He just wants you to do a good job~ Script and Artwork by the talented Moe! Wanna pay for some shirtless sun elf pics? www.patreon.com/darkandtwistedwhisper I'd love some artwork! darkandtwistedwhisper@gmail.com
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@Alyssa-t5 жыл бұрын
him: it has a deadly poison. Bit it cannot kill Me: ... then it’s not deadly. But painful
@DarkandTwistedWhisper5 жыл бұрын
Dark elves love pain so...good plan
@Alyssa-t5 жыл бұрын
Dark and Twisted Whisper twu twu. Also awesome job!
@shadowmoon66685 жыл бұрын
i was so confused with that if it can not kill then it is not deadly
@ZandieBird5 жыл бұрын
I mean, some poisons have that kind of effect. Some venom does too. It's possible for you to die if you get a high enough dosage.
@meanyapickles4 жыл бұрын
Got em
@amandajay79225 жыл бұрын
He's so elegantly threatening, thank you!
@Sarah-rb5mp5 жыл бұрын
Him: ...a house slave. Me: *mimics Dobby* Will master give me a sock?
@bulldowozer58585 жыл бұрын
"Mater gave Dobby a Glock"
@Cordeila5 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS I LOVE HARRY POTTER 😍😍😍😍
@batpiglordoffood46875 жыл бұрын
@Citlaly Gómez I like your thinking
@adobi_flash2535 жыл бұрын
My nick name is Dobby so this makes me extremely uncomfortable.....my teacher gave it to me don't ask why
@crypticshyguy91705 жыл бұрын
M a t e r h a s g i v e n d o b b y a g l o c k
@MoonDust229515 жыл бұрын
Him: *talks about torture with candle wax* Me: Bruh, I use to dip my fingers in candle wax and play with it while the candle was still lit just for fun. I'm sure I can handle this right? *nervous laughter*
@ox85975 жыл бұрын
Did it not hurt what the-
@PurpledaisyShasta5 жыл бұрын
I do this too. I think it depends on how fast burning the wax is. The wax from my bath time candles doesn’t hurt much when I dip the tips of my fingers in them but that could be because my hands are wet.
@responsibleprocrastinator64975 жыл бұрын
@@ox8597 candle wax doesn't hurt it's mostly just warm it can be pretty hot tho
@mochibi34935 жыл бұрын
I love playing with candles! I’d melt the wax on hot lightbulbs and mold it. I actually almost lit my hair on fire when I was 11. XD
@wormbag805 жыл бұрын
SAME
@99biscuits5 жыл бұрын
*oh my god he's back god bless you i can sleep in peace now*
@Sicanda5 жыл бұрын
11:08 "I will chain you up...!" Mmm, yeah~... "...Tie you to the bed...!" Ohh, go on~... "...And pull out...!!!" *gasp* "...This... dagger!" ...Oh. ._.
@dakotacambridge78335 жыл бұрын
Pfft.....plot twist~
@BlueJayAnimates3 жыл бұрын
no no say keep going
@Backupaccount_982 жыл бұрын
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤚
@Backupaccount_982 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHHDGDAHAHHA😂
@Officerwarzone6 ай бұрын
He did that on purpose
@sweetea4245 жыл бұрын
Him: "Get down on your knees and say thank you" Me: *imagining myself obeying* Him: Still defiant I see... Me: Wait no..I is gud boi...;-;
@dakotacambridge78335 жыл бұрын
Same
@larissaguimaraes72293 жыл бұрын
same
@aria5614 Жыл бұрын
Lmao same. My brains too much of a survivor to be defiant to straightforward orders. Unspoken orders would be the ones that get me
@LunaP15 жыл бұрын
Umm, I don’t know about him but the candle wax drip can also be the listener’s kink. Just a thought.
@cynthiabrogan92155 жыл бұрын
Tania Bams *thats the point*
@AmandaSoonToBe5 жыл бұрын
@@cynthiabrogan9215 pfft
@loveria62814 жыл бұрын
yeah that’s kind of the whole point
@chantezj184 жыл бұрын
I mean I'm down for wax and ropes and not-hard-enough-to-leave-marks floggings and whippings....js
@hermioneweasley99795 жыл бұрын
Ooohhh just mentioned our sadistic friend on your sun elf video. It feels good to be back with our sadistic dark elf 😂😂💗💗💗💗💗
@firefox9235 жыл бұрын
Welp, I'm dead. I'm horrible at cooking.
