ASMR | Giving A Rock A Haircut

[@svnpy]

As a geologist I want to thank you. It's so heartwarming to see someone else treating rocks with such kindness and love as us, geologist, do.

[@guessinger]

Lol

[@tolkolimo]

same as the end when he throw the f away

[@svnpy]

​@@tolkolimo rocks are tough, it survived millions of years it can survive 2 meters fall

[@AlphaJPM]

Agreed, now if you would look here at this cool obsidian knife I found

[@svnpy]

@@AlphaJPM no please dont call me an archeologist i do actuall science

[@taylorprice974]

Dwayne getting his fresh fade before Fast and Furious 20 starts filming

[@phanto9159]

This joke is really good. Simply liking this comment doesn't do it justice.

[@bruhgamer316]

@@phanto9159 well congrats you ruined the joke now

[@GiovanniLicari-vw7vg]

@@bruhgamer316💀

[@phanto9159]

@@bruhgamer316 Damn, my bad.

[@kinglavacreeper8772]

@@phanto9159you didnt ruin it bruhgamer did

[@Meraxss]

Crazy what a haircut could do to a rock, it’s unrecognizable

[@nathanhutson6101]

Unrockognizable

[@Varun_.m._13]

😂😂😂​@@nathanhutson6101

[@CraziTitan]

Your comment broke me 😂😂

[@Alsexaren]

@@CraziTitanI can fix you

[@hopefulbunni]

Fr,it looks so much better now,I personally think the rock has found its style

[@lankusiek3087]

I'm glad you were so careful and didn't irritate its skin, now it looks 10000 years younger!

[@EterNal8405]

He literally threw it

[@richardcollins5189]

​@EterNal8405 It was 10,001 before that.

[@HanzOntaboodi]

Back in the days of the bald fade 😎

[@SARE_AL_ALI_976i]

Yes you are Right 👍🏻

[@Iandothing]

he eroded it, the rock looks even older now

[@SchweppesLemonIsGodTier]

I am sitting here at 1am watching a rock getting a haircut.

[@luther.tube1]

Me 00:30 am 😂

[@jeremiah4267]

1 for me too lol

[@suspicioussand]

We are the 1 am gang

[@-arigato_honey_pie-1401]

ME TOO

[@ChefGrip]

Real

[@jiingflower]

He's rocking that new cut

[@catmeowdogwoof]

GET OUT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@jiingflower]

@@catmeowdogwoof YOU LACK VISION

[@nicky23anims68]

Real knee slapper right there 🗣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinytine_]

TAKE MY LIKE AND GET A HAIRCUT YOURSELF (You beat me to the comment)

[@F1REST4R]

Carlos!

[@misad6308]

See, THIS is how a business should work! A satisfied customer always comes back. Once again, excellent work on the part of the barber. The rock's satisfaction is apparent.

[@inspiration356]

Marketing at its finest

[@Juan-d6z]

Wtf is this comment 😂😂😂

[@HanzOntaboodi]

Not to mention the quality of the utensils!

[@dankexposed305]

I’m a rock foo

[@mrself5824]

Billions of years as a simple stone, being part of the ground, or a mountain, flowing as one in magma. Then to be taken by a random ape, and given a haircut. What a history

[@thisistherun4015]

Gonna take a long time to grow it all back after this one

[@dear_rococo]

Laughed myself to tears, thanks

[@matteodidonatantonio]

Absolute cinema

[@trishengovender1488]

Evolved apes

[@rb_memorablerexog8589]

Glad to see rock paper and scissors are friends again

[@S_P_A_C_E167]

Underrated asf

[@vinhluong5418]

​@@S_P_A_C_E167HELL YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@FranciumBoron]

Rök. :)

[@TacoEric]

...see THAT ... are friends again.

[@usagiracha]

@@TacoEric not necessarily

[@valery.weasel]

I love the special sense of humor the ASMR community has. Videos like this are gold

[@Thinga-mabob]

Sense of humor? All I see is a normal rock getting a haircut (this is a joke btw)

[@laurapaivab]

So do I!

[@Fungfetti]

He won't be making any more once his wife sees what he did to those $30 fabric scissors

[@itsrickyschannel.]

@@Fungfetti its all part of the job of a hair stonedresser

[@mcdonaldjlopinxc]

Wow what a sense of humor! I could not hold my laugh in thourought watchign the video

[@giorgiovogliotti1575]

The rock is back.

[@quietlybeingquiet]

just like us the rock needed to get clean for some special occasion.

