What kind of SCP are you? ASMR

[@PerceptionASMR]

ER is a actually an SCP who constantly acts as though they are before a camera talking to someone. This SCP can take on numerous characters and voices but always has the same underlying shape. If you watch this SCP for long enough, you get sleepier and sleepier until in a coma like state. If woken, the person will constantly request more content from this strange SCP and think of nothing else.

[@General_Arcturus506]

...woah

[@misfit2548]

Hey mind if someone runs with this?

[@brianbayot8347]

This is SCP-5178, the ASMRtist.

[@PerceptionASMR]

@@misfit2548 sure what do you mean 🤣

[@thecrusader4717]

@@PerceptionASMR he's wondering if someone can make an SCP file of it on the wiki. Just in case it's an original idea he's asking permission to write it or have someone else write it.

[@anuszharmat]

Dr. Bright: immortality Dr. Clef: Reality bending Dr. Rift: Putting the SCPs into long periods of sleeping

[@jessechavez5602]

Me: potato

[@GachaRobloxianAndrew]

XD

[@pokeplush6703]

Dr. Me: am I doctor I don’t think *eats chip* *turns on tv*

[@GachaRobloxianAndrew]

Dr Andy: Supreme lord of time and space

[@braedenfluke5050]

Dr. Clef isn’t a reality bender. He’s actually a human reality anchor. It’s hard to explain what a reality anchor is since I lack the knowledge but basically him being near anomalous beings, mainly reality benders makes them begin to lose their powers. Not immediately mind you but over time it begins to go away which enabled him to kill 101 Type Greens in the GOC. Actually believe it or not clef was the one who made the GOC’s guide for dealing with type greens.

[@forvergone4784]

"What type of SCP are you?" "I'm just... the janitor my guy..."

[@henrywutzke1685]

The most powerful OOP in control is the Janitor

[@None-dk2dq]

Well I’m here to find out what scp I’m i ?

[@randomeuropean7499]

so You're a Cleaner?

[@randomeuropean7499]

@@henrywutzke1685 really? some man told me SCP Janitors always die

[@None-dk2dq]

@@randomeuropean7499 I’m scp 001

[@Chikithulu]

Things Dr. Rift is NOT allowed to do at the Foundation: 1: Put all staff to sleep (again) 2: Sneak into the aforementioned containment chamber and present the anomaly with his own personal list of questions (video above) 3: I'm getting kinda sleepy, I sho

[@omor_143]

yeah, we don’t want him doing that aga

[@Jackinthebox1951]

For real,we don’t want him doing it agai-

[@John_Gillman]

Dr. Rift probably has memetic effects where anyone listening to any kind of recording or in person of him will get sleepy and fall asleep after a few minutes

[@Mr.Madd168]

Wait what are yall talking ab

[@d34dsatan]

huh? i dont underst

[@jypeewee1613]

It'd be funny if he dropped our head by accident. "It seems that your head could-- ah shit! Sorry bout that"

[@WakoDoodle]

and that's how I fell for him. I lost a few feet but I grounded myself. You could say I headed in a different direction. Ahahaha, seriously, don't drop that. I need it.

[@jypeewee1613]

@@WakoDoodle 😂😂

[@-gal-ya-pal-3967]

@@WakoDoodle you my good pal , would make an exellent father

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@WakoDoodle this joke made me lose my head

[@themyofmy]

@@WakoDoodle losing my mind rn

[@cheeseman6016]

I like how he removed ads so that our ears don’t get molested while we’re tryna sleep. To him it was a small price to pay

[@frederickoftheartic2209]

"Molested"

[@tristanlii]

@@frederickoftheartic2209 molest i like the ring to it

[@icgmommy87]

*want a break from the ads? Watch this short 30 second video to get a 30 minute add free experience.*

[@Yemo132]

lol yeah the ads usually scream down my ears "HAVE U BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!" and i'm like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" when i get scared half to death

[@ncrranger3529]

@@Yemo132 *Messenger notification* LOUD RANDOM MUSIC BEHIND A MESSENGER CONVERSATION

[@marioluigi27]

"Target seems unresponsive to Mind Control" Me: *Consistently attempting to make him tap the clipboard*

[@edgeyaw]

You know what, Dr brite sounds like an asshole

[@phoonwax]

Anyone would be if they've lived as long as him

[@justvibing1889]

@@edgeyaw He’s an immortal bad ass that tried to kill the un killable reptile with a chainsaw missile launcher

[@l.f.ullwar2030]

"Seems"

[@francinekuri9964]

@@justvibing1889 If we would stop being assholes to the unkillable lizard maybe it wouldn't need to be killed?

[@theslimeassassin3287]

SCP-001-J Name: “The Sleepy Crew” Object class: Safe SCP-001-J consists of several thousand, if not million instances, all unique to one another but all share a consistent emotion, drowsiness. Instances are drowsy for their time they spend alive but can be put to sleep by noises deemed “calming” or “relaxing” to them, this can range from tapping on a wall to calm and sometimes barely audible talking. The instances seem to behave like average people but possess a unique anomalous power over normal people, being their ability to make anyone in a 2 meter radius to also become drowsy, but only for the time that they’re within range. While being the 2nd easiest anomaly to keep contained, these instances love to frustrate foundation personnel, either by asking to be let out or to be constantly read a bedtime story. The foundation is unable to keep all instances contained and have unintentionally terminated some from mistaking them for random wandering civilians, the 05 council has decided that these anomalies are completely harmless and too annoying to contain so they have issued an order for any site currently containing any instance of SCP-001-J to release them back into society, as they cannot cause any harm to people they come into contact with. Strangely, the foundation noticed that the anomalous properties of SCP-001-J instances are ineffective to people who are operating machinery such as forklifts, factory workers and people driving vehicles. These instances are now usually seen laying in beds wearing headphones listening to ASMR.

[@UNLIMITED-DAN]

Extend that range across the world and it becomes KETER or Above

[@Amethyst_draws]

yea sooooo i just read 2 other ones sooooooo not toda- log 4258764- unit [UNKNOWEN] was found dead to SCP-[UNKNOWEN] it was bad as fu-... W3..... 1C0....M3 2 H...3 1....1... -END OF LOG 4258764

[@laurkapieta899]

Me after clicking "Show more": WHAT THE FU-

[@theslimeassassin3287]

@@laurkapieta899 hehe, not what ya expected ay?

