ASMR || BONK! You're Under Arrest!! ~ pats'n scritchies

[@SkittyKat]

If you don't wanna be called a "good boy"... Gender Neutral version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYrbqJdjeNR0a6s

[@Whistful]

I was bonked

[@chiffmonkey]

@MALCOLM BECKER But not good

[@caiden5855]

Does it matter

[@bendover5786]

@@caiden5855 to some it matters but hey who are we to say anything as long as everyone can enjoy no harm no foul

[@TheJadeE]

@@caiden5855 Yes.

[@thatguyoversea]

"Don't you feel weak?" "I feel like shit"

[@assasson47]

Sign the god dam petition

[@moonwolf6540]

Hurry he killed the other 46 assassins.

[@unusual_sandwich]

Should have signed the petition

[@justarandombluebird8222]

*_B U T T S A U C E_* - Postal dude

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

_T-poses aggressively_

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Came here after watching “Will You Sign My Petition?” and now I can’t stop cackling like a madman through the whole thing.

[@thecasualgamer5995]

Same here XD

[@n.e.o5334]

I’m with you

[@chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192]

im so glad i watched that it has introduced me to a whole new world of things to not only laugh at but also gain an appreciation for

[@Keklord_]

Same lmao

[@glitchnex680]

Same man

[@OverBark_]

She said Bonk, she already won this argument.

[@dragonrider7101]

Judge: * _Taps papers_ Well, you have an alibi, several witnesses, and even surveillance footage from a camera maintained by the federal government all proving your innocence... _Buuuuuuuuuuuuut_ she *DID* bonk you, so you can see the bind I'm in...

[@SkittyKat]

I'll Boop! you next time :)

[@ryth-]

@@SkittyKat NOT THE BOOP. THATS EVEN WORSE THAN A BONK, IT'S PRACTICALLY A DEATH SENTENCE

[@DevoidedTV]

@@ryth- its like wholesome police brutality

[@ryth-]

@@DevoidedTV couldn't have said it better

[@zzjopr]

"DAMN, HERE I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS JUST ENJOYING MY SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS."

[@77Phoenix]

"And you people have to freak out on me"

[@simpblasterlikesguns9661]

Wait isn’t the second amendment the right to bare arms

[@zzjopr]

@@simpblasterlikesguns9661 yea, it's a postal reference

[@unusual_sandwich]

@@simpblasterlikesguns9661 nah its to bear legs

[@epicbruh7735]

@@simpblasterlikesguns9661 E X A C T L Y

[@edcellwarrior]

I can't wait for "Going to court with your cuddly lawyer"

[@Moniker08]

@digifalc0087 FEMALE Phoenix Wright?!?!?!?!

[@pernielsen7525]

I sentance u to an hour of repeated pats and scritchies!!!

[@icyatlasartworks]

"dropping the soap in the cuddly showers"

[@brendacortez207]

@@icyatlasartworksYOU MADE A MISTAKE. NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA DO THE ''THING'' TO YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@brendacortez207 I must face my fate, whether I will see tomorrow or not, that is for the gods to decide.

[@Brutalyte616]

Plot Twist: Neo isn't actually mute, she just uses the quietest ASMR voice possible and constantly talks mad shit

[@codyp49]

I believe it

[@pinkbosschanel]

Seems legit

[@aidenlash2323]

I think you on to something

[@jormungandr3892]

How do you have a krieg pfp and also know of Neo? Two of my favorite characters from any franchise and you brought them both in one place

[@Brutalyte616]

@@jormungandr3892 What can I say? I am a man of taste.

[@VarnFury]

*Slowly eats a muffin* "So your saying... I'm being arrested for stealing a muffin... but I have the right to eat said muffin. Sounds about right...."

[@dragonrider7101]

Ladies and gents, the American penal system at its finest...

[@SkittyKat]

You're being arrested for handholding.

[@VarnFury]

@@SkittyKat "I swear, I was only shaking their hand office! I'm being set up!" Anyways, Thanks for the content you put out all the time Skitty. Your my favorite creator out of anyone I've listen to for ASMR, helps allot with my insomnia. May the muffin gods forever bless you.

