ASMR Cranial Nerve Examination

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[@Cuork]

Her: Breath in Me: *Breaths in* Her:Breath out* Me: *chokes uncontrollably * Her: That's good, just keep doing that

[@housseinzhu2405]

😂 these comments are overboard

[@TheNoahToller]

+M133Games Ikr Shes a Keeper tho lmao

[@AmarjitFTW]

LMFAO

[@Jaum_N]

Which part?

[@GuideGame1]

+M133Games I DIED, HAHAHA

[@kaseytompkins9708]

Not a real doctors visit. Didn't have to wait 30 mins after the nurse.

[@Kylepeterson_]

That One Guy That Snipes haha true

[@mkmercurio1]

30 minutes would be lucky...

[@ari4311]

lmao

[@bubonicplague8856]

A M O O D

[@loganclarke1287]

RIP USA

[@DoritoMcDew]

its all fun and games until you get a game of war advertisement in full volume

[@Couldbegabe]

DoritoMcDew :l

[@aboi9596]

DoritoMcDew your pfp matches your comment.

[@April-fo6nk]

DoritoMcDew YES

[@michaeleastmo]

DoritoMcDew bruh truuuuue tho😂

[@cobgod1415]

Is it TheLegend27? (no seriously was it TheLegend27 ad)

[@BieberAnis]

Her:Follow the light Me: Did i die

[@biancaalexis6294]

made my day 🤣

[@Bluecool97]

nis quinn, the comments are the best part to these ASMR videos.

[@deepnandhray4263]

nis quinn lol

[@emmarielo]

What time stamp is the follow the light??

[@raquellamaya1857]

It’s 1 am but I need to laugh 😂

[@sebastianmller4544]

Her: So do you have any history regarding cancer or anything like that? Me: Yes Her: Fantastic! You're a healthy one

[@WE-WUZZING-KANGS-N-SHEEOYT]

sebastian møller wtfflmao

[@unicornrainbows1292]

Then how r u alive

[@luluwild13]

@@unicornrainbows1292 Maybe because he survived whatever ailment he has?

[@kahhoegoh1557]

@@unicornrainbows1292 Unicorn Rainbows Rude people like you are all over the internet!

[@hyeronymus]

XD

[@Amy-yf9zc]

her: lift up your sleeve please me: i don't have sleeves her: lift up your sleeve! me: *rips of the skin on my arm* her: good

[@breerodbr]

lol

[@JDD1217]

Lmaoooo

[@Not_Manner]

same tho

[@MIG95374]

Oh my god, I couldn't breathe

[@decemberss4702]

i can't even live right now omfg

[@cassandra238]

I'm enjoying these comments way to much

[@hhhale]

As with I.

[@amazingshrekisnotonfire8198]

*Too I'm sorry, it's my job

[@carterhinkle8841]

Amazing Shrek is not on fire oh my god your name is amazing

[@amazingshrekisnotonfire8198]

Carter Hinkle Lmao thanks😂

[@emilyjones5065]

Dequx just what I was thinking

[@honeybeeloolee5313]

I remember watching this when I was in middle school back in like 2016 and not knowing or understanding what this video was (literally even a few years ago ASMR was not as mainstream as it is now it’s crazy how big it’s gotten) but i kept watching all her videos because it made my brain feel good and relaxed and I didn’t know why. Darling ASMR was my first introduction to ASMR and now at 20 years old, I still listen to it every night, so thank you Darling ASMR for what you did for me.

[@asmr.forever]

It's her best video ever! Pure AMSR goodness

[@Dtor-te3ix]

bruh i’m 20 too and i started asmr with her too

[@averyshortperson2754]

Me with my stuffed animals when I'm home alone

[@shyguy7265]

Lol

[@caseyciriello4963]

A Very Short Person Ava?

[@samanthaaldana4132]

A Very Short Person that is so me

[@LoveSunFun2011]

A Very Short Person Love this hahahahahhahaha

[@TranquillShot]

A mildly original comment in a sea of copypastes. Nice

[@rigby3620]

Did you ever look at a comment and say "I wish I said that"

[@balletlilah3878]

DJ Gaming i wish I said that

[@samreese8902]

DJ Gaming ya to this comment lol

[@madi.miro4]

DJ Gaming all the time 😂

[@leinaala3400]

DJ Gaming ugh I wish I said that😂

[@muhammadnajib2291]

predictable replies

[@thehopeless1979]

"Do you have a balanced diet?" "No I starve myself" "Good" Well okey

[@dexterisboss710]

Lol that got me bro😂

[@pumpkinpie-9405]

lmao

[@proudbeaner696]

This is why we need to destroy phones, Computers, tablets, laptops , tvs because both males and females starve themselves to be accepted by people that don't know that they excist

[@pumpkinpie-9405]

Roblox 69 being a feminist doesn't mean we hate men.

