Awkward Stranger on a Train Randomly Measures You

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[@JodieMarieASMR]

This video came about from a subscriber who suggested I do an awkward video on a crowded train as it is a pretty awkward experience standing so close to someone you hardly know 🤣. Also massive thanks to the same Person for taking a picture of a Train for me to use as the background. I have the best followers But Scottish Murmurs also released a train video last night and Altas ASMR has also got some train content so here are the links to those Scottish Murmurs kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4qyqmqKitqUlbc Altas ASMR kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWnFiHSbfbWlptE

[@kevindecaf5867]

Aww thanks Jodie, you smashed it 🥰😮👏🏻👏🏻

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@kevindecaf5867 ☺ ahh good!

[@emeek91]

Gorgeous.

[@atompunk5575]

How about a crowded bank

[@jscb666]

"How's your toe?" "Don't worry about it. I've got nine left."

[@CitizenCain1]

I'm weirdly invested in this character and want to see her get a happy ending by finding someone who likes to be measured as much as she likes to measure.

[@bryceallen7035]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[@blackbeardbarkbark]

Series time!

[@Rurne]

Give her a moving background. The visuals dong match the audio.

[@daviddunn3285]

Agreed. This character seems very kind.

[@Daysiecutter]

I am here already

[@stiffmidget4036]

I know this is supposed to be awkward and off-putting but I mostly just found the socially awkward silliness to be endearing. Bloody brilliant! Cheers!

[@daehawk9585]

I hope she has my suit done by tonorrow.

[@lordlycanthrope7059]

I'm a simple man. I see Jodie's "awkward " read (cutest) character, I watch and like. :)

[@mikisterio]

I would honestly just go with it. Would be a weird experience but I would have a hell of a story to tell my friends the next time I see them

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Imagine 🤣

[@fordsrest]

if you do see them

[@rogeriofarias1026]

🐕❤❤❤🐕🐶🐶

[@ams1162]

@@JodieMarieASMR sometimes in life you should just say , f it , why the heck not. Sweet experience I would imagine. 😘

[@davidwantsahug]

I feel like this character has a backstory that would make me weep.

[@daehawk9585]

Spoiler: she becomes Catwoman.

[@flewdacoope3033]

Or, all of Jodie's work - having a backstory. And - It is endearing. Thanks, Jodie. 💙

[@samstvshow]

Yes.. love travels readily towards this character...for reasons unknown. But one reason can be known I think - that infinitely more love is being received by the listener/viewer/candidate/victim/lucky winner.

[@WhoseGamewasitZ]

"We never have to see each other again.." Me: Nooooooooooooo

[@jesperborglund8822]

I love it, she is so obsessed in a cute and harmless way. And in the weirdest way, it makes me feel validated to impress her with my symmetrical features lol.

[@daehawk9585]

Id just let her measure me. Fun train ride.

[@wolverine9632]

Not gonna lie, "Awkward Jodie" is one of the cutest characters ever

[@realkevthejedi]

The 'imagine what I could measure' comment near the end had me laughing, oddly enjoyable video to watch!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Haha thanks Kev

[@Mr_Ronok]

Awkward girl is so adorable. People should stop calling the police

[@sangralknight3031]

I would cancel whatever plans I had and offer to spend the day with this utterly intriguing individual. Eccentric strangeness makes an utterly dull life ever so slightly more interesting.

[@velaskgoodbye3803]

Can we just like...form a protective circle around this character? Like...this is so endearing? I feel like she has a super rich backstory and I'm here for it.

[@porkchopulator]

Remember flash mobs where groups of people would pop out from nowhere and sing at you? When is random measuring gonna start happening? I want this.

[@Rachel-og8jy]

The conflicted feelings I get from this makes it so interesting to watch! Like, my thinking brain can't avoid feeling really uncomfy and a bit violated, but my sleepy brain still enjoys it

[@adewright8822]

“You want me to find somewhere else to stand? ...There is nowhere else to stand” made me genuinely lol. Brilliantly bonkers as ever 😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kristophermyers2255]

I distinctly remember saying "yes, I'm inviting you to where I'm going"

[@misterpar]

I can't quite seem to stop coming back to this video. To this day, it's in my top five most watched ASMR videos.

