brf5219 2 жыл бұрын
There was a challenge between philosophers to describe a human in as few words as possible. Plato said that humans were "featherless bipeds." while Plato was teaching a class, another philosopher, Diogenes, walked in holding a dead chicken that he had taken the feathers off of, shouting “Behold! I’ve brought you a man!”
@Jemini4228
@Jemini4228 2 жыл бұрын
Ancient philosophers are not above pettiness I see lol
@somebodycooliguess1597
@somebodycooliguess1597 Жыл бұрын
​@@Jemini4228 just wait until you hear about Diogenes' other shenanigans
@sydliminal
@sydliminal 8 ай бұрын
​@@somebodycooliguess1597 @Jemini4228 for instance, he was known for living in a large clay pot called a pithos that was used for storing wine he also once said "in a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face." interesting dude!
@delsinrowe6696
@delsinrowe6696 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that she said “cluckwise” and “counter cluckwise” when taking beak samples 😭👌
@alyssaderrick2832
@alyssaderrick2832 2 жыл бұрын
I think she said clockwise, maybe I’m wrong, if I am it’s cute!
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 4 ай бұрын
no this is canon now, i don't care if it was a mishearing xDD i want it to be true
@kristinawilhelm4338
@kristinawilhelm4338 Жыл бұрын
Knowing that chickens hearts are 200 to 300 BPM she probably thought we were having a heart attack
@sentienttapioca5409
@sentienttapioca5409 8 ай бұрын
'Your heartbeat is so slow! You're not a sick chimken, you're a *dying* chimken!'
@Cynicalblade17
@Cynicalblade17 2 жыл бұрын
The thought of being abducted by aliens is rather terrifying but if it was like this it would be amusing and relaxing. Although I would be a little insulted being mistaken for a chimkin lol ❤
@StaceyLanam
@StaceyLanam 2 жыл бұрын
These aliens can take me
@warwx3109
@warwx3109 2 жыл бұрын
I find funny if it were these aliens
@DTLions26
@DTLions26 2 жыл бұрын
@@StaceyLanam Same 😮‍💨
@Marnzzzz
@Marnzzzz 2 жыл бұрын
"chimkin"
@Marnzzzz
@Marnzzzz 2 жыл бұрын
O she said chimkin too
@fiblet8223
@fiblet8223 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she says things like ‘chicken chest’, ‘chicken heart’, ‘chimken heartbeat’ and ‘chicken lungs’ as if she constantly needs to remind herself that we are a chicken
@diarya5573
@diarya5573 2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining Diogonese holding up a human saying "behold, a not cow!"
@kaykov728
@kaykov728 2 жыл бұрын
STOP
@aname8018
@aname8018 2 жыл бұрын
this is a great comment
@kampfh7150
@kampfh7150 2 жыл бұрын
"you are featherless and you do stand on 2 legs" Diogonese has to be doing kickflips in his grave
@Vance731
@Vance731 2 жыл бұрын
I love this commenf
@katangel115
@katangel115 2 жыл бұрын
I keep watching the section where she keeps startled at the beginning and I dont think I'm ever gonna stop laughing. Oh my god, the alien giving us an egg to hold literally reminded me of when I was in culinary class and my Chef told me to bring him 2 eggs and I did and he took both, used one, and then told me to hold the other one and didn't mention it for the rest of the class. So I just had an egg chilling in the pocket of my pants and walked around cooking shit until the end of class when I went outside and realizes I still had the egg and took it out of my pocket. My classmates looked at me as though I had preformed a magic trick before they realized and started screaming and asking if I had kept it all of class and I said "Yes."
@blueshepard7
@blueshepard7 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was wonderful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TurboBronco239
@TurboBronco239 Жыл бұрын
How did your teacher react to you accidentally keeping the egg?
@katangel115
@katangel115 Жыл бұрын
@TurboBronco239 They had no idea until I went to return it and asked where I should put it. My chef got a really confused look on his face when I held up the egg and explained before smiling a bit and shrugging. I think he just wanted to mess with me, which was fine because he and my other chef did it frequently and it was funny for all of us.
