ASMR Request | SinsyRazziLaRoe Lifestyle Recruiter

You're in luck! She finally tracked you down, and today, you get to enjoy your lunch with a "totally not an MLM" lifestyle recruiter for SinsyRazziLaRoe! :)
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[@rachelbehrndt9775]

The fact that you can do all these characters flawlessly🤯 this is such a cool talent

[@snooterpoops]

And no script! 🙌

[@DanielleDayzz]

“Lunch is provided... but you have to bring it” BAHAHAHAHAH I laughed at that for a solid five minutes

[@jessfromsheff9585]

I feel like this is Gertrude’s granddaughter. The love of a selling party is passed down through the DNA 🧬

[@oreobunn]

I'm a few drinks in and this comment made me die 😂😂😂😂

[@VintageLinav]

"Live Laugh Love" being the new "Bless your heart" almost kills me 😂😂

[@RoyalReyna]

I laughed so hard at that part 🤣

[@margaretforsey7763]

I laughed so hard at that part, too!

[@ruththompson8097]

Absolutely killed me

[@zarasteinhart140]

Who came into the comments looking for the girl who bullied you in high school defending MLMs?

[@MK-Hogan]

😆😆

[@lolAnnMarie182]

Haha yesss

[@Jel0192]

HAHAHA

[@Jel0192]

The girl who bullied me in high school tried to recruit me!!! Girl bye!

[@lynnedumas746]

Oh yay! A triangle-shaped business opportunity!!

[@DianaMillan]

Lynne Dumas 😂😂😂

[@DominiqueFox9821]

"I paper chase till my thighs burn" 🤣 thank you for this, it made my day

[@mr.gfromtheoc3926]

I may or may not have hypothetically been a retailer for the last part of this company's name...allegedly.

[@sweettexast2894]

Just spit out my tea laughing!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MR-sx3od]

“Hypothetically “

[@lolAnnMarie182]

Haha hopefully you’ve joined the anti-mlm community since then. It’s growing like crazy.

[@amylouisexo]

Sounds like MLM but ok on FB cracks md up

[@beckyriddle6650]

I allegedly have a few pairs of leggings I wear at home while I clean or veg out. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@HaleyBWheeler]

as a fellow anti-mlmer... I LIVE FOR THIS!!!! You capture the hun mentality so well! 😂😂

[@Liz-pc6je]

“Samsung Galaxy s100+” took me out 😂

[@DominiqueFox9821]

Same 🤣🤣

[@cherryjammusic]

the pause before she adds "plus" really makes it hilarious

[@hal013]

my auntie allegedly used to be a salesperson for the la roe part of the title, hypothetically... we thought she had learned her lesson but now she theoretically sells for dōterra... 🤨

[@MK-Hogan]

Omg, Mary as a “Hun”! Heaven! 😂 I watch tons of anti-MLM videos and now we have a ‘boss babe’ character. I’m obsessed.

[@lolAnnMarie182]

@MK Hogan I’ve seen a few of us anti-mlmer’s in the comments so far. I love it!

[@hotwasabi1085]

For some reason I have fallen down the rabbit hole of anti MLM videos and then this video was recommended to me 😅 I thought ‘oh Mary put out a new video!’ But no it was just sent to me at the peak of my obsession

[@TYLERBRUM]

I sense a pyramid scheme here Mary! ;)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

No, definitely not! 🤣

[@alethacelestine5842]

You make me happy every time you post I feel excited every time you post and I love your cooking videos even when you fail but that's barely but all love💗💗

[@potatomcgee6576]

Excuse you. It's called network marketing and it's totally not a pyramid scheme XD

[@jeannesrvtg3979]

When your friend invites you to lunch and tries to sell to you and you realize you’re not really friends anymore 🙁🙃

[@genesisdorsey]

I keep on coming back to this video because this is PURE GOLD COMEDY!!!!

[@nezziecakes8743]

I would love to see Carl at a Sinsy-Razzi-LaRoe party 🤣

[@LauraBohlin]

Dear Mary, you are a BRILLIANT improvisor! Trust me, I've spent lots of money and time taking improv classes and performing a little and have been lucky to see many funny folks in LA. You truly have a gift for creating characters and continuing on with the story, regardless of what happens (like rogue earrings dropping in unannounced)! I typically don't comment on any videos but I felt compelled to let you know how much I appreciate the skill and talent and efforts you grace us with so regularly. Your ASMR is always beautiful but this is next level entertainment! Thank you for 40 minutes of pure comedy. You're a gem! ♡

[@Himaryous]

I have done improv in L.A. too and yes, Mary is extremely good.

