“Don’t pull my hair or I’ll pull yours a lot harder.” Don’t threaten me with a good time.
@Ayden1083 Жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@sararadisic-gi1ui Жыл бұрын
I agree 😌
@superkamiguru4615 Жыл бұрын
Dark Elf: “You humans are so helpless like a little lamb.” 😒 Also his grown ass: “Rub baths oils into me also brush my hair.” 😩
@cxntaur Жыл бұрын
💀💀LMAOOO
@dylanchouinard6141 Жыл бұрын
Wait until we go full Harper’s Ferry on their asses *ahem* MY NAME IS CAPTAIN JOHN BROWN, AND I AM HERE IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT REDEEMER! THE KING OF KINGS! THE MAN OF THE HOLY TRINITY! AND I HEARBY ORDER YOU TO GIT! GIT IN HIS HOLY NAME! GIT! FOR HE IS ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE AND YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF CHAINS!
@Lilas.Duveteux Жыл бұрын
I think he's just asking for spa treatment.
@bloop003 Жыл бұрын
If this man keeps complaining he gonna wake up one morning at the pearly gates
@sararadisic-gi1ui Жыл бұрын
I agree 😑😶
@frootsnacc6790 Жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume those gates would be pearly
@reganh52235 ай бұрын
This guy is a slave owner, I doubt he’ll be at the pearly gates-
@kaedatiger Жыл бұрын
This was weirdly calming despite his personality.
@kaedatiger Жыл бұрын
I keep revisiting this one. A sadist who is always calm is both scary and magnetic.
@LADYESCHER Жыл бұрын
Opal House? Cathedral? Ritual? .... Sounds like a hush hush way of saying our elf friend is going to be betrothed to make the houses stronger. Oh dear.
@DarkandTwistedWhisper Жыл бұрын
Oh dear indeed
@Ash0-0 Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly
@lilartist98927 ай бұрын
@@DarkandTwistedWhisperOh dear years later
@Qwertybagel Жыл бұрын
Oh man, this guy is my favorite. I see a few other people complaining how mean he is but I like him this way.
@squirrelle Жыл бұрын
Someone is gonna get their black orchid oil spiked with capsaicin. Couldn't be me. An incapable human like me could never possibly pull something like that off 🤷♀️ Er, maybe not if we have to bathe in his bath water. Lotion. Yes, perhaps the lotion...
@brandiarmstrong2902 Жыл бұрын
If dark elves are immune to poison, I wonder how they feel about capsaicin? Probably would repay me in kind. But probably with his dagger. 🗡️
@Virtualsinner Жыл бұрын
Actions speak more than words that said i can fix him
@shiki4552 Жыл бұрын
Me: listens to ASMR for comfort because of past verbal abuse and other reasons Also me after seeing this upload: I think I can handle a bit more baggage Love this btw❤
@sugarmelon7898 Жыл бұрын
Um bestie are you ok?
@shiki4552 Жыл бұрын
@@sugarmelon7898 I may need a hug 🥲
@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Жыл бұрын
same. now abuse is hot : D
@sugarmelon7898 Жыл бұрын
@@shiki4552 have a virtual hug 🫂
@ember_blue Жыл бұрын
this is good but also I can't get over this artwork by Moe. My word, Moe is talented af.
@gioiapiccigallo4520 Жыл бұрын
So many past characters, still praying till I’ll see my favorite spider Salt again!!
@IronWarhorsesFun Жыл бұрын
Sadistic Dark Elf and a Tub of Water. = WATER TORTURE.
@Little_Duckling18 Жыл бұрын
Elf! Elf! ELF ELFFFF!! Dark you are just a sweetheart 🖤🥰 Honestly I have a feeling there's a pattern uploading these characters we haven't seen in awhile. But I'm not complaining ^^
@Lambiidolly Жыл бұрын
I hope he makes a melo one...👀🤭
@Little_Duckling18 Жыл бұрын
@@Lambiidolly oh my God Yes!! Please dark pretty please!
@Ratzo123ify Жыл бұрын
Misread "bathing" as "beating" when this showed up in my notifications, ended up being a pretty different video to what I was expecting. Not that I'm complaining tho :p
@Kit.Delaney11 ай бұрын
This is one of my absolute favorites. Hits all the right notes for me
@catwald0 Жыл бұрын
The sounds I made when I saw the notification for this were inhuman.
