[ASMR] [ROLEPLAY] ♡bartender thinks you're cute♡ (binaural/F4A)

[@ARKZT]

You would be the type of bartender I would go too, stumble asking for water and somehow spill classified government details too

[@thatsnomoon4221]

The War Thunder forums need YOU now!

[@dynamoshmynamo]

I think the most concerning part of this is that you'd know classified government information.

[@donny4092]

Have you ever heard of war thunder

[@anannoyingweeb359]

Did you know that war thunder has _anime girls?_

[@ShadowHawk47464]

plot twist you dont even work for the government

[@notlit7048]

my shy ass would walk out immediately the moment they start talking to me 💀

[@RainFarrlz]

social anxiety is a bitch 😂

[@BurningToast880]

same bro

[@BergmansMusic]

think positive man. dont think of people you dont know as figures to be scared by. rather think about them as fellow humans that feel the same fear you do 👍

[@razelans]

M-mommy is that you...

[@CringeKid-y4w]

@@RainFarrlzYou know I use to be great with girls. I even brought one over to the house and into my bedroom…I was 8 years old when that happened…and then I discovered something called, anxiety. And now I’m here 🥲

[@S_047]

I'm cute? That's the alcohol talking

[@joshys8881]

Lol

[@finnwong8096]

We getting depression with this one🗣️🗣️

[@benv7753]

"nice try fed"

[@michakasprzak6869]

AHAHAHA I LOVE THE BOYS ARE ALL THE SAME true

[@Funnibutton]

ye yeah…😔

[@larsthedude1984]

I ain’t that dumb. She’s gonna put something in my drink, and leave me in an alley without my phone or wallet.

[@randomentertainment8927]

Nah it's gonna be without your kidneys

[@mammakate29]

WTF happened to you?!7

[@Nutcruncher]

she’s either a fed, or gonna do exactly this

[@MrEggerton500]

Where are my kidneys

[@JamesT777]

@@mammakate29 life happened

[@LilPootisGaming]

I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS IM NOT PAYING MY TAXES

[@Shyvana_otp]

LMAOO

[@AvaTheAnnihilator]

@@dr.doofenshmertz Have you found Perry yet?

[@KingCrimson3497]

JHAJAJAJAJAJA

[@LilPootisGaming]

@@dr.doofenshmertz You are the IRS in disguise! You wont fucking fool me!

[@FinderSam63]

I got that reference so fast

[@OkeOkeee-pd9qn]

IM COOKED YALL😭😭

[@weLiveInSociety]

Ain't making it into a relationship with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@g4s9x28]

Its only up from here bros

[@AustinDowdle]

We all are

[@SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb]

​@@g4s9x28no, we're at rock bottom and with this we started digging

[@LetuceP]

@@weLiveInSociety we aint

[@dallas4586]

Whoever in the back is knocked tf out 😭

[@larsthedude1984]

He got fucking sloshed

[@randomentertainment8927]

By the sound of the snores, that's a pup

[@Za_Waudo]

​@@larsthedude1984😂

[@EliasAngelo9426]

Bro at the back goes aaauuughhh 😴

[@Idklmao1502]

He got fuckin knocked out 😂

[@Xeno2_50]

Awesome! I've been dying for a new bartender video for AGES. And to come from you? Oh, what a treat.

[@OnlineArchival]

Feeling real lonely with this one at this point 🗣🔥🔥

[@The_cestelin_Holland]

You will find some one unlike me

[@ipckle]

@@The_cestelin_Hollandyou’ll find someone unlike me

[@The_cestelin_Holland]

@@ipckle no I won't I highly doubt someone will love me

[@ipckle]

@@The_cestelin_Hollandsomeone will

[@ZachAttackTV4]

Great audio DD 🥰 A cute bartender calling me cute? Now I've heard everything 😉

[@FriendlyYouTubeCrusader]

“Give me a drink, bartender!”

