ASMR Sanctimommy | Harvest Critiques Your Outfits

You are so ungrateful Here Harvest has gone to the trouble to come to your home and look over all of your mass-produced, synthetic-fiber-infested clothing, and you act like you don't even appreciate it! Ugh. You need serious help, obviously.

[@VampirPrincessSquidy]

“Excuse me? This is not a weapon. This is my woo-woo stick.” I should not be laughing this hard at 3:30am.

[@ASMRBEATS]

lol

[@endlessasmr1353]

PrincessPie1920 my husband told me to be still because my body was shaking so much from laughter!

[@sydneyknobloch4095]

Harvest i believe that the "Woo-woo" stick is a spon

[@parryyotter]

Harvest is like if Phoebe from Friends was a terrible human being

[@flaria4011]

Ooo that’s good

[@maisydaisybeauty]

Ursula!!

[@parryyotter]

Izzy Ursula wasn’t crunchy though. She was just mean and self-centered.

[@whitexchina]

The evil sister of Phoebe. This would have been awsome.

[@carmensellesalvarez1420]

YES YES EXACTLY

[@coolrog7564]

This woman is either an alien or a robot. She makes perfectly acted ASMR videos and uploads 24/7.

[@soapforthesoul]

coolrog7564 the best of both worlds 🤣

[@joselocalau123]

I love her

[@blueestarr16]

I’m actually starting to feel bad for harvest. She has absolutely lost it.

[@tractorcat6414]

Next Harvest RP: Harvest is found rocking back and forth with her woowoo stick in your bedroom

[@lindseyl9521]

We all knew it was a matter of time, before Haven & Nhgee got the hell away from Harvest. 😂 Riding off into the sunset in a flame covered van 🤣

[@housewiferevolution4750]

Really ? I assumed they were kidnapped and she's too delusional to realize it.

[@SteakBear8]

@@housewiferevolution4750 Haha they were.. but it was also an escape

[@Michelle-mx2yl]

I’m waiting for like “mother in law critiques your life and tells you you’re worthless while making dinner better than you” 😂😂😂😩

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I like the idea! I'll add it to my list!

[@DanielValentin22]

That would be so perfect!

[@shansky1]

Relatable AF! 🤣

[@parryyotter]

Or “your therapist agrees with you: you are *actually* a pathetic loser”

[@caspeter1594]

harvest is just the kind of trainwreck you can't look away from even though it's a hell of a mess.

[@darthpanda2573]

Harvest Roleplays are the best!Please make an 'Ngee' pronunciation class next!

[@xWeMaketheFuturex]

Darth Panda yes! I would love if at the end of the video ngee comes home and announces that he has finally changed his name to something common 😂

[@AbiGodinha]

Yessss lol

[@JennsCorner777]

@@xWeMaketheFuturex like John

[@cynthiaking5790]

My favorite part of the Harvest roleplays is ALWAYS the 'Ngee" portion

[@Mmercury24]

I also love remembering that Harvest's character started off as a sanctimommy and now she is a full on stalker who watches you leave the house, goes through your garbage and checks your mail

[@theshelfrighteousreader3654]

Did no one else absolutely DIE at the Scrambles in the Brambles portion? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure Harvest's husband is all too happy to be stripped down and "checked out" by his assistants. HILARIOUS!!!!

[@MrRola98]

The "your house" sign in the background is hilarious😂 Mary you are an asmr genius💯

[@rachaelkingston8782]

She REALLY should be an actor, how did she not laugh through this whole thing??

[@ravenheitz]

Harvest is my absolute favourite character of yours - thank you Mary, you’re so bloody creative and we don’t deserve you!

[@amaryl23]

I have no tingles and am not relaxed at all, as I am howling of laughter! So worth it though. Harvest - so disturbing, so hilarious! 😂 😂 😂 Thanks Mary, you're a genius!

