« Help me i can’t sleep » Customer service : « have you tried unplugging and replugging your brain? »
@whynotsa68664 ай бұрын
have you tried to factory reset your brain?
@harkigaming70834 ай бұрын
Have you tried to update your brain to the latest security patch?
@CutieLexiArt4 ай бұрын
Have you tried to uninstall and reinstall your brain to see if that helps?
@funkymonkey72524 ай бұрын
have you tried putting your brain in rice?
@MR.witherstormplus4 ай бұрын
Have you tried our new software? (Not a scam)
@omeganappie4 ай бұрын
I love how chatty you are. I struggle to keep a conversation going for 5 minutes, so to me being able to talk for 30 to 40 minutes straight is impressive. Your positive vibes are unmatched
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
omg this is such a nice comment.. thank you!!! i really like that you like my vibes🥹👍 it's okay, sometimes i have trouble talking too!! don't feel bad! chilling with a friend in silence is a blessing sometimes LOL
@beanie.weanie3 ай бұрын
That is sad fr
@undertyped13 ай бұрын
That's because u believe what u say isnt important, when actually, nothing is important, so Just rambling about things that don't matter can easily allow you to speak all day.
@bearplz4 ай бұрын
I dialed the wrong number but she just kept talking and it felt too rude to just hang up
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
AH... WELL... thank's for being polite! 🤓☝️
@Not_maddox_3 ай бұрын
She got you too?
@pinkofastora4 ай бұрын
i really love the phone call voice filter so much
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i'm so happy you like it it's legit one of my favorite triggers.... we need to unite as phone ASMR enjoyers...!
@yeeexe93704 ай бұрын
@@chroniko_o i agree it sounds so good 😭
@TuigiThePhantom4 ай бұрын
Eep R Us is an amazing name
@Renigade164 ай бұрын
0:25 #2 Your close ear whispers are fantastic 🫠 Very happy to hear another radio/phone voice asmr 💯
@mauricioyanezrojas91824 ай бұрын
You are great at this, I love your ASMR! And your character is very cute.
@Personofmystery3374 ай бұрын
W fan
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
AAAA THANK YOU!!! thank you so much for the support!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 i'm really glad you liked the video!!!
@linarc72264 ай бұрын
Normally not a huge fan of roleplay ASMRs, but I like the vibe and humor in these, thank you for your effort into these!
@CasualTS4 ай бұрын
I enjoy how unnecessarily wobbly the headset is. I remember enjoying it the last time it was in a video too 🥰
@orang3753 ай бұрын
As a massage therapist, ear massage feels great. Just be gentle with your victim’s ears :)
@OrangeOrangesMax4 ай бұрын
The one time i don’t mind talking to customer service
@Kianz04 ай бұрын
I know you said I didn't have to donate but I did lol. I know it's not much but I just wanted to say that I really love your asmr and appreciate you making it, I love the streams and the videos. You're such a lovely person and I hope I can always show my support, love ya and I hope you have a great day. And I love these kind of videos too ❤
@Felric_Imperiales-XII4 ай бұрын
Strongest Chroniko Supporter ❤
@Personofmystery3374 ай бұрын
W fan
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you so much kianz!!! 🥹🙏🏻 you really don't have to ever donate financially but i always appreciate it! 🥹 i try to put it directly back into getting stuff for content creation!
@ashfeent14654 ай бұрын
Perfect timing. Was just about to sleep and this is just what I needed. Thank you for another peaceful night of sleep Niko!
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
aaaaaaa your icon... it's an honor to help a kuroneko fan sleep!!! she was always my fav in that show 🥹💜
@ashfeent14654 ай бұрын
Oh heck yeah! Glad to know one of my favorite ASMRtists has the same taste as me!
@alvaroelprimero2614 ай бұрын
I love her laugh so muuuuuuuuch
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
aaaa thank you!!! 🥹👍
@AnomalyVoid4 ай бұрын
Your timing is impeccable. Thanks for the dreams.
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you for the comment anomaly! i hope you had sweet dreams! 🤓💓
@MrBobdas4 ай бұрын
omg phone niko
@Danielathan4 ай бұрын
Another masterpiece. You seriously have the greatest RP ASMRs on the platform. You have the perfect voice and personality for these videos. This episode was very tingly; I love it! I appreciate you very much. 😊
@PrixtoTNT4 ай бұрын
Phone hotline again let's goooo
@ShiftySetax3 ай бұрын
Not sure what you do differently, but your whispers and ear taps hit different! I mean tingles down to my toes!
@Miitsuk04 ай бұрын
I found your channel about 2 month ago and without realizing it I always ended up on your videos. So I just wanted to say thank you for helping me sleep
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you miitsuko!!! i'm glad you're enjoying my videos!' 💓🌸
@Felric_Imperiales-XII4 ай бұрын
Im fishing rn so I might sleep while listening to this. KEEP COOKING NIKO ❤
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
FISHING?!?4!2!2! i hope you had fun!!!!!