[@gimmick3566]

Me when Dwayne Johnson comes back to the WWE

[@vipervenom741]

The rock is back

[@christopherrendlich]

The rock is back.

[@dientu10]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@BlaecOleander]

Imagine being millions of years old and seeing everything, only for a strange primate to start grooming you for the relaxation of others. What a time to be alive ❤

[@gamingwarrior7271]

“I need to go to sleep” *Sees a rock getting a fresh cut* “Oh shit I’ve got to see this”

[@RL-4Games]

Real

[@JEWong47]

Real

[@KnightNinja-ih4sk]

Real

[@snig-kn7vl]

Real

[@DDMG00]

Real

[@Raven_Wings8]

I've never been more jealous of a pet rock in my entire life.

[@RedEye737]

Gem of an artist gives truly a solid cut. I told my local boulder it needed a trim, but it told me it wants to rock it' natural look instead. Needless to say, I took it pretty hard.

[@zeroabsolute-e6m]

made me giggle, thanks.

[@angelicfeather]

10/10 Comment

[@Mystiqueii]

@@zeroabsolute-e6mit made me giggle too.

[@cookieepasel2406]

You cant be calling this collection of great puns a "comment"

[@xozzZ__]

This was very punny

[@summerlovinxx]

this has the energy of all the weird stuff I did as a kid, with the professionalism to pull it off as entertaining, and I love it. he's rocking that fresh clean-up, definitely looking a lot boulder! great vid :3

[@candle_quinn]

absolutely love the puns ya got there. made me chuckle.

[@extremebrah]

Probably the most happy rock you ever meet.

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Tell me you've never watched hercules movie without telling you have wet dreams

[@Yeetusss]

​@@Master.Baiting_to_youthis question is simple cause I can just say I've never watched Hercules movie

[@OP-lk4tw]

​@@Yeetusss where was the question tho

[@getsturdy]

8:41 I don’t know why but this part really strikes my funny bone. How enthusiastically he is snipping away with his scissors just gets me

[@KingCrimson-rw4xb]

Bro went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick

[@tricerex7511]

I guess from 🪨 to 🪨

[@idk...416]

Lol

[@Ermooayy]

Copy paste from the other vid

[@clayrages2423]

Copying another comment😬😬😬

[@KingCrimson-rw4xb]

Womp womp

[@pixelpuppy]

neighbors: "MARV, HE'S AT IT AGAIN!!"

[@DiegoTomasTheGuy]

That is class at its finest!

[@ManChicken]

The cleanest and most relaxed rock in all of Michigan

[@Manu-qz1jz]

He is from Michigan? Where exactly is it? I wanna have my own rock too

[@theguywiththethings]

@@Manu-qz1jzjudging by the tree formations and the rock material it’s most likely somewhere in michigan

[@digi_edits]

Imagine seeing this at a barbershop and the guy says to you: "I'l be with you in a minute"

[@rosennacht7624]

The barbershop must be fire if even the elements want a fresh cut.

[@HanzOntaboodi]

Wow, what a racist bigot you are. EQUAL RIGHTS!! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR NOT ONLY ROCK!! BUT PAPER AND SCISSORS !!!

[@creamy7515]

What a gentleman keeping his head completely still for the haircut

[@Tarkuaf]

Specifically the fiddling around with objects is SUCH A HUGE trigger. It's when there is a messy "intent". Like you aren't clinically opening lids, you're doing it like you just want it open. Same goes for the coating or beating of the brush, etc. it's such an amazing thing that a lot of high subcount creators can't do with more emulated triggers. Bravo!

[@Somerandomedude-r7s]

It’s not an object it’s simply a client

[@beex6]

"clinically opening lids" lol I agree. It sounds good and I absolutely love it, but when it's been a minute of putting the lipstick's lids on and off it kind of loses its charm

[@commandersfan01]

Bro got that fresh cut👌🏻

[@asillygoofyball]

This stone is really rocking this new cut! You can see that even the most mineralistic details can make this stone look boulder than ever. Every sound wasn’t gravelling or crusty, but enjoyable. I can’t wait for more!

[@laurapaivab]

We can see the barber's solid dedication.

[@nbaoldgirl]

That’s a beautiful backyard view! I could barely pay attention to the rock’s makeover.

[@BruubuddyB]

Human creativity will never cease to amaze me

[@Omenyos]

Hes back! 😂 even better is that, it's the same rock!!!

[@Olive-43]

🪨

[@inspiration356]

Satisfied customers always come back

[@liviahelena3698]

the hair took a long time to grow

[@HanzOntaboodi]

This is how I learned of previous events

[@moesizlak3066]

The Rock's most relatable performance to date

[@snowjix]

And not a jungle in sight.

