ASMR Loop: Therapeutic Touch - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour

Happy Wednesday, Folks! [Also- $GME 🚀💎🙌😅😜❤️]
Really enjoyed this clip of Dr. Kern and her explanation of Therapeutic Touch. It is similar to a few other vids on the channel. Definitely could listen to her talk for hours. Most of us would pay good money to be in Dara's shoes! Did minimal editing for ASMR. Hope you enjoy!
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[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

I swear to god I sat here for about 25 minutes before I realized I was watching a loop 🤦‍♀️😵‍💫 literally watch this channel all the time and somehow just did not realize this was looping every few minutes 😂

[@ASMRLoopz]

lol thanks for watching and giving me a laugh! 😂😁

[@Mark-pp7jy]

That's because there was no mention of "Triangles".

[@akidajasper6545]

The loops are way to clean lol 😂

[@deivittt]

​@@ASMRLoopzthis happens a lot video your videos 😂

[@scruffblackie]

She hasn't checked to see if her legs are the same length yet.

[@mitchfromtheinternet297]

Too busy balancing the spiritual centres to worry about that shit! 👌

[@benjaminhuebner9355]

She forgot to tell her to hydrate when she gets home when she finished

[@pauljackson1975]

you stfu thats too funny!

[@shandonlasley975]

And she didn’t tell her to have a wonderful response. Terrible bedside manner 😒

[@TheRadiantSoap]

she doesn't need to check it because she knows she's fixing them 😎. She might even fuck around at let a customer take their shoes off

[@sierrasam316]

Did she do some healing with her immune system? Did she do some healing with her lymphatic system? Did she do some healing with her spine, neck , mid-back, low-back, and pelvis...

[@hj-mr5gg]

Yes

[@jamesmilner7042]

Im-yoooon system.

[@gregmccaw6414]

😂 howling

[@catherinebisset8870]

🤣

[@waynewhangarei]

Lol🤣

[@deathmetalpotato]

Diana Devitt-Dawson saw this girl’s posture and flipped her chair over in disgust

[@Eimerej]

hahaha...while she was sitting in it.

[@jonathanvincent6042]

🤣

[@SpencerLevey]

But only ever so slightly!

[@first264]

Guidelines, lovely little guidelines

[@ABarbato3]

I love being part of this asmr family. 😂😂😂

[@saintdenis11]

How can she heal without the help of a clipboard to write down all the healing?

[@aliasmr4714]

😂😂

[@ogrehaslayers605]

I just hope her patients drink water for a day or two

[@lukkaem]

Nor did she say she was going to be quiet and get some infamation. Absolutely bogus.

[@aprilhaney4969]

😂😂😂

[@boilingfrog783]

She was still able to balance the spiritual centres, however 👍

[@taylored_vox1111]

This episode on house hunters: “I’m a massage therapist who doesn’t like to touch people. My budget is two million.”

[@Meghan92Foo]

Damn it 🤣🤣

[@nathanielschwartz425]

Real Estate Agent: “Okay, it’s gonna be pretty hard to find what you’re looking for with that budget, but we’ll look at a few houses and you’ll probably have to sacrifice a few things on your wishlist in order to buy a home in your price range.“

[@aprilhaney4969]

😂😂😂😂

[@kirbyhurst]

This is the greatest comment I’ve ever read

[@AnthonyJones-gf6yv]

This is rich

[@tjingrassia2997]

I understand all the references in the comments to other ASMR videos and it makes me feel like I'm part of a special club. A club with Sandwich Breath.

[@ASMRLoopz]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!

[@spreadbeartroops3917]

A club with 'triangle shaped sandwiches'

[@kristenrego479]

Pls tell me abt the triangles I can never find it 😭🤚

[@Bulletproof222]

@@kristenrego479 Here friend. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f37cZmSFedd5isU

[@ASMRLoopz]

@@kristenrego479 around the 2:17 mark. :)

[@johnm1720]

Went to this lady a few years ago but she was only level 32 at the time and couldn't pass through my level 47 energy field.

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

You used up all your double xp chakra tokens, didn't you?

