ASMR - Awkwardly Fixatin.. I mean Fixing You - You are the wall

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[@JodieMarieASMR]

Check out the sequel Black Country Girl Bangs You Hard kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZzdkn-Dop6jl8U Leave me a comment of your favourite quote from this! Thank you so much for watching I hope you enjoyed it!

[@ASMRMusings]

"Don't crumble now; we're almost there." "Touching your hard brick-- I mean, solid brick". Omg, there ARE so many innuendos here. Really needs to be watched more than once. 😆

[@luismoreira1968]

Hello, how are you today? Love your videos.

[@rogeriofarias1026]

😘🍾🥂💝💝💝💝💝💝🍾🥂💝👍

[@flewdacoope3033]

Hope you're okay, hun. 💙

[@MidnightAX]

Born too late to explore the world. Born too soon to travel the stars. Born just in time to roleplay as a wall.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣

[@Videoswithsoarin]

amen brother

[@redbeard9996]

Wow even a broken wall gets more looks than me🤣. Great video. Very unique and well done.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you ☺️🤗

[@TopNotchMuzique]

Same. That's how I KNOW it's realistic 🤣🤣

[@matty420_]

Love this video Jodie! So funny, you really nailed it. This is your best awkward video yet and thank so much you for premiering this too. The chat was hilarious

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 thank you. It was a hell of a lot of fun!

[@delkashnoct]

“You do look better in the low light…” 🤣🤣🤣 That was great Jodie. Loves this. 🤗

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Glad you enjoyed it thank you so much for watching

[@delkashnoct]

@@JodieMarieASMR You are most welcome Jodie! 🤗

[@KenY2KenTV]

I've never been a wall before, and now I don't think I can look at my walls in the same way ever again! 😳 Great job, Jodie

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

Jodie, watching your videos is always an innovative, really cool and super relaxing experience! I love your amazing and unique way of making asmr! ❤❤❤❤

[@YolomaASMR]

« I’ve never been so close to a vulnerable wall before » … then why the hell did they call YOU to fix me ??? Where are the professionals ??? 🤣

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣👏 YOLOMA WHAT A GREAT COMMENT 😆

[@user-cx9jk6dt8b]

It's a rental

[@brianb409]

Are you kidding me Jodie? This has to be one of my favorite videos 📹. At first I didn't know whether to start tearing up or then start chuckling!! 😪🤣 You're inuindos just kept me wondering what you might say next 🤔 😜. Some of my favorites were, bodily fluids and go ahead and just let it go!! 😯😜 Jodie you're facial expressions were some of the best 👌 👍 😍. Absolutely brilliant! 💯 Jodie you are just the cutest and most adorable woman in Asmr!! 😍 If I were you're wall I definitely would have been cracking up! 🤣🤣 Again fantastic video Jodie!! Take care and have a wonderful evening 😊. 💗💗🥰🥰

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏 glad you enjoyed it

[@friedrice4514]

I found your channel from mellowmaddy asmr fishbowl collab and you are so great! I wasn't expecting a layered sound and I'm really excited for a full length video of it ❤️

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Aww wow thanks for heading over. Welcome to the madness

[@ASMRMusings]

5:48 "Nothing too much for a good ol' screw." I just about DIED watching this. Your STEAMIEST awkward role-play yet. You really went for it in this one. Omg. And I jotted some other quotes down but they're so racy; I don't know if KZbin comments are ready for it. And thank you for being gentle with us; we were very nervous at your 1:41 "crumbling touch". Hahaha. Thx for the laugh.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a funny person I am. So glad you liked jot them down on Patreon

[@ASMRMusings]

@@JodieMarieASMR I DID IT. $3/7 a month if people want to see my quote. 😆

[@xstorm_8_shadowx]

Your awkward videos are the best, you play the role so good.

