ASMR ~ Ridiculous Flea Market Roleplay

[@YoursTrulyTess_]

I don’t know why but I was getting serious phoebe from friends vibes from this 😂

[@mooniemoons]

Tessa omg i just commented the same thing and saw your comment.. 😂😂 I also got Phoebe vibes 🌻 Mary would make a great Phoebe 😂💕

[@blerksnarfgut7332]

Omg I can totally see this character setting up shop next to Phoebe as she tries to sell her bizarre half-mannequin/half-painting creations lol!

[@random-user-handle]

I have the feeling that's how it was intended😉

[@YoursTrulyTess_]

Blerk Snarfgut I kind of need this to happen!!!! 😂😂

[@rory7485]

SAME I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT

[@KarlieMildraed]

This has got to be Harvest's sister. Just a neurotic and aloof. Awesome vid, Mary.

[@Mariah-ek5iu]

"You look like someone that would drink a lot." LOL! omg that Gumby glass 😋

[@michaelanic6131]

“I love you but I don’t trust you”😂😂

[@hwnliii]

“He’s not a glass he’s a little bendy fella” this got me on the floor laughing 😂😂😂💔

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

This whole video was improv. I acquired random items, put ridiculous prices on them, and then just made stuff up about them.

[@confusia7495]

who else can relate to being so poor you can't even buy things in a flea market?

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

At her prices, I think just about everybody falls in that category.

[@veronicaforeman8754]

Love it! ✌

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I have a role for my kids. The item has to be (1) small, (2) cheap, AND (3) cool. If it doesn't fit all three of those criteria, don't even talk to me about buying it.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

*rule

[@alyssanicole7998]

"it's mildly disturbing, but only if you think about it too much" 😂

[@magicalenby23]

Everyone who sells stuff on eBay in a. Nutshell

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

And here are the buyers: (Messaging me about a $50 item): "I'll give ya five bucks for it if ya don't charge me for shippin'!"

[@magicalenby23]

SouthernASMR Sounds omg soo true

[@peasant2princessnchrist215]

Lol! I love it! I think this is why you have so many subscribers. Because the world has become so negative and you bring us comedy relief and laughter. You're a shining light and ray of hope. You're an inspiration. Great stuff! 😊

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

The world has SO much negativity, anger, and division in it these days. It depresses me. Making these videos helps take my mind off it, and I sincerely hope it helps other people, too.

[@peasant2princessnchrist215]

SouthernASMR Sounds it does! It helps me a lot! Thank you! Hoping I can get the courage to pay it forward and do the same soon! 😊

[@danielaochoa4965]

I love how Mary’s KZbin asmr content is as original as it can get. Love this channel !! :)

[@michelle80025]

Haha i love this character - and relaxing video of course but that goes without saying - i think its rare to find someone that actually brings good humour to asmr videos you're the only asmrtist that makes me laugh at the same time as relaxing me xx

[@blerksnarfgut7332]

That one pigtail standing out from the side of her head, I can't LMAO! Great- and very funny!- video as always, Mary! : )

[@tildatinglesasmr7394]

You’re such a quote machine 😅❤️

[@tildatinglesasmr7394]

Spring Water that Mary always says the funniest things :)

[@alonememe]

Yeah, I would take these super hiper sanitized tongue sticks for sure 😷 Organic gluten free poliester?! Wow, this sounds like fabric of the future 😁 That VHS camera would be just great for every day vlogs in the city.

[@Debrrrs]

Good lord, Mary! You crack me up while relaxing me at the same time!!!

[@StarfishSavvy]

I. LOVE. YOU!! Your humor is awesome. Have to always watch your vids once then go back and use them for sleep 🤣

[@monalane8740]

I love that even years after I can still stumble upon some of your cool things I haven't seen before!

[@erikaethierdupont6096]

your characters are always the best, your roleplays are so original and funny compared to all the other asmr channels

[@kellyallison4355]

Roleplays don't give me ASMR, but I still watch yours because they are sooo entertaining 😄 This was ridiculously marvelous. You are a talented writer/actress. Thank you for everything you do!

[@princesslisamarie7860]

I love how you have full on conversations. I can even hear the responses! So realistic! Great job. Omg this is hilarious!

[@asmrachel2255]

I love your roleplays more than anything!! This was so entertaining and I was very relaxed at the same time.

[@kittylynne607]

You are so good at these it's ridiculous. Thanks for another great video. You work so hard, and I know I appreciate it from the bottom of my cold, black little heart.💖💗

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@tessar6820]

“You look like someone who drinks a lot” ..dangit

[@briannamecedes]

This is just what I needed tonight, thank you so much Mary! ❤️

[@andreaenakiev]

Ooohh!! Gumby!!! In Argentina was "Gomosito" 😁💖 I remember him!!

