ASMR Obvious Roleplay ~ All About Coffee

You're new to Earth, so I need to explain some of the items that humans use. Today, we'll be discussing a beverage known as "coffee." We'll discuss the importance of coffee in human life, the way they express themselves on their coffee vessels, and what is NOT coffee or coffee-related.

[@KayteePhilly]

It's spaghetti past 4 and I'm ready for a nap! Zzzz.

[@abbyliz5167]

Kaytee Philly you mean its spaghetti past collie dog*

[@Meg.01]

Zurg, Taxarak... and Debbie 😂😂

[@mothercain]

"don't use that mouth, pinecones fall out" i screamed

[@openphoto]

Samsies. And flextape, omg.

[@coldoats4903]

We all did

[@eshak.]

hope Zerg’s third eye is doing better now. Gotta be careful with those gumballs

[@genevieve5869]

Why do I absolutely adore this woman and her roleplays? They’re hilarious but also relaxing

[@meredithkav]

Spaghetti isn’t the answer to everything, but it’s the answer to some things.

[@amyscott6102]

Meredith Kavanagh *most

[@melliemac5617]

I'm naming my first born child Splefix.

[@TannenBaumFreak]

If it's going to be twins name the second one Debbie!!!! 😂

[@cypressraine6860]

You are so funny and have the best ASMR, Thank you for being you and doing what you do. 💚💚

[@heathergallo929]

mary i am cracking up at this video!!! would honestly buy tickets to watch you do stand up comedy 😂

[@emilyb7752]

You need to do some kind of role play/improv stand up! You’re so hilarious you need to share your comedy with the world. You’re killing all of us with your comedy skills you’re amazing😍😂

[@TannenBaumFreak]

An TV comedy series where all her characters live in the same town xD

[@bonnyelejeune1305]

How hard was it to not laugh when you said “Debbie”? 😂

[@karlnando]

I lost it at Splefix

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

“Well it’s not every day you turn 3000” 😂

[@MW-sk8my]

I lost it at “Debbie give him his suction cups back” 😂😂 I have to go watch a different video of yours because this is just too funny and I need to sleep. You’re the best, Mary! 💖

[@Makarra29]

I'm living for this alien fantasy. And that hair and that jewelry!

[@Keke88]

It is great you are teaching them the best thing to have on Earth --- Sarcasm!!! I love your sense of humor. What a riot. Keep up the great output. You are a peach!!

[@peach_beach028]

I couldn’t fall asleep because I was too invested in the story this is like the funniest ASMR video ever

[@photocat37]

Disappointed there wasn’t a handwritten sign on the wall that said “Human School”.

[@MyEndoJourney]

Her handwritten signs are the best but this woman churns out amazing content like no other youtuber!

[@annab7427]

Were in a Rick and Morty episode.😂

[@AbiGodinha]

😂

[@lizjones8060]

Thank you so much Mary for another great video. Today was my birthday (my favorite day of the year) and for some unexplained reason, I felt the lowest I have ever felt. Nothing made me smile, all I wanted to do was curl up in a ball and cry. But watching your video before sleeping has given me a sense of relief and I am SO grateful for all of the work that you put into your channel ❤️ I hope you're doing well!

[@annakatepoole8202]

[@bellacuellar2238]

Impromptu loss of limbs? *FLEXTAPE* .

[@arlo.giovanmi]

*someone's limbs fall off* Phil Swift: *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

[@bellacuellar2238]

JonTron somewhere in the distance: That’s not that much damage

[@marlawilliams512]

everytime you said a new name i laughed out loud LOL

[@brittanybrown1134]

When I watched the Walmart coffee video, this is not the video I expected at all 😂😂

[@alexaf.3158]

It's spaghetti o'clock. 🕘

[@laurel953]

yay!! your “obvious roleplays” are some of my favorite!! ♥️

[@pedrobarbosa5701]

Looks like Phoebe, from friends

[@sophianaqvi3697]

Omg yesss

[@theclownsystem9429]

Yours is my favorite ASMR channel. I am already cracking up at this video. Thanks, Mary!