[@irfanananto6784]

I really like your awkward videos Jodie 👍 they are so unique and i like the concept of the videos 😊 Keep it up!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much 🤗 Appreciate it

[@jimhoward3187]

Omg Jodie you have to be one of the most cutest asmrtest in the world love you and your videos so much your videos are so relaxing and soothing my lovely queen your soft voice is so mesmerizing ❤ 💖♥ 😍 💗 💕❤ 💖♥

[@owenanderson9624]

Jodie, you are always so wonderful and talented! This video made my day ❤🥰❤

[@beachboy2463]

Hey Jodie! It's always a delight tuning in to your live streams! 👸

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you ☺️

[@AnayASMR]

This was so entertaining ❤️ love your personality! x

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 thank you

[@TimberYeti1089]

Jodie, you are epic. Your face in this is so pure. They need to cast you in a movie. I love this so much. Thank you.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 thank you

[@rynhere75]

This situation reads like a final exam scenario created by a sadistic, theater professor: "Make a stunning ASMR experience out of wall repair. This assignment accounts for 80% of your grade, by the way. Begin." But all kidding aside, Jodie Marie's talent will carry her to success in anything she does. I'm just glad I get to catch glimpses of it, like this video. Thank you!

[@ZackyASMR]

I love your videos so much Jodie! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ceno10101]

Imagine company comes over while filming some of these. Friend: "uhh, is Jodie flirting with someone in the other room?" Husband: "nah, she is just making an ASMR video".

[@comidyseeker]

"Oh that? She's been talking to a wall for a while now. It's been something on her mind lately."

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JodieMarieASMR]

👏👏 imagine

[@smokerings9588]

This just goes to prove that everything you touch turns to gold. You're magic, Jodie. I almost wish I was that wall...

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂 thank you. But not quite

[@NGMonocrom]

_"You're crumbling under my touch."_ (So would quite a few of your subscribers.) 🥰 Not going to lie.... Kinda jealous of all the attention that wall is getting.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmadtharwat2670]

Thank you Jodie.! Your content helps me to overcome trauma

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🥲🤗 Glad I can help a bit

[@ahmadtharwat2670]

@@JodieMarieASMRyour style of clothing and asmr sounding are a little unique than other KZbin channels

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ahmadtharwat2670 That's kind of you to say ☺️

[@ahmadtharwat2670]

@@JodieMarieASMR definitely the ELF 🧝‍♂️ ears adds more uniqueness to your profile 😊

[@doggo8958]

11:36 😂 you should have said, "Don't crumb, don't crumb."

[@markeldridge7456]

crying cement, my whole sense of self has just dissolved... and i luv it

[@eren.w5597]

felt sad and relatable then got tingles and laughing

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤗

[@JenMistress]

Well, glad I didn't fall to pieces. 😉😂 Still, even though I enjoyed the whole thing, very relaxing, was thinking, not as awkward as I normally see in these ones. Then we got to, "Sorry, I was distracted." and I was like, ah, there it is. 😂🤣 But like I said, enjoyed the whole thing, good way to just lay back and relax. Thank you, Jodie.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you. It was more the innuendoes that were awkward 😳

[@kingleonidas2182]

Small detail but I feel like everyone wears a plaid shirt when doing home maintenance. Loved seeing it here too.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 Thanks I've had a comment or on that shirt on instagram about it looking like I'm about to do DIY so now I did

[@KingCharles25]

Lol all I can think about is the meme with the guy talking to the wall.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 what? I havent seen this?

[@asmrashe1545]

Thank you for fixing what's broken

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤗

[@TheDistur]

Thanks Jodie Marie! I am a wonderfully strong and healthy wall again!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤗

[@justingotherman5238]

I really enjoy the awkward videos that you put out. No one else does them like you.

[@lokidarkbeard2647]

Super close up. I love it. Also I'm used to being a wall, but not used to being fixated on.

[@Funky-monkey144]

Me: wakes up Jodie: releases a new video Me welp it's time to go to bed now

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤗🤣

[@jamesdice1163]

Favorite quote? This one is full of gems, but I almost shot coffee through my nose when you asked "How does it feel when I touch your hard brick?" 🤣 This whole video was very cute and tingly, but it was also full of comedy gold for sure. 😍🌹

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thanks glad you enjoyed it

[@kalidasryazan8633]

All the innuendos before and after, oddly... that one didn't even phase me until Jodie got that *look* that she gets, and started trying to fix it. It was all downhill from there...