[@laurkapieta899]

@@theslimeassassin3287 I wasn't ready to see 100 million 4 tausend and 9 words 0-0

[@notleviathan855]

I can imagine we're all just super dangerous SCP's but we're just too lazy to actually do anything.

[@emperorpalpatine5559]

Not Leviathan Yes....

[@thekriegsmarine5621]

Like Grif.

[@user-ji6pm4iw6h]

Aren’t humans a registered SCP on the actual logs? I forget the actual number code.

[@rosanna-sc4lx]

UHHH

[@tunturimies84]

Hol up

[@togas_nightcores]

Imagine being born as an SCP and you have a really cool power and then being immediately captured by the foundation and being locked up the rest of your life... that must suck for the ones captuable

[@mid1429]

They will try to keep you comfortable at least if it’s not a risk to them

[@giyuutomioka9604]

I have been exposed😨😨I must turn into something no one will ever think of it I'm a shape shifter😶😶 oh no I spoke to much bye✌✌ (edit 1: and I'm a time traveller ✌✌) (edit 2: in Minecraft 😛😛)

[@giyuutomioka9604]

@@mid1429 that's true 😃😃

[@magesticcrab2164]

Maybe we could negotiate. I get let back into society, in return, I keep my powers a secret. Or I could just let myself out? And not stay secrete?

[@giyuutomioka9604]

@@magesticcrab2164 I'll get the first option 😃😃

[@KrisSkysong]

For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

[@archermon373]

They told me you like to say that

[@pumblepik4951]

you were fired remember?

[@HauntedASMR]

LOL

[@thesocialistlion2904]

LMAO

[@improlly808]

XD

[@scpadmin1592]

Mr. Rift, we congratulate you on your interview with SCP-UNCATEGORIZED. However much of this data must only be viewed by the O-5 counsel. This means that around 26.094 of the data will be expunged. -Formally the Admin

[@Site17ProfDrFox]

@alfred westerink MTF get this dude

[@contykillerguy7537]

O5-04 is here

[@Site17ProfDrFox]

@@contykillerguy7537 thanks for saving my life 05-04

[@ProfessorFig1]

cool

[@O5-7]

After review of the file much of this information will be unredacted barring names of personell. This message has been composed via the consensus of the O5 council.

[@thenuggetholder]

Him: *after removing our head* "was that painful?" Me: do it again

[@thedeadman1808]

Yeaaaa boyyy

[@yesod7]

Yeah It reminded me of asreil final boss from undertake where he spins his head around.

[@ANT244815]

And could you get around the shoulders as well? Their a little stiff.

[@lebbanator]

Do it agian I fucking dare ya and then you'll know true pain

[@Frilabird]

When?

[@BasedRaccoon]

[REDACTED] in the streets, [DATA EXPUNGED] in the sheets.

[@duderzguy1236]

lol

[@shadowburn3378]

[ERECTED]

[@sonofconnaught2945]

@@shadowburn3378 Woah buddy, gonna have to drop the alpha warhead after that comment.

[@ViperRulerlm]

One in the [REDACTED], Two in the [DATA EXPUNGED].

[@сукасука]

@Elvis Presley Elvis i-

[@elenavazquez6574]

Him: Can you understand our language? Me: *shakes head no* Him: alright... *double take* Wait a damn minute.

[@GTCYTMC]

I’d respond someway or another

[@melonpulse4833]

@Sanctioned Moron Minecraft enchanting table is weak. I speak in Windows XP startup sound.

[@averagejak1727]

@@melonpulse4833 you fool, to think the windows XP start up is all that. Ha I speak in microwave beeps

[@melonpulse4833]

@@averagejak1727 he's too powerful to be left alive!

[@shins.u]

@@averagejak1727 *cackles in alien dialect*

[@thecobaltcobra8422]

“Because of an event that transpired with you” I don’t know what it was but his tone made me think I somehow got soap that kills 100% of germs

[@Iminyour_wall]

Underated comment fr

[@thehenry1000wilson]

Fr

[@SraTacoMal]

Plot twist: They forgot the SCP in the box and it’s dead.

[@tangerin3_4utumn]

schrödingers scp

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@tangerin3_4utumn Neither alive nor dead.

[@ilikepie4685]

Please don’t tell me it’s THAT scp, if it is I’m gonna cry.

[@zargos4587]

Here were dragons?

[@kingpuddles1404]

That explains the head thing

[@mrtalkatoo2788]

We are an scp that requires very calm and mellow sounds to stay inactive He’s whispering cuz if he doesn’t we’ll go crazy

[@leotimesleo]

we're dangerous scps, but we stay calm if we are whispered too / calmly spoken too

[@fmradio4908]

I love the idea of a hostile scp that has to be listening to asmr to be interacted with safely.

[@jankystreams3337]

@@fmradio4908 "OK get the headphone launcher!"

[@Ruina11]

Dude be on keter duty

[@wannabe-werecat]

we're just a mass of beings stuck together and when we hear any loud noises we all just fucking combust or some shit

[@m.j.piazza7853]

"You don't move very much...and you don't talk..." Writers: *Are called out*

[@nights_the_nightingale]

Me, a writer, writing while I listen: o_o

[@shelbygirl2014]

Noooo Ooooooooooooooooopoooooo

[@Honey77227]

Nonwriter but same

[@matcha.addict4139]

He writes his own

[@som3rand019]

@Natalie You Are A B E E C H yes he is

[@rheathesaturnmoon9124]

54:28 "I don't know what to think at this point." Me approximately twenty minutes into every school day. Also I'm very glad I discovered this channel and I'm definitely gonna check out more of your videos. The tingles come in such a perfect way, it's so satisfying. Edit: Okay maybe this comment didn't age so well

[@ShyGuyBay]

Same here! This guy is great.

[@krisemes]

😂😂

[@Mamma_Jama]

*removes my head* “Did that hurt?” My decapitated head: *calmly* I’m in agony

[@ivy-nk2uo]

"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@Captain-uc1kf]

stop drawing furries

[@phobosbvm]

Furry bad

[@Realnamation]

you represent furry scp

[@GGray1]

@@ivy-nk2uo DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIAH. doubledoor *shouted* calmly

[@TheFabioEnchilada]

“The event involving you” “Oh you mean when I found out what to do with a drunken sailor?”

