ASMR Luxury Car Review - Funny Military Edition

Listen to the amazing sounds of military vehicles, inside and out.

[@phipschi4255]

The "we don't have one" will never get old.

[@vandasaragosa]

I lost my breath when he said that😂

[@Unknown_Ooh]

She just violated that pillow

[@Potato-mu7nu]

Seriously what did it do to deserve that 😅

[@Epicgamerboy-li4rv]

Were

[@MikeJones__Who]

I sense sexual frustration on her part 😂

[@S323_B]

"that isn't the correct spelling of 'ass'" - 👴🏻

[@dhannyshilldas7584]

Military is the best : we don't have one

[@ilajoie3]

As a medic who was mostly in light infantry units I grew to have a love hate relationship with M113s when i was in a combined arms battalion

[@BobaFett-lc7jh]

113 in Ukraine 😂😂😂😂

[@Anonymous3498.]

I think the hate was for the heat you feel inside without a fucking AC and if you touch any surface inside it might give you severe burn

[@titotims]

I love it! I'm excited to find out which vehicle will be featured next. Will it be the Bradley or the Stryker? Anyway, more power to your channel! 🫡

[@ricoganteng6409]

M1 abrams

[@rogerSoySauce]

Leichter panzerspähwagen

[@prestongarvey5869]

@@ricoganteng6409this

[@undeadcommando5983]

MAUS!!!!

[@user-ee9xf4hl4e]

​@@undeadcommando5983он есть только в России!

[@calliarcale]

These are killing me. I'm dying. :D :D :D :D

[@wueen]

Ikr...lmao

[@doofus_l]

hi dying i’m logan

[@CrabMan2539]

If you're the enemy during time of war then they probably will be killing you

[@RisingSunEmpireLeaderHiroito]

Vietnamese farmers in Khe Sanh in 1968:

[@zoy13]

Now, this is what I call putting the right budget in the Army. They should give you the 40k bonus Seargent First Class

[@YeeterzYT6259]

They really should though

[@sigma5088]

You don't want the 40k bonus. The maintainers are already techpriests, you don't want the nids

[@jctripplesticks]

For those wondering, the car she's molesting without consent is a Hongqi E-HS9, which is a Chinese limo company design based off of the Mazda 6 I believe

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

The Machine spirit is displeased

[@jamble7k]

who the fck would buy a chinese luxury car 😂

[@xander1052]

Lmao a Mazda 6

[@Steve.._.]

​@@xander1052my same reaction. But just because the only Mazda 6 anyone I've known owns is sitting in a 2 car garage with junk piled around it that had maggots in the back seats 😂

[@irirjhrhr4645]

and he's molesting the m113 tracked APC (armored personnel carrier) which has been in service since 1960s which is a very versatile platform and has many roles including an AA, ATGM carrier, mortar carrier and of course transporting troops and can carry 11 of them. it has seen combat in numerous conflicts, including the Vietnam War, Gulf War, and various regional conflicts. even though it's a very reliable platform it's being phased out due to its insufficient protection against modern threats and lacking firepower and being replaced by the Bradley IFV

[@Emirator150]

"We dont have one" 😂

[@quyluu9397]

That got me good😂

[@ajourneysaved4311]

I actually worked on the 113 display on Sandhill. There were so many layers of paint, and I am still waiting for the Colonel's letter 18 years later. 😂

[@thisguyoverhere4746]

Did he just make the "pppsssttt" air sound?! 😂🤣😂🤣 Please don't stop making these!

[@johndilig6719]

if they don't stop making models do stupid things with cars, I think these videos won't stop coming. can't stop. won't stop... might stop?

[@Weetbix1969]

yes that is a grease nipple for the wheel hub but it fits with the video LOL

[@mr.cookie8617]

These are so funny 😂 This channel is the best at it

[@stevengillespie6535]

Okay, letting air out of the tracks made me laugh.

[@iwawlvoyvoda5384]

The best part is that companies are also participating with this meme 🗿🗿🤣

[@elcalo1224]

We need the hemtt next haha 😄

[@Butterworthdasyrup]

Soon!

