Which SCP Object Class Are You? ASMR

[@doggowhoasked]

SCP XXXX - The Viewer. Object Class - Apollyon. The Viewer does not have a set look, or shape. They varies randomly, and is not known yet what is the factor. The viewer seems to be able to go into another dimension, where they can fast forward or rewind our universe. They also claim to be able to change “videos.” We believe they are referring to different timelines. The subject in question cannot be contained. It can always go to this other dimension, and just, rewind. They should be left to their own ammends. Just because we have classed them as Apollyon, does not mean that they will end the world. Containment class does not define the danger of the individual. The Viewer is not physically hostile in any way.

[@crylune]

>just because, does not mean Very clinical tone there lol

[@-y.I_pi]

SCP XXXX - Most of the time take a humanoid appearance, all tho is not know if it is. The SCP Exhibits different languages types, colors, personality's, shapes and sizes. All tho any personel who came in contact with the SCP can't remember the specific details of the entitie. The SCP Rarely interacts with the the personel of the Site [REDACTED]. And exhibits memory loss as it forget's every interaction with the personel. The SCP Doesn't exhibit any aggressivenes with the Class D personel or any other personel. If the SCP is in danger or it sense dangerous presence, will disappear. Presumably warping to another dimension.

[@manuelramirezwork]

Not physically hostile? What's that flag button over there

[@balloon_doggo]

We have recently found out there are billions of these "Viewers". We do not know where they come from, but they are here.

[@gelatopurple]

No, I'm always hostile

[@melonpulse4833]

SCP-8987, Dr Rift. Object class: Thaumiel Object description: SCP-8987 has the appearance of a man appearing to be in his late 40s. SCP-8987 currently uses the name Dr Rift, and works within the foundation. SCP-8987 's main purpose within the foundation is to sedate potentially dangerous anomalies, lulling them into a relaxed state. SCP-8987 has the anomalous ability to relax even the most aggressive entities in an instant using his voice. This has proven useful in determining the class of dangerous anomalies and containment.

[@ethanwilson9676]

Late 40's??? Nah early 2000000's what u on about

[@caleighbocrie577]

Perhaps he was originally located after reports of a “miracle doctor” who owned a sleep clinic. When patients would arrive to the clinic in order to find out why they couldn’t sleep well or at all, they would leave a whole week later after being lulled to an incredibly deep sleep. When these patients of his would return home and try to fall asleep, miraculously, they would sleep better than they had in years and on a consistent basis. It was as if their insomnia was cured from one sleep study. This was especially peculiar to the Foundation as sleep clinics don’t make attempts to heal a patient’s insomnia in office… they study it. The SCP Foundation sent agents to contain Dr. Rift with an emphasis on speed. However, after some new information on Dr. Rift’s response to immediate danger, they sent an updated command. Now with a heavy emphasis on a peaceful containment. However, the SCP agents that arrived did not receive the updated command and attempted a swift, aggressive containment. Dr. Rift disappeared and the agents were found to be comatose. With those agents, there was a note saying: Quid Pro Quo. After Dr. Rift was discovered again, the SCP Foundation became in contact with him. They gave him an official position within the SCP Foundation in exchange for his willing containment. He’s quite happy with his role within the Foundation, because to him, the purpose of anomalies is the most important thing to discover and he felt as though that had been discovered for himself. Past that, he is especially content with his containment after a particular test was performed on him. Dr. Rift actually has terrible insomnia and has been struggling with sleep ever since he could remember. However, when scientists at the Foundation placed headphones attached to a microphone… things changed. He sat in front of a D-Class and was instructed to speak into the microphone with the intention of putting the D-Class into a comatose state. After the test was done, the D-Class was in a coma while Dr. Rift was sound asleep. From then on, he would never go to bed without listening to one of the many tapes he has recorded. The Foundation allows him to keep these tapes, but they are only accessible to him via a biolocking containment system. Essentially meaning that he alone can access the tapes. The tapes also communicate to security personnel as to where in Dr. Rift’s room the tapes are. The Foundation explained to Dr. Rift that if even one tape leaves his room, then all of his tapes will be destroyed. He has no intention of taking a tape with him other than to take a nap in the break room, but he was willing to sacrifice his midday nap for a full 8 every night.

[@caleighbocrie577]

Thanks to those who read and liked my report on the backstory of Dr. Rift ❤️

[@iateyourbread]

@@ethanwilson9676 haha lol yea

[@IStoleUrToast-v69]

i must say you should add this to the scp foundation wiki

[@nofckinway4743]

I like it when he raises his left eyebrow. It is so perfectly tilted, that an imaginary skateboard could ride down it with ease. Such a parable, such an arc.

