ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant: Positive Affirmations (valley girl)

[@avalonlight]

“Kronk would love you” I think this is my favorite compliment EVER

[@oregano5316]

*gasp* My spinach puffs!

[@claremiller9979]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@woah665]

Same, I’ve never felt so loved.

[@avalonlight]

HOLY CRAP SHE SAW MY COMMENT

[@SkittyDangerzne]

I love this so much because then I get "Scary leaf!" Stuck in my head! 🤣

[@abbywolffe4114]

"If you were a type of fruit-" Me, already half-asleep: _I would be Legolas..._

[@hanjo8843]

Bro I thought that too 🤣🤣🤣

[@castlewitch]

SCREAMING

[@Lethia277]

😂😂😂

[@giisellegaalvan1996]

Is this a reference to some movie? i'm so uncool, i don't even know

[@bisexualdisasterlol]

@@pyark Nah, it was funny, I had a good and long laugh.

[@Alex_Under_Attack]

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favourite" is honestly so sweet - it caught me off guard

[@Penguins459]

But really think about it you’d be the first to go

[@Beainkle]

I don’t know what I think about mangos. I may have got a bad one. Not sure.

[@ElusiveTy]

@@Beainkle If it was sour or tasted really strong, or really weak, you got a bad one.

[@Beainkle]

@@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on KZbin what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.

[@justbb1415]

@@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂

[@chelseaylanan]

someone speculated that valley girl is 1920s party girl's great-granddaughter. it looks like she is and even inherited the outfit lol

[@lapinx2607]

chelsea ylanan someone else said that valley girl is just immortal, which is also fantastic

[@Matt-hi2uj]

Im telling you bro there's a whole multiverse in the making, I'm waiting on the avengers roleplay

[@MichelleZhang132]

Trainer R3d 2 love this comment

[@chelseaylanan]

@@Matt-hi2uj LMAO

[@bisexualdisasterlol]

I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.

[@lilykesten1007]

the casual way she dismissed zac efron is KILLING ME

[@emmabarton8372]

From now on I will only think of fruity pebbles and golf anytime I see Zac Efron

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

1:41

[@kreisigal]

Dance Around The World thank you so much

[@jpHasABadHandle]

Who?

[@BelievingIt]

J.P. ✨ z a c - e f r o n ✨

[@laurio9892]

I’m dead at “soorryyy Zaac, just broke BOTH my legs. SO embarrassing”.

[@hiendar2407]

when i was six years old bROKE MAH LEG my brothers and his friends broke mah leg

[@Guarlon]

@@hiendar2407 How.

[@woah665]

“I’m sure you’ll find a girl with 2 intact legs in NO TIME!” Emojis?

[@ashleycastillo1216]

Kisses. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@phantom_kitsune7424]

@@hiendar2407 I thought that was forgotten😂

[@lyliaroseasmr7882]

This “Celebrity Personal Assistant” character has made the most relaxing series of ASMR videos I’ve ever seen!

[@RinDemon5]

Me too

[@carasmiley9680]

Yessssss BEST ASMR SERIES EVER!!!!

[@arianachristinacarranza3468]

no cappp

[@fourandtwentyblackbirds3316]

My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.

[@lesliealonzoelianny5999]

Rt x100000000

[@lehighguy]

Me, a dude: "I'm going to look so freakin' baller in that baby pink pantsuit."

[@lindseygaabo7379]

Don't forget the lacy white bralette

[@audrey_is_dead]

Clothing has no gender luv, go for it. Bet you’d look great.

[@lehighguy]

@@lindseygaabo7379 Bro, the bralette is the best part. Shows off my gains.