@bobtorsen98304 ай бұрын
Ready to sleep
@Personofmystery3374 ай бұрын
W fan
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you so much for the support bob!!!🥹🥹🥹 i love your icon so much that dog is so cute🥹👍
@beanie.weanie3 ай бұрын
@@Personofmystery337XD UR ON ALL THE DONATION COMMENTS I LOVE IT
@bonzibuddy9564 ай бұрын
thank you for the 40ish minute videos, they hit a sweet-spot for me and i’m asleep at around the 39 minute mark.
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i'm glad you like the longer ones!! ty for taking the time to leave a comment! :D
@killahattack5294 ай бұрын
I like how if you shared this with your friend then it works even better with the lore.
@nyzmni4 ай бұрын
I really addicted to your asmr, can’t sleep without you whispering into my ear anymore lol, thank you Niko
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you for being here!! i hope i can keep making content that helps you sleep! :D
@chad2774 ай бұрын
As always the perfect asmr video keep up the amazing work
@lindsayshue60854 ай бұрын
umm i don't want to be dramatic, but 🚨🚨NEW FAVORITE ASMRTIST ALERT🚨🚨
@murlocmaster61924 ай бұрын
Oh....oh this voice gives me tingles! I dont ever get tingles.....❤ Really need to listen to more of your asmrs
@lorettabes455326 күн бұрын
Your way of speaking is so calming, I love sm.
@Rylan_4 ай бұрын
dedicated to help me sleep yay *alarm in 4 hours* ☠️
@shadowmitten4 ай бұрын
HECK YEA MORE PHONE CALL ASMR im obessed with the valentines one youre so good at these
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you so much!! i REALLY like the phone calls so i'm glad you like them too! 🫶🏻
@pandaasmr9094Ай бұрын
Honestly I’ve been numb to regular asmr vids I stumbled upon yours and ngl I never expected vtubing and asmr to work so well and I felt so sleep
@chroniko_oАй бұрын
thank you so much for the comment!! i'm really happy to hear it's working for you so far! vtubing asmr has sooo many genres within itself so hopefully you can keep discovering more that helps you sleep! 🌸💓
@pandaasmr9094Ай бұрын
@@chroniko_o naw trust me I love vtubers so much they’re popping up more and more which is amazing to see and I wanna start vtubing as well someday you’re on my list now for vtubers I aspire to be I also do asmr as well tho not as well unlike yours ITS AMAZING AND I LOVE YOUR MODEL ITS SOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!
@terabitez33744 ай бұрын
My dumb self actually started pressing the numbers on my phone ☹️
@borgor65394 ай бұрын
yayyyyyyy i’ve been wanting a new call center asmr and my favorite asmrtist made one! thank youuuuu!
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you for watching and commenting!! :D
@Fuwagura4 ай бұрын
10/10 would eep again
@-perrywinkle-4 ай бұрын
Thank you for calling me a gigachad lmao headphones just fall out and get lost if I fall asleep wearing them so I usually just forgo them
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
same omg when i had headphones with the chord it would get tangled everywhere and now with my airpods they fall out and get lost.... 😭😭 ASMR-without-headphones-listeners are VALID🗣🗣
@beanie.weanie3 ай бұрын
W fan!!
@watopin4 ай бұрын
I need a long version of inaudible/mouth sound part. Love it.
@kazemoeАй бұрын
I really love the pops it’s really cute!
@TheSporkenOne4 ай бұрын
1:45am rn i need this lmao
@scottstw4564 ай бұрын
Once again, love your content Niko!
@froof23304 ай бұрын
Idk how i ended up at this video as i was asleep and had autoplay on but listening back on it i know why i slept so good
@not_my_names35864 ай бұрын
i love the cupped whispers 👍 please make full video ありがとう!!この調子でがんばれ! 🤙
@SnifferAndFrens4 ай бұрын
I love the silly headphones. Chroniko is cutest ASMR vtuber
@laughingstock4114 ай бұрын
Going to Eepy Town. Hope you make a part 2 to this. Goodnight Chroniko 😴💖
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i hope you had a great trip to eepy town!!! thank you for taking the time to leave a comment! :D
@Personofmystery3374 ай бұрын
Very unique asmr video loved it.
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you!!!
@micahemr4 ай бұрын
After like 100 videos I finally dialed the right line やった‼ I haven't had tingles in a while but this video brought those back, thank you Nikoooo! 💖
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
やったね!!! aaaaaa i'm glad you got some tingles back!! thank you for the support mica!! 🙏🏻‼️
@Lumoona_0354 ай бұрын
The ASMR call called me. This call was so relaxing. ❤👍
@xScarrlett14 күн бұрын
YOU ATEE SO HARDDD AMAZING ASMR
@sheri.81234 ай бұрын
That was wonderful. I especially enjoyed the whispering in one ear while rubbing/making sounds in the other (in both the Ear Massage and Cupped Whispering sections).