[@seanc9507]

This video proves that I'm wired differently....I actually find this character very appealing! And considering that I'm not one to be bothered by someone entering my personal space, Jodie being so close wouldn't bother me at all. Those eyes of hers are mesmerizing!😍

[@TheLastWanderingBard]

The sequel to Alfred Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train that we never knew we needed.

[@GodSendAssists]

This gives me some Firefly vibes, like it's Saffron pulling her tricks on her newest prey/a pickpocket. Still relaxing af, and that's saying something. Keep it up!

[@ghostrunner5985]

You do these awkward vids so well but, I don't believe you possibly could be off putting in such a scenario. Too sweet!

[@neilholman9541]

I liked this inspired video a great deal Jodie. Just being on a train is awkward enough an experience, but to make a video showed that you were prepared to suffer for your art. I have experienced the company of awkward people on trains and have myself been an awkward person on a train. I found both experiences awkward, I’m so many ways

[@ScaryTimeTravel]

"I have experienced the company of awkward people on trains and have myself been an awkward person on a train. I found both experiences awkward, I’m so many ways"- Neil Holman, 2021

[@chikitabowow]

I like how even when this character clearly crosses a line or two you still don't get the feeling of malice and she's oddly endearing somehow.

[@bill16126]

I felt bad for her! I agree with the other comments, you've definitely got more material waiting to be discovered with this character!

[@theeighthman9667]

I love these award videos. Can you imagine meeting someone as beautiful as Jodie on the Metro.

[@Benzy670]

I’ve fallen asleep to this video so many times that I have remembered the dialogue 😅 I need a new one please 🙏🏻

[@marquinhos2000]

i love this series ''awkward that in reality is cute and easily to fall in love''

[@derekcrawford3005]

Honestly, I'd like to see more of her

[@JodieMarieASMR]

I got a whole playlist full of awkwardness

[@hannesnilsstrom2613]

seen this so many times now that I'm convinced this is how Jodie is in real life😂😂😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣

[@samuelwheeler6435]

By far this skit has given me the most tingles. I think I've watched it more than 30 times 😊

[@trevormaki7322]

My initial reaction was, "I wonder if Buffalo Bill did this in Silence of the Lambs" and yet I watched all the way to the end.

[@ereynolds72]

Last time I was on a crowded train I thought it was gonna be like this. Instead we spent an hour getting to know each other. They told me good places to go on my date, I listened to their work stories and laughed and helped the new guy of their work group feel a lil more included. About 5 of us in total. And we really got along. Now I wish it was kinda like this video instead

[@morganwilliams5591]

Legit it's been a long time since I watched a video that gave me this amount of tingles (I don't normally experience them very much but I still like ASMR for being relaxing). I would happily let this lovely woman measure me all day long. The character is so sweet and endearing!

[@Secretthewolf]

Amazing work, love that character, awkward in a very lovely and enjoyable way

[@tycm705]

I absolutely love the idea of these asmr roleplay things and the perspective of us the audience being COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED and attempting to get them to go away like one of those response tik toks for the memes

[@markleeper593]

Quickly became one of my top 5 videos of all time. Will def be revisiting this one quite a few times, super creative!! Thank you and happy belated birthday!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much Mark. Glad you enjoyed it

[@timotahowhitehawk3756]

Loved your acting skills in this part, love your blue eyes ~ incredible, I love the awkward shy girl you played here, very very intriguing! I was mesmerized all the way through. Thanks for the video...

[@TheDistur]

I don't know what it says about me that I enjoy this. Thanks for the video!

[@bfstan1980]

What a wonderful surprise after a godawful day at work! This is my favorite ASMR series!

[@samuelwheeler6435]

I've watched this one at least 30 times and it never gets old. It's one of your best ones girl. You do the best asmr.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Awww thank you so much. I know I should probably do another but I'm terrible at green screen it puts me off doing it 😅

[@ghostboiyurei7121]

I haven't felt asmr like this since I first discovered it. This was absolutely exquisite.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

YEY!!! I hope the others from the awkward series

[@channeltokyotown]

I always listen to it before going to bed. I love your role play！

[@Bladieboe]

I'm sure that i'm not the only one that would take Awkward Stranger on a date after this? Like, there is no harm in getting coffee?