@Cordeila5 жыл бұрын
I don't know how to cook without help 😂😂
@neilyworm5 жыл бұрын
Fire Fox I burnt Kraft Max n Cheese
@firefox9235 жыл бұрын
I can cook, but only simple stuff.
@sop25845 жыл бұрын
I mean... i can make u toast..?
@blackcherry9415 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling too flustered and flushed from his voice I’m getting shivers down my neck from his tone Dear lord have mercy on me from this beautiful man
@Burgerstainss5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Somehow escapes to get ramen* Me: *climbing back in through the kitchen window* Him: *Sees me* What..are you Me: Now I know this looks bad but I can explain I have a VERY good reason!
@rosesircus33945 жыл бұрын
Bell Sam It’s a good reason back off the ramen bean
@dakotacambridge78335 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic says it all
@lemondrop8314 жыл бұрын
Okay but I'm imagining your icon doing this and I'm in tears from laughter
@janethorns79934 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Moetron_V24 жыл бұрын
I REQUIRE THE SODEUM
@valkyrianmayhem17475 жыл бұрын
“Your new life is beginning, my pet. And I can make it a pleasurable one if you let me.” So am I a servant or a concubine, good sir, I feel like this is a critical thing needed in this relationship-
@livzylunawolf28645 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of Salt!
@ariannaellis45665 жыл бұрын
I miss salt😭😢
@livzylunawolf28645 жыл бұрын
Arianna Ellis So do I. But hopefully we’ll see him again soon!
@Aelyta15 жыл бұрын
I bet they can be best buddies
@ZandieBird5 жыл бұрын
God, I like Salt. I'd pledge myself to Salt any day. Masochist spider lover me would be in a terror filled heaven.
@livzylunawolf28645 жыл бұрын
Sarah Jensen I totally get you! I adore him! ❤️ 😍
@PhoenixFlight8D5 жыл бұрын
I saw the candle and my eyes 'lit' up ;)
@yourmomsutau37184 жыл бұрын
Good pun😂⭐️
@PhoenixFlight8D4 жыл бұрын
@@yourmomsutau3718 😁
@tbone72035 жыл бұрын
Dark elf : we have quick reflexes Spinel (steven universe) : *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
@springtrapgurl96625 жыл бұрын
I *W H E E Z E D!*
@tbone72035 жыл бұрын
@@springtrapgurl9662 oof
@wutkai5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna just go for it.... WAS THAT A LIE!? I don't know if we can believe you Kokichi. I want to but then again you absolutely love to lie don't you?
@tbone72035 жыл бұрын
@@wutkai mabey it is a L I E but then again it's up to you to decide
@wutkai5 жыл бұрын
@@tbone7203 I'll believe you this time. After all you are the ultimate supreme leader. (and my favourite) Have a good day/night Ouma-San!
@candacebaughman4205 жыл бұрын
Him: chains on the wall. Me: dude your kinky!😳😶
@1Katakana5 жыл бұрын
I did wonder if we got to see this character in this series 😆 Good job 🙂
@22Cat2225 жыл бұрын
The art in your videos is just 😍😍😍
@asprin4815 жыл бұрын
*Sees new video* woah, neat *five seconds in* NOPE--- TOO KINKY FOR ME-----
@Apolla_VT5 жыл бұрын
Oh we are being blessed once again our beloved Dark King ^0^/ blessing us with sweet dreams ! ❤️
@PlatinumRoseLady5 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm so fortunate that you captured me. Lucky lucky LUCKY me. *Throws confetti* *Flat voice* Yay.