[@RAD-82ndABN]

Did he just say shhhhhh with his mouth pretending to let out air from a tire?!? I laughed so hard because literally there are no air or tires for that matter on a M113!?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Latam2024]

Yes

[@shaunszalai3823]

We need more of these 😂

[@pilot_xoan]

Maybe comfort is not the strong point of the 113, but It has a nice security level.

[@EzioMotta]

Sou do Brasil e me tornei seu fã, seus vídeos são ótimos. 😂

[@pamelaschultz3937]

These are so funny! Keep it up!!

[@SeekingTruth_DailyBread]

You knocked this one out of the park as usual! Love these videos

[@gorikuri]

I love these parodies❤

[@stevencorey7702]

You ought to try wearing a pair of shorts, camouflage pattern, of course, for the next video.😜

[@eyywannn8601]

Finally, the perfect ASMR to fall asleep to.

[@InquiryAI]

Best one yet! Love it!

[@user-rj6ff8kn3b]

A tank is more high price than a rolce Royals.

[@heyhoe168]

It is not a tank, but yes even cheapest light armor costs like a premium car. I also enjoys buses now, after I learned how much they costs.😅

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

Looking forward for the M1 Abrams video!!!

[@lucasread1743]

I couldn’t even stop laughing 1 minute after this video ended🤣💀

[@neenekinskins6241]

These crack me up. Keep them coming.😂

[@teas926]

Deflating the track wheel with the grease nipple fucking had me.

[@stingfiretube]

This series is the best😂

[@GiovanniV69]

Awesome! Absolutely hilarious! Keep it up!

[@noel1987o7]

To be honest rather than the comparison i just love that intense look on his face.. And it's so consistent through out the vdo.. 👍

[@jdiluigi]

I take an APC over the plastic fire hazard any day of the week.

[@8vantor8]

I rather have a normal car, an APC or tank doesn’t come with airbags for anything else for when something enviably hits your vehicle

[@TNickGuyPerson]

​@@8vantor8you're gonna hate what the A in APC stands for

[@8vantor8]

@@TNickGuyPerson i know it stands for armor, however, i was referring to a crash, in which case the armor is not a good thing

[@comradekirov7788]

@@8vantor8 my man, a crash will most likely do nothing because of tracks and the weight of the vehicle, the crashing vehicle should orry instead.

[@8vantor8]

@@comradekirov7788 no, the people inside the armored vehicle have it worse, there are no airbags in those, so you’re head is going to slam into an Armored plate. And if you think a 2 ton chunk of metal moving at 50 miles an hour won’t do something to a armored vehicle then you clearly don’t know how physics works

[@TylerX553]

Cannot stop watching these😂😂

[@Atma_Weapon]

how do these always get funnier and funnier?!

[@AVMAV1]

“We don’t have one” has become the slogan 😂😂😂😂

[@efrainflores3902]

It's your face Tyler....LOL... I can't

[@hunterrogers5638]

Can’t wait to see that sexy Stryker 😂. Driver for 2 years and a gunner for another year lol. Still to this day nothing beats reclining that drivers seat back and racking out lol

[@AintPopular]

Never gets old 😂

[@vikingyaffa8346]

Damn i want a m113 now.

[@nightmarekillerson2311]

Bro, his mouth... why is is mouth open all the time? I keep dying everytime I notice!😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@theylivematrix438]

Very funny expressions and gestures. A damn comic genius! The contrast is perfect! 😂👍

[@AlmightyPeanut7]

Dude this to funny honestly!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@MrFrischi65]

MTW M113 A, Greetings to all the Veterans of Panzerbrigade 3 Nienburg, Germany! So funny.. thanks Tyler!!!

[@RFS-LftKG]

Your Show are unique. ❤ Military Style never die. 😊

[@a..c..2469]

Is this guy not the fkn greatest ever😂😂🇺🇲❤️💯

[@sierraromeo2076]

I feel like wanting to buy one now 😅😂

[@robertpesche]

Awesome work!