[@blomkhead2394]

Impossible.

[@superduper1430]

idk how to think this

[@tristanrichard7247]

YOOOOOOOO

[@S._.S3921]

Wow, I have been wondering that for years since that song came out

[@tentrix8505]

F O R B I D D E N K N O W L E GE

[@kokomis1]

Scp-5983: the viewer Class: euclid Containment procedures: regular containment procedures adequate for 5983. Only extra requirement being a few extra blankets as it seems to like to ‘nest’ in its sleeping quarters Scp-5983 seems to be a human of indeterminent gender and age with social anxiety and selective mutism. 5983 will only speak with Dr. [REDACTED] (also known as Dr. ephemeral rift) and a few D-classes. 5983 will go into a catatonic state for a varying amount of time when spoken to at a volume louder than 20-25 decibels, and will be unable/unwilling to respond to any outside stimulation until a sufficient amount of time has passed. 5983 has shown no desire to escape containment as long as its needs are met and the auditory stimuli dont exceed 40 decibels at maximum. 5983 has been shown to remember most everything it hears and can reproduce that sound when they open their mouth, no movement needed to form words or other such complicated noises (as such it is pertinent to not discuss sensitive information about 5983 or any other scp near it’s containment)

[@grnblardgulorange5602]

Nice

[@reapertalon]

noice

[@pplindastreets7611]

🗿 submit it to scp

[@JulieandWill]

@@pplindastreets7611 agree

[@MaRBL23563]

Scp 5983 already exists :[

[@CloneBoi970]

Sir, you stun-gunned me, taped my mouth shut, tied me to a chair and asked me random questions for nearly an hour. You will be hearing from my lawyer , the fbi and the real SCP Foundation.

[@dylanaroberts97]

*nearly asleep* “It looks as though I can remove your head”. HOLD UP-

[@Drifting_Rift]

So tempting to like but it has 69 likes

[@madboi8741]

keep it 69 please

[@acc0cutie_xox]

@@madboi8741 to late its now 82 likes

[@A_Weird_Angel]

@@acc0cutie_xox NOOOOOO

[@-the-insomniac-7700]

Garrett West 191

[@aurorascybermediaarchives5170]

Pov: he speaks softly because previous interviews resulted in personnel [REDACTED] when conducted in normal volumes, in an attempt to study the anomaly more safely Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] decided to conduct the interview with the anomaly by speaking softly. It becomes apparent that when talked to or approached softly SCP-[REDACTED] becomes fairly docile and cooperative with site personnel

[@thafallen3657]

Why are there no comments it's a good post

[@ExplicitNormality]

@@thafallen3657 agreed

[@SMTlover000]

Damn

[@SMTlover000]

@@thafallen3657 agreed

[@alexcarr2584]

Words.

[@vybe1538]

Store Clerk: “Why do you need this bone saw?” Ephemeral Rift: “To put people to sleep” Store Clerk: “I’m sorry what now?”

[@Speed001]

ER: "Don't worry, not permanently."

[@DoJo320]

“Don’t worry i just record myself being quiet to a camera so ppl in burritos can sleep/relax”

[@iferawhite7661]

When I say I CACKLED--..

[@marrowseer0881]

911. I have a strang man that wants to "put people asleep" with a bone saw!

[@valdistanda1546]

@@marrowseer0881 For creepypasta fans- Jeffery Woods: HEY THATS MY LINE!

[@Beeta425]

As an SCP who is currently being hunted down by the foundation i can confirm this is relaxi-

[@aziraphalethesapphic]

I’m just realizing that SCP is probably the largest and longest game of “yes and” ever played

[@Schnifty23]

mostly also the best maze game ever

[@mantis3069]

No, everyone at the facilities would be too nice fore me to freak out and kill everyone.

[@skyraz8489]

Silence theatre kid

[@aziraphalethesapphic]

@@skyraz8489 I may be traumatized-

[@otter_nerd4419]

What is "Yes and"?

[@blazedsilence]

Didn’t know the SCP foundation had their very own Bob Ross.

[@prestonreynolds4820]

This man is Rob Ross.

[@Glacieux]

I'd imagine they'd use this guy to maybe convince a humanoid SCP to come into custody of the Foundation.

[@brh888t5]

Bruh

[@Hellkat01]

Bob ross was an scp

[@bbqtoecrisp]

the infinite ikea roblox game has an bob ross ad

[@Emperor_D0nk]

The scp on camera quivers before this man, for he has an ominous aura that cannot be comprehended.

[@yaboired3378]

For reeeaaallll dude

[@francinekuri9964]

He's an immortal eldritch god, what do you expect? He is beyond our reasoning.

[@ianwynn354]

Like Gus from Breaking Bad

[@shala_shashka]

The word youre looking for is "ominous"

[@saysHotdogs]

The old napkin psychology

[@SerialDesignationN-0X00]

Dr sherman: "wheres my co-worker?" Dr gears: "you mean anomaly? They're being interviewed and contained" Dr Sherman: *internal screaming*

[@bee7552]

"We're going to try to listen for your heart, if you even have a heart." [Insult: Deletion of unwanted file.]

[@MeatGreasy]

\\\ /// \\\ /// \\\ /// /// \\\ /// \\\ /// \\\

[@randallsanders1766]

@@MeatGreasy uh, ok

[@landonmitchell3588]

Really had to make an AWOG reference didn’t you?

[@HikiOmo]

Reference: SCP 079 Interview

[@aioctober873]

SON OF A BITCH AI SHUT DOWN AGAIN, DOC!

[@gamegirl23100]

Maybe we speak in a pitch humans can’t hear so every time he says we’re unresponsive we’re like, “BRO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?”

[@disapointment1389]

Sings never gonna give you up loudly*

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@disapointment1389 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

[@TH4N4T0S]

@@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you

[@disapointment1389]

@@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you

[@lukiklepsa6218]

@@disapointment1389 Never gonna make you cry!

[@thejava.witchiswhispering]

ER: "My name is... actually, I don't think it matters what my name is." Me: *sniffsniff* He's a Clemmons.