[@i.d.9754]

(The sounds of an entire kitchen collapsing)

[@Matthew-io9iq]

Nonalcoholic for me. I bear the curse of constantly being aware of everything going on around me. If I'm going to enjoy your company, I'd like to do so with a clear mind.

[@pratyupd7502]

Thats a respectable way to go about it.

[@kin4386]

Same. Because of all the horror stories I hear about people drinking, I religiously avoid it. I very much value being in control of my body and mind. I also just hate interacting with people who are drunk. Because it's not them I'm talking to. It's the chemicals.

[@WorriorXD]

THAT IS SO ME! I'M THE CHICK WHO WOULD GET MOCKTAILS ALL THE WAY! LIKE..... IF I GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE I CAN STILL DRIVE AWAY!😊

[@Blindluck92]

Fun character! Thanks for the audio, Dark.

[@chrisleyhe9039]

She was realy sweet and the listener was quite lucky to have attracted her. And root beer alwsys taste better from a tap than a can. Cool audio Darkdream! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@Kixal07]

chat shes giving me butterflies

[@manisoltani8535]

Happens to the best of us

[@Atercor-kx8hs]

That was criminally short. I want an entire hour of this cute bartender pouring me drinks and teasing me into the next dimension😢

[@The_Showcaser]

Do you know how hard this shit is to make?

[@petegrif438]

chat am i cooked?

[@WashedJawsh]

Nah (beyond cooked we're burnt)

[@tasinxeditz5868]

​@@WashedJawshNah (were ashes rn)

[@convertpathwalker]

charred to a crisp

[@KaiGamez00]

Nah we been dusted (endgame style)

[@Davi.Abraham.Millman]

More likely deep fried

[@pocsgaming]

fell asleep listening to regular asmr and some up to this

[@nashizada]

Where's my drink, miss? 😭 Obrigado pelo video, DarkDream ❤

[@Batmanddd]

This isn’t realistic, nobody thinks I’m cute😂😂😂

[@sadieissapphic]

*i walk in* “what is that thing? are you human? get out of my bar ‼️”

[@BAKAROID]

Oh I'd love for the bartender to show me around town 🤭💕🩷

[@TheManInsideYourHouse]

I want to show you around town

[@CementMixEater]

@@TheManInsideYourHouse So where did you meet? Oh, on ASMR roleplay bartender thinks your cute on youtube in the comment section.

[@rudyflorestheswitchblade4462]

I think the bartender's cute too.

[@fr_thatkid]

plus 1000 - aura

[@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo]

-2000 aura

[@Child_of_Hades877]

This just made me realize how COOKED I am 😭

[@Atemrose34]

I just found this channel and the blush i have right now ❤ so cute

[@StormSnakeMG]

I hope this one gets a sequel.

[@northernalpine4350]

Man... Women are great

[@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo]

So are men

[@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo]

I like men

[@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo]

Men hit

[@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo]

Hot

[@agoodroastdinner3230]

I like both

[@Kayne_Smith]

Why am I crying now

[@BluePhionex4817]

Omg your voice has me blushing 😊 😳

[@nicknein4056]

"I like when people listen to me, they're smart"

[@lol-2247]

a surprise to be sure but a welcome one ☕

[@anhun9012]

i love bartenders

[@Cossack_Cobra]

I've never been told I'm cute before.

[@steve797gamer9]

Fino señores 🧐🍷 (we need more huntress asmr PLEEEEAASEEE)

[@gustavojoaquin_arch]

En efecto 🍷🧐🎩🗿

[@akairius]

I want moooooooore (you ate incredible ✨)

[@corva5118]

Hello? Girlfriend distribution system? Yes, I'd like a girlfriend as flirty as Dark is. Yes, it's because she makes it clear that she's flirting, and even someone as dumb as I am can understand that. And I can actually flirt back this way. Silly comments aside, every audio of yours is amazing, but this calm, slow, flirty tone of voice was ripping my mind in two. One half wanted to be lulled by you voice, the other... let's say it wasn't so pure and innocent.