[@fafaqwerty]

The best series ever :D

[@hemangpatel9067]

Please Do it with A-10 warthog or with M1A2 abrams,i am dying to see that comparison...😂

[@Sean2002FU]

This shit is killing me, way too funny!!!....what are you saving the Abrams for????😊😊😊😊

[@channeller828]

This man is a legend!😂👑🖤

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

I can't wait for him to eventually move up to a B2 Spirit.

[@sammedbanu8962]

That tire really ripped my ears 😂😂

[@wic829]

Sounds good SFC. I'll use it for my alarm for morning pt

[@terecee1204]

These seriously make my day.

[@oriontherealironman]

The man really went SSSHHHH!! 😂😂

[@kamilaczogaa]

Hahahah 😆 great job 👏😄 greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@marynollgander6741]

I always have a good laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@giltoschi4531]

Bro you are amazing, very nice. I need more Videos🤩

[@Boypogikami132]

Fun fact: the 113s are tanks here in the Philippines 💀

[@themegstudio1128]

this military guy I love him so much

[@TheM9lta]

0:59 died by laugh

[@ThankYou-bn6bp]

Omg that look on your face 😂

[@TJ042]

These new Army recruiting ads really be killing it.

[@grishkashishka8240]

the best asmr i've ever seen

[@user-tm1gy9xz1q]

TYLER - the most charismatic Warrior of the Universe!!! 🔥🔥🔥💥

[@24-7Roadside.Assistance]

🎉 Congratulations 🎉 You Are The Original . Keep Up The Good Work Soldier

[@Avrenac]

That is the best one of these I have seen, well done

[@josefmaronek7937]

Amazing and hilarious. I love: we don't have one 🤣

[@drewsgone9215]

My favorite part with these is “we don’t have one”

[@aznfoo]

Can’t wait for the Abrams or Apache asmr

[@fargouberguy]

Absolutely stunning and the girl is kinda alright

[@bilobaha]

best army ad ever

[@davey999]

Wish there was a laughing button 😂

[@albertozalbertoz5820]

Tyler such a cool guy, wish to buy him beer 🇵🇱♥️🇺🇲

[@Mar-ww3yl]

Too funny... WE NEED AN ABRAMS ASAP😃

[@prashance1]

i want to see an F22 one of these please😎🤤

[@adarshraj4218]

No car could ever beat that.

[@Ambassadorkenny]

1:00 bro lol 😅

[@That1userGaming]

Love how I watched this without sound and by the 2nd one knew it was M113

[@ryanSLF]

ASMR videos have just become memes at this point 😂

[@jerryharkins7890]

Not sure if you have access to them but dozers would awesome to see!

[@hasanhaitham276]

Damn it, these Psy-op videos are getting too good

[@945hilo]

Love it! The armor will last alot longer than that car !

[@stoots1000]

Gotta love an 11B!!

[@delol7241]

113 xD

[@Briselance]

Ah, sergeant...😂😂😂😂😂

[@RisingSunEmpireLeaderHiroito]

Vietcong troopers in 1968 after capturing Khe Sanh air base:

[@Jason-qt8bm]

The USAF were going to do one, but last we heard they got lost at the UpLift Desk outlet

[@khayhalgamers]

bro that good videos always make it until i bored

[@lin27389750]

We want to see the Tank!!

[@andydelassus2734]

Need that startup sound comparison

[@dushooter]

Absolutely hilarious. He looks strong silent type....so does the SSG....hahaha

[@jedBSME]

We want to see the Stryker :)

[@murphyseanm]

I want these videos for every type of combat vehicle the DOD has.

[@SarenArterius1987]

Excellent trololo! 😂😂❤❤

[@tangsanwaje743]

so so so funny. love it.

[@enic-ma]

Next is a commercial jet vs a Jet fighter!

[@ayamasoud6319]

Bro just gave us a death stare 💀

[@Pauly365]

Ok SFC got funnies 😂

[@BMWM34ever]

gotta be honest i came for the "We don't have one"