[ASMR] hannibal lecter cooking

[@ala5rdd200]

Normal people : Fish and chips Hannibal lecter : Fred and Chris

[@indranighoshal5232]

*who's Candis?*

[@dalemyst7090]

Candis who?😏

[@alienfrm]

Ifred dese nuts On yo face

[@davianantonov6174]

Candis is family

[@ala5rdd200]

@@davianantonov6174 dom toretto

[@nerkdurgen5574]

He looks like someone who no one would suspect as being a cannibal, but also wouldn't be surprised when they find out

[@call_me_kaylee4755]

True

[@nerkdurgen5574]

@yooem 26 Maybe don't go over for dinner then

[@insertcrudenamehere6341]

He looks like my old English long term sub that guy also liked cooking and I still use his recipes

[@nerkdurgen5574]

@@insertcrudenamehere6341 tell me, what meat does he usually use?

[@owl5339]

@@nerkdurgen5574 the D.

[@delusionalnoodles]

“I dedicate tonight’s dinner to my friend who passed away recently. He poured his heart, soul and blood into this meal.”

[@agape-704]

Ayo

[@예아-m9i]

flesh also

[@hyejia4988]

🤣🤣🤣

[@angryakinaya9029]

Hold up

[@ok.7282]

Literally

[@mr.s845]

"yo man you got some ice cream in your fridge" Lecter: "Nah man only Ben and Jerry"

[@sunhyolic]

this is so underrated lmaoo

[@gr1mmy954]

human ice cream flavor?...oh no...

[@Frunkk]

Funniest shit ever lmfao

[@FranklinVaugn]

I can you sat around and thought that up.

[@jkidd1982]

😂

[@giantristanmadrid8113]

Hannibal “I think I’ll go vegan this time.” *Three vegan people gone missing*

[@alfashark2463]

lmao

[@icekid5011]

Lmao

[@niiko3337]

Much improvement lol

[@JBGARINGAN]

Yep, he went for the certified pasture raised meat rather than factory farmed right there.

[@mansi1955]

😂😂😂

[@tranminhang5904]

“This Big Mac is good” Hannibal:”Yeah,Mac was a good guy”

[@Ebbsy08]

😂😂😂

[@春蠶至死絲方盡]

Namo Amitabha 😝🙏

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Makes me wonder if Dennis would try cannibalism

[@marvelfanboy2744]

Đồng chí

[@007megaoof]

@@Joe_Parmesan Cuz of the IMPLICATIONS

[@constipation4650]

"Everyone was harmed during the making of this video"

[@PurpleBlueHaze]

This made me laugh 😂

[@kryptonavenger2024]

What about the camera man?

[@acek2016]

@@kryptonavenger2024 he’s missing a leg

[@ravioliguy7113]

@@acek2016 that is incorrect the cameraman can regrow his body from nothing

[@zeeshanroshan]

LMAO

[@xeli3046]

I love how the lighting and camera filters can make good food look so sinister and uncanny

[@allforone5955]

That kitchen was designed to look like a morgue.

[@dude7813]

@europa_the_last_battleYeah, it does. The fact most of it is human, doesn’t take away the fact it looks good. Just takes away how appetizing it is, and if I’d eat it.

[@fleabaguette9699]

Thats what always stood out to me, the filter makes the food look so unappetizing, like the meat is rotten!

[@UncannyTLA]

Very Uncanny...

[@Matthew-rt5bi]

You think cooked human looks good?😅

[@justordinaryday8712]

Will Graham : "What's for dinner?" Hannibal : "Evidence."

[@reifan5968]

LOL😂😂😂

[@ioananicolau4201]

Hahahaha

[@Embrinna]

LMAO

[@myteaissugarfree2436]

I love this sentence

[@creepypotato2667]

JustOrdinaryDay nice one

[@Coco_724]

Other cannibals: *attack people and eat their meat raw* Hannibal Lecter: "Professionals have standards."

[@abirmawi2808]

Indeed sir

[@conradee8130]

I see the team fortress 2 reference

[@peenutchris7133]

this man is a great chef

[@Rodan-vm5cj]

Be polite,be efficient,and be ready to kill everyone you meet

[@LegendaryJM]

Professional Cannibal😂

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

Formal people: Let’s eat, everybody! Hannibal Lecter: _Let’s eat every body._

[@technicallypurple1610]

So underrated

[@kuwgel7896]

What about informal people?

[@jerangkong3458]

Hannibal IS formal though, just not in the normal kind of way

[@pun.nacotta]

These scenes are a great representation of how good cinematrography, sound design and editing can affect a scene. Because in context, these are really fancy dishes. But when he's making it, it looks gross and unsettling. The dull colours, the dark atmosphere, the squishy, liquidy sounds of the meat, how the water looks almost gelatinous. It all adds to the unsettling feeling. I have never seen the show but just from these scenes, i can tell how good the production is. Props to the people involved!

