I get a feeling this tiefling is flirting with usmostly just to annoy jackal and it’s hilarious
@thatqueerperson90554 жыл бұрын
I honestly think it’s more half and half. Half really is intrigued by us but the other have just wants to get under Jackal’s skin (and it’s CLEARLY working)
@CRUSH40RULES Жыл бұрын
Cecel: flirts with mage Jackal: Flicks tail in annoyance.
@wintereyethewarrior797 ай бұрын
Jackal is absolutely sharpening his knives behind his back.
@theodorebasmanov56354 жыл бұрын
Cicel: So, what did he promise you this time? Me: himself.
@hbane88224 жыл бұрын
I mean, you’re not exactly wrong
@sushi14823 жыл бұрын
Kids lmao
@theodorebasmanov56353 жыл бұрын
@@sushi1482 pups :)
@0nionly3 жыл бұрын
@@theodorebasmanov5635 *kittens 🐾
@rainibiyomi4 жыл бұрын
Cicel: Little Mage~ Jackal: *And I took that personally*
@yuyuredsan47273 жыл бұрын
*VERY* personally
@Cote-uh8by Жыл бұрын
EXTREMELY personally
@_sweetsilence_4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple creature. I see the words "Enticing Mercenary" and I nearly break my phone from clicking so fast.
@annabellewatson25964 жыл бұрын
Same though! I'm SO HAPPY that we get to see more of Jackal and the Mage. They are my favorite storyline that Hollow has come up with so far
@miazch4 жыл бұрын
Same here, these two lovebirds have my absolute love and support💖
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
Jackal was my first ever experience with role play asmr and is still my favorite
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
Imagining the Listener and Jackel subconsciously scooting closer to each other
@parmawen82843 жыл бұрын
I imagined Mage hiding behind Jackel for the most of the interaction.
@a.g.r58674 жыл бұрын
Everytime Cicel says little mage: Listener: Nah that's the next Mrs. Jackel to you
@jesustrevino36534 жыл бұрын
💯 honey
@cherryfissionsoda4 жыл бұрын
😔💅
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
We stand by our man
@mist12414 жыл бұрын
Jackal says “just mercenary business” but in my heart I know they are ex boyfriends
@pokesam114 жыл бұрын
It be like that sometimes
@-romance41254 жыл бұрын
is it really hollow_va if one of the love interests doesn't have an ex boyfriend that comes back to fuck up their life.
@pokesam114 жыл бұрын
@@-romance4125 facts
@junebug63714 жыл бұрын
i had the same thought LMAO they have ex vibes
@AnaSanchez-e1d3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@scarlett-moriko15434 жыл бұрын
I cannot express how giddy I get seeing “Enticing Mercenary” in the title. I literally ran like lighting to get my headphones (kachow)
@venusrose144 жыл бұрын
meeeee
@abbypetit21674 жыл бұрын
Damn, Lightning! Well done! 😂😂😂
@loonaris11274 жыл бұрын
Samee
@pokesam114 жыл бұрын
Yes
@abbypetit21674 жыл бұрын
Me: ~hears Cicel~ My Brain: Oh shoot... two guys with hot accents... *dammit...* Also My Brain: No thanks, Cicel... *I’m a Jackal Person*
@peterchan20964 жыл бұрын
Does reverse jealousy exist? Because every flirtatious comment made me wanna hug jackal more jckfkf
@yuoi16644 жыл бұрын
Cicel: Calls us little mage Me: getting little mouse flashbacks from Hollow's other vids
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
*Other*
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
*What an absolute icon*
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
*Hisses and holds up sharpened claw nails* Sorry, but Shuko was mistaken. Mouse who? Only rabid cat here.
@gloomiibear75534 жыл бұрын
yikes
@AzariahMarinaStarcaster4 жыл бұрын
As somebody who loves Shuko dearly, this comparison only makes me even more curious about Cicel. >.>
@shebehere24524 жыл бұрын
i didnt know this was a -harem- dnd party building simulator
@satansfavoritechild6274 жыл бұрын
You read my mind lol
@mothsaremyfavorite4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this made my day
@spindless4 жыл бұрын
BYE 😭🤚
@satansfavoritechild6274 жыл бұрын
@@spindless ummmm hi Grandpa?
