ASMR Boyfriend calls you cute but DIES from a Meteor

[@IronMouseParty]

WEIRD TREX MAN

[@theoverlordbear]

And I think this is a case of survival of the weirdest, Mousey. XD

[@stroodlepup]

Hallo, yes our product (this Dino boi) tend to be scuffed

[@JurardTRexford]

IRON RAT WOMAN

[@MoleculeXmolecule]

​@@JurardTRexfordPut some respect on the TUNGSTEN RODENT

[@jacobr2022]

It's okay, he can't hurt you, he's dead now

[@Sylcore]

now we know what *really* happened 65 million years ago

[@whistlerdan7718]

The meteor was specifically targeting Jurard

[@yushioktaviana2146]

I died reading this comment 😭😂🙏

[@samdee8185]

😂😂😂

[@rhecloudie]

my jaw is hurt when i read this comment😭😭

[@andersnelson]

I'm currently mewing while reading this, so I don't have permission to laugh. Otherwise, I'd screech with laughter.

[@brawlflowers]

My favorite ship dynamic: Dinasoars and meteors

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

jurard and meteor-chan are so cute tgt

[@Vionnea]

dinasoar!! soar high my cutie patootie dinasoar

[@duolingo-chantheannoyinggr5007]

Enemies to lovers😍❓

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

doomed yuri

[@rubyrose_gold]

"To you, 66 million years from now"

[@hida99ash]

"From you, 66 million years to now"

[@simonesurana]

eren?

[@thesilliest11]

aot reference, love it

[@WodenHoal]

woman of culture

[@jermaineaguilar1041]

Bro's accidental rizz be like: "I fall for you like a meteor crashing down to Earth."

[@Sylcore]

his love is so strong it wiped out all the other dinosaurs

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

Nah. He rizzed so hard that a meteor fell for him lol

[@bananapointone]

​@@justawanderingoldman7699 fell ON him

[@haykalakbar8208]

it's stellar stellar

[@Hanaaa1]

"your like a meteor falling down from earth; We all die because your very hot"

[@pixelaudrey]

[@Nixxenitiiii]

thank you so much for writing this down it really helped me see the deeper meaning and the message in this video, i will forever be grateful for this, thank you stranger

[@daizeemi]

Meteor: Bettel sends his regards

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

“BETTEL SENDS HIS REGARDS” HELPP

[@juraouji]

TIMESTAMPS 0:02 He misses you 0:08 Moment of realization 0:14 Screams of agony 0:22 End

[@cayaaaa9066]

I LOVE HOW THERE’S TIMESTAMPS LMAO

[@notTeaAmaretti]

vyn the mvp

[@transoyster]

o7

[@intisharnusalan1577]

Lmaaaoo this is hilarious

[@EmpiKuro]

>he misses you well the meteor didn't miss him

[@yakumoyomi5765]

My man casually flexing his VA skills. I respect it.

[@onlyshinji]

He will never get away with the meteor. They're destined

[@Kay_Sea251]

It's like Truck-kun, except for extinction-level events...

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

​@@Kay_Sea251"The Whole Earth Get Isekai-ed by a Meteor and Now They are Flooding the Other World's Population" Now this Isekai might bring something new to the genre

[@PersephoneInTheSpring]

@@justawanderingoldman7699 THIS IS GENIUS, Banchou needs to continue the mini series based on this title xD

[@devinose]

Jurard x Meteor the canon ship

[@noralinvicente2857]

Even funnier now😂

[@Dazzy_Draws]

THE MIC PEAKS ARE SENDING ME LMAOOOO

[@theogee_officialch]

That bass boosted "IS THAT A METEOR" always gets me, i love shit like that please make more of these scuffed asmrs pls 🙏

[@Fanimati0n]

The spiritual successor to "Hakka takes you on a date but can't stop dropping his metal pipes"

[@Rin_9716]

[EN] Hey Baby, I miss you so much. My cutie-patootie. My Angel. My sweet summer. God, What the f- is that? Is that a meteor!? F̸͈͌ȕ̸̜u̷̘͒ṷ̷͗u̵͖̇u̸͐ͅu̷̢͊u̶̠̎u̴̫͂u̶̢̇u̷̼͐a̸̻͘ḁ̶̇a̷̖͠á̷̢ä̶̬́a̶̧̔c̷̠̕k̴̪̒k̷̯͠k̷̨̾k̵͍̑!̴͙͆!!!!! ̶͇̔H̵̩̿o̶̬̐o̸̦̿ö̷̺ọ̴͝o̶̥̓o̴̖͛o̵̖͐o̴̼̓a̷̦͋a̸̱̒à̸̯h̵̪͂h̴̟̾ḧ̸̡́h̸̥̉h̵̞̔.̷͎̓ ̷͕̒!!!! B̵͖̃a̴̛̩e̴͓̚b̴̭͝y̴̨̌ỹ̴͈!!! ̴͍̓B̵̜͂ạ̶̈́à̷̹ȁ̵̞a̴̡͝é̵̗ě̶̱b̵̟̈y̵̭̽y̵̥̌ẏ̶͈ý̶̝!!!! ̷̼̅H̵͇̆ọ̷̒o̵͈̾ö̴̡́o̷̳͠a̴̭̓a̶̩͗a̶̗̐a̵͍̋ä̷͓a̶̧̎h̵̻̆h̷̢̋h̷͎͝h̷͇̏ḥ̸̾h̷͉̃h̸̔!!!!