@ANA9008115 жыл бұрын
It will sound weird if I say I'm a little excited about training...??? 😅😅😅 (Love sadistic characters 😍)
@BlueJayAnimates3 жыл бұрын
me too bro UwU
@ANA9008113 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayAnimates I'm not a bro 🥲🥲🥲🥲
@FallenAngel-of2zp5 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so smooth. Keep up the amazing work
@II-ne3lp4 жыл бұрын
I would love another sadistic dark elf sequel where we get rewarded lmaooo. I just crave being called a good boy ya feel :(
@AstrellaVT5 жыл бұрын
Him: I will tie you to the bed and pull out this... Me: 👁👁 Him: dagger Me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@sop25845 жыл бұрын
Day 2 of me cheating on my many elf boyfriends
@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch5 жыл бұрын
The elven harem is such a mood. 😂
@janethorns79934 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooooooooffffffffffffffff That is very much a mood
@tiredangel30405 жыл бұрын
my mind can't stop thinking about him singing revenge and iM FUXKIG WHEEZING
@PetalsAndPlague5 жыл бұрын
You again?! I seduced Jarlaxle with kindness and pie, I can seduce you.
@PetalsAndPlague5 жыл бұрын
@@ellieboughey760 Whatever kind you like. You're far too skinny. Yup, poor thing. Skin and bones.
@ellieboughey7605 жыл бұрын
@@PetalsAndPlague MUST RESIST! THE SEDUCTIVE POWER! OF PIE!!!
@PetalsAndPlague5 жыл бұрын
@@ellieboughey760 I see you resisting but that isn't even my most powerful form. You have vastly underestimated me as you have seemingly forgotten my love of quilting warm blankets! My tea making skills! And worst of all... HUGS! (or if you want to go further, my friends jokingly call my Halflings "Warm Pies and Soft Thighs" if you catch my drift. Drow and Tieflings are powerless to their hospitable charms)
@ellieboughey7605 жыл бұрын
@@PetalsAndPlague OOF!!! HALFLING USED HUG! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! (And a blanket would be nice too please, it's freezing around here)
@PetalsAndPlague5 жыл бұрын
@@ellieboughey760 I wish it was freezing where I am. I'm sick of it being hot outside. I'm ready for snow.
@lovelyartist67955 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I think youre the reason i even like asmr now. The elf asmrs are gold and your other asmrs are gold af too. You have a nice voice my dude ✌
@notyourdaughter6665 жыл бұрын
Him: **brings out candle wax** Me: **stares in “Burned my hand on the stove when I was 4”**
@minniemoo31485 жыл бұрын
"Be a good pet and get started *snaps fingers*" .. Wait, wait, on what?! I wasn't dozing off I just missed..
@kei35315 жыл бұрын
Him: _”get down on your knees and-“_ me: *woah there buddy-*
@springtrapgurl96625 жыл бұрын
I can't cook boi, my normal cooking would be poison in itself- Him: And I will have my hands on you. **S C R E A M S** *MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS WATCHING THIS WITHOUT HEADPHONES, ASKING IF I WANTED FRENCH TOAST, AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER MUTED SOMETHING SO FAST!!!!!!* I think some fanart is required....
@hon3ybunny015 жыл бұрын
hmmmmm I think I am gunna go back to the sun elf now he is nice and cuddly
@marissabyrne76314 жыл бұрын
Him: This manor needs cleaning. Me: Sorry, I'm already Howl's cleaning lady. I'm not cleaning your place too 😂
@lostsilver11625 жыл бұрын
I mean I won't thank you, but I'll get down on my knees for another reason 😏 TO PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
@mil22925 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WERE ALL CHILDREN OF *J E S U S*
@hotchocolate24784 жыл бұрын
AND THE LORT!!!
@0nionly3 жыл бұрын
@@mil2292 *someone doing... A **_smell test_* Kumbaya mY LORD KUMBAYA
@floofiestmoth5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss! I love himmm! This made my day 100x better! I love your work! Thank you~! ❤❤❤❤
@espooney52555 жыл бұрын
Nothing like listening to a sadistic Elf before school 👌
@DerpySquiddles40434 жыл бұрын
Honestly i would die so fast with this guy him: you step one toe out of line i will- me: I GET IT, HOT WAX, RACK, STABBING I GET IT
@thelostpotatochip4 жыл бұрын
Dang I feel so bad for him if the person he captured is into BDSM. He wouldn’t be able to “train” them at ALL
@lEnaril5 жыл бұрын
Ok but what if the listener is extra hardcore masochist? him: *giving you the lashing of your life* listener: harder daddy ♥♥♥ him: O.o ...ok but... you behave ok?
