[ASMR RP] Favors and Conditions [Superhero Speaker] [Villain Listener] [Enemies to More]

#asmrroleplay #f4a #f4f #f4m
You're just a villain, on your day off, eating your favorite cereal for breakfast when suddenly the city's hero invades your house through the freaking wall, breaking everything in the process. Great, another fight! And on your resting time, seriously?! But then comes a surprise, she's here to... ask you for a favor?!
-- Script and Summary by u/joylandblah over on Reddit's ASMRScriptHaven!

[@pyritepirate3991]

"Its always the window. CAN'T YOU USE THE FRONT DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO FIX THAT WINDOW EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS!?!"

[@lordofdarkness5505]

No wonder we have to rob the bank!

[@UnexSpecter]

“Is that a ray gun in your pants or are you just happy to see m- OH GOD IT’S A RAY GUN”

[@ShadowHunter44117]

Lol

[@lordofdarkness5505]

“I was never a villain! But you hero’s keep bragging my windows so I have to do crime to afford the repairs!”

[@BudTheStud]

That would be halereous! "Why are you doing this?" "Bro do you have any idea how much windows cost nowadays!?"

[@lordofdarkness5505]

@@BudTheStudI know right! Think about it, how much damage dose hero’s do to property in moves and comics. At list one person should have turnd criminal because of it

[@BudTheStud]

@@lordofdarkness5505 wasn't that kind of the origin story of Vulture in Spider-Man Home Coming?

[@underfellgirl1375]

@@lordofdarkness5505Buildobot, a builder villain would be interesting.

[@Redtowerguard224]

Hero:(Crash) Villain I need to talk to you its urgent! Me:(looks back and forth between cereal and hero)… do you mind I’m in the middle of breakfast.

[@Saykla]

Hazbin hotel refrence

[@TheCobraKing209]

Hero: “I need a favor” Villain: *pinches bridge of nose* “Demons below give me strength, WHAT?! For goodness sake you do this every week! I just wanna tinker in peace and now you’re bashing down my door for this shit in the middle of breakfast!”

[@badboy-18]

When "I" said that "I" needed one condition, I thought that it was going to be "Fix my window/wall"

[@Blindluck92]

"I'm not here to fight, I swear!" "Okay, but you're paying for the wall." Lol, thanks for the audio, Laika.

[@LaikaVoices]

Thank YOU, my dude.

[@rainbowkitsune]

Hero: *break window* Me: “enough of the wall I have a door”

[@ivansleepy4722]

Hero: **crashes through a window** Me: "The Towers incident was a mistake, I SWEAR- oh, it's you. Nothing. I said nothing. You pay for window, those are very expensive. Just like the windows in... the... the Towers..."

[@gp-1542]

“OY! ITS CALLED A DOOR YA NOB!”

[@CobWasThereVA]

The crash sound effect was loud af, kinda hurt my ears. But I starting laughing so hard because I could picture the whole event in my head lol.

[@LaikaVoices]

I'm sorry! I'm still working on getting my sfx volume right, I'll try to fix it when I'm able!

[@samfire3067]

Not Only You break your wall You almost break your ears. There Will need to be a Second date to fix ALL of that​@@LaikaVoices

[@TheLegionsFox]

The thing I pictured was that scene in undertale where papyrus jumps out the window instead of

[@shadowmoonwalker1554]

Very entertaining. When I heard the wall crash, I thought about the mass amount of money I'd have to pay for repairs. And then I thought about how instead of the spoon, my first choice would have been the laser gun in my pajamas.

[@peaceguy5993]

Hero: why aren’t you letting me leave? Me: BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED MY WALL

[@galladegamer6950]

Her: villains we thought were weak and pathetic started becoming a problem after you died. Me: I see. I know what happened my death created a power vacuum with multiple villains tried to fill the vacuum let behind by my demise. You see this thing all the time when big mob bosses are killed it happened with Capone, Escobar, and it will happen again with others. I am surprised that you heroes did not know this. Maybe you should invest in a few courses on how to properly dismantle organized crime.

[@adammcgee9413]

so here I am high as a kite Volume all the way WHAT THE HELL JUST JUMPSCARED ME 😭

[@unknowme8161]

You left a few outtakes in. Good scenario though.

[@listless_turtleowo2142]

3:56 and 4:20 (Hehe) I think, they’re silly and fun though!

[@BudTheStud]

Looks like we are going to have to get our hands dirty and take care of Villains the old fashioned way!

[@bubbles552]

bro she broke in to our house and basically said i need help they ruined our wall and they call us the villain

[@rachel-katedaneko5303]

DUDE THE DOOR WAS OPEN!

[@UrLocalSilly]

The sound at the end scared the living shit outta me 😭😭

[@Bobab01]

I find it funny when little bloopers and retakes slip through editing

[@iahtsai]

You being an idiot*chuckles* it works everytime lol love it ❤

[@SteveMarunde]

Hero: *breaks window* Villain: I JUST REPAIRED THAT!!!

[@TheClockworkImp]

D'awwwww. The Hero the city needs

[@LaikaVoices]

Wanna be my sidekick~?

[@TheClockworkImp]

@@LaikaVoices I don't have to wear the Robin outfit, do I? I don't have the legs for it.

[@Sarahssimp]

@@TheClockworkImpbut I do

[@TheClockworkImp]

@@Sarahssimp I love it

[@LaikaVoices]

Both of you please??

[@joylandblah]

Incredible audio, you did amazing! Loved it! From your acting, voice and sfx, everything's perfect! Thank u for this lovely fill, Miss Hero! XD

[@LaikaVoices]

Thank you so much!! I love your scripts and I was so excited to give this one a spin :3

[@Ibraheemnakasone]

First audio of yours I have listened to, this was fantastic!! Great work!!✨

[@LaikaVoices]

Oh gosh, thank you so much!

[@Aqu2008]

"Haaa mondays, i hate mondays"

[@gameralien3206]

Is there a part 2

[@Elethehuman]

Hero: *crashes in to tell me something urgent* Me: man, what the FUCK! THE ONLY TIME I HAD BREAKS TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE AND THIS PENDEJA RUINE- *deep breath* girl, I love you, but can you PLEASE let me at least eat breakfast?!

[@wlfshadow4255]

Ok what the hell did we do to make the hero’s want to kill us

[@AjShadforth_Yinhawangka]

Ngl im way too petty as a person to have just one date i would need atleast 5 because that my lucky number

[@kamogeloditsele104]

You're not goin anywhere until you fix my wall and clean up your mess otherwise i'm going to show you who yo daddy is and why i'm the greatest threat not only to the city but the world.

[@thegmanorgentleman6690]

Can we get a part two?

[@zombiekiller7700]

Great audio but I think some outtakes were left in lol. Still, awesome audio!

[@sephuris5555]

this is the fifth god damn time this month....and my 70" plasma wide screen TV.....yeah almost like my wellness to fill graveyards worked a hell of a lot better then punching in damn head and then jail.

[@e320alreafe32]

ITS ALWAYS THE WINDOW WHY CANT U SEE A FUCKING DOOR AND U COULD JUST COME TO THE DOOR AND OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN AND CLOSE IT ITS NOT THAT HARD