ASMR RP Ride Of Your Life [F4M] [Centaur] [Lewd] [Human Listener][Flirty]

#monstergirl #f4m #centaur
Your good friend comes over to help you in the stables when you reveal that the King is running away. Growing scared that this means you will go with him, your centaur bestie then sees that... this will lead to your demise. Confessing that she loves you, she convinces you to take a ride on her and get out of the city. Running to a farm house, you two confess your attraction as she reassures you that YOU are the one she wants. It is going to be a wild night together for sure!
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There is a far spicier version of this audio available on Patreon.
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[@da-bee8]

Centaur girls hit different.

[@XenaAlexander]

Aint it a kick in the head :P

[@HawkeyeTM]

I see centaur focused audio, I instantly click. They deserve more attention in general, always seemed underrated in most media. The suggestive comments are just the icing on the already perfect cake.

[@XenaAlexander]

Honestly one of my favorite mythological creatures honestly. I want to do so much more with me

[@so_sma11]

You know, I actually really find the dynamic between a Centaur and her human rider to be super interesting to explore, especially with how conveniently their bodies "fit together." It's like a symbiotic relationship - two independent beings acting as one collective "body" - and I've always been fascinated with the concept of symbiosis. It can really be a symbol of trust and/or romance - after all, there's very few monster girls where the mere act of _walking together_ can be intimate! (I guess this can also apply to an actual horse and her rider, just in a platonic sense)

[@extracrispycookie]

bro why do I keep seeing you on every video I watch lmao

[@XenaAlexander]

He likes to tell every VA how they aren't living up to his supreme standard of content haha. Most of us can't tell if he is a troll or really wants us to conform. I do love a good troll.

[@extracrispycookie]

@@XenaAlexander Oh well, gotta respect the dedication tho haha

[@wolfzrowasmr]

Loved this audio a lot. Strangely wholesome and spicy all at once. Hope we see Centaur girl again.

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww ty! Thats how I describe myself, wholesome and spicy :P

[@jamesmayfield6523]

This was an absolute blast! As much as I love your Goblin series, this is the one that convinced me to become a patreon. I hope your friend gets better soon.

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww you brought a tear to my eye! I have to really get on Patreon to accept my resubmiited page. Thank you, hoping he comes home real soon

[@thomassugg5621]

Best ride indeed 😊 this was so good, it’s always a delight to listen to your audios.

[@XenaAlexander]

Thomas you are a mega sugar!

[@Pingly187]

Wow this audio was amazing, really felt the emotion come through in the middle there. Glad we were smart enough to listen and have our lives saved. I love all the innuendo haha 'be easier to plow a field' I'll plow your field! Ah that's not okay to say in a comment section. I'm glad this story has a happy ending and our couple got together, hopefully they have a long happy life together. I'll cut this review off before I start rambling, oh the communication with birds was awesome, seriously great video Messy!

[@XenaAlexander]

Adore you A

[@m1xxx3r]

wonderful audio as always from our lovely Warrior Princess 😏 btw gratz on 3.33k 🤗❤

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you soo much! It is going by so fast!!!

[@markolukic7824]

All these puns are really chuckle-worthy! The delivery is fun as well. 😁

[@XenaAlexander]

My dirty jokes always goes over my intendeds heads in real life haha. I need to get shorter I guess :P

[@DanGamingFan2846]

I love centaur audios, and this one was so lewd and so wholesome at the same time. I love it! You really sounded like you were crying in the middle. Thank you for your performance. ❤

[@XenaAlexander]

I was haha. Been a rough week, was a nice release

[@sardoniccocobird7575]

Centaur and innuendos, points for uniqueness if nothing else!

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I Finally get points (genuine smile) =D

[@k.g.7591]

Just to participate in the RP, I went “there’s no time for your confusing jokes” during the chase and “ooooohhhhhhh!” During the part about revealing true feelings

[@XenaAlexander]

HAHAHA Honestly that is the dialogue I thought of as I was talking during those parts

[@k.g.7591]

@@XenaAlexander and “ah, this is another of your jokes where it is a metaphor for sex. I understand now!” At the end

[@chrisleyhe9039]

😆LOL😆 0:50 ---> "The Weight" by The Band. When the king is overthrown, she could run for "Mare" of her town after the villagers take a "gallop" pole so long as she doesn't "stall" for time. Hopefully we'll have a "stable" relationship and she'll show me her "neigh-neighs". And with the king's jewels I could buy her "The Best little Horse House in Texas". Me and her together would make two horses *sses that don't have a "bucking" care in the world. Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@XenaAlexander]