@Blackemperess4 жыл бұрын
Well, we'll see how much of a harem is left after Hollow finishes killing 'some' off.
@katievillarreal17384 жыл бұрын
Cicel: *flirts with us* Me: *holds up cross and sprays holy water at him* Nu! Bad! Stay back! The power of Jackal compels you!
@cherryfissionsoda4 жыл бұрын
outta this house! outta this house, demon!
@やれやれ-j9d4 жыл бұрын
“Do you smell that? A land filled with pot-“ potatoes “-ential.” *dammit*
@haji85664 жыл бұрын
Well it’s either my humor is broken or I need sleep but I am currently ✨ascending✨ 🤣🤣
@name_not_foundsb70224 жыл бұрын
What’s cuter than a flustered Jackal? A jealous Jackal that’s overprotective of his Mage when a flirty tiefling is nearby. If hollow ever starts selling a plush version of Jackal and other characters. I would buy them up real quick.
@hollow_va4 жыл бұрын
A plushie jackal is on the to-do list!
@name_not_foundsb70224 жыл бұрын
@@hollow_va ♡ YES!!! So excited 🤩! Keep doing what you’re doing Hollow, all the characters and worlds you’ve built are so entertaining. ☺️👍
@scarletfuroanimus39854 жыл бұрын
The song "Take a Hint" from Victorious started playing in head while I watched this. Like seriously this poor mage. First an ancient blood mage and now a suave tiefling.
@ducky52773 жыл бұрын
~suave~
@-romance41254 жыл бұрын
istfg these two can never catch a break
@yunuenhagane34954 жыл бұрын
Cicel: *Flirts with us* Me: Oh! How charming! I like him Cicell: *Flirts with Jackal an mentions their history* Me: You know what Jackal? I'm suddenly not so adverse to some Belladona tea for my dear Cicel
@rpmaruchan38454 жыл бұрын
“As Jackal dragged her away, the mage couldn’t help but feel a little relieved. Though Cicel seemed harmless, something about him unnerved her. And the teifling brought up some memories she would rather forget. They stopped walking, but Jackal still didn’t let go of her wrist. ‘Jackal, you can let go of me now.’ It seemed he didn’t notice he was still holding on to her. ‘Sorry,’ he replied, and he released her arm. Something was bothering him. His arms were crossed and his eyes seemed to narrow in annoyance. The ears on the top of his head were flicking slightly. She couldn’t determine what it might be, but she knew it had something to do with Cicel. ‘Jackal, what’s wrong? Was it something Cicel said?’ But the mercenary did not answer. She was starting to get a little frustrated with him until he spoke again. ‘Mage, how do you feel about Jackal getting what he needs and poisoning him.’ She hoped he was joking, but judging from his tone she wasn’t quite sure. Why was Jackal being so strange all of a sudden? She’s never seen anyone get under Jackal’s skin other than.....him. Not even that rude sailor on the ship riled him up like this. It’s as if he was....and then it clicked. Oh. ‘Jackal, are you jealous?’ As soon as the words left her mouth he immediately denied it. But that was all the clarification she needed. She couldn’t believe it. Who knew that the suave, confident, Jackal could be jealous. And over her of all people. Was he pouting? And sure enough he was. His lip was slightly upturned and he refused to look her in the eyes. Oh how the tables have turned. She couldn’t help but chuckle at this rare sight of adorableness. Jackal tried to explained that he was merely concerned for her, but he wasn’t very convincing. He asked again if he could poison the teifling, but the mage told him to play nice. It was their first day here, and she did not want to spoil it with murder. He reluctantly agreed though she could tell he was still upset. She asked if something happened between them, but Jackal reassured her it wasn’t something to worry about. She didn’t believe him, but decided to let it go for now. Instead she asked Jackal to lower his head a bit. He looked at her a little confused but lowered his head anyway. Then she whispered in his ear. ‘Don’t worry about me falling for Cicel’s aesthetics, Jackal. I’m more into the roguish, desert mercenary type.’ She then kissed his cheek and turned away to walk back to where the empathic teifling was impatiently waiting for them. She missed the shock look Jackal had on while he raised his hand to touch where her lips briefly were. His face slowly broke into a cat-like smirk as he tried to catch up to his mage.” I had to write this. It’s Jackal.
