The Human-Plant Experiment | ASMR

[@livly_garden]

So this is what happens when you're buried in margaret's garden too long.....

[@oskarboman]

No, when hippies take it too far

[@avail2413]

Solid gold.

[@GreenGlo1991]

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

[@Zer-my6tc]

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS OMFG

[@focalpoint._]

Shame she disappeared, leaving with no remembrance but three bonfires. She was always a bit of a pyromaniac.

[@raccoonjamison8011]

I honestly think Uncle E should write a book series on his world. It would be extremely interesting to read and learn of how vast his mind is

[@toastguy-8496]

Yea and he could be the voice actor for the audiobooks

[@mglouise97]

Might work better as a podcast. Or could combine his soothing voice with his great storytelling abilities

[@PoptartIsBallin]

So just SCP wiki but on crack?

[@mrburnt_hashbrown3575]

It's Lovecraft so 1 question is it trademarked

[@fungusinthedark254]

I'd definitely love to give money for this

[@nathanyuhei1140]

After all this time in quarantine, now we do photosynthesis

[@Grace_From_Alpha_and_Omega]

😂😂😂 nice

[@SteveDice21]

We're indoors, though

[@nathanyuhei1140]

@@SteveDice21 Indeed, but a few hours relaxing at the window should do the trick

[@tenaciousjape8288]

Normal life: doesn’t go outside even though it’s great out Quarantine life: goes on massive hike with the homies in the turd weather. Seems like pHoToSyNtHeS wOrKs PrEtTy WeLl.

[@yin4331]

i did that BEFORE quarantine since I sexually identify as a sunflower

[@rainbowditto9033]

Him: talking about how hes worried his dead wife has become hollow The plant person: thats rough buddy

[@peresusjacksonfan]

Lmao was that an avatar the last Airbender reference

[@MsYunaFires]

I heard that in Matt Mercer's hippie SunTree voice.

[@stardino9475]

I was thinking bleach.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Me, falling asleep: That sucks bro

[@meganhicks9347]

Ok Zuko

[@zachstone6121]

Fun little fact: Ferns, such as we, don't actually have seeds. We have spores.

[@scatmann6502]

Zach Stone never knew! That’s cool

[@Garuda_XLI]

Good job *ZACH* you spoiled the fun *AGAIN*

[@freddo4304]

Fun fact I learnt more from the comments on videos than in halfy school lessons

[@scatmann6502]

LiXe freddo Fun Fact, That’s a fact!

[@italimanedits7649]

We now know the truth

[@coolminer1231]

“You shouldn’t feel much” as he literally cuts of my limbs

[@Mademoiselle_Mirage]

Genuine question as I was asking myself, wouldn't it be like cutting hair? Or more like.. cutting fingers?

[@noimsquidward7327]

Do plants feel pain? I hope not °-°

[@veevsu]

ZGX Don't worry, plants do not feel pain. They do have preventative measures against wounds, but they do not FEEL them in the sense a human or any other life form similar to us does. c:

[@yaboywater4965]

Veevsu what kind of crack are you high on? i just learned all of science in one comment

[@noimsquidward7327]

@@veevsu Ok thank you C:

[@bluebod2264]

I’m rather insulted that not once did you taste any of my nourishing leaves

[@bluebod2264]

Unless he actually does later in the video lol

[@SkyanUltra]

@@bluebod2264 fool. it is i who possesses the superior nourishment over your leaves. you had no chance of him even taste testing one of your pitiful leaves you mongrol.

[@roykong7024]

@@SkyanUltra Screw BOTH OF YOU, I for one actually grew fruits. Clearly you fail to understand the humans as I do

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

Veggies, bitches.

[@SkyanUltra]

@@roykong7024 i see you have failed to notice the fact that i, myself, am GROWING NUTRITIOUS FRUIT ALL OVER ME. it is camofruit, which is camouflaged on my branches and leaves.

[@coopercobb8867]

You could say I’m in a vegetative state

[@flaunjing]

Anonymous Mouse just like kim

[@lindabork6542]

Bravo

[@kaiservonpanzer213]

I read that in ER's voice

[@Max-el7zd]

Haha!

[@endy6358]

Kill me now

[@KindHeartedGoat]

This is true male AND female physique. You may not like it but this is truely the ideal form.

[@Meuracas]

Su u later Gorgeous W. Bush

[@brertt8350]

@Su u later plants are like both genders cause the got all the parts

[@alexbattlechief9155]

@@Meuracas so a bee crashing on 2 flowers?

