ASMR Parody | Unhinged Alpha Male Podcast | The Wolf Who Lives Inside Me

[@DannyDocile]

like and subscribe if you don't want to wake up the guy who's bed you're also living under

[@lordmudd4101]

I too have a wolf inside me, I really think I should see a doctor about it

[@DannyDocile]

probably yeah that sounds painful

[@WarlordBlackforest]

Biblically accurate Woman's hair opinions.

[@RolodexEnigma]

I'm so fucking stoned right now and this shit is just fucking KILLING ME!!! 😂

[@XxZOMBIEMRxX]

The audio only uploads lead me to believe Danny has an 8 pack and biceps the size of a double decker bus

[@DannyDocile]

32 pack 😤

[@ThisAlexia]

I fell asleep while listening to this and woke up a raging alpha male with irrational female hair

[@DannyDocile]

one of us, one of us

[@RolodexEnigma]

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING. THIS IS FOR ALPHA MALES ONLY.

[@talkinghospitalitypodcast]

This is one of the funniest things I have EVER had the pleasure to listen to on this platform for quite some time!

[@chillinwithmartin]

As an Alpha Omega Lambda Pi male I agree with you I mean womenz hair come on, right. That's the problem with the world modern women not only get the better hair products that allow them to smell like flowery wolves that real men desire to smell like but they get to wear the wigs and weaves that should be for men. At least real Alpha males. I mean who wants a to wear a toupee? Betas and simps that's who. Give me a 18 inch sew in. also I hope you don't mind if I plug my podcast. You can't find it online anywhere because it got banned from platforms but I now record them on poo and stand out the street corner and throw them at people.

[@No1TypeC]

Danny you continue to ride a fantastic fine line between portraying the authentic horrors of our world and also parodying them. They mostly retain the horrific aspect though

[@DannyDocile]

Thank u!

[@MorseASMR]

There are two wolves inside of us all. One is an Alpha, and the other has restricted internets access even tho he's 35.

[@DannyDocile]

both wolves are excellent

[@zaydengestures7275]

True alpha sigma wolf man right here... Can't wait for part 2. You should discuss the importance of money and how it's much more important to get girls than pretty much anything else. Give a nerd zeta male a big bank and even he'll be swimming in women..

[@grandrunic1552]

I fell asleep to this and now I turn into a wolf while riding my oversized motorcycle.

[@harri657]

LETS GO BABYYYY

[@DannyDocile]

LETS GOOO

[@ree4353]

idk i think Roger is 💅🏳‍🌈

[@TheManaPrism]

Roger is very homosexual, in a straight, heterosexual, I-don't-speak-to-women-cuz-I'm-not-gay kind of way

[@DannyDocile]

100%

[@end.olives]

Woof woof

[@end.olives]

Its not gay if she looks like a woman