[@ASMRJonie]

You are too adorable, I'm loving this character. Entertaining and relaxing at the same time! ❤️️ I have to eat my giggles to not wake up my husband.

[@Lytah84]

"I'm sorry to be the one to tell you Harvest, but the Argentinian sand flea isn't real.... " I love these roleplays and I enjoy the paper signs that tell us where we are. Green screens are great sometimes but other times I just want to focus on the role play and not the background. I enjoy having the variety of the styles of the different creators but I like so many of your videos, you are so creative ☺️. Also very lovely classic outfits.

[@melissaroseasmr]

You are heaven sent. Woke up and couldn’t fall back asleep. This video is perfect timing. I love your roleplays!

[@jazminjaquez9311]

Melissa Rose ASMR same

[@Codimae]

"I have so much business to attend to... Some of it is even my business" 😂😂😂 I love it so much!!!

[@jaygrum]

If Harvest hasn't seen Big Little Lies, i think she would really appreciate Bonnie's energy and...astral plane..ness

[@beckyriddle6650]

My mom had a woo woo stick too. She used it to whip my butt when I was a kid 😂 Can’t wait for the Harvest video when she finally snaps and takes hostages at WalMart.

[@champagneandgummybears]

I am a fully hippie dippy vegan weirdo and I would lose my mind with Harvest 3 minutes into an interaction

[@asmrsounds9605]

“I have lots of business to attend to... some of its even mine!” I dieddddd 😂😂

[@spencerallegra]

“This is my woo woo stick” Harvest is a woo woo stick!

[@sydneyknobloch4095]

Yes

[@blove3664]

Your videos are always so unique! Thank you for all your hard work and constantly uploading more content! ❤️

[@ASMRBEATS]

Amen

[@notanazul]

I used to loved another asmr youtuber but since I started seeing you like a year ago you are the only I watch now... I love your videos... thanks for the sleep!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome! Thank you for your kind words! ❤️

[@brittanybrown1134]

You have the craziest role plays and I am LIVING for it

you are incredibly talented, the only roleplay videos i watch are the ones you make, so original, funny and the acting is so good 🖤

[@stephanieadams4281]

I was wondering when Harvest was going to appear again. She reminds me of every mom group on Facebook lol!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I can't keep her quiet for long!

[@stephanieadams4281]

It makes me laugh! With so much mom shaming going on with social media it’s a breath of fresh air watching Harvest. As a first time mom with a four year old, it helps me laugh at myself. Moms try so hard to be perfect but as Harvest says “I’m sure I am doing my best”

[@autumnbigelow9772]

I identify with “I have lots of business to attend to, some of it is even my business” more than i shoulnd

[@aggffdgubfff]

There is no loom... but there is a spoon👁 LOL

[@vjd431]

Tea came out my nose when she said that 🤣🤦‍♀️

[@hartrose33]

I would love to buy one of harvest's woo woo sticks. She is going to need the money to make bail. Lol

[@endlessasmr1353]

Oh sweet southern lady, I love the roles you play...so much overt and hidden humor! Makes my day!

[@janeavila8674]

I absolutely love the wide variety of content you keep putting out it's so amazing how you're able to cater to all types of triggers with such creativity. It just feels like any person that gets any type of ASMR can enjoy your channel

[@oest2029]

"and when you hold it up to your ear, you can hear... a community co-op" 😂😂😂

[@margybenavides9056]

I adore you so much, I've been a long time fan and this character is probably my favorite from all of your unique characters! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to make and post these videos, we all appreciate you and your wonderful talent

[@cavaliertunes3332]

I love Harvest so much. Thank you so much for this wonderful service you provide.

[@leanned.8828]

Never have I been so relaxed yet amused at the same time..... 😂

[@amanda_z_831]

You are always soooo hilarious. LOVE THIS!!!! ANNND 150k is so close!!! I cannot wait for the bloopers!! Love ya Mary!