[@mayapapaya5585]

What a beautiful poetic description of a man's eyebrow

[@BundeeBurger]

This description was perfectly formed about such an immaculate eyebrow

[@courier6640]

No fckin way...

[@aguyonyt1]

parabolic perfection

[@RitardandoTheMailman]

What a quaint concept.

[@MrSockZa1st]

Safe Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat. Euclid Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes. As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own. Keter Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain. Thaumiel Thaumiel-class SCPs are anomalies that the Foundation specifically uses to contain other SCPs. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council. Neutralized Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled. Apollyon Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with. Archon Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable-the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment. Non-Standard Object Classes The following Object Classes are sub-classes that supplement the object's primary (or former) classification. Explained Explained SCPs are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly. Pending SCP articles that have not yet been assigned an object class may be labelled as Pending. This is used to indicate that the Foundation is actively researching the anomaly, but doesn't have enough information yet to give it an object class. This is a deliberate decision to emphasise that a story is ongoing, and isn't the same as the author not knowing which object class to assign! Esoteric/Narrative Classes Esoteric Object Classes, also occasionally referred to as Narrative classes, are Object classes that do not fall into any of the above sections. They are generally only used once and are created to further the narrative in a particular SCP. It is highly recommended that SCPs use one of the standard Object Classes listed here. While some authors choose to introduce exceptions to these rules, they are only very rarely done and need to justify their existence and placement. Many site members will downvote for non-standard Object Classes if used without merit. For a comprehensive list of Esoteric Object Classes and the articles that use them, click here. Decommissioned Decommissioned SCPs are an Object Class that was used by senior staff in the past to not only delete unwanted articles but place them in a sort of "Wall of Shame" to serve as examples of what not to do. This Object Class is not used anymore. Decommissioning articles is not done anymore, partly because such heavy-handed edits by SCP staff are no longer allowed and partly because decommissioning ended up backfiring. See the History of the Universe Hub for more historical information about Decommissioned SCPs and their usage in the past. Object Class FAQ What is the Locked Box Test? The Locked Box Test is an informal guideline used to determine an object's most appropriate Object Class. It goes like this: If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter. If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel. If you can't fit it in a box and it's about to end the world, then it's probably Apollyon. If you could have locked it in a box but chose not to, then it's probably Archon. Note that as a special consideration, something that is autonomous, alive, and/or sapient is almost always at least Euclid-class. That is, if you lock a living thing in a box and forget about it, it will eventually suffocate or starve to death, and that's not a good outcome. Something that is intelligent could also end up being smart enough to outwit its containment procedures and/or stop cooperating with the Foundation's attempts to contain it, making it more dangerous than it otherwise might be. What if I find an SCP that is the wrong Object Class? The Object Classes are intentionally left vague as to not limit the author's creative freedom; a rigid, defined system of classes might hinder an author's ability to write the way they would want to, and as such multiple proposals to create better-defined systems in the past have been turned down by SCP Wiki staff. If you find an SCP article that you feel might be inappropriately classified, feel free to raise discussion on the topic and see what other community members think. If the explanation is not to your satisfaction, then feel free to express your opinion on the matter and vote accordingly on the page. If an SCP is very dangerous should its Object Class be higher? No, danger does not really affect an SCP's Object Class. As has been reiterated several times above this, an item's Object Class is more based on the difficulty of containment rather than the danger it otherwise poses. For example, a button that can destroy the entire universe when it's pressed would be safe, whereas a cat who randomly switches places with another cat anywhere on earth would be considered Keter.

[@ipadtextnow5451]

Thank you for the information your really smart thank you

[@numberonetetofan]

this deserves so many more likes

[@pwrgen]

@@numberonetetofan this is a copy-paste from a different website wdym in deserves more likes

[@PerimeterSnipes]

bro it must've taken so much work to do ctrl+c and ctrl+v

[@numberonetetofan]

@@pwrgen because it’s information that i enjoyed reading? without having to leave yt to go look something up?

[@thorrogers541]

Doctor Rift has the anomalous ability to put all the scp's that he visits to sleep. this has proven to be extremely useful to the foundation, which is why they moved him out of containment and to become a doctor once he showed he was willing to join the foundation.

[@paradoxical_anomaly]

What would happen if he was put in a room with dr.bright then? Because dr.bright is technically an Scp so would it work on him?

[@einmensch9651]

Guess he's thaumiel then

[@kassa5902]

@@paradoxical_anomaly why wouldnt it work on him? also he is not classified as an scp by the foundation.