[@SylvieSue-c2y]

Such a sad story.

[@UrCrazyGurl_Violet]

LMAOOO HELP

[@AlejandroGonzalez-ou1sl]

Guy scream so loud he turn into a police car

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

I LOVE HOW YOU CAN HEAR HIM JUST EVAPORATING

[@Eli-890gf]

0:08 is my fav part LMFAO "wtf is that"

[@theoverlordbear]

I can easily imagine how Jurard's body is unraveling from the meteor's force there. And now I'm thinking that he got rebuilt into revival like Kazuya Mishima was in Tekken 4.

[@certafan]

Oh yeah. This is going in the sleep aid playlist.

[@Ameute]

I fall sleep to this every night.

[@kay9892]

I'm still cryin from his screams LMFAOO This is what happened in the Mesozoic era

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Man. AND here I thought we'd get something wholesome from Jurard for once. What we got in the end was EVEN BETTER. 🤣🤣🤣✨

[@TranAran]

Bro turned into a car alarm before the video cuts off 💀

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

It's nice to see many are coming back here after our dino boy got crushed by a meteor in the WrestleTuber 2024 just the other day. This video is just like a prophecy for it lol

[@vcaesium]

Now we know the name of this meteor: Nana Asteria.

[@kuyoshie]

cant believe we got to see the wrestletuber match 2 months in advance

[@Monte_Carlo451]

The rizz was so negative that it attracted a meteor

[@cheer2moon]

This sums up his Wrestletuber match

[@campgoals]

came back to this realizing this was what happened when nana asteria ended the last remaining dino XD

[@JustALonelyFreak.]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT: Him: "my sweet someon-" ☺ *"God what the fuck is that??"* 🤨

[@Neowolf217]

Cutie patootie!! I'm F#$king dying! LOL

[@Bukyo284]

I can feel what dinosaur experience now.

[@meatniku2246]

its been written in the stars aha

[@theoverlordbear]

And now you got me thinking that his Stars JP seniors' song Pentas would be another hilariously great fit for him getting wiped out by a meteor.

[@thaitoan4760]

I love how it starts with talking close to the ear and end up talking through a walkie-talkie

[@kirigherkins]

"Oh neat another good ASMR boyfriend me--HOLOSTARS EN?!" lmaooo

[@mxsseschibi]

Finally. Finally the meteors got the coordinates correct

[@Dinahsour]

This always helps me sleep and relax, thank you 💖

[@Noobersss]

This Asmr gonna be a canon event in the #wrestletuber2024 when banchou is defeated in the first round

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

Well well well... It's already his fate, eh? Dinosaur will always lose to meteor...

[@3XZDgg]

canon event 😭

[@necomata105]

Holopro never beating the comedian allegation

[@sudayyn8370]

The scream suddenly become siren towards the end lmao

[@ProbablyAsmoDeus]

his scream when the meteor hits actually perfect to make some horror scream jumpscare

[@_ao]

the effects are so on point LMFAOOOO

[@Sh12pen]

I've been watching so many of these boyfriend parody asmr videos recently and it's only fitting that my oshi that fits the theme perfectly does one too 😂😂😂

[@seansmith877]

Me and my friend quote the "what the fuck is that" so often whenever anythings coming towards one of us in a game.

[@zanard33]

'Your Name' was a bit different from what I remembered.

[@KRNNT-]

I went from smiling in humor to a full-blown laughter.

[@Zoe_Staggs]

Dammmnnnn man’s rizz was so good even a meteor fell for him

[@GrumbleDogg]

Play this at 0.25x speed for an experience.

[@lost.274]

When he says you're cute but cheats immediately with a meteor

[@sapphirehoseki]

I'm honestly loving how this is becoming a trend😂

[@private7827]

This style of boyfriend asmr is my favorite thing to come out of the genre.