@rikitikitavatiki4 ай бұрын
You really have a knack for making me feel at ease, Niko. Thank you. 😴
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
aaaaa you're welcome!! i'm really happy my channel can make you feel that way! 🥹
@ripxdoc4 ай бұрын
EEPY TIME CALLS
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
(in the tone of "FBI OPEN UP") EEPY TIME OPEN TIME!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣
@PokiDraco4 ай бұрын
eep-r-us too cute >.
@fitzjolt4 ай бұрын
WOW Instant tingles I love this filter you're using for the microphone.
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you so much!!!! i'm glad you like the filter!
@muffetsmuffin72024 ай бұрын
I worry about her headphones falling more than my sleep schedule
@Eeveeolite6554 ай бұрын
Amazing audio as always! why can't customer service always be this nice lol
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
customer service is like sometimes you get the nicest person in the universe but most of the time they still cannot help you LOL... thank you for the comment eevee!! 💚🌸
@XxXSparky2XxX3 ай бұрын
This service is gunna cost a fortune 😢
@lananielsen94654 ай бұрын
Hyper cute! Lovely voice and real clear delimitation between triggers.
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
thank you so much!!! i always try to make timestamps too so people can jump to their favorite sound! :D
@biggestenjoyerofthebiggest77963 ай бұрын
oh I was trying to call a different hotline for a different type of relaxation, one that's probably a bit more mature, one that not a lot of people want to admit they "enjoy" themselves to if you catch my drift 😏 yeah the classical music hotline always relaxes me and I know it's kind of weird to go to a hotline instead of just pulling up spotify but telling someone to play a classical music song for me makes me feel like the king of a monarchy asking one of my servants to do something for me which fuels my ego a lot
@beanie.weanie3 ай бұрын
I was boutta tell u to stfu but then i noticed there was more😅 thank god i read the rest
@AdamBladeTaylorАй бұрын
Dated a woman who was always super nervous being around me. She had terrible anxiety, and would stutter when she saw me because she couldn't express her feelings properly. Whenever I'd call her name, or otherwise bring my attention to her, she'd let out an "Eep!". I get it was an issue of her anxiety, but it was always adorable as hell. She did eventually overcome it once she was able to accept that I actually did love her, and she wasn't worried about not being good enough. She eventually turned her Eep into a term of endearment. I'd give her a kiss, and we'd snuggle, and she'd just let out a contented Eep.
@crispypata4 ай бұрын
BIG COOKIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Somewhatsanecatlover4 ай бұрын
Yeah this is fire🔥
@Charlie_Tsai4 ай бұрын
We are sleeping GREAT tonight ❤❤
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i hope you did!! ty for the comment!
@Doggo_Asso4 ай бұрын
Headphones are on point
@BenRozell-o4m27 күн бұрын
I just needed sleep and now I’m questioning what a shmorgisboard is This was super relaxing
@Klaodia-is8peachyАй бұрын
HELPPPP i love your voice!! ʚ♡ɞ
@SentientMicrowaveFightClub4 ай бұрын
Hear me out: ASMR trigger assortment where it's roleplayed as the listener going to a tingle drive-thru like a mcdonalds. "So, some tapping, a couple of fishbowl effects with a side of sksksk, and a cup of ice cubes in water sounds. Would you like to round it up and add a doppler effect tuning fork to that?"
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
oh my god that's so funny and creative LOL i'd like uhhhhh ear massage and uhhhh 2 mcchickens. thanks. 🤓☝️
@Shadrake4 ай бұрын
This is sooooo good! And super creative!!! Thank you!!!
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i'm so glad you liked it! thank you for leaving a comment! :3
@KrazyCouch24 ай бұрын
Damn it's the middle of the day?? Guess it's time for sleep now...
@someguyonyt5024 ай бұрын
Toy should do a yapfest video just straight talking bout nothin
@alexpaq5024 ай бұрын
That's awesome!
@xinxu66494 ай бұрын
Headphones look goofy Edit YOO I WAS NOT HATING BRUH WHAT ARE YALL ON ABOUT YO STOP FIGHTING I JUST WANTED TO BE FIRST COMMENT
@bobtorsen98304 ай бұрын
Cute goofy
@minecraftcreeper7774 ай бұрын
I think that's the whole thing
@guehtto97714 ай бұрын
Cute
@pokeycoconut9434 ай бұрын
bro a hater ☠️
@Yunaboomer4 ай бұрын
Goofy and it’s hilarious & cute
@joako0774 ай бұрын
I love the idea of a phone call but the phone effect for ASMR is throwing me a little off... I hope you can upload the normal version Niko!! I love these type of various trigger assortment videos 😊
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i do have the normal version saved!!! maybe i'll make it unlisted or something! :O
@joako0774 ай бұрын
@@chroniko_o onegai🙏🏻 i would be very grateful
@barnykirashi17 күн бұрын
21:00 Red-Yellow Canada Tractor is simpler.