[@Ratch3et]

@@kassa5902 but his medallion is and he is the medallion so it might work or most likely would

[@alfieogden]

Good luck with 682

[@deppygcreations784]

I love how this guy casually drinking radiation is telling me I'm an anomaly

[@thenonfurry]

yea

[@Bananabanana347]

Well…there’s us casually drinking acids and poison in the form of coffee and soda

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Anomalies are known for working at the Foundation. Like bright or bobo

[@ditzyrose700]

Takes one to know one?

[@Frozenflame006]

I love how sometimes ASMR like these "get" you. Here I was, listening to this in the background while I did other things (gotta keep up with the Rift-verse after all), and at 46:00 ER: "Exterminate. Exterminate." Me: *drawn back in and looks to video* "What, am I a Dalek?" ER: "Did I detect some slight movement there?" Me: *sweats*

[@elizabethmartin3831]

Same lmao! I thought I was alone 😂

[@thorrogers541]

You always love to see a good doctor who reference outside the UK lol

[@maquinaaristocrata9327]

Ya Same

[@venomessknight1250]

Yeah me to!!

[@jaceyacfalle6111]

Bruh same

[@sneakyreads]

For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

[@beidou2241]

The SCP seem to be acting in a very violent manner

[@_goblinspit_]

@@beidou2241 i adore these two comments together so much

[@turtle5087]

PFF💀

[@Your_Daily_Serotonin]

That sounds like something a SCP would say! -Bob

[@mtfalpha-1.629]

Well I and Bob think othewise

[@Ajinic]

I like the SCP ones. I don't know basically anything about the SCP universe, but being examined like a potentially dangerous thing feels exciting

[@HorizonStronghold]

It’s vast, existentialist, and often contradictory, but oh so intriguing.

[@tis.giorno]

Same, i can never understand anything about it and i get very lost in creepypastas, but this kind of asmr is so cool

[@Тотсамый-х1ж8з]

wonder if your still active, but it's cool to enjoy "interacting" with things you know nothing about. I'm sure it is

[@a.g.2562]

THATS THE FEELING I AM SEARCHING!

[@Br0ck3nRealities]

​@@HorizonStronghold Always remember, there is no central SCP cannon, and there is no Antimemetics Division

[@GrayVMhan]

I just realized you've been doing this for like ten years, found this channel when I was 15 and I'll be turning 25 in a couple of months. Thanks for bring a stable source of relaxation and inspiration through the tail end of my youth!

[@mewhen785]

Happy early birthday!

[@themagiccookie2614]

Let's make this a happy early birthday chain until his birthday comes! uwu

[@el-oq7he]

happy birthday!

[@RoninGaming6602]

Happy birthday!

[@soulangela7154]

Maybe it's your birthday by now, happy birthday!

[@bethtapen3149]

I've had the "What Kind of SCP are you?" basically on repeat for the last few weeks (and it's been one of my favorites since it came out) so this is just perfect! Great video as always!

[@kylerwright3341]

Literally same

[@soontobebard]

@@FylixAerou k Tly

[@bethtapen3149]

@@FylixAerou Same! From that video, I've now gotten into his Arkam series as well as a few others that he does and Rift is my go-to asmr now

[@MrMagic-ov9sk]

I used to watch that video all the time, it's so good.

[@Just_Another_Femboy]

Me too man

[@damnation6713]

Man, I hope the SCP series comes back at one point. It doesn't necessarily need to be ASMR at this point, I'm genuinely interested in where this goes.

[@gigantmuwe8762]

sadly nothing yet

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

“50% radioactive isotopes” Essentially, nuclear powered humans Also, he got a microphone upgrade. Rift sounds even better than I remember!

[@prettyblaq7574]

He does sound so good, right?

[@DeezNuts-by1jk]

Apart from the fact that his DNA is being slowly destroyed, damaging all the living cells in his body and letting radioactive isotopes digest and irradiate in his stomach for years. I’d say it makes a fine way to get up in the morning.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@DeezNuts-by1jk Thanks, Deez Nuts. Very cool.

[@sunny_side_up_music]

"A 60 degree angle! Unthinkable! UnSPEAKable! The implications this might have on our world!" I have never giggled so hard at an ASMR video, thank you for this 😂

[@MemeBee.]

Timestamp?

[@optimisticxl]

30:34

[@couldbeahuman8079]

I love how this guy can make asmr so interesting while being so calming and relaxing. All of the gimmicks he does are very unique and fun, for sure my favorite asmrist

[@jackcrowley2640]

The black mics on the black background is just *chefs kiss*

[@morepain9337]

i misread that as arsonist-

[@dustincrutcher7856]

@@morepain9337 b

[@benzinc582]

@@morepain9337 next video, “Burning Down An Orphanage ASMR.”