[@connor9059]

Right when I read this she said that line

[@kayang04]

23:05 "open up your mouth, I'm gonna stick this right in! no pls

[@maeveoconnor1171]

Kayang don't worry, they never do that in real life

[@alexeast8002]

humanity will be doomed

[@urcozy]

😔

[@LilMantis1]

:)

[@sage7534]

hopfy 1243 wut that’s scary

[@artimishunter5501]

"Your eyes look great" Lol Im 13 and have a stigmatism and need glasses to see this and everything else around me "You almost got all of them except the last line" HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!

[@olivethesnowman]

Artimis Hunter Me everyday XD

[@tanyanegron6111]

Astigmatism Does affect your eyesight. There are people who do not pick up any prescription but have astigmatism which is what makes them see a little blurry

[@bigboi2186]

😱😱😱 I have one too no way , I have glasses aswell

[@Jana-kc8wi]

Stigmatism isn’t a problem for me. I am nearsighted and it sucks

[@nadyazollbrecht9618]

Artimis Hunter I am ten year old I have two stigmatism‘s is each eye when she said you just missed the last one I was , like and all the rest ....

[@Cowpoke-s]

i think the best things about these videos are the comment sections. some of the things people come are fantastic

[@TheGibshome]

Her: Do you exercise? Me: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep Her: That better than most people

[@sarahfrench7477]

TheGibshome THIS ONE IS THE BEST

[@propershowproper7313]

TheGibshome is that from spogbob lol hahahahahahaahahah good one

[@propershowproper7313]

TheGibshome is that from spogbob lol hahahahahahaahahah good one

[@propershowproper7313]

her do you drink a lot me uhmmmmm no I am 8 years old. ........ her ones, twice a week ok me lol ok I gess lol

[@Murica-gh8bg]

TheGibshome CHOCOLATE!!!!

[@ashtongrossman2202]

Her: Any medical problems? Me: Depression Her: Good!

[@corynewton-adams8994]

Sameeeee brotha 😂👌

[@vilmah7402]

THE HECKK LOL

[@thedestroyer1179]

Her:can u hear this Me: what did u say Her:yes great

[@mex3383]

Lol

[@maniacalcoast2742]

No speako englisho

[@ivancito9000]

+Maniacal Coast Jajajajaja :v

[@dustinkunish377]

Did you hear that What Great What

[@jairpacman]

no speak spanglis jajaja

[@huylaanh6251]

Her:" How's your diet?" Me: This afternoon, I had 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda! Her:" Okay, that's good." Me: *says wtf in Big Smoke's voice*

[@FunnyPrankLaughs]

Huy La Anh lemme get those boneless.

[@rayhanishak]

Nice reference

[@mentholkaffee]

Love you😂

[@squeguinquack2570]

Gta

[@nord4046]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOSPITAL FOOL!

[@meeshabenefer9787]

Why She making us smell peanut butter if some people have allergies. *someome has an allergic reaction" "HELP I CANT BREATHE!" doctor: "ok,fantastic, thats better than most people."

[@itsmeboiss4880]

_lyric_harmony_ I wonder what happens to other people...

[@Yui0141]

Blues 2.5 its cus peanut butter is love and peanut butter is life

[@Avetho]

"Peanut butter is hate! Peanut butter is death! It is my mortal enemy and I shall be at odds with it until I shall meet my end! It and myself shall duel to see who is worthy to live! It means war I tell you! WAR!!" Avetho, September 2017. Lol but seriously I do have a severe allergy to the simple plant proteins found in most forms of nut such as peanuts and almonds. I die within 5 minutes of consumption. J̷u̷s̷t̷ ̷a̷s̷k̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷l̷a̷s̷t̷ ̷s̷h̷e̷l̷l̷.̷

[@kayleigh8245]

Theresa green the old meme I know!!

[@mandygabriele9881]

Theresa green the old meme 😂😂😂

[@azraelcult]

Her: How’s your diet Me: My diet Me: NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT A DIET

[@DearReaderReadAloud]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@demonwithangelwings2310]

Ha ah ah

[@ninjapanda0822]

She means what you eat (R/wooosh me r/wooosh me

[@smellsofcats]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐵

[@whatamidoingwithmylife9355]

@@ninjapanda0822 r/woosh

[@potato_of_the_gulag9982]

Her:"cancer?" Me: "I used to own a fidget spinner."

[@purplestingray1957]

Vents 4 for sure cancer then, good thing it is gone now

[@ipoopedinmypantshelp]

**chokes** *yOU’RE KILLING ME*

[@Sinteo.]

Yeah thats what it takes to get cancer in 2017

[@alecfletchall1727]

Vents 4 the meme kings approve

[@jmaksi]

You won lol

[@angelam6568]

"A big checkmark" **writes for 30 seconds**

[@shaneenglander5315]

Angela Moucharite 😂😂

[@chazmcnanbread1347]

+Shane Englander please change your profile picture

[@ethangreen5416]

Charlie Crompton Why, dab is life. Kill me

[@adriangil3188]

Charlie Crompton Thank You

[@marseden9755]

1000th like

[@keanadianne]

"How often do you exercise?" Me: "literally never" "Okay, trust me, that's a lot better than most people."