[@yourmongoose649]

well if you're ok with gore and blood i would definitely recommend the show, beside the cinematography the writing is also genius every aspect of it is amazing

[@pun.nacotta]

I love myself some good writing so I'll definitely watch it if I have some time. Pretty busy so far this month. Thanks for recommending!

[@edhoover42]

I've only seen season 1 so far, but I would have to add the acting...especially Hannibal!

[@AsaelTheBeast]

And then he pulls out things that straight up look like human liver and human kidneys and it's like. Uhg.

[@tcsproductions4244]

I haven't seen the show either. So I honestly don't know WHEN he's cooking someone.

[@solidsnake9898]

Guest: “What’s this little dish over here?” Hannibal: “Oh that’s just a kid’s meal.”

[@berdfunny3222]

😳

[@solitarysurreal3652]

Dayum...

[@aditarkoe]

OMG

[@Reyvion]

Bruhhh 💀

[@dannysangree6304]

LMAO!

[@vinefrommyhead2874]

Gusto: Everyone can cook! Hannibal: and everyone can be cooked!

[@Billboswcggins]

Vine from my head lmfao

[@jfj876]

😂Dark dark dard blood curdling dark.

[@tibaazher2792]

Yap ,soooooooooooooooooo Dark 🖤

[@최재호-v4k]

Holly shit...

[@범범-n6f]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@thenameisnav]

He's cooking with love and heart ( literally 💀)

[@frankpetes1000]

Imagine saying. "Man that was good" and hes thinking. "Yes that man was good"

[@Deadassbruhfrfr]

Pretty gay you know. Having another man inside you.

[@carlosflores2156]

@@Deadassbruhfrfr being gay sounds kinda gay, doesn't it?

[@abiyyuritchie8353]

@@Deadassbruhfrfr i tough he was talk about the Cannibal Doctor,not the Gay Doctor

[@Deadassbruhfrfr]

@@abiyyuritchie8353 cannibal gay doctor.

[@abiyyuritchie8353]

@@Deadassbruhfrfr bruh XD

[@erwinraymundo3660]

I really miss Hannibal. Even after all these years, it's still my favorite cooking show.

[@wbariq8407]

Hol up

[@monke_penguin]

Yeah dude, it's my fav romcom :(

[@EvonneLindiwe]

I’m concerned 👀👀

[@BaileyL018]

Definitely in my top 5 for gay porn

[@derherrgraf6001]

Wait what...

[@imnotmillie3635]

It's disturbing how gentle and delicate he is being with everything...

[@edwardseo7468]

*with everyone

[@Eleyrica]

I am here from death stranding

[@imnotmillie3635]

@@edwardseo7468 😅

[@miss_panda1929]

Not when he's killing the fish lol

[@Vellerdium]

Humans are just animals too

[@aenigmatrices]

I know it's supposed to be horror movie lighting, but I seriously cannot imagine myself cooking with light that dim.

[@kamilecapskaite1889]

Srsl, that's a gateway to sore eyes after having to squint the entire day.

[@marlinojeengah84]

Teacher: You shouldn't eat in class. Hannibal: I will eat the class

[@suzymarzan1344]

😂😂💯

[@dr.oktavius5669]

A good one

[@AlxzAlec]

Darl Chiggie Hannibal the cannibal

[@ded836]

4:00

[@tchonnie]

Before i watched this there were an ad for Edeka wich is a german food store 😂

[@leonardopolato2634]

Hannibal is the type of man that could lietarally turn Gordon Ramsey into an idiot sandwich

[@alexanderokak5112]

this ones good

[@kazu9343]

Noice.

[@dumworm6310]

gordon: IM RAWWWWWW

[@clintonsfamilyscenery777]

He could show him some actual lamb sauce.

[@Wolfboy_109]

@@dumworm6310 I AM WEAKK 😂😂😂

[@Songoluffy]

This is the man who takes roasting people to a whole 'nother level.

[@CBRN-115]

And literally

[@suky733]

Oh yeah you can tell

[@Coal_XVII]

Coming from my mind aaaaah we' golden wind tanananada danana..na....na... uhm

[@dajorge6579]

@@Coal_XVII Torture dance???

[@chaitanyapendam974]

😂😂

[@AlooLeloo-ru6ym]

I love it how everything is done to its perfection, Mads really made me believe that i was watching an actual psychopath, cooking people... Hannibal was really one of the most spectacular characters to ever exist.

[@alexlazzerly3677]

Whoever's idea it was to have Hannibal's cooking of human parts look visually beautiful instead of grotesque is a genius.

[@ThatGuyMata]

@@suzannafeeney5762 Literally nobody asked lol

[@NaViAgain-ts9lj]

@@ThatGuyMata oh piss off...

[@tumanforlife5977]

Wait, i forgot how to pronounce grosteque

[@TheDittoMan]

@@tumanforlife5977 "grow-tesk"

[@tumanforlife5977]

@@TheDittoMan ah yes, i need this thank you!

[@Gnarlypickless]

"what do you find physically attractive on a person?" "The meat, of course."

[@vanessalouisemanabat4453]

What meat 👀

[@pecunia]

The Sausage!