[@Nathan55411]

Well no, Clemmons is a professor. This guy is a doctor.

[@thejava.witchiswhispering]

@@Nathan55411 professor clemmons is a professor, corvus clemmons is a plague doctor, and i think even the candyman said at one point that he either was a clemmons, or worked for the professor (or both.) They're everywhere👀👀👀

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Clemmons is the Smith of Riftworld.

[@dovahcatgaming922]

σн ѕнιт

[@mjtraeger_official]

i love this comment

[@Hedron1027]

ER: *Removes my head.* Me: “Since when the hell could I do that?”

[@giuseppelambrinos2458]

If an SCP doctor calls you "interesting", that's when you know.

[@jikajikajikajikajika]

finally an ability to feel being appreciated by someone kind of

[@rennightwalker2134]

My ability is to go super sain....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@mikoajprzybylski6773]

@@rennightwalker2134 Well my ability is i can make poeple happy in quick amount of time.

[@cleetuschill1733]

@@mikoajprzybylski6773 I guess it didn’t work

[@mikoajprzybylski6773]

@@cleetuschill1733 I didn’t use it yet

[@k4lepoching982]

Anyone noticed how he smiled every time he said “Entity”?

[@jadetheslime3140]

He probably plays Dead By Daylight in his spare time.

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Elizabeth Afton probably does because he has a bloodweb curator asmr

[@chrisx_x]

I like his beard

[@gnome_detector]

@@nolifeconsolegamer I love you both xd

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Night Flaycs huh?!

[@shylock1885]

Me: "reads description" All right then, keep your secrets

[@hi-nb5yk]

You said: "Reads description" as if you said it.

[@patinthesnow752]

I fell like it’s a bit bold to call it a “description”

[@howtobealeaf1423]

We all know what it says but it still conveys mystery for some reason.

[@hayden8415]

I feel like I’m Gucci main in 2006

[@bosteezyy]

*reads description* Ah yes [REDACTED].

[@f4ll3n_s3r4ph]

dr. rift is actually an scp himself, the noises and whispers he makes are very soothing and put people to sleep easily, but he's very helpful so as long as he stays at the facility, he's allowed to work with the other scps!

[@DemonMj]

"Just allow me a second to put these aside" *Continues tapping vigorously on files*

[@kurosakitagami2788]

Maloch hello reckoning

[@Jaketheaxman]

I scrolled past this real fast and thought you said, "keeps vaping vigorously on files," Like how do you even vape vigorously lol

[@Dobr22]

*I just did 666 likes*

[@HighlanderJosh]

He needed to make sure he was holding those files he was speaking of 🤔

[@Mantis.306]

This guy would rob someone, then talk in a calming voice, and convince everyone around him to let him rob the guy because of his calming voice.

[@erikhullum625]

Rob a Bank then get caught and explain how he was just making an asmr video and get let off with the money

[@DEITY_Z]

Or he talks in a calming voice, everyone falls asleep, and he can take over the entire multiverse.

[@ellisbud222]

plot twist: he’s actually just speaking to a hamster.

[@Necrom6]

What kind of fuckin hamster do *you* have

[@Froggerz]

PeksMex What, your hamster isn’t human sized?

[@Necrom6]

@@Froggerz my human sized hamsters head came off

[@九头金蛇]

hampstir

[@xamareik4661]

It's just that one video of a hampster staring into a camera

[@kiayawilliams5714]

Takes my head off. “Havent you watched Labyrinth? It’s against the rules to toy with other peoples heads!”

[@AnomalousZoologist]

*Removes head* "Very interesting..." Me: "Do you mind? I was using that."

[@marley9800]

So no head tonight?

[@Max_6200]

no you wsn't. Stop being greedy and just learn how to share.

[@marley9800]

@@Max_6200 you dont either, its wasn’t not wsnt

[@Max_6200]

@@marley9800 yes, I dn't use my head and I'm proud to admit it and share the head with those who need it. And so far what did you do to make our community a bit better, huh?

[@marley9800]

@@Max_6200 by watching our kids

[@cornstudios9908]

I am the SCP that does nothing, and dies

[@yeetreetyall6928]

G L O N K

[@shenlix7529]

CornOtaurus Studios stonks

[@jciwallcrawler3673]

onepumpzbtw the flanimal glonk?

[@omni_8285]

So a human basically

[@johanbjorck4786]

GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻

[@FJacket]

Sir, please I’m not an scp, The car crash has grotesquely disfigured my limbs and forehead. I require immediate medical help, for my levels of blood loss are rendering me unable to breathe.

[@shadowwarrior2772]

Disturbingly funny. +1 like

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

Sorry to be a mood killer, but I think you’re now dead, because you’re head got removed

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@weirdbritishperson9542 HES A MURDERER

[@just_smileyy]

E

[@just_smileyy]

Pain.

[@magwii1381]

I’d like to imagine that rift just found a camera on a tripod thinking it was an scp.Afterwards his co workers just found this clip on the camera

[@imma_bird_chirp6381]

ER: what kind of powers do you have? Me: I grow when I eat ER: you’re just fat Me: :(

[@KanuKanu11]

Mood

[@him1517]

when did this happen

[@Yournewothermother]

Lmaoooo

[@bobbicamarata793]

Hahha. I do this at 6 o'clock pm

[@briishperson5166]

420 likes ;)

[@datboi2250]

ER: I don't think we're gonna perform any surgeries Me: phew ER: Today

[@dovahcatgaming922]

ι ωαѕ ℓιкє "¢υт ιитσ мє αи∂ ι'ℓℓ вє fσя¢є∂ тσ нυят тнαт ρяєтту fα¢є σf уσυяѕ"

[@datboi2250]

@@dovahcatgaming922 Actually I think that it would be relaxing af.

[@edmardisla8492]

@@datboi2250 with anesthesia maybe...

[@datboi2250]

@@edmardisla8492 or if you are a masochist

[@edmardisla8492]

@@datboi2250 ...k...

[@alphabetsoup6837]

Plot twist: this is the SCP. A mysterious being whose goal is to put you to sleep. Its motives are unknown.

[@mtfalpha-1.629]

Like the chair, those god damn GOC members destroyed?