[@Eliva123]

HAHAH

[@metalhed636]

"How often do you drink? Once a week, twice a week?" "Yes, from Monday to Thursday and from Friday to Sunday"

[@youreparteggplant5653]

+Random Metalhead only all the days that end with a Y

[@Sassy28311]

+Random Metalhead LOL you are hilarious

[@metalhed636]

+Sassy28311 i dunno, some people say I'm "alcoholic", whatever the hell that means...

[@BobMarley-eu3js]

Her: Do you smoke? Me: 143 packs a day. Her: Nope, fantastic.

[@DGneoseeker1]

With that account name I thought for sure your joke would be something like laughing and saying "Not cigarettes..."

[@soundtriado1936]

@Bob Marley u still alive manh?

[@n0th1ng3]

Bob Marley bro bob marley watch asmr darling that’s crazy

[@TheTimeshine]

her: do you smoke?me: yeah like 12 packs a day, my lungs look like raisins and my doctor says i have 10 mins to live.her: no, thats great!

[@dominictaqvi7927]

Haha Reminds me of Dora the explorer XD

[@ollie8419]

Lmao 😂

[@danazaebrooks]

ok tbh this comment was funny 😂

[@NotTommyDingus]

Ha! XD

[@ElectricalMonk3558]

are you dead now.

[@JMNTN]

Her: *asks a question Me: *thinks a second Me: i... Her: ok, thats good

[@elissa1660]

same😂

[@erika1597]

LMAO

[@JoshuaGraham8383]

Just like Dora The Explorer.

[@neverever9370]

Kappa

[@iclawaimgod7532]

+Troleame mis Huevos lol

[@melaniegoycoolea879]

I have you name, date of birth, your height , your weight Me:even I don't know some of that stuff

[@shyguy7265]

Well I'm at least 5ft and at least 100lbs, is that good enough?

[@hyeronymus]

Same lmao

[@hyeronymus]

Shyguy 726 lazy to convert it but... Yeah! Sure

[@solar3clipse974]

Idk my height and weight

[@blakemherrera]

you don’t know those things about YOURSELF? oh jesus...

[@joeyzimmerman9455]

Her: I’m just gonna touch your right ear Me: * gets touched on left ear * Me: ?!???

[@moontrimmer]

Omg literally same. And I also made a comment on this but I didn’t know there was already a comment... just letting you know I didn’t copy ❤️

[@vitoscaletta9828]

Ashley Panners it’s cause she’s not professional... if you look through her eyes your left ear is going to be your right one because of mirroring

[@ginnydaniels2559]

Her: follow the light with your eyes Me: nah. Imma follow it with my ears

[@delfif]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@hivaladeen4892]

+Armin triggered

[@laurendavis3290]

Ok that's actually hilarious idk why

[@hardoop4140]

Ginny Daniels hahaha

[@gtmedia8804]

L

[@marcogonzalez1108]

asmr darling: do you drink? me: just bleach cause I lost my will to live

[@SteakBear]

"Good! That's a lot better than most people!"

[@taylorparrish7638]

the hippocrip Ahaha I'm dying. Even funnier because you are at the doctors getting a checkup.

[@powerrpuffnatt]

LMAO 😂😂

[@vtksoldier3199]

I would like this comment but it's currently at 69 likes

[@hopeduke402]

Same!!!

[@tmf5055]

Her: We are going to test your sight, Follow my finger Me: what finger

[@larrythecableman6963]

Lol

[@angelaferreira4639]

Lee Sin

[@zr0w3n-16]

To busy following her eyes 💕

[@DirtyRon02]

they still think I'm blind.......

[@GamerGirlSky]

lmao lol

[@briannaisokay2286]

Her: Do you have a balanced diet? Me: Well I do try to evenly ratio out the chocolate flakes in my yogurt, so I say yeah.

[@thenewsat9527]

Brianna me: reads this comment The attack on titan opening theme number one starts playing Me:OH HELL YA

[@shyguy7265]

I eat once every 2-3 hours if that's even

[@lunero6142]

Asmr darling: do you have a balanced diet? Me: I have lettuce on my Big Macs ASMR darling: How often do you exercise? Me: I walk every day. To McDonald's.

[@lunero6142]

"Your a healthy one!" WTF I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE ANYMORE HALP ME PLEEEAAAZZZZEEEE!!!!

[@nakylahmohammed7970]

wow me to but its to DD

[@paulcoderre6132]

JDDGames#WinnZ0 well i just sit there ordering 17 pizzas every 7 minutes

[@spamsingles5948]

JDDGames#WinnZ0 I eat candy, which is the same color as real fruit!

[@themikester84]

JDDGames#WinnZ0 You do realize that you won the internet with this comment? lol

[@thefunnyones1766]

Her:do you exercise Me:no Her: that's better than most people Me: ???