[@Luses24]

@@SkittyKat What do you mean hand holding I was with my wife???

[@uwu8725]

@@SkittyKat PREMARITAL HAND HOLDING? Tragic, kids these days going wild. thank you for making this by the way it’s very sweet

[@MistSGM]

Skitty: *Bonk* Scout: Ah. A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.

[@samgafford2371]

Needa dispensah here

[@Uchiha-fi4ij]

You have a Chiaki profile pic so I liked your comment

[@edgetransitcollecter3139]

Skitty would win

[@adonmansour3283]

Kung fu panda

[@mjacknback8994]

@@edgetransitcollecter3139 b o n k

[@onesnazzyboizero8034]

Under arrest? For? Get illegal headpats from a certain dealer? Being a blood donor?, harboring a moth?,Or lack of sleep hmm...

[@SkittyKat]

The last one is a HUGE offense. Bonk!

[@PunkZombie1300]

Technically the moth was harboring us

[@murlocmaster6192]

@@SkittyKat i totally love ur replies! Its so nice that u read our comments

[@HallowedGreaves]

As long as it isn't for my tax fraud I'm fine with it.

[@Zuxitivity]

I can explain

[@martinhodges572]

I'm still waiting for Skitty to read the entire Bee Movie script to us.

[@Moniker08]

Gibi did that

[@gitaroomax]

Since I discovered the Skittykat channel, I have, for instance: - Stress relieved in 90% - Found likeness for ASMR videos - Been less depressed - Fallen in love with her voice. Would recommend in several lifetimes.

[@SkittyKat]

I'll bonk the rest of your stress away

[@Whistful]

She's probably my favorite amsr artist, her content is so good

[@lanzvitales2467]

69 noice

[@noloviden4750]

@Official Vin Diesel Oh indeed

[@razgriz2276]

Honestly, between skitty, honey sweet, and tea audio. My stress levels have never been better.

[@RozArialind]

"I have a badge so you listen to me" me, talking to my traded pokemon

[@5ashll303]

That only affects Pokémon from other trainers.

[@sarcasticfanstic]

Seeing neo as a cop is not just cute but so perfect made my day

[@kingcrimson3064]

Apparently Neo had moved from the porn industry to the being a cop

[@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie]

@@kingcrimson3064from the what?…. How did she…

[@fancystreams3434]

Listen lady, first of all, that badge is a sticker! Second, you’re arresting me for playing TF2?

[@professionalstreetlime7543]

Ayyy tf2 gang

[@SkittyKat]

A very shiny sticker :3

[@hei_zart5690]

I think it's legit man.. The sticker is shiny :3

[@Italy497]

you were playng objective in 2fort

[@fancystreams3434]

Only for the first round

[@jaxregona3028]

When you're taller than the loli cop: I AM ABOVE THE LAW

[@SkittyKat]

Darnit

[@NickValentine_2287]

5'10 go brrr

[@BiggestG]

Hmph. Only true cultivators of the dao can achieve the legendary six-foot nirvana realm. Shows what you juniors know.

[@NickValentine_2287]

@@BiggestG I mean, im 14

[@anormalguy-t42]

haha 6'2 go brrr

[@emperorgoose5982]

Goose facts : the American crow measures around 17.5 inches

[@jasonlem6336]

wait... goose facts?

[@ghostlightningboi5618]

I love crows

[@OrangeSan]

Oh just the perfect size

[@LowIntSpecimen]

can i get a goose fact

[@four_stop7616]

Damn, how sharp are their beaks usually?

[@engbang3517]

Theory: cop and dealer are twin sisters, explains same voice, why she isn’t caught, and how she knows

[@astolfo9111]

counter theory: she was selling the headpats as a undercover police

[@KiltLeo]

Counter counter theory: Schizophrenia

[@azaanhm]

counter counter counter theory: ...um i-i don't have um anything to say I just wanted to say 'counter counter counter theory'!! arrest me???

