ASMR Quick Binaural Fix

It has been a while since my dummy buddy showed up. Last time after we finished shooting the video I let rubber puppies loose and they became so intrusive towards him, that he had enough and decided to quit.
He stood up, turned around on his heel and walked away without saying a word. Afterwards I found out that he went straight to the airport and take the first flight to the United States in the hope of being able to lead a better life over there.
He was determined to achieve success,, so as soon as he landed on American soil, he started his pursuit of happines from looking for a new job.
When rumors about him being hired by Jake Paul to record his new song ''It's Everyday Bro'' reached my ears I didn't want to believe it.
However, few days ago in the middle of the night my cell phone started ringing. To my surprise it was my dummy buddy calling. I picked up the phone and said:
Me: Hello buddy, what's up?
Dummy: Please, I need your help.
Me: Calm down, what happened?
Dummy: I'm stuck at the airport in Ohio with this chubby Jake Paul's friend. We have been trying to figure out to which city we should flight in order to get back to Europe. He is constantly yelling at me that England is his city. But how am I supposed to book a flight to a city named England as there is no such to choose?
Me: Book a flight to London and you will be fine.
Dummy: Thank you for your help, but it turns out that actually we do not need to book a flight anymore. Jake Paul has just pulled over in his Lamborghini and offered to drive us back to Europe. Can you hande it?
Me: No. I can't, but good luck. Just remember that you are not waterproof!
Dummy: What?
Me: Nothing. Have fun! I have to go back to sleep. It is 4 AM here.
Two days after the phone call he knocked on the door. I let him in, and asked:
Me: What's up? Did you make it? And why there are tears in your eyes?
Dummy: There is water in my ears and I can't hear you, but I promise it's everyday bro, I'll let you spread shaving foam on my face every single day. Just do not let me go back among those people.
I put my arm over his shoulder saying: It is ok Cali boy.
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[@Ballenman69]

the description is life

[@anabasis9054]

the description is love

[@whatiswhatlawl]

Bas Bijl i waa just reading that, I love this man.

[@OAFC101]

Bas Bijl the description is pretentious

[@youtubeespana6537]

love it!

[@user-mg3pu9ji8u]

Wervelsaus アイコン 野獣？

[@ASMRSURGE]

It has been a while since my dummy buddy showed up. Last time after we finished shooting the video I let rubber puppies loose and they became so intrusive towards him, that he had enough and decided to quit. He stood up, turned around on his heel and walked away without saying a word. Afterwards I found out that he went straight to the airport and take the first flight to the United States in the hope of being able to lead a better life over there. He was determined to achieve success,, so as soon as he landed on American soil, he started his pursuit of happines from looking for a new job. When rumors about him being hired by Jake Paul to record his new song ''It's Everyday Bro'' reached my ears I didn't want to believe it. However, few days ago in the middle of the night my cell phone started ringing. To my surprise it was my dummy buddy calling. I picked up the phone and said: Me: Hello buddy, what's up? Dummy: Please, I need your help. Me: Calm down, what happened? Dummy: I'm stuck at the airport in Ohio with this chubby Jake Paul's friend. We have been trying to figure out to which city we should flight in order to get back to Europe. He is constantly yelling at me that England is his city. But how am I supposed to book a flight to a city named England as there is no such to choose? Me: Book a flight to London and you will be fine. Dummy: Thank you for your help, but it turns out that actually we do not need to book a flight anymore. Jake Paul has just pulled over in his Lamborghini and offered to drive us back to Europe. Can you hande it? Me: No. I can't, but good luck. Just remember that you are not waterproof! Dummy: What? Me: Nothing. Have fun! I have to go back to sleep. It is 4 AM here. Two days after the phone call he knocked on the door. I let him in, and asked: Me: What's up? Did you make it? And why there are tears in your eyes? Dummy: There is water in my ears and I can't hear you, but I promise it's everyday bro, I'll let you spread shaving foam on my face every single day. Just do not let me go back among those people. I put my arm over his shoulder saying: It is ok Cali boy.

[@magnusjansen5476]

Love your vidios, your awsome :D

[@JacobFeit]

ASMRSurge greatest description ever. I hope you're a logangster

[@TJ-ky8ck]

ASMRSurge Beautiful!

