(ASMR) Fixing Your Face

[@mrphoenixasmr]

If you're ugly, then I'm ugly too

[@beechng.g3403]

did u see what i did there? it’s a scäm

[@theGhostWolfe]

It wouldn’t be a bell curve without those of us filling out the bottom half.

[@DwightLivesMatter]

It's ok, anyone is ugly without Gerald.

[@katelovespizza]

abbybeechingg absolutely howling at this 😭

[@crazy_boiyt8362]

Ugly gang

[@ricardotrevinojr1994]

Fix me like that door fixed Squidward 🚪

[@lillycook1323]

*LNT points at face* : “What are we meant to do about that” Me: trust me I have been wondering the same thing

[@Simply_Sadie]

Lol it was a great opener, wasn't it

[@theGhostWolfe]

Don’t sugarcoat it, I know it’s a lost cause.

[@dreamofcoheed3388]

Once you're done with my face shall we fix my life or will we need more tape?

[@chillychillipeppers]

Flex tape should fix it

[@genera1013]

Better try superglue

[@alexdorn2784]

CallMeSpencer that’s a lot of damage!😅

[@mini.klover1084]

Try Iyanla :D

[@asmrwithbianch9267]

Same feeling 😭

[@JalyssaUruo]

This is giving me toy story vibes, when woody was getting his “touch up” for sale... anyone else???

[@user-SaurFang]

I feel you

[@mariwall4444]

Yes!

[@Elkae]

The self-esteem in the comments is through the floor. Random reader, you are more beautiful than you know 💕✨

[@saularias365]

I stand by this

[@DwightLivesMatter]

I usually don't upvote crap this like this but I felt this one. Horrible self-esteem in the comments. People really should value themselves more and not say such even as jokes. I certainly don't laugh them I see them, it's just sad. A silly little comment like this could really boost someone's day and I hope it does. Keep up the good attitude. 👍🏼

[@artwav337]

People (you all) are much more awesome than they (you) think. Even if it's physical looks, you're not as ugly as you think and screw anyone who says otherwise, don't need that negativity in your or anyone's life.

[@sherriebrand1771]

I mean, a little self-deprecation is okay, as long as the intended audience is aware that that's indeed what it is, imo. With that said, I'm all for instead "raising the ROOF"off this sucker (as it were). ; ;

[@sherriebrand1771]

@@DwightLivesMatter Good job! 👍 Not hardly passive/aggressive at all!

[@sagiren]

"I suppose I could... remove some things" *Plucks my skin off with the tweezers* Relaxing 😁

[@alexandergrandbell3111]

I appreciate you wearing dark clothes with a dark setting

[@Juediece]

Honestly this might be a little too personal but lately i’ve been having a hard time, lots of panic and crying. Today’s been all good but the days before not so much. So personal attention like this really helps me calm down Thank you 🖤

[@kyan3022]

Hopefully it can only get better from here x 😊

[@alanjones7040]

Its normal to feel those emotions as its a strange time for us all.. Hang in there big breaths and just realise this will pass.. Well be fine x

[@ianmusicc]

i'm sorry to hear that my love sendibg u love and positivity! all that being sent yiur way i hope u feel better/get out of whatever situation causing this panic soon 💜💜💜 love from ireland

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Perhaps seek professional help? Therapists can help a lot.

[@Juediece]

Thank you everyone, sending all positive vibes right back to you🖤 (and yes, i do have a therapist actually (: )

[@MishaShivers]

I just adore the way you talk. "I'm pretty sure most of it is.. toxic, hmm."

[@ordinary-not2525]

Same here! I get tingles right off the bat from his voice, it’s so relaxing!

[@giulianabarciocco]

You've been doing Asmr for 2 years on KZbin and I just discovered you now? How is it possible? The sound quality is amazing. Subscribed

[@gallirei]

Your beard looks awesome! Very tingly and relaxing video, thank you! 😁

[@farmgal77]

Yes, please do fix my face, it usually takes two big lads and a wheelbarrow.

[@Esmeray_atlas]

Officially one of my favorite voices in thunder asmr community. Never fails to help me relax and tingle c:

[@camillechr9723]

Oh my ! I just discovered your channel, and I am litteraly addicted ! Thank you for creating such qualitative content (and fixing my tingle immunity) 😚 Cheers from Paris !

[@MINECRAFTandSEB]

Bonjour

[@marinakapranova5786]

I didn't know my face could be repaired in such an unusual way. :)❤️

[@WIT_Boudicca]

Thank you Strange Pirate Man.

