ASMR German Teacher

[@fastASMR]

What's up, fastASMRmy?! In this video I'm teaching you how to count to 10 in German, how to say the alphabet, and a couple of useful phrases. There are lots of writing/scribbling sounds in this, cause I'm a sucker for those and I hope you too. :)

[@kartikdoshi8104]

Count to ten .. are u serious I always get relaxed to your videos in just 4-5 seconds. .i don't need till 10 😉😄😄

[@moisesrios4299]

fastASMR Danke schön !!!! 😆😝 thank you so much for this! I’ve been waiting for another German video 😁❤️

[@zavior1284]

Perfekt! 😅

[@pablopenguin26]

I'm actually learning German right now so that was a nice little refresher!

[@Zazou_96]

Ich gehe mal davon aus, dass du nicht in Deutschland wohnst wenn du hauptsächlich Englisch sprichst?😅

[@annikaidk6676]

Well.. it's 3:13 am and what am I doing ? Right, watching this as a German...

[@lofilara3510]

its 3:16am for me and I'm watching this as well lol.

[@axelvoss5369]

Ich guck des au nur um 3:33 weil ich keine hobbys hab , lul

[@manuelschmittner4210]

Bei mir ist es 4:00 Uhr kann net schlafen und morgen ist Schule😂😅

[@jacgueline1979]

3:39

[@angelksh567]

3:07 🇺🇸

[@bakuza6191]

It's crazy how under every english video with "german" in the title you find some german guys writing coments in their language.

[@stealth_soldier5819]

Im sorry for that... Entschuldigung

[@maysont.9358]

For a german its easyer to write a comment in german Or not? You have written your comment in english because you are from the United kingdom or USA .

[@maryoma140]

Alpha Wolf Alpha Wolf yes but why would german people want to watch - german learning- videos ?

[@jojogh10]

Wir Deutschen sind halt aktiv auf KZbin. xD We german people are very active on KZbin.

[@typeagar5325]

Ahh ja

[@UnknownUser-ic3pq]

90% der Leute sind Deutsch und fragen sich warum sie das eig gucken 😂😂

[@erikgimmerthal1067]

Spongebob Squarepants zum entspannen

[@angelinawyssozki1898]

Omg isso😂

[@xtestet4711]

Isso. Wieso schau ich das?

[@Lara-so2zy]

Denk Ich mir auch haha 😂

[@mi3p3rmind50]

Wo bin ich

[@colin1897]

Me: "wo kann ich den Bahnhof finden?" Deutscher: "HABEN SIE EINE GENEHMIGUNG FÜR DIESE UMFRAGE?!"

[@scusiman405]

@@leonrandel8037 alman

[@anthemsofeurope2408]

@@leonrandel8037 *Bundesrepublik. Du kennst nicht mal den Namen deines Landes

[@gewinnercomic49merz51]

Ja trifft zu

[@ditrix5-kh758]

9

[@dpauly2026]

Ja

[@frekvensnord]

Holy shit des hat wirklich geklappt. Ich kann flüssig Deutsch reden.

[@johannesrogon6011]

JE Beats xD

[@shinigamiy6579]

Als ob nicht war

[@shinigamiy6579]

😀

[@shinigamiy6579]

I kann the best deutsch in the Welt xd

[@larissaladyfox2894]

No XD

[@GangstaASMR]

The first teacher to ever encourage me to sleep lol

[@tama2723]

Gangsta ASMR U are everywhere

[@TimoKanal]

Lmao

[@tigerzehn427]

My techers are pros in getting me to sleep🙄

[@maxmusic5380]

Heidewitzka! Ich habe durch dich echt schnell die deutsche Sprache gelernt! Dankeschön!

[@angiii2223]

hahahaha

[@KekosMios]

Merkt man 😂

[@assilpxdhd1239]

Du hast nicht ernsthaft Aquaman als dein Profilbild

[@assilpxdhd1239]

@@maxmusic5380 Was willst du mit deinem Jason Mamomam der Kommentar von mir war nicht mal böse gemeint richtig Humorlos

[@junim4r361]

Ja, klar, weil man auch in den Videos Wörter wie Heidewitzka lernt!

[@axef2946]

She said “How do you count in German?” And I just instinctively went to “EIS ZWEI, POLIZEI” and I may have an issue.

[@potatonumber200]

ONE TWO, POLICE!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@b_w1.0]

1.2. Polizei ist nen meme

[@charlesbaum1944]

Eins*

[@Linzolle]

eins zwei haferbrei

[@yelsey4275]

I learned the numbers with a Rammstein song

[@YEAHYEAHYEAHZZZ]

Hahahaha which one

[@yelsey4275]

@@YEAHYEAHYEAHZZZ Sonne

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

@@kek.1595 2 HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE (Mit Rammstein bin ich groß geworden ^^)

[@kek.1595]

@@Isabelle-hv6ny ich auch **

[@snowwy_hd]

ahahhhahhhh I love rammstein

[@mike-si4bd]

lol im from poland watching english asmr learning german words, thats sick

[@YEAHYEAHYEAHZZZ]

I'm from Argentina I speak Spanish and I'm seeing a English video learning German

[@zuzka2969]

Lol I am to from poland

[@behindthelight442]

Das ist eine Adere Liga in der du spielst

[@weronikaxx2848]

Same lol

[@anx4591]

Who da hell is Julia ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

[@PARISASMR]

Davon habe ich lange geträumt! Tausend Dank! 🙏🏻✨😍

[@fastASMR]

Sehr gerne! :) Hoffe, es hat dir gefallen!