[@GothAmaterasu]

This is the most adorable Harvest rp so far! I'd love to see her talk to someone who doesn't do what she expects whatsoever.... doesn't attempt to pronounce Gi/Ngi's name, knows the names and functions of the chemicals she's so afraid of, etc. :,3

[@Fistyarmstrong]

Hahahah "when you put it up to your ear you hear...a community co-op,its beautiful"

[@EvelynTheLeapord]

I've been watching asmr for about 5 years now......how have I not seen you before now? You're amazing!!

[@honestlyok8127]

I’m literally half your harvest video views, I love this character so much!

[@SassyCasy]

I feel like Harvest would make a killing with that skin care line😂

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I have a feeling we'll see that drainage ditch mud in the future.

[@SassyCasy]

SouthernASMR Sounds amazing 😂

[@domenicavallone28]

I swear your role plays get better and better 👍🏻 the acting is phenomenal and the tingles are great ☺️

[@vjd431]

Thank heavens for my woo woo stick, they confiscated all of my soap.... TOO FUNNY 😂 🤣😂

[@aang_arang]

ummm no one seems to be worried about Haven and Ngee??? I'm like super worried were they kidnapped??

[@shandrahaggerty5305]

Aang Castillo if they were they’re probably thankful to be away from harvest 😂

[@creativeone298]

“Got into a van with flames on it” please let them have just joined a rock band

[@healingpyshic888]

She doesn't care about her life she cares about projecting her insecurities onto everyone else

[@Miss_Wonderful1]

"Crafted yoghurt and goad hair" 😂😂😂 And this is only one of the main genius ideas you come up with! The whole conversation puts to shame any funny shows I've ever seen in 58 years of life.

[@namimori8256]

Warm fuzzy deathwish is my mood always

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'm wearing that warm fuzzy death wish today!

[@namimori8256]

SouthernASMR Sounds It’s a very cute warm fuzzy deathwish 😂

[@Thegreenjelousy]

Think I've watched this like 7 times already. I can't wait for part two! (please let there be a part two lol)

[@tudoralexandru7412]

Ok, i am calling Lucy trough wind energy

[@jazminjaquez9311]

Tudor Alexandru 😂😂😂

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

She's screening her wind energy calls right now

[@Mmercury24]

Oh my god I needed this!! I’ve missed Harvest 😍❤️ She is definitely gonna end up like Lynette and end up in jail or institutionalized if she’s not careful. 😂 Thank you, Mary!!!

[@sarahbear1844]

I’m so excited!! I don’t know why but Harvest is my favorite and I’ve been dying for a new video with her!!

[@Quarterhorseygirl]

Lol I love your sense of humor ... relaxation and entertainment at its best. ❤️️

[@MyEndoJourney]

Yus!!! Perfect timing for my horrid painsomnia.Thank you Mary!

[@agneseir99]

“Excuse me, this is not a weapon" "It's your emotional support spoon" "This is my woo-woo stick” "... close enough"

[@DanielValentin22]

Definitely, you should appear in ''Desperate Housewives''. This RP is perfect for that show!

[@haileehardcore]

Most creative and hilarious ASMRist!! Love you so so much Mary ❤️❤️

[@iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

this was delightful but i'm also more concerned for harvest? is she okay?

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Harvest has been through some stuff lately. I think the run-in with the "ultra Harvest" bruised her ego.

[@tessvallone4640]

“Ngee was just saying, before he deserted me” 😂

[@Trey_Xo]

I thought Luci ended her....

[@caIciferred]

i missed harvest so much omg

[@Hannah-zv1bb]

“I hear sadness in these pants”

[@crusadercreator8277]

Do a antivax mom one

[@DianaRicketson]

Let's not promote that even as a pretend roleplay...

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I don't believe I care to venture into that Vietnam. Not gonna touch it.