Glad you did! I love centaurs soo much, think they are soo underrated

[@chrisleyhe9039]

@@XenaAlexander Agreed. They're even used as a zodiac sign.😊

[@judie6727]

The lewd puns were so corny but I loved them lol

[@XenaAlexander]

Dad jokes are my love language haha

[@philiprobles6532]

This is a very good story, I liked it, you did a great job on this one,you are a good story teller

[@XenaAlexander]

Adore you Philip!

[@YourDarkPassenger]

Really great audio. I hope we see centaur girl again. It’s probably one of my favorite mythological creatures.

[@XenaAlexander]

Honestly the best but I do love manticores

[@YourDarkPassenger]

@@XenaAlexander very true.

[@ProblematicHuman]

This one was a bit of a rollercoaster. You are amazing though. You have become my favorite person to listen to. Keep it up. Also I'm glad your friend is doing better.

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww ty! Hope it wasnt too much for you haha

[@ProblematicHuman]

@@XenaAlexander I would ride your rollercoaster everyday

[@thomasbeck5737]

Very nice I do appreciate the content especially the goblin ones I love those but this is good too

[@XenaAlexander]

I promise more gobo girls :P I love it

[@ripxdoc]

oh that barn is never gonna be the same again after our visit

[@XenaAlexander]

If the barn is a rocking, dont bother knocking!

[@K3v_Hope]

Just found you, just fell in love with you, just subbed to you… Love at first listen. Keep up the great work!! Luv ya ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you soo much and OMG I love the rainbow hearts!

[@PrMultivers]

Yes! A centaur girl roleplay!

[@XenaAlexander]

I LOVE centaurs dang it haha

[@allderin]

huh a centaur well sa much as i like the innuendos i do wonder how THAT is going to work, also love the talk of background lore

[@XenaAlexander]

I had to stop trying to think about logistics to get the audio done haha

[@Wolffur]

I wonder if the listener is a paladin's squire or a cleric's acolyte. Someone very pure and Inexperienced. It would make sense as to why her innuendos go over his head. Hoping that your friend is going to come out of the hospital right as rain. Great video.

[@XenaAlexander]

See I see him as super noble and loyal too

[@Wolffur]

@@XenaAlexander Yes indeed, raised in the chivalric tradition. His head full of tales of valiant knights and chaste ladies. Very black and white morality, like that of medieval theology. She might be surprised if he asks her to marry him first, once he catches on to her innuendos.

[@eatingpancakesrightnow2786]

Loved this!

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you! Also I love pancakes too (moreso waffles but pancakes are great)!

[@MoonPuppy76]

OMG! Centaur girls..... *I'm getting weak in the knees❤! Good job Xena!

[@XenaAlexander]

Just for you Moon :P

[@MoonPuppy76]

@@XenaAlexander 💚

[@Nick_308]

Glad your friend is doing better 🎉

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you for caring Nick!

[@JakeSm4sh]

I was waiting for the ride of my life. I'll saddle up for this. I'm not going to be a "neigh-sayer" about this.

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG NEIGH sayer OMG I didnt evne think of that one!

[@JakeSm4sh]

@@XenaAlexander I got these jokes from a friend of mine. Glad to be of service

[@charlessimmons6914]

Centaur girl stories are few and far between love this XD And babble away

[@XenaAlexander]

I need to make more because I love being a centaur!

[@yetiman8442]

Another great work.

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww thank you darlin

[@sharpnelshots]

I would like to think the listener is just pretending to be dumb with the hints but they are just so unsure about it. Lovely audio and acting!

[@XenaAlexander]

I dont know haha, I have had sooo many encounters where that is exactly what happened.

[@adrunkencrow2280]

I wonder if seeing a horse for a centaur is like seeing a monkey for a human.

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG mind blown, didnt think about that!

[@RichardHardslab]

Fun little story, the innuendos were great

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww ty Sir Richard! I flippin love innuendo like alot

[@Idlemage]

all these horse puns are the centaur of attention

[@XenaAlexander]

I love you for making that pun!

[@bracingstargaming]

Beautiful ASMR!