[@astolfo9111]

@@azaanhm I will head you to the authority

[@Carlos-ne3zf]

Counter theory: Dealer is under investigation but they havent got anyone to testify against her or evidence enough for a solid case

[@saddelta6785]

You won’t fool me I know you work with the IRS I will not pay my taxes

[@SkittyKat]

Then I am here to collect the pat tax!

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

Wait, i thought taxes were optional.

[@caseylangstaff]

Pro tip: you can avoid paying taxes if you're a billionaire.

[@chickenpower5732]

Tax evasion? I am pretty sure you just mean strategic accounting.

[@lowo6045]

@@caseylangstaff pro tip, is you report no earning you don't have to pay taxes, Trump taught me this one

[@Anonymous-qb5qf]

0:10 *”No, I Am The LAW”* Look just sign this stupid petition i’ve got stuff to do.”

[@RyudenTamarashi]

There's an awful lot of talking going on for using a mute characters art.....Skitty to voice Neo when? I think that Bonk, bonked me good. ;p

[@dalesmith3782]

thats not neo, thats skitty cosplaying neo :p

[@conradlecroy5821]

@@dalesmith3782 More like Skitty cosplaying Neo cosplaying a cop

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

Neo is a waifu. 10/10 would be bonked again.

[@aidandanielson9453]

FINALLY BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING IF IT WAS NEO (Glad to see fellow RWBY watchers) 🤗

[@MrJebenarochez]

@@conradlecroy5821 "I'm a girl, PLAYIN' a girl, DISGUISED as another girl!" - Skitty, probably

[@copypaste6606]

Jokes aside it’s really cool how you actually connect these characters. Like in here we’re arrested for getting illegal head pats from our head pat dealer and in the yandere video she mentioned being jealous of the distractible doctor. Gotta give props to the creativity and consistency.

[@Explosionbird]

I've never heard the word bonk not followed up with "go to horny jail" so I'm a little concerned of what prison looks like in this skittyverse.

[@Christopher-N]

Ah, our local Moldovan step-mom.

[@incognitomode4895]

Horny is punishable by death, not prison

[@bar1scorpio]

The Prison System ain't nothing but a legal Yandere Cuddle Dungeon!

[@lexibigcheese]

@@bar1scorpio ~w~ sounds good to me 's long as there's fluff too. 's in my rights.

[@thisiswhatilike54]

I imagine it looks like a bouncy castle

[@TheCrazyOne2]

“Damn, here I was, minding my own my own business, and you people have to freak out on me”

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

This is a weird punishment it makes me wanna do more crime

[@anonymousreader6995]

yeah makes me wana commit masspat-acide and scratchie-manslaughter

[@bearwithacomputer]

@@anonymousreader6995 can't spell manslaughter with out laughter

[@anonymousreader6995]

@@bearwithacomputer you also can't spell it without fun , well without "having fung", in there

[@approvedstudios558]

More?🥥

[@thesilentsniper2539]

"you've got a pat addiction" checks playlists views. Yeah that's fair

[@moonwolf6540]

Gets out of jail: "so head pat dealer"

[@ivyivyivy316]

Dog the bounty hunter: gives criminals a smoke Skittykat: gives criminals emergency headpats

[@_oo_54]

I will never tell on my head pat dealer NEVER!!!

[@SkittyKat]

... I respect that. But you're still coming with me!

[@som3rand019]

@@SkittyKat IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

[@hoddtoward2623]

@@som3rand019 I'm on nightshift here from the horny jail, you're going away for a long time

[@som3rand019]

@@hoddtoward2623 NEVER AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[@vipertoothpaintball5724]

headpats self as a way out so I do not have to go back to jail.

[@michagowacki6083]

"no, i am the law"

[@chinmustache6420]

I like this officer, she’s nicer than my family

[@SkittyKat]

Sounds like they need some hard bonks!

[@deancapistrano1485]

I felt this on another level

[@kingcrimson3064]

You're everywhere.