@chromaduckie5907
@chromaduckie5907 2 жыл бұрын
THE WAY SHE PRONOUNCES CHICKEN IS SO CUTE OMG 😭😭😭
@shockwave503
@shockwave503 2 жыл бұрын
"Chimkin"
@cm_time
@cm_time 2 жыл бұрын
"mm, chimpkin"
@Minuscircular
@Minuscircular 2 жыл бұрын
chimkin?????
@user-fe7bo5mm1o
@user-fe7bo5mm1o 2 жыл бұрын
Istg if KZbin keeps fucking deleting my replies
@Minuscircular
@Minuscircular 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-fe7bo5mm1o haha
@Amethyst_Alien
@Amethyst_Alien 2 жыл бұрын
I literally walked up to my mother while cooking her dinner, and said, "Not cow?" I HAD TO SHOW HER THIS SERIES. She loves your recent witchy potion ASMR. I got my 70 year old mother into ASMR because of you, Amy. The lore is hilarious (and calming) from this series 💜
@AGA-q3f
@AGA-q3f 2 жыл бұрын
What
@Amethyst_Alien
@Amethyst_Alien 2 жыл бұрын
@@AGA-q3f 🤣
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 ай бұрын
This is wonderful
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 ай бұрын
Have you been able to show her the new series?
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 ай бұрын
Er, new parts to the series I mean
@t-man.2712
@t-man.2712 2 жыл бұрын
"Not Cow" to "Chicken" to "Depressed Chimkin" Upgrades people, Upgrades.
@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid
@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid 2 жыл бұрын
We are closer related to cows though. They are getting even further away from it. It reaaaaally surprises me they ever got to spacecrafts age hahaha
@bugbear2357
@bugbear2357 2 жыл бұрын
@@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid yeah but they're onto bipeds, and they've noticed that we're featherless, so if they put the pieces together they'll get a featherless biped aka a human
@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid
@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid 2 жыл бұрын
@@bugbear2357 yep Well, let’s see how long it will take for them to finally figure it out, since telling them doesn’t seem to work that much hahaha
@JDM-is-my-name
@JDM-is-my-name 2 жыл бұрын
Character development ~
@jamesbutler9771
@jamesbutler9771 2 жыл бұрын
Next we will be a ptsd goat
@ozzie7081
@ozzie7081 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this alien is SO sweet when she asked if the other chickens were bullying us my heart just about MELTED
@superiorspider-man1720
@superiorspider-man1720 2 жыл бұрын
She got half of it correct, I’m not a chicken but I am depressed
@qualitativeasmr
@qualitativeasmr 2 жыл бұрын
spider-mannnnnnn🤍🤍
@mckenziemcintyre1651
@mckenziemcintyre1651 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a depressed chicken mama?
@cm_time
@cm_time 2 жыл бұрын
Same situation, i am a Chicken, but im not depressed
@candyriddle666
@candyriddle666 2 жыл бұрын
Same🙋🏻‍♀️
@candyriddle666
@candyriddle666 2 жыл бұрын
Same🙋🏻‍♀️
@immaperson-zc8rm
@immaperson-zc8rm Жыл бұрын
It made me so sad to see how scared this alien was when we followed the light. She’s too precious to be this confused and a little scared. I love her!
@fargonotic
@fargonotic 2 жыл бұрын
found myself defiantly saying "I'm not a chicken" while half asleep 10/10 would recommend
@qualitativeasmr
@qualitativeasmr 2 жыл бұрын
sascha🤍
@mollymoo6574
@mollymoo6574 2 жыл бұрын
*falling asleep watching this* *suddenly mumbles* "no... I'm not.. I'm not a chicken..!"
@me0w3rs
@me0w3rs 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having your sleep recorder on and the next day you check and all you hear is "No! Noo! IM NOT A CHIMKIN"
@arandomguy6017
@arandomguy6017 Жыл бұрын
"Is this a chicken " "nu uh immmmm not a chi- snore
@She-gone-asleep2450
@She-gone-asleep2450 2 жыл бұрын
I love how shy, nervous, curious, and (not in a rude way, they are most likely smarter than us, but don't know what to call us or what we are) dumbly cute your alien characters are! 💗 Your characters are so adorable! I also love how this alien is softer and not as stern as the not cow alien, not saying I don't like her, but I like how you give them their own personalities! 💗☺️
@shoukonishimiya7400
@shoukonishimiya7400 2 жыл бұрын
actually the aliens are as dumb as rocks
@Aneaxlovesxfood899
@Aneaxlovesxfood899 2 жыл бұрын
They actually are dumber than us. There is a video where broodmother describes the aliens „as dumb as rocks“.