[@iNick504]

meeeeeeeeeee

[@LovelyLoaff]

SAME

[@NFemto]

I can imagine her neighbors staring at her through the window while she talks to a camera, and when she looks back at them the quickly close the curtains or blinds

[@salome5665]

asmr videos from 2016 just hit different

[@lu4473]

her:how often do you exercise me:WHAT? EXTRA FRIES!? YEAH

[@Mimi-zc8ri]

Aggressive schildkröte 😂👌🏻

[@floritheshqipe800]

Aggressive schildkröte jaaaaaaaaaaaa der war gut

[@lucyd9471]

Aggressive schildkröte the only thing I exercise are my rights as a human

[@the_rumours7390]

Aggressive schildkröte lol 😂

[@ipoopedinmypantshelp]

*LMFAO* 😂😂👏🏻

[@zwiebeldogs]

I'm so happy I'm living alone. Imagine someone walking into you with your mouth wide open and your tongue sticking out while there's some girl seemingly staring at you from across the screen

[@Clubpenguin22]

Greater Dog Snowdin just a regular Friday night for me

[@michaelpolack5761]

Walter Mclaughlin sounds like a bad night to hang around you with

[@stevendamiano6151]

Doggo the Great I don't wanna imagine someone walking into me with my mouth wide open

[@isauce8726]

Her: you almost got all of it you missed the last line but that's okay Me: throws phone across the room......I got it right

[@ylmxz]

I Sauce right

[@belenalonso3078]

Same

[@ultimatesteve9647]

IKR

[@gayandtired5370]

Same lmao😹😹😹

[@harrietjones6378]

SAME

[@plantmc9319]

Her: (Insert quote) Me: (Reply to quote) Her: (Insert quote) Me: (Conclude with joke) (Beg for likes)

[@jaedynx9857]

LMAO

[@likexxaxxboss0417]

Boi

[@teuvourpilainen7084]

@Hot CakeX u too

[@rekxz_5975]

@@teuvourpilainen7084 bro she ment that she's the hoe... I think

[@harveybkwell1019]

420 likes lol

[@sindrerisan6586]

Thoughts going through the video: She... Is... GORGEOUS

[@katelynwoods]

Yes she is

[@katelynwoods]

Yes she is

[@laurens1002]

same, she's so 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@herenkapsalon]

its hard to keep on breathing normaly when looking at her

[@kenziemoon522]

i think so too!

[@Sarah-bc1tu]

Her: Tell me about your diet Me: just hot cheetos nothing but hot cheetos Her: that's great Me: holds up orange fingers

[@stevemoneyswag]

Summer Oakley But hot Cheetos are red

[@Sarah-bc1tu]

WeeMr.AmazingJr OMG riigggghhhhtttt

[@cursedhornet_6382]

Summer Oakley IZ U TRUMP?

[@kiarawolf9019]

Summer Oakley red fingers and has another hot cheeto lover let me guess you like takis to?

[@kiarawolf9019]

Mean yassss instead of has

[@D0m0309]

"Do you have any medical or family history like cancer?" -yeah my dad died of can... "No? Exellent"...

[@themadvikingviking334]

😂😂

[@emersoncoco]

😂

[@davideraffaelli1656]

😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽

[@goodnet1]

I'm dead😂💀

[@brenda6179]

😂😂😂

[@Brumlebass-k6o]

My favorite doctor is Dr.Darling!

[@PeekPerfomance]

Bjørnar Brumlebass enig med deg

[@theno3942]

NO! Where is Dr. Phil

[@kensacco6003]

Mine is Dr. Madi, but Dr. Darling is OK too

[@smellsofcats]

Hahaha she's not a real Dr. 😂😂😂

[@bumole9331]

Her: Do you drink regularly? Me: I'm not old enough to drink alcohol yet Her: ok so once or twice a week Me:...........how did you know.........

[@kingmkd2862]

LoneWolf 😂😂😂

[@mireillemarlair7461]

LoneWolf xD

[@seanmuncy7998]

LoneWolf same answer I had to

[@channeldeleted7782]

LoneWolf lol

[@noorskys2648]

lmfao

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

Her: "Do you drink alcohol often? Like once or twice a week?" Me: "HAH doc I'm not like most people. I turn up on the regular, every single god damn day of my life actually. I'm talking bars, parties, swinger functions you name it, I live a wild fucking lifestyle." Her: "So once or twice a week?" Me: "....yes mam, usually alone in my room with the blinds down."

[@rackyroo2319]

ur not funny

[@benlu7841]

RackyRoo 231 lol called him out

[@TheLMMish]

Dr Darling: How often do you exercise? Me: I'm paralyzed Dr. Darling: Trust me, that's a lot better than most people

[@antoniobaias]

TheLMMish Bruv, im dead.

[@bigjoe6366]

TheLMMish 💀

[@evanadams3160]

Its sadly probably pretty true though.

[@TheLMMish]

Dan Betuel jk. don't worry.

[@JB-ls2dk]

Dear lmao

[@skiesthelimit80]

Being a med student, most of this was fairly accurate. lol

[@slugged5109]

skiesthelimit80 no

[@vitoscaletta9828]

It was really unprofessional lol

[@DolanPls]

No it wasn't. It was a bastardidation of a proper cranial nerve exam.