[@couldbeahuman8079]

@@benzinc582 for sure

[@michii-]

I would like to consider myself 'Not Cow'. That aside, the time and effort put into these videos is phenomenal

[@saturnd2102]

that an amy kay reference?

[@michii-]

@@saturnd2102 yup. Not Cow would definitely be an SCP

[@saturnd2102]

@@michii- most definitely and SCP, awesome to meet another amy kay fan

[@OrphanedBee]

So you're a chicken then? 🤔

[@michii-]

@@OrphanedBee some assume that I'm a depressed chicken

[@HA11EYS_COM3T]

About the radioactive tea, don't forget about the minor permanent non-physical brain damage.

[@SylverScourge]

And the bone decaying, that one is a big one

[@oreoyin-yan8414]

And cancer, I have heard that exposure to some levels of radiation are linked to cancer

[@oreoyin-yan8414]

@the man =_= you sure?

[@oreoyin-yan8414]

@the man XD BRUH

[@fearful_light176]

That's crazy *falls on the floor and litterally fucking dies of radiation poisoning*

[@Eddo15878]

I’m so glad you interpreted safe as being easy to contain and not harmless. It’s a very common mistake

[@JackSzunyogHarrison]

The Epheremal Rift channel was the first ASMR channel i found. And so far its my favorite one! I am watching another ASMR youtubers, but You, You Rift are the best!

[@charliezw3287]

Rift is the best!

[@zeebooboo9663]

He's the only one I watch other than Elk ASMR. Which is just drawing sounds.

[@barackobama5869]

Same

[@Bane-e2m]

this man is THE asmrist, he is above all

[@quirkytomatoboy6136]

Same it was video he put pins in the microphone

[@BeholdDog5341]

I gotta say, I love ASMR that tells a story. It takes talent not only to do ASMR, but to also act out and narrate a story.

[@PERJHITHEOG]

And I’m my opinion his acting voice is better than his normal voice in ways of going to sleep idk but it works better for me

[@tanker_cheese57]

Safe: touch no bad Euclid: touch maybe bad Keter: touch bad Thaumiel: keep other thing locked Neutralized: dead Apollyon: touch end world Archon: no keep maybe end world

[@morepain9337]

Safe: no die Euclid: perhaps die Keter: die Thaumiel: prevent die Neutralized: ded Apollyon: *OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!* Archon: perhaps

[@vp1011]

@the man thaumiel: the one doing the touching

[@theunknownone2331]

Nope. Object classes aren’t based on danger, but how difficult they are to contain.

[@CooperWard-yb8cv]

​@@vp1011you

[@CryptidLouise972]

@@theunknownone2331yeah but in most cases, the difficulty to contain them also goes hand in hand with how dangerous\deadly they are 😅

[@damnation6713]

When you wanna go to sleep because it's great ASMR but you wanna stay awake for the lore.

[@SnowLily123]

18:37 “Anything you need, just ask and we’ll take care of you.” Me: “Can I go home?” The foundation: *”Anything except for that.”*

[@fibble4946]

Bob: There are three ruls. Cant wish for no foundation, another scp 999 and to make scp 096 a monkey Scp XXXX: let me go home Bob: there are four rules

[@MetalTree210]

why is no turning 096 into a monkey? HOW MANY TIME HAS IT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS FIBBLE4946 WHERE ARE THEY?

[@negligent2965]

ER, you are honestly THE most creative ASMRtist bar none. It's honestly amazing that you can come up with these interesting (and sometimes strange lol) concepts and make them into ASMR.

[@dedowo4036]

That face when he looks through the magnified glass is just perfect... Edit: OK so after not falling asleep while watching this I now know that he makes these goofy faces throughout the video. Edit: so many timestamps...

[@symouth5762]

Timestamp?

[@LittleShayman]

@@symouth5762 21:31

[@Windcent]

1:08:30

[@whyiwakeup6460]

at around 36:30

[@playboycartea]

1:14:21

[@madhatter294]

"Jeff, for the last time, I'm not and SCP, I'm your wife and you need to stop drinking"

[@spentallmycash3b]

bahahahaha

[@Cipherisgod]

That's really funny

[@SkyeBunny3]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrfrivolusfr8482]

I really appreciate you keeping us anxiety free and rested all these years rift. Thanks for all the videos. Happy fathers day!

[@Lady_Elva]

I don't know why, but the wide eyes/bug eyes/crazy eyes made me laugh so hard I about fell out of my chair. Thank you for both the relaxing session and the laughs, I really needed it today

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

He got me when he pulled out the comically large magnifying glass lmao i giggled for a minute

[@Amadeus55555]

I’m not sure why, but Rift is basically the only ASMRtist that I enjoy. I am thankful for the vid, and only ask for more!