@_The__Eyes_ Жыл бұрын
What ARE you😨😨😨
@purabichatterjee8631 Жыл бұрын
We did not need this information
@elizafiyah143 Жыл бұрын
This is good stuff! Hope to hear more of this Sadistic Dark Elf Prince. Thank you! 💜
@cat9104 Жыл бұрын
uploaded the literal exact minute im laying down for bed. ur so perfect
@kevinandorsusie Жыл бұрын
Re-listening to the opening of this reminds me of the scene in Monty Python and the holy grail when God first shows up G: what are you doing now? A: averting my eyes my lord. G: well *don't* ! It's like those miserable psalms. They're so depressing. Now knock it off! A: yes my lord. G: *GOOD* . Arthur, King of the Britons-
@kokiriplayzlol Жыл бұрын
I was just looking for an ASMR video, the timing couldn't have been better!
@BroodingStoriesAfter_Nightfall Жыл бұрын
2:16 Sir that is not a threat I will like it and I have some strong ass hair sturdy so yay
@lilartist98927 ай бұрын
I may have accidentally cut some of his hair off while brushing it I'm definitely going to die if he finds out Fuc-
@gaypotato4335 Жыл бұрын
Aside that they're probably all just psychopaths, i have to say i find the drak elf culture incredibly interesting
@remipa636 Жыл бұрын
Shit I love this series ...
@springladyrose1918 Жыл бұрын
You can thank me now Me : 😒 Thank me Me : spit 😗💦
@lilartist98927 ай бұрын
Whoopsies daisies it landed in his eye time for surgery, *NOW HOLD STILL* 👹👹👹👺👺👺👺
@manicstrange Жыл бұрын
I love him!!!!
@cutiepuppy479 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna lose my mind😍😍
@Officerwarzone Жыл бұрын
imagine what would happen if the servant got sick... what would he do
@TaintedGenre Жыл бұрын
Hot wax ritual you say... Tell me more 😉
@imalittlelady Жыл бұрын
Darn he’s mean? I wish there was a bit of love there for it to be a bit bearable but it doesn’t seem there’ll ever be any with him…. I just feel abused🥺💔
@BabyBeeGaming Жыл бұрын
Lmao I think that’s the point. They are sadistic, nothing is lovable about that.
@imalittlelady Жыл бұрын
@@BabyBeeGaming yea I know, but even salt (spiderkin asmr) would say he loves us; a sadistic love where he enjoys hurting us, yes, but it’s still there. Not the case with this one thu, it’s just pure sadism 🤦🏻♀️😭
@IllHandleThis Жыл бұрын
@@imalittleladyI feel you. Whenever there’s no love at all it’s not really enjoyable to me. I just feel horrible and worthless and…I don’t know. Loveless. 😂😂😂 everyone has different tastes I suppose.
@imalittlelady Жыл бұрын
@@IllHandleThis why did I laugh at the ‘loveless’😭😂??? but yea ur right everyone has their own taste. Mine’s thu is close to urs :)
@ember_blue Жыл бұрын
To be fair, it isn't possible for every audio to satisfy every person. This is def a sadistic character. if you think of him more as an element of this amazing world Twisted has built and less as your specific favorite character who provides you comfort it will prob help. That being said, I
@alicetheneko7529 Жыл бұрын
OMG I'M TWO WEEKS LATE TO THIS 😭
@sinsational6846 Жыл бұрын
High Elves in the UnderDark? Well that is suspicious and I have a feeling a certain High Elf ‘Prince’ might blab about it too… and whoever told us must’ve been deep in the know or has seen them 👀👀
@NaoumiMangos7 ай бұрын
how would this dark elf react to seeing wanted posters or finding out we used to be a killer in the past? {maybe shocked or happy or something}
@sweetascandy4409 Жыл бұрын
yesss!!!
@ArcFallOrder1919 Жыл бұрын
More of him please with more spice
@melphina98 Жыл бұрын
Pssst check out the Patreon
@InkHeart17 Жыл бұрын
I love to hate this character. Your portrayal is consistent and scintillating. We have to be starved for vitamin D at this point living in darkness as well as underground.
@laurendeath5238 Жыл бұрын
Part 2?
@ChilltimewithChelsea Жыл бұрын
Can you do a dorome asmr a mud monster asmr that you try struggling that makes him warmer and bubbly that makes you sink even deep inside of him and got out like relaxing in a mudbath or do a monster spa week