[@tylerjones8339]

DolanPls Med student ego goes through the roof*

[@DolanPls]

@@tylerjones8339 You are completely right. After getting your comment i decided to rewatch the video (fully this time, as last time i stopped at 10 minutes). It is definitely not a bastardization of the cranial nerve exam. It is nothing like the exam at all, this is just a video for nice sounds to the ears, and has nothing to do with any kind of cranial nerve exam.

[@jewelv1600]

Her: how often do you exercise? Me: Never. I hate motion. I'm even laying in bed right now. I hate putting effort into anything that doesn't need it. Her: that's better than most people 😊 Me: Humanity is doomed

[@Funkguz71]

JewelV16 Lmao, genius here

[@ari4311]

THIS IS SOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kakyoinsmenacingpaintbrush88]

JewelV16 why do I relate damn it

[@graaau4582]

hm if you think exercising is a waste of energy then yup you're doomed lol

[@kimmyr9318]

When you finish watching asmr and switch to another channel and your ears explode

[@tylermiron9525]

I know eh 😂

[@nessie505]

😂😂😂

[@maaniihns]

Must be Canadian ^

[@RealBlockhead]

ACCURATE

[@newfoundsoccer]

Or even worse, when a fucking ad appears between asmr videos.

[@coleslaw4040]

Her: look at my nose Me:I'm blind Her:Fantastic

[@lesmes94]

If the computer is well equipped a blind person could use it fairly fine.

[@hyeronymus]

Lmao bruhh

[@castrael8608]

@@starslight r/wooosh (I'm sorry-)

[@kombatkillerz6066]

Castrael yes!!!!!!!!!!

[@avawhitehouse3839]

You don’t really seem that blind in your fortnite videos....?

[@Skitations]

Is it just me or is it impossible to fall asleep to asmr darling just because she is so good at asmr and you don’t want to stop listening by falling asleep

[@viv1105]

99% of the comments: Her: "blah blah blah" Me: "blah blah" Her: "blah" Me:"?"

[@abigailpearson4302]

larrissa is real you did this yourself?

[@baatarchuluunoyunchuluun8422]

asmr is so much beautiful

[@sedxeu5250]

IKR

[@spicytequila8035]

I usually don’t like comments, but this made me laugh

[@nadiaviisdottir337]

buttercuplarray eeee

[@shaynalaliberte2583]

Her: how often do you exercise? Me: I um, don't leave the couch Her: trust me that's alot better then most people.

[@erikortega117]

ha lol

[@daniielatorrez4469]

you are awesome that's a lot better than most people lol😂

[@TeamWhackjob-Official]

HAHAHAHAHA #DED

[@TeamWhackjob-Official]

Do you smoke? me fucking alot she no? Fantastic

[@bryceewing3818]

Her: Do you have any previous heart problems? Me: yea so this one time my hear.. Her: fantastic! You are very healthy.

[@cocotheripper8651]

"Do you smoke?" Yes "No? Fantastic." Ok I guess I don't smoke.

[@paNicRELL]

Lmao

[@SuperGamer87]

+Coco The Ripper She's subliminally making you quit. Like a Jedi mind trick. lol

[@ContainsAthroughZ]

Cured

[@hectorcisneros1952]

hahahaha lml

[@cocotheripper8651]

+geeetube HAHAHAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUCKING EDGY. WE GET IT YOU LACK LOVE IN YOUR LIFE.

[@froge168]

"Now, I'm gonna need you to breathe." Oh yeah sorry, I was forgetting to do that.

[@billiam301]

"do you have a balanced diet?" "nope" "okay, that's good" *smiles* something tells me you're not a real doctor

[@mohammadyounes6337]

Holy shit, I think you're right!

[@heyboss3033]

IMPOSTER

[@anyb7686]

Hahahaha true!

[@ethanp9068]

You're a phony hey everybody shes a big fat phony

[@XCninjaXC]

+Omega HD no no no no not a fat phoney, a smoking hot phoney 😏

[@artimishunter5501]

"Hows your diet?" Looks down at ice cream and chocolate I'm eating "That's good" "how often do you exercise?" Me: lol wats exercise "Good, that's better than most people"

[@jacobwhite5569]

"Now tell me how often you exercise" Me: "HAHA WTF IS EXERCISING"

[@lizx9012]

Jacob White SAME LOL

[@ceekkaay]

Jacob White xD

[@jlcarl13]

and then she says "that's more than most people!"

[@mpzo8895]

than be fat and ugly rest of your life

[@elis8851]

Ya mean extrafries?

[@hoodfamouschase3985]

Her: do you drink regularly like one a week or twice a week Me:no I don’t drink at all Her: once a week or twice a week ok good Didn’t know 14 year old could drink

[@ralphthefrog3086]

Unitato Lover you can if your edgy

[@MattStifler]

I saw people that drink at 12 the fact that its "forbidden" doesnt mean people dont do that

[@larrymcjones]

There's a difference between can and should I got drunk for the first time at 14 honestly we had a hilarious night not to encourage it or anything

[@randalhighben586]

Europe there is no age restriction.