[@hutcho7188]

Weirdly enough, this is my favourite of your videos that I've watched so far and I can't explain why

[@phorskinwindfury]

I like the train asmr vibe, picking up a slight eugenics vibe with the measuring which makes it harder to relax. 😅

[@jhonm6347]

I love how upclose this is. The awkward series is the best

[@JimmyRelaxo]

Subbed before the title card had finished. Powerful stuff.

[@JfromUK_]

I laughed so much 😂😂 This is absolute gold. How are you so convincing that I can picture this really happening? 🤔🤯😅 Amazing video 👍👏

[@setahr]

Am I crazy if that makes me all dizzy? Damn I would looove to experience something like that! I mean that eyes, the soft voice and and subtile crazyness is so lovely!

[@BullittMustang3121]

Thank you, finally someone who gets it. Brilliant in every way, carry on!

[@Wayward_Warlock]

Yo, Awkward stranger girl getting a little spicy! This character could go some kinda way, but I think a continuation where she goes on a date with us and tried to measure us on a date or meaures other stuff would be funny as hell!

[@khaledd453]

that was simply remarkable, loved all of it, brilliant

[@kurt270]

Love that I dont have to scrawl through hundreds of videos, straight into the madness... good night!,

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 Not a upload goes by without Madness awkward vids or not

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

Hi Jodie, your videos are always so cool, relaxing and creative! I just love them! And unfortunately I couldn't join your live stream yesterday! But even late, I hope you had a great and very happy birthday! You are more than Wonderful !❤️❤️❤️💐💐💐

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you ☺

[@BB-it3ks]

Absolutely charming… And marvelously relaxing! Thanks for this great video!

[@terryhart5180]

Now I didnt check all 249 comments so far but i scrolled a bunch and none mentioned how AMAZING that ring light being so close to her eyes is adding a halo effect around her pupils.....

[@tobydion2263]

This was hilarious, tingly (the ear measuring was awesome), and entertaining. Bravo.

[@garrettosborne9765]

I have three words for the way you look preceding them with the word very. It comes out very cute very sweet, very lovely. I really enjoy the subject matter of your videos and your voice. Very soothing. I really enjoy you and your content. Keep up the great artistry.

[@haruhatake14]

When you started talking in my ears my whole body tingled and froze. But feeling ever

[@virtualdave]

I’ve come to watch this masterpiece you were talking about yesterday Jodie 👍🏻

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Hope you enjoyed mar mate

[@utherpendragon636]

This character was 100% a phrenologist in a former life.

[@benjaminherson7658]

The Awkward Phrenologist is the Jodie Marie video I didn't know I needed...until now!

[@counterfit79]

Hi Jodie! Great video. One thing that could have been fun for the train would be the movie trope of going into a tunnel and the person gets closer or does something strange then the train comes out of the tunnel.

[@blacky1987]

Why am I just finding this asmr channel for the first time? Been listening to asmr for over two years! This is brilliant.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Welcome to the madness 🤗

[@blacky1987]

@@JodieMarieASMR that is a welcome I can appreciate.. how far into madness do we go?? 😂😂😂

[@joshrussell4081]

can we start a fanclub for Jodie's eye brows please cause they are always on point

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣 Josh I know you taking the mick Son

[@LincolnsKitchen94]

Whenever I need a laugh I always come back to this video lol

[@JaqueLaRouge]

I could see this turning into a kind of rom com

[@lilmeowmeow._.]

Okay at this point these are getting more and more strange 😄 but I love it so much like, please don't stop ❤️

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MarkMiller-zm2th]

Well that was awkward. I loved it, great character.

[@irfanananto6784]

I like the measuring ASMR, it's definitely my favourite trigger 🙂 you're pretty good at being awkward 👍 Keep it up!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you 🤗

[@calvinhfactor4565]

Your stop ? Don't go ! Another award winning performance loved it Jodie 🌹💖🌹

[@Maehedrose]

Train measuring seems like fun and I think I would allow it.

[@Denhalen79]

Half way the video you can measure how much I am starting to fall in love with you. But I don't think a simple measuring tape isn't enough. I love the being so close to me.