[@crusadercreator8277]

Diana Ricketson no see it would make antivax moms look like this in the vid

[@madelinebehnke9812]

I too, have a sign in my house that says “your house”. That way I don’t forget and get confused.😂😂😂 ps. Major phoebe vibe and I love it! Always such a joy ☺️

[@cassandrajoanne5838]

Something about harvest is oddly calming....

[@cathylee5840]

Love your role plays you are so cute Mary I think I was asleep love u Mary your the best 💝😀🙏

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@cathylee5840]

@@SouthernASMRSounds you are very welcome Mary 💝😀🙏

[@ThatWeirdKid140]

9:10 this caught me so off guard I literally died. 😂💀 I love this!

[@micheller5834]

I laughed SO hard at, “Namaste, Bitch” 😂 Thank you so much for sharing your amazing talent with us! I appreciate the entertainment and laughs. You are amazing!

[@dennismullins4660]

Hemp bags and Woo woo sticks. Love it

[@gunpreetgunnu7426]

I found Phoebe whispering in my house. I LOVE THIS TRAINWRECK. She's soothing.

[@chumdog90]

I wonder if Harvest's Woo Woo Stick has any magical powers.

[@ceeceeme6731]

Love Harvest! 😃❤ Thank you

[@grahamewoods5382]

Just yesterday I was looking to see if a new Harvest video had been posted! I am way too excited for this time of night.

[@robynhenry2607]

Your Roleplays are amazing !! 😍😍

[@mothercain]

"namaste, bitch" has me screamingggggg

[@Naomeme]

Harvest took NOTHING from Luci. DAMN.

[@lyssamceachern]

“SOME OF IT IS EVEN MY BUSINESS” HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vanessak.9168]

My favourite series ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ratedasmr7811]

I love how you still put up those signs

[@VisionOfFreedom]

"I don't remember anything after she said 'namaste bitch' " Maybe it was a bad idea to watch this at work LMAO

[@djaiko7268]

Your acting is spot on. Bravo! Unfortunately, I couldn't fall asleep because it is too entertaining. LOL at the "namaste, bitch" @ 9:09

[@DanielValentin22]

That woo-woo stick can be dangerous if a mom uses it. I will never forget that day... :)

[@gillianbarth5927]

A judgemental burgler... what's next Harvest 😂 Awesome as always!

[@dumbblonde223]

4:50 I’m laughing so hard at this right now 😂👏🏻

[@Katia_and_David]

This is just AWSOME!!! 😂😂😂

[@jillianobordo2529]

can you do a first person role play of you doing things around the house! i thought it would be a cool idea!

[@kelliking9540]

“I have a lot of business to attend to, sometimes it’s even my own business “💀💀💀💀💀

[@scarlettbigam9893]

Dang Harvest branched out into lip color!! I wonder if she wove it on her loom after gathering the materials from willing vegetables in her garden 😂👍🏼👩🏼‍🌾💄

[@JennsCorner777]

I'm gonna need a video where Haven talks about how the flame van took her and Nghee away from her crazy mother .

[@mooniemoons]

A thief will enter your home to rob you of your belongings, but Harvest will do it to rob you of your EGO. Namaste bitches. 🙏💫✨🍃🍵☁️☀️

[@daniarnica7119]

"i dont remember anything after she said "namaste bitch"" 😂😂😂

[@hamstjul14]

I started crying laughing within the first few seconds hahah!!!!!

[@roisin6221]

Harvest is my favourite ♥

[@Ali-foods-cool]

Thank you so much, Mary.

[@k92wilding16]

I love that with all our freaking out we still go through with this 😂

[@cami1249]

Loooove these roleplays

[@naira6014]

Thanks for the video

[@dogmama4444]

I love this so much! It’s so funny!!!

[@OutsideGalaxy]

Harvest's downward spiral is both entertaining and concerning for the town's other residents

[@t3hpenguinofd00m]

Holy shit, Haven and nGee are GONE?? Where did they go? When are they coming back? I'm devastated on Harvest's behalf D: