Him: I doubt you’re used to miracles Me, having met a Kitsune, tanuki, spider, two naga, a mandrake, a giant, an aurora, and god-knows-what-else and is still alive: *bet*
@aria56144 жыл бұрын
Squirrel... did you mean the Tanuki?
@kitariauthor59434 жыл бұрын
DatSeaWitch UDontKnow Haha 😆😆😆 We’re veterans, don’t mess with us.
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
Loosecat 56 yes I do i couldn’t remember the name. Thank you
@aria56144 жыл бұрын
@@datseawitchudontknow5329 You're welcome.
@jordanaguilera53494 жыл бұрын
Not to mention FUCKING GOD!!!!
@gergyta92114 жыл бұрын
Neko boy: who’s this lurking around my shrine Listener: aw shit here we go again
@annikalund23294 жыл бұрын
Shadow CatFox, i’m lost in the forest again... 🤦🏼♀️
@jasminguiza62274 жыл бұрын
Shadow CatFox Listener Chan: No one! Fuck off!
@lampshade7504 жыл бұрын
👌 noice
@Shitophobic4 жыл бұрын
Annika Lund Same... WHY DO I KEEP RUNNING INTO ALL THESE ANIMAL’S
@gergyta92114 жыл бұрын
Zach Is not beautiful we’re Disney princess obviously.
@randomjam.34 жыл бұрын
MC: Dude chill. Like, pspspspspsp
@KimthePix4 жыл бұрын
"The only way you could escape me would be a miracle. And I doubt you're used to those happening." *me, having encountered several many non-human beings: 'you underestimate me~'*
@keyboard_frog13304 жыл бұрын
:0 x2
@Caffiend-Cat4 жыл бұрын
*You underestimate my power!...*
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
Him, deeply and angrily: I do so love to punish 2 seconds later, him, adorably: ~nya~
@ghostleaf20734 жыл бұрын
-get an s/o that can do both-
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
Ghost Leaf oh HELL yeah
@obiblu25234 жыл бұрын
I guess he has the powers of Neko-mancy
@amandajay79224 жыл бұрын
Badum-tss!
@camerontofu57984 жыл бұрын
God has left the chat
@anitadarling55734 жыл бұрын
Obi Blu I love you.
@ohboy..4 жыл бұрын
This is illegal
@BR41N14CS4 жыл бұрын
*Sighs*
@clarasalazar98014 жыл бұрын
Nyamata: *purrs* Me: *drops everything* I would do anything for this man.
@daylightmoonlight73604 жыл бұрын
Clara Mungary That is so me 😂 lol
@gorousecretwife60613 жыл бұрын
Same (//ω//)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@SomeI3ody4 жыл бұрын
Neko boi: what's this...I smell a little human sneaking around my shrine~ Me: I'm trying to get my baseball back 👁️-👁️||
@missblank38874 жыл бұрын
Can'tSt0pCrying You sure about that -_-?
@mydadleftme47564 жыл бұрын
Wow
@serenity-feliciano95773 жыл бұрын
@@mydadleftme4756 TODORKI
@gavin_ilikedogs57562 жыл бұрын
🧍
@JustThatFroggo4 жыл бұрын
Due to covid-19 I cannot be captured by anything until further notice
@feathertheaveon84124 жыл бұрын
AHA! FINALLY SOMETHING THE VIRUS CAN BE USEFUL FOR
@mydadleftme47564 жыл бұрын
6 feet apart!!!!!
@talujahayes16874 жыл бұрын
@@feathertheaveon8412 would that really stop any unhuman creature from trying though?
@helloyouremyfriendnow3 жыл бұрын
@@talujahayes1687 probably not.. *XD*
@Antagonist_Tea3 жыл бұрын
"If a person attemps to kidnap you,just say no!They legally cannot kidnap you without your consent."
@Runesmiths4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this channel is giving us Stockholm syndrome
@bittersprout4 жыл бұрын
I already get that from my dad 🤣🤣🤣
@tsukareta_274 жыл бұрын
@@bittersprout wait what
@plaguealternative85324 жыл бұрын
@@bittersprout excuse me you W H A T
@bulldowozer58584 жыл бұрын
That's too mild. If we ever get abducted, we're gonna be so into it, that they gonna throw us back where they found us.
@pen72004 жыл бұрын
oh it sure is! why else would salt be so popular?
@amandajay79224 жыл бұрын
Baaaad kitty! Where's my spray bottle? This was fun, definitely deserves a continuation.
@NA-wz1br4 жыл бұрын
Amanda Jay 💦💧🌊 water works as well for cat folk.