[@HawysRees]

This is by far one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while but also extremely relaxing. It’s a bizarre combination of feelings ..yet it works 🙌🏽 love it xo

[@donald4312]

"That's the fair market value for this Gumby goblet" 🤣🤣

[@carlyfrakes8031]

I didn't read that it was a roleplay so I was generally concerned when the video started 😂. This video kept getting better and better omg! This is hilarious

[@doryaf2077]

You need your own tv show, this is so relaxing and entertaining at the same time. Is she going to be a regular character because I LOVE her oh my gosh. "I love you but I don't trust you" had me wanting to pay $11.84 for some magic gum ice cubes. You're super magic, Mary! I commented too soon. The therapist bit oh my gosh 😂😂😂

[@HaleyBWheeler]

OMG I’M SO EARLY!! Yay, right when I curl up in bed! You are the best ever!

[@princessbell2530]

Haley B. Wheeler lol but did you fall asleep? this video was a riot. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@HaleyBWheeler]

princess bell I actually couldn’t fall asleep! I was relaxed but then I’d snap into a fit of laughing!

[@dennismullins4660]

What a perfect way to end the day. I went to a flea market yesterday and you are right on.you just keep getting better and better

[@lydialuvs]

Next time you do one of these, you should have the character at the end say "well I have this piece of junk but you won't want it" and pull out a really nice item for super cheap. It would be so funny! I love this video, you did a great job with it ❤

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Hahaha! That would have been awesome!

[@Myraleighh]

The mention of Beanie Babies, retirement, and the flea market setting... Trish? But insane? 0.0

[@morganheflin7126]

You’re such a great actress! What a character!! Love this!

[@JVanegas594]

This is amazing. Thank you so much for your wonderful dedication to the ASMR community ❤️❤️🙌🙌

[@FinalFirebrand]

It's like Harvest's weird(er?) cousin. Love it!

[@gr4cezi]

when you brought up the beanie babies i lost it, reminds me of when grandma was a crazy collector 😂

[@UPLIFTEDLAMB]

🤣😂 how can i fall asleep when I’m laughing? You’re the best

[@sleepycatwitch7938]

This was relaxing but so funny at the same time!😂😂❤️

[@sleepycatwitch7938]

THE MORE I WATCH THE BETTER IT GETS THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@red___shoes]

Ahahahaha you are so funny, you do loopey well. I loved gumby as a kid, i had a little figurine of him and pokey.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Me too! I still have mine somewhere. :)

[@chriswilliams3807]

My new favorite ASMRtist! I was watching another ASMRtist and she recommended you and said in her video that you do the best thrift shop hauls. I work a third shift desk job and I play your videos while I work. Such relaxation ❤️❤️

[@LoveOfMine1]

Love this!! I would love to see another video like this with the same kind of eccentric sales lady but who tries to sell her handmade jewelry. She could maybe look very bohemian and be just “out there”! I think it’d be great!! Haha

[@marigoldrussell6804]

I have never giggled so much during an ASMR video...luv ❤️it

[@wendyhansen3223]

How can someone be soothing and make me laugh. Love Gumby ... (a whole bottle of mad dog.)

[@babyface45]

I just love and adore everything you do! You make me laugh so hard my whole family is looking at me like I'm crazy.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@WaluigiWhispers]

Ive always loved the sound of the change dispensers. Could you maybe do a video with it sometime?

[@gumswashington5203]

omg!!!! my son is one years old and when I had him in the hospital I noticed he constantly chomped his gums and I started calling him gums. it then turned gumsy and then to as I spell it gumbie. and he has been gumbie ever since. I never knew about the show Gumby and someone said he does not look like Gumby and then I looked it up and realized I had in fact not made up the name gumbie. everyone calls him gumbie family, friends, doctors, literally EVERYONE! I have shown him episodes of the original Gumby and his eyes get so big when they sing hey Gumby! and he laughs it's like he thinks this is my show..... anyways this is a link comment and I know you read ALOT of them but if you do red it I hope it at the very least makes you smile if not laugh a little. And I know this is an acting ASMR skit but I love that Gumby glass, cup, or whatever it may be. and if I ever find one I would definitely buy it to keep for my son

[@theclownsystem9429]

Kind of got some Harvest vibes from this character lol. Loved this!

[@Littlesealboyvintage]

The best role play I’ve ever seen 😂 I instantly subscribed!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@BlueTangerine-xx4vk]

The tongue depressor thing is just amazing :)

[@vm88940]

I've been waiting for roleplays lol

[@Keke88]

If people would buy these items that could be riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels. You are hilarious!!!

[@Milkbread12]

I love this a lot more than I expected, great video!!

[@youwillbeLOLified]

thank you for always giving us such original and fantastic content :’)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome!

[@abwigim]

Gumby!!! I thought I was the only one that remembered Gumby and Pokey. lol

[@treated2465]

Looks like i’m taking out loans in the morning..

[@zaraenneasmr2514]

I already lost track of how many times that I've watched this video.

[@inthetearoom]

Your sense of humor is great

[@mooniemoons]

this roleplay reminds me so much of Phoebe from Friends. 😂 Love you Mary, awesome as always. 🐝🌈💕

[@sleepygarfield3265]

The first time you showed the minion hoodie I didn’t like it just because I don’t know but now ?? I would totally wear it ironically ?? But omg I cant stop thinking this is like in another universe, and they just came back from earth and are trying to sell the stuff they brought back

[@alwyzgrly76]

I just love your videos. So original. This is awesome.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much!

