my girl just broke it off the other day after 3 years. it's tough, but with the strength provided by the Book of MS-DOS we will get through.
@starbrx3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry in France we say "One of lost ten of found" when we stop a relationship with a woman xD.
@Milk-vw1cv3 жыл бұрын
She's broke your up 😤
@Em-gd4vc3 жыл бұрын
Focus on yourself bro
@provethioaltum32763 жыл бұрын
Im sorry. More than likely shes getting rammed by someother guy. Cheer up bro
@vincezockt1273 жыл бұрын
@@starbrx NICE
@emmiehardwicke43883 жыл бұрын
Instantly sent this to my husband. He doesn't understand asmr but this will still definitely relax his nerdy brain.
@spravodlivykritik24393 жыл бұрын
Your husband is one lucky man
@zacharyalfano98463 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@j.alvare.z89023 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyalfano9846 its the small details in life that matter the most, youll learn it later ig
@electricletsplay20563 жыл бұрын
@@j.alvare.z8902 👏🏼👏🏼
@Fighting_Fatigue_1173 жыл бұрын
What's cringy about that? Seriously, I feel like I'm missing something... Man, Rift seems to have a few trolls in his comments.
@gregoryl.35943 жыл бұрын
Good old DOS, I’ll never forget the first command my brother taught me: cd/doom doom
@connorsarles3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha wow, I had a dosbox I played doom on when I was like 9, and my dad taught me that exact same thing
@okayokay123 жыл бұрын
@@kashkendall5146 must be a promotion for an app I will try it I just tried it I'm not having two wings and a smol pp
@HoneyDog3 жыл бұрын
@@kashkendall5146 Hm, two accounts with default profile pictures. Both created a week ago. Both only have one comment on this channel, and one of them is promoting a obviously fake app. Hmmm, could this maybe be the same person trying to promote a shitty virus?? Holy hell you must be actually stupid if you think people are gonna fall for your bullshit.
@YankeeStacking2 жыл бұрын
It’s actually cd\doom 😉
@polybius2232 жыл бұрын
@@YankeeStacking C:\cd doom
@TheOneAndOnly0043 жыл бұрын
He could read the back of a shampoo bottle i will fall asleep to it
@gamey__46423 жыл бұрын
Dont say that or next we will be listening to "back of a shampoo bottle asmr"
@chadderbug75873 жыл бұрын
@@gamey__4642 It'd be short most likely
@gamey__46423 жыл бұрын
@@Gamo0ol because first we need to hear the full manual of DOS
@moneymindedmenenespanol27493 жыл бұрын
@SharkTank are you just copying and pasting that ya lil Weiner
@crusaderknight28913 жыл бұрын
@SharkTank FUCK YOU
@U_C_G3 жыл бұрын
Glad the Sanitarium is getting a tech upgrade. Long overdue I thought! Last I checked, Corvus was still making his medical notes on wood carvings
@beetlequeen17323 жыл бұрын
My nurse was pounding out cuneiform prescriptions on a clay tablet :/
@redpikdman2 жыл бұрын
@@beetlequeen1732 💀
@pogfish47012 жыл бұрын
yeah I was using hieroglyphi- oh that's just my handwriting
@thevideocamman5674 Жыл бұрын
its 1991!
@MSDesignASMR3 жыл бұрын
This takes me way back... probably before I was born.
@okluminous5663 жыл бұрын
gold comment
@hometownboy65373 жыл бұрын
Same this takes me back, a decade before I was born. :)
@Jack101583 жыл бұрын
He will never run out of ideas
@Tom-vu1wr3 жыл бұрын
Like chip will never run out of bars
@ize78213 жыл бұрын
I swear he just looks at anything and shouts Eureka
@Jack101583 жыл бұрын
@@ize7821 exactly
@surthing67113 жыл бұрын
Well its kind of hard to go wrong, if this gets accepted as a good idea. And of course, why not. All he has to do is not be loud, and be himself. Its not like there are any objects that just cant be used for asmr. No hate, just dont get how some people seem to be really amazed by him just not going with the flow of never ending head massages.
@surthing67113 жыл бұрын
And not to disregard his very creative roleplays and rift world!
@frogtape43053 жыл бұрын
That feel when this is unironically too interesting to fall asleep to.
@epicscream12343 жыл бұрын
Mr. Prog
@UnderaRockGaming3 жыл бұрын
Just came here to like in advance, cant wait to fall asleep to this. I worked at Blockbuster back in the day and they operated on a version of dos so im excited to watch this and see if i remember or recognize anything. Also r.i.p block buster
@TheOneGodofMadness3 жыл бұрын
Recognize anything?