[@jjones16]

After all your renovations, I'd have thought you'd be sick of walls by now Jodie...but no, maybe it's all you can think of these days 😂😂. Great vid!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂

[@comidyseeker]

Jodie: "I can see through your surface." Wall: "Jodie, I _am_ a surface." Jodie: "Let it go. You dont need to hang onto it anymore. Let it go." Wall: ". . . Is this building up into a 'Frozen' joke?" Jodie: "I'm nearly finished... _Screwing_ . Your holes are nearly all filled." Wall: "That's... Um... Flattering? Look, the only thing I want getting hung up on me are frames and other decorations." Jodie: "I think... I'll miss you..." Wall: "Speaking of paint; I dont think you're supposed to take the lid off already. Those fumes must be STRONG, because you've been hallucinating a conversation between you and I... I appreciate the company though."

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏

[@ironmonkey007]

I was so gullible, that I thought at first that the innuendo was unintentional. Great video!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣 some where tbh

[@gregdiiamond3899]

My favorite quote is: "nothing too much for a good old screw".lol I love your awkward videos.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤗 thank you and 🤭🤣

[@bobsnow6242]

Never thought I'd be jealous of a wall but here we are.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

You are the wall 🤭

[@SleepyCoveASMR]

Finally, I've always wanted to be a wall (This is funny as hell though wtf Jodie)

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 Thank you ☺️

[@purplecookissasmr3844]

AHHH LOVE THIS CONTENT ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@karstenmadsen7388]

This is one of your best And funniest video's. 🤣😆😁

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Haha thank you glad you enjoyed it 😄

[@TingleStormASMR]

"I'm proud of you for keeping yourself together despite the damage" I know there are so many gems here, but the language barreer doesn't make me completely understand everything, like the "old screw" one :) I loved everything though and you look so gorgeous

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Awww thank you so much 🤗🤗

[@Decimal_]

Mmmmh am enjoying this girl,keep up🥰

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thanks 🤗

[@protendi]

Some days I am weary traveler, other days I am best friend or small family pet. In some lives I have even been dead! But today, today I am House, wall in fact.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂

[@tuantakur48]

Good job Jodie, i love this awkward series more than other roleplay you have in this channel 👍 😂 👍

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you 🤗

[@YamaDrahma]

I like how you managed to take anxiety, make it cute and then monetise it. (:

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤗 Thanks

[@dale1978b]

Such concentration on a wall ❤

[@ChRis-38-]

It's difficult to closes my eyes for sleeping when watch you, you are so beautiful... 😻🤗🐈🤗😻

[@georgeprice6399]

Should make a series called Jodie the wall whisperer 😅🤣

[@c00chieCrisp]

Brings a whole new meaning to “If walls could talk” 😳

[@Videoswithsoarin]

except the wall doesn’t talk

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

you know when i originally read the title i saw it as "You are on the wall" and i was like "oh am i a clock?" and then i read it again and i just went "oh."

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣

[@fastertrackcreative]

House/flat owners: "What on Earth is she doing talking to the wall?" 24:23 "I think she's *flirting* with the wall now?"

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTwitchyBrownGuy]

Great now I have to explain to my friends why I was jealous of a damn wall today lol

[@JodieMarieASMR]

You don't have to explain anything ☺️

[@danycordier2081]

❤️❤️❤️

[@djandyboyhernandez]

If one day you feel alone or sad, remember that there is someone in the world thinking of you, dreaming of being in your arms. and that is me who will never stop loving you my beautiful princess.

[@Isshinryumonk]

"I just want to see how broken you really are" That's a deep rabbit hole Jodie Marie 🤣😂🤣

[@micahhurst8986]

I love your face!