@doyoulikescarymovies60743 жыл бұрын
I'll let you borrow my spray bottle :3
@finalfroggitapproaches64184 жыл бұрын
Ooh~ I like the mischievous tone to his voice. Usually neko boys are portrayed as “vewy cutsie and innocent wike a good widdle kitty nya~” when in reality, cats aren’t that.. Submissive.. as much as they are “I am not your pet, you’re my servant.” This boy has that cat sass and it’s beautiful!
@camerontofu57984 жыл бұрын
Nobody: My mind: *_iM bLuE dAba De DaBa dI dAbA De Dab A Di_*
@Remi_Lin4 жыл бұрын
Tree Acid ok this comment absolutely made my day lmaoooo
@missblank38874 жыл бұрын
I agree on behalf of the other 34 people who liked this.
@haleenasteele96794 жыл бұрын
Title: Captured by Neko boy Me,being sat on by my Brother: *Release Me!*
@lynxfang33524 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing I feel like he's a giant kitty boi because he radiates a top and the only thing that could pull me away from him is a Naga.
@ShiningAndStarstruck4 жыл бұрын
Sun elf S u n e l f SUN ELF S U N E L F S O L E I L T H E S U N E L F
@WinterStar2514 жыл бұрын
when he ask for a snack Him: don't make me beg me: then perish
@emmarodriguez55554 жыл бұрын
"I will raise members of your family from the dead and make them fight each other" ......so...exactly like when they were alive???
@camerakitty81674 жыл бұрын
Oh... Hey could you not resurrect my mom's dad, he was apparently a huge dick to everyone
@wonderlandious Жыл бұрын
Same 💀😂
@firefox9234 жыл бұрын
(Kicks in the door) Me: "WHERE IS THE NEKO BOYO!!!!!!"
@steph86704 жыл бұрын
Him: i smell a human Me a potato: dont look at me buddy
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms4 жыл бұрын
...we all know what happens next. It's just implied but we all know. The kids don't know, but we do
@amandajay79224 жыл бұрын
😉
@jasminguiza62274 жыл бұрын
Tyrone Bruinsma Films He’s going to try out catnip.
@meltedfishpopsicle4 жыл бұрын
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
@tararedstar94084 жыл бұрын
Neko: what's this I smell? Me: well, I making ramen so that's probably it..?
@pandoraswar4 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous that you found ramen...all the stores are out.
@bakugousmother91914 жыл бұрын
@@pandoraswar Try H.E.B
@nagitokomaeda19403 жыл бұрын
Love ur pb mate
@Sara-sm7vg4 жыл бұрын
I really like the voice you chose for this neko!!
@pinkcupcake23884 жыл бұрын
Same
@daylightmoonlight73604 жыл бұрын
Sara I agree to
@addisonburrows41644 жыл бұрын
Him: “what are you doing so far in these woods?” Me: I am following a Pokémon gotta catch them all! >:3 (I just had to comment it because I have actually ran though the forest for a Pokémon 😂)
@pinkcupcake23884 жыл бұрын
Same
@Medusa7700Siren4 жыл бұрын
Best comment my friend I commend you!😁
@kaleidokey93824 жыл бұрын
Nyamata: *Orders Listener-chan to bring people to his shrine to worship him* Listener-chan: "I mean, I could try but people don't really listen to m-- Nyamata: *Now says LC is his pet* LC: "But you just told me to-" Nyamata: *Says he doesn't want zombie-servants and explains why* LC: "Alrig--" Nyamata: *Threateningly (or playfully?) holds a huge claw to LC's throat* LC: "But you just sa--" Nyamata: *Tells LC to just give him skritches and pets* LC: "Well, I can do that bu--" Nyamata: *Frickin purrs heavily and loudly* LC: "Oh my god--" *drops everything, curls up while nuzzling into his chest fur and passes out happily while he drones on*
@rebekahbridgewater52664 жыл бұрын
Kaleido Key yes just yes
@anitadarling55734 жыл бұрын
Excuse me sir- SIR. I AM GOING TO NEED YOU TO- SIR!!! I AM GOING TO NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN SIR!!!
@Valsbook80914 жыл бұрын
Meow for me, Roar for me, NYA FOR ME!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@gracio12314 жыл бұрын
Yas please for us hubba hubba
@lucyklee46074 жыл бұрын
The attitude of a cat. You nailed it. And the purring omg
@mrsg89964 жыл бұрын
I know a certain vampire that would pamper him-until their personalities clash. Both are divas.
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
*squirt squirt* BAD sexy dom kitty! You made me all flustered! Also kidnapping is bad and stuff
@mikatosis4 жыл бұрын
DatSeaWitch UDontKnow nEvEr StArT a MaRrIaGe WiTh A kIdNaPpInG
@porcelina9564 жыл бұрын
Every time an ASMR declares ownership of me I just think of the song "You don't own me. I'm not one of your little toys."