[@loulou0501]

@@alexbattlechief9155 You just didn't, didn't you?

[@Meuracas]

OMEGA ALEX 01 Let a hundred flowers bloom... :X

[@Rhamburgers_420]

this reminds me of that goosebumps book, "stay out of the basement" where the dad is conducting experiments in the basement and ends up slowly turning himself into a plant

[@allenbell1427]

Cailyn Aube love goosebumps

[@8insects]

i remember watching the episode based on that!

[@skylardunbar1193]

Is that the one where he was like throwing up this green goo and feeding his kids green goo too

[@Rhamburgers_420]

@@skylardunbar1193 something like that? I don’t think he was throwing it up, i think it was from his veins. Like blood? But yeah

[@falloutgod1073]

Yeah

[@JethroDyx]

This is giving the term "Being a vegetable" a whole new meaning.

[@charliedays]

Oh, WOW!😁

[@vesuvius115]

Joe Swanson has left the chat

[@fxckedup7250]

@@vesuvius115 Don't talk crap about Joe, you probably like Meg or Cleveland.

[@vesuvius115]

@@fxckedup7250 Bruh, I wasn't talking shit on him, It was a joke, like ever hear of one, clearly not.

[@fxckedup7250]

@@vesuvius115 Joe Swanson is the best family guy character and I barred you from making ANY rude remarks.

[@thatcarguy2064]

Home Depot: So what do you need all these plants for? Ephemeral Rift: It’s complicated

[@alessiamarrocco3262]

Fast Car Boi23 this comment is underrated

[@Mimi-xg2xy]

ER:Its so I can grow some hoomans

[@JosueHernandez-um4kc]

True. 😒

[@bobatea_99]

ER: "Margaret's disappeared" me: *heart hits the floor*

[@RRTSMPlayz]

What timestamp of this part?

[@bobatea_99]

RicaRTSM13 The only girl who plays MC 5:10

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@bobatea_99 thank you ^_^

[@gothgothbby9597]

Bruh this hit me worse then when iron man died

[@3dshigechi117]

@@gothgothbby9597 wow spoilers, that film only came out in the 19th century

[@Thiccremoch162]

Ah yes, I am free to be human and do not plant things ,but *human* things such as: -taxes -do job -run from divine power -eat hamborger

[@orangecryptid7732]

you forgot one -cry

[@user-sd6zz2hm2u]

@@orangecryptid7732 -depression cuz all of the above

[@cass8421]

Also forgot -lie

[@stewiegriffin7237]

Running from allah, i am. Happy with me, allah is not. *Bad Things For Ketamine Have I Done*

[@Iamthelovelyweatherman]

“-drive car” is a good human thing too. You should give it a try. 👌

[@bartholomewoballs3351]

Context: Margaret tried the MiracleGro on your scalp

[@goosemilkgod]

Christopher Columbus hey how are the Native Americans?

[@cm_time]

WoW! i finally understand why im a *plant*

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Margret forgot we were buried in her garden then used MiracleGro where we were buried

[@gorgewashinton261]

Hello Good sir

[@cedarpointfanboy7317]

Kelp gro

[@asheru2649]

No plants were tortured during the making of this video

[@lineadoesart5518]

Waaaait. Are you reffering to Howtodad? :o

[@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc]

Peta would like to kn... wait what?

[@hollowdestroyer4220]

@@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc peta bread

[@phoebethebraixen742]

This is the saddest Ephemeral rift asmr roleplay because Margaret has disappeared

[@feralgoober]

She's gone hollow 😳

[@DeathnoteBB]

JimboThe FISH I passed out before I got to that part _is she okay tho what happens_

[@paulybeatz3688]

DeathnoteBB Bro chill it’s only a character 🤣

[@ThePeaceluffer]

@@paulybeatz3688 tell that to the waifu/husbando community

[@laszlohera1655]

@@DeathnoteBB he's sayin in the video that she plays dark souls goddammit

[@TheDamisen]

26:20 caught me so off guard. Was not ready for that, but I really should’ve been

[@whisperwindamarantha]

I just immediately came to the comments while still listening like "Someone else HAS to have mentioned the Bush talk." Found it.

[@ghostmangaka]

I'm laughing

[@howard5030]

I'm laughing

[@SusieLegionDBD]

This channel never fails to comfort me whenever I feel sad or having a bad day.