[@magnusjansen5476]

***** I am aloganster

[@magnusjansen5476]

A loganster

[@fairygrave]

Timestamps: 00:12-00:56 (cap sounds from a tiny bottle) 00:57-2:23 (Fast tapping on a box) 2:24-2:57 (squishing a red & green sponge around the dummy's head 3:00-3:42 (scrubbing both sponges together, making a pocket scratching sound & a little bit of squishing) 3:42-5:00 (tapping on red purse/small bag, making sticky sounds around the dummy's head) 5:00-5:25 (tapping on red purse/small bag slowly at one by one) 5:25-6:52 (shaking a orange bottle that has water in it, around the dummy's head) 6:53-7:56 (squishing fake leaves at dummy's ears) 7:58-8:50 (Back at it again with the cap sounds from the tiny bottle) 8:52-9:47 (squishing both sponges around the dummy's head again) 9:48-10:29 (tapping on the box around the dummy's head again) 10:29-13:29 (tapping on red purse around dummy's head) 13:30-14:29 (squishing fake leaves around dummy's head again) 14:30-15:57 (cap sounds from tiny bottle again) 15:57-16:45 (shaking orange bottle that has water in it, around the dummy's head again) I hope this will help you, Good Night!

[@user-pt9om2nq4k]

Bernice ASMR Thank you.😍

[@magicmashups430]

Thanks so much! And at 10:29 - 13:29, it is the purse, not the orange bottle :)

[@fairygrave]

Mashups 'N Motion Thanks for the correction! :)

[@fairygrave]

유리이 You're welcome

[@samski2959]

tHANK

[@TatsukiHashida]

Best descriptions ever

[@happyhippie1133]

Please- I’m SO drunk (it’s my 21st birthday :)$ and it’s SO funny. What s way to play with our emotions 😌😂

[@malenii]

I need a longer more detailed version of dummy's experience with jake paul

[@8izzy]

i laugh at jin's jokes im your dad

[@PHANTOMxHDz]

It's everyday bro

[@salmaa9459]

i laugh at jin's dad jokes too. oh army

[@raskiwiii8297]

i laugh at jin's jokes *[BROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...]*

[@wakeshimutanemahazunakunam819]

i laugh at jin's jokes WHAT THE...HAHAHAHA

[@user-oq3vn1ni3b]

I love how you always have little stories in your description it makes the whole experience 10x better

[@samski2959]

It's fun to read the stories while listening to the video at the same time

[@katmintgi]

NerdPowerActivate DO I SEE VIKTOR NIKIFOROV

[@NayadeAracelli]

Vitya ❤️

[@CloroxBleach-up6hc]

I love how he dissed Jake Paul in the description

[@sofarky]

damn i see you everywhere

[@Enthusiastlist]

Unoriginal meme

[@samski2959]

ex deeee

[@CloroxBleach-up6hc]

I multiply myself.

[@numo97]

I believe that one day ASMRSurge is going to reveal his face only for us all to find out that he has one of those dummies for his head

[@Sjels17]

numo97 I wouldn't even be surprised

[@katmintgi]

numo97 honestly at this point I would be surprised if he told us that that dummy was his son

[@awfrick2118]

KatlinEvergreen I'd believe that.

[@CrysisVN]

lol XD

[@lain7758]

SSBB much

[@serendipitydaring]

I was watching this video on my phone while lying down when my cat decided she was going to sit on my chest, thereby blocking my view of the screen, and proceeded to watch the video herself. Her little head kept following your hands and she even pawed at the screen. She certainly enjoyed your video (wish I could say the same, but all I could see was cat butt).

[@onniekyaru8304]

serendipitydaring hehe. It's kinda weird how cat people let their cats do want they want. As if you're enslaved by a cat.

[@anabasis9054]

Ravioli ravioli give me tingleoli

[@thedingdog]

Ravioli Ravioli what's in the pocketoli

[@renarizaki]

Memes for Sheen just some drugieolis

[@renarizaki]

Memes for Sheen just some drugieolis

[@brightgreyASMR]

Glad your dummy's forgiven you. We missed him.

[@JacobFeit]

THAT IS THE GREATEST DESCRIPTION EVER!! #thesecondverse

[@CrysisVN]

lmao

[@graciemayzie]

I live for your descriptions

[@tuanboy1407]

Never left pornhub so fast

[@Jordvl]

did his moms bed leave PH?

[@tuomas860]

Copypasted from me on soap carving 2 lol.

[@haihungry7237]

+Floppy Linguine do you have aids now!!!

[@erik1523espi]

Yea I know right. I was halfway unzipped when I got the notification

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

@Ano nym *don't do that or you'll give yourself blue balls*

[@user-be6fs1fl9n]

最近ぐんと腕を上げられましたね… 音の硬さ、聞こえる幅、タッピングの仕方、本当に日々魅了されていくばかりです。

[@nefyll]

Where can I buy the book of compiled ASMRSurge descriptions?

[@nightlydreamer_]

I love the video description XD

[@Omitottie]

Omg your story in the description box is hilarious 😂😂😂 England 😂😂😂

[@lesoleil2035]

THE DESCRIPTION OHMY-- 😂😂 you're the best, ever

[@mort2247]

*It is ok Cali boy*

[@unwllllngly]

If there was a novel about dummy buddy I'd read it.