[@gabrielale17]

@@pecunia wtf, hahah

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

Well this one's answers are cursed

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

@Thanos's Dick What does that have to do with the meat?

[@Loltroll8]

When she says eat me but you take it too literal

[@oof-rr5nf]

ahahahahahahahaahaaa

[@noimesiddayao4944]

😂🤣

[@o.s.mcorporation3622]

. .

[@grzegorz7786]

ASMR 😍

[@echofromafar]

xDDD

[@Rekaert]

The genius of that series is that it's presented to you as human flesh in many cases, but the presentation is so immaculate, you find yourself salivating at human flesh, and you have to continually remind yourself that it isn't. Then you get to the point where you really don't mind if it's human or not. It just looks delicious.

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

Might be a "you" thing dawg. I just saw human meat and was grossed out by it. Even the fish I came to saw as "human-adjacent," like if you touch other food after working with raw meat it becomes contaminated. I guess my brain works correctly and there's something wrong with yours.... and everyone else's 😂

[@Rekaert]

@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n Perhaps! At the end of the day, it's all just meat. 😈

[@Golan_Vivaldi]

@@Rekaert Enjoy your prion disease, man.

[@naughtymelon6712]

Too right. The Omelette he cooks at 3:50 looked so tasty, I genuinely had to remind myself "Oh right! He put a human liver in there..."

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

​@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n I'm in your walls. I'm gonna gobble your liver.

[@ablysmal]

"Art should comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable"

[@smaug9833]

Best comment

[@sanem4208]

Geez that’s fockin dEeP mate

[@ablysmal]

@@sanem4208 bro u guys tryna take some dabs?

[@sanem4208]

@@ablysmal hdf

[@Stroeem]

@@ablysmal hahahah what a response bro

[@vincentkonkel9627]

He's having an old friend for dinner.

[@probablynotleo4340]

underrated and dark af

[@onehitwonder1697]

Cheers mate

[@SAJ.GAMING]

good one......everyone like to have friends at their place (i mean on chairs ,not freezer??

[@LordYuriX]

literally 😂

[@therealunslimshady471]

Vincent Konkel that can be interpreted in more ways then one

[@Lemon-jv7br]

Cooking in a white shirt is some legendary level of confidence

[@racsosov]

It most surely is😂🤙🏽

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

I'm sure a Wendigo knows what it's doing when he's in his own kitchen, lmao.

[@Uggggu]

I don't get it, he pulls up his sleeves and isn't that enough

[@quartxio]

@@Uggggu there's a chance he might stain the white shirt with whatever he's cooking and stains really stand out on white shirts

[@noone-zy9gt]

Salt bae

[@AA-qb7ni]

This show is a true masterpiece. I always loved how both beautiful yet also gruesome these cooking scenes were.

[@hruaiteasathing7277]

"If Animals could talk,everyone would be vegan" Hannibal : "Humans can talk but that doesn't stop me"

[@yehidkwhatimdoinghere4948]

"Wow. I can't find a flaw in his logic" - Malcom in the middle

[@salamilid3737]

Chad move

[@BananaRama1312]

If animals could Talk they wouldnt be animals

[@LTPottenger]

No animals were harmed in the making of this meal

[@kaikibestgrill4986]

@@LTPottenger technically human is an animal specie

[@hardchuck1900]

Guest: My apologies, I’m on a diet, this is lean meat correct?” Hannibal: “Yes, Dan was a very fit man”

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

Guest: ah good *continues eating*

[@mvttblvc]

😂😂😂

[@lagallapunkcyberbutch2067]

🤭

[@hardchuck1900]

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 haha both of our comments would make for a perfect scene in a super satirical, morbid kind of show

[@hardchuck1900]

@@mvttblvc 😭 morbid but funny

[@lordfarquuad207]

"Daaaamn, where can I find a man like this?" *"In prison."*

[@god4.308]

From making a perfect sandwich to making a sandwich with nothing

[@NearoLC]

Spoiler alert: Well in the end of the series he fell of a cliff but alright😂

[@franz3810]

basically me

[@salwshussein5387]

>___< ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬hihihihihihihihihi

[@kagome2540]

Oh my Lol 😂

[@jackgreedy9964]

Such a great guy, he is a gentleman and knows how to cook, I hope he’s not evil or anything

[@userxyv33-v7i]

NO. He isn't bad ... if you will taste good. 🥩🥩🥩 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@usg_ishimura7779]

He would actually be a really good chef if it wasn’t for the whole you know *_Cannibal thing_*

[@D4N1L0_]

Made me giggle

[@adeodry7566]

1:52 anybody know what is this thing was?

[@winterwoman4937]

@@adeodry7566 sea urchin

[@RequiemJr]

He's a better cook because of it.

[@kevinr438]

Ade Odry looked like shit

[@hrushikeshgouda4965]

Hannibal at Master Chef Australia, *"Can I please have someone from the Judges to be my volunteer?"*

[@squidman7389]

he is the cannibal version of gordon ramsay

[@David-hr9gm]

Imagine him being the judge for others like "yeah, it was okay but it was no human flesh so..."