[@zofias7701]

I LOVE how each character has distinct mannerisms and personalities! Also, you captured the essence of an MLM recruiter so INCREDIBLY 😭😭😂😂☠️☠️💕

[@kayla0792]

Hi I just wanted to say thank you. I appreciate your videos so much. They have helped me get through the worst times in my life. I was able to get through mental health issues, hospitalizations, suicide, my dad’s cancer, grieving deaths, moving, changing schools, and so much more because of you. I honestly owe my life to you Mary because you kept me going in the hardest of times and get to the point where I am today, happy and finally healthy. So from the bottom of my heart thank you. I am so so grateful for what you were able to do for me. ❤️ P.S. I’ve tried to DM you on Instagram in the past but I understand that you can’t always see it. 😀

[@Alex-qk3jf]

“I paper chase til my thighs burn” lmaoo

[@rachelmedlyn2049]

Now, having been raised by an MLM mom my whole life, Mary’s not at all far off of what it’s really like 😂😭😭

[@Bigpomegranate]

So you got Scentsy, Paparazzi, and LuLa Roe. All you're missing now is Mary Kay and Arbonne 😂😂

[@jenniferw1595]

Let’s not forget the essential oil MLM’s

[@zofias7701]

Let's not forget MONAT😂 I swear I hear from one of their recruiters ever week☠️☠️

[@brianlavoie1153]

Thank you for explaining that, haha. That's so clever of her!

[@Hexada710]

younique too😂

[@Niceparkingspotrita]

Or the dozens of fake eyelash MLMs

[@snowymngirl2005]

I’m normally a silent watcher, but you’re hilarious and I just have to comment! You’re very good at this! 😂

[@bongwater4805]

5:07 IM SCREAMING MARY YOU MEME GOD

[@AshleighEllena]

Omg I want to post this is the “Sounds like an MLM but Ok” group in Facebook!! 🤣🤣

[@hinesc14]

Omg I just joined the group 😂😂

[@jaceygardenwray3413]

Haha honestly, this is scarily accurate to the kind of things these folks will say to try to hook you in Also that face you made after saying “I’m gonna track you down” was award worthy

[@PascalRascal]

all the little thought-out details in this video make it a master class in comedy

[@maggiethibault7606]

Omg I love this! 🤣 Can you do one of those “Facebook Live” salesperson roleplays? It would be so perfect!

[@frostybaby13]

When I worked in staffing, my boss was airy like this towards her clients, but ruthless towards employees - it was a scary time!!! Kudos for Ms Mary, turning the daily slings and arrows into awesome comedy! Love you, Mary!!

[@june0401]

I have watched this video So. Many. Times. You probably won’t see this, but you are so amazing at improv and honestly this is a form of art, you’re so awesome!! You have helped me thru so many mental breakdowns without even knowing it, and i appreciate all you do!

[@Skylar.d]

Mary: "If you walk away from this opportunity, you are throwing away your children's happiness" Me: *Getting Up* "I will take that risk. Now, watch me walk away, all whilst throwing away my non-existent children's happiness."

[@amysusanna214]

"what if we could take those goals and we could put then on steroids? ...which we sell by the way... And uppers!"

[@joplinbotelho-wade2689]

i got braces today and they hurt so bad i was crying but when i watched your video it cheered me up and i forgot all about my braces

[@nicolesaylor4027]

Hopefully you will start feeling better soon 🤗

[@sweettexast2894]

Feel better sweetie!

[@alanam6008]

Don’t worry Joplin, the pain will go away in a few weeks, or maybe days. Hope you have a wonderful day/night!

[@joplinbotelho-wade2689]

@@alanam6008 thanks

[@joplinbotelho-wade2689]

@@sweettexast2894 thanks

[@meg859]

I'd love to see more of this character. She could be selling to Carl or doing one of the newest mlms.

[@wyattkeleshian1542]

This is so funny and relaxing! My mom used to have a friend that sold for a certain legging MLM so this is exactly how they were like.