@moss35704 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo when he says Nya~ I can't help but laugh
@ellarose61294 жыл бұрын
OMG ITS SO FLIPPING CUTE Him : * purs * Me : “ Oh my god tdhirzybktzshhdtjn : p “
@octopus10664 жыл бұрын
(Gets the Catnip,bells,and little fast mice toys) Me: "Okay I came prepare to capture you and bring you home so I can love you, take care of you, and protecc you because BOI you are too good for this world and my gae heart. UGGHHH" Neko: (Purrrs) Me: "yep, you are mine now. No one can have you. I have captured YOU my dear kitty."
@xkikaruuazurex91444 жыл бұрын
Neko: *SmEeLLz MeH* Me: *LOuD sTaTiC nOiSes*
@MysticGroveAudio4 жыл бұрын
*Takes out lazar pointer* Back off furboi!
@Ash0-02 жыл бұрын
Him "No one brought me food in a while do you have a snack for me " Me " only snack I have is me man "
@marialuciapratesbrito38144 жыл бұрын
He's an angry kitty
@meliniebrown58884 жыл бұрын
His like a cat, and I love cat’s, big and small purr.🐈🐆🐅🦁 Also great job, both art’s and dark/twisted, on all the audio video.
@mothwithdysphoria34954 жыл бұрын
no one: me: *aggresivly starts to pspspspspspspsp*
@Potatocrime24-73 жыл бұрын
"the only way you could escape me would be a miracle" *tosses ball of yarn* *walks out the front door*
@Squidish0.14 жыл бұрын
Wait if your wanting pets..... how does that make me a pet?
@animeotaku11844 жыл бұрын
My face is so heckin red >////
@nou70894 жыл бұрын
Shrine helper? No, no, 'eternal food slave' sounds better.
@nullusanxietas23794 жыл бұрын
And more accurate.
@Charliek7274 жыл бұрын
Hiiii! Huge fan, loved today's roleplay asmr
@ロロノアゾロ-h4m4 жыл бұрын
I am now severely doubting my sense of direction. Damn, I keep getting lost in mystical forests. Not complaining, though.
@marialuciapratesbrito38144 жыл бұрын
And then all the friends that I have made the whole week come to rescue me.
@persephonethebookdragon95204 жыл бұрын
Me: I am okay with this. *Pets and kisses and snuggles Nekomata* Cats are favorite animal.
@LizHawk4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I was captured by a Persona
@DragonFury42503 жыл бұрын
THE "NYAH" I FREAKING CAN NOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *iamveryuncomfywiththissituation*
@foolsnightout61114 жыл бұрын
how did he learn to raise the dead. i bet he used the NEKOnomicon
@Little_Duckling183 жыл бұрын
I just realized this neko was uploaded on my birthday
@comfusedaf4 жыл бұрын
Neko: Well... What do you say? Will you help me out? Me: Umm if you call me "nyaster" i will consider that hehe ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Neko: ...Oh? Noo~ tch tch tch... That's no way to speak to a demigod.💢 Me: suprised pikachu face * oh...
@TanjiroKamado-dn4dd4 жыл бұрын
Pleassssssssssse make a part 2 of this I need to see what she'll do
@TakashiDemonServant2 жыл бұрын
Him:what's this...I smell a little human sneaking around my shrine~ Me:kitty
@weirdkokiri28984 жыл бұрын
I...I just recommend this mythological creature...in a poll comment section a few hours ago...how the heck did it happen so fast?! (My memory is bad so I don't recall which poll outside of it being which mythical creature's were favorites or something.)
@abagoffrenchpotatoes19964 жыл бұрын
Him: unless by some miracle... Me: yOu UnDeReStiMaTe tHe pOwEr Of a SmALL poTatO mY fRiEnD
@dukefishron5174 жыл бұрын
Can we have a part 2 where Nyamata begins to warm up to us and just... cuddles us?
@deadchaos50274 жыл бұрын
I love this but I paused beastars for this
@kitariauthor59434 жыл бұрын
Tired Gacha Ooo beastars
@deadchaos50274 жыл бұрын
Shh
@jasminguiza62274 жыл бұрын
Tired Gacha Good taste.
@shroomie59434 жыл бұрын
i love this but it gets very difficult to enjoy these in peace when your friends keep spamming the group chat with talks about drug dealing but with cats.
@imyourbigbubbernow23864 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing so far out in the woods?" Vibin dude. Back off
@joodmoment3 жыл бұрын
Me:Looking for some slimes to get more exp-
@abigmood33894 жыл бұрын
Me: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Nyamata: "WOT, ARR YA DOIN, IN MUY SWAMP?!"
@sinnerfox134 жыл бұрын
Finally I can be a cats pet! They have always so kind to be me over the years.