@dakotacambridge78335 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right.
@gioiapiccigallo45205 жыл бұрын
2 DAYS IN A ROW THANK YOU
@DarkandTwistedWhisper5 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be a vid each day this week!
@ellieboughey7605 жыл бұрын
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper AND I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILI'S TONIGHT
@CollegeGirl18014 жыл бұрын
Okay but this needs to become a series 😩
@Danny-iy8gq5 жыл бұрын
This would be real bad for me cause I have really low pain tolorence
@springtrapgurl96625 жыл бұрын
Saaaame....
@mitsuhamcelderry9895 жыл бұрын
Same though!
@hotchocolate24784 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@honeymilktea86735 жыл бұрын
This came into my mind for no reason when are you gonna make another Lamia video
@marshall83285 жыл бұрын
rainbow star i’ve been wondering that too
@honeymilktea86735 жыл бұрын
@@marshall8328 we have been waiting
@starcade_15 жыл бұрын
I went from crying to fangirling omg thank you 🖤
@jessicaelliott96823 жыл бұрын
Him talking about causing me pain and me knowing he is going to be so utterly confused while doing this because when I'm in pain I dont cry or scream I laugh and I dont know why like i wouldnt be able to be serious in this moment
@oliviastanton1805 жыл бұрын
I want Salt! Salt!!! Help me SAAAAALT!!!!
@Cordeila5 жыл бұрын
SALT HELP USSSS!!!!!
@springtrapgurl96625 жыл бұрын
I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS, BUT YEAH, SAAALT HEEEELP UUUUSSSSS
@Rton5 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, oh my heart, oh god you can't do this to me. You can't rope me in with more of my kryitonite, then make him a sadistic, dominte, yandere, on top of it. I'm in love with this, good job!
@cocoaplayzgacha15774 жыл бұрын
Him: *says that elves don't sleep* Me: *wait.... I'm a elf!? Wow. Cool*
@kierstinrussell89925 жыл бұрын
make another dark elf and sun elf asmr
@DarkandTwistedWhisper5 жыл бұрын
I...it's been one day!
@wheezingwyvern5385 жыл бұрын
Return of our favorite Dark Elf! Great work as always!!
@gex86835 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I think I'm better better already with al this training!
@LilThreat88 Жыл бұрын
The best ASMR actor and has so many different voices! Love your channel, new sub
@chubchubcherub91835 жыл бұрын
Dark elf says that he'll drip hot candle wax on me Me: HAHA I did that to myself when I was younger to see if it hurts. It only does for about 10 seconds! I can get through that! (I know I can be weird. I love being weird)
@winterwolf51525 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂😂
@AlannysL.N5 жыл бұрын
I still do it sometimes xD
@yourlocalcultleader74835 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i do that. I'm a weird child-
@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos5 жыл бұрын
Yes, please!!!
@snowr78065 жыл бұрын
Him: I expect you to know how to cook Me: is that a challenge Also me: you just opened a can of whoop ass of the culinary kind. Also other me: wait so what if I try hugging him in his 'sleep' are
@dakotacambridge78335 жыл бұрын
YES
@Alyssa-t5 жыл бұрын
Omg he’s here to haha. Wonder who’s coming up tomorrow
@crimsonwhispers50535 жыл бұрын
I love audios like this the darker the better, 🤗😊❤👍
@pleasantpheasant74565 жыл бұрын
My dark elf character Nero: why do you speak ill of our race... I'm going to go continue my quest to master the arcane arts of restoration and along the way help people *walks away at a brisk pace*
@insaneelizabeth37535 жыл бұрын
Him: the other of my kind, hm dark elves Me: •pause’s•... you sever the bright lord!
@KendrasKornerAudio5 жыл бұрын
I loved this!
@renmoore53955 жыл бұрын
Him: *mentions torture* Me: kinky
@vincestewart324 жыл бұрын
I would be dead in seconds, I seriously spend half the time I'm listening to these particular characters flipping off the screen with a massive "screw you" look on my face
@talujahayes16874 жыл бұрын
Me: shaking hard as the elf grabs my shoulder
@rustingstardust52064 жыл бұрын
Please!! A third installment? I love this so much you have no idea...