[@Mmercury22]

This is AMAZING!! Also, that earring catch was incredible, you just flawlessly kept going. Improv skills 10/10 😀

[@XXIII_Kal]

Love your roleplay’s they’re so funny!! 🤣🤣

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you! 😊

[@graceslifestyle1715]

Me too your RP # roleplay are so good hehe

[@autumndawn256]

I normally don’t watch role plays but I subscribed about a month ago and watched recently your elderly friends video. My goodness these are great. Your voice, the humor, and you never stumble out of character. Well done.

[@mrs.b3439]

I don’t get tingles from role play ASMR but holy moly, this is AMAZING. How can one be so entranced in relaxation, yet laugh so hard simultaneously? ❤️

[@margaretforsey7763]

Mary, you deserve an Oscar! I think many of your videos are hilarious, but this one takes the cake. The ‘live, laugh, love!’ Line made me laugh so much! 😂😂😂

[@peachr384]

It took me a while to realize the MLM was the most beautiful crossover I’ve ever seen hahahahaha. Also the new thing they call their things is Network Marketing (just in case you make another one of these) they learned mlm means pyramid scheme now haha

[@MistyBlueLights]

Omg I wasn't expecting this but I'm so glad it's here

[@charlottec158]

This is an awesome video! Maybe you could do a SinsyRazziLaRoe party ASMR video pitching different products but maybe do it like it’s on zoom because of COVID? 😂❤️

[@rla26368]

Thank goodness Mary uses her powers for good and not evil, otherwise I’d be out 6k.🤣

[@Boonanners]

I just was watching anti-mlm videos and wanted an asmr video to watch before bed, such perfect timing!

[@starbrights90]

lmao "Theres no oozing and its awesome!" 🤣🤣

[@Gockodile]

Sudden flashbacks to my family having years of crippling debt after my mom got sucked into a particular makeup companies scheme

[@amysusanna214]

Every line of this is perfection! Funnier and funnier as it goes on

[@MiguelSilva]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR????? This is gold

[@lachimoltrufia3874]

As a fellow antimlmer, I love this!

[@lolAnnMarie182]

@La Chimoltrufia Me too!!

[@cathylee5840]

Love these videos you look pretty Mary You're hair is pretty you need LA. you're a star you're the best 💕💙💜💕😴

[@Amber-mw1vq]

The tingles hit... but then I bust out laughing.. and it’s the same routine over and over tingles.. ruined by laughing. 😂😂😂 oh man I stilll love it for these laughs though!!!! I’m dying!!!!!! 💀

[@imnotmsleesha]

you are AMAZING!!! you make me feel so safe & you’re entertaining to boot. love you Mary!!!!

[@gracefulasmr9948]

I’m slowly seeing her following count go up! I’m so excited. Gone up 3k in the past week or two.

[@artprincess2000]

“your glasses they look like the ones my teacher wore in 1983 hehe, they look great on you though!!😇” HAHAHAHA i’m dying you’re a legend please never stop ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@rachell7318]

We stan an anti-MLM queen!!!!!!

[@charlottec158]

‘I’m pointing at your chest and not in an inappropriate way’ I love this so much 😂

[@up4rent]

Oh my god I love this! A mom friend I’ve had for the past few years unfriended me because I told her I wouldn’t buy her Scentsy stuff because I refuse to give my money to MLM’s.

[@phoebecurless658]

Miss Mary the way you make these characters comes to life is such a talent! It would be so fun if you did a video with this character doing in of those Facebook lives MLM selling videos, like the oysters!

[@kaeruko39]

This is so amazing, I love how you can lean into a character ❤️

[@lasagnart]

Mary!! I live in the south too and your videos crack me up!! You do such a great impression of a caddy southern woman 😅 totally reminds me of some people I’ve worked with. Especially the gossipy videos! You’re awesome👌🏼

[@victoriahipelius55]

i just had the worst day ever so when i saw you posted a video my face lit up. love your vids!!♥️

[@Chanel0825]

Thank you for another wonderful video Mary, love all of your entertaining characters 💕

[@MyEndoJourney]

You had me at the title...I can't! Needed this after this week. Thank you Mary!!