[@kalebblack1565]

This rp reminded me so much of Harvest. Speaking of I would really like to meet Harvest's mom and have her like showing Harvest up in so many ways. Or have Harvest at a family reunion

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I have a feeling that Harvest's family is full of a bunch of anti-Harvests, and she's ashamed to be associated with them...and the feeling is mutual.

[@justaperson1994]

Love these role playz!!

[@julianrose7295]

so many good lines in this one idek what to quote😭😭 (also, my dumb ass would probably be tempted to actually shell out for a hello kitty license plate LOL)

[@SafeBck]

Love your videos Mary! Anyway you could do another grocery haul video soon? Those are fun and relaxing to see! It’s interesting to see what other people get, gives you ideas of different things maybe we should buy! It’s nice! Have a good day.

[@megreads824]

I love it when you do wacky characters!

[@cherishortcake]

You're so creative! I just love your role plays

[@Spilululily]

“It’s an owl, and he’s got these daaaangly feet. It’s like his legs are broken!”

[@14THEPINKPANTHER]

OH MY GOD ITS GUMBY

[@sky8469]

Gumby and Pokey! Loved the toy I had of those. 😃💕

[@princessbell2530]

you are cracking me up!! too funny. lmao!!

[@XOXFilms]

This character reminds me a little bit of Salmon from ASMRrequests! So good!

[@Elisa98438]

Awww gumby and pokey!

[@jadebear0717]

Please make a part 2 to this! It’s been so long 😩

[@lauriejb92]

You had me at Mad Dog 😂

[@doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog]

"I thought there'd be pictures, like you could just look and point and grunt when you see something you like" hahahahah fucking hell 😆

[@bellasouza581]

"I love you, but i dont trust you" *says to the stranger* BIG MOOD

[@mwritesabout]

The demented owl is so freaky it's cute.

[@calicocat4397]

I’d drink a whole bottle of wine out of that Gumby glass.

[@johku7638]

I think she needs a sequel, this video is so fitting right now 😁

[@cristinaalsos4197]

Mary's post it budget must keep the local dolla-dolla trees in bidness :P

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

They actually came from Goodwill

[@Sarabibliomania1]

I would have totally bought some stuff. If only because I want you to achieve your beanie baby dreams!!!

[@Bionic_Webb]

I’m from the year 2020 we need this character to continue on in a new roleplay

[@Aimee-jg5dr]

you’re so funny and original! i love your videos 💕

[@e333r5]

And is this a new character??😉

[@HaleyBWheeler]

Rose Beauty i sure hope so! Her name should be like Judy or Joni or something. That’s what comes to mind for me! But I’m sure she’ll think of something super fitting!

[@e333r5]

Haley B. Wheeler Judy is so perfect but your right she’ll come up with something so amazing❤️😂😍

[@dumbblonde223]

I'm so excited for this 😂

[@megreads824]

Oh man! My parents had a video camera like that when I was a kid! So cool!

[@jamesmark782]

I remember my neighbors using that camcorder to take videos of their first daughter... wow.

[@s.morris5980]

I really hope that the Gumby cup ain't got actual lead in it 😆😆 my uncle would kill for that cup though.. he's such a huge fan

[@mbb--]

Lol my mom has a very dusty beanie baby collection that she also thought was going to help with her retirement

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I actually feel bad for all the people who invested thousands of dollars in those things, thinking they'd always be valuable. It's really sad.

[@jilllunar8861]

Omg Gumby !!! I haven’t seen anything Gumby in a long time.

[@xenadragonbreath]

I hope you become a famous actress someday. So good

[@Splash_of_Freedom]

I laughed so hard! You're awesome!

[@SkyleonMK7]

I love this lady. Hope to see more of her. She reminds me of Harvest for some reason.. bless her heart.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'm acquiring too many characters! Aaaahh!

[@SkyleonMK7]

SouthernASMR Sounds it’s because you’re so darn good!

[@rchloe-bv3sl]

The Gumby chalice. I want that in my life. :D

[@Elisa98438]

Bahaha I love this character! ❤️❌⭕️❤️

[@darkfire8354]

Dear lord Ice breakers magic 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@kamandmaddie710]

Your the best you had me cracking up!😂😂😂😂

[@brooklynholliday1659]

Oh Mary , I though Mad dog was only in Alabama !! So glad someone knows what it is

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I think you can still get it here. I remember seeing it when I was a teenager.

[@brooklynholliday1659]

SouthernASMR Sounds It’s so nasty ! but it’s so funny that you know it too, it’s no good stuff

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'm thinking people don't drink it because they have discriminating tastes. It's like Taco Bell versus an upscale restaurant. You drink it because (1) you want to get drunk and (2) you're broke. That's about it.

[@fbjewels]

I’m in Virginia, we have it too. And I wish I didn’t know about it, lol.

[@brooklynholliday1659]

SouthernASMR Sounds Mary you are 100% correct! I love your humor, keep doing amazing things, I absolutely love your videos and they have helped me thru so much !!

[@TingleGames]

Best acting everrr