[@irenecrichton9279]

That rock was long overdue for some grooming! Missed him! Congrats on 400K!

[@skandto]

got that minecraft youtuber mindset

[@beet158]

@@skandtonaw that's wild 😂

[@catmeowdogwoof]

​@@skandtobro shows no mercy

[@Aroace_simp]

Never thought I would be watching a rock get a haircut at 3:00am but here I am and I’m honestly not mad it’s quite interesting

[@agent7861]

Damn I’m not even the first Aro ace person watching a rock get a haircut at 3 am

[@Somerandomedude-r7s]

Tf does aro ace mean am I slow

[@Aroace_simp]

@@Somerandomedude-r7s it stands for aromantic asexual which means you feel little to no sexual or romantic attraction towards anyone

[@Somerandomedude-r7s]

Thanks

[@Aroace_simp]

@@Somerandomedude-r7s np

[@CorviOSC]

no matter how many videos of these he makes, it will never get old

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

But you do

[@Somerandomedude-r7s]

You in to old people or something

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

@@Somerandomedude-r7s you into rocks or sum

[@Zyvear]

Finally, my KZbin recommendations are starting to get good again

[@manlymollusc6534]

Wow, that butterknife is incredible sharp!

[@MemeHouse572]

"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock" -Spongebob Squarepants

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

🇮🇶

[@ShiziV]

this rock before haircut is just a rock but after, it's The Rock

[@alexandre8887]

You're funny man, i like that ! Keep it up !

[@-cold-1761]

this is why I pay for internet

[@fuzzy_latte]

This is why I got unlimited internet

[@zachh7375]

This is why i limit my internet

[@sebe4199]

This is why i internet my pay

[@HanzOntaboodi]

​@@zachh7375 Lacker.

[@abhayrajsingh2662]

this is what the internet pays me

[@romanjoseph2072]

"How do you make yourself sleep?" Watching a rock getting its well deserved haircut. ✨

[@asiago9266]

19:56 that scratching on Rock was so good💙

[@flambelk4489]

The fact the sounds are really relaxing is the funniest thing 😅

[@satswrld]

never thought a rock would help me sleep as often as it does

[@GolfSpott]

I love these types of haircuts- no need to make small talk, just letting the rock relax and enjoy the cut 🙏

[@jk0045]

An alternate universe where instead of rock beats scissors, scissors makes rock look fresh

[@countesscrows]

so it can go get that paper 💸💸💸💸

[@joaopedroulmidesouza14]

Rock looking fresh from earth after that cut🔥🔥

[@MrArohtaeko]

2:03 - Shaving foam: "You have no power here!"

[@Sr.Dário]

😂😂😂

[@awaisqureshi4127]

Shaving foam: I am inevitable 💀

[@JailynSoTalkative]

💀💀

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Sharing form: I'm a inheritable

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@buzdygan5488]

Great trim, you really captured that crystaline structure. And i say that as a drunk geologist

[@Maxxon89]

That's a top-grade service. Props to the rock for sitting there still.

[@BlueberryChnl]

I like to think he just woke up one day, stepped outside and saw a rock and thought: "Man I should give that rock over there, a haircut! That would make a great asmr video!"

[@ЯНеМоби]

rock actually started lookin better💀

[@TheAwkwardUnboxer]

The ending was diabolical 😂

[@zrozhou6323]

🗿：I must be looking so good right now

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Time to procreate

[@arthurizando]

I don't know if it is my engineer side showing but I'd really like a 3D scan of the rock before and after years of this type of treatment, just to see how it's changed

[@jolley15138]

Yes.

[@clumsydopegirl91]

Ha the way he yeeted the rock at the end just for it to get dirty again lol.

[@FishyBoi1337]

It's like a mix of a shave roleplay and a knife sharpening video... it's kind of amazing

[@xpenguin_1]

Imagine being this guys neighbor and you just see someone combing and cutting a rock 💀

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

The only neighbours I see are squirrels buddy

[@Taynader]

that random rock thats been sitting there since the dinosaurs were alive just had the best day of his life

[@scarykirby4763]

this is what Patrick would allow for his pet Rock to have

[@khallous]

This video just brought Elmo’s blood pressure back up

[@kingruby13]

this is way better than I expected

[@HeyItsJayIRL]

Over 500K people have sat and watched this rock get a haircut.

[@mstankard1430]

the way I thought the rock would look different at the end . . . 😭💖

[@basti.9022]

Thank you for taking care of Dwayne.