[@yeetman8541]

SCP-6265 nicknames Dr. Rift or D.Rift by staff is a Keter/Archon class anomalous entity resembling that of a human male, who during the day exhibits no anomalous properties but upon nightfall leaves any containment through [REDACTED] methods and exhibits many anomalous traits such as pulling apart the “fabric of reality” and [REDACTED]. SCP-6265 shows no signs of aggression and actively helps personnel and other SCPs sleep, even against their own will through anomalous means. SCP-6265 has been permitted to wander site [REDACTED] and claim to be a doctor after Dr. [EXPUNGED] deemed SCP-6265 “more of a hassle to contain than necessary.”

[@morganjoel6229]

His commitment to his craft inspires me greatly.

[@Something_serious...]

Yes

[@sky-h08]

Love these so much, I've always been interested in SCP stuff but there was always so much to sort through online it was overwhelming. ER's taught me more with each video than all the years of idly checking the wiki has, and i couldnt be more grateful!!

[@jackiereynolds2888]

It is not enough to possess the best set with the very best sound system, - or even whisper at least as well as everyone else. The most important feature is your delivery. A sluggish and every calm overall demeanor, how you do enunciate what you do say to your people, your specific preformance in-line with your theme, and even every single movement and gesticulation that you make, - I really believe that it amounts to all of these little things that truly make up the superior artist. And 'Ephemeral Rift' is very good at doing just-this.

[@mayapapaya5585]

I like your poem.

[@StelltheBear]

@@mayapapaya5585 yeah This one’s Pretty good Too

[@thenonfurry]

how is this not pinned

[@josheyboss591r6]

You’re abstractness and creativity that goes into these vids always astonishes me whenever u post

[@Flopper823]

Template for custom SCP's SCP XXXX [Insert name for your SCP] | Object class: [Insert the class of your choice] [Write a document in this texts place describing the SCP's actions and appearance]

[@steveoku7047]

Him: "ah yes nothing like standing face to face with an SCP that i know nothing about and could potentially be apollyon class" *sips Coffee*

[@rostpivniuk]

and saying trigger words that might potencially turn the whole planet into a massive fireball

[@joshgardner4996]

I've been waiting for this! The "What kind of SCP are you?" video is one of my favorites. Super excited to listen to this tonight.

[@6PinkRabbits]

The SCP series is my favorite, it's the perfect mix of creepy and relaxing. So happy about a new episode!!

[@Rayle1993]

At first, I thought SCP ASMR sounded silly, so I clicked it expecting it to not be that great. Boy was I wrong! Both this and the "What SCP are you" have become go-to's for sleep and I'm glad I clicked it or I would have never found your channel! I've been listening to a lot of these and I gotta say I love what you do. You come up with so many interesting and downright strange themes for ASMR videos and they're all a joy to watch/listen to. They're a breath of fresh air compared to the standard ASMR fare. Thank you for the content you produce and I look forward to even more uploads in the future :) you've quickly become one of my favorite ASMRtists

[@SevenOne_71]

I honestly have no idea how ER does it. He can make me sleep with anything. Even the Podcast which isnt ASMR! And yet the videos arent just like boring me to sleep. They're all interesting and fun! I actually know what the different SCP classes mean now.

[@Max_6200]

You have developed quite a reflex of falling asleep upon hearing his voice, it doesn't even have to be asmr Sounds cool, maybe I should try to listen to Rift's podcasts as well :)

[@ZombieBoy225]

wasn't expecting another scp video from ER but i'm so glad that he decided to make another one, amazing video as usual rift.

[@SnowedBear]

ive been using this video to sleep for 6 months now and it still makes me sleep perfectly, thank you ephemeral rift.

[@joliecravy5513]

Other ASMRtists: HIDE THE MICS AT ALL COST Uncle Rift: you just have very big ears.

[@destiny_5540]

Well it makes sense for them to visible in this case because the scp foundation would most likely record the audio and video

[@rodysoup]

this is my favorite asmr video of all time i love the way of instead of going "oh ur a safe harmless humanoid thing" you gave the pov character and more than that and i love it!!!! theres not many vids like this :[ so i just keep coming back! XD genuinely love your content!!!

[@Nathan55411]

The fact that we responded to the word exterminate made me think we were a Dalek punished by the timelords or something. Also I love the exaggerated expressions Rift was doing this video

[@Lunarhowlz377]

I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU I WILL NOW WATCH THROUGH THIS PERSPECTIVE FOREVER

[@alternativeghosty]

Oh forsure rift is a timelord

[@josecastellanosargueta7370]

bro I felt stalked

[@Divinity_The_Devil]

If I may ask, what’s a Dalek? I looked it up but I’m not sure if the result I got is what your referring to.