@katymaurer388
@katymaurer388 2 жыл бұрын
For some reason this makes me think of when Plato defined Man as featherless bipeds, so Diogenes totally plucked a chicken and then ran in proclaiming "Behold! A featherless biped! I've brought you a man!"
@larkasmr1128
@larkasmr1128 2 жыл бұрын
I love how these aliens continue to talk to us, ask us questions and ask us to do things despite admitting that not only can they not communicate with us but they've never been able to communicate with cows or chimkens, meaning they talk to us just to do it XD kindve cute
@KnucklesAndBig
@KnucklesAndBig 2 жыл бұрын
First a cow, now a chicken, soon we're gonna be Old McDonald's entire farm, I personally can't wait to be mistaken for a sheep and have my wool brushed 🐑🛸
@frost.bytten2023
@frost.bytten2023 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t have a clever response.
@somebody4175
@somebody4175 2 жыл бұрын
Lol it wouldn't be too baaaad.
@oatmeal8586
@oatmeal8586 2 жыл бұрын
Beep beep I'm a sheep
@tikval3678
@tikval3678 2 жыл бұрын
@@somebody4175 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thong8056
@thong8056 2 жыл бұрын
@@oatmeal8586 I go beep beep I’m a sheep!
@Bearded_Dragon95
@Bearded_Dragon95 2 жыл бұрын
Every alien that we've met since being on the ship has had more compassion and empathy for a cow or chicken then I've seen a lot of humans have for each other. Can I just stay here, please? 🥰
@asarixz
@asarixz 2 жыл бұрын
"are the other chimkens bullying you? you can tell me!" oml MY HEART- I LOVE THEM😭
@GrandpaTrout
@GrandpaTrout 2 жыл бұрын
These videos are legit the most precious, adorable ASMR roleplay ones I've seen in a long time. I giggled at the first "chimken" and the whole thing feels so wholesome!
@kodiearnhardt7836
@kodiearnhardt7836 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so incredibly curious about the deeper lore of this series. Like what a ride this has been.
@dixonbuttes
@dixonbuttes 2 жыл бұрын
Same. I’m all in on this world building
@WysteriaASMR
@WysteriaASMR 2 жыл бұрын
So far we got that a human became the leader of this alien ship and uses it to abduct animals to sell animal products without dealing with pesky guidelines to save money. The aliens get paid in choccy milk and beeblebrox is the President of the Universe.
@cabbitsd
@cabbitsd 2 жыл бұрын
@@dixonbuttes It falls apart a little if you think about it even a little bit. Here we see an alien race capable of space travel who have possibly less than zero experience with deductive reasoning or the scientific method.
@achairstudios8730
@achairstudios8730 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is just a giant reference to that one time Plato said that a human is a "featherless biped" and that one dude just runs in with a plucked chicken and said "Behold! A man!"
@SantiLokyyo
@SantiLokyyo 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Chicken heart rates are much faster than humans. Around 390-400 BPM
@georgeshaw4017
@georgeshaw4017 2 жыл бұрын
No wonder why we live longer. If they had heart rates like ours they could live long as humans have.
@thetoughunicorn1679
@thetoughunicorn1679 2 жыл бұрын
@@georgeshaw4017 well they are much smaller so their body has to move faster
@naomigwolfe8112
@naomigwolfe8112 2 жыл бұрын
I figure the smaller the creature the faster the heartrate? Since I noticed my dog had a faster heartrate than myself.. and chickens are way faster! ^^' I wonder..
@colby255
@colby255 2 жыл бұрын
The first videos in this series are classic and I adore them but gosh, this one has got to be my favorite! This alien's characterization is so sweet and comforting and she's so cute!