[@kristinesargsyan8794]

Yes you are baby

[@lindseygaabo7379]

lehighguy yes king👑

[@bbaker5049]

"kendall jenner can eat shi-" I AM DEAD tryna fall asleep and now just laughing my ass off

[@shadowhunterx14]

No fr that part cracks me up every goddamn time

[@amonrawya3064]

That's legitimately my favourite part of the video XD

[@alayahmurphy2600]

I love that part

[@gvd3975]

“There’s no limit to the amount of bagels you can eat” is the only form of positive affirmation I will accept now

[@Magirl-xq4hr]

I’m with you 😀

[@FoxyEntity]

Well... The limit would be your stomach capacity, haha

[@leepen0516]

@@FoxyEntity no no, you must learn to *expand* your stomach as far as you want. Sure it might feel absolutely painful but hey, bagels

[@abbywolffe4114]

Ikr I feel recognized

[@woah665]

Same though- 😂❤️

[@pamelalks]

"Sorry Zac, literally just broke both my legs, i'm sure you'll find a girl with two intact tibias" LMAOOO😂😂😭😭😭💀

[@kel9037]

This made me laugh and wake back up a little. Wasn't expecting her to say that.

[@morganmarsh1276]

No one: Our tibias: 🎶 *we're breaking free* 🎶

[@BelievingIt]

its just morgan GET OUUUT!

[@Thehalomen]

t i b i a s

[@ren-tq5yg]

@@morganmarsh1276 JAIL😭😭

[@DaihatsuCharade1993]

“You matched with Zach Efron” Me a straight guy: “Nice!”

[@Sophia-jq9cb]

Wait? You arent a car? When will the lies cease

[@rtralpha3960]

Sophia a car that doesn’t know how to drive 😂

[@Hyssopo]

@@Sophia-jq9cb Oh no he's a car alright, he's just hiding it

[@iamarealhuman5296]

Same

[@goose5654]

*Detroit: Become Human*

[@beetlebones3374]

“.........Kendal Jenner can eat sHi” When I say I cAcKlEd-

[@miloharris4868]

I DIED XD

[@goaway4500]

Yo I just heard that part the exact moment I read this comment. I had to double take what just happened haha it was weird

[@ClxudyWxffle]

Time Stamp Please

[@ClxudyWxffle]

9:16 Nvm I Found It

[@xxrdexx718]

@@ClxudyWxffle 9:15

[@OnlyLeigh]

first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore" now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"

[@OnlyLeigh]

@@chaoticgood12 yes!!!!

[@hallelsegel6517]

Lmao leigh waddup, love your videos and honestly זוט עני

[@twitch_cyberhex]

omg you were such a big part of my middle school identity 🥺

[@OnlyLeigh]

@@prot0pixel64 i seriously only watch youtube nowadays for asmr

[@ep8246]

Celebrity listener I see

[@ursuchariot]

i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion

[@bonnieyao5486]

I can see from this comment that you also watch Erin’s video on repeat and hence experience this time warp 👀

[@MichaelaBelle]

Corona time =/= normal time

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

And so are pants

[@elliel.5915]

legit did not believe this when i read it, i had to go check plus this was 2 weeks ago, what

[@bella9698]

And so is death

[@swaggyyzebra]

“sorry i just broke both my legs. how embarrassing!!” me when i’m asked to go out somewhere

[@fearofthechippan]

I’d like a “driving is for ugly people” bumper sticker

[@themikegarrett]

First item in the Goodnight Moon merch store haha

[@beetlebones3374]

Mike Garrett Omg yes

[@melissasaint3283]

Yes, this

[@lavoixdevelours]

I like a bumper sticker that insults most of the population. 😂

[@melissasaint3283]

@@lavoixdevelours Including its user!

[@BohemianScandalous]

Jokes on us; Zac doesn’t actually like golf, he just likes dramatically singing on golfing greens.

[@Izzy.x]

Underrated comment I’m dead just picturing that scene

[@ASMRbyEvie]

IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abbyk7755]

Under appreciated comment I swear this is comedy gold

[@suckonthisnut]

You willing to bet on it?