[@jj_is_ponytaku]

But, Hannibal isn't Australian....

[@42ducks9]

This is genius. The presentation and aesthetic of the cooking was done very proffesionaly but they did it in very low saturation, which is common in horror, giving a constant reminder that these are human meat

[@sophiecooper1824]

The cinematography in Hannibal is absolutely stunning, not just the cooking part , all of it

[@mintty2572]

@@sophiecooper1824 truer

[@ooorigami4166]

the sound design is amazing

[@DanBruhMoment]

It was done so well that I kinda forgot it was human meat.

[@erikthegamer8727]

That was human meat????

[@gnrlyj]

You can't question the freshness of the ingredients you know it's always fresh.

[@lucdionne6583]

I love how Hannibal wasn't portrayed as a stereotypical Hollywood cannibal that randomly eats raw meat straight from people's bodies, he's actually talented and cunning.

[@Eghyaggihn]

And all episodes named after dishes so its even more classy

[@firstnamelastnamethirdname]

Hey meat isn't just kill an animal and eat it. It's an art where one must carefully prepare it.

[@UnordinaryCarl]

@@firstnamelastnamethirdname Adolfo u liek big ghey you prerpare hrt as art yes

[@capitanjingoist5123]

Reminds me of the ultr luxe from fallout new Vegas

[@dhanurgera7231]

666 liked

[@blumpfreyfranks8863]

2:07 apparently the director expected Mads to miss the egg, so he had multiple Japanese chefs as hand doubles. What he didn't expect was for Mads to flawlessly break the egg on his first try, and then again on his second take.

[@icutmylip8210]

Took him a lot of takes to land that potato though, should've prepared doubles for that😂

[@sophiecooper1824]

@@icutmylip8210 he actually got the potatoe every time but it went right through the knife

[@hartejassekhon8907]

yeah... turns out mads was a professional juggler at some point

[@arunjoy7036]

Holyshit, you telling me that egg shot was a single shot !!

[@sophiecooper1824]

@@arunjoy7036 yes

[@SoldierD-]

The victims be watching from heaven like “damn i had some juicy thighs”

[@EdgeOfLight]

😂😂😂😂 I'm weaaak

[@blankblank5409]

🤤

[@MariaSoares-cw6fc]

God, can i laugh at this? will you allow me without going to hell?

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

@@MariaSoares-cw6fc sure, why the hell not my guy

[@christiangonzales9851]

Deym hahaha

[@dominicarenas929]

1:20 English teacher POV (you didnt put a comma when you wrote "we have gathered here to eat my friends!")

[@joebarksdale6437]

“I do wish we could chat longer, but... I’m having an old friend for dinner...”

[@dami3589]

Joe Barksdale Is it weird that I miss Hannibal’s and Clarice’s chats?

[@dabtican4953]

@@dami3589 No.

[@MIKHAILGEAR]

Damn lmao

[@annabourbon]

LOL

[@Sunnyislive25498]

🤣🤣🤣

[@velvetp5754]

The lighting makes his kitchen feel like an autopsy room. Cold, sterile, & pristine.

[@renatoosorios.6226]

Esa es la ideal

[@bigfatseal4430]

yes, but its not just lighting, they did a lot of color correction to ensure its visually pleasing and disgusting at the same time.

[@jasondeblou6226]

no it doesnt lmao

[@jin_cotl]

@@bigfatseal4430 I hate it

[@bigfatseal4430]

@@jin_cotl That means the artists did a good job, I hate it too.

[@huxley8671]

Parent guests: "Let's eat, kids!" Hannibal: "Yeah, let's eat kids!"

[@DaddyFett2]

Lol

[@jocosesonata]

*_Reasons Why Punctuation Matters [Vol 18]:_*

[@Centaur1991]

Hannibal didnt eat kids, sick people and old people. Kids reminded him to his sister,while old and sick didnt taste good. So....

[@pedrourbano501]

I think Hannibal is too much of a gentleman to eat a kid.

[@erwinesto3408]

He actually likes kids, remember he easily befriended that Japanese boy at the end of the movie Hannibal, they even shared a meal.

[@MONCC-p4e]

2:00　ここのウニを乗せたあと、箸でちょっと撫でるのが好き

[@DCannonLive]

Hannibal: “If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer”

[@Terri.-.]

Nice one

[@Koroshimasu]

Maybe to me “you should roast them longer”

[@leooo770]

Oof

[@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess]

"After I get some anti-bioticS"

[@alligatoruno6975]

W

[@--dopinn1143]

teacher: no food in the class guys from the back of the class:

[@RyderL2002]

Unlucky Few you’re so funny🙄

[@--dopinn1143]

@@RyderL2002 my papa's told me the same

[@brothinkhecarti69]

@WWE Teemo it would be amazingly sick have a friend like you

[@brothinkhecarti69]

@WWE Teemo lol

[@ElNanoPrincipeDasAsturias]

Well,if the guys from the back of the class were cooking THAT way...well,I guess there's supposed to don't exist a teacher anymore

[@Qichiquiche]

When I die please donate my body to Hannibal so that for once in my existence my body will be treated right.