[@TheRadiantSoap]

Maybe her failure with you is what inspired her to become as powerful as she is now

[@cjohnson2916]

It doesn’t help that it looks like she’s still wearing low level gear, most healers have an offhand healing crystal by the 30s.

[@johnm1720]

@@cjohnson2916 she did say she was being powerleveled by the college, probably skipped some gear quests. Assuming she has epic by now though.

[@kraz3dfaceless164]

@@johnm1720 I do hear the hippie necklace should allow for better mana manipulation and visualization

[@ryanp0342]

"no untoward effects have been documented". In fact, no effects besides asmr, have been documented.

[@stephenhammen2426]

These comments have helped me realize that we all watch the same videos lol.

[@ASMRLoopz]

Definitely. I love it when folks reference other videos on the channel. This community really brightens my day :)

[@BackdraftGaming]

When she's doing the healing, and Gods working through her, about 50% of people sense something at the time.

[@FelixTruvere]

Says the man who walks in two worlds. 👍🏼

[@johnfocker626]

They feel love warmth happiness

[@jklee6679]

The man who says Sense of love, Sense of peace?

[@BackdraftGaming]

I’m glad some people got the reference 😂

[@boilingfrog783]

Have a wonderful response 👍

[@Jibaro92]

Her client doesn’t need the therapeutic touch ; she needs the Alexander technique!

[@kateadams8193]

Someone please free this woman’s neck!!

[@emis1084]

@kurtmathews2359well, it makes more sense than this

[@Fifty8day]

Yeah me too!

[@cianmacken5475]

@kurtmathews2359 The Alexander technique basically promotes good posture - and that is super real.

[@Friedtoenails]

Let the neck be free and have a wonderful response

[@pancakesgosizz]

"no untoward effects have been documented" oh man considering how invasive this technique is that's a huge relief

[@Aaron-hq4bu]

I always ask my doctor if any untoward effects are known before I begin any ancient healing modality.

[@MrSteveo114]

Very impressive, but did she realise that her patients right leg is longer by a thirty second of an inch by just eye balling it? Didn’t think so, what an amateur.

[@mitchfromtheinternet297]

“The long bones” - whoa slow down with medial mumbo jumbo! 👌

[@madeline3868]

It is technically a classification of bones... there’s long, short, flat, and irregular. But yeah I doubt that this woman actually has medical accreditation

[@TheDion56]

Yeah I don't think she is a medial expert.

[@Thebustermann]

They are associated with the sit bones.

[@Andesouras-Rex]

Of course this practice was developed in the 70’s these people were probably thwacked out of their minds off LSD😂.

[@eagillum]

It's Reiki.

[@jefffawcett]

EST, Rolfing, Reiki, primal scream therapy, The 70s had all kinds of bullshit stuff which clearly had a correlation to drugs post Vietnam confusion and ended with the Bee Gees becoming the biggest group on earth 😆

[@eagillum]

@@jefffawcett it was a meeting of the west and the east in the 70's. Reiki is eastern.

[@Mark-pp7jy]

Hilarious!

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Next stop for this girl: Alexander technique!

[@amyconway9035]

I am amazed at how well this woman articulates this nonsensical yet relaxing subject matter.

[@PettiMusicStudios]

I dont know why she thinks she'll heal wearing no purple

[@jadriennehoneybadger5414]

HA

[@methembethomastshuma9587]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@apece70]

Terrible, terrible...

[@MrMilo2000]

I do believe her office chair is purple. Maybe she sits there a while until fully charged.

[@kevin6293]

We’re all purple on the inside.

[@anamosa1574]

The comment section is like an asmr community greatest hits clipshow rn

[@dearmadeline]

i don't get it

[@PirateStory]

😂😂😂😂so true

[@PirateStory]

@@dearmadeline a lot of the comments on the video are quotes/references from other popular Unintentional ASMR videos

[@matthew5438]

@@dearmadeline 50% of people say they get the references straight away while the other 50% say they noticed them within 24 hours

[@pauljackson1975]

yes, but is she a licenced gemstone practitioner as well?

[@princesslisamarie7860]

Look at that necklace she’s got on!

[@ASMRLoopz]

*Vortexing Intensifies *

[@sarawilson391]

😂 😂

[@carlaleboeuf805]

This calls for a spray clearing.