[@donlou504]

Omg I don't understand!

[@pilt6569]

luis jimenez "Thanks a lot, that's what I always wanted!" fastASMR: "No problem, I hope you enjoyed it :)"

[@horrorkuken9344]

@@fastASMR Kannst du deutsch?

[@coffie4236]

i am dutch but i understand, although i never learned German..

[@panacea7]

Thank you for teaching me German! Greets from Germany x

[@ZeitgeistGaming69]

You can't speak German and u from Germany? Do you speak Frisian? Just curious.

[@user-jy4ui6lx1r]

@@ZeitgeistGaming69 that was a joke im too from germany😂

[@superdoggo7156]

*_WAIT_*

[@superdoggo7156]

@@ZeitgeistGaming69 r/whoooosh

[@JS-iu3ce]

[REBL] ObamaBinLadin_69 nah they’re illiterate shush

[@CasuaLxClan]

Roses are red, Pizza is burgundy. THESE TINGLES, ARE MADE IN GERMANY

[@ljkarel]

Germundy

[@iBFP.]

PotaTo potaTo potaTo Sometimes you ditch the skin PotaTo potaTo potaTo To eat what it's holding in PotaTo potaTo potaTo Sometimes you'd rather, please, PotaTo potaTo potaTo Have just the outside with chease

[@ljkarel]

@@SayBruhOneMoreTime it's called a slant rhyme

[@3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid]

But crucially, when you place a breath syllable on the comma at the end of line 3, the meter is perfect and makes it nice to say aloud. The rhythm just rolls off the tongue. And yeah, slant rhyme. The breath syllable is questionable but overall a solid poem.

[@AzreonGaming]

Well germany does make quality products like cars and stuff

[@whorainson5519]

Wer findet sie auch echt sympathisch?

[@stev.e]

Ich

[@michaelgassert2587]

Me

[@maja.xdawnford8787]

Me too

[@Miki_Azy]

I'm guessing,does it mean who find this sympathetic

[@lisslage6792]

Ich

[@madisonbush7989]

Finally, a teacher that won't get mad if I fall asleep

[@janfinck8853]

Wer ist alles auf auf das Video gegangen um zu gucken ob sie richtig deutsch kann?😂

[@malianemoi5409]

Jan Finck sie kommt ja aus Deutschland 😂

[@linalini3976]

Ich 😂

[@narcissamalfoy6789]

ja😂 dachte sie spricht jetzt so Amerikanisches Deutsch😂

[@ilariamanno14]

Jaaaa hahahahhaaha

[@enerybubbles8157]

Ich 😂😂😂

[@racheln8492]

I've always wanted to learn German but my school doesn't teach it so this really helped me memorize my numbers and alphabets in German! Thanks :)

[@FactsASMR1]

I did German at school. We were the first class to get taught it.

[@TheLordIsMyShepherd-1]

@@FactsASMR1 Do u like german?

[@FactsASMR1]

@@TheLordIsMyShepherd-1 I do since it's the language I know most about after English, but that isn't saying much 😂

[@eliascalisthenics1577]

Die Frage ist doch eigentlich : Warum schauen wir Deutschen das ??

[@erikkeinplan7689]

Ja man

[@jonaskennepohl631]

Wir haben vllt auf lustige Aussprache gehofft und gemerkt das sie deutsch ist?😂😂

[@chiaravalenti2614]

Warum nEt dad ist doch keine schule oder-!?

[@abbosohneVideo-rm6zb]

Weil wir alle einfach nur Durchfall im Kopf haben

[@obiwankenobi4859]

Weil Hackfleisch mit Baumrindengeschnitzeltem

[@Jack10158]

* When there is a video with the word german in it * Germans: *E I N M A R S C H !*

[@History_Hunter14]

Oh du schöner Westerwald

[@4HHUultr4]

Ohja xD

[@domigi5425]

@@History_Hunter14 Über deine Höhen pfeift der Wind so kalt xD

[@chablinski3133]

Uns ja

[@eightlivesnow1644]

@@domigi5425 Jedoch der kleinste Sonnenschein

[@KamiSilver]

ENSCHULDIGUNG FLAMMENWERFER KUGELSCHREIBER I feel relaxed.

[@bekky9]

You forgot KRANKENWAGEN und SCHMETTERLING

[@linie3183]

KRANKENHAUS KREBSKRANK KARTOFFELN UND SCHNITTLAUCH

[@puh6942]

Bin ich der einzigste deutsche? DEUTSCHES FLUGZEUG

[@puh6942]

@@gtjulius Oh danke für die tolle antwort aber du bist nicht mein DEUTSCH LEHRER

[@vincem3748]

Let's not forget GESCHWINDIGKEITSBEGRENZUNG

[@skillztv2648]

Bin ich der einzige der sich so gefühlt hat als ob er im Kindergarten wär?

[@itzr3siixx]

Nein das warst du nicht.... Hätte aber auch Augenarzt sein können... 🤣😂

[@vbxlanced3489]

Leider nicht

[@amaterasa]

Ja aber wenn du willst ein neue sprache lernen dann musst du so anfangen ( wie ich !!😁)

[@urfreakinmom6665]

Bin Ich..? ist nicht Ich Bin??

