At this point, this rock is more hygienic than an average reddit user
@thomascaldwell256710 ай бұрын
Even at the start it was cleaner.
@dotdotdot-lol0710 ай бұрын
@@thomascaldwell2567 fr 💀
@SiAttic10 ай бұрын
Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true. They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.
@Crazydave33910 ай бұрын
Bruh i use reddit for updates for a Roblox game and i take a shower daily and touch grass 😢
@goodboy931810 ай бұрын
@@Crazydave339 not a reddit user, obviously
@SMCoasters9711 ай бұрын
I’m a licensed massage therockpist. I can confirm the massage was of a high standard and the rock was fully eased
@Mr.Quack_Quack11 ай бұрын
Thank you, my mind can be at ease knowing the rock liked it.
@crownedginger408211 ай бұрын
I'm a certified rocktube rockmenter (Rock KZbin Rock Commenter) and I rocke this (Rock Like)
@idelsagil912910 ай бұрын
Im a Rocklogist!
@lonelyguyofficial83359 ай бұрын
Affirmative.
@NisseVex9 ай бұрын
the rock did what now?
@kelvinsantiago70613 ай бұрын
3:00 using the pokemon energy cards to remove the rocks negative energy was a stroke of genius!.
@mar-nyan7 ай бұрын
I want to be this rock… he seems to be enjoying his life to the fullest. No work, no stress, just vibes . I want this rock’s life
@_aoe5 ай бұрын
Except it has no life because life comes with one condition and that being eternal pain 😢
@dcavaz3 ай бұрын
@@_aoe I don't want to live.
@_aoe3 ай бұрын
@@dcavaz then be a rock
@dcavaz3 ай бұрын
@@_aoe I'm considering it.
@dcavaz3 ай бұрын
@@_aoe I will eventually be a rock, so... If I die sooner I can accelerate that process. 🤓
@StellarCrackhead429 ай бұрын
As a very stressed geology student, this is what brings me peace. 12/10, very gneiss
@MSUBooBoo8 ай бұрын
Solid pun!
@StellarCrackhead428 ай бұрын
@@MSUBooBoo You could say it's 'rock' solid!
@Rum-Runner8 ай бұрын
Igneou- I mean, ingenious pun
@shlorgersen5 ай бұрын
These jokes magm- make me so happy. They’re so geode.
@joshuajones23804 ай бұрын
Regardless, we should never take these videos for granite, rather we should marble in amazement at his abilities!
@nickbloodsworth470511 ай бұрын
Good work, that rock doesn't look a day over 200 years old now
@Doppish11 ай бұрын
more like 3000 years at the very least
@-GordonFreeman10 ай бұрын
It probably billions of years old at most.
@trollg15449 ай бұрын
@@Doppish Ive seen 100 years old rocks that looked older than this one
@1.1.Iraq.1.18 ай бұрын
@@-GordonFreeman America was founded 200 years ago
@x-raygamma8 ай бұрын
The implication of this statement being: “Everything came into existence when America was born”. A true patriot.
@Edgar...11 ай бұрын
I'm getting tingles from a rock being massaged 😂 This man's creativity and passion for ASMR is amazing.
@1Archangel_Lucifer111 ай бұрын
every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.
@PrinceGodOtsutsuki11 ай бұрын
Lmao, that was actually pretty clever
@kissestoyouiskisandyou11 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the ruler
@Ky-xl5dr11 ай бұрын
don’t forget the trees!
@Hbkdozy11 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the books
@willersontntboom11 ай бұрын
Don't forget the "how x ASMR actually look like"
@beate937711 ай бұрын
Thank you for this! So many people just dont know how to take proper care of rocks…but seeing this one so cared for and relaxed makes me happy
@radityapoerwanto701810 ай бұрын
#stoprockabuse #treatyourrockbetter
@user-nb4zy5qn9h2 ай бұрын
His wife must be very jealous of this rock.
@Mr.Quack_Quack11 ай бұрын
The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon. You should put googly eyes on the rock.