[@Alex-zl5ht]

Who licenses that?

[@CW-qx7qn]

imagine getting 25-30k a year hovering your hands over people

[@damnseagulls4864]

Idk if the price was right I would be willing to pay for this asmrsplosion

[@princesslisamarie7860]

Where can I sign up for the training🙋🏻‍♀️

[@Me-mb1ex]

My dream.😂

[@corvettekiller96]

By her mannerisms and general environment, I’d guarantee this lady makes 6figures to pretend to rub on people😂 the asmr game is on point though so I’m glad she makes her money, just not off of me😂🤙

[@mattmoves5920]

There are people earning way more than 30k with more organized frauds.

[@bionicle9336]

i dont care how much of a scam these are, they're enjoyable to watch.

[@Shizbam]

“WHERE ARE THE TRIANGLES” - Michael Scott

[@kenadams6299]

It’s a series of triangle. Duh 🙄

[@wfcposey]

i ate the triangles, ok?!?

[@saintdenis11]

I'm a bit out of the loop, which video has the triangles?

[@JennaRobertson]

TURTLESSSSSS

[@easterjkesther]

...we’ll bill ya

[@Powered_By_Pies]

"I'm a registered nurse and a therapeutic touch practitioner" Nursing and midwifery regulators: lol, nah

[@travislundeby]

This is essentially a university teaching Jedi force powers.

[@captaincrunch784]

Word

[@daphne4983]

May the purple be with you

[@clownworld-honk410]

I'm no expert but maybe if she stopped slouching that might help her congested energy.

[@chrismoe1226]

This lady is a fraud! In her technique, she didn’t even use a series of triangles, what we call “triangles”. Not to mention, she didn’t even apologize for her sandwich breath!

[@spreadbeartroops3917]

'what we call triangles' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aycarter]

There’s no putapitopaper. So upsetting! Unprofessional.

[@snakefromdegrassi]

Gold Medal

[@sensualm4204]

The fact I got this means I needs delete KZbin

[@stayso4py951]

Squares

[@Dirt33breaks]

Unintentional asmr channels find the craziest people in the internet! All with calming voices! But still totally mental.

[@rottenice5837]

She didn't return her blood back to her heart. Patient later dies from massive extremity blood pooling.

[@CRWNDXMCFLY]

When your sibling tells you not to touch them

[@edwardjamesjr1]

This comment is so underrated😂

[@erzascralet48]

These "energy fields" and other "snake oil" videos are always great ASMR. I do wish though instead of her narrating over the footage, we got the full 2-3 minutes raw audio of the therapeutic touching, white noise and all. I'm sure a lot of you know the "triangles we call triangles" lady video, and that is still my most favorite 7-8 minute unintentional ASMR video. The crinkles from the shirt, footsteps and just white noise is ASMR bliss. I wonder if it's called therapeutic touch or whatever to see how much they charge for a session, as I would try it just for the relaxation and tell them to never expect me to answer anything, but just speak softly what they do as I drift off and knock out lol.

[@Sumd3vil]

that's one of my favorite bullshit artist videos too.

[@1hanagima]

This is what I want to do as well lol

[@eagillum]

In other words, they relax you, but not to the point that you'd pay for it.

[@elizabethjones2084]

Human beings do actually emit electrical energy and radiation, though. That's why they tell us to eat antioxidants.

[@teresavincent7986]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKmcamqblL5lmJY

[@terrymeyer3277]

I feel that we, the ASMR community, are part of the biggest inside joke to ever exist. Now, off to get some mouthwash for my sandwich breath...

[@sprinks03]

As a nurse I'm ashamed having this scammers calling themselves nurses, but I have to recognise that this stuff is super relaxing.

[@amyconway9035]

This nurse feels the same way.

[@MxMicah1038]

Scammer? She’s a registered nurse, though.

[@calisongbird]

@@MxMicah1038 the commenter was not saying she’s not a nurse, but that “therapeutic touch” is a scam, and therefore is embarrassing to all nurses that she’s doing it

[@piscesloveempress]

as a Patient I am Ashamed your mind is not more open

[@teehee440]

@@piscesloveempress shut up patients with open minds are stupid and that’s why our world is so stupid

[@hoogachoga]

This is exactly the kind of academic and intellectual rigor I expect from the university of Arizona.