[@wlfy_gacha2219]

Leider ja

[@Hannah-zh1cx]

Du sprichst beides einfach so gut ohne Dialekt

[@justaberbels]

Wenn du aufgepasst hast würdest du wissen dass Sie auch wirklich deutsche ist

[@theironartmanufactur1745]

Najaaa, nicht ganz

[@Hannah-zh1cx]

@@justaberbels kann ja auch sein das sie es einfach so sagt als Übersetzung oder zbs zum lernen

[@TheShrimpDownSea]

Hacks

[@skynikan]

Ja aber ihr Englisch ist eben auch super

[@wolfieplayzxx5849]

Me: listening with max volume with headphones Ad: MCDONALDS 20 CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE GOING DOWN IN PRICE! My ears: OMG I AM DIEING My stomach: HELL YEAH CHICKEN NUGGETS HERE I COME!

[@chaotic_guy]

Lmao

[@radiumme7711]

7 Monate alt... Un nur 170 likes... Traurig

[@yuryur6908]

ok

[@meghan_.]

not to ruin it, but mcdonald’s nuggets aren’t even made out of real chicken

[@noname_400]

@@meghan_. i know but they taste great so whatever

[@shaunwochek23]

One part of me wants to fall asleep and the other wants to learn German. I'm so conflicted right now 😔

[@Karasu_042]

Als deutscher hast du hier schon einen großen Vorteil

[@skillxxe7690]

Dude u can literally learn German while sleeping, trust me, it works

[@_l.rat_]

Same 😂

[@skillxxe7690]

EnderGuardian AC lol

[@MurunGD]

haha same

[@Rodrigo-rsrock]

I had already learned to count to nine in German listening Sonne by Rammstein. ^ _ ^

[@MrQuanticox]

A man of culture.

[@falkeulitz2203]

🤘🏻🇩🇪

[@luiska49]

prove it

[@derherrgraf6001]

Do you know the Rammstein song ,, Mein Teil" ?

[@NK-qp2fl]

I feel like you could just learn the most important things in german just by listening to Rammstein

[@DeWuensche]

Könnte manchen deutschen Jugendlichen auch echt mal helfen xD

[@theoschildbach7321]

Stimmt🤣xD

[@songokuoffiziell6638]

Wie nicht verstehen tun was du tun sagst

[@juicy9275]

Jo isso nh valla ich schwör du hast recht amk!!! Hahaha PS: ich rede nicht so😂😂

[@DeWuensche]

@@juicy9275 Bruder muss los..mach ma kein auge! XD

[@whao5545]

😂👌👌👌

[@sophlik]

when all the comments are either in english or german but you speak both: hehehe

[@canstaywitg1684]

You're so lucky

[@benchilwell6002]

Hallo ranboo I can also a little bit still learning

[@sophlik]

@@benchilwell6002 hallo hahaha that’s really nice!!

[@Gooby5400]

@@sophlik you are god

[@ezekiel440]

@@sophlik im mainly an english speaker, but im learning both spanish and german at the same time (even though im half german)

[@noam1337]

This brings back memories of high school haha. Except those lessons weren’t as relaxing as yours :P

[@FactsASMR1]

Same here haha.

[@maxi_09_87]

Wer fragt „ wo finde ich den Bahnhof“? Das heißt „ wo ist der Bahnhof in den scheiß Kaff“

[@innocentpeach4711]

Maxi_09_ hömma, da haste ja glatt nen Akkusativ statt n Dativ verwendet. Tse. Und dat als Deutscher, dat is ja ganz schön enttäuschend. „..in DEM scheiß Kaff“ heißts, dat weißte doch! (Diesen Kommentar habe ich aus reinem Sarkasmus verfasst, bitte nicht ernst nehmen haha)

[@theogbeaver]

Just an Englishman not understanding most of that

[@StrangeloveStrangelove]

@@theogbeaver i learned the word scheiß

[@ervinholtz1175]

@@theogbeaver You dont need to, go mind your business african

[@user-pw5rp4qt1o]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[@mikebay7693]

Bessere aussprache als ich MUSS LOOS

[@Takeo_67]

Isso

[@Reenix]

Ja xD

[@dxminik.4339]

😂

[@amirrizvani6675]

Bei mir auch

[@alinao.2727]

issooooo XD

[@bobindergrosse]

"Wo is hier die nächste Saufbude in dem Scheißkaff?"

[@b0ng61]

When she said Deutschland all I could think of was PewDiePie yelling at edgar

[@jameslappin9896]

Wonker Dash who?

[@arditazman6823]

@@jameslappin9896 you dont know who pewds is?

[@itzkeithy7998]

@@arditazman6823 is he an actor?

[@nadine_kch2915]

Yay Edgar (Paluten) 🐷🧡😂

[@HalloHallo-rz7ld]

@@arditazman6823 he has got 90 milion subs

[@lilkilo5750]

Dank diesem Video, spreche ich fließend deutsch. Ich arbeite mittlerweile als Deutschlehrer und unterrichte in Gymnasien. Vielen Dank

[@johnnybumstdich4143]

xD

[@bb.bengt_]

Hier kannst du noch lernen bestimmt irgendwie

[@azukun4248]

haha xd

[@majortom3252]

an Gymnasien

[@sirpeepo8505]

riaxleツ an Gymnasien, weil im Text auch Plural verwendet worden ist.