[@kayjay3136]

Deep

[@tromberries]

Fried

[@M3ta1]

With dignity!

[@marlinojeengah84]

Or baked

[@tromberries]

@@marlinojeengah84 can't argue with that my friend

[@orko_8]

There is the famous face mask of Hannibal at 2:40. Nice symbolism.

[@srijanchakraborty203]

I don't care how disgusting the concept is. This guy really respects his ingredients.

[@Orchidlettux]

Srijan Chakraborty Even the f i s h e s

[@architech02]

To be fair he only eats rude people

[@zkrama1639]

Masterchef level right there

[@andyn510]

@@architech02 a few exceptions.

[@cardordrgz2820]

"Professionals have standards" headass

[@solidsnake9898]

Guest: “Wow, this meat is so delicate!” Hannibal: “She was a delicate girl.”

[@solidsnake9898]

@christian almaraz A man of culture I see

[@idontwantanysubscribers1157]

I read it as duke nukem

[@sadmrghost7197]

Te joke was funny and dark

[@Nemesis_HEX]

Hi is girlfriend

[@digital107-_-]

You're talking about the cow right? Right?

[@mogulboy6472]

Besides the literal human he’s eating, he’s actually a great cook

[@microwavedmetal]

Wait he is eating a human

[@natas5544]

@@microwavedmetal did you come here without knowing that he is cannibal?

[@firehawk3651]

@@natas5544 bro you guys are serious?...you mean it's human meat?

[@Dannymart_88445]

@@firehawk3651 yes

[@natas5544]

@@firehawk3651 he make it look delicious right 😂😂

[@lupuscinus]

2:40 is that Hannibal's prison mask?

[@georgebaynard4096]

Nice catch, I never noticed that

[@ThatOneAnimal]

Teacher: No eating in class! The kids in the back of the classroom:

[@icecream1454]

Wait wot?

[@ozanyabuki5563]

Ice Cream They are eating the weird kid

[@ifelohslefthand1423]

Why does everybody say this comment soo old

[@atae.9291]

What a stupid fucking joke

[@annabourbon]

LOL I just imagined my classmates cooking Hannibal style in the back of the class, let me tell you, it's hilarious.

[@khanhlam882]

Gordon Ramsay: This person is so undercooked you might as well invite him to dinner with us

[@Native_Beats_]

These breasts are so dry, I can hear the old bag nagging in my ears already

[@Karma-gl5hc]

😂🤣

[@GroovySquiddo]

I can’t breathe I haven’t had a good laugh like this in a bit 😂

[@willafowler5530]

DKSJFIDSKSLZ

[@samuraijackoff5354]

That’s a good one.

[@sherrimooncat8368]

*He loves serving people, doesn't he?*

[@akira9195]

Damn.

[@4rifr0mthe3nd]

Well, I mean... He's a cannibal

[@AlxzAlec]

GermanEnderGirl what does that have to do With this comment

[@lilrice7865]

Nice way of using words mate

[@solosogreedy]

My boy with the double entendres I see you 😉

[@TraitofSiNN727]

"..if the food runs out, we still have each other.." - Hannibal Lector.

[@fatalanimations1]

Gordon Ramsay: This tastes so bitter Hannibal: He was a bitter man

[@LaNguyenBTong]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Bilal019]

You an IDIOT SANDWICH

[@EthnHDmlle]

Kitchen nightmares

[@abirmawi2808]

Wtf 😂 👏👏

[@BigTroubleD]

DEAD

[@tomatoboi5735]

She: What's for dinner? Hannibal: Your heart She: Oh, you're so sweet Hannibal: I'm not making jokes here

[@parzzavel2400]

Haahahahaaa Wait..... Ooooooo fuuucckk.

[@WorkWork8187]

I just heard this in his voice

[@Kypa...]

- Beg your's arm and heart - MY GOD, SURE, I AGREE! **After**: - Mmm, her fingernail better each toothpick))

[@imatarbell7479]

Her*

[@seth.daniel5314]

If someone said my heart was for dinner I wouldnt say they're sweet. soo....dumb.

[@alexgeorge9617]

"No animals were harmed during the making of this video"

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

But Humans were....just putting that out there

[@steve810]

Humans are animals. So what you just said is ignorant.

[@peterjiang9828]

1:51 explain what that is

[@KenKaneki.]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexgeorge9617]

@@peterjiang9828 human tongue

[@rollingcoasters2311]

Normal people: Breaking Bad Hannibal: Baking Brad

[@thomasmoriarty04]

Gordon Ramsay in Masterchef: Where's the rest of the cooks? Hannibal: (Stands Quietly, Sweating) Don't know.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

The only time Count Dr Hannibal Lecter VIII has sweat in his entire life is in his own private sauna, you fool

[@thejordyoshi]

Nobody can withstand the instinctual act of nervous sweating when Gordon Ramsay is in the room. Even cannibals can recognise the threat of an apex predator.