@584asmr43 ай бұрын
Yes! We need the googly eyes!
@itsZacAsmr11 ай бұрын
This is actually insanely relaxing!
@007rsn11 ай бұрын
Agree with it
@jax137310 ай бұрын
W dwayne for not getting mad
@iknowyou257011 ай бұрын
Bro really loves that rock 💀
@maplesyrup_123911 ай бұрын
I bet he keeps it hidden inside his cabinet or something
@iknowyou257011 ай бұрын
@@maplesyrup_1239 I thinked about that too 🤣
@murderbeanstv673211 ай бұрын
@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.
@trevorradny777011 ай бұрын
I think so too. That way if people request a rock video, he just takes that one outside with him instead of trying to look for a new one.
@largebalz11 ай бұрын
Let's just say i didn't read that as "rock" the first time...
@irfan1er11 ай бұрын
Imagine seeing your neighbor giving massage to a rock... 🪨💆🏽💀😅
@dotdotdot-lol0710 ай бұрын
I would join him
@polo_lunar17 ай бұрын
More often than You think
@mandieasmr93426 ай бұрын
I’d be like yanno what. Valid
@mabellinagogh6 ай бұрын
tam bunu düşünürken yorumuna denk geldim harika 😇
@eldritchyarnbeing32956 ай бұрын
i was just thinking this, the mental image of walking out onto your porch and seeing your neighbor aggressively massaging a rock with a rolling pin🤣
@RedoOkay7 ай бұрын
Dude I'm obsessed with this rock, I just love the rock. Not even the sounds it makes just the rock itself. I'd give the world to the rock.
@blueclay222227 ай бұрын
Fellow rock worshipper
@RedoOkay7 ай бұрын
@@blueclay22222 indeed
@hollywilliamson208310 ай бұрын
The visuals of the rock being massaged with your hands was sooo relaxing!
@bro10landia798 ай бұрын
I'm so glad dwayne could finally take off some stress
@Sergio-tq2rz11 ай бұрын
How is it possible.... Im finally having tingles back... I was missing that feeling since 3 years ty dude
@zachslater764811 ай бұрын
Bro drowned this rock. Everytime the rock thought it was over Bret just comes outta nowhere and water boards him
@whispersoft11 ай бұрын
Somebody had to do it
@imperialfilms100210 ай бұрын
10 PM: Alight, just one more video and i'll go to sleep 2:30 AM:
@RandomRock1199 ай бұрын
Thanks for the massage dude 🤙
@gato214911 ай бұрын
I don't know who is more relaxed, me or the rock
@derfliegendehollander76369 ай бұрын
this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.
@CodrinNovacescu11 ай бұрын
Never thought I would have tingles from watching a rock being massaged. Damn....
@brallantp.2812Ай бұрын
This rock needs its own instagram and social network
@joellara538411 ай бұрын
Why is it so relaxing to see how they massage a rock?
@deabeasmr11 ай бұрын
I’ve always loved pebbles, rocks, etc since young and this just further supports my i-wished-i-were-a-rock.
@kissestoyouiskisandyou11 ай бұрын
7:37 😂😂
@ZaFah69510 ай бұрын
Lmao😂
@Cthulhu35711 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community
@kektiii137610 ай бұрын
Try ephemeral rift
@Cthulhu35710 ай бұрын
@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.
@iLikeCookies8129 ай бұрын
Real
@Fullmetalnyuu06 ай бұрын
ASMR Power of Sound and Tinglesmith are a couple of my favorites out there
@yegorshevtsov314811 ай бұрын
I've never thought this will be so relaxing. Thank you very much.
@joshallanson69310 ай бұрын
As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos
@Angel_Men10 ай бұрын
Glad to know you got his back when he really hits rock bottom.
@pbeatriz89 ай бұрын
Go get a job
@JihoPark9119 ай бұрын
@@pbeatriz8 lmaooo
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan6 ай бұрын
@@pbeatriz8Ironic.