[@RickHillsInHB]

I loved this. Your servant's heart, gentle spirit and desire to help others would make you an excellent school teacher.

[@FactsASMR1]

You're right.

[@moony6048]

The only thing i can say in german is... ICH BIN EINE GROßE KARTOFFEL

[@romeorsm2201]

Falsch

[@danieeel1317]

Ich bin eine große Kartoffel. That is the right spelling...

[@Nina-n5f]

I love you

[@Malin-hl5ez]

MAP OF THE SOUL ich sterbe hahaha😂

[@moony6048]

@@Malin-hl5ez why are you guys judging me😭😭

[@fahdmohamed33]

Hiding such eyes from us for years is a crime.

[@killua2617]

Preach

[@redsoxvette]

fahd mohamed right! And she feels self conscious about her eyes. Which I finding confusing because they’re sooo gorgeous

[@Nonresponder01]

@@redsoxvette when did she say that?

[@mathiass1999]

A war crime*

[@fernasty144]

Ikr she’s really pretty

[@ASMRJanina]

Tolles Video! Liebe Grüße :)

[@lotus14ferrari90]

Hi

[@chuky7980]

Nimm dir mal ein beispiel . Sie ballert keine 10kg schminke ins gesicht

[@florian8791]

@@chuky7980 lol? Was sind den für dich 10kg Schminke. Bei den einen ist es halt als Beispiel ein dunkleres Schwarz als bei anderen hat nichts mit der Masse an sich zu tuhen!

[@whathuh7210]

ASMR Janina AYYYY YOOOO WHATS UP MEEEMMEEEEE

[@cintiaa.8708]

Lol du hier

[@Miracle4missing]

I’ve watched you from the first few months of your channel, so a fair few years now and honestly seeing your eyes and complete face didn’t really come as a shock to me, strangely.i knew you’d be beautiful no matter what because you just give off such a lovely gentle and calming vibe, you have such natural beauty. I hope you never change. Much love from the U.K.

[@dolljomi]

KZbin: ah wir empfehlen mal dieses ASMR Video wo eine Person dir deutsch beibringt. *Etwas später* ALLE DEUTSCHEN SIND DA UND ÜBERNEHMEN DIE KOMMENTARE •_•

[@masonio3918]

Guten Tag!!! Ich bin dreizehn Jahre Alt und ich komme aus Irland Edit: BTW I have only started studying German as I am in first year of secondary school so I’m not to advanced with the language yet but thx for all the likes Edit: Now in 3rd year 😂

[@gr4vityjuli4n]

Guten Tag wie geht es ihnen ich bin 12 Jahre alt und komme aus Deutschland

[@philippbarner4194]

@@gr4vityjuli4n Ehrenmann

[@simxnrpp]

@@philippbarner4194 Ehrmann* O.o

[@philippbarner4194]

@@simxnrpp ??

[@lololilly3323]

👍👍👍

[@torenessa6931]

I have taken german in school for 3 years, and yet i learned more in this video than i have for 3 years

[@itzr3siixx]

Ja ja deutsch ist nicht einfach. Ich kann auch noch nicht alle Aussprache regeln meiner eigendlichen korekten und physikalisch sowie Psychisch angelegten Muttersprache...

[@xZyane]

@@itzr3siixx Muttersprache und trotzdem solche gravierenden Rechtschreibfehler? Oh je...

[@raphaelbraun4246]

Like wenn du auf das video geclicked hast obwohl du schon deutsch konntest

[@lillyd.2179]

Du kannst aber anscheinend nicht so richtig Deutsch

[@cucumberblyat]

Was bringen einen denn solche "Like wenn...." Kommentare? Totaler Quatsch

[@kiri_024]

xXPerceptionXx tv ich schau das Video für den Lerneffekt. Offensichtlich.

[@alinao.2727]

haha ich

[@V3rt3idiger]

Anscheind du auch nicht @@lillyd.2179.

[@NoNam3_xLeaderX]

Was hast du gedacht is the only German thing I know 😂 love from Canada 🤙🏽🇨🇦😛

[@Oyasumikaworu_]

Did You have heard "was hast du gedacht" from gzuz? (Sry for Bad english)

[@NoNam3_xLeaderX]

LioN Cereals don’t be sorry! And also yes lmao I like his music. Even tho I don’t understand it lmao😂

[@kesslerelias6653]

@@NoNam3_xLeaderX Do you know the song TMM TMM from Summer Cem? Summer Cem is a German Rapper If you like german rap this is right for you😊

[@juppjulasch4937]

I have one word for you The german panzerclock

[@idahansson9365]

I’m from sweden, but I’m learning English and Deutsch in school. I can count up to 20. Null, Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn, elf, zwölf, dreizehn, vierzehn, fünfzehn, sechzehn, siebzehn, achtzehn, neunzehn und zwanzig ♥️ im proud of myself that I have learned so much numbers. And btw I love your videos

[@idahansson9365]

And I noticed a thing. In my school we say “Ich heiße/heisse ....“

[@jskskslsl7333]

Schöne Sache

[@seal4150]

Va fan bara?