[@sarahr7515]

Thank you so much for all that you do. Especially the effort you not only put into your videos, but also into your descriptions. The stories you put in your descriptions help distract me from the worries I have in my own life and bring a little more sunshine into my day. On top of that, the amazing sound quality that helps relax me and put me to sleep. It's a complete package (:

[@scruffeno]

The dummy head Is staring right into my soul

[@wodnyrak]

This is like getting your drugs at the worst point of the withdrawal phase, ughhh yessss

[@brookehamilton7869]

wodnyrak well someone"s been taking drugs... ^

[@nahal7545]

I think he spends more time on the description box than the actual video😁😂

[@0ut0fm4n4]

Can we please have a video of just 5:23

[@tugrakorkmaz7373]

Timestamps: 0:00 start 16:45 end

[@bchavarrria15]

When Hispanic parents makes you do chores and an ASMRsurge notification pops up on your phone and you drop everything you're doing and relax instead👌🏼🤤

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

only hispanic parents make people do chores?

[@lizzielizzrd]

yeah, only hispanic. asian parents make people do chores _violently_

[@Pyrolf]

Rico Eldridge so true.

[@Freakyfoxable]

Honestly I watch all kinds of asmr/asmrtists and legit no one beats your mic quality; It's just too perfect

[@alyssahinolan7827]

He lowkey dissed jake paul in his story lmao I already love this guy 😂😂

[@riksa1234]

ASMRSurge have you considered about putting your recordings in soundcloud or somewhere where people could listen them and do other stuff without keepeng youtube open all the time?

[@spiken6017]

Rikzaw Yeah, would like that!

[@jeronimoagrela2793]

Rikzaw Download ProTuber from the App Store for free and listen to his videos on the background.

[@indiga_feels]

Rikzaw or download audiopocket

[@spamaccount8979]

you can also download them as MP3 files

[@nicole2060]

download documents, once you download the app there should be a safari icon that is on the bottom right hand corner and then u can go to any website u want then copy a link from the youtube video u want to download then go to the safari in the app and go to savefrom.net u shld be able to paste the video’s link there and press download - and it shld be downloaded :)

[@BrushlolNew]

You are like the king of description

[@mialevi1341]

BrushlolNew king*

[@loljustice31]

I never expected that the dish washing sponges would sound so amazing, but they're possibly my favorite sound in this video! Keep it up hon.

[@ApolloSkyes]

Even ASMR Surge has some salt for Jake Paul😂😂😂

[@sandrabermudez7511]

ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH YOUR VIDEOS AND DESCRIPTIONS 💘 Please, don't you never stop doing this kind of ART, this is pure pleasure...

[@mizzphitzbeta]

The description box is amazing as ever! 🖤

[@Ash-qn3kv]

IT IS OK CALI BOY

[@marymaggotface1994]

Best descriptions and videos!!

[@Imperator_Chrysalis]

The tiny bottle is awesome

[@spookyowl4658]

the description!!! i laughed so hard. thank you so much

[@thanhtrucho9188]

I LIVE FOR YOUR DESCRIPTIONS!! Anw, i miss the dummy head, so glad that he's back.

[@oberdamujigae]

oh wow even with such a short video I still fell asleep halfway! the sounds here are too good! I love your fast scratching my head was being hit with numerous tingles back to back 😳💕

[@BellaBedella]

your descriptions always make my day ahaha

[@ifiwashere]

I prefer your set-up based asmr than the regular tapping ones.. I think you're stronger at using props and equipments than scratching and tapping. Big love for the hard work all the time xxxx

[@michalkocourek5401]

Hello. (Sorry for bad english), Wait...wrong century...

[@sickadaptation80]

XD ору

[@ivanzubkov6958]

Хелоу. Сори фор май бед инглиш, ваит.. вронг центурий

[@GeoffJop]

DickHead 446 dimension*

[@almostawalrus9970]

(•___•)

[@shoubingji]

哈哈哈哈，你的头像

[@wooIy]

the dummy should be happy, hearing those amazing tingles.

[@baikennep4489]

my left earphone is broken pray for me guys

[@olafraj7992]

same 😞

[@imnzlkh]

same but mine right one is broken

[@mialevi1341]

Nep Feuille it doesn't matter with ASMRSurge. If only one side works it's still relaxing.

[@bitdw-]

I've had mine for 4 years and they haven't broken. Am I the only one?

[@square2037]

yes

[@causinnn3534]

the description is everything

[@DjFresh4lteFolie]

this kind of asmr is my favorite. i really like the strong binaural effect.

[@jeannewhispers6331]

Just love these creative descriptions. :) I’m always looking forward to read them.