@cydney..downss6 ай бұрын
@@pbeatriz8someone’s abit mad 😬
@Lesbiwolf9211 ай бұрын
...honey, the guy with the rock is back *neighbours peering through the window*
@jikumo248310 ай бұрын
First time i see Rock ASMR very unique. I feel so much relax.
@eonsinfinity53411 ай бұрын
Truly unique. Thank you for sharing your unique perspective with the internet.
@otisserie.chicken6 ай бұрын
thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤
@pedramtabande111011 ай бұрын
everything about this video is just perfect
@oguretzxpivo11 ай бұрын
This rock's life is better than mine
@lvampyr11 ай бұрын
I'm so happy you actually washed the rock this time
@lmd66256 ай бұрын
Tingles from start to finish with your videos ❤🤗
@user-wg5js3kq5t6 ай бұрын
I‘m still fucking stone this is ㅈㄴ good
@Shanny.143Ай бұрын
응 나도 질투나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@beiko92793 ай бұрын
“Daaad, the man with the rock is on the porch again…”
@CandyLeahASMR8 ай бұрын
Amazing how it stands still
@leahilt452611 ай бұрын
Great video as always😴 maybe an idea for the next video, you could do a deep clean „skin care“ before the massage?🙃
@AwkCrafty6 ай бұрын
I'm glad you could show this rock the respect it deserves
@Arrobadanz11 ай бұрын
Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣
@parkerten53026 ай бұрын
the rock looks like very relaxed and happy.
@Eviebb200011 ай бұрын
Is that water or actual massage oil I can’t bloody work it out and it’s driving me mad 😂 P.S tingles are Insane!! 🙌🏼
@cydney..downss6 ай бұрын
I think it’s just soapy water, if not idk how the bloody hell he can afford using all that oil on a rock 😂
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan6 ай бұрын
@@cydney..downssHe works in medicine I believe, and YT is way more of a stable income source than what you may think.
@cydney..downss6 ай бұрын
@@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan oop okay, didn’t mean to offend anyone..
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan6 ай бұрын
@@cydney..downss Sorry if I came across as rude :P But generally speaking he makes enough money from youtube to cover using actual massage oil.
@breezevzx11 ай бұрын
this gave me so much tingles
@akinkunold22877 ай бұрын
I was really relaxed then started dying when you took out the rolling pin
@jasforchrist11 ай бұрын
this rock gives some of the best asmr fr
@abdelhamidnad161511 ай бұрын
Yeah lol
@butteredbeans19327 ай бұрын
Ain’t never seen a Dwayne Johnson massage before. That’s wild my guy you’ve come a long way🔥
@johnyjoestarlol3 ай бұрын
Your videos about this rock is so good you got a sub!
@TannenpoKaramelado8 ай бұрын
after 5 minutes I fell asleep Thank you sir!
@cXyzkidd5 ай бұрын
3:00 0:01 0:40 8:34 my favorite parts
@okaythen33511 ай бұрын
His wife is jealous of how much more attention he gives to the rock than to her 😂
@pbeatriz89 ай бұрын
💩
@DEFINE__8 ай бұрын
Смотря на его видео, мне кажется, что этот камень живёт лучше чем я...
@spaceheh48678 ай бұрын
Все мы хотим быть этим камнем...
@DarkDestroyer9811 ай бұрын
Talk about a stiff patient!
@yhesielperez64592 ай бұрын
why is this actually satisfying
@achingforlove8 ай бұрын
seeing the Pokémon cards stressed me out
@MSUBooBoo8 ай бұрын
Scraping the rock with the cards should be weird, and I guess it is, but the tingles are sooooo good!
@UebelstGutenZeug5 ай бұрын
Bro went from 🪨 to 🗿 pretty fast
@BUNZALOT5 ай бұрын
Brother, I’d never thought I’d ever say this to another man, but your hands are magical 😂
@vep4818 ай бұрын
Nurse he's out again
@abinothere241311 ай бұрын
Dang, seems like the rock needed it, it looked pretty tense..