[@phamvietlong5409]

@@thejordyoshi Not Hannibal though. Gotta remember that he's a sociopath, normal emotions like fear or guilt don't apply to him. He'd be calm, cold and calculative 100% of the time, I imagine. Besides, Hannibal kills and cooks whoever pisses him off. It's Ramsay who should be worrying about himself.

[@PuteraNadim]

He will cook Gordon if Gordon starts complaining

[@thejordyoshi]

Việt Long Ahh but you see, Doctor Lecter still values his continued existence, something that is constantly under threat when a powerful deity such as Chef Ramsay is present.

[@AustinJASMR]

Ok, all jokes aside, can we talk about how Hannibal is a genuinely good cook. Like, without the human flesh, dude could easily pass MasterChef.

[@ohdeararat7947]

He'd pass either way, the others just disappear.

[@AustinJASMR]

@@ohdeararat7947 Fair point

[@arottingcorpset90]

I think Hannibal is to patient and takes his time

[@ifmjams1316]

He went to culinary school. Not forcefully willingly. He mentioned he was interested in it and had a passion. Im not saying culinary school will make you exceptional cook but if you love what you are learning and have a nact you will persevere hence with style. Hannibal.

[@kashanahmed5890]

What ? That's human flesh???the FUCK

[@kaweing7336]

Vegan : "Is the food Vegan?" Hannibal : "It can be one"

[@medicinelearning8087]

Underrated comment

[@vince815]

Underrated comment

[@unknownymous1692]

Underrated comment

[@cecegarbin549]

vegans are supposed to taste better, or so i’ve heard

[@vince815]

@@cecegarbin549 they don't

[@Pudding404]

"If not supposed to be eaten why made of food?" -Hannibal Lecter

[@kipepeo8626]

Most people encountering new food: “What is this?” Gets food from Hannibal: “Who is this?”

[@antithesis4715]

cant believe i laughed at this

[@johnonyngamoza4129]

Well... Um. That's Jeff. He lives down the street... Is he good? Ok. Lol. Hahah

[@mikeratomn3475]

@@johnonyngamoza4129 I wonder what Kevin taste like He lives 5 blocks away

[@김해린6]

Kek kenal rasanya

[@김해린6]

Kek kenal rasanya

[@gianlozano102]

Random Twitch Girl: “roast me” Hannibal: say no more

[@dangquang524]

No more

[@ShrekGKSPrivacy]

And the twitch girl was never seen again

[@avixka7751]

@@ShrekGKSPrivacy and the girl is no more

[@clintonsfamilyscenery777]

Did he added the lamb sauce?

[@thanhtrungnguyen5581]

@@clintonsfamilyscenery777 human sauce

[@sahilbasera834]

Normal people : Mac and Cheese Hannibal : Matt and Denise.

[@nicholieregino7697]

🤣🤣🤣

[@creedbratton4409]

Lmaoo

[@tonydelaroca5131]

Hahahahahahhahaha

[@yxvngmitch]

XD

[@markbaltazar6916]

I just wanna let you know, I fucking snorted while I laughed

[@joyibear]

this comment section is cracking me up even after 3 years 😭

[@avi3107]

Same😭i am so happy the fandom is still alive❤

[@ChiTownXpress]

Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, some good fucking food!"

[@pavle4328]

Game of Thrones 😂😂😂😂

[@aajgm2916]

It's raw

[@luwopp607]

PAN-MAN I want to like it but it’s 669 I can’t ruin it

[@ceridwenmae5206]

HAHHAHA

[@DisDatK9]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HUMAN SAUCE?!

[@juancpb22]

This scene lets you know that there's something wrong without telling you anything, it let's you know just by the sounds and the way it focus on the meat.

[@zoinksitsanarchy]

It's literally amazing. I came across this vid by accident and I don't know what show/movie it came from. Just from the first few seconds I felt so uncomfortable

[@jangkarsuci8885]

@@zoinksitsanarchy yeah, my mind saying it just cooking, that's not real human meat, but still chill down my spine

[@Solar_Corpus]

It’s also the filter

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

I didn’t know my organs were that squishy. But seriously, the noises are nasty as hell

[@grandfathernurgle283]

Yeah. But to be honest. Hannibal Lector is probably a better cook then Gordon Ramsay. In fact I think Gordon Ramsay was the meat in this video

[@jotahoe5017]

*Gordon Ramsay left the chat*

[@emmadreyfus5206]

Sushi cat *Cursing and yelling in the distance*

[@reallyMika]

"Finally some good fucking food" 😂

[@NghiaNguyen-bb7yq]

I would die to be a part of Hannibal's dinner party! ;)

[@reallyMika]

@@NghiaNguyen-bb7yq omg you didn't 😂

[@ashhole7240]

Lol

[@RabidWildCreature]

"hey hannibal what are you cooking there?" "your mom" "haha very funny but seriously what are you cooking?" "your mom"

[@Chaos_Toille]

"Wait what" "Your mum"

[@parasitofatigadoxd9199]

"😦" "Your mom"

[@masterklaw4527]

"Welcome to Hannibal Lecter's Funeral Home and Cannibal Resturaunt where Yesterday's loss is Tomorrow's Sauce."