@juliacortez55165 жыл бұрын
Didn't Thor kill all of you guys in that terrible sequel?... I think I'm talking about another group of dark elves.
@SairinEarthsea5 жыл бұрын
I think I'm thinking of frost elves. 😕
@oddishblue32545 жыл бұрын
What would be cool is if part 2 this character escapes and is rescued by a different type of elf.
@jonathanjoestar43795 жыл бұрын
Get your sadistic æśš away from m-
@periwinkleblue34163 жыл бұрын
With my poor cooking skills my fate is already sealed. Damn.
@MoonchildDontCry3 жыл бұрын
I would honestly love a part 3 where he gets all jealous over someone else wanting us as slave
@possiblyavian-38203 жыл бұрын
H-how do you expect me to serve you if I can’t even start a shower without getting an adrenaline rush-
@catwald04 жыл бұрын
this is like a year and half later but part 3 damn it!
@hybridmaiden16455 жыл бұрын
*OWO* I've been waiting for dis
@finn4the_human43 жыл бұрын
Bro you know how much to hold a candle
@mochi__65685 жыл бұрын
I want a whole series about the good elf and dark elf x listener❤️❤️
@kannonball57894 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no, the portal has opened. I am out. Eilistraee sends regards to her mother.
@boogbirb4955 жыл бұрын
FIRE!
@tikithenicedragonness18725 жыл бұрын
I love this!!!!
@non-binary22864 жыл бұрын
I've read sad dark elf and i was so surprised when he said slave
@queenbrea63845 жыл бұрын
I wemt from the sweet mushroom guy to this and my head was screaming still like him but the difference lol
@adobi_flash2535 жыл бұрын
Me : ( listens to this just to practice talking back to people) HAHAHAHAHAHAH BITCH YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME I DO WHAT I WANT ( proceeds to jump out a window)
@leviscleaningclub40743 жыл бұрын
The title: Dark elves Me: OOooo so like from that one Thor movie Watches video Me: No DeFiNiTeLy NoT LiKe ThAt OnE tHoR mOvIe
@queenpotato96604 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you did this voice but I just got hypnotized from it and my brain went into a trance where I could not see anything but that face it's so cute I want to make your videos and videos are very good but still that voice hypnotize me
@gensoyuuki865 жыл бұрын
NICE!! 👍👍👍very nice!!
@Charliek7275 жыл бұрын
Hello DarkTwistWhisp How's your day?
@Cby-zm5pc5 жыл бұрын
More of this dark elf please!
@arsonthefiregenasi68414 жыл бұрын
I would be dead so fast....I need things explained in detail and repeated atleast twice because my neurodivergent brain isn't normal
@cosmosis99035 жыл бұрын
Not even close to first😂
@hiyoriiki68295 жыл бұрын
Hitoshi Shinso Leave. Go back to UA Shinso
@uncomfortableviewings90865 жыл бұрын
Omg please part 2 this
@DarkandTwistedWhisper5 жыл бұрын
this is part two!
@sinsational68464 жыл бұрын
Will you do another video where the Listener manages to escape on some sort of luck? That'd be nice
@teenfoe5 жыл бұрын
Now if only he could show us his way of whipping us.
@MichKlo5 жыл бұрын
Talking about dripping candle wax I immediately had a flashback when I accidentaly poured candle wax on my hand. It was uh, painful
@dramaticundertones58893 жыл бұрын
We need to find Moe and make them write a part three or so help me man I'll do it myself
@SoothingBelle4 жыл бұрын
My ovaries are having mixed feelings at 1am...
@binx21132 жыл бұрын
Tell me why this looks like a real pepper🫑
@pingoo.20055 жыл бұрын
Well, there goes a Gelfling-
@lostsilver11625 жыл бұрын
Tables have turned this is Skyrim and I'm a dragon born bichhhhhhhhhh!
@GothKiitsune5 жыл бұрын
"im unphased im a drow elf thief"
@NiaJustNia5 жыл бұрын
Immune to all poison? What about good old fashioned food poisoning though? 🤔