[@nadeerare]

im crying, the description skjdjfh 😂 man this guys quite updated when it comes to youtube scandals it seems

[@Sjels17]

came for the sounds, stayed for the description story!! just kidding I watch all your vids :) glad you too made up again, it would be tragic to see such a golden duo split up ! loved both the sounds and story

[@Mr.Quack_Quack]

That story was wild

[@mitali006]

Thank you for all the wonderful tingles.

[@subsandnovidsPlease]

Your descriptions are a masterpiece

[@qqalaxyy]

THE DESCRIPTIONS ARE MY FAVORITE

[@bitdw-]

That's an amazing description

[@princessa4536]

Always have those great descriptions and they make my day 😭😭😂👀

[@BlacknBlueJ]

Oh my goddd I need a video of just the small bottle cap noise it's so good

[@melonmilkkk]

quality sounds, quality description, quality hands, quality video.

[@flatlandryan]

a lids only vid would be awesome! that little one did amazing for me

[@ASMRTRENT]

Just one fix to get me through. No more shakes, thanks for the tingles.

[@marzipan9428]

The description box 😂😂 just made my day.

[@jperiodcorrect]

i loved how you used the jake paul meme in the discription

[@Atricha]

Your descriptions are fire

[@cielque1974]

Your descriptions are so cute and creative ❤️

[@Strangii69]

The best of The Best ASMR Channels

[@hydrizctb]

The leaves, bottle cap and sponge sound like crunching noice

[@aidylsharil]

God damm slow ass notifications

[@CwoffeSwupweme]

oh my gosh, those sponges sound so divine!! i looooooveee sponges

[@existentialreader5323]

This man needs to write a book I mean, just look at the description!

[@mattiexo]

Lays down to relax: O-O-O-O’Rileys! AUTOPARTS! OOWW! **Jumps awake**

[@Joshua-ii4ut]

96% "love that description" 3.5% other 0.5% me :c

[@ppeachywoo]

That SAVAGE description tho!! I see you!!!

[@cscoop]

lmao the description is quality

[@solmazrs]

the best description i have ever seen

[@sweii699]

That story brought me to tears.

[@lamp9670]

I love the description so much

[@talkkikki]

I really want longer version of this!!😵

[@atreus2325]

Does anyone else get lucid dreams when you sleep while listening to ASMR?

[@imaniquetzales8952]

Ya

[@ourcade2626]

the description of the video gave me the strangest surge of emotion.

[@jakem5312]

Hi (I am extremely and greatly sorry for my poor English I am a student at the university of learning how to spell and I am currently trying to learn the full extent and secrets of the English language and I am right now trying to dig deeper into the meaning of one word that I just can't seem to get right and no one seems to either, my brother my dad you name it they can't say it, but aside from that currently I am able to say 2 English words that are very unintelligible but are highly interesting, they are, Hi and hello, but any other word I cannot spell at all, so yeah I am extremely sorry for how poor my English is please forgive me.)

[@tiak5192]

Jakem Lampkin this is one of my guilty pleasure memes

[@potatobanana427]

The description is amazing

[@hararhy]

I was wondering why he wasn't showing up .glad he finally came to his senses

[@hollydowd3194]

More descriptions need to be like this XD

[@almostawalrus9970]

YOUR DESCRIPTION GOT ON TO COMMENT AWARDS! BE PROUD!

[@Gardevoir1997]

3:45am in Australia right now, guess it's time for me to sleep lol thanks asmrsurge

[@sozx2380]

It's 3:18 here in Perth xD

[@nucleus691]

its 23:05 in germany and he uploaded the video 3 hours ago so it was ~20:00 in germany

[@ignificus8123]

Gardevoir 2:09 in the morning here in 'Murica (East coast)

[@Emersonw123456]

wtf man, the quality is satisfactory

[@themirroredvixa2324]

Anyone else amazed at how there is 0 White noise? o.o

[@captainbuttcheeks7333]

The Mirrored Vixa What does "White noise" mean? ~_~

[@themirroredvixa2324]

It's the faint fuzzing sound in the background... Most videos have it, it's not really a specific sound.

[@bitdw-]

It's basically static

[@Danek069]

You and youre descriptions are fucking awesome

[@chocolate9304]

i love the intro so much you should do more visual asmr and layer it with sounds i'm sure it would be great!

[@call_me_rhee6866]

description's fire like always 👌👌

[@CaptainSkullDemon]

Your descriptions are amazing. XD

[@quichealltheway]

Woah your videos have this good quality of sound and I love it

[@cxrinarox7786]

this is so good so underrated

[@noonions2973]

Glad you're back, dummy! Welcome home :)

[@w.1845]

絶え間なく聞こえるガサゴソが心地いい👂🏻

[@TheGirAddict]

Such a sad story poor guy glad hes back

[@datboyfred7590]

This description tho. It just made me cry

[@TheLittleOwlASMR]

Awesome sounds !