[@shiromitoroyoshi1562]

Shookie Like a cookie I j

[@aaftonnc]

Taylor: Do you drink? Me: I'm not old enough... Taylor: Once or twice a week? Me: DONT TELL THE COPS!!!

[@jsoldierd9723]

OH CRAP DUDE SHE KNOWS, WE GOTTA RUN, GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@caseyciriello4963]

Wait where u guys hiding?!!?? CAN I COME?!???

[@averageyoutubeviewer6005]

FBI OPEN UP

[@kadensummers157]

Where you hideing the stuff :/

[@warcrimesz]

æftœñ chapel LOL

[@housseinzhu2405]

Her: do you have any health issues Me: erectile dysfunction Her: oh great thats good

[@Friday_V7]

😂

[@khalibholdip4426]

Her: Do you have any health issues Me: STD 😔 Her: Oh great thats good

[@JoSe-tp3jy]

+Khalib Holdip lol

[@farisal-johani5818]

+Khalib Holdip 😂

[@abbasseven9563]

+Houssein Zhu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@jacktaylor4980]

Her with flash light "Hi I'm Taylor and you're watching the Disney channel"

[@sarahkirby1895]

Her: do you have a balanced diet Me: no I eat ramen and pizza 24/7 Her: okay...okay... that's good

[@bwynn8215]

Hufflepuff Born i can relate to much 😂

[@flowerasmr7001]

Hufflepuff Born SAME HERE

[@legoandtrainenthusiast02]

SAME

[@howdomain9239]

You edgy fuckers gtfo😂

[@anthonyphillips9907]

Relatable... 😂😂 ramen and pizza are life tho Edit: 😭😭 I need to go on a diet

[@errorprocessingusername]

Her: make sure when you inhale it's very light and gentle, so you don't breathe in what's under your nose. That wouldn't be good! Me: then WTF you putting under my nose?! Cyanide?!

[@JJJAtHome]

And happiness

[@caseyciriello4963]

Jackson Lafferty bro lol 😂

[@scythescathach5607]

Cyanide plz, just gimme all of it lol

[@sarahrumsby3395]

What if she put cocaine?😅

[@airsoftextreme3507]

Jackson Lafferty I love cyanide

[@LR98176]

Her: do you have a balanced diet Me: 10 deep fried mars bars and the souls of children Her: that's good

[@ongogablogian3922]

Do you have a balanced diet. Me- if my dad passed out from the Cocain and the moter oil fumes I can usually rip open the bin bags out back, or sometimes a cat comes close to my window. Her- ok great, that's better than most people

[@zuccsucc9378]

"still better than most people"

[@xopiiink796]

Luke Redmond 😂

[@EpIkMadness]

Luke Redmond you from Scotland

[@Vakarian269]

10? fucking hell i get sick after eating 2

[@puggie4318]

This hits different after covid19 became a thing

[@smellsofcats]

I know

[@jackcayman9217]

"Now I need you to close your eyes, and inhale" *Five Nights at Fuckboy's flashback*

[@marisgv03]

Jack Cayman omg 😂😂😂

[@TobiG4mer]

*Inhale my dong enragement child*

[@definitelysdss2227]

The sole reason your ASMR videos don't put me to sleep is bc I can't stop looking at the screen

[@Rinzler]

them eyes are mesmerising

[@kristophermanzo]

+Its Fizio no hot, adorable is the perfect word

[@TheJeScast]

We all go like d d d d daaamn

[@wallr54]

Them dimples tho

[@ParryHub]

Me I can't stop looking at the comment

[@lil_squishling]

her: your eyes are fantastic me: actually my eye sight is so bad thanks very much 😂

[@Fcupid47]

Best Asmr vid I've seen in a long time, she has this down pat! This was the most believable ASMR cranial vid ever! Felt like being at a Real Dr. 👍👍👍

[@choda199934]

your face gives me the motivation to never go blind ♥

[@Eman1900O]

Better eat those carrots bro

[@cowbotwest8118]

Chill bud

[@hulswoodproductions2454]

nice line

[@beastmode517]

grobari

[@aesth1cc]

Ikr? Yesterday I wanted to poke both of my eyes out but then I saw her video. That changed my mind!

[@HellHound_]

Darling : Tell me about your diet. Me : I drink bleach regularly

[@jordanmccabe627]

Same

[@corvuscadaver]

I'm a washing machine.

[@slapmesexy]

+HellHound same

[@Numfug]

same

[@SirJuicyLemon1]

SAME HERE, SAME HERE FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[@tanam7713]

Her:*knocks on the door* Me: "I'm having a poo, don't come in" Her:*comes in anyway * :/

[@ipoopedinmypantshelp]

Tana M *tmi*

[@itsmeabby2763]

Tana M 😂

[@triplechocolate887]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@finnelar8212]

Tana M this is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Sinteo.]