[@dertyp4604]

Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neuen zehn elf zwölf dreizehn vierzehn fünfzehn sechzehn siebzehn achtzehn neunzehn zwanzig EINUNDZWANZIG I'm better lol

[@leniatwork]

Very good keep it up!👏👏

[@imarrams511]

I want to learn german. But I wanna sleep too. Hardest decision ever.

[@jordanabasham]

Imar Rams sleep and learn at the same time put your mind at ease and really take in the information.

[@Sunkem1Not6Hacks]

First grammar,then verbs and some words then sleep.Easy!😊

[@mysticfish7997]

Sleep for now than the next day watch this again in the morning

[@imarrams511]

Believe when I said that I tried doing that(rewatch ASMR videos) but ALWAYS happens the same. I can't finish the video without falling a sleep. (A good sign that the Asmrtist is doing a great job) Let's says I have a lot of unfinished videos lol

[@emsii008]

Luul

[@erieberrymarshall3906]

What I know: Das Brot und Wasser ...Thanks 4 weeks of duolingo😂

[@nonameguy717]

sad but true lmao

[@Janis_Gaming-rs8vc]

Perfekt

[@Huckleberry68]

Lmao same

[@DanielleMDM93]

Oh my gosh! This is my first time watching her videos and I’m getting tingles just from her voice! Rarely does someone’s voice give me tingles

[@limonaminee6292]

I only know 1 thing in German: scheiße

[@itzr3siixx]

Ohhh a gamer lul Ich bin auch einer und das sage ich oft lmao

[@emmaluise1788]

It's spelled Scheiße

[@limonaminee6292]

@@emmaluise1788 sorry

[@lovegirldiamantmsp1485]

Limon Aminee 😂

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

You don't need more. ^^

[@LilKid11]

Ich als deutscher lerne eher englisch in deinen videos😂

[@lotus14ferrari90]

Same😁

[@carbonfibe8166]

Ich auch😂

[@bahadrozturk2086]

Oh I see you speak German now.

[@xkaito6135]

Oh sende türkçe konuşuyorsun ;)

[@freez6411]

3 Rechtschreibfehler, Sie können ja gut Deutsch... xD *Ironie*

[@tyjoseph7343]

I've had the pleasure of going to Germany 🇩🇪 a few times. Beautiful place! At first I had gone to Hamburg and Berlin. Though I later returned and have since been to Frankfurt, Munich, and Hannover. Lovely people. Amazing culture, and found that Germany is very similar to Canada 🇨🇦 (my home.) Many of my friends here are from Germany. Definitely worth a visit. Only the neighboring Netherlands can compare in terms of hospitality. Though the Dutch are just inherently sweet. Also turns out they (the German/Dutch) all speak at least some english, so those years of learning german weren't of much use, haha. Eitherway, I love your channel and what you're doing with it! Keep it up! 😊👍🏻 - From a supporter and friend in Canada 🇨🇦 / 🇩🇪

[@fastASMR]

Aw, thank you for your lovely comment! :)

[@814x6]

Bro, no hate. But in Europe, almost every country have natives who knows atleast some english. Everybody is fluent at english in Sweden. And yeah, loveley comment.

[@tyjoseph7343]

@@814x6 Yeah, I've come to see that over my Travels. Sweden is interesting because almost 100% of the population speaks at least some english, and people never seem to be speaking swedish, instead using a mix of the two, haha. But even in France & Italy, I saw that at least 70% knew some English. It made me rethink why I had learned French and German for so many years, haha. I guess I just liked learning other languages and about other cultures.

[@814x6]

@@tyjoseph7343 yeah, well. I like how u are putting time and effort in to these comments, respect.

[@kasamerelaxationasmrmedita6210]

@@tyjoseph7343 I'm French. What you're saying about France is so fucking true.

[@cookie7500]

Kommt sie aus Deutschland? Ihre Aussprache ist perfekt 👌🏻

[@Ballorby]

Yep

[@t1mxd352]

Ja

[@Nico-eq5te]

Sie ist auch deutsche 😂

[@Barrne_]

Sie lebt in Deutschland und kommt aus Deutschland und ist Deutsche

[@nickalexanderthe3rd]

Ich habe keine Ahnung! Sie spricht beides perfekt aus!

[@ash.89]

i have a feeling that you're an amazing person, you just give me that friendly feeling every time i watch your videos .. thank you :)

[@LeFringe27]

I learned more from this than 2 years of German in high school.

[@stephaniearamillo6932]

that says a lot about the school system lol they don’t teach you shit

[@LeFringe27]

@@stephaniearamillo6932 I remember how to count, some weather and time based stuff and how to say "Wie war dein schwanz houte" which roughly translates to "how is your sausage today?" because you know... Kids.

[@ScarletteSun]

SAME I took nearly 4 years

[@TheBlinkboy356]

Lunatic Fringe lmao Deine Schwanz

[@stephaniearamillo6932]

Lunatic Fringe they could’ve taught you more in my opinion. I mean, you went there for 2 years and that’s all they let you learn?? christ

[@Dyglas50]

Hallo , danke tschuss , new words in my vocabulary , eins zwei polizei tu tu tu

[@PichDextro]

If you don't have the Ü key to write "tschüss", you can just write "tschuess" and it would be equally right :D Just a tip.

[@Sunkem1Not6Hacks]

How do you know all numbers to 11 but not 1.Or did you mean 1-12 numbers. I m confusion.