@karenwood824 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!
@annabellewatson25964 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!
@ladyalcott4 жыл бұрын
well well how the turntables
@karlavv43104 жыл бұрын
I need you to write the whole timeline for hollows vids coz damn that was good
@pokesam114 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much, I will graciously eat my meal.
@annieisnotpostinganyvids46784 жыл бұрын
Omg "Elves I always want to flick their pointy ears" omg this had me laughing for at least a good 15 mins. Great work as always
@apieceoftapeva25584 жыл бұрын
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.
@maicey_t.4 жыл бұрын
I've said this before but I'll say it again: you are _spoiling_ us with so much good Jackal (and Pharos!) content. I don't know how much more my heart can take before it explodes.
@ghosterarts30754 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Like these two are in my top 5 favorite bbs i and I have been so happy 🥺
@mothsaremyfavorite4 жыл бұрын
Ikkkk they are my two favorites and Hollow's quality content is helping me survive the stressful holiday break I had and now I'm starting my junior year in the morning... Less than 12 hrs now...
@maicey_t.4 жыл бұрын
@@mothsaremyfavorite You got this!
@mothsaremyfavorite4 жыл бұрын
@@maicey_t. Thanks! English major plus drama minor and work... I unwind with these audios daily. Today I was nonstop busy for nearly 18 hrs...
@emifukakado-msjoke4 жыл бұрын
Cicel: “What brings you here?” Me: 😐👉 “jackal”
@CRUSH40RULES Жыл бұрын
When he said “may I touch your face” I was picturing Jackal standing there being like ‘if only my arms weren’t bound up tighter than a mummy…’ his tail flicking back and forth.
@purelyvelvety4 жыл бұрын
Great! *falls down 79 flights of stairs*
@wispicaldream4 жыл бұрын
*yells down the stairs* you ok?
@wispicaldream4 жыл бұрын
@•Toffee Chan• *yells back* do they need a bandaid or anything?
@wispicaldream4 жыл бұрын
@•Toffee Chan• *yells* I got the ice im coming down
@barbthatsitjustbarb56804 жыл бұрын
And they were roomates
@cherryfissionsoda4 жыл бұрын
*gasp* they were roommates
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
*Vine is not dead. It lives within us*
@Cypherix58053 жыл бұрын
oh my god they were roommates
@teddybear31724 жыл бұрын
Gets introduced to new character: I hope I don’t fall ... Character speaks ... Me: *oh nooo*
@nyansound74684 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold 👌
@CandylandAngel4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that when Jackel asked if he could poison him I said yes?
@peterchan20964 жыл бұрын
I mean. I said the same 👀
@abbypetit21674 жыл бұрын
Poisoned wine?
@loonaris11274 жыл бұрын
I mean I said yes too so-
@torunsmok58904 жыл бұрын
It's like asking any gamer if they want to blow shit up. YES. always yes.
@kayq32314 жыл бұрын
So curious question. Does Jackal purr? Also, jealous Jackal is funny Jackal.
@inkymera894 жыл бұрын
BRO YOU TOO?
@thatqueerperson90554 жыл бұрын
This was the first time I laughed this hard in a while but “does Jackal purr?” made me die laughing and weirdly curious
@bluegirl2784 жыл бұрын
@Double Stitch I need to hear Jackal purr, right now! 😂😖
@kayq32314 жыл бұрын
So the follow-up question is, anyone know how to get an answer from Hollow?