@seishuncomplex4 ай бұрын
Good morning and good night
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i hope you slept well!! good night!
@TuriGamer4 ай бұрын
gamin thumbnail
@kittendragon67204 ай бұрын
I love asmr with the Japanese and Korean languages they just have a nice syllable structure for it I guess XD
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
SAMEEEE!!!!! it just sounds so good!!
@M3L0D1334 ай бұрын
i eeped
@Gwen_Hemoxia4 ай бұрын
Hi! Could you maybe put the link to an unlisted upload on the version without effects in the description? This is a cool idea but the high-pass filter makes me feel like my ears are blocked :/
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
yes i can do that!! i'll make an announcement mentioning it and put it in the description! probably some time this week! :3
@barnykirashi2 ай бұрын
Niko: "Have you been mashing Zeroes all the time?" Me, who fought the Japanese in my Seafire: "Well, Mayhaps...."
@marcy_the_vampire_catgirl4 ай бұрын
Yay another chroni video now I can sleep
@insanegem8372 ай бұрын
I find myself wondering how a phone service like this would actually do? I feel like it might provide a good income In this day and age.
@chroniko_o2 ай бұрын
i think it's a super interesting concept!!! the only problem is like, you would need to be able to transmit the microphone sounds THROUGH the phone line which might be difficult?! 💦
@insanegem8372 ай бұрын
@@chroniko_o I may be mistaken but so long as you have a dedicated microphone and a way that customers need to wear some form of earphones the only other issue in the way I can think of is the format for the signal transition, I don’t know enough about cells but I’m fairly confident if you send it through a ip phone (internet client phone) you can designate that properly. Though perhaps I’m over simplifying it.
@salesir65024 ай бұрын
Dont mind me just here to download some sleep 🔥🔥
@heyboots4 ай бұрын
plz take a bite of the big cookie thx
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
you know it's really tempting actually... it's just cork but... cookie shape.. if cookie shape why not cookie? 🤔😒
@ToaRahkshi4 ай бұрын
Ooh, a Japanese vid would be cool with your style. I see it's been a while since your last Japanese vid. Maybe a mix of English and Japanese to ease into it.
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i have a new personal goal of at least ONE japanese video every two months... starting in april!! new JP video soon!
@aemiliusLJ4 ай бұрын
First one is always free. I'm scared of getting fleeced if I call again 😰😰
@AweYeah4 ай бұрын
It sounds like a female Heath Ledger Joker is whispering in my ears. It's quite pleasant.
@dumbidiot45484 ай бұрын
Jesus, the inaudible whispers were epic.
@skribblewhy4 ай бұрын
I instantly folded.... why your voice sound so good with that filter?
@fattycheese4 ай бұрын
I fell asleep halfway through but when I woke up my headphones were unplugged and off my head but the video ended
@V1vidz4 ай бұрын
so apparently i watched this, but i have zero memory of it, pretty sure i fell asleep but idk
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i hope you slept well! ty for the comment! :3
@iiMetanoia2 ай бұрын
I normally never watch asmr but i saw an anime babe and my inner weeb said “Erm what the sigma and clicked and now im hooked what the skibidi” (i just escaped the alyssum)
@Bungle_Scrungle4 ай бұрын
Digging the headset
@Daily.DeadPool4 ай бұрын
I LOVE HOW U MADE ANOTHER VIDEO ❤❤❤I LOVE UR VIDEOS TILL MY DEATH LOLL ❤❤
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
DON'T DIE BUT‼️‼️‼️‼️ THANK YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️
@NINELIVECORP2 ай бұрын
Help I am trapped behind enemy lines!!!!
@johnnyjohn93004 ай бұрын
Of course it had to drop when i was sleeping
@ThatsMox4 ай бұрын
Mmmmmmm yes, I eep
@Biggestsmalldeal4 ай бұрын
girl you have to adjust your headphones they about to slide off your head
@arrowhammer55863 ай бұрын
100% wood call
@elliepixbit32874 ай бұрын
What a weird idea for a ASMR video, but really enjoyed the silly and relaxing feel of this ASMR video 😅🥰😊💕💕💕
@chroniko_o4 ай бұрын
i'm glad you liked it!!
@elliepixbit32874 ай бұрын
@@chroniko_o Is it weird that people would probably called this if this was real thing. I could see business potential with this idea lol :3