[@grandadmiralthrawn92]

For those unaware, the "police officer" is Neo Politan, a character from the anime RWBY. It's a pretty good one, especially since every weapon... is also a gun.

[@sandpope2977]

Its a caliber sniper rifle A what? It's also a gun.

[@jerhald3253]

Hardly an anime, it’s more of a Western thing.

[@grandadmiralthrawn92]

@@jerhald3253 But it does have an official Japanese dub voiced by real Japanese voice actors and is marketed as an anime in Japan. I think it qualifies.

[@jerhald3253]

@@grandadmiralthrawn92 fair enough then

[@tacodude83]

Ah yes, a true American show

[@thesteampunkmachine9077]

UNDER ARREST!, NOT IF YOU CAN'T CATCH M-

[@Max-if2np]

*Bonk*

[@SkittyKat]

~*sneaks up behind you* BOO!

[@notsocrazytank707]

not if I switch into my maximum overdrive

[@cassette_ed]

@@notsocrazytank707 in this case I dont think youll want to

[@thesteampunkmachine9077]

@@SkittyKat ah fuck

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

"yeah yeah blah blah, these errands aren't gonna do themselves"

[@FilthyVA]

I see that Officer Skitty was sure to visit that cakery down the streets that sells those sweet new GLOWnuts!

[@lemonyanva1976]

But it's no-nut November..... she's a corrupt cop

[@andrewlance3898]

@@lemonyanva1976 No Nut November? Sounds like a criminal conspiracy. Book 'em, boys!

[@lemonyanva1976]

@@andrewlance3898 you'll never take me alive......"cue city escape"

[@ColorlessRonin]

When you realize that a majority of the population in the Skitty cinematic universe are all named Skitty: * surprised pikachu face *

[@andrewlance3898]

@@lemonyanva1976 "Unit 4 to central, we are in pursuit of a 4-2-0 near the cakery. Repeat, 4-2-0 near the cakery. Requesting backup."

[@JustPNG_]

Scouts after caving a sniper's head in with melees : 0:00

[@andrewanderson1512]

Sniper would be like: "Why do you sound like a creepy girl, Scout?"

[@JustPNG_]

@@andrewanderson1512 Somebody in 9 months..to understand a TF2 comment!

[@andrewanderson1512]

@@JustPNG_ Yes! And it was me!

[@brebogen]

Listening? Ok hehe. Grass grows, birds flies, sun shines and brodah, I hurt people!

[@andrewanderson1512]

@@brebogen Bonk!

[@barackobama651]

What's officer skitty gonna do when she busts down headpat seller skitty's illegal headpat ring

[@locomastero]

Sounds like a crossover.

[@Luses24]

Are you telling me there is a multiverse???

[@FrickleFragginFruckl]

@@Luses24 I think it’s just one universe actually. The skitty audio universe.

[@Luses24]

But there are different skitty's????

[@Luses24]

That is confusing

[@themadhatter3175]

I love how the headpat world is all connected

[@o1660]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@eanna3781]

Skitty: "You're under arrest!" Me: "I was just eating toast!"

[@dragonrider7101]

BAD!!! Muffins only!!!

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

is this a villager news refence?

[@sunshinez-2017]

How did I go from watching jimmy carr to something so wholesome

[@ImperialGuardsman2]

Just nod and accept it, friend.

[@asherlewis2987]

I've never clicked so fast.

[@pryzez]

Only the real ones watch her through the window when shes recording the vid

[@DATAgrub]

@@pryzez damn.

[@DATAgrub]

@@pryzez i paused a bit thinking what if my phone was rigged with spyware and just an inch away from death by secret society waiting for the right time to execute me in some way my photo will be posted on the milk box as a missing person while ppl drink their milk in the morning.

[@viper7990]

Relatable

[@bestsoviet8536]

Honestly though

[@mde0222]

I AM THE LAW - Postal Dude

[@dexdrex5090]

Neo: Talks RWBY fans: W A I T T H A T ' S I L L E G A L

[@geraltthewitcher1822]

And the how

[@kingcrimson3064]

Are we the only RWBY fans here? Is it just me or is Skitty always using Neo?