@thatqueerperson90554 жыл бұрын
@@bluegirl278 Right? I don’t know how but he’ll manage to purr with his accent and I’ll fall deeper in love
@thedevilsdaughter97934 жыл бұрын
Just out of curiosity, does Jackal have a tail or only ears? Because I can easily imagine his tail puffing up from irritation at this new shady boi touching the listener 🤭
@raspberri_myx66374 жыл бұрын
Jackal's ears going flat as Cecil keeps talking down to him xD
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
Neko boi but Jackel
@thedevilsdaughter97934 жыл бұрын
@@raspberri_myx6637 Maybe he bares his teeth a little 👀
@cherryfissionsoda4 жыл бұрын
@@thedevilsdaughter9793 his ears are twitching and his tail (if he does have one) is unsubtly wrapping around Listener's leg
@thedevilsdaughter97934 жыл бұрын
@@cherryfissionsoda That's brilliant 👌🏼
@satansfavoritechild6274 жыл бұрын
Me grabbing onto Jackel for dear life cause I don't trust Cicel one bit: touch my best boi again and I'mma rip off those stupid horns of yours Also me: *WHY IS HIS VOICE SO HOT THO*
@shrek90884 жыл бұрын
soft jackal idea: the mage has a nightmare about the past or something and jackal comforts them ORRR the other way around where jackal has a nightmare about losing his mage and is a big softie or all flustered when he wakes up from it👉👈
@wispicaldream4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love this idea
@amakus4shir0u4 жыл бұрын
JACKAL CONTENT JACKAL CONTENTTTTT
@pikaphin33354 жыл бұрын
Me, A giant dnd nerd: "Wait...Tiefling? HE SAID TIEFLING- THIS GOT A BILLION TIMES MORE AWESOME! HOLLOW YOU GENIUS!" thus my day just got even better. Side note: Jackel is a good boi and I'll stick with him thank you-
@mysticfire58503 жыл бұрын
uh what is it
@pikaphin33353 жыл бұрын
@@mysticfire5850 Tieflings are a D&D race that are half human, half demon. The have tails, horns and different colored skins. They can be normal human colors though. But ye. They are pretty neat :>
@mysticfire58503 жыл бұрын
@@pikaphin3335 Ah thank you
@antheathetiefling85814 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeaaaah I don't trust Cecil as far as I can throw him...
@eri68854 жыл бұрын
tiefling more like thiefling because he stole my heart
@Noemi_slayz4 жыл бұрын
"Do you smell that, a land fil with potential..." Me: all I smell is Nutella
@_van_guildo3 жыл бұрын
"No, I'm not dJéÉèHLoUsSSs" - Said Jackal, jealously
@KuraiYamino4 жыл бұрын
Ok.. Watching demon boyfriend next.. Both so smooth.. Snarky and charming.
@jan_rr23574 жыл бұрын
Ohh my voice kink is EXTRA pleased with this 😍 💕 💖 I could just imagine Cecil holding my blushing face and slowly caressing my cheek with his thumb, while Jackal just stands there growing increasingly annoyed 😅 I was slightly offended when he called me simple but quickly forgave him after he called me beautiful 😆
@Mary_Elizabeth3224 жыл бұрын
3:40 What can I say? It's a gift 😏
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
....did he just elegantly call Listener a h/bimbo...
@ZimLikesPastaAnimation4 жыл бұрын
I mean I *am* rather an idiot, so he might probably be right in calling me a thembo?
@datseawitchudontknow53294 жыл бұрын
@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation I didn’t know what the gender neutral term was;;;
@comfort_devil4 жыл бұрын
Nobody *Nobody* is better than Jackal 🖤🔥
@pokesam114 жыл бұрын
Facts
@soaring-comet4 жыл бұрын
hmm i'm intrigued by this new guy but man it's still gotta be jackal for me
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
*Intense giggling* Jelly Jackie
@lo-figuy44014 жыл бұрын
I need to catch up with the plot for this but I don’t trust Vlesh. Smooth talking, an unequal exchange of information, and he makes his money on introducing peeps to each other. Just seems like trouble. He could sell us out. 🤔 Idk. Sounds great though Hollow.👍
@T4llHum4n4 жыл бұрын
"Can I poison him?" *Hell yes*
@someone-ib3un3 жыл бұрын
I can hear Jackal rolling his eyes everytime Cicel talks xD
@brandiarmstrong2902 Жыл бұрын
Sir, there's only one person allowed to call me "little mage," and you are most definitely not him. Jackal, would you like to take a walk with me, elsewhere? I'm running low on belladonna, and if we are to invite this *impertinent* gentleman to tea, I prefer we brew it ourselves.