[@robertoambrosi9876]

❤

[@jackotears8692]

I don't think I've ever wanted to be a wall, before.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

First time for everything

[@misaelsantos5493]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@giuseppegaviano5879]

Veryyy niiiiiice video s-o r-e-l-a-x-i-n-g !!! 😴💤 You were aWesome T.Y Jodie.M 💞🌹

[@Dead-EyeJuncan]

I can't help thinking that this is a Cask of Amontillado type situation going on here!

[@DJcyberslash]

LOL

[@zulfiqarshabbir6533]

Good 👍 morning 🌞 have a nice day cap of coffee ☕

[@applejuice5272]

Wholesome and holesome

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 PHAHAHAH

[@beek1377]

So preeeeeety

[@dale1978b]

❤ makes me want to be a wall

[@Just-a-neko-femboi]

This wall is like my mental state, fragile as fuck and one accident away from crumbling

[@PastaLaVista.]

“You fallin in love with the wall or somethin?”

[@JodieMarieASMR]

You are the wall Dylan 😉

[@derdork3233]

I never felt more like a wall before....

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@daneguitarist1]

Hey, best friend died recently Did not expect to have these emotions..

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Hi, I am so sorry to hear that. My thoughts are with you and their family

[@applejuice5272]

Do we need a safewall - erm, safeword! - to watch this?

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 I think you might

[@applejuice5272]

@@JodieMarieASMR hehe

[@McShane1996]

Well… this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to be a wall..

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 It's great to be a wall

[@McShane1996]

@@JodieMarieASMR the best 😂😂 big aspirations for me 🤣

[@karinapeters829]

ASMR aww honey shh shh shh hush now it's alright I here for you you can cry on me I here shh hugs and dark quiet room

[@Herry-vm6fg]

🤗❤👍👍

[@smokerings9588]

Sure, that's what you say to all the walls.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣

[@HafMan-ht9cr]

Hey you

[@RDRGNDRS]

hello beautiful with blue eyes I hope you are very well greetings I love you and good video 😍😘

[@RDRGNDRS]

😊

[@ChRis-38-]

Don't worry, I'm a solid wall.. 😉😻😘

[@HafMan-ht9cr]

That's me in the flesh

[@dragonfly.effect]

mmmnh ... this little snippet got me high ☁️ ... thanks so much for providing the link to the source！

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Welcome, thanks for watching 😊

[@linehaullife7807]

All in all we’re just another brick in the wall.

[@victoredgefield141]

Ummm, Jodie, stop staring at me. 😳...... 😆 Lol 😘😉💕💕💕

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@fobbles_]

Next we need eating a sandwich awkwardly and we’re the sandwich

[@deathwisher3924]

It would be a blessing to be a wall, this way I can be fixed XD. But nothing can ever fix my PTSD!😃 EDIT: Also, we gonna ignore the fact you're talking to a wall Jodie or...? Don't get me wrong. The comment that come off wrong is literally my humor but you're saying these to a wall XD

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂

[@deathwisher3924]

@@JodieMarieASMR but tbh, have you ever considered being a therapist at some point? Cause I felt like I was in a therapy session with this video

[@TexasASMR]

We don't need no power tools We don't need hard hats for the fools No awkwardness in the room Hey Jodie, leave them bricks alone All in all it's just another hole in wall All in all you've just made another hole in the wall

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@karinapeters829]

😪😪😪

[@imsnowman3701]

how do you get so awkward XD

[@goelnuma6527]

Is she an actress?

[@JodieMarieASMR]

I guess you could say that 🤣

[@Heldstar]

Even for a woman who measured strangers in the train or cuts hair of others without their consent this is kinda strange...

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@db124760]

Hi what is your zodiac star sign. My star sign is cancer the symbol is the crab. Thanks for your time.

[@applejuice5272]

Wet patching?

[@NinjaZXRR]

Is the awkward girl gonna go on a date with the person lol

[@jackstanworth6193]

Hey Jodie Marie asmr can you do a asmr barbershop bald head shave videos please thanks very much

[@ihtfp01]

I'm thicc... thicc as a brick!

[@anface]

I'm gonna be honest I subbed a while back but I'm afraid to watch because I don't wanna crush 😔

[@user-fc6po6gz1v]

Hello?