[@jem_theelf]

First time i read it i was like: 🤔 Second time I read it I was like: 😂

[@brianna3965]

Half a millimeter trim😂 “wanna be crazy and do two millimeter? No? Ok”

[@astridjaye6224]

Hilarious!!!

[@AK-jt9gx]

“Kronk would love you” is the most validating thing I’ve ever heard 13:00

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@SkittyDangerzne]

@@beans6076 13:00

[@Athen239]

He is a positive bro.

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

kronk’s loving himbo energy is unmatched

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

13:09

[@gabrielledominguez8993]

being called a mango bc its valley girl's favorite fruit is the elite compliment

[@jezebelle137]

😂😂😂

[@ashlynkay3755]

THE SMILE SHE SHOT US AFTER SHE SAID “you could just blow out their fire breathe with your air breathe” iM WHEEZING

[@georgiamaria2412]

gave me hardcore Karen from Meangirls vibes, loveable ditz😊😁

[@ashlynkay3755]

Georgia Maria oh my gosh yes

[@allya9187]

Ikr! 🤣

[@Joshua-Stacy]

When she said “Kendall Jenner can eat shi” I felt that

[@liquid.trance.]

I couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@georgiarose2542]

I get the vibe that she either secretly hates me or she has a crush on me and knows she can’t do anything about it

[@hey_stinkyfeet6190]

OMG YES

[@xXGloomuraiXx]

RIGHT

[@zoehaines4455]

Zac Efron : "He likes girls who are interested in golf" My Highschool Musical Memory: Sharpay Evans working at the golf course to impress Troy

[@olivia-bts]

"Pretending to work " since her family owns it

[@morganmarsh1276]

My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times

[@ronanstephens1597]

@badguyspy unh unh unh yeeeeah!

[@mihkomin]

*a b b y*

[@ronanstephens1597]

@@prot0pixel64 the homoerotic undertones of that song give me life 😆

[@lisbethlinton3664]

"It's okay that your internal compass is, like, completely out of f**kin' wack." 😂🤣

[@chloemcclellan7667]

But I fucking felt that one lol

[@KittyWillCutYou]

I feel validated

[@TaraLyz]

I felt so triggered by this statement! 👀😱😂

[@noahbartlett1296]

Dragon: exists My lung capacity: imma bout to end this mans whole career

[@kristinamartines6806]

@Courtney Baker im dead cau you stole all the oxygen with your amazing lung capacity

[@thehearthotel]

Why is no one mentioning the "as long as the terrain of the catacombs accommodates your stilettos" joke, that TOOK ME OUT

[@theawkwarddolphin4752]

I'm probably dumb, but could someone explain it to me?

[@adeceve]

“Carpet covers everything.”

[@woah665]

“Even if there’s like, BONES on the floor, the carpet will cover it.

[@whimsyasmr589]

This series is truly, like, a soothing satire for our time.

[@LittleMew133]

It's so ridiculously but maybe possibly really exist somewhere in modern society

[@max-ud1xb]

why is no one talking about the midi dress I am ACTIVELY pissed that I got my strawberry midi dress photo op stolen by a Jenner 😭😭😭

[@hufflepufflez3293]

it's not even one of the _good_ ones smh 😖😖

[@dreamyelf7488]

Jenner did her a favor. Sooo many people have already worn that dress. That dress is dead.

[@max-ud1xb]

Dreamy Elf true true... but it was cute while it lasted 💔

[@gabrielleporter553]

Dreamy Elf it was so cute for awhile, it looked so good when mxmtoon wore it 🥺😳its definitely dying now that everyone wants it

[@MichaelaBelle]

It's liiiiterally six feet under

[@lark2319]

“You can do literally anything.” Except drive, apparently

[@woah665]

Watch the other personal assistant videos, you also can’t walk up literally ONE FRICKEN FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITH OUT HAVING TO FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE.