@kellen46713 жыл бұрын
I used to go there and rent movies all the time as a kid. The gold ol no toyota corrola virus days
@UnderaRockGaming3 жыл бұрын
Just starting the first actual watch. If i dont fall asleep ill let you know later.... if i fall asleep... well most likely ill tell you tomorrow lol
@ThomasParrish3 жыл бұрын
@@UnderaRockGaming lol i miss blockbuster
@UnderaRockGaming3 жыл бұрын
Me too, so so so much. Probably the job i was most suited for which might say a lot about me, but i dont care.
@willis323 жыл бұрын
A reading from the divine tome of the Omnissiah, we truly are blessed today.
@alexraley47333 жыл бұрын
Praise the omnissiah!!
@prohikikomo3 жыл бұрын
PRAISE!!!
@normantent2 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
@DOGMA200513 жыл бұрын
POV: You're Professor Clemmons during the 1990's trying to figure out your new fangled 'Personal Computer'.
@projectdaaltaran3 жыл бұрын
The 2 dislikes must be from mac guys.
@benthompson91353 жыл бұрын
17 there’s More than I thought
@jheitz2233 жыл бұрын
Linux > Windows > macOS
@TheDismissor3 жыл бұрын
@@jheitz223 did you forget that a majourity of software is linux incompatible
@Ozukai3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDismissor guy who literally has er as their pfp, a legend if i can add
@ghostrangerz82733 жыл бұрын
@@jheitz223 Linux is cool and all, but let’s be real here. For just about every situation It’s: Windows > Linux > macOS
@bobveinne24393 жыл бұрын
"You could make a religion out of this!"
@skitsyn89893 жыл бұрын
Bill wurtz was here
@severeautism50553 жыл бұрын
Let's do this
@ChristianRandorff3 жыл бұрын
Yes, hail the mighty cult of DOS (5.0)
@yatzeegamingop3 жыл бұрын
A guy actually did it. He called it "Temple OS", basically os from god. He later went nuts due to mental ilnesses.
@edmundofuentes79403 жыл бұрын
The religion would be so fake
@dogski28223 жыл бұрын
I love how a manual for an outdated operating system is basically the ER universe's Bible now.
@JuniperF3 жыл бұрын
I mean if somethings archaic enough, it can and will become a religion. If this religion existed, I would be a follower
@priestofcheesuscrust98253 жыл бұрын
Palpatine approved
@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien51443 жыл бұрын
M’aiq Approved or didn’t he? M’aiq does not know.
@getjoosed3 жыл бұрын
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 yes
@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien51443 жыл бұрын
@@getjoosed ahh but only M’aiq can verify what M’aiq saw, but if M’aiq cannot remember what he saw, did what M’aiq supposedly see ever happen?
@brremsilverte.90223 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I was wondering if I should watch this or not because I could not find an official Palpatine seal of approval anywhere, but luckily I found it!
@packingpeanuts41753 жыл бұрын
Approved by the Emperor himself
@abogus17563 жыл бұрын
Dude I really needed this. I work as a C# programmer, and this whole video legitimately subconsciously resonated with me. I feel like I learned so much while getting a good night’s sleep. So, thank you.
@Maxwellcafou3 жыл бұрын
I think he the first and last person to actually read this
@Fighting_Fatigue_1173 жыл бұрын
God, imagine having to be the person to make them.
@Charu03 жыл бұрын
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 true pain
@stickydolphin50383 жыл бұрын
No, we have to read this stuff in IT Class.
@rococoblue3 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised😎.
@theHerathrig3 жыл бұрын
LGR probably reads this for fun.
@CraftMine10003 жыл бұрын
As a programmer this is very relaxing, the dos 5 manual does a really good job explaining everything in ordinary language, nice change of tone from how I usually absorb this type of information
@Jesus-wi1tt3 жыл бұрын
I am so happy he is so close to 1 million subs, he deserves it.
@Charu03 жыл бұрын
I'm also happy for him
@Vynecloud3 жыл бұрын
I applaud your extraordinary patience. I wouldn’t have made it even a page in.
@ankarikunodawu59663 жыл бұрын
doing my operating systems homework while listening to this lol
@QuaversASMR3 жыл бұрын
Same, doing an OS exam
@dubslayer42073 жыл бұрын
Hope you get an a+
@Fighting_Fatigue_1173 жыл бұрын
Some school. Sounds like college.