[@TotesNotAPerson]

Are you a rvb fan to cause if not then W A I T T H A T S I L L E G A L

[@Avetho]

@@kingcrimson3064 Well, Neo is objectively RWBY's best girl

[@som3rand019]

@@Avetho of course it's scientifically proven

[@Ohmahgod]

"I'm just exercising my second ammendments rights lady"

[@justintaylor-deadguydave5932]

"Respect my authoritai" -Skitty channeling Cartman

[@putpompano9233]

RUSPECT MA ATHORITAH

[@slateracostap]

Im on the ground dieing from laughter.

[@chickenpower5732]

These comments make my day.

[@notaveragecr6041]

Shut up fatass.

[@letgomyeggo6571]

Hey I’m not fat I’m just big bonned

[@endguy9757]

The amount of adorable is almost to much. I happily give up.

[@mc7507]

*Pat Dealer watching me get arrested * "I told him to run...I told him I told him...sigh..there goes my best customer. "

[@catlover7204]

I've been clean for 8 months, and every day I crave pats. Quitting isn't easy, it often takes a harsh breakup from your pat supplier, but it can be done, and there are resources out there to help you.

[@ivanbraginsky8224]

I can see that Skitty's covert operations haven't gone unnoticed.

[@widebhb950]

"Look, just sign the stupid petition, I have stuff to do"

[@ReluctantlySane]

Skitty: "You are under arrest" Me, nervously,: "W..what for?" Skitty: "illegal headpats" Me: " Oh is that all? I thought..I mean..yes, that is what you should arrest me for..and only that."

[@moonwolf6540]

Sir do you have something to say

[@ReluctantlySane]

@@moonwolf6540 N..No officer, I mean, it's not like I've been hand holding without a permit or anything, haha, that would just be wrong.

[@moonwolf6540]

@@ReluctantlySane hmm ok you get of with a warning

[@Zeya-j4w]

what adorable universe have I fumbled into

[@ShinyJoey349]

I was just thinkin about pats😂😂

[@SkittyKat]

~*patpat*

[@ShinyJoey349]

@@SkittyKat thank chu for pats!~

[@uwu8725]

@@SkittyKat can i also have extra pats? ;w;

[@darthsauron8052]

Her: “BONK! Hold it right there mister.” Me:”...Neo? You can talk?!”

[@Avetho]

Reminds me of a fanfic I read where Neo's voice was fixed by the new protagonist so she trolled Cinder and her lackeys until it was time to make her exit, where she insulted Cinder so badly that she exploded in anger from being outplayed XD

[@Quartermaster2014]

Looks like I'm taking my lunch break earlier than expected. Not like I'm complaining though, these videos are awesome.

[@immortalkhang8294]

"Look are you gonna sing the pettition or will it be your surviving family members?"

[@SkittyKat]

Sing? Maybe

[@ethanlopez5391]

@@SkittyKat”Butt Sauce”

[@lordbutano]

Oh no Skitty Neo just bonked me with pats!

[@firered1017]

"I am the law" "No! I am the law"

[@lonelyhearts7]

1:34 "you have the right to eat muffins!" this is how the justice system should work

[@leonthelucario1865]

Me late at night: huh this asmr video looks interesting SkittyKat: bonk your under arrest. Also Me: *screams the THX sound effect and dies of a cuteness overdose*

[@SkittyKat]

🤗

[@moonwolf6540]

Get this man an ambulance he having a cuteness overdose the most dangerous overdose.

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

_Yay, now I can do homework and listen to this at the same time_ _BIG POG BIG POG, getting arrested, not so POG_

[@Ben-dm3xk]

I’m doing that rn ;-;

[@Holo.Shitter]

Good luck with your homework my man

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

@@Holo.Shitter thanks bro, will try to finish most of it today

[@atf1173]

How dare you be so relaxing! I was going to take a small break form online school with your video to unwind and I fell right asleep! You are the greatest thank you!