[@lark2319]

Ashie11 _ Stars or even understand the concept of fractions

[@leah7348]

And garden

[@flow3r_grl28]

or walk up 1 flight of stairs without getting winded

[@liliflores7493]

We can drive, we just chose not to because we're not ugly

[@irelandmcbroom8155]

Bro you don't understand how much I love this character she's so calming and comforting I'm 💕

[@vlogsbykatiee]

I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.

[@dancingmelissa1]

For real. The last video of her I watched an obnoxious amount of times

[@saltybagels4272]

she also makes you feel rich

[@stephaniehorton4945]

Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin it

[@thegoatboy9916]

What does “I’m 💕” mean?

[@faeeeriee]

“It’s okay that every single plant that you try to take care for immediately dies.” *me, slowly tearing up:* words can hurt...

[@supremeoverlord0]

I've had 4 plants, and they've all died. They were cacti.

[@mackaylacook148]

Saaaame

[@micahflynn4342]

my succulent was stolen by a bastard squirrel when i set it out on the porch for some sunlight, i still miss charlie sometimes ;(

[@laylayoung2238]

Me: starting at my dying cactus

[@katokabi986]

Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊

[@ra1nnforest923]

"You'd be a mango because their my favorite" *flashbacks to Erin crying over hurting the mango squishy*

[@karenthegrilledcheese]

She knows that valley girl attracts the gays when she says “it’s ok that you don’t know how to drive” SHE SEES US

[@npolk2080]

What? Is that a stereotype I’m not aware of? Lol

[@LittleMissLounge]

It's a meme.

[@Cohemotgus]

Wait, lesbians don't drive? Then who's in the U-Haul!?

[@miat1329]

I’m laughing 😆

[@ttaine]

N Polk yeah, gays either not being able to drive or not being able to do maths is a joke / stereotype haha

[@shelblr]

“driving is for ugly people.” me: *drives* i’m aware

[@irene.5830]

damn i must be an uber 🤩

[@fruitysnax9219]

I thought you said you were Kevin!

[@lunafroggy8967]

Bro... I'm 16 and I can drive... not starting my future well😅

[@kristenjustkristen9462]

So you have 444 likes and I wanted to give mine but I'm superstitious so I'll give my comment instead. Yea, I'm weird.

[@yeehawcunts]

I wouldn’t know what that’s like 💅🏻 (Not bc I’m pretty...I just can’t drive...)

[@peachr384]

“It’s okay you can’t drive.” This woman has a camera somewhere right?

[@delaneydoessinging]

Of course she does 😋

[@EmilyTotallynotbees]

She just knows this character summons all us gays

[@micaylarobbins5727]

I just got my car back from being repaired from a car accident 😶

[@christinebihasa6863]

Dude same

[@noahbartlett1296]

Skeletons: exist Carpet: imma bout to end this mans whole career

[@zipzedziltch1813]

Imagine just randomly sending this to someone. What would they say? Like that’s super cursed. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[@wichiku]

AGayPanic TM I JUST GOT IT ITD THE CATACOMBS OUR STILETTTOSSS

[@jingleberries3881]

It took me a *liiiiiiiitle* too long to figure out wtf this was about

[@lilykesten1007]

“cronk would love you, babe” ......i’m in tears thank u somuchj erin in sob bign

[@Meng_7025]

the cry typing in this paired with erins heart OBLITERATED me it’s so fucking funny

[@SkittyDangerzne]

@@RaymondJiang444 Facts. Don't throw off his groove.

[@lucynl5906]

“Cronk would love you babe”- that is some affirmation I didn’t know I needed

[@minniestagram]

"Driving is for ugly people" Apparently I'm beauty royalty now, cool.

[@wen6ys]

*Stress, Anxiety, Depression, Fear* Carpet will cover it, Carpet will cover it

[@issyb5468]

I can't stress how underrated this comment is

[@issyb5468]

No pun intended

[@No1TypeC]

SHE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ IT. I finally experienced what that's like. The world is fair after all 🙏

[@wulfosricii]

i saw the first part of your comment and i immediately though of ATLA.