[@PichDextro]

Who are you talking to xxx_sunkem_xxx?

[@Sunkem1Not6Hacks]

to Nikandreos

[@leggsibby5818]

Nikandreos Eins zwei Polizei, isn’t that from this crazy russisn video, trying to act like Germans ? 😂

[@alyeksaldana1270]

This is one of my favorite videos! ❤️ because I'm listening this lady talking in English, teaching German, but I'm a Spanish speaker (I'm from Mexico) 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇩🇪 The world and the internet are just amazing! ❤️

[@Barrne_]

Die Deutschen Kommentare hier, sind die besten 😂 Die sind so Klasse ! Ich schmunzel sogar ein bisschen 😂😂

[@vornameonly3109]

Schenkelklopfer!

[@falk9738]

I speak dutch and its kinda funny hearing all the different words (because i can understand 50% of all of it).

[@Sunkem1Not6Hacks]

M.R. mini man is it similar to English? Dutch I mean.

[@falk9738]

It's pretty similair to English because i learned it by myself and I'm 12. Although i watched a lot of English KZbinrs and played English videogames. Its also pretty similair to German as i said and iff u understand a word from german, then u will probably understand the dutch word for it too.

[@florisbiezeman3800]

@@Sunkem1Not6Hacks Dutch is ranked as being the language most similar to English if I am not wrong. It are both West-Germanic languages (there are three main West-Germanic languages: English, Dutch and German) and Dutch and English are closer to each other than German because German uses grammatical cases and that makes it different. Frisian is even closer to English but it is not a language spoken by a whole country so no main language. Funny enough I don't understand a single sentence in Frisian while I speak fluently English, Dutch and German.

[@epf9996]

Goede dag ik ben uit duitsland.richtig?

[@Hamza.Han38]

Saammee😂

[@h1gh_ground505]

8:31 better Flow than Lil Pump

[@aaabbb-zd6oz]

Platzsparender brooooo😂😂😂the fuck

[@vibez913_]

Hahaha

[@nashmagmusik]

Esskeetit !!

[@smianextra3230]

Noble lmao. You genius

[@БогданКрименюк]

BRUUUUUUH

[@lisatheisling6522]

So who here is a German Potato ? 😂🙋🏻‍♀️🥔 Only german people know this inside joke 😂

[@joannagaga04]

No I don't think it's an inside joke.

[@penelope_e_e4225]

Lisa Theisling not me 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

I'm German and I dont get it...

[@michaelgassert2587]

Heree

[@dunklerbasto]

Otto Von Bismarck ich versteh ihn,aber heutzutage nennt man das Alman😅😂

[@polish_filipino]

I never took german, so i'll be your new student

[@lunabella8088]

Same here 😂

[@sammysam5991]

Can I join the club? O_O

[@polish_filipino]

@@sammysam5991 I think she's accepting new students, so you should be fine

[@Emma.irvin134]

You need to do more German asmr’s

[@thizzface41510]

You have such a pretty smile

[@judok1426]

I remember when I was in highschool English class, we had a project. A girl named Amber was tasked with writing down our groups work.. And as she wrote it down I was in horror, "Jerman" haha i still laugh about it today, even though it's stupid. Like when we used to erase the teachers writing on the chalk board from "gym" to "jim" and then laugh at our teacher and say she spelled it wrong! Worked like a charm.

[@lercmarie7309]

I never realized how close the German alphabet is to the Spanish alphabet well except for Y😂

[@vivi_blaiddyd]

lerc marie yeah it really is😂 do you speak Spanish?

[@edde2712]

Same thing I said lol

[@asmrconbfpp8552]

Es casi igual 😲

[@CainCalifornia]

I know 10 isn't aus... BUT RAMMSTEIN MAKES ME SAY IT AFTER NINE AND IT'S INGRAINED IN MY HEAD FOREVER.

[@1235bmu]

Aus not auf :)

[@CainCalifornia]

Mirko Meier Whoops

[@partypudel748]

YES BABY!

[@cucumberblyat]

HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE

[@slayer7833]

EINS ZWEI POLIZEI

[@whao5545]

@@Benz7n meanwhile in germany ?

[@leoniemari9034]

@@whao5545 yes

[@anthonihaupt3746]

Fünf sechs schluckspecht

[@opprrer3328]

Codi S one two police... Lol it only works in german

[@MrJujuMapeur]

In meiner Schule wir sagen : ein zwei polizei drei vier offfizier funf sechs ? Sieben acht gute nacht neun zehn aufwiedersehen

[@zigzagzero1854]

Vielen Dank für dieses deutsche Video. Ich habe einige Probleme mit der Grundkenntnisse in der Schule. Ich habe jetzt viel höhere Noten geschossen. P.s Ich bin Holländer

[@beanvillus]

If I may correct you, it's "die Grundkenntnisse", so in that case you would say "mit den Grundkenntnissen". Also, you say "ich habe bessere Noten bekommen" (I have got better grades) or "Ich habe bessere Noten erreicht" (achieved). Anyway, that's cool! I hope you get along with it. 👍

[@krisztiankovacs5812]

Darling, You became my favorit German teacher! :D And Your English pronunciation is really nice as well! :D

[@imefix]

so "three" is not spelled "polizei"?