[@rachelj8739]

@@Divinity_The_Devil dr who dalek; robot things that wanna exterminate others

[@GrimDarkHalfOff]

These videos always come right when I’ve finished some intense labor or need to sleep. Thank you!

[@finncc]

I'll 9 O I'll I'll LL LL 9 I'll look I'll LL 9 I'll LL LL LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

[@hotbeekslab]

I don't know how you do it but your humor always gets me, ever single joke/possible funny moment always hits right home with me. Always love the videos you do amazing work!

[@therealgr1ff]

Ever since the “What kind of SCP are you?” video I’ve been waiting to see if he would make another one of these 😁

[@VoodooBrew]

Sir the entire video I was thinking, "oh hey he sounds like he's vaguely describing my race of creatures I made, must be a coincidink" then you got to the part of manifesting something that looks like it's out of this world and starlike and I flipped, the races name are "the stars" who are best described as inter-dimensional goo people who are very angular when they take up a form.

[@Muckle-y3w]

Happy fathers day!! You do kinda act like a fun dad, I'm how you would do this but a dungeon and dragon RP or something like that would be fun. Such as setting up a character sheet!

[@Muckle-y3w]

Not sure**

[@bronycrafter1526]

Like what he did with the skyrim character creator? That would be neat, like a short explanation of each race, and the classes you can be, and the stats you get and how they change how you play

[@someusername6552]

What's funny about this is that voice does sound like what chamomile tea can do to you. It contains a chemical called apigenin, which is like a weak sedative. In small doses, it's fine, but in large doses it can induce tiredness. Dude's just been drinking A LOT of that tea.

[@zerdaloo]

**face peeling off and bleeding out of my eyes** aah yes, I feel so invigorated

[@CoyLothrop]

I’ve watched a ton of ASMR, and this one, hands down, is one of the very best, most creative, and cleverly constructed. Subscription won.

[@4Four_Studios]

How the HECK has it been 2 years since this released? I remember seeing it pop up in my subscriptions feed.

[@angelcruz4870]

*Chill Special Containment Procedures ASMR to Sleep and Get Contained to*

[@krishy1236]

Rifts passion for his work says it all. Incredible ASMR artist , look at his acting skills, Graceful execution, the ambience, the script, the way he propels the mood of listener no matter what state he is in, he just go to sleep.I am about to sleep 😊 Thank you ER. Love you ❤

[@CloudySkiesEdits]

Dang, he be concentrated with that drawing in a concerning but hilarious way. It’s the new official way of close up drawing

[@rhnem]

I was just re-watching your series on bloodborne (loved it) and a new video comes out! Let's go, keep it up ER

[@limpwrist3592]

I love the thought of the foundation being sponsored by Expo markers in some realities

[@AshtonIsExisting]

I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH DR T, THEN YOU RELEASED A NEW VIDEO SO IM HERE! :D (I’m so glad you’re still doing SCP stuff!)

[@maleforthedragon5177]

The box analogy being mentioned for most of the SCPs gives me massive tingles for some reason.

[@Silverritter]

Back with scp asmr. Love it!

[@uh-oh-spaghettios]

As someone who has a love for the SCP community, and has terrible insomnia (it’s literally 2AM as I’m watching this), I see this as an absolute win. 😋😋🍭

[@logangant7732]

I imagine I’m a simple rubber duck in box being heavily sructinized by ER

[@Deimos._.18]

Dear... god I can see that

[@jillreyerma7592]

Honestly there could be an SCP like that. It would fit right in.

[@riddlesofthepast]

it's so good that you keep gracing the asmr community with your creative work. thank you very much! never stop

[@justsomeguywithamustache1709]

I love that he did another SCP examination vid! The first one was amazing and so is this one!

[@therealmothman9386]

I've been watching your videos for a while now and i would just like to say that your videos are one of the only things that helps my tourettes. When they get really bad i just watch your videos and i can calm down, thank you x

[@Definesleep938]

You will always be remembered as a Legend in the asmr community. Thank you for so many nights of sleep.

[@InstantRamenNo0dles123]

Dude I'm not capping this is the best asmr ive EVER experience

[@jayfischer6479]

I wish there was a sequel to this, just as an SCP number is assigned with classification, a sequel would be great, I love these SCP role-playing games in the amsr style

[@EphemeralRift]

Hmm.....