Omg i died lol

[@eddie_a137]

I was very pleased with my free examination one issue I did have was not being able to smell I hope this is not serious but I feel concerned

[@tiatm]

Coronavirus

[@emmaheinzl212]

i couldn’t taste either

[@smellsofcats]

What😱😱😱😱

[@hollieneumann7868]

This comment didnt age well

[@GS-rn9tk]

Her: How much do you exercise Me: Ever since pokemon go came out..... sorry im tearing up...... i got hit by a car im in a wheel chair right now i dont exercise im sorry... ;_; cries a little more Her: That's better the most people

[@jccf3803]

Wut? I couldn't hear you over the sound of no one laughing.

[@ohsnapitsdaisy6961]

Best comedian...not gtfo

[@Smackgaming]

+Emily Ehite you are just like Alex ;)

[@HMgamingEXP14HUW]

+Emily Ehite yawn. that was shit

[@paiger5025]

XD omg

[@lucabranse8549]

Her: "How often do you exercise?" Me: "Ma'am I'm in a wheelchair "

[@lucabranse8549]

Max Choma shhhhhhhhhh

[@cadeoconnor4616]

"Breath In and out" no shit Sherlock I'm just gonna breath in and in

[@erikortega117]

haha dang dude, lol

[@pokerdragon458]

KC BORN AND RAISED 😂

[@angelicaesprirtu1102]

KC BORN AND RAISED 😂😂😂😂

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

*HUE HUE HUE* what the hell did I just....

[@RaoulRamsaran]

omg this needs more likes

[@goodtrubble9688]

I watch a lot of asmr. I keep coming back to this one. There's a balance here of talking and not tslking.. my favorite KZbin for years now. Ty for a great effort.

[@Rob-zt3wo]

Her: Do you have any severe medical condition? Me: Terminal Cancer Her: Fantastic!

[@gooni7385]

me: crippling depression

[@jeak2687]

Ur funny

[@BB-wp9gk]

i have chronic I hate myself

[@jeak2687]

+BB 9 ?

[@BB-wp9gk]

+McSwiftyGamer YT does that count?

[@jackmartin6365]

Her: do you exercise ? Me: nope not at all Her: ok,that's better than most people WHAT

[@lilrexofwallstreet9162]

Well I Pokemon go

[@Psykoses]

She can't hear you

[@aaliyahfernandes2570]

No shit.

[@julie1055]

omg thats funny but true XD

[@philosophicaltech-priesten6685]

WHAT, so all this time she couldn't hear me, great.

[@steviewonder4788]

Her: ok, follow my finger very slowly Me: stares at the back wall through the whole thing Her: ok, that looks very good

[@yoitsblade2180]

SCH Action Films hahah that was funny bro i give you that

[@ezrarussell4408]

Her: I have fresh latex gloves here Me: I’m allergic to latex Her: I’m going to put these on Me: iM AlLeRgiC tO lAtEX Her: I’m going to touch you Me: GODDAMMIT IM ALLERGIC TO LATEX

[@breannabrooks9038]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yeye8920]

Bob Ross “most people” as in a minority

[@periodtluv9330]

Cal Russell ok doctor do whatever u want

[@Dylanschillin]

They use nitrile gloves

[@smellsofcats]

Oh no

[@decemberss4702]

"okay I'm going to touch you.." finally

[@publikmenace]

Deadass 😂😂

[@powerturtle5648]

Decemberss to get my money to pay to see my friends to be oone for me I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends with a few weeks and months oand to get my money to pay to see my friends to be able I love the fact is the most recent version and the first place I have no clue who I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of mine too

[@ozone3159]

Power turtle 56 what

[@garrett.c.j]

Decemberss * Taps arm * has intense orgasm...

[@user-gu7wi3xc6i]

😂😂😂

[@orbitexe2052]

Dr darling:did you have any problems me:I had H.I.V Dr darling: thats good

[@enzomapping26]

GamingWithMiks lol

[@baileyjerman5573]

GamingWithMiks this made me laugh

[@tuamigogoggeku7999]

bailey jerman this is not for laugh

[@oversizedpop-tart7450]

sans4 president I laughed though.

[@electricjourney1970]

Hahahah!!! I have ADHD

[@jimmyjam9014]

You look like if a pixar character became real.

[@sey9832]

ikr

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

I sort of see what you're saying :) It's cute.

[@marsonearth3652]

+James Just said what I though about her.

[@joseamaya2697]

+James She puts the Darling in ASMR Darl...I see.

[@Gregwam1212]

+James I can think of six female characters from Pixar off the top of my head and only two are human.

[@xlxniety2]

Her: how often do you exercise Me: I play 8 hours of roblox a day Her: that’s better than most people

[@vilmah7402]

I dead I-

[@smellsofcats]

Hhahah I play among us until the battery dies😂😂😂😂

[@bl4ck_desir391]

I feel that

[@awesomo660]

Was kinda hoping once she did the stethoscope she just said "Just as i suspected lung cancer" And then the video ended

[@lizx9012]

Mr Handy Conservation Society omg that would be...