[@disgustof-riley8338]

PFFF

[@Berengier817]

Went to ASU Yep. Sure is.

[@w.hayesconner1317]

That comment only works if U of A has a reputation consistent with it. It doesn’t, though.

[@chrisd530]

The "client" looks like she finally rolled out of bed after a night of partying with her friends, threw on some tights and her uggs and was heading over to the cafeteria for some chicken nuggets.Then someone popped out of a door way and asked it she wanted a $10 starbucks giftcard in exchange for being filmed getting some touchless healing. "Fuck it, I like free coffee, ok" was her response.

[@ASMRLoopz]

I feel like this is 200% accurate.

[@AB-zg3tc]

😂😂😂😂

[@nevaeh197]

This comment😂🤣😂

[@deadpool8340]

But what did she get in Starbucks after the “healing”?? I think an expresso to sort her hangover out

[@nicp2344]

I just realized that there's a university of arizona label at the front so yes accurate. Also, it begs the question HOW is this rubber stamped by a university?

[@matthewwhaley55]

There are several points where I am certain the seated woman is trying not to lose it.

[@kwf92]

2:40 🙂

[@ninetiesguy2322]

After the war, the man in the navy suit went to see her. He brought with him a ham sandwich, not cut into triangles and panettone for dessert.

[@maxshep2829]

But still no banana for him!

[@thesoulkz]

In mutiple studies therapeutic touch has been documented to be efective in reducing your checking account, savings account and promoting sandwich breath

[@counterargument-cz1lq]

The funnier the comment section, the better the ASMR.

[@thehandNIN21]

Maybe she could adjust her patient’s posture. God damn girl you’re gonna get scoliosis.

[@dekudude8888]

She's playing the long con. She's letting her get scoliosis so she can heal it later

[@Friedtoenails]

At least she wasn’t solving an imaginary rubik’s cube while ‘healing’ an old lady completely clad in purple

[@sethedwards8066]

Fuckin' love this one!

[@whatonearth9809]

“A SERIES OF TRIANGLES, WHAT WE CALL TRIANGLES”

[@dancingvirgil]

These people should just cut the BS and call it ASMR therapy. Would make it a lot more legit.

[@amberleah2008]

It's the bullshit that makes it ASMR for me. Someone sincerely talking utter crap is so relaxing...

[@dancingvirgil]

@@amberleah2008 Placebo ASMR?

[@amberleah2008]

@@dancingvirgil PlASMR for short. Pronounced 'plasma.'

[@stevesavage4247]

I find the more bs it is and the harder they are sincere as they try sell it, the better the asmr

[@m00ndweller]

seee idk why people like this aren’t capitalising on that yet

[@benwade99]

I wasn’t prepared for those boots when the camera moved down, I thought her feet had swelled up!!

[@eponagem1315]

Too funny! 😄😄

[@Mark-pp7jy]

The boots act as a grounding mechanism, in case of an electrical discharge. 🌩️

[@kdguro]

You can almost see the dollars floating out of the client’s pockets. Forget raising X-Wings out of a swamp. This is the real power of the Force. The ASMR Force.

[@saracapra564]

You understand it's all about the cash when not once she referred to the girl as patient, but always client

[@UltimoDragon83]

Patient implies some kind of treatment instead of throwing shapes and waving around them. I guess it's a technicality

[@Binxboi]

Her: I’m a nurse Also her : “the long bones” 🦴

[@Fifty8day]

Yeah long 🦴 short 🦴 medium bones 🦴 even a dog knows that

[@haelotny6523]

Long bones is a term medical texts and professionals use

[@lucaslischinskypierini8594]

I like that she is honest while explaining that the technique is based in several assumptions and not in facts. Excelent asmr

[@danielpotter8106]

Falling asleep but just woke up to say never heard so much shit

[@LasciviousLibra]

I want my money back: at no time did anyone fall face first on the life path. Also, no mention of bananas. I hear Leo's STILL waiting on his.