[@redhood4457]

Leah: Type S except when play DBD

[@tearsandink3204]

goodnight moon: "you have incredibly impressive lung capacity" me: *has asthma*

[@Soph_zzz]

Same 💀

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Same lmao

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

I mean that just makes it more impressive to be honest

[@someonelogical7555]

The impressive part is that you're still living off that small of a lung capacity (source: have asthma)

[@debbiewise4407]

Me: had to use a nebulizer this morning cuz I could barely breathe

[@nickiraeeexo1915]

Imagine faking two broken legs to get out of a date with Zac efron lmao what an icon

[@slipskolt7300]

That third eye joke should not have sent me into hysterics as much as it did

[@wen2367]

lol i read this as soon as she said it

[@emma-sc7cu]

Wait what time ??

[@nordlysasmr]

erin: you matched with zac efron me laughing thinking how sad i just wanted to get matched with my personal assistant: hah :) thats great :) love that

[@candeferreyra2216]

fr, I really thought this time she would hit on us, cannot wait till we get married and we plan the wedding 😔😔

[@lalalalala4634]

Zerei minha vida,Nordlys e eu temos asmrtist em comum.

[@Nina-pz7ge]

Frfr i just wanna go out with valley girl instead of zac

[@jenya-was-here]

@@candeferreyra2216 Saaaaaaame, she needs to flirt with us already 😭😭♥

[@nate_on_youtube69]

"So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.

[@felledoesYTiguess]

did I just have A stroke

[@esme8875]

i laughed so hard at “an uncopyrighted evil sea witch”

[@theembersinside1420]

I didn't catch that the 1st time around. So glad i saw this comment now! 😄

[@nighthrzn11]

Assistant? She def could be an actual celebrity and we would be the assistant

[@Lersa25]

She'd be too bored :)

[@ghostface7526]

eddie1236 I wouldn’t even be worthy or good enough to be her assistant lol.

[@residentpoolpeeer7051]

Ghostface 75 whipped

[@astridjaye6224]

Oh, yasss 🤗😍

[@HelixMX]

Speak for yourself simp

[@aeceldra5405]

the smile after erin said "air breath" had me

[@SophieJackson1993]

Oh god me too. It reminded me of that Miss America meme. Such as the Iraq and everywhere such as.

[@totallynottheone3981]

Highlights: If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure. Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias. Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it. KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI- If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes 1. 2. 3. 4 You ran over two fire hydrants That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants And one lemonade stand 1. You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit. Krunk would love you babe. She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers. She didn’t kill me I just give up It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.

[@kadburycream]

Just the greatest one liners ever

[@lexikennedy7178]

KRUNK LMAO

[@anookishexception7234]

It's okay that your internal compass is completely out of- fucking! whack

[@jem_theelf]

My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series: 1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas. 2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary. 3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me. Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.

[@mini_red4731]

She can say Legolas but not Ursula

[@valh3532]

the little smile after she said "air breath" im crying shes so cute

[@Jack10158]

Timestamp please?

[@valh3532]

@@Jack10158 11:52

[@Jack10158]

@@valh3532 thanks bro

[@valh3532]

@@Jack10158 no problem!

[@Jack10158]

@@valh3532 👌🏽👍🏽

[@JustKet99]

I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing. Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.

[@banrions]

This is my fav take on it as well

[@abbywolffe4114]

PA: how are you feeling? Me: ... PA: Too distraught to even speak? Me, a single tear slipping down my cheek: **nods** Yeah

[@LexPlautia]

The amount of people liking this comment (me too) is scary 😅 are yall ok?