[@atf1173]

That's Neo in the thumbnail! Skitty just became twice as cool

[@topfranluis1]

I was hoping you’d say: You thought she was a dealer, but it was ME, SKITTY

[@soccpuppet4638]

Is that a MFING JOJO REFERENCE

[@topfranluis1]

@@soccpuppet4638 Yes

[@cockroachstepper]

"you're under arrest" me, a gta player, who has committed multiple mass shootings, multiple counts of vehiclular manslaughter, drove a tank on the highway, owns 5 fighter jets, took part in illegal street racing, robbed the same place hundreds upon hundreds of times, stood on the street in a juggernaut suit and caused chaos, stole multiple weapon crates from an aircraft carrier and went through their defenses, and stole a few million dollars worth of aircraft: ok

[@spacegamer267]

Even the mk2 is defenseless against a bonk

[@antonischatz.2133]

Don't forget gang cleansing (or am I the only one to pop every single balla fool in Grove Street?))

[@jackthorton10]

Ahhhh, another lovely day on Los Santos

[@the1manchannel_821]

I gotta admit, I kinda cried during this. I was going through a lot of self loathing a while ago, and hearing her talk about headpats and scratchies in a really serious way, kinda made me cry a bit. Cause it made me feel like I actually screwed up. But when she made me lay down on her lap and talk to me like all she wants is to help, it made me a lot more happy, even though I cried more cause I felt like I was undeserving. Overall, 10/10 great audio, I’m just an emotional person

[@belgrieve205]

"I'm runnin circles around ya"

[@-shantae-1545]

I was waiting for a reference to appear xD

[@redlion517]

"Ladies and gentlemen, the ASMR roleplay you are about to see is true. The headpats have been changed to protect the innocent." *DRAGNET: SKITTYKAT EDITION* "This is the city: Los Angeles, California. In these troubled times we live in, close interaction with other people is nearly impossible to come by. However, even with restrictions in place to assure people's safety, those desperate for the touch of another human being - even the slightest pat on the head - are willing to go against the law in order to sate this appetite of theirs. That's where I go to work. My name's Skitty. I carry a badge."

[@SkittyKat]

I dunno why "I carry a badge" made me laugh so much. ❤️

[@kotori0262]

That BONK gave me brain damage give me your doughnut

[@SkittyKat]

No, it's MY 'nut! :P

[@justamalfunctioningai7940]

@@SkittyKat OwO

[@matthewbrasel2737]

Sweet jeebus, if cops were like this (we're gonna speak to you in a sweet relaxing manner based on preference) people would be committing crimes left and right HOPING to be pulled over or arrested. Also, its so cute you have this character set up to deal with headpats withdraws

[@lorech.8326]

“I have something tremendously important to say” “Bonk”

[@dausefulmarker]

IM GONNA MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A -- *bonk*

[@o1660]

*b0nk*

[@TheBaroBoys]

“No i AM the law”

[@herrbear3049]

POV: they caught you buying a turkey that feeds more than ten people for thanksgiving

[@rowedavis2630]

that bonk at the beginning has an unfathomable energy

[@mr.macgregor5203]

If Neo could talk, she would sound like this.

[@Avetho]

I certainly believe that if someone could fix Neo's voice in-universe such that she could canonically speak, her voice would certainly be a cute one (like, just getting a voice, you'd be shy to use it). I mean, Casey Lee Williams is Neo's "Voice Actress" and she also does Weiss' singing voice, so there's that to consider. But it'd be hilarious if Neo had that "ara ara" voice since she's very likely in her 20s XD

[@galacticknight55544]

I think she sounds like she does in RWBY Thoughts' "What Neo Really Thinks" video.

[@Lucas_inTheLIGHT]

Ngl this has to be the cutest start to her videos that I’ve seen so far

[@thatoneguyyouknow9953]

I'm just here exercising my second amendment rights

[@undrinkablesmoothie]

1. This is utterly ADORABLE. 2. I was about 5 minutes in before I even realized who that's a pic of, lol.

[@alienkats6683]

ironic that she can't talk.