[@chameleonlord8621]

All those nerfs are a bummer huh?

[@SusieLegionDBD]

@@chameleonlord8621 yeah bro toxic Survivors these days 😔

[@stewiegriffin7237]

And for some reason, some people find him Scary somehow

[@Maries5000]

Yall talking in the comments about Margaret dying when the man literaly just said she be playing dark souls irl

[@goodguybjorn]

Maries HD LMAO oh I see it now!! The bonfires keep popping up as her checkpoints haha

[@therealnacho69]

Maries HD Margaret’s Garden will soon be handed over to The Consumed King

[@PreciousPinkCupcake]

Dr. Clemmons could reanimate her again I would think.

[@3dshigechi117]

Yea i was reading the comments and thought i was the only one who understood what he was saying

[@analisamv]

She gotta link the flame bro

[@cthulhu5702]

"I don't need any intense joy. But I didn't want any deep despair, either... My goal was to live a peaceful life, like a plant."

[@idekam2464]

IS THAT A MUTHERFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!

[@theathiestpriest]

@@idekam2464 It is, but Cthulhu said it so it is his quote now.

[@argentumoculisgrimm9619]

Fuck I looked into his eyes and now I’m turning to a plant.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

This is weirdly fitting

[@cthulhu5702]

@@idekam2464 Perhaps...

[@sachigame924]

She entered a bonfire and became hollow?....Did E just make a Dark Souls reference?

[@Rosweld76]

Oh look, I'm now a Chia-pet. I see Dr. Corvus gave me the exact body modifications I ordered! 5/5 TripAdvisor, highly recommend.

[@L0CAL15]

*Laughs in cactus*

[@type-10]

"Ah fuck! There are spikes growing out of me! It's like a fragmentation grenade detonated inside me! Oh god! Oh fuck! Put me out of my misery please! Someone help me! Please!" - Cactus

[@somniumwingz6858]

i cant put into words how hard I laughed at this message and that one comment

[@argalock]

This is underrated bro, it's very good.

[@argalock]

@@type-10 "I'm pretty fine :3" -Aloe

[@hansforfriends2025]

WE ARE A FERN!

[@CruxSynk]

26:45 "A lot of nasty critters were even crawling around in that patient's bush" What kind of bush and critters are you talking about here Professor Clemmons?

[@MsYunaFires]

Critical Role connection confirmed.

[@graysonmullikin5750]

eenglishbreakfast there is another...

[@ghostmangaka]

Laugh/crying.jpg

[@jadetheslime3140]

*insert hollow knight reference here*

[@madisontowne876]

I like how he kinda just peeked through the plants like hiii

[@charlessavilla2894]

He parts the plants and I instinctively smile like, “Ha ha you found me!”

[@DeathnoteBB]

Charles Savilla That’s so cute and also same XD

[@nic3152]

The Korok instinct

[@bandana4814]

This reminds me of that goosebumps episode "Stay out of The Basement" where the plant clones the dad lol

[@teddyripper1213]

Lol I was trying to find someone who was thinking the same.

[@Wollvzz]

YES

[@misfit2548]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought so.

[@spookygirl4444]

I wasn’t thinking that before but i am now lol

[@arody4579]

Bruh think I read the book for that or something

[@kio_6239]

Honestly, ER videos make me happy, comfortable, safe and chilled out

[@Bbill9908]

Hey ER, just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into your videos. Although I get tingles very rarely, your work is always relaxing, and I always look forward to seeing your latest works. Keep up the creative work, and tingle on!

[@dudecypher]

Hi.

[@NoOne-cs9ws]

He runs after them and catches them.

[@sex-attack_helicipter]

In my opinion when he making a gameplay video he is ran out of ideas

[@TH3SHUR1F]

Leon Menaut That’s putting it delicately.

[@maximumaction1125]

@@sex-attack_helicipter gameplay videos in asmr style have been around for a while on other channels especially when minecraft was becoming popular again and he says that he just making the gameplay videos for fun.

[@toastie8173]

@@sex-attack_helicipter Have you WATCHED the gameplay videos?

[@whatshisname1088]

Ok hear me out: ASMR in Real Thyme

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

I have never genuinely hurt myself with a facepalm... until now. take my like and leave.

[@akio5250]

I feel like I should fly all the way over to where you live just to slap you

[@Quantumact2908]

ok, fuck you and the comedy donkey you rode in on, take your goddamn like

[@comet3876]

out. the doors right there.