[@scwfan08]

Eins zwei Polizei drei vier Grenadier fünf sechs alte Gags sieben acht gute Nacht

[@emma5688]

SCWfan06 1, 2 Ganoven und Gangster 3, 4 Gauner und Verbrecher 5, 6 Räuber im Versteck 7, 8 wir jagen Tag und Nacht

[@jackolantern6745]

SCWfan06 als Kind halt "alter Keks" verstanden und bis heute nicht in Frage gestellt

[@felixt1562]

@@jackolantern6745 My life in a nutshell:D ging mir genauso

[@christianlee3068]

Eins zwei Polizei schlagen Schwarze vier fünf sechs seben aucht neun zehn elf zwolf polizei schlagen Schwarzezehn vierzehn fünfzehn

[@thomasvgb]

I'm Dutch and kind of impressed of how much i understand! Thanks for teaching 😁

[@jordanabasham]

Thomas Vangrunderbeek Deutsch ist einfach

[@cr1msonX6X]

Title: has something to do with germans, Germans: Hippedi hoppedi this comment section is now our property.

[@hentaicatgirl8648]

Now Your comment belongs to us too

[@asmrvirgin]

Deutsch ist doch eine wunderschöne Sprache! Weiter so!

[@1235bmu]

Nope Deutsch ist wirklich grauenhaft was Sonderregelungen angeht.

[@ahmedthegr8511]

Ok so does this translate to "German is such a beautiful language" i have been taking german lessons at school :)

[@heinzwurst7875]

@@ahmedthegr8511 yep

[@Aurora-lt1nw]

German is horrible

[@yuichirohyakuya2005]

@@1235bmu ne ist nur eine schwere Sprache die Engländer haben the für der die das und wir haben der die das, das ist schwerer als english

[@linabhabie2253]

Haha ich immer so beim alphabet : abcdefghijkelemenopeqrstuvwxyz

[@narin_world113]

😂

[@amyberck1587]

Sehr e-lastig oder? XD

[@michaelm2766]

Die frage ist...wer nicht?:D

[@mikrowal]

Abecedeeefgehaihjotkaelemenopkuheresteeuhvauweixüpsilonzet

[@huhnchen_4603]

@@mikrowal *ypsilon

[@jpedrosouza-w3c]

I've learned to count zero to nine by listening Sonne - Rammstein hahahahahahaha

[@sarevmedina4697]

Duolingo has left the chat

[@potatonumber200]

Hello Babble

[@ThvonS]

Thanks a lot from Norway. Of course the french have no monopoly of sensual language. In fact I prefer german after this. Keep it up

[@beenice1555]

Th von S I am French and I feel offended!! But I love 💗 German as well 😍

[@lafritegaming7713]

im french and this isn't a nice comment

[@nicoxxl26]

ya bro norway language howether its called, norwegian?? Is a agermanic language like german, there should be some simularitis

[@dpuggrammer]

Danke!! Ich bin waiting for this video for so long! S2 Du bist schön (Duolingo taught me that)

[@ghostsnipez289]

Good german/gutes deutsch

[@nikf5872]

Ich will dieses shirt die nächsten 4 jahre nicht sehen😂

[@anniehoney03]

joa WM war schon nh Katastrophe wa

[@MrQuanticox]

😂😁

[@Sunkem1Not6Hacks]

Wow

[@JWCS01]

Wenn wir Weltmeister geworden wären, hättest du es liebend gern getragen...

[@nikf5872]

Sind wirs?😂

[@missatomicbomb57]

I love this beautiful language. I had the pleasure to study it for a little while, and I will go back to study it soon! Much love from Mexico 🇲🇽

[@jooban7970]

16:35 I thought ure goin to sing. 😂 btw. I love your german accent. 😍

[@londier4967]

Joo Ban yes me too 😂

[@ashleyrosenberger9444]

Whelp.. I guess I'm the only English speaker in the comments cuz I havent seen any so far!!!😂 Plz like if u speak English! Edit: omg someone other than me liked!! 👇

[@landenallen1994]

U need to learn German some of these comments are hilarious

[@ashleyrosenberger9444]

@@landenallen1994 whelp I'm to lazy to sooo.....😁👍😝

[@hana-eo7nu]

Nah I‘m japanese

[@ashleyrosenberger9444]

@@hana-eo7nu noice

[@multiplayerghost]

HALLO WAS GEHT AB?

[@29beans]

Wünsche mir ein Video das nur aus solchen „Schreibgeräuschen“ besteht, so gut!

[@59Smythe]

I'm in the process of learning German as we go to Austria and Germany almost every year. Both countries are absolutely stunning and the people are friendly and full of fun. I'm British and am very proud to have German relatives now that my daughter has got married.

[@felixblu]

Is your daughter still married xD

[@TRVladdy]

Can u guys stop sayn guten tag? It's annoying, because its sooo 1980's. Just say hi, hallo or *Ich habe durchfall*. The 3rd one is really usefull.

[@thetemor190]

Ab jetzt begrüße ich meine lehrer so😂

[@Seafox0011]

Just don't shake hands with this guy.

[@JD-eu7ef]

Bruder ich habe durchfall und wie geht es dir ?

[@TryASMR]

Guten tag!