[@GreatDolphin16]

Mr Handy Conservation Society that wasn't part of "The Plan"

[@Cruz474]

im dead

[@kylieeggplant1569]

Mr Handy Conservation Society I was hoping too

[@ex0tic626]

Mr Handy Conservation Society ⓨⓔⓟ ⓜⓔ too

[@eggsy1035]

Her: do you smoke? Me: no but I vape. Her: oh ok *writes down "fuckin loser" on clipboard"

[@demboyz983]

I see what you did there

[@LightYagami-ik1cg]

😂😂😂😂💨 I've seen this meme before but still funny

[@slube4546]

LOL HAHA!!!!

[@ragingsloth6605]

Eggsy writes down "fucking loser" on clipboard ***** You put your end quote in the wrong place.....

[@sereneei3614]

420th like

[@manualizuku1241]

She: Lift up your sleeve me: *glances at spaghetti strap*

[@xeroxroxin1416]

Prestige Roses thats DRESS CODE

[@septiceyesam7473]

i just looked at my tank top I was wearing lol

[@manualizuku1241]

Oh this is the most replies I've gotten in all my years of being on KZbin :')

[@retro4711]

Prestige Roses here, have another reply

[@orbitexe2052]

Prestige Roses looks at sleeve tattoo

[@emmajohnson8557]

I love how in this video she's talking in a soft calming voice and not whispering

[@FearedTheory]

Her : Do you smoke Me : dO yOU SmOkE Her: How often do you drink Me : hOW oFtEn dO yOu dRInK

[@caseyciriello4963]

Valor you like 9

[@zane840]

Valor how do u have the omega skin as ur banner but u posted this 11 months ago??????????

[@fatherthatissopenis7766]

Was that a reference to the mocking spongebob meme?

[@SwimmerSoleil]

shoutout to all the ppl not here from pewdiepie. we the real fams

[@RavenRhy]

Dad?

[@bunnybop234]

+Proknifer Then your a racist little b**tch who needs to get off the earth

[@matildaconner2921]

Meeeeee!!!!!

[@ohhcinco]

ikr

[@poamfisch3332]

I honestly didn't know pewdiepie mentioned her until reading the comments. Even then I didn't go looking over at his channel :V

[@paulovesu]

Her:Do you drink alcohol? Me:No Her:Once a week? Okay Me:...😑

[@ava6383]

Her: so tell me about your diet. Me: well actually it's n- Her: ok that's good Me: YOU DIDNT LET ME FINISH!

[@smellsofcats]

Hahaha

[@smellsofcats]

😭😳😳

[@makayla5519]

Her: *knocks on door Me: literally screams "COME INNNN!!"

[@jm06239]

same!

[@Mimi-zc8ri]

Makayla Beauparlant 😂👌🏻

[@Mimi-zc8ri]

Ciarawilkins03 samee😂👌🏻

[@luisvilla974]

Dr. Darling: Hello I'm Dr. Darling me: Wtf get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!!!

[@808fishman8]

Lmao

[@moaalvarsson1690]

HAHHAA Omfg

[@vtksoldier3199]

It's all about roblox skrub nugget

[@baileyjerman5573]

Sid 3.0 I don't get the joke

[@michellevanessa5472]

Sid 3.0 jajajajajajaj

[@djcndjcnjsjdhdnnc829]

I have 3 things to say. 1. Was I the only one that did exactly what she told to do?? 2. Where did she get all this doctor stuff 3. What the heck am I watching

[@suchancreativename2960]

Willa Dove 1. Problay 2. Idk 3. Asmr atuminous sensory meridian response (I think I misspelled atuminous)

[@jimmigames7195]

+Such an Creative Name you did it autonomus but not many people know how to spell words, or at least in Ireland they dont.

[@mokono5331]

Willa Dove 1. I did lmao.

[@rachelann3573]

Willa Dove she might take nursing classes, when I did public school, I took health science and medical therapeutics, and in those classes, they'll give you some equipment to practice

[@___pollene2534]

ya'll might need to google what ASMR is.

[@lolabartlett9924]

Her: eyes on my nose Me: ok *looks at nose* Her: EYEs oN MY NOSE NO CHEATING Me: huh? Well okay then

[@smellsofcats]

T gun hero

[@viv1105]

Her: "do you have any medical history?" Me: "I have type 1 diabetes (yup), I've had like 7 surgeries, I was dropped on my head multiple times as a baby, I have anxiety and depression which causes me to have anxiety attacks, and I don't know what exercise is." Her: "fantastic!"

[@grzmit3629]

Wait, is that true? If so, sorry to hear about it.

[@sparklesgamingrandom268]

@@grzmit3629 Yeh it's sad......

[@soniasingh9872]

i’m a type 1 diabetic too!

[@hyeronymus]

No one care

[@ari4311]

Honestly me tho... I just realized this might be the cause of my mental insanity... Example: While I’m playing fruit ninja... YES DIE DIE DIE *DIE*