@HelplessTeno
@HelplessTeno 2 жыл бұрын
I really like this series. ASMR is an escape for a lot of people and this series being so disconnected from reality helps with that I think. There's no reason that aliens would know about chickens or cows without knowing about humans. But like I said, I think that's what makes this series so good. It's a completely fun and unique world.
@maxstark4744
@maxstark4744 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the human in this seems sometimes curious, sometimes afraid, but always kind of goes along with it... gives me the terrible suspicion that they're a little kid.
@lydiaf5045
@lydiaf5045 2 жыл бұрын
Beeblebrox messed up big time
@gwenawena
@gwenawena 2 жыл бұрын
That would make more sense for us to be compared to a chicken 🤔
@elid2975
@elid2975 2 жыл бұрын
Any it’s also implied that we’re mute, so we’re a mute little kid that’s scared :’)
@maxstark4744
@maxstark4744 2 жыл бұрын
@@elid2975 They could be suffering from selective mutism, a psychological condition where children can't speak when they're nervous or scared
@elid2975
@elid2975 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxstark4744 nooo- your making it’s worse now I’m even more sad 😭 and they can’t even understand that I he aliens don’t wanna hurt them :’)
@woodlanddove
@woodlanddove Жыл бұрын
I am not far off from a depressed chicken, I cannot say you are wrong dear alien. I am a sick, depressed chicken!
@duqky4860
@duqky4860 2 жыл бұрын
12:42 this is actually really fun, because today I had to lure a few chickens back into the coop, and while I was shaking the bag of dried bugs (lol) they started chasing me. It was really funny but also terrifying.
@rollipolliolli
@rollipolliolli 2 жыл бұрын
haha, chickens look so small and non threatening, but to people who have had them they can be absolutely mean and terrifying 😂
@LamisonJamison
@LamisonJamison 2 жыл бұрын
@UnknownSelf your grandma sounds awful but that's hilarious.
@ju5tj
@ju5tj 2 жыл бұрын
I felt so bad when she got scared after seeing us 😂😭 Also i am IN LOVE with this series, thank you for making another one i can watch over and over again 🥺💖
@sootspirit5556
@sootspirit5556 2 жыл бұрын
YEES, the confused aliens saga continues :D I love how this character gives off a "this is my first week at work and I am very nervous" vibe (also, Beeblebrox abducting something weird *again* has already hit the rumour mill😂)
@frost.bytten2023
@frost.bytten2023 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the weird thing was broodmother
@winkekatze5593
@winkekatze5593 2 жыл бұрын
@@frost.bytten2023 🇷🇺>🇺🇦
@sonyafonger3456
@sonyafonger3456 2 жыл бұрын
precious Alien: "do your eyes hurt?" Me: no, but they are heavy from how sleepy I become while listening to this. So soothing
@songpoetry1
@songpoetry1 2 жыл бұрын
I love this series! My headcanon is that our protagonist goes along with the whole charade because he/she assumes that surely this must be a dream.
@qualitativeasmr
@qualitativeasmr 2 жыл бұрын
songpoetry🤍🤍
@lbug4254
@lbug4254 2 жыл бұрын
My headcanon like many other commenters I see is that the listener is a child- I like this headcannon also though
@jordynwillis5106
@jordynwillis5106 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like we're a child because we are small, very attatched to a piece of cloth(blanket), have no feathers (little baby hairs on head) and doesnt talk unless a word is repeated infront of them
@5th_cellar
@5th_cellar 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordynwillis5106 No, the cloth is our towel. The most useful item we could possibly have, so we can't lose it.
@pinkblingstudios7774
@pinkblingstudios7774 2 жыл бұрын
My head cannon is that protagonist is just so confused/Shocked that they can’t comprehend the situation putting us in shock so we don’t need to eat as much and we just stand/sit still the hole time and don’t talk. But I’m just waiting for them to “ accidentally” find another human and be like “Here you go! This is you right not-cow Chimkin?”
@skyemerald431
@skyemerald431 2 жыл бұрын
She: Supervisor? Supervisor? I'm here to see the "Chicken" Me: hi She: *Gets scared* (HOLY MOTHER OF BROODMOTHER!! BUT WHAT IS THAT STRANGE CREATURE!!??) I will give her the name "Alien 0431" (◍•ᴗ•◍)💜
@riverpinecone
@riverpinecone 2 жыл бұрын
"Depressed chicken" Accurate... let's do this thing.