[@xZyane]

Bruder muss los

[@roxanneb2920]

I learn German at school and I’m pretty good at it and I also really like it! But this year I’ve got another teacher, she’s from germany and moved here (Netherlands) And I absolutely hate her :( I’m thinking of switching german with another subject. That would kinda sucks bc I love it and I’m in my last year of high school so that means I wouldn’t get a grade for german on my diploma 😩 I wish I could get my old teacher back, he was by far my favorite teacher ever!

[@lennoxlol6246]

Aesthetic Asmr definetly keep german. I switched French to another subject because I didn’t like the teacher. And now I regret it so bad. If you like the language just keep studying and don’t loose your motivation because of a teacher.

[@gugster3080]

Same my teacher is kinda boring what grade do you have? I have a D in german😊

[@lolololoml6249]

@Kaiser Wilhelm II. 😂

[@johannesgehrlein6740]

I'm from Germany and I learn Englisch

[@adamholmohlson7631]

@@johannesgehrlein6740 Well thats going great i see

[@falalalala385]

I’m going to be an Au Pair in Berlin soon so thank you! Or danke? So excited to see Germany and join your country for a year lol

[@TheConfuzzledCat]

My German is super limited but I'm so ready for it to improve, and this seems like the vibiest way to learn and practice lol

[@ich3371]

Wieeee schön deine deutsch Stimme klingt 😍

[@casperk7310]

Good way to test my German what I learned last school years 😂😂

[@nontolefeed9999]

Good way to confirm that I have literally forgotten everything I once learned of german language.

[@confusedkid3773]

@@Christoph2600 pahahahha😂

[@davidloos7297]

Ich fühle mich wie in der Grundschule📚😂😂

[@delicateswiftie]

Da bin ich schon lang net mehr😂😂😂👍🏻

[@ahuman2515]

German is in the title German people:It-s free real estate By the way I speak german as well Hallo meine Sauerkraeuter

[@jrko0]

Amercians nennen es liberty Kraut and I thinks it's beautiful

[@duckiemomo3338]

I sleep in school anyway so 😅

[@davidtrnecek9318]

@Lesedi Ntuli xdd

[@Sabrina-gs3hm]

Lmao ich weiß nicht ob es lustig oder traurig ist, dass hier so viele Deutsche sind

[@lolololoml6249]

Was daran so schlimm? Willst sagen jeder der Janina als Deutscher schaut,kann kein Deutsch und ist deswegen Blöd?

[@Falix_7]

@Denise Savera haha ich bin Österreicher lul edit: oder anders: Servas es Burschn und Madln! I kum aus Österreich!

[@Nina-n5f]

Traurig

[@Nina-n5f]

@@lolololoml6249 nein aber die kommentare nerven voll. Sind ja nichtmal lustig

[@wlfy_gacha2219]

@@Nina-n5f dann les die nicht

[@GUnitSoldier4]

Or if you want to lean to count to ten in German go watch/listen Rammstein - Sonne ..XD

[@tylermuggel8997]

Yeah die sind voll cool

[@Queenkitty29]

Heck yah Rammstein is amazing

[@Kdvdjdvdk]

eines der besten asmr videos das ich je gesehen hab

[@gregc6535]

How do you speak english without any noticeable German accent? Did you live overseas at some point?

[@narzoggash]

We, in Germany, are thaught to speak Oxford english. If you don't do that, you'll get bad grades. Same goes for German dialects, in German.

[@gregc6535]

Yes, that's the english accent. She speaks with a near perfect american accent. I didn't even know she was german.

[@lennartsenden1220]

I just try to copy what I hear mostly in videos and games. Compared to my classmates my pronunciation is pretty good but I wonder how distinguishable I am from a native speaker

[@gregc6535]

King 445 Do you have trouble pronouncing words with W? I’ve noticed that seems a more common stumbling block.

[@eins20]

@@gregc6535 There's also a w in German, it's very close. The main problem is the pronunciation of "th"

[@elitepizzadonnerstag2234]

Also an jeden der deutsch kann und denkt er sei zu dumm für alles, herzlichen Glückwunsch du beherrschst dir schwierigste Sprache der Welt 😂

[@user-jd4hn6qy2h]

Schwierigste sprache? Ach, lern mal schweizerdeutsch :)

[@Maurice1]

@@user-jd4hn6qy2h Schweizerdeutsch brauch niemand haha

[@narin_world113]

Danke 😂😂vielen Dank haha 😂

[@leviathan857]

Auch wenn Deutsch vielseitig und komplex ist, ist aber Polnisch vom Lernaufwand her die schwerste Europäische Sprache. Besonders als Deutscher ist es sehr schwer die Sprache fließend und einwandfrei sprechen zu können.;)

[@EileenDeLuxeX3]

Mandarin ist noch schwerer als alles andere ^^

[@Usermm340]

Hallo süße Lehrerin 💕💕 Ich lerne Deutsch seit ungefähr einem Jahr, und ich mag es sehr 💕💕

[@JD-eu7ef]

Wtf ? Süße Lehrerin is Like sweet teacher

[@Usermm340]

@@JD-eu7ef süß = cute, sweet.

[@felixt1562]

Extrem gut für nur ein Jahr!

[@Christina-ho2uv]

Maysa Tu yeah but it‘s more like flirting

[@jasmin2228]

Your German is really good.

[@hbdyn]

This was my the first fastASMR video. This is still my favourite fastASMR video :) Please upload more German teacher videos like this.