@Violetiy4 жыл бұрын
So green ... unlike the Greenlands. By far my favourite line
@tricks48024 жыл бұрын
Jackal vs. Tiefling is very, very tempting. I bet the two of them competed for dates back in the day. I know, I know, how dare Ce’cell interfere but it’s not like we weren’t attracted to smugly confident attitudes in the first place. I’d like to see more of him especially with someone other than our Little Mage.
@clinicallydepressedcomment89262 жыл бұрын
I dissappear from this channel for a year and come back to so much more content to binge
@AvalonBryan4 жыл бұрын
If it took us over a month to get here, just how messed up were Jackal's arms???? Is there some sort of dust storm magic that's keeping them from healing? Were the wounds just that awful? I am concerned for my mercenary.
@wispicaldream4 жыл бұрын
They were probably really deep cuts
@thatoneathenakid65064 жыл бұрын
Me: Cecil gives me bad vibes, idk what it is my brother: mabye it's the fact that he has no shame in flirting with listener when their standing with jackal Me: uhhhhhhhhhh.......ok? That works
@heyimace62873 жыл бұрын
You were watching this with your brother
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
Jackal... Why must you be so adorable and so frustrating at the same time? I love you...
@cyramobriet4983 жыл бұрын
Him: I've aLwAys wanTed To fLiCk TheiR PoinTy EArs Me: HOLY- me too
@AvalonBryan4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to listen to this before I go to sleep tonight, but for now I need to say... Two of my favourite boys in the same video? SIGN ME UP! Edit: Your "No, no, no." Is gonna kill me someday dear Sir.
@minaashido73864 жыл бұрын
Uhm, who is the boy? I just want Jackal, thank you
@emifukakado-msjoke4 жыл бұрын
Me: **simply sees the word mercenary** Also me: “JACKALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” **click**
@crypt90874 жыл бұрын
Jackal +1! I’m not complaining
@Kittykitty777294 жыл бұрын
Did Cicel just call us pretty but dumb?
@gloomiibear75534 жыл бұрын
me the whole time: 🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
@shadowmonster91294 жыл бұрын
Jackel: so what do you think we should so first? Me who thinks this is skyrrim environment: well, maybe we could stock up on some healing and stamina potions you can never be to careful on how many you have. Maybe, we should go look at the arrows? They could have stronger ones. We could also get some- Jackel: you don't know? Me: ExCuSe Me
@yeetbitchs62694 жыл бұрын
First a Amazing jackal Next a Yandere blood mage Now a Demon dude thing (I forgot what he was)
@smartheadmimi71434 жыл бұрын
How the fluff does he do all these accents 😍
@rivalthegrey7.5623 жыл бұрын
The demon always chuckle after every time he ends a sentence
@Raccooninkc0ffee8154 жыл бұрын
Thank the gods we finally get to see what happens to the mage and jackal finally I still think that mage and jackle are cute together 😢♥️
@cryptid_alex4 жыл бұрын
i am respectfully falling in deep
@pokesam114 жыл бұрын
I have disrespectfully fallen in deep
@emiliadimmitt68114 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was blushing this whole time and I like it.
@wintereyethewarrior79 Жыл бұрын
After Cicel’s comment about Jackal not saying “I love you.” Mage (making direct eye contact with Jackal): I want to you know something right now. I don’t care if you don’t feel ready to say the specific words “I love you” yet. I don’t care if you never feel ready to say them. Because I don’t need them. You have been telling me that you love me in dozens of different ways since we started this journey, all in your own way. Your actions speak far louder than any words ever could, and I heard them clearly. Words are easy, but you have proven yourself to me several times over already. It doesn’t matter what Ce’cell says, or whatever past the two of you have. People change, and you are not the same person you were then. It’s who you are now that matters, and the Jackal whom I know is someone I feel I can trust with my heart.