[@GigaChadstar]

We're the interviewer what a twist

[@FUN_gun1914]

fame and money

[@laughingjack4502]

@@mtfalpha-1.629 SCP-2950 (?)

[@mtfalpha-1.629]

@@laughingjack4502 nope, some wooden chair that would appear behind you when you wanted to sit down.

[@andyscotger]

Words can't explain how much your videos mean to me mister Rift. I've watched these videos at my lowest points and they always bring me back up. Something about your videos are just so comforting. Thank you sir!

[@vibekat7316]

Fun fact: the classes are not used to classify danger, they are used to classify how hard it will be to contain you ^°^

[@dripsader5325]

That is true, except for the Thaumeil class. That classification basically says “Use this SCP to contain other SCPs”

[@lobster6736]

Then why isnt 173 keter?

[@Frozenkoldfury]

@@lobster6736 Aside from the need to clean it's pen every now and then, it sits in a box and does nothing. With the box properly maintained and enough people to keep an eye on it, 173 is manageable, especially compared to some of the other Keter Class SCPs

[@cretaceousarachnid]

@@Frozenkoldfury Bro out of context that sounds like Michael Myers 💀🤚

[@ltfrenchfryantifurrybrigad235]

And the scp’s that can literally end all reality k class 10 lol this is the end Rift is just a scientist who didn’t leave this reality and we are in a ceaseless void

[@mothwiingz]

"And.. Dr. Bright" I thought he was busy riding SCP-682 through Site-19 yelling "The Keter is Loose"?

[@mothwiingz]

@StanTheMan Gotta get the best firepower against those Keters

[@spokeniniambicpentameter]

Lol wasn't Dr. Kondraki the one that rode 682?

[@mothwiingz]

@@spokeniniambicpentameter Both of them

[@theplaguedoctor7637]

That was yesterday. Today is [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@omegadragons321]

Oh dear. Bright’s loose again?

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Hey, just a quick reminder, the SCP site is actually under attack by a Russian guy who wants to claim copyright on all the content and own it for himself (at least, the Russian version).

[@floppydolphins4123]

SomeKindaSpy I wish people didn't do such shitty things. Abusing copyright and claiming copyright on something you don't own is a really shitty thing to do. I hope the guy doesn't get away with this.

[@katdrawsthat]

That's depressing.

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@Clare Helfrich money, and it's illegal, so he can't. But, proving that is a long process

[@henrydynan83]

I'm copyrighting russia

[@mindlessto0l]

ecksdee pro gamer move

[@anorange7209]

Subject class:thaumiel Scp[REDACTED] is an SCP subject which shows extreme mastery in the calming and re-containment of many other SCP subjects. This anomaly is to be contained in a 12 by 12 meter square box. This box is to be cleared of any objects other than the subject itself. Unless given clearance by dr[REDACTED]. When testing the subject all staff within a 15 meter radius are to be given completely deafening ear protection. Any exposure to the subject will result in a coma like state which has not been found to be breakable.

[@mapelsyrup]

“You don’t like moving” Me: *Welcome to pillow world, lemme get up and greet cha..*

[@gacha_1883]

*doesn't move* Well I tried 😔✌

[@LouieHocotate]

“Hey Peter, I’m Brian dog.”

[@chaoticvoid2864]

There we go....yeeaaaa

[@shadow_entity9191]

Stewie is the best no matter what state he's in

[@gacha_1883]

Lol this is like something that happened on my discord server once

[@zildiun2327]

I love how this guy can spend an entire hour diagnosing a camera with being a camera and make it so entertaining and relaxing to listen to.

[@BuggieTheBugster]

Woahh I spent so much time trying to imagine an scp to fit the description I didn’t even realize!

[@hindrickalendhi3515]

Amazing. I've watched this so many times and never realized the camera IS the SCP. Love that interpretation

[@redvelvetrose]

How did d “the camera” make the drawings though?

[@barkeeper7887]

In the middle of the deeply relaxing video: **THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CONTAINMENT BREACHES FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED**

[@xamareik4661]

"Agent, behind you!" "Oh shit" "Keep your eyes on it" "Alright, I'm going to blink"

[@drageus9059]

Xamareik sauce *H O L D S H I F T T O S P R I N T*

[@xamareik4661]

@@drageus9059 *loud ass creaking noise and 106 laugh*

[@jaynecooney9549]

KZbin Algorithm oh no

[@IamPlantor]

"please... Let me go" *Femur breaker begins*

[@SmayleOregat]

“Sorry I kept you waiting” Yea Man I got contained 4 years ago

[@maiktheliar6807]

"POV: You're a regular statue being asked questions you don't and can't understand ASMR"

[@yuutokazaki6821]

So just another unintelligible questionnaire?

[@donkschlonk]

No, we're just a camera.

[@henriox5563]

Just a new type of SCP-173

[@zakshmo6835]

Did he blink

[@leonardchurch814]

Peanut

[@smilethroughthepain2186]

58 minutes and NO ads this man is a legend

[@utauloverlily5429]

So True

[@smilethroughthepain2186]

@Girl behind the Explosion hehe, your next

[@smilethroughthepain2186]

@Girl behind the Explosion oh :(

[@aaronblackman7910]

Hell yeah

[@magixxz5430]

Wanna know who else is a legend / queen? Melanie Martinez. She spent 5-6 million on a movie and made it free on KZbin with no ads.

[@MrStuniz96]

Ephemeral Rift itself is a Lovecraftian SCP, one of the most rare and Safest of it's kind.

[@TheLuckySpades]

He should be like Clef not Lovecraftian

[@R3gular]

Safe my ass, he's a keter level threat, sends you to sleep against your will, given that you watch him of course, or maybe he's a thaumiel, i dunno anymore.

[@noaht.8536]

Thanks, Mr.Burns

[@CornealDrago1]

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[@jadetheslime3140]

@@CornealDrago1 Autocorrect much?

[@weetodd7281]

Me: "The event wouldn't have happened if that dude didn't take my chocolate milk."