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Liking this on every video until it becomes a meme throughout the community

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Someone likes being obnoxious even when the guy himself said to stop spamming. Ignorance at its finest. 🤪🤡

[@joshuakram]

@@DwightLivesMatter He said he didn't mind Broddiccus doing it. He just didn't want a bunch of people spamming it.

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Joshua Kram He didn't want anyone spamming it at all.

[@anasazidc8270]

Oh shit, I just thought of the perfect cosplay for you to do. You should do Obi-wan Kenobi! That would be so awesome. Great quality as always 👌👌👌

[@10thkingdomgirl]

I'd also love love love Jaime Lannister 😄

[@anasazidc8270]

@@10thkingdomgirl that's a good one, too

[@clairemarcel466]

@@10thkingdomgirl as a GoT/ASOIAF fan, I second this.

[@DwightLivesMatter]

He doesn't do cosplayed roleplays unfortunately.

[@justcallme_kate3582]

That moment when you’re pretty sure you have those same exact tweezers and you know just how sharp those suckers are

[@cmrdmd1806]

ty for this wonderful video!! you ve been my go-to asmr channel this summer, your content has a personal touch to it i cant find anywhere else. love your vids a lot, great work!!

[@junkcinemaproductions]

"fixing your face" *welp, if that's not a sign i don't know what is.*

[@liamcool6499]

Im just really glad that after more than a year later since he removed my face, he's finally gotten round to fixing it.

[@matiasalarcon6383]

found this on my recommended and i'm so grateful, your voice is so soothing 😭

[@LisaMorgan]

This is just what I needed! I love your videos...so soothing to put on when I'm doing my nightly writing.

[@depanth]

Question

[@tish8620]

your voice sounds like arthur shelby's voice and I finally got my face fixed... perfect

[@All90sKidsNeedTherapy]

I feel like I’ve been missing out. You have so many videos. How did I just find you?! You’re voice is so relaxing 😌 thanks!!!

[@charlotteallen5169]

Haven't been having the best time, mental health has took a toll but listening to this has really helped me relax tonight. Much needed 🙂

[@brittienicks4128]

I haven't been able to comment the last few videos, but like I said before.. those tweezers bits 👌 I can not tell you enough how much I'm enjoying your videos. Thank you

[@artwav337]

You look really awesome with that sideburns+beard+moustache+glasses combo. Like you're about to lecture me about how my face looks.

[@SilentRebellion33]

4 facial reconstructive surgeries later.....and I'm here for this. This video was more constructive to my life than a doctor sitting me down and asking if there was anything I didnt like about my face he could fix while rebuilding my jaw. I was 20 at the time, and took him up on it.

[@RatherUnique879]

I fell asleep with one of your videos and woke up to this one. I don't know how many i slept through....

[@aliciadalton1983]

You were AMAZING once again! I loved the "duct tape fixes everything" bit. ☺ Thanks for the tingles and relaxation! You are very talented and appreciated!!❤

[@towhomitmayconcern7402]

2:39 I know you definitely didn't say this, but for all the world I heard "succulent motions"

[@ErisVayle]

Me too

[@WestLakeAngel]

I love the way you make me laugh sometimes. Very relaxing video, Late Night. 😁

[@AngieBeer1]

Thanks for applying the mystery ointment, it really helped my flesh after my skin being pulled off with tweezers

[@bengullidge4553]

12:39 what I think about my friends recently 😬

[@lenathesloth]

Sadly this is sooo true, i feel the absolute same😖

[@gastii6613]

Once you're done with that trainwreck work on my personality.

[@tiam6703]

The best birthday gift I could ask for! Thank you n goooodnightt!🤍😭

[@mrphoenixasmr]

Happy birthday 😊

[@tiam6703]

Late Night Tingles ASMR Thank you so much🤍:)!

[@madbilldully9292]

Happy birthday!

[@terezakrickova]

Happy birthday!

[@jollyrogerina9511]

This is belting! Funny as hell and yet...relaxing! "And the actual eyeball...why not, while I'm here?" 😂 Brilliant

[@coffeelover8429]

As always very very relaxing💕

[@sherriebrand1771]

I mean, it's like lookin' at a freaking Picasso! EVERY morning... Wait, that's a nose? Over there??

[@agapegill8430]

His voice is soothing ✨

[@teliaaustin4938]

him: "Stay very still." Me: begins to itch

[@ianwhite9746]

Just discovered your channel, this video is top notch.

[@Horrid_Beast]

oh thank god, i needed this thing fixed

[@benguin5522]

3:51 it does it really does but for my face you'll need like 10 rolls of tape :D

[@davidd6171]

Great video again! Keep up the good work!

[@marianaleal1102]

Bold of you to take on such task. Thanks.