[@astamasnow]

This deserves a pin

[@theant2266]

"Yesterday's loss is Tomorrow's sauce" I'm gonna be using that thank you very much.

[@h0pelessNawkward]

Highly underrated comment!

[@jichaeljacksoniv310]

😂 😂 😂

[@kgb4150]

@@theant2266 🤨📷

[@MrsLPAmy]

I love how seriously calm he is about everything. Especially when he puts it in the fridge like *tap tap* that's good *nod*

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

I kinda laughed a bit watching that.

[@MrsLPAmy]

@@Alisibeth_Talia212 me too😂

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

It do be like that

[@doctrow37]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mads Mikkleson really cracked that egg on the knife the first try

[@noctuanigrum]

Wait... Seriously ?

[@cherubimbap7618]

@@noctuanigrum yesss i read about it recently

[@avocado3-in-182]

It’s funny that the director underestimated Mads’ juggling skills.

[@kendalldalton3111]

Holy crap no way

[@rvanhees89]

When did that happen

[@roel.vinckens]

Me: I would kill to be invited at your table ! Hannibal: Actually...

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

There's something about the photography in this series, the color pallete and such that gives off a very clean modern but sterile dark grey feel to it, as if we're seeing the world through this lifeless almost machine-like eyes. Kinda reminds me of the vibe in American Psycho but an updated version of that

[@ZombryaTheDark]

Well said. I thought the same thing.

[@joonasrautio9909]

True

[@alix3314]

I mean, the show is renowned for its cinematography it's meant to reflect on the characters

[@Dsl2034]

Idk why, but most time I see the world by this way, even remember of things with feeling. The only things that doesn't make me see things like this all time, is things like, change luminosity (mostly by sun rays coming from somewhere and anti climatic or abrupt noises. I always have a feeling of being interrupted when I start seeing things getting brighter and colorful.

[@vinitgaikwad]

The Machinist had the same color theme

[@nickimonroe7890]

See he took “you lookin like a snack” to a whole new level.

[@humairak743]

at this point he probably thought “u lookin like a full course meal”

[@hypocrite6sic626]

@Alvin J human animals

[@nickimonroe7890]

Humaira Khalid omg he really means look at all that cake

[@utoresa5193]

I know plenty of bitches that deserve this kind of treatment

[@timothyphan9346]

I'll never understand why the Food Network never picked up this show after NBC cancelled it.

[@Johndoe-jd]

I don't know all of the ingredients can be found in a supermarket.

[@ummmouhamad10]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nollins]

But they can be found on the black market

[@shrutigupta4955]

@@Nollins maybe joggers park too

[@BlackPineNJ]

john doe yes they can

[@raizer1946]

Is it just me or the montage of Hannibal Lecter made me feel IMPROVE my cooking skills? Like cannibalism aside, he is MASTER CLASS at cooking!

[@lilyng6673]

the biggest horror in this clip is him doing all that while wearing a white shirt

[@DangerLevel10]

Just like actual chefs.

[@dandydasyt4766]

@@DangerLevel10 chefs wear aprons and specific attires. White as they may, they are far easier to wash and maintain than,say, silk or high end tailored shirts and suits. No one would mind if you got greese on your aprons, but it's plain mad putting stains on shirts that costs no less than four digits.

[@J0NW31R]

But Hannibal is probably smooth enough for that to not be a problem.

[@dandydasyt4766]

@@J0NW31R I mean if he wants to live on the edge and risk soiling his shirt with gore and fish guts that's his choice, really. Goes to show that Hannibal truly is an unparalleled psychopath with an equal amount of fearlessness.

[@6idle4ever49]

Ikrr

[@labydor181]

Imagine having him as a partner, You: What would you like to eat? Hannibal: I dont know, how about you?

[@an18yearoldmongolianguy]

Can’t tell if flirting or implied cannibalism

[@myreactiontothatinformatio6344]

@@an18yearoldmongolianguy lol

[@miguelle4756]

@@an18yearoldmongolianguy Both. *_*eats you raw*_*

[@Ashgrey0]

Things are gonna get real nasty when she tells him to eat her out

[@Burnaway2048]

@@Ashgrey0 underrated comment of an underrated comment lol

[@agandner]

Crying mother : my son was such a delicate and sweet boy Hannibal : Indeed he was

[@ShrekGKSPrivacy]

Ok that is depressing

[@derigel9783]

@@ShrekGKSPrivacy But in this context its fucking funny.

[@ShrekGKSPrivacy]

@@derigel9783 oh well. But think about how depressing it is for the mother. Her son was just a child but his mother lost her son to a cannibal. Isn’t it so depressing?

[@derigel9783]

@@ShrekGKSPrivacy Its a joke dammit! That poor made up mother an her child.