[@ReeceD3]

Him: "SCP still unresponsive" Us: 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@Itsbeesechurger]

Lol

[@dakody13]

I like how it's "Us"

[@animeking936]

👁️ 👃🏼 👁️ 👅

[@spaceelevator4672]

@@dakody13 **communism intensifies**

[@gemndiamonds6425]

I can only imagine we have a really dumb-looking face like any of these; ._. •-• =~= ō_ō

[@abbeysonic]

Like how he speaks slower so you can understand him, adds a lot to the concept that you're a foreign creature :3

[@sauviel6296]

Or he just really talk slow,

[@memes5545]

Love your profile

[@ANXI8TY]

Gir

[@abbeysonic]

@@memes5545 thanks, urs is a mood n i love it

[@edmin1013]

no I'm just french

[@georgekhidasheli4161]

SCP-5000 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 must always be contained in a soundproof room approximately 5x5x5 in volume. Absolutely no sound devices must be present inside the containment cell. Monitoring of the room may be permitted to Staff with a level 3 Clearance or higher. A seal over SCP-5000’s mouth must be present at all times. Description: SCP-5000 is an entity capable of morphing itself into a variety of different characters. The entity itself seems to keep a consistent face of a middle-aged white male with a variety of beard shapes depending on the character. Entity is more than capable of speech and knows every word in the English vocabulary. As previously mentioned, absolutely no vocal communication must be performed with SCP-5000. When a subject speaks to SCP-5000, they experience a sleepy feeling, initially. Halfway through a conversation, subject feels lightheaded and is barely able to do basic motor skills, such as walking. The conversation always ends with the subject either falling asleep, getting into a coma, and potentially [REDACTED]. Addendum-01: SCP-5000’s conversations show no malicious intent towards class D test subjects. The entity always has a common goal regardless of the character it morphs into: to “relax” the person in front of it. There hasn’t been a session where the class D personnel haven’t experienced [DATA EXPUNGED], or been led into [REDACTED]. Addendum-02: It has been reported that the longer the session lasts, the higher the likelihood of the test subject being in danger. The longest conversation that has ever been recorded (without sound) lasted for 1 hour 6 minutes and 6 seconds, during which that time SCP-5000 had morphed into [DATA EXPUNGED]. Addendum-03: SCP-5000 once transformed into a similar SCP known as SCP-049, otherwise known as the Plague Doctor. The two SCP’s were put into a room and were allowed to talk. The recording required 10 different people listening to the conversation due to the sleepiness effect. It must be noted that the effect is only present in human organisms. Here is the audio transcript of the session: 049: I see you’re a medical man such as myself. 5000: Indeed I am. My name is Corvus Clemmons, I exercise my work in the [REDACTED]. Have you heard of it? 049: An asylum worker, I would expect no less from a medical man. Have you had any luck with the Great Pestilence? 5000: Unfortunately the process has been slow, but I could work with you in the future, should these fellow doctors who are listening to us allow us. 049: How long have you been looking for a cure? 5000: I have lost count of the centuries that have gone by. I can ask the [REDACTED] to allow you to join the [DATA EXPUNGED], my relative Professor Clemmons would appreciate another doctor. After SCP-5000 finishes its sentence, both entities begin speaking in an unknown language. Attempts of deciphering the language have proven futile. More monitoring is required for a complete file. Research of the so called [REDACTED] who is suggested to be the creator of the [DATA EXPUNGED] has been started.

[@leviwarner1119]

Great writing, but those containment procedures aren’t befitting of a Keter. ER is definitely a Euclid.

[@georgekhidasheli4161]

Levi Warner You’re right. I fixed it.

[@greedybaron6042]

Buuuut if the SCP also had the ability to send out unfiltered media portions of itself and upload it into social media sites by unknown means, it might be considered keter.

[@freshpeanut4967]

The real SCP 5000 is basically the foundation going sicko mode on humanity

[@georgekhidasheli4161]

FreshPeanut Well I dont know the latest number.

[@Baphome_T]

Asmr creators who remove ads deserve everything, u make it possible for so many ppl to get good sleep, thank u

[@KalegTheDragon]

ER:can you control my mind ? Me: I command you to write ER:begins to write Me: :o

[@StariiCakkee]

Xd

[@Fallen28]

Soregenitals would be pretty cool if it actually happened

[@clovest3rz]

Your pfp pretty much is reasonable why u are a scp

[@Sabaramond]

:o

[@cmcphotography1]

That makes alot of SANS, but i had no tuTORIEL on how to use it. Because maybe my ability is full of asGORE since my PAP-A-yrus is scared of me, and i think my CHARActer is taking a huge fRISK because i havent METTATON of people in quarantine, maybe im UNDYNE-ING or maybe ALPHYS stress is getting to me. Since my house is full of GASter but my powers are ASRIEL as it gets

[@foreignlungskull]

TimeStamps: 0:01 Intro 6:01 Start And Inspection 11:44 Identifying Your Class 12:21 Perform A Exam 21:06 Head Inspection 28:02 Dr. Rift Identifies Your SCP Name 28:40 Asked You And Explains The "Ask" 30:04 Telling About Its Company 31:54 Measurings 35:30 The Drawings 42:20 Writing Your SCP Name 43:53 The Objects 50:10 Questions 55:41 Taking Up Some Notes/Outro

[@monicasamarasilvacahuec8556]

~(*´▽`*)~

[@josephjoestar4543]

He removed my head...

[@misamoo6678]

Was that painful? Me:well it was very awkward staring at your face but no I'm N O T F I N E

[@The_Mind_Electricc]

Thank you for time stamps

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

"stupidest shit I ever seen"

[@alistairetheblu]

Plot twist: you're a mind-altering SCP that makes people think they are the first profession they wanted to become as a kid.

[@feelinalilcloudytoday3509]

I am a magical-superhero-bad-guy- fighting-alien-princess-invincible-anime girl. And yes. I do have an equally awesome and magical animal sidekick/mascot.

[@sirsquatch7199]

Going to be a whole lot of people running around pretending to be Spider-Man. Including myself

[@auroramoon_draws16]

Why yes I am a witch/dragon egg seller welcome to my shop~

[@vampe5773]

im waluigi

[@ralphisxamida8533]

You mean a spell casting batman in a tutu, flying on a unicorn-dragon, the power of love, friendship and glitter on his side with a lot of pokemon sidekicks?

[@IamOregano]

i like the idea that some SCPs are “contained” but not exactly imprisoned. the less dangerous ones can still interact with people and have things to do other than just be in a cell.