[@ConspicuousCrow]

I love the longer videos, its like a challange Ill put it on, lay down and get comfortable and see how long i can last, if i ever make it to the end of the video i move onto the next one

[@andrewhaseth6303]

The greatest series yet, watching for the plot over the relaxation

[@milesb2315]

Had my eyes closed and opened them at 36:18, was most definitely startled

[@ooomph9602]

Same

[@UrLocalAquariuss]

SCP- 52936: The water serpent. Class: Euclid Behavior: 52936 rarely speaks to others and instead often uses pictures to communicate. They tend to be shy specifically around things smaller than it. They tend to snarl or get hostile around animal like critters. They are very sensitive to touch and tend to flinch. They have a calming aura and are comforting to be around. Containment procedures: 52936 must be kept in a cell with any body of water, or else it will dry out. 52936 tends to absorb water quite fast through it’s skin, so it is mandatory that water is refilled once a day. Temperature in the room must be at least 80° Fahrenheit or else 52936 will act quite odd, such as pupils changing to different shapes, discoloration of the body or unusual scenarios where 52936 will refuse to look at anything except the ground. Description. 52936 appears mostly as a feminine humanoid dragon. They have long blue and white horns and a tail reaching lengths of up to 6 ft. Their skin is pearly white. They have long, flowing blue hair and sky blue eyes. The have patches of blue all over their body. On rare occasions, their skin turns silver and instead of blue there are various colors. Usually pastel. Their wings are wide and leathery. Their wingspan is about 12 ft. They have long, sharp talons that can cut through any substance imaginable. Their height is about 7’2, but they can adjust their height to their liking. When talking, their voice is often reported as “Raspy, but bold.” Their ears are long and pointy, like an elf’s. Their teeth are like a shark’s. They show no signs of gills, yet can breathe underwater just fine. Their head can easily detach from their body, along with other various parts that they can detach. They have small creatures that rest in a small pouch slung around her body. Attempted confiscation of the pouch is not possible. 52936 tends to get very aggressive if the small creatures or pouch is touched or harmed in any way. The creatures tend to look somewhat like small bunnies. They vary in shape, color, and physical features. Diet: Their diet usually consists of some meat such as beef, chicken, or fish. They will sometimes eat plants too. They HATE spices and herbs like pepper or paprika, but take any others just fine.

[@sonoftheempire5015]

I am so glad I randomly stumbled across this video. Like, I always found whispering a bit uncomfortable and visual triggers never did anything for me up until now, but THIS. Your voice is so pleasant, the roleplaying so good and the topic so specific, it's fantastic. I'm lightheaded from all the tingles and I can't wait to watch more of your stuff ^^

[@YeetwithSwag]

Welcome, please stay awhile

[@sonoftheempire5015]

Thanks, I'll happily do so. The tingles here are supreme ^^

[@chainsaw-lover]

Thanks for this, I love these styles of videos, mainly because they entertain and calm, but I especially love this one because I know and am very invested in everything revolving around SCPs. Thanks again.

[@thegothaunt]

This SCP video must be a keeper because I've been watching it for so many days now. I keep falling asleep during Archon discussion and then have to try again the next night from that point but then I fall asleep so quickly as well. I don't have time to watch during the daylight hours...😂😂 Love your videos! You are such a creative and calming soul. 💜

[@DoomSlayer_12345]

In the trigger words there should have been worcestershire sauce

[@cobalttheprotogen312]

I really wanna see a video of him doing something like "reading a book about schizophrenia ASMR" or something like that but he's actually sitting in the corner of the room in front of a wall flipping through and reading a book that isn't there

[@DerfyRed]

If we are SCP-???? then it’s safe to assume class Euclid is where we would end up, a humanoid fully contained by Doctor Rift.

[@LET_US_SKIP_CUTSCENE]

Doctor bright I understand you still want to test "doctor rift" but please stop adding psychedelics into his coffee because he is now claiming that my child and "the listener" became godlike beings that made him believe in a cult for 1 minute.

[@Thatartweirdo]

...Gimmie ONE good reason why I should stop, I'm having fun!!! -Jack

[@LET_US_SKIP_CUTSCENE]

​@@Thatartweirdo I will send you an image of 096.

[@Yugenai]

I've been watching the other scp videos for 2 months now I'm so happy to see a new scp video!

[@markusheimerl8735]

I just love you. I dont even watch your videos for sleep, I watch them when I want to enjoy art.

[@Baronsveil]

You should definitely do a Warhammer 40k guardsman roleplay next. That'd be quite interesting.

[@heelpersell]

Never lasts longer than 15 minutes

[@user-bo1ue1ur3t]

I truly have not heard much of this one because of how quickly it puts me to sleep. Very well done.