[@MrElleoluis]

Skittyverse: the headpats crackheads

[@luigizyx4996]

This video is too good. This was maybe my 7th time watching this in a span of about 6 months and I never knew we got handcuffed in the end because I'd always fall asleep by then.

[@secondary_yt]

Imagine if this played out in real life no one would be sad

[@dylanbass8451]

You won’t fool me, Detective Skittykat, you’ll never get my Snuggle Taxes!

[@rubynall80]

I'm conflicted between complying and resisting.

[@aperson7864]

You are so soothing I love you and your scritchies and your voice is absolutely amazing

[@Holo.Shitter]

NO NO I will return the stolen hands officer!

[@donovansfrrzz2571]

NANIIIII

[@antipixel8774]

But luck was on the side of "Kira Yoshikage".

[@Holo.Shitter]

@@antipixel8774 If she doesn’t see this comment I can keep the hands and run away like hecc

[@dfty1249]

@@antipixel8774 "then Giorno lied..."

[@kingcrimson3064]

But then King Crimson erased time and leapt past it, only i, King Crimson, am worthy to stand at the apex of humanity! Only i, King Crimson, deserve all the hands!

[@disheveledfatguy1493]

I was at work when i got the notification and i have never been more excited to get home

[@saltefan5925]

"Wait... This isn't horny jail!" The moment I heard "Bonk!" I totally expected a reference to your offsite content.

[@TotesNotAPerson]

B O N K you are under arrest for sus activity you have the right to remain not horni anything you say and do can be held against you in the law of court be a good person and you might get sum head pats

[@codysphotography9716]

I'm very happy I read the comments with this asmr it made my day ☺

[@jayjayx6666Xx]

Skitty I love how weird and wholesome you are XD

[@SkittyKat]

I like being weird ❤️ thank you

[@heavenlyrey]

@@SkittyKat what about being wholesom- ohhhhhhhhh.

[@Tyler-ox8lu]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. Best reference lol

[@crapperplays8381]

well here i am just minding my own business enjoying my second ammendment rights

[@TuberTheBunny]

And you people have to freak out on me

[@Kagesuki4060]

I can't go to rehab. Without the pats I fall back into my depression and sadness of having no one. You will never take me alive!

[@ultimawolflycan7298]

wait...Neo from RWBY can speak? and this is her voice? right, it’s official, she is the cutest RWBY character

[@DoofXMachina]

Well, it ain't rwby anymore. Just rwb

[@ultimawolflycan7298]

@@DoofXMachina i...take it you didn’t see the finale of volume 8 yet then

[@DoofXMachina]

@@ultimawolflycan7298 no of course I did. I was just fucking around. Now it's just gonna be a harem insteaf

[@ultimawolflycan7298]

@@DoofXMachina Jaune now has a harem of team RWBY and Neo XD

[@DoofXMachina]

@@ultimawolflycan7298 exactly. Hentai is gonna go fucking wild lol

[@ICEMAN-]

I like how all these are all connected in some way

[@Sarriuz]

I wish I lived in a world were the worst issues were head pat dealers ... seems like a much nicer and calmer world.

[@jibeeeee]

In all honesty though, I'm kinda glad that SkittyKat doesn't have ads. Cause I kind of have a hard time sleeping, and really don't wanna hear any loud ass video when I'm trying to realx. Plus, her videos are actually the ONLY thing that puts me to sleep. That, and I don't watch any other asmr vid.

[@SkittyKat]

Aw you're very welcome ❤️❤️

[@mxntsh2763]

Darn, even we can’t go against a bonk.

[@moonwolf6540]

Just run

[@Doc_Animator_N]

*Runs away* “You’ll never take me alive coppers!”

[@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie]

"Coppers? I thought you said clankers, why did I beat up this toaster for?"

[@bluey2229]

You know why most of us are here now because that video

[@novastanton2257]

>Neo is mime-ing in the background as Skitty delivers justice

[@actiumwarrig6971]

I was listening to this high AF yesterday and i was taking the entire arrest seriously

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

actually a good idea honestly