[@fattwat1]

My god with your hair like that you look stunning it shows off your beautiful face so much as far as the video goes so funny

[@tremblay00]

My goodness! You're an unlimited source of pure enjoyable ASMR videos!! Thank you

[@autumnbouford1662]

Oh my gosh the idea of being new to earth is a great idea xD a series is needed lol

[@emilyporter385]

thank you for being so creative and so damn funny. you’re my favorite asmr channel and i love all of your videos! thanks for being you, mary

[@mbl4481]

Stooooooooop I'm watching this next to my sleeping son and laughing so hard 😂

[@emygreen23]

You're hilarious!!! 😂😂 *laughs in my sleep* And those names 😂😂

[@LoriBeth428]

You should be a standup comic you are not only hysterical but I can't get over how you never trip up on a word especially with these alien students and their names!!! ZERG and then you through in Debbie ~ dry humor is the best

[@Skylar.d]

"Stop saying Spaghetti. That's not the answer for everything." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mary is one of the best ASMR-ist EVER!!!!

[@kattorcat9814]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[@phoenixwilkinson4360]

This is such a LOOK

[@philipp4801]

I love that I can enjoy your videos in two ways: To just enjoy and have a laugh or to fall asleep and relax. Thanks so much.

[@hibernationstation5266]

This is truly one of my favorite asmr videos of all time. It took me five nights to get through the whole thing. I chuckled the whole way through. Thanks for this one.

[@chumdog90]

Your imagination and humor is boundless. Love your hair pulled back, by the way...so sophisticated.

[@hannahhester8376]

I love these, they're hilarious. I can't wait for more from Charity, and my favorite, of course, Lynette..

[@SuperLillyAnn]

Mary you're cracking me up! 😂 This is so weird, but also so hilarious, creative and relaxing at the same time. Reminds me a bit of an one man stand up/ theatre show. Your acting is really good.

[@beckyriddle6650]

Debbie 😂 I’m loving that nail polish color!

[@Chris-ef7gs]

'It's for charming Southern people that drink coffee ;-)' I love that !! What a cool idea for a video too! Love your channel really glad I found you :-)

[@Kmbrgss]

This. Is. Everything! I had to watch it twice because I couldn't stop laughing the first time. Thank you so much, this was much needed!

[@andyleland4765]

YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!!😂😂😂😂 I DIED👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@skystygian]

I’m so impressed you manage to do this without laughing! The seriousness adds so much to it

[@GelaMarie83]

Mary - we make lots of noises with our faces Me - burps

[@kellygirl8327]

This is amazing Mary! I like the way your mind works! You’re the most creative Asmr Artist on KZbin! Thank you for another wonderful video!

[@aaaaaalison]

How am I relaxed and dying of laughter at the same time??? This is amazing. Thank you, Mary!

[@taylorjenkins4517]

Yay yay yay the obvious roll plays are backkkk! 🎉 this idea is so original and brilliant

[@blerksnarfgut7332]

I LOVE these roleplays! They always give me tingles and a good laugh, too.

[@megachickentender9899]

I’m only like 1 minute in and I’m already crying at “stop saying spaghetti, it’s not the answer to everything” 😂

[@CelticKatrina]

I love your imagination. Great video! 😊 Also, everything about the coffee was so accurate. I'm one of those people who hates coffee and people just can't believe it lol

[@simselchen2293]

Hahaha, this was brilliant! 😂 Very funny and actually a good observation of human nature! 😂👍

[@KittieDanger]

You are awesome! Simply wonderful & amazingly entertaining!

[@asmrachel2255]

I just love every one of your roleplays so much. Thank you for all the work you put into them, it makes my night when I see a new one just posted.

[@adamccopy]

Thank you for another great video! I love your humour and creativity. I have been bingeing your videos since discovering you a couple weeks ago and I think you are absolutely fantastic! Thank you!

[@VampsOnCrack]

I don't think I've ever gotten actual tingles from your videos, but your soft voice is just SO relaxing!! ❤️

[@Krufterr]

These are my favorite role plays. Relaxing and hilarious 😆

[@MsJodi]

I haven’t even got to the 10 minute mark and I’m dying 😂

[@ceamean]

I should have been in that class😁 I've never owned or used a coffee machine and knew nothing about it other than it existed. Thank you. 👽

[@thiscraftymind]

This is one of my favorites! So creative and funny! I hope you will do more! :)

[@hughbriss387]

and here's another thing I didn't know I needed: human 101 lessons for aliens. Thank your for making this!