[@houki3256]

Imagine if every single object was an scp, and they just have very specific coordinates that it needs to be in to use the anomalous quality, like every pen blew up if you used it in the wrong exact point in space

[@Sewer_rat2890]

SCP-3046 Object class: safe Object description: SCP-3046 is said to not be hostile unless uncomfortable SCP-3046 has been said to love being whispered too and is to be kept in a dark, cold, 20 by 28 feet room with an mobile phone and blanket in the room at all cost. SCP-3046 will only speak with a few of the foundation members that it is close to SCP-3046 will act out erratically if the room is to hot or it is too bright SCP-3046 is said to ramble on and on for hours without stopping to it's favorite foundation members. SCP-3046 is said to love music and if interrupted while listening to music will refuse any test or medical attention from the person stoped who it. SCP-3046 is said to be able to understand human emotion and are also said to be easier to work with do to their calm nature. SCP-3046 loves hugs and will not let you leave its containment room until a hug is given. SCP-3046 is cold to the touch at all times and is more active at night and is aloud out of cell at night to rome the halls as it pleases.

[@TheDoctor906]

I love the SCP Foundation videos.

[@GH0STG00SE]

As one who is imagining themself as a hand-knitted doll [Based off an OC], i am happy to be called a friend. Im also very concerned by the fact that anomalies have trigger words like "fuzzy" and "warm"

[@mooriecesalty]

"Determine what kind of anomaly you are..." I bite and steal shiny things. Keep your hands to yourself and you get to keep them. I will, however, be taking that pen. It looks pretty.

[@TDMSpeedrunning]

A very subtle Doctor Who reference (not sure if it was intentional) but when he said “Exterminate” and he noticed the SCP moving… this is in reference to the Daleks. Very clever, I love the channel and I’ve supported you for years ❤

[@Speed-TV]

Imagine a keter class SCP just screeching and trying to kill everyone while this guy tried slowly whispering to it

[@Kimthulu]

Wasn't expecting a positive affirmation ASMR when I clicked on this, but here we are.

[@thenonfurry]

wh

[@venomessknight1250]

Did anyone else make a character out of this video? because I did! If you want to read about it, it will be written below. Ms. Rose, as this anomaly prefers to be called, is a vaguely humanoid mass of black void and "soul dust" with a white rose that seems to be made of stars on the left side of their head. Ms. Rose is completely harmless and will not attack, but if she is touched by a scared or angry person, she will destory them on a molecular level. Ms. Rose, if this happens, will show much regret and then somehow take a powdery substance from the air and turn it into a rose. This rose will soon infuse itself. Leaving the room and/or the surrounding area untouched. This anomaly has a liking for animals and will most of the time, if not always, put them to sleep and then heal any injuries sustained in the past 42 hours. Ms. Rose will not do this for any human. Ms. Rose will instead use mind control on any human that has something she wishes to have if she cannot speak at that time. We have determined that Ms. Rose needs one instance of Scp-4797 to function and communicate normally. Ms. Rose has not decided to remove the brain but has only requested that the people doing the surgery wear protective matrail in case they ever become agitated in the process. Ms. Rose only speaks to one person at a time and cannot be recorded unless they say they wish to. Ms. Rose is known to be very angry about the recording of equitation if they have not given permission. When Ms. Rose is sitting and someone enters the room, they will first wait to be addressed; if not, they will start the conversation with the following sentence: "Hello [name], how are you today?" Ms. Rose will then start to have a full conversation before asking for rose or lemon tea. Foudation Persolenl has not given tea to Ms. Rose Quiet yet. Ms. Rose appears "everywhere and nowhere" and can move faster than the human eye can see. Ms. Rose is being held at [] currently and has made friends with a D-class. Netheir seem agitated when taken from each other instead departing like old freinds . The D-class' mental issues have departed over the time spent with Ms. Rose. Further testing must be done. (sorry if it sounds weird it is a draft)

[@jahoot5545]

Dang that’s awesome

[@Morswin1]

Cringe

[@jahoot5545]

@@Morswin1 why are you here if your not gonna be positive

[@scottpadgett6663]

Oh my god. I've Been begging for the SCP series to continue. Thank you ER

[@deividasnamajunas2058]

Thank you S.C.P foundation for a relaxing time that you provide at sundays.

[@linkfiedproductions2246]

Personnel Dr. Rift has proved a vital additional to our arsenal. He can put any SCP to sleep including SCP-106, widely believed to be one of the strongest SCP’s in existence.

[@gplay6698]

From time to time,i try to find some other asmr artist who is good with loudness and choice of triggers,i think that those things are very important as well as having a nice and easy tempo of sounds,having little pauses every now and then,and i have a conclusion: Uncle E is ASMR God,has all those things

[@lycheemyusic]

this has been the best asmr experience ive had in a WHILE. amazing!!!

[@Eidam1]

I slowly closed my eyes for a while but when I opened them again the look on your face (36:21) scared me so much