[@sinpax]

i’m telling ur gc

[@CementMixEater]

@@sinpax Doesn't matter. I already know gang is as freaky, if not more than I am. If we think we're cooked, they're fucking vaporized.

[@nekolivegaming]

holy i feel im gettin a lil warm here 🤣 This was amazing, Great company, Lovely atmosphere and your voice dauym could never get tired of it. Keep it up!! 💜

[@SelzSenseiQ-Q]

Damn this shit good af

[@grasstouchersensei]

Whats up lil bro, gonna touch u agaib

[@Realwindman]

Look who we have here

[@UzawaReisa1704]

mofo stop watching this ASMR videos

[@Just_Lafi2]

Man how tf you all know he wacth this 💀

[@matthewthecatt]

theres no escape

[@agoodroastdinner3230]

How did this make me blush?

[@elgatolopez2113]

"For me, impossible"

[@Ivan.Vishnev]

"Give me a drink, bartender."

[@Cageboy]

Bro i love her attitude

[@mactro8424]

WE LOVE YOUU!!🫶🩷😭

[@mrbruh5612]

Can never let gang kno i fw this

[@julkun0128]

Thanks for the awesome video once again!

[@Nathesium]

Hi uhh, can I get some water? 😂😂😂

[@spiritwolf5774]

Your voice is absolutely intoxicating 😊

[@Frogwithverylargepewpew]

Ima be honest I would say hi and then run away through traffic

[@sephuris5555]

I noticed so I came in...thank you the compliment and I'd like a whiskey old fashions with four roses whiskey and simple syrup, please. Also I can hear your dog snoring away in the background

[@hrgamingdk]

Haha ya She was babysitting a dog that night

[@sephuris5555]

@@hrgamingdk hey I'mnot upset about but if I had to guess it was a pitbull though could have been any other of the bully breeds

[@Kan-e6d7u]

THE BLOODLINE ENDS WITG ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥

[@rustybgaming7441]

Is it just me or does anyone else voice act back at her and any situation like this? I find it entertaining.

[@NaterAsdffvrfkkjhygya]

I started gooning

[@TheManInsideYourHouse]

me too man...

[@sadieissapphic]

type shit (wtf????)

[@TheManInsideYourHouse]

@@sadieissapphic AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Don't scare me man...

[@JamesT777]

I just wanna be loved bros

[@pedrobarbosaduarte3704]

Same

[@NasterJK]

Same bro

[@demirdincay3648]

Same

[@manisoltani8535]

REAL

[@NaterAsdffvrfkkjhygya]

Me to

[@Dark_Raptor97]

Lovely dark dreams I've been called cute by u💙

[@miguelangelmartinez690]

I was genuienly blushing at the same time you said I was blushing, Im already a new frequent on this bar

[@emma1403]

I want to fall asleep as the person in the background

[@Tora.ASMR.]

You have a beautiful voice! Keep up the great work!

[@Bori_isuS.]

We’re eating good tonight

[@The_Showcaser]

Out of pure curiosity, what made you choose this career path? Trust me I respect it (Not that it means much), but I’ve been studying videos such as these for a neuroscience class, and truly, it is peculiar how this can make the human mind act. Something else is, how do you get ideas for this? I would like to think it’s quite difficult to find fresh content. Thank you for your time if you chose to answer.

[@Monke_-_Rating]

"Im Not Lonely..." "Im Not Lonely..." "Im Not Lonely..." "Im Not Lonely..."

[@ProblematicHuman]

Amazing audio

[@BigGribbly]

A god of war… a god of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase a redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools?

[@mysoulia]

i blushed soooo hard 🥺🥺❤️🧡🤍🩷

[@lost2132]

Help I just fell in love with a fucking yt video

[@bennybenny6711]

YIPEEEE

[@bellumios]

god i'm really sinking into the abyss now. i'm so cooked.