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@comet3876 Hi! Did someone call me?

[@8fuzz]

This is actually a good metaphor for how the legislator views his constituents, plants to be pruned and trimmed into the “perfect” specimen, regardless of consent, personality, and/or faculties

[@boomerpro87]

"It all happened when these bonfires-" [Tire screech occurs] [Bloodshot Eyes shoot open] DARK SOULS VIDEO FORESHSDOWING

[@Knight_Kin]

You have died

[@DenWell-SeedsOfChaos]

We love Margaret dearly and refuse to accept that she may not return.

[@Hy_Tay]

Den Well who is margaret 🥴

[@stewiegriffin7237]

She's Witnessing Perfection... All It Takes For You Too To See It... *Is 25 Cents.*

[@dnetne5508]

Wow.. this video was an amazing idea!! Not only is it all kinda cozy in there, behind all the leafs, but also the video quality..like the focus and all is fantastic! 10/10 good ASMRist

[@RocketRaccoonIzHot]

"by the way... what are the fines for necrophilia in this part of tamriel?"

[@Stellar_Politics]

Is this the first offense?

[@classicalunicorn6647]

I find it funny how I know he was implying that the mist was diluted blood but my brain keeps saying pomegranate juice

[@generalkenobilegoproductio5488]

Will he ever run out of ideas? Aside from his video titled,”The Day I Run Out Of Ideas”, where he turned a time where he was close to no ideas into an idea (the genius of this man!), he has never been close to running out of ideas. Impressive.

[@vvonderr2017]

I can't hear your voice and stay awake for more tha

[@iamlittlepon9548]

"tha"? "tha" what?! I need ANSWERS!!!

[@milky8002]

@@iamlittlepon9548for the time that it keeps to write that comment

[@edytabaszkiewicz3711]

Amazing how this person fell asleep while typing this comment and hit their phone with their face in just the right way to send it

[@MW-yd4xl]

Edyta Błaszkiewicz hahahaha such a coincidence

[@clovr4157]

@@edytabaszkiewicz3711 I took it to the next level I fell asleep one time woke up turned my phone on and somehow I went from an ASMR video and managed to open Google while I was sleeping 😂

[@generic_person9537]

I am George. Am I George Bush now?

[@raccoonjamison8011]

George Bush you are, trim you need

[@Bbill9908]

I am Groot. I am Groot.

[@generic_person9537]

@@raccoonjamison8011 sori bat inglish my fo i stooped guy

[@OMN1N]

You get a W for this comment. Now you're George W Bush

[@generic_person9537]

@@Bbill9908, sorry to hear that

[@spawner2469]

I'm still confused about how we still haven't learned professor Clemmonds first name from his brother Corvus, his wife Margaret, or even Kevin.

[@fleecy7979]

The only solution is that his first name would obviously be Professor

[@Krystalged]

William is his name

[@canadianprincipality8987]

This has the exact opposite energy of Crowley looking after his plants

[@user-cq7tg3bx2p]

“POV: you’re the plant in my bedroom”

[@purplenemo77]

*drops camera in plant* ER: “genius”

[@_ham4127]

what kim jong un sees while his doctors try to get hin out if a vegetative state

[@jesscruz7894]

💀

[@sketchpad7116]

This, almost instantly, aged badly.

[@brownshoe6542]

Why is the sanitarium turning into a Darksouls area.

[@brownshoe6542]

Potato Gameplays Am I under arrest officer?

[@og175]

Potato Gameplays yekskddmfjfkdldldklf d d ksksown endskksmd.dmdldkd. ddkod

[@og175]

@Moerlboro Cop im going to do the same thing but uno reverse it so I have double the times as power

[@victoriancuddler]

"three bonfires appeared in the Sanitarium" so if Margaret was a soulslike boss of Arkham, Clemmons is another, I'm assuming the third is The Entity himself?

[@thelemon0001]

Nah it's gotta be Corvus. Unless they're saving him for the Bloodborne crossover.

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@thelemon0001 if it was, I'm gonna go SHOOKETH

[@voinum6130]

Hearing the news about Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;^; Being told I have exquisite fronds: *sniffle* ;; 💕

[@doodledothings7138]

Who is this Margaret

[@MsYunaFires]

@@doodledothings7138 the Professor's reanimated dead wife. Weren't you paying attention? (also some of her videos should pop up in recommends)

[@LIZzardtheWizard]

Margaret is fine, rift mentioned she was in the dark souls world

[@voinum6130]

@@LIZzardtheWizard yES AND SHE MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOLLOW AAAAAAAAAAA ;^;

[@aaronjiang8964]

''Well, well, well.'' Uhg, what kind of mess I'm into again.