@keigoisafuckinggod2743 Жыл бұрын
OMG your writing is amazing
@wintereyethewarrior79 Жыл бұрын
Me: *takes your compliment and rolls around on it like a cat with catnip* Thank you for being awesome and making my day better.
@sistersamich207511 ай бұрын
WOAH
@emmasorrels62864 жыл бұрын
*me being a dnd nerd* TIEFLING, TIEFLING, TIEFLIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite character sheets is a sadistic Tiefling that I have!!!
@wispicaldream4 жыл бұрын
Its him!!!
@Kevin_drinks_Lead4 жыл бұрын
"The show must go on"
@heyimace62873 жыл бұрын
I- 🙄✋✨💖 fabulous
@sigo___96694 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed jackal so muchhh! Such a treat! 🥰
@mothsaremyfavorite4 жыл бұрын
Ok, so Hollow's timing is always impeccable. So many times I will have had a difficult today, and then open look up Hollow's channel to find a new video with one of my favorite characters. I'd follow Jackal to the ends of the earth. 😍
@paulasolano73324 жыл бұрын
You make my days with every upload hollow thank you thank you
@VampirexEva3 жыл бұрын
Ho-ho-ho this Cecil better chill before I catch feelings 🤣🤣🤣
@TenshiMiyoko4 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh...uhhhhhh...why does the picture look like the Otaku Demon? Is this lore?
@poppybat4 жыл бұрын
Jackal u bisexual king
@tracybaxendale53554 жыл бұрын
Terrific job fantastic 10 stars
@pixy60073 жыл бұрын
a spider-kin fortune-teller? *is this one safe?*
@Violet-squirrel4 жыл бұрын
Wow haven't seen a tiefling in a loooong time
@lynwhittaker58804 жыл бұрын
O MY GOOOOOOD!!! ANOTHER REESES AD!!!!!
@ducky52773 жыл бұрын
Did he just call us dumb but it’s okay cuz we’re pretty? 😢
@k.r.jrandomchannel80224 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong that I would play along with the flirting just to get a reaction out of jackle?
@Viyan514 жыл бұрын
Omg the accent i love it
@meowdyy033 жыл бұрын
15:43 *"The streets are BUSS-"*
@moomoobaby_hmp2 жыл бұрын
Oml I almost choked on my mint candy when Jackal said about poisoning Ce'cell 💀✨
@A_dumbexistance4 жыл бұрын
fr this upload timming was perfect i just finished waching a different video
@Zero-xg4qc3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO MORE!!! I know it’s pretty hard to voice 2 characters BUT YOU DO IT SO WELL!!! So can you please do more Jackal and Cesel or just Jackal 🙏😣
@zilithbasham16834 жыл бұрын
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
@unknownunknown-un9xw4 жыл бұрын
Never gets old, I swear.
@krystinreives77764 жыл бұрын
Next part 😍🤩✊🏾
@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer4 жыл бұрын
Idk why but Cecil's pic seems familiar... Hmm.. Food for thought for later, I supppose... Anyway, oh sweet Jackal being jelly lol Such a silly kitty ❤
@challengingarmadillo84724 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it’s because it’s the same image Hollow uses for his Demon Boyfriend series
@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer4 жыл бұрын
@@challengingarmadillo8472 yes! There it is! I knew I've seen that face before! Thank you!
@makaylawaddle36683 жыл бұрын
I wish Jackal will marry listener
@summershawley50524 жыл бұрын
This is epic!
@stella22734 жыл бұрын
You beautiful talented man
@Rats_in_a_trenchcoat4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Cecil sounds like Stolas?
@phaedraharvey62483 жыл бұрын
PLZ MAKE MORE ❤🙏
@ladyalcott4 жыл бұрын
To the two people who disliked this masterpiece, I just wanna talk 🔫
@thatqueerperson90554 жыл бұрын
I’m Canadian and can’t help with the gun, though I do know how to give a swift kick to the southern region if you understand my meaning