[@anabelline]

I lost it at litter boxes and spilled some iced coffee, which - just between us - was my leftover coffee from the morning :P

[@tangerine1384]

I love your obvious roleplays, and this one is my favorite! So funny and also helps me get to sleep at the same time. Thank you!

[@jenniferglass2644]

Only in 1:30 and I'm already about to pee my pants laughing 😭😭😭 and here I thought we were doing a Starbucks role play

[@lucybell1767]

Debbie! 😂😂 New favorite video just for that!

[@stevie8292]

“don’t use that mouth, pinecones fall out” LMFAO

[@natculv]

your hair looks gorgeous!!!

[@Unique.me.tayvill]

I absolutely love your videos!!! You work so hard on them and it shows. I also love that you don't use fancy mics and back drops. It feels more real and personal and your humor haha. Love it! Thank you.

[@jessicacanfield5408]

you crack me up with the names of your students

[@iamarianna8972]

This is so funny and clever. Mary you are amazing!! LOVE YOU WORK. We are so lucky to have you. Thank you - thank you - thank you! Best wishes from New Zealand

[@conbeaute]

I watched the whole thing and was smiling the whole time. Nice job on this one!

[@imaginationescapeasmr6528]

"Oh you like flextape. You hade some for breakfast..." I laughed😂You are so funny, plus this is relaxing, a perfect combo!!

[@pendingloading232]

"Flex tape, really" OMG I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goldhopeequestrian3026]

Omg I couldn’t fall asleep cause I was laughing so hard 😂 Mary you’re the best!

[@jonathanhuitger2837]

This was a very unique video, and it's all about coffee! Love it, keep up the great work!!

[@dahliaspeonies5741]

Woman, you are a genius! Thank you so much for this. We don’t deserve you! ❤️❤️

[@hartrose33]

Love this video. Made me feel like I was on a coffee brake at the post office at the man in black movie. Lol so cute. I never like drinking coffee because it upsets my stomach but I love the smell of it. I love going down the coffee aisle and smelling the coffee.

[@MdamChoco]

24:12 Omg this is sooo me I feel ashamed! 😂 You're so hilarious, thank you so much for all those wonderful videos, we really do not deserve you 💕

[@Lilrtmanager]

“third eye” lol 😂😂😂😂

[@DerpityMusicAndMu]

This is my favourite series!!! Thank you so much

[@Jessica-nx8nx]

😂... You are amazing. I just love ya!

[@cjwalthall11]

I second this comment

[@milamila3506]

Oohhhh i love your look, Mary😍😍so beatiful😇❤

[@bryncobb1183]

Mary your videos are so amazing! Thank you for all the work you put into them! ❤️

[@karlymorgan6011]

You sound JUST like my aunt who is a 1st grade teacher! If you’re not a teacher in real life, you have to know some, because your teaching language is awesome

[@andrewohara8920]

8:59 woke up at that exact moment.... only to immediately fall back asleep

[@kbrei5565]

This is so great!! I loved every second of this 😃

[@emilylarsen3380]

OMG yay i’ve been waiting for one of these 😭

[@vicklemiss]

Oh my goodness you are hilarious! I laughed so much. These obvious role plays are seriously spaghetti 🍝 😉 xxxx

[@beeasmr1889]

I think these are my favourite of your videos, they are so funny!

[@buzzyboo]

"I wish your sister luck." 🤣👽🕷🦈

[@englishrose.x]

Very creative! So funny I loved this! And so did my ten year old daughter 💕

[@juliaal2021]

"Don't roll all those eyes at me!" 😂

[@kr8270]

Love your jewelry Mary, as well as your videos. 😀

[@champagneandgummybears]

This is hilarious because I gave up caffeine for my resolution (not permanently but I went from drinking coffee for enjoyment or some energy every now and then to needing it every morning with diminishing returns.) Mmmm coffee

[@olya_17]

You're so cool and convincing, I can't 🤣🤣👏

[@Howliee]

This is so funny and imaginative. You rock!

[@cassandrastephan8090]

I love this series! I work in healthcare so we don’t get to use the shoulders and slow sip...(sighs).

[@WaluigiWhispers]

I love your sense of humor. You should be an actress! Or a comedian