@Poetfox72
@Poetfox72 2 жыл бұрын
"I will get rid of egg immediately" *throws it at the wall*
@Maybe_a_Spoon
@Maybe_a_Spoon 2 жыл бұрын
I’m really hoping that someday one of the aliens will just mention that we look similar to them and then immediately disregard it after getting so close to the truth. I just think it’d be funny
@qualitativeasmr
@qualitativeasmr 2 жыл бұрын
arryn🤍🤍
@bradenanderson5087
@bradenanderson5087 2 жыл бұрын
Way too real.
@theswisswereright
@theswisswereright 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you pronounce it "chimken" brings me a great deal of joy. "Depressed chimken"-- well, you're half right. I'm surprised no one has mistaken me for a sheep by now and tried to shear me. Do they know about sheep yet? If not, no one tell them. Of course this series could go on forever, but when you think you've hit a stopping point, I'd love to see what the aliens think of Earth when "we" go back home.
@PaddyW_
@PaddyW_ 2 жыл бұрын
Depressed chicken fits. Barely holding up at the moment. Sleeping dropped from 7-10h to 3.5-6h a day. This can't be healthy... Thank you Amy for the video! Always a pleasure to watch. You bring so much joy to the world! ❤️
@willieearles3151
@willieearles3151 2 жыл бұрын
Damn bro. Hope you feel better soon. Life is rough for no reason sometimes.
@leightondell
@leightondell 2 жыл бұрын
sorry you're going through that man, keep your head up. If you can't beat it, just ride the waves of life until it gets better.
@hellmarefoxy084
@hellmarefoxy084 8 ай бұрын
Me to the alien: I might be fuckin depressed but I’m not a damn chicken
@CaelenSawyers
@CaelenSawyers 2 жыл бұрын
I think a part of your role plays like this that are undervalued is your stage awareness. Going off to the side of the screen but having the lighting set up so that you can still see the shadow moving on screen is rarely done and makes them much more “real”. Idk maybe my loopy 2am brain is overthinking but it’s a nice touch nonetheless
@_aesthetic_3984
@_aesthetic_3984 2 жыл бұрын
y’know what i like about amy’s videos? the unique ideas she comes up with hehe they always manage to make me giggle a little and are always relaxing :)
@madisongrace9290
@madisongrace9290 2 жыл бұрын
I knowww! Tyty Amy for all you do 💕
@omegamysterio3701
@omegamysterio3701 2 жыл бұрын
"You keep abducting me and I'll start thinking these mistakes are just an excuse to see me!" Another great addition to the annals, no... the LEGACY, the SAGA of Beeblebrox and the not Cow-Chicken! Great work Amy!
@LightingtheDraghog
@LightingtheDraghog 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Another adorable alien for me to adore! They are so confused, but they are trying there best. Love this series so much! Edit: I keep replaying the beginning because I keep laughing at the fact that she was about to throw hands with “sick chicken”
@eiIlenn
@eiIlenn 2 жыл бұрын
Always wondered, did you ever think your not-cow videos were going to be your most popular videos before filming the first part? I love this, thanks for a new one Amy ❤
@jameslowe4507
@jameslowe4507 2 жыл бұрын
Xat
@overthetopdevito7503
@overthetopdevito7503 2 жыл бұрын
Bro how do u have over 900 comments on 1 channel?