[@UKGhostHunting]

Really enjoyed this Jodie! Different, great and funny! 👍🏻

[@puckarine]

It would be kind of a surreal experience, but I don’t think I’d have that much of a problem with this girl awkwardly striking up a conversation with me or even measuring me.

[@VvAaMmPpIiRrEe]

Hi Jodie hope this finds you well & happy birthday (a bit late) I love these awkward videos there so much fun & tingley I just sit back and smile they are very engaging & endearing👍 look forward to seeing the next one 🙂 stay cool 👍😎✌️

[@davidoakes9304]

Who would shun this poor girl?? No decent human could be mean to someone so pure.

[@ZackyASMR]

Good morning Jodie! Great video as always! Good job! 👍🏻 Happy almost Weekend

[@gazza6294]

Great relaxing video again thanks chills me out

[@testrabbit]

I can't wait for the new awkward drunk cop one you said you finished in a post today... I love the first awkward cop one. I asked a cop when she was off duty if she would tase me, we could play taser tag and she started laughing and then showed us training videos on her phone of her and other officers she said "watch I took it like a champ, but he screamed like a bitch" pointing at her partner and showed us the video on her phone!

[@TingleStormASMR]

This is definitelly one of my afv asmr videos EVER 💓

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣

[@gregmilliken9659]

Love your eyes, you hypnotize me, very stress relieving, as all your videos are.

[@jamesdeason763]

Magnificent! Only way to describe this. She says " Don't worry you will never have to see me again " I sure hope she is a lying, I'm already looking forward to the possibility of another one.

[@infjguy123]

Awkward series is like watching a play or a movie scene...Very good 👏

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣

[@leeroquemore8713]

Honestly if an attractive woman started measuring me on a bus it would be shocking at first, but I would slowly start to accept it 😄

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@leeroquemore8713]

@@JodieMarieASMR Or a train* 🤓

[@FlaglerAmerica]

Hopefully everyone doing well and staying safe

[@owenanderson9624]

You will always be special and remarkable ❤💖✨

[@foxyasmr268]

The green screen videos are getting so good. Loving it💕 Also it is so weird but I kinda like when you awkwardly look at the viewer. I don't know why. 😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Haha love it. Thanks, it is hit and miss for me sometimes they are awful sometimes they aren't awful. 🤣

[@foxyasmr268]

@@JodieMarieASMR Definitely a hit for this one.

[@MEADVICE]

I used to watch you vids and recently came back after the lady asmr collab. resubbed and wearing headphones. I find that I enjoy close up kisses videos, or just close up stuff, the headphone really benefit these vids. This video is very clever and most enjoyable. love the big beautiful blue eyes. all the best and thankyou for posting

[@jackotears8692]

Here's the reality: attractive people can get away with a lot more than unattractive people. If a pretty girl started paying me weird levels of attention on the train, I'd secure my wallet but otherwise not complain.

[@ghostboi7783]

I would love to see more of this char

[@thepirate8765]

Never met a serial measurer before, I like it.

[@MrVoiceGuy]

Awkward tingles are the best tingles

[@ChrisMDSmith79]

This has just come up in my feed for the first time (considering 90% of my time on here is listening to ASMR I am shocked). Firstly congratulations on a well thought out video. Secondly please keep it up, I will now be adding you to my playlist pile (with the likes of Scottish Murmurs and other UK & USA ASMRtists). Thirdly good luck :)

[@jeffunknown9927]

Wouldn’t it be interesting if this was the first meeting with the psycho ex girlfriend character!

[@bobmanperson599]

I am a big fan of these creepily clingy role plays

[@seanpierce7673]

The dress your wearing in this vid is my favorite. Looks adorable and amazing on you ❤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you ☺

[@alexknopp1186]

I would actually love to hear this in your real accent.

[@realbadluckgaming]

when she dipped below the camera and whispered "2 inches", i felt personally attacked

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 I was behind the camera measuring your. Don't you worry my friend. Did you get till the end? I think you would appreciate the last quote 😉🤣

[@realbadluckgaming]

@@JodieMarieASMR hahaha 😆 of course. I mean... is be more than happy to accommodate any other measurements you'd like to take 🙃

[@dudobaggins4121]

I wonder if this took place on a 5 ft 3 in broad gauge train. I’ve always wanted to ride one of those 🧳