[@exodus9941]

Ngl the side eye in the thumbnail got me fucked up

[@manisoltani8535]

Us bro us

[@exodus9941]

@@manisoltani8535 Godbless.

[@exodus9941]

@DarkDreams ASMR who did the thumbnail art? Looks phenomenal.

[@laco-taco3762]

Lmfao I might make a reel or tiktok of me just disagreeing and being fed up with "the bartender" shit would be so funny

[@AustinDowdle]

Yea brothers we ARE cooked

[@tacomuncher35-nr6fm]

is there gonna be a part 2⁉️⁉️

[@CuteLittleThingUwU]

Im begging for it!!! This is so cuuute:3

[@thesmilingdeadguy2888]

Interesting oh how I wonder which one of us will end up being the killer Nice audio I really enjoyed it

[@walkerbeswick8911]

As a joke in my head I would be thinking yep I think I look good too 😂

[@chosenone4051]

only time imma hear someone flirting with me onb

[@rerolol]

the only i think when i see bartender is that one skill thing when they juggling and shaking mixing drinks.

[@James-cc3wd]

Thanks for another upload, DD. 🫶

[@McK1211]

i hope its not rude to ask this, but do u have another asmr channel but without the roleplay element? i just think the binaural speaking and mixing is one of the best since heather feather but i just cannot get into roleplaying

[@TTT_Slushy]

My dumb ahh would ask for apple juice in the situation 😂

[@adrienlarsen2456]

this would be so scary talking irl is hard

[@vicx08_]

Bloodline ends with me 🗣🔥

[@definitelynot9510]

BRITI- oh wait where safe now LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO👾👾👾😸😸😸🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🥢🥢🥢🧊🧊🧊🥃🥃🥃🧂🧂🧂🍙🍙🍙

[@stevenislas6459]

Careful, the drink will be overwhelming. Flirty with me, best one. 🥰😍💗

[@TheManInsideYourHouse]

lets get freaky!

[@DirtyDanMunicipalMan]

My dense ass: “she’s definitely not interested in me.”

[@oOsillyrabbitOo]

Unrealistic bartender roleplay, they would say what the fuck do you want why are you making me do my job you better fucking tip me

[@NotThatGuy-07]

Bloodline ending with me fr

[@joeannroberson4644]

Me When it finishes, no need more.

[@ajum6338]

I’m going to die alone I genuinely believe I’m incapable of love

[@themanoverheaven9711]

Ma'am I ordered a shot of vodka, because im drunk tired and need to sleep.

[@nekoking8330]

We’re drinking good tonight boyz!

[@aninnocentbystander0]

I need a sequel...

[@Lo4fOfBr3qd]

blaugj I’ve been listening to this every night :sob:, the bloodline ends with me!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ThePailCreeperForever]

That’s a good dog in the background. From the snores it’s a larger dog.

[@Ren-oy6dq]

Thank you. Really. Thank you so much😊

[@UhhRoqch]

I-I JUST WANT WATER!!! 😢

[@engasal]

There are little things in your accent and how you enunciate that make me think that you aren't from the US or Canada. I'm not. 'Sexy' doesn't do you justice. The marks in my palms from my finger nails and sore jaw from tensing up might. I really enjoy you and don't want to be creepy but I have to say it. Edit: ah, it says Netherlands in your info. Called it!

[@templar1372]

That pouring. Hmmmmmm w-was that Coke Zero into a glass? 🤣. Can just sense it

[@dimasakbar7668]

"usually i'll be peeved if i ask for beer but someone pour me soda but i'll let it slide for [insert sleazy pick up here] like ya"

[@demirdincay3648]

CHAT ARE WE COOKED

[@Arandomgorl]

Curious what y’all do when you’re drunk.. personally I start flirting with literally everyone

[@justkryspy]

Am I the only one hearing someone in the background lmao?

[@tizbalabash]

Someone breaths with his ass hole 😂

[@TheDoomertron]

Well It IS a bar lol kiddin :)

[@pinkofastora]

if this happened to me i’d probably just die on the spot