[@emmabarton8372]

Homegirl really said “give the people what they want” 😂❤️

[@vlogsbykatiee]

DUUUUDE I have literally been hoping for this for so long

[@oheyitslil]

this is something i didn’t know i’ve been waiting for

[@natomaton]

her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors] me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e me: THERE it is

[@rozien2877]

She gets prettier EVERY VIDEO

[@saltybagels4272]

Haha cannot relate 🤭

[@redshirt5126]

@@saltybagels4272 am a driver so will never relate😜

[@supremeoverlord0]

@@redshirt5126 We've got to start biking, my dude. 😔 Gotta start up that beauty routine.

[@destinyfryson1086]

“You can totally blow the fire breath away with your..air breath” *awkward smile* love her so much

[@MichaelaBelle]

Her "third eye" comment made me wanna see valley girl give me a tarot card reading

[@lindslu]

YES

[@gillianritchey]

omg yesss

[@bassrocks9]

This is an old comment but yes a thousand times yes

[@creepypuppetasmr]

She’s wearing the same top in her 1920s video. It’s confirmed; 1920s lady is Valley girl’s grandmother. The lace top was most likely passed on to her

[@Stefanie_T.]

Greatgrandmother probably, but I'm totally in on that theory! 🤩

[@retrosavi431]

13:01 crazy how you knew that the only male approval I've ever wanted is from Kronk

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Ikr?

[@jkr9090]

This channel is slowly becoming Valley Girls account and I’m here for it

[@hearthstia]

me crying at 3am because I'm lonely and feel like trash: valley girl's positive affirmations: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

[@viporal7898]

Nobody cares. Fix yourself, I don't want to hear it

[@taliatorrens2578]

Viporal shut up 😹

[@viporal7898]

@@taliatorrens2578 I said I don't want to hear it

[@oogleoo]

feel better!! i know that valley girl made me feel better too. all abt the little things :)

[@prettyprincess8888]

Viporal dawg you couldve scrolled no need to be rude. this isnt your comment section dont feel so entitled man.

[@harleyQ9000]

“Driving is for ugly people” actually made me feel better of not having gotten a driver's license yet.

[@kirdot2011]

But you've tried haven't you?

[@jairoquintana3818]

You're grown ain't you? Do you just not want to?

[@SofieLoaf]

God same.

[@SofieLoaf]

Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone

[@elizabethlfaircloth9521]

Oh my gosh, same here. I thought I was the only one at first. o.o

[@DefaultSeaTurtle]

No one: Literally not a single person: Erin: "Killbo Baggins"

[@goose5654]

From The Land of Murder

[@lillylouu]

@@goose5654 underrated reply

[@ozlemk.1739]

first off, i adore this personal assistant for her dedication and her accent. second, i don't know how much of this script you write beforehand and how much you improvise, but it's awesome. third, i love that every time you curse it's a surprise and absolutely hilarious. finally, thank you for the "it's okay that your internal compass is like completely out of fucking whack" i finally feel validated as a dumbass who got lost in our new apartment because the living room had two doors and my brain couldn't cope with that

[@karenramnath9993]

That’s the part I don’t like...I love the accent, the videos are so well done, but sheesh, can we just omit the cussing?

[@lovleyloner1487]

I honestly didn't even realize she cursed until I seen this comment.

[@jenya-was-here]

The swearing is done with 10/10 comedic timing, please leave it in babes ♥

[@danikasaunders7008]

@@karenramnath9993 no wonder your name is karen💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

[@w456-b9u]

those 19 dislikes are from Kendall Jenner and her spam accounts

[@zyaishabarnett9876]

don’t forget zac 🤣

[@emma-sc7cu]

and zac effron and his fruity pebbles

[@wb4529]

who?

[@julia-uy5oz]

@WB noob!

[@Penguins459]

134 now lol

[@misstreefingers]

I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@chocolatecake9018]

misstreefingers That is such a fun idea, I hope Erin sees this

[@livmccloskey2321]

Aww

[@okkotsucounts]

Ok BUT, imagine if they chose the ASSISTANT

[@flamethrowercb7]

The effort she puts into these videos is amazing. She decorated her backgrounds, adds props specific to the video, makes her video over 20 minutes etc.