@Calibur433 жыл бұрын
I remember being 5 years old launching Duke Nukem and Carmageddon from MS-DOS
@r.i.pjuicewrld79413 жыл бұрын
Omg PLEASE continue this as a series where you do an in depth reading of totally mundane and random things 😍
@henry70012 жыл бұрын
What an exceptionally thrilling video, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
@persephone90843 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, miss those days, when i didn’t exist
@texanplayer76513 жыл бұрын
This is your father's MS-DOS, this is the machine of the 80s whitecollar, not as clumsy or random as a smartphone... An elegant machine, for a more civilized age.
@andrewmaderer19893 жыл бұрын
@@texanplayer7651 the 80’s civilized lol. We know this guys not gay!
@texanplayer76513 жыл бұрын
@@andrewmaderer1989 You didn't get the reference did you?
@ffwast3 жыл бұрын
@@texanplayer7651 all he knows about is being gay.
@texanplayer76513 жыл бұрын
@@ffwast Why would you people talk about being gay? What does that have to do with an obi wan quote? Was the actor gay or something? Or why are you mentioning gays?
@bluepatriot60783 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the poor souls who’s job it was to write and compile this whole book. I would absolutely end my life unless I’m being paid a substantial fee
@endermage773 жыл бұрын
I would start writing a book like this completely unprompted. Granted, I would forget about it and go do something else before I even finished chapter 2, but the thought still counts.
@YaEliRoCz Жыл бұрын
The people that write manuals/user guides are called technical writers. I am a technical writer. The pay is great, most jobs are work from home, it is flexible hours. It is much less boring when writing them, as opposed to reading them. It also does require a high level of creative problem solving, as you need to be able to write highly technical concepts in a fashion that is simple and easy to understand.
@Jesus-wi1tt3 жыл бұрын
I get tingles just thinking about this. That's how you know he's good.
@yugonediee3 жыл бұрын
Of course he is he’s been doing this for a long time like we talking YEARS
@erratmorning37033 жыл бұрын
@@yugonediee fork knife
@mouhibgh69283 жыл бұрын
@@yugonediee fork knife
@nevar233 жыл бұрын
Flashback to 1996 me trying to figure out how to run games on my first computer, then feeling like a tech god when I actually got it right. 😁
@tanksherman89533 жыл бұрын
I love his pronunciation and whisper level. Its not to forced or to quiet. Very relaxing and sleep inducing; I love it.
@puckmarin3 жыл бұрын
Huge ASMR fan, but I’ve never checked out this guy before. This video came up as recommended. It went on my ASMR favorites playlist after about 30 seconds. Phenomenal for sleep!!
@dixieandbuck3 жыл бұрын
That book is probably older than i am. And is in much better shape than i am.
@rococoblue3 жыл бұрын
😂.
@cass_the_weirdo3 жыл бұрын
He needs to do the fitnessgram pacer test at some point
@mouhibgh69283 жыл бұрын
bro i am trying to sleep not get a ptsd atack
@crispybacon5563 жыл бұрын
As a request, I would love to hear ER read the KZbin terms of service.
@rococoblue3 жыл бұрын
Something tells me it will get...
@gamesux4203 жыл бұрын
I can connect MY home computer to another computer from another building or even ACROSS THE COUNTRY? The wonders of technology!
@thatreddude87963 жыл бұрын
I started this video as a human, but I have now transcended to that of a floppy disk
@bobveinne24393 жыл бұрын
you're just evolving, but backwards
@kilo39893 жыл бұрын
Mom: What are you doing? 🤨 Me: I'm studying. 💤
@PeterGriffin-kb2hf3 жыл бұрын
If you own a DOS machine, it would be really cool to see you use it for asmr. Those old keyboards sound nice and I'm sure there's something you could do with it during the video. Or you could just do a new zork asmr :) Keep up the great videos!
@vorloran13153 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Peter Griffin of Quahog
@llynxfyremusic3 жыл бұрын
The clicking sound computers make is really relaxing
@elijahpolen58722 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Peter Griffin of Quahog
@milosvuco3 жыл бұрын
00:20:29 Finally, after all these years, I can finally start MS-DOS
@geoffw60073 жыл бұрын
The only video that everyone fully watches when trying to learn how to operate a computer Edit: Also please do another video covering what you didn't read please! This video is so good at getting me to sleep!
@CausticAscarite3 жыл бұрын
Relatable. Such techy texts have a big potential to make someone feel asleep very easily while keeping the interest in what is being read
@TheDamisen3 жыл бұрын
Do you guys think I’ll be able to understand if I haven’t read versions 1-4 yet?