[@eggsnbacon7122]

"This is not going to be intrusive whatsoever." You removed my head, man. What IS intrusive to you?

[@frankmaniboy]

Intrusive to him is sticking his hand down your throat to see if you have a stomach or not

[@eggsnbacon7122]

I'm just saying first containment breach I get I'm gonna find him, remove his head, and ask if it hurts.

[@a.conant9988]

I can imagine this scp is fully capable of talking and is just laughing mentally at these silly scientist

[@Artrysa]

A prostate exam?

[@Dima-Vostok]

@@Artrysa that's the real reason the scps always breach containment

[@gummyneighborino7217]

My headcanon is that we are an scp extremely sensitive to loud sounds and the incident was. Caused by a siren or something of the sort. forcing us to release a screech of brain melting capacity. It starts with mild confusion and dizziness, and then proceeds to hearing loss, speech impediments, motor skill loss, coma's and possible brain death.

[@MusicOTNight2096]

Maybe came across Siren Head?

[@darling.1806]

Now that is a headcanon for me. All loud noises hurt my ears and eyes and often I screech at anything too loud.

[@jessechavez5602]

So we are venom but with canary’s vocal cords?

[@elizadesiree843]

Good point

[@RedsARabbit]

Ok but I actually love this like- *Please don't scream at me or I'll scream back but louder :(*

[@MrStab-dq6po]

“dr. bright is an interesting character” YEAH NO SHIT

[@MrPerfectCellToYou]

lightbulb for a head sounding fu ck

[@disapointment1389]

C h a i n s a w c a n n o n

[@highshipper9222]

NO CHAINSAW CANNON

[@8GB215]

@@highshipper9222 BUT I WANT A CHAINSAW CANNON AND I NEED IT [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@highshipper9222]

NOT HAPPENING ITS AGAINST THE RULES

[@Bepp_bopp_thetrolla]

scp- [REDACTED] object class:euclid special containment procedures: blankets and pillows are to be brought to what its calls its "nest"inside of its containment cell the anomaly spends most of its time sleeping or playing games on certain devices that are brought to it if the lights in its cell are turned on the anomaly becomes agitated with who turned on the light if the containment procedures are followed the anomaly will remain docile

[@derpysquirrell9309]

him:it seems that your head completely detaches itself from your body me: ._. /|\ /\

[@henrystickmin224]

@Dio Brando no I will not stop

[@maragreathouse8816]

😳 /|\ /\

[@J0mama69]

😳 -|- /|\

[@fishtailracer6290]

I don't get it nope

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

Dio Brando why would you make this?

[@meepman2642]

: Your head can detach Me: Yeah I was bullied by the soccer kids in elementary school

[@Matt-jm2di]

You're a soccer ball.

[@sammi6891]

Lol

[@jadetheslime3140]

reminds me of a Goosebumps book.

[@jankystreams3337]

Bullying as in using your head as the ball right

[@helloimarabbit4083]

@@jadetheslime3140 what book was that?

[@atermite9583]

i get the feeling that the camera is actually a armed guard ready to shoot as soon as the scp moves

[@Buzingle]

He then eventually blacks out and wakes up getting interveiwed by a scientist...

[@oregano5316]

Me: "Why can't I find any male ASMRtists that interest me?" This man: "Challenge accepted."

[@syloboy163]

I recommend jojo asmr. He's pretty cool. And probably has that multiple personality disorder as well.

[@thexylophone]

@Eye Patch Guy h o w ?

[@desvexel840]

Marno ASMR is a pretty funny/silly, laidback guy. His "roleplay where you dont know what to it is" re pretty funny :) And jojo asmr, as someone mentioned above. Hes more energetic

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Because of vido games

[@beepobeepo]

@@syloboy163 dont joke about mental illness like that

[@tomasalbuquerque6458]

ER: "What kind of SCP are you?" Me: Safe as long as you get me food

[@quarantinehitsdifferent5274]

Tomás Albuquerque if food is not given classification changed to Apollyon, followed by [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@tomasalbuquerque6458]

@@quarantinehitsdifferent5274 I think [DATA EXPUNGED] might be massive world starvation

[@Riann_Reaper17]

Is this SCP a Taurus...?

[@makiroll8720]

I would like but you're at 69

[@maslanadupa6344]

If you need maintenance then you’re a euclid

[@disappointedbutnotsurprise6475]

"The event that transpired involving you" "you mean when I crushed those oreo's in that glass of milk and drank it like a smoothie??.."

[@fmradio4908]

Oh, you mean when I got two queens in chess?

[@mr.manlyman3112]

Or how I got everyone back in middle school to be scared of me?

[@TH4N4T0S]

Oh you mean when I made a chicken turn pink and shit Candy

[@focalpoint._]

That actually sounds like a good idea...

[@scp-bubbles1709]

Oh you mean when I found out I liked men? (I’m a boy)

[@BROKEN_LOGIC_]

Scp 0471 ꓄ꃅꍟ ꀘꀤꀘꂦꑄ Thamiual The kikos is a small humanoid approximately 4.9 ft tall The kekos does not show hostile signs to other humanoids no matter the suituation its in, the kekos is more of a humanoid blur there is no solid shape or way it appears to someone However, the kekos can be utilized due to it extremely strong Nerotoxin (seems to have a large effect on scp 682s existence in our reality when exposed to the kekos) It is a very open entity to certain members of the observation team ,no noise has been made yet,if contact IS made, it might reply with tapping on the glass,walls,etc.

[@Frost_cyclone]

471 hmmmmmm

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

**removes head** **puts it back, missing every single blood vessel and the troat** *_"Did that hurt?"_*

[@goose7529]

no I went completely numb after the incident, I am in constant agony

[@Keizer-p8y]

ya it did but then my head went back into place

[@arandomcat2283]

Throat

[@jigokunohi6538]

“MY FREAKING HEAD,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT,I HAD A WIFE AND KIDS” The masseuse: dude.... shut the hell up , I’m trying to massage you.

[@sentient8711]

hate it when I miss my troat

[@acrazysheepdog1555]

I actually believe that we’re The Entity. The Entity said that he enjoyed taking different forms from time to time and playing games with the SCP Foundation, getting captured and detained before simply leaving by taking its ‘energy’ form I suppose and leaving the Foundation confused as to how it escaped. Also, the red string, The Entity also liked messing around with red string as well.