[@sethrowley8086]

I wish someone could fix my face in real life :(

[@sunriseintrees92]

This was very tingly and nice

[@shewolf6996]

Please tell me you have a Jack Sparrow ASMR RP on your channel. If not, could you please do a drunken wisdom rambling under the stars? I love your voice!

[@aarsi8339]

You should narrate audio books. You definitely have the voice for it

[@ZimnyayavishnyaSakura]

Oh my gosh. Its so relaxing 🤤😇

[@mzgigglez1992]

Boyfriend: why are you up so late ?!? Me: just getting my skin tweezed off be there in a minute babe

[@franciscaregina9449]

Eu amo o som das luvas com o som de sua voz baixinho !!!! Maravilhoso !!! Good nigth !!!❤❤❤😴😴😴😴😴😴

[@archon577]

Cool beard, I hope one day mine will look as good as yours

[@ErisVayle]

"I always struggle with lids" 😂

[@ASMR-xe9kw]

his english *chef's kiss emoji*

[@CaptJohnsen]

My cat really liked this one

[@ghastlyattentionspan]

*fixes entire face, also: "I struggle with lids"*

[@brydon5721]

How have you managed to cultivate such a beautiful beard? Some serious facial hair envy here, hehe!

[@Cristianrodriguez-ze6vc]

Osea el Man es buenísimo y tiene muy buena calidad de video y me hace dormir para tener tan poquitos suscriptores

[@kiddykatnesscorral4613]

Ahhhh! My ears tickle like crazzzy! Too cool!

[@ryan-qr8no]

i don't know how to tell you this... but i think you're beautiful, and u are dedicated and love of my life. ❤️

[@SkoomaBoi.]

What do your glasses and this video have in common? I love them both

[@tsntgo15]

His beard is flawless

[@caramiaasmr8722]

LNT's face is back!

[@H_K7]

Я ничерта не понимаю, но этот парень выглядит просто потрясно 😍🥰

[@salad_dalas]

COOOOOOOOL I LOVE THIS 너무조아❤

[@kevinornotkevin9129]

Wow wow i really love it

[@AndiAsmr]

Your voice is magnificent

[@jordanmurphy794]

It’s about time I’ve Been looking in plastic surgery as far back as the 7th grade

[@Pamela-po1ie]

Molto rilassante 😊

[@ConceptCluster]

Nice iPhone ratio for the resolution I’ve not seen that before

[@ASMR-xe9kw]

i missed this video so here i am back at it again

[@elianabryantmusic5248]

You remind me of a mix of Keith Urban and Jon Bon Jovi

[@elcisitiak172]

Oh good, my face needs to be fixed. Really, I'm laying in bed with an ice pack on it cuz it's swollen!

[@mariiiioh]

❤❤❤

[@lavieenasmr1817]

perfect. sub’d

[@fatyuicyfat3204]

U might get this a lot but has anyone ever told u that u could pull off a cosplay of the main enemy in far cry 5 I forgot his name but the shirtless dude

[@benguin5522]

Do we have to get rid of my teeth there all adults and I'm only ten these took a lot of time and I dont want spend another 10 years

[@zoedouglas4039]

His voice reminds me of Harry styles...

[@stephc354]

You’re in my personal space 0_o

[@lenapirone5961]

Great 😊😊👏👏👏

[@Carriesue1982]

If only I could finish watching this and actually have a less offensive face! A girl can dream lol

[@deborahamos5401]

the perfect client would be a mannequin...

[@beechng.g3403]

i mean it did need fixing

[@badindiegamer]

I wanna keep my eyes but the rest... Have at it my dude

[@thomasleblanc8387]

You sound just like king alfred from Vikings

[@WiWiMakeup]

You sound like jack sparrow hehe

[@billijodances]

Fix my face please, today I look like a toddler did my makeup and I can’t wait to scrub it off. 😁

[@Simply_Sadie]

Holy facial hair, Batman! This is getting out of control! We must stop the takeover of KZbin's favorite face. Hurry! Get in the batmobile!.....

[@ashleejae8942]

thank god.

[@lailaalmeida2724]

Achei que era o maycon sagaz

[@OptimisticPessimist5]

Yes plz fix my face ! It's broken

[@terezakrickova]

Whoever is reading this, you're beautiful. :) 🤍

[@prudencejuris4608]

I scared myself to night looking in the mirror the reflection was some old hag with wrinkled skin that looked back at me - My face needs fixing plastics surgery did not work can you do anything for it please Mr. Pirate?

[@anmalove97]

I dont know if tape will fix this busted face unless you just cover it completely with tape

[@chriba6671]

Thanks for the laugh 👍

[@ligonis15]

you remind me of zeke yaegar from attack on titan