[@nikrodriguez]

Here it is. Ignore my previous comment.

[@maxshep2829]

No bananas for you!

[@totallynotlost]

Okay, rant time: I love this video because it’s relaxing. However, my problem with her therapy is that it is based on “assumptions”, not facts. She doesn’t cite the studies she references (which I assume are biased). Also, it’s only relaxing because people generally like personal , intimate things such as this and find it soothing. No untoward effects have been documented because there are no effects 😤🤧 Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[@jeffpecker]

thank you captain obvious

[@Mark-pp7jy]

If there are "no effects", then people would not find it "soothing".

[@monstaginga5273]

@@Mark-pp7jyso that’s not true. She clearly claims that it cures illness which to be honest is a very dangerous thing to claim with no evidence

[@deathmetalpotato]

Isabelle Norton of the Gemstone Therapy Institute saw this woman’s random cluttered gem necklace and flipped her chair over in disgust

[@rbtkng2438]

🤣

[@ASMRLoopz]

I love her videos! especially that main one. zzzzzz

[@eponagem1315]

🤣

[@meatfish4001]

haahha

[@Kylejay90]

This is my favorite kind of asmr

[@theshellest]

THIS is the type of massage I would charge for. "Ok I'm going to change the 'energy field' around you by floating my hands near you for 2 minutes. That'll be $300." Perfect career.

[@aburke0823]

You need this woman to help you when you don't drink plenty of water and don't have a wonderful response.

[@scruffblackie]

I love the way this lady can sense an energy that the Cern Super Collider cannot. Must be amazing to have an ability that can rewrite the whole of modern physics. If you listen to what she has to say about energy fields you'll realise that she is basically claiming to be Yoda. Good asmr though.

[@GabrielCamilo84]

Snake oil's persons do the best ASMR.

[@ABarbato3]

@@GabrielCamilo84 100% 😂

[@princesslisamarie7860]

This statement is correct you are, mmhhmm.

[@aliasofanalias7448]

Modern physics is not 100%. General relativity and quantum mechanics contradict each other. It's definitely possible that we haven't discovered all types of energy in the universe. Not to say this woman isn't a fraud.

[@NolaWarNerve]

We all know its bs. We hear to sleep

[@absoluteasmr8591]

Her: "How was that?" Client: "I guess 🥱🥴"

[@anamosa1574]

F king brilliant comment

[@shitass7389]

It amuses me how often she uses the phrase “this assumes...” and “therapeutic touch assumes...” It’s all just assumption. She isn’t brainwashed. She is fully aware that it’s quack science. She just doesn’t care, lol.

[@sydneystiles623]

this made me go lovely and floppy

[@me8751]

🤣

[@matthew5438]

Perfect thanks

[@nikanke]

She said, “your energy field is feeling a little basic”

[@BWater-yq3jx]

That necklace is such a random hotchpotch of bits 'n' pieces... I don't think I could trust the judgement of someone who wasn't even able to commit to a cohesive bead theme. 😄

[@missmoon6624]

It looks like a child made it at kindergarten.

[@Emdooey]

Cohesive Bead Theme is my band name now.

[@sockvine35]

@@Emdooey😂😂😂

[@chrisrva710]

The way she’s sitting, the head neck back technique is very much jeopardized.

[@GenXJay670]

"She was a quiet woman.....an artist.......a con artist that is".

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Under-rated! 😄

[@paulvelazquez9202]

Wearing them Conan The Barbarian boots

[@LandsLife]

I am absolutely loving all these comments referring to other the other videos

[@RundasTheGreat]

She started talking and I was just like “nah lady, I don’t agree” by the time she named the third condition lmao

[@deathmetalpotato]

T.M. Lewin saw this girl’s moon boots and flipped her chair over in disgust

[@pdog109]

Sir step this way first I will establish your energy field. Sir, your energy field needs to be adjusted, stand square in your chair.

[@deannakelly671]

A friend tried therapeutic touch on me once. I didn't buy into it, but wow did it trigger my asmr!

[@victoriancu7358]

My sandwich breath and navy suit are ready for this video.

[@dubjay1981]

1:57yeah, you’ll sense warmth….she’s wearing winter boots indoors!