[@stipfedart]

Me before he even talks about the ingredients in the spray: “it’s blood isn’t it?”

[@icethepolarbear]

This reminds me of Goosebumps “Stay Out Of The Basement” (book and episode)

[@0nlyE]

Video idea: Professor Clemmons taking everything literally

[@ladylibrum7145]

He makes having my severed head planted in a pot a pleasant experience 🌿🌿🌿

[@osamashehata7811]

The plant was a paid actor...

[@og175]

Osama Shehata you fool the actor was a plant the whole time

[@joshpkt509]

massive developments in the lore of the world of Arkham Sanitarium. i love this type of stuff, keep it up man

[@AJBAXTER7677]

Read the description about "interspecies hybrids", thought about the ASMR AA video, and just remembered the video of that venus fly trap/mj hybrid I saw a long time ago. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I believe it can still be found. No idea if it's a fake video or not but it was freaky either way.

[@caramiaasmr8722]

Those plant trimming noises knocked me tf out.

[@dorvvid6983]

Robert Plant just had the tingles of his life

[@DabbleDAM]

Every time I see a video you uploaded ER I get a little excited. Like along the lines of my next episode of my favorite shows, and I just love it. Your production quality is always stellar and even some people I know recently started watching you even though they’re not into ASMR. Thanks for sharing these videos with us.

[@undeadsnipes6992]

ER: "incase you might be wondering what this red liquid is, well its high in iron, hemoglobins, and i believe it's type O-" ... wait a minute...isnt that blood? So margaret uses blood diluted with water on her plants?

[@eyb0ss317]

You really are a very creative person, real creativity is a lot more rare than most people think, and you’re a good example

[@georgeheilman885]

This is as close as I'll get to being a happy little tree in a Bob Ross painting, so I'm not letting the opportunity pass me by!

[@kelDef]

Yesss , perfect quarantine pastime, becoming a plant...

[@Bored_Barbarian]

Avoiding this. Getting some major “Stay Out of the Basement” vibes 😂

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Goosebumps memories

[@Dinklebergsrise]

Hell yeah. He could do some great Goosebumps videos I bet

[@r4dbit416]

Goosebumps roleplay could be awesome

[@Rhamburgers_420]

I still have that book! I love it sm

[@Levitator94]

Yeah me too

[@masterghost9883]

He must have used bonemeal to grow us so fast

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Nice Minecraft reference there

[@masterghost9883]

Thanks

[@shidbot6850]

Nice minecraft reference there

[@literallyjustadog3060]

Hah, didn't realize you were talking about dark souls until you mentioned four great souls and going hollow. So Margaret is a chosen undead then?

[@hairlessgrizzly559]

Ephemeral Rift is my favorite ASMRtist. He's a cool dude. Seriously, our dude has lost a bit of hearing and yet, he still proceeds to do this for us. Nothing can stop him, not even Cthulhu himself.

[@ghfdt368]

getting fallout 3 harold vibes from this (ps hope all seeing this comment are doing well wishing you all the best)

[@joaop2294]

I reminded me of that vault in new vegas where the people became plants too

[@tetinc4043]

I remembered those creepy af plant zombies from RE2 remake

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

was literally thinking the same thing

[@nickyd1946]

Just seeing your face, hearing your voice. It just comforts me, I have so much going on with my mental state and went through something horrible and you and your videos are keeping me going. Help me sleep and keep me calm, I truly love you and everything you do please never stop ❤️

[@glucoseguardian417]

I feel like when Margaret buries you in her garden your underground body would slowly rot and decay feeding the plants around you only making them eat you alive quicker until all that’s left is your head connected to roots of the plants around you and your bones left there to lay beneath you for all of time

[@austinkent4663]

“just a little bit more” proceeds to flood everything

[@pupusukka]

"My last patient was a bush. It was my first time trimming a bush" me: *snorts

[@mrwiseguy95]

This is the sequel to Getting Buried in Margaret’s Garden but quite a bit later so maybe she walked away to let the patient grow with the plants in the garden so a while later when Margaret is working with another patient this guy checks on you. Or.. Getting Buried in Margaret’s Garden 2

[@potato_man3076]

My friends called me shrub in 5th elementary school. I just took it a little further. At least the sun feels good `~`

[@PreciousPinkCupcake]

Upon hearing about Margaret's disappearance. I'm suddenly grateful I love mysteries and riddles having an idea. Maybe if someone sits or (as the case may be) once planted in her garden, if echolocation is performed she may answer. She is my favorite nurse so I would be happy to volunteer.