@theharbingerofdawn72073 жыл бұрын
"Imagine, if you will, a world where the people's religious holy book is a Microsoft MS-DOS user manual."
@rococoblue3 жыл бұрын
That would be great for me😏.
@julianprice99473 жыл бұрын
This is a great piece of literature that is massively underrated
@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth18063 жыл бұрын
This guy makes pure gold. Rift, you're amazing. Thank you for all your wonderful vids. Hope to see another book reading video in the future. They're my favorite
@teawings43913 жыл бұрын
This man litteraly never runs out of ideas! He always thinks of something
@tyraelhermosa3 жыл бұрын
I literally have fallen asleep to this at least ten times now. This is amazing 😅
@shield57473 жыл бұрын
Ah Yes the holy scriptures
@aaron-crokmay3 жыл бұрын
Holly shit so my prayers do come true a pure whispering video i have wished for this for the last year
@selfsaboteur3 жыл бұрын
We will now bow our heads for a reading from the Book of DOS. 🤓
@OctoEdlt Жыл бұрын
Apple pfp, L
@sirsalt4303 жыл бұрын
ER is like an unwritten character from the hitchhikers guild to the galaxy
@mr.statefarm12103 жыл бұрын
This asmr video absolutely BANGS. I’ve fell asleep multiple times to this. This is the asmr equivalent to stairway to Heaven. Absolute fucking CLASSIC. BRING ON THE DOS BABY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@chyaboi113 жыл бұрын
ASMR and a long book, two perfect things to fall asleep to. The man's a genius.
@villelepoaho41053 жыл бұрын
They don't make classic literature like this anymore :(
@82dorrin3 жыл бұрын
Wow. MS-DOS. Brings back memories.
@michaelroberts21723 жыл бұрын
This man is covering EVERY piece of possible ASMR there is in the world. He is the DEFINITION of an ASMRtist
@jackfart22273 жыл бұрын
He could literally just whisper-read a random book and we would all be entertained.
@jakebrown61533 жыл бұрын
Is that not what he just did?
@jonbenzaia3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah thats what he did
@supersonic200913 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he hasn't read excerpts straight out of the Lovecraft books.
@captainobvious95263 жыл бұрын
He never really will run out of ideas. It’s impossible.
@supersonic200913 жыл бұрын
Thanks Captain Obvious!
@Fighting_Fatigue_1173 жыл бұрын
I just want to know what came first, the saying or the advert?
@Melodical_Baphomet3 жыл бұрын
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 the chegg
@benilginocchio3 жыл бұрын
Considering that all windows versions are based on ms dos and many operations' name is the same this is actually extremely useful even today.
@YankeeStacking2 жыл бұрын
I literally read this manual early in my IT career. But it didn’t put me to sleep like this! 😂
@dragonstudios70243 жыл бұрын
Congratulations ephemeral rift you are so close to 1 million subscribers. I've been a huge fan since the earlier days of your channel. I've always wanted to be an asmrtist. Thank you for inspiring thousands of people.
@Atzy3 жыл бұрын
I feel that the meaning of the term "online help" have changed. Back then I think it meant help that is available through the program you are running, as opposed to a paper manual
@drewpetitties51682 жыл бұрын
Internet Explorer: "Write that down, write that down!"
@marcusanark25413 жыл бұрын
Uncle E continues to surprise me with his creative ideas, I love it.
@Aziz-fb5dx3 жыл бұрын
I hope that he does 'The Art of Quiet 3' and I’m sure that I’m not the only one who wants it
@LuCkKyStEpHeN3 жыл бұрын
oh boy as a CS major ive been waiting for this one ;)
@erik87273 жыл бұрын
2 suggestions: A tellsell commercial for a Greates Inaudible Hits and a matchmaking service for nemesis
@OneEdgyAngerSniper3 жыл бұрын
E.R. *says words* Me: *visibly melts into relaxed state*
@chrisdalton84672 жыл бұрын
I would really love a full reading even though I know it will probably never happen. Would definatelty pay for it.
@paneminadarkness41133 жыл бұрын
This sounds like an ad and I'm not complaining
@theroadstopshere3 жыл бұрын
As a CS PhD student, I am incredibly pleased to see this and will be telling people I fall asleep to it every night in order to increase my computer scientist street cred. Gonna flex on all those uppity web dev bois with my oldschool, CLI swagger, and high-quality ER-facilitated sleep (which is the bigger flex tbh) Edit: just now caught the added bit about deleting files you might want hidden from family, FBI, or KGB. Nice. Very much in the spirit of the old CS world, although I'm sure the makers of MS-DOS didn't include that addendum for obvious reasons. Got a real laugh out of me, though.
