asmr for the united healthcare ceo

[@pete_43299]

My thoughts and deductibles are with him

[@BruinsFan413]

Concepts of thoughts and prayers to the CEO

[@crackpotjones]

We've been considering thinking about concepts of thoughts and prayers.

[@6XARTHY9]

naw

[@afresh2000]

he would have loved this R.I.P

[@Yeetlord-sl7kk]

No R. I. P. He actively denied 90% of all claims. Glad he's gone

[@afresh2000]

​@Yeetlord-sl7kk i think you might be confused my comment is sarcastic (not serious). i agree with you, i dont care that he died. the saying "he(she/they) would have loved this" is a common phrase people say when a beloved celebrity or loved one has died. It is humorous because given the context that the united health care CEO is a widely known, contemtuous and vile individual saying "he would have loved this" as if he was some a humble and down to earth person when he penny pinched and denied claims i hope this comment helped!

[@kdcoop5120]

I love how u responded explaining ur sarcasm. Well said and can’t be argued with

[@wza213]

@Yeetlord-sl7kk1/3 you’re research is shit

[@xswitch3433]

​@@afresh2000yappin final boss

[@QuantumPotato10]

yeah brother yell at that ceo (i have united healthcare)(stuggling with health)

[@Tavemanic]

I have free healthcare non americacore

[@Jitsaw]

you killed him

[@kleidot]

So true my Mexican grandma can’t get away with wearing the nolita 19

[@NotMerkIt]

i’ll consider considering thinking about considering the ceo of united health care

[@wcancun]

yah boys yah boys

[@casey_kitt]

NO WAY DUDE

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

Yes way dude

[@oceso]

@@Captain-dragonfly406 yes gay dude

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

@@oceso dang right

[@bigguccisouljamike191]

Yeah boi yeah boi

[@Salviaa.a]

I like your purse

[@Oddtianax]

Wow ur cool af for knowing about the coach nolita 19 lore 🫡