@0omp4
@0omp4 2 жыл бұрын
@@overthetopdevito7503 8 years ago + multiple asmrs a day
@overthetopdevito7503
@overthetopdevito7503 2 жыл бұрын
@@0omp4 she has only been uploading for 3 years and has made 261 videos. He's got 980 comments on this channel alone, kinda worrying lol. He's commented 4x more then the amount of videos uploaded
@0omp4
@0omp4 2 жыл бұрын
@@overthetopdevito7503 ig. maybe just a big supporter idk dude
@pigiepen3326
@pigiepen3326 2 жыл бұрын
0:11 expected most people start screaming and running away when they see my face 🤣
@irisbaggins
@irisbaggins 2 жыл бұрын
NEW ALIEN NEW ALIEN!! I love her already, and I'm not even a minute in!! Also your acting in the opening ALONE is absolutely stunning. Absolutely amazing
@ScotlandishGuy
@ScotlandishGuy Жыл бұрын
im having an identity crisis now. i was a cow then a not cow then a bag of flesh then a chicken and now a depressed chicken
@bimlauyomashitobi421
@bimlauyomashitobi421 2 жыл бұрын
One minute I’m listening to TirarADeguello giving me an Amish physical exam, the next an alien is trying to comfort me by shoving eggs and feathers into me eyes. I love KZbin asmr channels
@mylalala1a__
@mylalala1a__ 2 жыл бұрын
Fr🙏
@CarterDaDemon
@CarterDaDemon 2 жыл бұрын
omfg the little “chimkins” was too cute for me
@ahoyhere8113
@ahoyhere8113 2 жыл бұрын
love how this series is turning into an inverted, alien version of that classic piece of literature, Are You My Mother?
@Knittingsteve
@Knittingsteve 2 жыл бұрын
This series is just too good! I have no what goes through Amy Kay's mind to come up with these idea's but they are absolute gold!!!
@eiIlenn
@eiIlenn 2 жыл бұрын
This is why we love Amy's ASMR, awesome, entertaining and very relaxing, creative videos like this. Love the spaceship ambience.
@xlbpb93
@xlbpb93 2 жыл бұрын
Me going along with being a "chimkin" because I've never been treated so well in my life 😂
@DaKamshron
@DaKamshron 2 жыл бұрын
That intro was gold, I already know that this is gonna be amazing, I can't wait to see where the next chapter in the not cow story takes us!
@TomMSTie1138
@TomMSTie1138 2 жыл бұрын
I hope we someday get to meet Beeblebrox.
@DaKamshron
@DaKamshron 2 жыл бұрын
@@TomMSTie1138 One can only hope... But someday... Maybe someday
@cmartin848
@cmartin848 2 жыл бұрын
Love how you are making this into a series and continuing the story can't wait to see where we get to next in this adventure
@violetivy5763
@violetivy5763 2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing I love it. The "Chimkin" gets me every time. Keep up the good work. ❤️😆
@ucjapawlaczyk4483
@ucjapawlaczyk4483 Жыл бұрын
well i am depressed so she got that part right
@toleble7301
@toleble7301 2 жыл бұрын
THE WAY YOU BACKED INTO THE WALL SEEING US IS MAKING ME WHEEZE-
@gachalies8414
@gachalies8414 2 жыл бұрын
I love how its all tinted purple except for a little square in the bottom left corner
@MrDarkace28
@MrDarkace28 2 жыл бұрын
Boy we really can't catch a break. We go from being a chicken to cow back to chicken. Might as well go to being identified as a Turducken. 🎶IM EVERY POULTRY THEIR ALL IN MEEEEEEEEEE!🎶
@Keizer-p8y
@Keizer-p8y 2 жыл бұрын
next you will be identified as a moose
@kekumonmon7528
@kekumonmon7528 2 жыл бұрын
maybe we are the famous and unique milka cow
@Keizer-p8y
@Keizer-p8y 2 жыл бұрын
@@kekumonmon7528 maybe
@leviblack7036
@leviblack7036 2 жыл бұрын
Did you mean 'catch a beak'?
@_Jesper_
@_Jesper_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Keizer-p8y "Yes but a very cute moose, make all the other boy moose go WAAAHHH"
@joyjoy-pn4gc
@joyjoy-pn4gc 2 жыл бұрын
please do make more of this!! your second alien themed video has been on repeat during my study session and this newcomer is my new fav for getting asleep!! thx amy
@thefox5122
@thefox5122 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I was rewatching the whole series just yesterday hoping for a new one! Thanks Amy!! Edit : Chimken got me dead
@901chimera
@901chimera 2 жыл бұрын
I think i missed this one when it came out cause that flinch at the beginning had me on the floor 🤣 omg this is the best series ever
@LuckyArceus
@LuckyArceus 2 жыл бұрын
I’m calling it. Once they figure out that we aren’t a chicken, they will straight up just call us a monkey or ape of some sort. 😹
@bugbear2357
@bugbear2357 2 жыл бұрын
Eh, monkey/ape is close enough. At least they'd be in the right family
@LuckyArceus
@LuckyArceus 2 жыл бұрын
@@bugbear2357 yeah but it’d be way more insulting which I find funny.