@Kamisreal10 ай бұрын
Why is this relaxing
@torakfett33518 ай бұрын
I LOVE that I don’t have to turn the volume up to max to hear. Major Plus! Thank you from those of us with hearing loss!
@The-kid-in-your-basement-IRLАй бұрын
The way the brush part of the scrubber came off
@SM-A525F11 ай бұрын
2 часа ночи а я смотрю как какой то парень масажирует камень
@kaiuer10 ай бұрын
жиза брат, на часах 01:57... чем я занимаюсь...
@Cassian4573 ай бұрын
@@kaiuer1:47 here brother, we be chilling brother
@beegooey647410 ай бұрын
Genuinely really liked the grass ripping sounds
@carnage36710 ай бұрын
Dwayne Johnson is this guy's regular customer.
@Xalo_9 ай бұрын
as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared. (he even peed himself) Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career
@bondforeverwhooooops7 ай бұрын
rock..rapist?
@Xalo_7 ай бұрын
@@bondforeverwhooooops yeah, never heard of that job?
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan6 ай бұрын
10/10 rockrapist. Would rockrape again.
@huberger6 ай бұрын
@@Xalo_ He must be new around here. Don't mind him.
@verbaleyes10 ай бұрын
Nice to see your pet rock getting pampered and all. Wonder if mine grew up like yours 😢
@user-kh5dm3jj3s3 ай бұрын
I don't know why but i got tingles from the rock
@JRP7711 ай бұрын
Porfavor queremos más videos con la roca es un símbolo es una señal de esperanza en el asmr
@wajbafarbazaba24173 ай бұрын
Esa roca ha recibido más atención y cuidado que todos nosotros juntos XD
@jeffjefferson888811 ай бұрын
The rock series is one of the best ive ever seen
@ChrisGravaugur11 ай бұрын
One of these days he’s gonna have a boulder showing up on his door step with a yellow sponge and a blue octopus on top asking for a massage.
@blimp6982 ай бұрын
This rock is the celebrity rock amongst rocks 😂
@panini26778 ай бұрын
The first 1.25 minutes of this video were more unpredictable than every asmr video i ever saw
@user-ob8vq9jq6x9 ай бұрын
Girl Asmr: "Personal attention Asmr" Boy Asmr: "See this cool rock? We're gonna give it a massage.
@gotta_sniff_it_bro3 ай бұрын
Rock before ⛰️ Rock after 🗿
@SangTran-xm2ff6 ай бұрын
feel extremely relaxed 😮😮😮
@fifteenmay50510 ай бұрын
Actually this video makes me stay awake cause I'm curious what will he used to massage a rock and I think that's interesting, but it still relaxing for stress relief.
@glayshur4 ай бұрын
moisturized. in his lane. flourishing
@summerstevenshughes18606 ай бұрын
That really is what the rock needed tho
@blueclay222227 ай бұрын
As a rock, this massage looks very relaxing
@zenkaishah10 ай бұрын
Oddly satisfying. Thanks
@Katezz6610 ай бұрын
Why am I watching this? Why is it relaxing? What am I doing with my life? I have so many questinons..
@MercuryASMR11 ай бұрын
oh my god that rolling pin was AMAZING
@cocenutcbh21524 ай бұрын
just imagine how smooth the rock will be in a time
@puzzlezxx3 ай бұрын
love the white noise of the traffic , trucks
@AndreyNikolsky20043 ай бұрын
Это камень наслаждается лучшей жизнью!💀💀
@messisgoat100Ай бұрын
Very tingly
@user-bq1gh3fy1h12 күн бұрын
That rock has gotten the best experience of its life
@reginaldoarthur-tutubio779111 ай бұрын
Eu amo essa categoria ❤
@robintonmiller51607 ай бұрын
The Pokemon cards 😂
@jessicaromero201411 ай бұрын
i love this vid so good
@margomandella148311 ай бұрын
I love it ❤️
@BOOM.2110 ай бұрын
wow this was a great video thank you for making it