[@ano898]

You should check out Myaling ASMR, Suna ASMR and Latte ASMR too. They put a lot of work into production, just like Goodnight moon.

[@amandagamboa8088]

“Do u wanna hear my notes?” Was just an excuse for moon to pull out her cute glasses

[@SaraBearyy]

We ain't complaining tho 👀💜

[@literallyasuka2996]

Your profile picture is a bit off center

[@dans2946]

I'm a guy, but that Robert Pattinson date sounds like fun times.

[@hey_stinkyfeet6190]

Oh yeah fr bro 😭

[@shiannabaker5124]

"Driving is for ugly people" Me, who can't drive and is insecure about it: "driving is for ugly people" ✨😌💕

[@MsChocolatecupcakes1]

What does it mean if I don’t know how to drive?

[@theharvestarr]

Erin Burgess it means ur beautiful & also a genius. driving is the worst

[@MsChocolatecupcakes1]

hotsocks thank you 🥺

[@hannahware3751]

My ugly a$$ will drive so your beautiful one won't have to 😁😉💖

[@iamabominati0n970]

what's insecure about not being able to drive?

[@-light.academia-1696]

Let’s be real: *We all clicked so fast sonic and iida could never*

[@magical_blackcat9133]

Omg 😂

[@Mimi-bw7qr]

periodt.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

Nah.

[@morganmarsh1276]

You frICKEN FRICKS. WhEn WiLL yOu LeArN tHaT yOuR AcTiOnS hAvE CONSEQUENCES. *your fantasies will never be qUENCHED*

[@emillee173]

Cause I AM HERE... to click the video first

[@pan9507]

why is no one talking about "lung capacity, lung capacity"

[@UnderwhelmingGamer]

Me, a male gym rat: omg I can’t wait to try on this pantsuit! I bet the bralette’s going to be so cute!

[@NotChefCook]

😆💕

[@hannahware3751]

Bwahahahah! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingofthebis1068]

Damn we stan

[@emrys6559]

I bet you'd look incredible in it sir

[@rachelstewart7781]

This is my single favorite character that anyone in the ASMR community has created, I just want to say THANK YOU to Erin for being so fucking funny and creative while also somehow remaining completely relaxing!!!! What a talent :O

[@synesthesia.aesthetic]

FACTS

[@irasra]

"You could take on a dragon in a fight because if it started to fire breathe on you like WAHHHHHHHH" got me dead

[@mollycblaeser]

Best part!

[@peachysandie]

The cut makes it even greater!😂

[@abbylyles941]

“you can have as many bagels as you want. there’s literally no limit.” me on my 4th bagel of the day:👁👄👁

[@Lunabandit]

abby lyles feel you, bought some sour dough today I have eaten the whole loaf

[@SaraBearyy]

Lmao

[@emzeees]

bagels are unlimited, they are nonending, never enOUGH

[@AuntieJs]

“We can totally have someone crawl down there and roll out a carpet..even if there’s skeletons carpet will cover it” I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@crkffcrkff6237]

Erin trying to stay in character: *Casually taps on the lens of her glasses*

[@reaganventuri8397]

“It’s okay you don’t know how to drive” - Me to myself even after 5 years of driving

[@artemisflores859]

me: chilling before bed valley girl: begins tapping her teeth im absolutely losing it i love this character so so much

[@samantharhodes4610]

Cracking up that she’s even bringing Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson into the conversation at all as if the person she’s talking to wouldn’t be totally in love with her already. I mean - the companionship, the HISTORY here. 🤦‍♀️ We love an oblivious queen.

[@leah7348]

*when you're hopelessly in love with your personal assistant but she tries to set you up with somebody else so you just go with it because there's no way she'd ever love you back*

[@canigetuuh9217]

omfg we had the same idea for comments

[@ren-tq5yg]

😔😔

[@kalystagutierrez1607]

We better be paying her an ungodly amount of money, she deserves it for dealing with us!