[@ProfessorASMR]

This is quite relaxing! Thank you for the tingles, Loopz!

[@ASMRLoopz]

Anytime, Professor!

[@youtaccount5850]

You can see the patient had an amazing response x)

[@franktrainer169]

She even speaks with the same cadence as saul lol funny stuff

[@tennisfanB]

This is one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. Thank you.

[@Participant616]

People, the lady says that there are multiple studies that prove the effectiveness of therapeutic touch. There's some science going on here. Plus she follows the long bones with her hands at the extremities. I think that's conclusive.

[@chrisd530]

Yes, there are definately some science sciences being scienced here.

[@immalou3050]

According to what she said the only thing this does is distract people from their pain and illness lol and probably not for long either

[@asalamalaka450]

I remember when you started this account and it was mostly just videos that showed up in the top results of KZbin but you really dug around and found this video I've never seen this one before this is a really good one and this is the top level Loop congratulations

[@ASMRLoopz]

one of my OG subscribers! Thanks for your kind words and continued support :)

[@andrewpiltenko9432]

What's worrying is that due to her soothing relaxed voice and pleasant delivery many people actually do believe this shit.

[@ArrozConLecheGang]

Noticed how she said modality? Even she knows that her "therapitic" touch is just to give off a false placebo effect. She realizes that this isn't really a treatment or actual nurse, but she does know how to give off convincing behaviors to her "clients".

[@nbvw3]

My new goal in life is to open up a bar and call it "Untoward Effects."

[@deadpool8340]

As Dr Hollie Berry says “Nice and Floppy”

[@ydur31password97]

These comments are incredible

[@ASMRLoopz]

dat username. lolz

[@paulrodwell6051]

Is that Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones?

[@shmooton1]

No

[@chrisd530]

Bullshit is coming.

[@Travelling_wm]

Dad: Learning anything at college? Her: ::wave hands like Jedi:: Yes... Also, I need some money to rebalance my energy.

[@ohemptysad]

This one and the Sue kagel video would be great as a compilation

[@ASMRLoopz]

I have tried so many tricks trying to get the background music extracted from that clip. Unfortunately it's like un-baking a cake. Gonna try and upload that video one day

[@ohemptysad]

@@ASMRLoopz thank you for trying, I appreciate your work making these videos

[@ken5403]

Are you at the computer quite a lot?

[@catherinebisset8870]

About 8 hours a day

[@aliasmr4714]

This is awesome!

[@dp6970]

Ohhhhhh...her voice is just perfect!😌🎧

[@toomanysebastians]

'no untoward effects have been documented' - this is hilarious:) it's almost as good as ' no banana for you today' :)

[@joearnold6881]

“Is based on several lies... I mean “assumptions””

[@cariad81]

Just in time for my insomnia to kick in! Bless you sir 👏

[@kkownzor]

Watch her hands go flying when i fire up my ki and turn super saiyan

[@apece70]

And that's a wonderful response!

[@vicklemiss]

Oh wow how have I never seen this clip before! This lady’s voice is amaaazing 😑

[@melissamarieee22]

First nurse was my pharmacology instructor ! She taught classes, very relaxing she’s awesome

[@Malkumecks]

Whoa!!! Thought she had mad cankles there for a second. Just bad taste in footwear

[@ASMRLoopz]

same! had to do a double take

[@martinhawkes2823]

With no triangles that we call triangles, no gemstone's, not even measuring her leg's that anyone could see the right leg was a 32" longer, and no clip board writing down everything she's done with out doing anything it's a real fine line weather she could be fake or the real deal, though the usual 200quid price tag is about right!!

[@crisromerogutierrez8746]

Omg YALL are back!!!! Please don’t go away!!! Why did this channel go offline for so long???

[@ASMRLoopz]

couple of copyright strikes. No fun! Thanks for coming back :)

[@Swan_Rons0n]

Developed in the 70s? So a nurse went on an acid trip. Gotcha.

[@marys8626]

I need to learn not to read the comments when I'm trying to sleep 😆😆

[@wfcposey]

i’m here for the asmr and got so much more 🤣 so the energy field goes to the edge of her hair bun? how does it know?