[@nqrkskai]

This asmr is making me so eepy especially this part 0:13

[@justzantony7334]

The Crunch in the mic😂😂😂

[@Reydriel]

I've come back to this about 7 times this past day and have burst out laughing every time lmfaooo

[@fudankun3000]

so that's the prologue of Jurard T Rexford before he got excavated and revived to be here now

[@bearcoffeecake66]

I'd be like "damn, that's crazy you good bruh?"

[@ArcaneMaiden]

Mission Accomplished. =====Battle Report===== Dinosaur - 0 Meteor - 1

[@dalgona4819]

Congrats on 100k lol (also gods this was louder when played on my desktop XD)

[@yannoyannonono443]

This gave me a hearty belly laugh I hadn't had in literal years. Thanks Jurard.

[@potpuree]

you were made for this. that was an aural, orchestral, theatrical masterpiece. truly amazing voice acting from the longing romantic notion at the start, the dread upon realising what was happening inevitably around you, the guttural fear in those screams that towards the end made you sound like the actual meteor itself. phenomenal voice acting, as always. very immersive asmr experience. i will listen to this on loop for the next 7 days to help with my insomnia. thank you banchou for always thinking of us im sorry you had to die to make this for us always in our hearts #sorawrity

[@imblank6161]

I'm been looping this video for like 20 times now, shit's dumb hilarious

[@its.zariaaa]

omg secret lore?!?! sasuga, banchou! this is amazing

[@softae6767]

THE MIC AT THE END I CANTTT 😂😂

[@mudcchi5571]

Best ASMR ever, RIP Banchou 🙏🙏🙏

[@dominoot2652]

I was imagining that it was only him that was dying and everyone else was fine

[@JustCallMeTiff.]

I FOUND THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED AND I'M GLAD I CLICKED ON IT

[@lilyphillips2867]

I like how the audio quality goes from crisp and clear to Nyan Neko Sugar Girls in less than a second

[@artbyphobia]

*THAT HIGH NOTE* 😭

[@HappyHakkitoSmiles]

Iconic tbh

[@TsundereAlpaca]

Bro's so attractive that he attracted a meteor

[@NyahNyahHeeey]

Seems like this meteor could actually aim

[@dual2limit]

He has such a way with words even when he's dying

[@shr1i1mp]

this is really good, I've never felt more at ease

[@JustAnotHerNoBody8]

This got me giggling, kicking my feet, and blushing.

[@TheInescapableVoidThatIsLife]

This was so much better than i though it was going to be, this made me laugh so hard im tearing up

[@Alexis-vv5bk]

And that concludes my essay on why ARMI is the best Vtuber group ever.

[@rizquartz]

dinosaur extinction caught on camera that’s crazy

[@natechods]

we need prequel of this

[@yuumeko]

So this is what they mean by girlfriend experience...

[@veronica_editig3698]

I just started laughing, this is funny as hell. I’m going crazy.

[@V4Vantablack]

omg my sides LMAOOOO thanks for a nice dinosaur history lesson

[@ThatGuyNikolas]

When he said: "Is that a meteor?" I felt that...

[@suoh_88]

Well, at least he made it out alive and documented it for us 😂

[@XavierScratch1987]

Oh, I uh, I guess I don't have a boyfriend anymore. Damn

[@coolchilliyo]

I watched this like 10+ times already. It was too funny. 😂

[@pentagonuts]

truly the asmr of all time. thank you banchou

[@NatashaHoney]

"a short love story"

[@AshuragaBenign]

The amount of dread I felt during the end, I was laughing at a man's last moments on Earth. God I feel like shit, but I liked it when he called me an angel 😇.

[@Idkmynamelmao]

I'm going to use this as a alarm clock 😂😂 I love this LMAO

[@Angel_dust_fan]

Underrated that scream was f@ck!ng amazing

[@king_tutankhamun]

i love the immediate drop in mic quality as the meteor approaches 💀

[@mihon6330]

I usually don’t like BFE asmr, but this is an exception🤣

[@yumerisa]

I KEEP REPLAYING THIS

[@ScatteredAcrossTimeAndSpace]

I think this the best one yet

[@LinksterGames]

HELP I'M CRYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN VLKNSDLKBVJNSFL

[@little_avena]

i nearly choked on my drink, help

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Oh god not the cutey patooty 💀 Glad he gone as fuck. Also, loved that he actually remembered to put on caps lock instead on typing in lowercase.

[@Mberlyyy]

Dying from a meteor....what an ICK😂😂😂

[@enoki_suki]

When Nana eradicate him

[@greensky___70]

jurard vs nana voicepack

[@enoki_suki]

@@greensky___70 LOL 😭

[@JOHAN-ml8vn]

I'm going to tell my kids this is how pangea got seperated

[@greensky___70]

it was a mistake to try out my new earphones on this