[@Error-bk4dn]

YOUR AMAZINGGG I LOVE YOUR ASMR YOUR THE BEST ASMR KZbinR I KNOW THAT GIVES ME TINGLES AND THAT IS SOO ENTERTAINING!!❤️❤️❤️

[@Error-bk4dn]

LOVE YOU MARY

[@AEW0416]

This is the funniest thing ever. 😂 “I didn’t know how stupid I was... kinda like you right now.”

[@marthaguess3624]

One word: bubvle 😂 peppermint schnapps, uppers, it’s like vd: you will get it!

[@Lan3yyy]

The queen does it again 🙌🙌

[@monnicamarie]

Don’t forget Avon and Tupperware.

[@morganmiller5413]

I don't consider Avon as bad as the others, they actually did start doing a good thing; it gave women a chance to make money in a time where people were solely supported by their husband or father, but over the years it's just gotten worse.

[@sweettexast2894]

Yassss!! You’re wearing that sassy cute Friday outfit!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Yeah, I decided to wear it today instead. 😊

[@ashleywiedau2887]

Always happy to see your videos! Lots of love Mary! 💖

[@katharinak_w_1730]

This is so relaxing AND I got absolutely hooked on the story. Thank you for this! ❤

[@poinsettiasage650]

this is my new favorite video of all time, omg you are the greatest!!

[@rickeebutterworth7634]

Omg Mary. This is perfect! Thank you!

[@conniedavis7374]

These videos are the best! You missed your calling as an actress. ❤❤❤

[@landonlong809]

Inded

[@MR-sx3od]

Or Second City

[@cassidy6257]

I need more of this! Absolutely love it

[@businesscasualasmr8532]

This is absolutely wonderful!!!

[@brianlavoie1153]

The "Live. Laugh. Love." bit was absolute gold!

[@RoyalReyna]

Im so glad I found your channel Mary. ❤ Scottish Murmurs did an ASMR artists impersonation video, and you were one of the artists she impersonated. It was interesting enough that I decided to check out your channel, and I'm glad I did. I love these kind of sassy videos, and your show and tells, and of course your organization videos. I look forward to watching your videos everyday, you make me smile and relax me. Thank you for doing what you do and I wish you the best 🥰❤

[@books.and.chaos.]

Don't know how to find words to describe this TALENT! Thank you!!!

[@hotwasabi1085]

This is still one of my favourite videos to return to. It’s just so perfect 😂

[@2birdlady]

I cannot believe the way you find so much to say! It's astonishing! Quite a talent!

[@BabyBlue-um3li]

😂 You are just amazing Mary! Thank you for always entertaining us with all these hypothetical- funny people we may or may not know!..... theoretically 🙊😜

[@Erin-im5bk]

Just opened up to see this was just uploaded! 💜💜

[@dennismullins4660]

This has everything but the books and cds

[@rebeccacruikshank1048]

How happy am I that Mary is an Anti-MLMer!! Hell yes!!

[@Error-bk4dn]

EARLY LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!

[@amberindreamland1832]

Yeeeees queen. I love the roleplays you do!

[@mom2ash557]

This video SENT ME! I was a retailer for a lip company about 2 years ago. I spent more money than I made. I appreciated every comment in this video! Lol

[@Autumnfowler17]

“That is remarkably specific.... wow.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@musicislove325]

I love this video, not even for the ASMR. So hilarious!!

[@jlizfriz12]

Hahaha this is so awesome 👏🏻 I’m a teacher and I work with so many other teachers who get pulled into this stuff and then everyone on campus is trying to sell everyone else the same things 😂 It last for a semester and then it dies. Right now it’s Pomifera or whatever... You are ON POINT! Love you!!!!

[@blueyedwonder8747]

This is absolutely perfect ❤😂

[@leannedelux]

THIS IS GOLD!!! I think I know this lady......I mean, lots of these ladies... 😂😂😂

[@danger0usperson]

I just adore you!💖 thank you for all you do!

[@emhmcconnell]

Oh my god, you did it!! Thanks Mary, you made my day

[@turastokes]

More. So much more of this. You nailed the distract and avoid tactic.

[@uncanny1204]

This is one of my favorite videos ever, would you ever do another one? Thanks!

[@jamess5282]

My go to video for relaxation now Thanks Mary ☺️

[@jessica.porter]

I love your videos so much theyre so funny especially the roleplays😂xxxx

[@annedibari5096]

Brilliant!!! Pure Genius!!!