@Peeps408362 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is the type of ASMR I could relax to.
@debayanghosh51173 жыл бұрын
Do more like these. Reading asmr is the best.
@Vekurus3 жыл бұрын
5 rocked... but 6.21 BABY! DOS 5.0, HDM for a menu, Word Perfect 5.x on, Lotus 123, on an IBM model 30. Listening to this, while watching a multi-Vortex Tornado video from Reed Timmer (silenced) - surreal.
@LittleGibler2 жыл бұрын
This beats every other "reading you to sleep" ASMR video
@MOONxCOOPER2 жыл бұрын
Keep coming back to this video. Favorite for falling asleep
@dlwlrmae3 жыл бұрын
computer science student here. this video is greatly appreciated. thank you.
@blanaobla Жыл бұрын
Eventually I'm gonna be able to recite this book letter by letter from how much I listen to it
@pimpslayer91093 жыл бұрын
Rifts channel is a goldmine for content, crazy how many vids hes got i hope he gets good support from it
@PerthfenceAu3 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favourite. Also wrote and article today about ASMR because not many people know about it and linked you in. You have been a lifesaver for my sleep. What surprised me was the ability to have a max partition of 2gd! That's pretty large for back in the day. I started my first lot of programming on a 486 running dos. Now I run Linux "Parrot" great GUI for general use and pen testing tools
@Modernhabitus3 жыл бұрын
LET'S GO CHAMP ANOTHER ASMR BOOK READING LETSSSSSS DO THIS COPS
@mattrader49103 жыл бұрын
Holy! Almost feel like ER was reading from the bible... 'cept it's tech; ancient tech to me!
@joaolopes47183 жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend: He spended his time reading this boring but informative book, with a calm voice for us. We don´t deserve him.
@Renzosocks3 жыл бұрын
how do you constantly know what kind of ASMR content your subscribers want before we even know we want them? amazing
@Magodaparty2 жыл бұрын
I was going to sleep listening to this video but turns out i paid attention on the video so now i know how to use ms dos
@infringinator3 жыл бұрын
I have the book of DONTS. Get it? Nevermind.
@Kasai6063 жыл бұрын
Actually made me laugh.
@MarielaPerez-no5mt3 жыл бұрын
You are a amazing Asmrtist and keep up the great work
@Zethraxxur3 жыл бұрын
I hope you mean ASMR’tist’, would be weird if he was hating on them while being one ;)
@MarielaPerez-no5mt3 жыл бұрын
@@Zethraxxur thank you for correcting me ❤️❤️
@infernothegreat10413 жыл бұрын
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET!?!? YES
@emptycarrots40513 жыл бұрын
Why is this the most relaxing thing I've seen all week
@bunsenn50643 жыл бұрын
This video persuaded me to buy a copy myself, I’ll be getting one soon.
@joeharley14233 жыл бұрын
Uncle E, this has made my day, thank you.
@heapsmadgirl3 жыл бұрын
I've tried to read appliance manuals when I couldn't sleep. It usually works. This is a level up and even more effective 😜
@meekoasmr92703 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it's perfect, if it was too interesting I would want to stay awake to listen but this, just as uninteresting as you need to fall asleep ! Thank you ER n.n
@asmrnirvana14283 жыл бұрын
Had no clue what you were talking about but still very relaxing ❤️
@steelwendigo61183 жыл бұрын
The mechanicus approves of the holy scriptures. Keep up the good work brother.
@bruhmiusmomentium10823 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite book growing up
@lilylolz22443 жыл бұрын
Part 1 White Clouds Chapter 1: MS-DOS fundementals
@channieswifeyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
This guy can meme the hell out of anything and I’m so down for it lmao
@tlou2cinematicgameplay6363 жыл бұрын
MS-DOS manual for bed time story😄👌I just love your style
@santiagoalonso12813 жыл бұрын
this man uploads everything we need but we didnt ask for, genius, keep up with the good work
@closetraccoon49133 жыл бұрын
I was trying to fall asleep to this but I suprisingly found this too interesting to fall asleep to.
@hoxseptem40733 жыл бұрын
Hello there everyone, I'd really like to see a video on all of the Persons and objects of interest at Arkham Sanitarium- just a thought.
@Fighting_Fatigue_1173 жыл бұрын
There would probably be a surge in resident patients at the moment.
@hoxseptem40733 жыл бұрын
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 True that, are you a Lobster from the 4th dimension of darkness?