[@LoneWanderR]

A video out directly at 1200 on a tuesday? Sure, essential work can wait!

[@type-10]

About 19.00 in EEST.

[@LoneWanderR]

@@type-10 Jokes on you, Uncle Rift is AoA PA, USA, so its EST for him

[@TiaraASMR]

This is so creative!! Thank you for this video 💚

[@MrGame8706]

My Friends: So what have you been doing in quarantine? Me: **Hides MiracleGro**

[@raptor6493]

He never runs out of ideas!

[@adammaloney3192]

My boy has taken the weed farm to the next lvl

[@dukegaming1583]

shoutout to the nameless nomad for not deafening my eardrums with an ad before an asmr video

[@TwichyRamen]

Ah yes plant

[@Vladislav_Postnikov]

Ah yes "reapers"

[@maquisasmr3607]

😂

[@dram3711]

this post was made by plantgang

[@stevewinkleburg5300]

It seems my experiencing of asmr is fading. I'm pretty young, and I started listening to ASMR every day about a year ago, but it doesnt have the same effect anymore. Enjoy it while you still have it!

[@MrTechNetMod]

32:01 "This shouldn't hurt at all." I feel like thats an understatement and this is the equivalent of pulling out one's hair 👀

[@Hannahosborn412]

I hardly made it past the 10min mark. Very calming, thank you!

[@DerpeyGnome]

Arkham Plantnitarium

[@auterbug]

This helped me come down from a horrible crying spell. Thank you for the amazing content as always! ❤

[@rabiesgiver]

We stayed a bit to long in Margaret’s garden I see-

[@CerebralASMR]

This is everything I hope to achieve as a creator as far as vibe and audio quality. Simply the best 👏😉

[@Jordan-wd8te]

Rift: talking about his reanimated wife His inner Mad Sweeney: dead wife

[@Quantumact2908]

i laughed way harder than i shouldve since i have no clue who sweeney is

[@dahaha1415]

This was great! Cant wait to read the linked storyline.

[@gamewrite9]

9:05 Was Clemmon’s wife’s death a reference to the Dyatlov Pass incident ? Died on an expedition in the Himalayas. Might be a reference to the game Kholat with the world of the dead and souls and such . Just speculation though. Could Margaret be the result of all the weird things surrounding that incident?

[@LIZzardtheWizard]

It’s actually dark souls

[@TheBestCheesecake530]

I don't know why, but this is so goddam soothing. It may just be another aspect of the desire to be taken care of, but between the preening and misting. I'm a very happy little fern over here😆

[@devinhandojo1122]

My Random Imagination: You are a pea shooter(from plant vs zombies) and when you grow up, you get planted outside to kill zombies

[@beansmr9966]

This is so calming and soothing.

[@delsunreys]

When i say i need to vegetate, this is what i mean and i won’t accept anything less.

[@CerebralASMR]

I get a very old school vibe from this compared to his recent works. This is magnificent.🌱👏😉

[@elizabethcarroll9525]

When people ask if being asexual means I'm a plant:

[@hallethegalaxy]

Elizabeth Carroll tysm for this comment; i am d e d

[@spearspearspear]

How does asexuality even work? Like not biologically but social asexuality.

[@hallethegalaxy]

SpearHunked what do you mean when you say “work”? are you asking what it’s like to be asexual vs not? (these are clarifying questions btw; i definitely wanna share my thoughts once i understand what you’re asking😊)

[@elizabethcarroll9525]

@@spearspearspear Well basically it's a sexuality in which someone feels little to no sexual attraction. There's a lot of different kinds of asexuality, and a lot of the time people get it mixed up with aromantic which is like asexuality but with romance. I'm awful at explaining things but if you wanna know more I can try and get more into it.

[@spearspearspear]

@@hallethegalaxy Yeah basically what your feelings are.

[@tulatrippin]

A sword fern?! Those are one of my favorite plants. In Washington state I think their scientific name is Polystichum munitum. The ferns started disappearing in large swaths over here due to some mysterious disease...