[@sarakalkati]

omg imagine if she did one where the celebrity got arrested LMAOO

[@becominghero9754]

Underrated idea!!!

[@natasha-ut7si]

'ASMR Celebrity Assistant Getting You Out Of Jail'

[@maggieflynn466]

“hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”

[@LiaAwesomeness]

can't drive, kills plants, no sense of direction... is erin hiding in my bushes?

[@zombie_girl_]

✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨ 9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t” 10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving” 10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite” 11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that” 13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!” 14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up” 14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat ~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~ 9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else 17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”

[@kristiang1870]

Don’t forget 6:58 “Carpet will cover it...carpet will cover it.”

[@gimpy6643]

Love this lol

[@tiramissau]

Love it

[@chaoticcrn235]

Kronk would love me? **sniffs** I would love him back

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Same here! 😭

[@jingleberries3881]

We love a himbo ❤❤😭😭

[@biancamo10]

Her: "Driving is for ugly people" Me, who is 20 years old and still has no clue how to drive on account of my own laziness: "Yep. You said it, girl."

[@natadelhelm]

Big mood

[@analogicparadox]

Many of us lost our beauty at such an early age, I hope you keep on with your cause and honor the fallen

[@vampiressofnew]

31, babe. Totally with you.

[@gabriellegriffin3772]

SAME!

[@SaraBearyy]

That comment made me feel a little better ty 😅

[@nerualogy]

“If you were in roller derby. Your name would be Killbo Baggins.”

[@woahtheresis2797]

Okay but... imagine how SHOCKED I was when she pulled out the exact same pillow I’m laying on rn.

[@bluepotatorw]

Username checks out

[@rokinjaguar]

that’s wild

[@tournesoleils]

my assistant: "I think you'd suit me to a T" me, suddenly wide awake: "T as in Troy???"

[@riverholmes7940]

Tee as in golf tee ⛳️

[@izzyrmb5095]

omg this is the best thing I've ever read

[@antichrist4449]

TROY

[@love2manythings]

T as in Ted Bundy

[@clutteredcaitie]

@@riverholmes7940 omg I did not get that joke, thank you

[@emilyheap]

“You could blow out the fire with your air breath.” *grin* “However many bagels you want to eat in a day, triple that and there’s still no limit. . . . . . What?” 🤣

[@justcallmeluuf]

Erin: It's ok that you ran over 4 mailboxes, 2 fire hydrants and a lemonade stand me: Instructions unclear. Currently in prison

[@lovelaced]

“Driving is for ugly people” Me, already heading to the dmv: the queen has spoken.

[@rhythmoftherave]

Her: "I haven't seen you since like four!" Me: "Four what? Months? Weeks? Days? How long have I been inside my house?"

[@leopardwing9763]

Four pm?

[@Thehalomen]

Since they were 4

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

I thought it was like 4 am or 4 pm, like it’s been several hours. But now you got me thinking...

[@maramaroney7057]

@@kn1f3.p4rty she's our personal assistant, being apart for a few hours is a lot 🤣

[@CorvetteGaming]

Maybe 5!

[@middysart]

9:24 - okay so weird story: I gave up my driver's license about a year ago because driving gave me waaaaay too much anxiety, to the point that I'd have panic attacks just thinking about it. So this affirmation not only caught me off guard but it was actually really helpful to hear x'D

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

s a m e

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Same, but my mom is going to force me to drive whether I like it or not... 😭😭😭

[@PixelatedPixie05]

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favorite" MY BOYFRIEND SAID THE SAME THING IT'S LITTERLY MY NICKNAME

[@gingerels]

I’d love to be given breakup advice by this valley girl, I feel like she’d set me straight & give the best comfort - I hope we see more of this character as you play her so fabulously!! 🥰