[@00willywanker]

@@ShrekGKSPrivacy cant u take a fucking joke sir

[@IamKOUHATE]

凄く丁寧で上品な筈なのに狂気に満ち溢れていてカオスである。 マッツ・ミケルセンの演技が凄い

[@alex_6911]

Lecter: Cooking Ramsey: Nervously smoking in the corner

[@alwaysoutoftime698]

Aleksandër Gjini Is he smoking some asparagus ?

[@alex_6911]

@@alwaysoutoftime698 Maybe...😉

[@gustavosousa8966]

"Finally some good fucking food"

[@Tr0006]

Rrenato mekolli shpallet i humbur

[@alex_6911]

@@Tr0006 Hahahaga, e bukur!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@321findus]

Hannibal and his friend eating a comedian: Hey, does this taste funny to you?

[@luisrochin9457]

Underrated

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Clown...you should have said clown... that's the real joke

[@massivetalent808]

Hannibal eating hannibal buress 😮

[@fourearwolf3315]

@@moodyowlproductions4287 I think it’s funny either way. Everyone has a different taste in humor.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@fourearwolf3315 mmmmh...humor....(drooling)

[@Rekken200]

It's somehow both disgusting AND visually pleasing...

[@zaixoxoo]

what are you doing here

[@azula9830]

what are you doing here (2) 🤨

[@femiosusa510]

cause its actually real food lol

[@agoraphobicpotato1063]

:0

[@condescendingonlineman2136]

About time you found yourself on this video, ay?

[@notbadsanta]

This still manages to look incredibly appetizing even after knowing the context.

[@thebasketballhistorian3291]

This must be how vegetarians feel watching us meat eaters prepare a meal.

[@민지김-z4k]

Yes lmao sometimes it's hella disturbing

[@choeyoonsun1]

If I ever become a vegetarian, it is because of Hannibal.

[@Salma.Salma.Salma.]

No, I’m vegan and I don’t care about what other people do or eat. I feel like ethics is something personal and not to be imposed

@@Salma.Salma.Salma. unfortunately it seems you're the minority, since every vegan I've ever met has said that I'm indulging in murder just by eating meat. It's quite a fallacious argument, and many of them say they support life even though animals themselves kill each other violently, but oh well..

[@JaydeRyan]

@ go vegan ♡

[@spetsnatzlegion3366]

This guy takes his cooking seriously, too bad most people don’t appreciate the menu choice

[@juanhorselmao9846]

I wonder why

[@guillaumem9953]

@@juanhorselmao9846 So do I..

[@theultraatomicgamer]

The human ears he cooks are delicious, You guys should try it.

[@derigel9783]

Note: Human meat is compareable to calf.

[@channary2550]

@@derigel9783 I heard it also tastes like pork

[@solidsnake9898]

Woman: “Omg that looks delicious! You must have really put your heart into it!” Hannibal: “Yes, but not my heart”

[@vysysys]

Underrated

[@aarunimasharma9992]

888 is now ruined by me

[@sike4705]

I am the 999th like

[@millaz26]

Smartarse😂😂😂😂

[@richtofenoldgen1459]

A Hind D?!

[@MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming]

they let him cook and he cooked half the cast

[@NotoriousMach]

Vegans: STOP COOKING ANIMALS! Hannibal: ok. Im cooking you instead.

[@umbrellacorp3889]

lmao

[@sophiecooper3624]

Save Animals Eat the rude

[@goodjobmate3774]

:)

[@pashauzan]

Well, ya not wrong...

[@RedneckSith]

Vegans are so stringy though...

[@L_Lawliet1907]

Hannibal Lecter to Gordon Ramsay: Who’s the idiot sandwich now?

[@CBRN-115]

This gave me a good laugh XD

[@jezreellucas8055]

He turned the idiot to a literal sandwich. 😂😭

[@nothingsjim]

The guy in the sandwich, ofc

[@arizonaranger8939]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

[@huntrr3305]

Underrated comment 😂👌

[@sadcanadian9962]

Gordon Ramsay: best chef in the world Hannibal: hold my kidneys

[@ioananicolau4201]

Hahahaha

[@Embrinna]

Or is it Hannibal that would hold Gordon's kidney?

[@HundredWingZ]

Hannibal: "Gordon Ramsay eat your heart out! Or just let me, up to you."

[@mztweety1374]

Dammit!

[@burke8352]

There is a fanfiction story of them two meeting and making me feel like Hannibal would kill him

[@LillyLovesLiving]

I never know what it is about his cooking scènes but they're just addicting to watch everything is so perfectly done

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

Can we PLEASE appreciate how good Mads is at acting?? His performance gives me the creeps and he’s actually really funny

[@sophiecooper3624]

Brilliant actor ❤

[@DJBSharpMusic]

The strange part about acting like the devil himself is: You don't have to do much. You just have to know when to hit the right beats, and how hard. Most of all, you must have composure, and he has always shown us that in his acting roles.

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

@@DJBSharpMusic a nice way of putting it, sir/m’am/captain

[@DJBSharpMusic]

@@moistwrmonastring1017 I'll take sir or captain. 😆

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

@@DJBSharpMusic sir yes sir!