[@Mrbendy-yq4nn]

red strings sound like Error!Sans the destroyer of aus and Ink!Sans biggest rival and oposite... being an outcode Error is not bounded by script talking and is able to do what he wants when he wants.

[@mrbootystealer5712]

@@Mrbendy-yq4nn bruh how does that cringe have anything to do with the rift verse

[@Speed001]

@@Mrbendy-yq4nn Red string of fate.

[@ceruleansuit]

@@Mrbendy-yq4nn Aw god so much nostalgia! I remember loving them back in sixth grade :'D

[@zachlewis9751]

Idk what the “entity” SCP is but the Foundation does have an energy based SCP contained in a separated power system. I don’t think it would make sense if “The Entity” could break containment by becoming energy because the foundation would just utilize the same containment procedures.

[@idkwhatimdoing5268]

I just wanted to say that I love the fact that there's no mid-roll ads in this. It's extremely annoying when you're about to finally sleep, and then get woken up by grammarly's "WrItIng'S NOt ThAt EaSy!"

[@djpemb]

*BUT GRAMMARLY CAN HELP*

[@idkwhatimdoing5268]

​@@djpemb ThIS SeNtAnCe IS GrAmmAtIcAlLy CoRReCt-

[@diegoborba4187]

*_BuT iT’s t0O l0nG aNd haRd to ReAD_* ( I don’t really remember because I skip it and I usually get simply guitar ads )

[@idkwhatimdoing5268]

@@diegoborba4187 haha, yeah, wish I could get guitar ads all the time, or those ads that play calming music/those stupid mobile game ads with incorrect grammar *"Lady, you must download a wrong game"* Apparently grammarly has gotten a couple new ads from what I've been seeing, however you can still see (and unfortunately hear)the old ones.

[@diegoborba4187]

@@idkwhatimdoing5268 yeah the ads I hate the most are mobile game ads They are so predictable and I know that supposedly failing at the challenges the game has makes the viewer want to play the game or putting frases like “ Only 1% can pass this level “ or “ Mom vs Dad “ But I rather they played the game correctly than incorrectly ( Sorry if the comment is hard to understand, I’m still learning English... maybe i should download Grammarly... Just Kidding I won’t )

[@Scug0]

This was one of the first ever asmr videos I’ve ever watched you are such an amazing asmrtist, god bless you❤️

[@DetectiveDar]

Our scp log be like: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Well that is because [REDACTED]

[@mbts-_-gacha9535]

Oh, you seem to be missing the [REDACTED]

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Oh and the [REDACTED]

[@mbts-_-gacha9535]

@@MrFrog-rd8lx And you [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

@@mbts-_-gacha9535 did you forget [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@ernestogonzalez2841]

17:44 First I heard "breeding organs" and I was like "woah doc, I didn't know this was a thorough examination!"

[@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94]

*Breathing.......XD

[@porcinethepigknight4629]

I imagined 2 brains going at it like dogs..

[@alexhijar1393]

Mr. aesthetic why is that so funny to me

[@porcinethepigknight4629]

@@alexhijar1393 yeah I was hopeing I wasn't the only one thinking it was funny.. 😂😂😂

[@fatpikachu1953]

I hope his interview with SCP-096 was not face to face..

[@defrgt-m9s]

*screaming intensifys*

[@yeahrequiem751]

Budum tsssss........ oh god he’s coming

[@TheMuteStreamer]

Or 173.

[@eterna748]

@@yeahrequiem751 lov ur profile Pic and ur name

[@yeahrequiem751]

Thanks!

[@RodentRanch]

When the sickness flares and I skitter and go creature mode this is pretty grounding. Thanks for recognizing my innate ability to be a little silly and whimsical

[@raebryant6871]

Imagine being an SCP who had to be whispered to so you didnt get freaked out or somethin-

[@Skibidirizz_77]

At least the people can see you without you geting mad

[@rattyveins2866]

Rae Bryant oh so you mean me

[@potatobean6588]

"No sudden movements or loud noises."

[@Agent-ux2vo]

Oh.. he might be me.

[@shagrat6686]

_aaaa_ aaaaAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAA*

[@korbindevaney9284]

I feel like im chained to a chair during this interview

[@dovahcatgaming922]

ρяσвαвℓу?

[@darren9824]

ok nice pfp korbin

[@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378]

R/woooosh

[@OldAacc]

Well am (help)

[@barbedblinga421]

@@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378 what?

[@antiparty_]

Him: “ What Type of SCP are you? “ Me: *Unholy, Demonic Screeching*

[@sasukeeqaulssenpai3708]

Wtf lmfao

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

Meanwhile the camera pans over to me, in a corner, in a blanket, not really caring about the tests

[@PawWolf]

Me: *Chills with my "lil homies"* Him: you don't move as much

[@ambroseeck5382]

*I WILL MAKE YOUR EXISTENCE BECOME AN UNHOLY AMOUNT OF PAIN*

[@damienberry8328]

270th like here

[@Adora606]

He sounds like he’s constantly thinking about what word to say next 😭 (amazing asmr btw ;)

[@CollinsCreek]

"-the event that transpired involving you?" "You mean when I broke bedrock?"

[@Deimos._.18]

You absolute madman

[@beckyreinert137]

Frick get the femur breaker we found him

[@YoIsthatJuiceboxSupreme]

Steve

[@rileyn54]

Steve

[@CollinsCreek]

@@rileyn54 Vulpes

[@mattimoodle]

Doctor: tries to decipher drawings Me: "idk man, I was just doodling"

[@doodlebob2923]

-“The event that transpired involving you” Me: wait you mean when revealed who let the dogs out, touch MC hammer, and found out what the fox said

[@eggsnbacon7122]

For me it was when I found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

[@shadowwarrior2772]

I won a staring contest with the sun. :V

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

What did the fox say?

[@whatintarnation7057]

For me it was when I found out Obama's last name

[@doodlebob2923]

@@weirdbritishperson9542 sorry held at gun point by John wick and I kinda like living

[@ZahHir]

"What type of SCP are ya!" *"Sir, this is Chick Fil A"*