[@Ailoy_]

I’m glad I watched the whole thing. If you only showed me the before and after, I would’ve not believe it’s the same rock❤

[@Seraphic2004]

I always found getting my hair cut pretty relaxing, having an asmr...of a rock getting one is not something I thought I wanted, but works

[@wtf.winbin]

crazy transformation, brother looks clean.

[@cappytheimmortal]

16:37 nice catch 👌 👏

[@kikospagnoYT]

it was epic

[@xavierzimmerman8403]

Came to comment this

[@tretyakovalexander426]

this man is a genius of ASMR!

[@yogihogx]

I still surprise myself everyday with the kind of things that can relax me

[@zacharywindover9840]

Great job, you made the rock look very dapper. It's really rocking it's new style.

[@calaaaabb6799]

It's crazy thinking that, this rock maybe have literally hundreds or thousends of years and is getting a haircut by an human

[@christinaaafaith]

the sounds from the 2 spray bottles was sooo nice

[@HuhWHODIDTHIS]

Ikrrr!

[@ishybun]

i feel so happy for this rock

[@valeriorusso86]

5AM, i was about to go to sleep, but i saw this banger, and i couldn’t refuse to watch it

[@Vallantro1945]

Is it me or it gives you more tingles when you look at the video and it does less when you’re not.

[@StrangeFox143]

YES

[@StrangeFox143]

Its not just you

[@TheGrimReaper19]

Visuals are a key role in ASMR, if you heard the scraping sound a couple minutes into the video with no context, you might think it sounds horrible. Learning how harmless it is and the reason it’s being done, if feels more relaxing knowing how harmless and fun it is

[@albanskigangster]

Yeah I noticed it some time ago that's why I'm not listening to asmr videos to sleep as if they are white noise cause the result is opposite than wanted

[@AlphaJPM]

"Ahh, Mr Igneio, a pleasure to see you again, what kind of haircut would you like" "Hmm, how about, Bald"

[@UniporGreat]

Bould

[@RivalGrimReaper]

Maaa, that man's brushing a rock again! 😮

[@BruubuddyB]

*50 years later* "What is it grandpa?" "I RECOGNISE THAT GODAMN ROCK"

[@DunnsDayDash]

Now THIS is truly the most exceptional landscaping service.

[@HeyItsJayIRL]

Just got a haircut today and this pops up on my fyp. Perfect.

[@heysteven17]

The double brushing + clipper things after = so relaxing

[@KeeganAWhite]

Oh good, they were starting to get pretty shaggy.

[@DSprich]

You know you're at a well manicured golf course when they pay attention to this level of detail.

[@LothricIsDead]

Rock actually got a low taper fade

[@MrFresnoguy123]

This is ASMR I didn’t know I needed holy shit

[@a4unianjysbdjc905]

Whispersoft is so lucky to have THE ROCK as a asmr guest😂😂😂😂😂

[@MidMm2Player]

That rock has probably been here on earth more than us, it deserves a haircut 🫡

[@grim2280]

20:09 NOOOO

[@Chillszy]

I like how calm the stone is.

[@TheRandomlyRandomGamer]

Thanks for giving my bro Rock a cut. He really needed it.

[@Taika260]

Man!! this is why you're my favorite ASMRrist in the game right now! to see you giving back to the community and keep promoting young up-and-comers like rock and pumpkin really sets you apart the rest! Keep it up bruh!! ✌️

[@Nitefi3nd]

5:17 golf cart spawns in the background lol. Top right corner

[@thelostsage4271]

GTA San Andreas ahh reference 😂😂

[@lisosobantu]

‍

[@bovinearrogance]

Ok but can we all agree that this here is a beautiful ass rock. Like idk it looks so photogenic, so serene. Its so... "ROCK" Its almost uncanny, like id see this exact same rock, same shape and color and everything in a video game

[@GreenerNeedles]

It’s a rock of all time

[@SMCoasters97]

I am a Rockber (rock barber) and confirm this rock has been given a fresh cut 🔥

[@mt_2330]

Dwayne Johnson looking SHARP after that fresh shave!

[@ZeDrMedic]

Keep grooming that rock for another couple hundred years, you'll have a barbers crystal ball in no time!

[@RaRo32]

This is the first time in 5 months i got tingles because of ASMR

[@pgc6290]

That rock and the background both are so nice.

[@judummorrow8641]

You gave that boy a fresh lineup. Hope he'll be coming back. Serious glow up 👌.

[@VincentDaylong]

Bro, that rock has gone through everything imaginable and comes out better every time. I honestly feel bad for the other rocks.