@scribbleseclipse7429
@scribbleseclipse7429 2 жыл бұрын
Do the aliens even know what apes/monkeys are 😥
@LuckyArceus
@LuckyArceus 2 жыл бұрын
@@scribbleseclipse7429 probably. They know what cows and chickens are.
@frost.bytten2023
@frost.bytten2023 2 жыл бұрын
@@LuckyArceus next we’ll be pigs, then sheep. Soon we’re gonna be every animal in hay day
@ohnoitsnico
@ohnoitsnico 2 жыл бұрын
THE WAY SHE JUMPED 😂 hella yeah I've been waiting for this series to continue!
@MM-rl3mu
@MM-rl3mu 2 жыл бұрын
Love this series 🥰 🐄 => 🐔 => 🐔🚫🥚=> ??? Curious what we will be identified as now ? 🤔
@irrisorie7
@irrisorie7 2 жыл бұрын
this alien hasn't heard of featherless bipeds, i guess. 🤣 the startled jump at the beginning made me laugh. great video!
@OhHaiMe
@OhHaiMe 2 жыл бұрын
She cares so much about chimpkens, I think I might keep up the act so she won't be disappointed 🥺
@Lxura_17
@Lxura_17 Жыл бұрын
I love these alien asmr's they are so relaxing
@theotherauthor740
@theotherauthor740 2 жыл бұрын
15:20 i like to think the reason they keep abducting chickens is because Brood Mother just genuinely enjoys eggs 🍳
@hunterphill42525
@hunterphill42525 2 жыл бұрын
Momma had a chicken Momma had a cow Dad was proud, he didn't care how
@totalgoober
@totalgoober 2 жыл бұрын
I never would've guessed that aliens talk like the Chic Fil A Cows, but I'm all for it
@Thenames._.Howler
@Thenames._.Howler 9 ай бұрын
"Did you lose it in a chimpkin fight? "
@Cuthawolf
@Cuthawolf 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd miss being Not-Cow. Love this series.
@uwu_lifegaming3171
@uwu_lifegaming3171 2 жыл бұрын
Never been more hyped for a ASMR Video
@krei-ations
@krei-ations 2 жыл бұрын
“They communicate back… with their eyes” That’s deep bro 😔
@ninvic0
@ninvic0 2 жыл бұрын
the best part of these roleplays is imagining her explaining all the process to an actual chicken
@Arcade_Cat_
@Arcade_Cat_ 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite ASMR series, it’s as funny as it is relaxing
@colby255
@colby255 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most adorable one yet, thanks for the new installment Amy!!
@eiIlenn
@eiIlenn 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! The next part in the awesome not-cow series, this is going to be super relaxing and entertaining 👍
@MarkoDash
@MarkoDash 2 жыл бұрын
yeah this whole series has become one of if not 'the' crown jewels of all the ASMR content on KZbin
@nephriteasmr
@nephriteasmr 2 жыл бұрын
@@MarkoDash this and goodnight moon’s babblebrook series
@willieearles3151
@willieearles3151 2 жыл бұрын
@@nephriteasmr Yeah, two great series to be sure.
@earrapecentral118
@earrapecentral118 2 жыл бұрын
Just like games the weirder they are the better they are, this was the most random thing, but this was probably the best asmr I've listened to
@ASMRMusings
@ASMRMusings 2 жыл бұрын
I love your insanely accurate titles! 😂 Laughed alone at that. 😆 And that the entrance with the startled "fight mode" reaction to us. PERFECT. Also, love how you pronounce "Chicken" as "Chimp-kins". Such genius. These videos kill me. And love the ASMR triggers as well. Thx, Amy!
@brook8897
@brook8897 2 жыл бұрын
Yooo just got yelled at and called disgusting by my mom for my room being dirty and I come on here to try to calm down/not cry and this is one of the first recommendations. Seriously though helped me cheer up THANK YOU
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