@hushdemon4074 жыл бұрын
His voice is so cool
@randomtrash5794 жыл бұрын
*capture me*
@Initiallyleo3 жыл бұрын
Nyamata: **Talks about bringing back people’s loved ones-** Me: Wow, that would be so grea- Nyamata: **and making them fight each other** Me: 😒
@wonderlandious Жыл бұрын
*I got a brush, I got salmon treats, and i gots long nails that are good for scritchies. And I know how to use them!*
@feathertheaveon84124 жыл бұрын
Le him: *nyas all over the Place* Le moi: "Boi u good"
@daemoniac.4 жыл бұрын
Neko: So, want to help me? Me: Sure thing. You're pretty cute. Neko: No? ME: I SAID YES, DAMMIT (On another note, I'd love to see this boy again. Very cute. I wouldn't mind being his servant for a bit, ya boi is lonely.)
@oofdouble12864 жыл бұрын
Ever thought of doing an asmr on yourself with your pfp as the character?
@Mary_Elizabeth3224 жыл бұрын
3:40 Awesome! Can I watch? 😏🍿
@nebuchadnezzar86834 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I won't let my guard down for you!!!
@saladfingerss79603 жыл бұрын
THE PURRING IS SO ADORABLE HXHXHXHXJXJXJX I CANT-
@doodlenoodle84464 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees title* Oh... I dig
@Sarahonwheels4 жыл бұрын
If he's anything like my male cat he loves chicken, the Brush, and toys. So it'll be easy.
@bittersprout4 жыл бұрын
If he's anything like my cat he loves being left tf alone. Easy peasy
@ducklord79524 жыл бұрын
Literally 34 seconds in and all i can think is Hitoshi from neko sugar girls im crying
@Thatangelsimp4 жыл бұрын
Him: I smell a little human sneaking around in my shrine Me, who was playing soccer with my friends and kick my right shoe off because she miss the ball:...I just wanted my god damm shoe, I don’t wanna deal with this
@bananabeanboi4 жыл бұрын
those nyas are killing me dude 😳
@bittersprout4 жыл бұрын
From looking at these comment I think quarantine has gotten to everyone's head.
@meanncat30504 жыл бұрын
Man wish this neko boy found me when I got lost in the woods instead of me having to find my own way out.
@mementomori63424 жыл бұрын
Can we get a sequel to this
@acidic_soda4 жыл бұрын
Loveeeee
@garoulycan40963 жыл бұрын
Ngl if u ever make a pt2 please turn us into a neko that’d be a cool twist
@thelistener77503 жыл бұрын
*See Nekomata* "Well time for me to put my pride aside"
@jojomunson58234 жыл бұрын
When he sounds like moaning Murtle from Harry Potter but a male neko 👌🏻🥺💖
@xmochiximhungry-51583 жыл бұрын
It's nobody gonna talk about the fact that his name is a pun! It's amazing I love it
@brooklyngalaxy82224 жыл бұрын
I hope this "shrine helper" position pays more than my current job.
@talujahayes16874 жыл бұрын
will there be a Part 2 to this
@AntiKira204 жыл бұрын
I want to pet the neko...
@avcicero144 жыл бұрын
If I heard the Neko say that I would just dip and run for it
@cubemilk4 жыл бұрын
I- love him 😳😳
@naliyah13164 жыл бұрын
Me:*goes home after hearing all of that * m-mom we have to switch citiesಥ‿ಥ
@hellssupervisor13912 жыл бұрын
Why does this remind me of what a tiger would be like I- 🤣
@missblank38874 жыл бұрын
*Looks at him with a blank expression* Again huh? Oh well this is my job so what am I gonna do. At least your not sadistic as my other encounters.
@samanthaholness81514 жыл бұрын
Anyone ever wonder if allergies would be affected by creatures like this? Like if someone had an allergy to cats, would this guy cause an allergy attack? Also, I have a bin full of yarn to toss at this fellow. Thank you crochet!
@Bendymonter_clown4 жыл бұрын
I love the neko :3
@hushdemon4074 жыл бұрын
Part 2
@artgirl964 жыл бұрын
Oh yes 😈 love this
@theblackdiraies60263 жыл бұрын
Him saying you wondered in to the wrong forest No one me This a forest
@wolfsongrising3 жыл бұрын
So wait.....you'll raise the dead and make them fight each other.... as in, the dead people fight the other dead people, or the dead people fight the living? Because one of those is a much more realistic threat than the other. And if it is the first one, then I need to sit you down and teach you how to put the fear into people.
@emmawashere18573 жыл бұрын
Him: nya~ Me: Fuck that I’m out
@KimthePix4 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail looks very... Oh, what, you actually expected something?