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you! Was a bit on the spicy side haha

[@bracingstargaming]

You're welcome. Lol. I don't mind that.

[@bossshun9]

Not many stories on Centaur romances or even adventures. This one is good. I hope there is a part two coming. Her: "I don't mind helping you lighten your load..😏😏" Me: "Really? Well, can you haul this stuff? My back needs a break." 😩😩 Her: *Moves closer.* "Not that kind of load." Me: "Oooohhh...wait, what load?"

[@XenaAlexander]

Actually planning on another one for today. Unsure if I want to label it as a cannon pt 2 or a separate one.

[@bossshun9]

@@XenaAlexander I encourage you to do it. A centaur story of adventure and romance is rare on KZbin. It wouldn't have to be lewd all the time, as you know. It can be about them hunting. Staying out of sight from the evil king's knights that are looking for him or causing trouble in the land. Please, continue the story. It will very good.

[@someguy5003]

I've been wracking my brain this whole video on how it would work between a human male and centaur female logistically speaking. Unless she is tiny, I can't think of a way which isn't really awkward to fanangle around.

[@XenaAlexander]

I had to stop trying to think about how it would happen ahha, maybe just a bit of... surface fun :P

[@joshuawebb2269]

This is 👌

[@XenaAlexander]

Gotta love someone who wants just what is best for you

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

This is definitely gonna be the ride of my life😏

[@XenaAlexander]

Come on cowboy

[@nakkiahaddix7505]

Love this audio!❤ I think I have a thing for centaurs

[@XenaAlexander]

I do too! So few stories about them!

[@shanardsmith5624]

I did have a dream where I went on a date with a centaur.

[@blakerman2943]

Something tells me that she “really likes me”. Btw nice audio❤️

[@XenaAlexander]

Your welcome darlin!

[@Jesper987654321]

Would love to hear moar centaur stories.

[@XenaAlexander]

Your ask is my command

[@jays6575]

Another amazing addition well done, also i couldn't find you on patreon do you have a specific link. i guess it really doesn't matter seeing as i don't really got any cash to support you as much as i want to with creators i like , my last job didn't work out and and i have not been able to get one since, it's been difficult so sorry about that keep it up your doing amazing. On another note, Centaurs do be one of my top favorite Mythical creatures. like ive stated before my favorite is Dragons tied with Were creatures(Werewolves,Werehyenas,Werebears,etc) , Vampires then Centaurs.

[@XenaAlexander]

Dragons are amazing omg and I never heard of Werehyenas omG!

[@jays6575]

@@XenaAlexander They are typically in African folklore maybe you could do a Werehyena listener one just a suggestion.

[@dacrusha83]

this was cute

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you!!! I love Centaur girl audios, we so need more!

[@dacrusha83]

@@XenaAlexander we definitely need more!

[@vincecantu2828]

Awesome innuendo

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww thank you, I like keeping things dancing on that line

[@MonkeyManJams165]

This was pretty good, thanks. A bit too much on the spicy side, but you have a good voice.

[@XenaAlexander]

I tend to do tons of spicy content hahaha. Glad you liked it

[@ryder-gi6dz]

Don't know why but I click on the video and the first thing that pops into my head is"wouldn't it be funny if someone made a centaur goddess video" imma be very honest I think the most random things also great work.

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I should do a series about a Centaur goddess video

[@ryder-gi6dz]

@@XenaAlexander now that would be a journey to remember

[@starkilr101]

The jokes immediately gained a like from me 😂

[@starkilr101]

Damned good acting. Brava

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww ty! I tend to go super punny

[@starkilr101]

@@XenaAlexander as a punny person, you’re doing great. And I like the worldbuilding here. I’d watch if this was a series

[@rickplayzyt6277]

Centaur girl eh? Well, can't look a gift horse in the mouth, hehe. Love the innuendos

[@XenaAlexander]

I guarantee she likes things in her mouth, grass

[@rickplayzyt6277]

@@XenaAlexander LMAO

[@seanbeck7746]

First time on the channel, fuck it boys we here and we gon binge all these tonight

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww I hope you liked them

[@seanbeck7746]

@@XenaAlexander 12/10, really good VA work. Can’t wait to see you grow, glad I got here early

[@dawg065]

Centaurs + asmr +

[@XenaAlexander]

One of my favorite mythological creatures!

[@shanardsmith5624]

The centaur wanted the listener to ride on her back... there are three reasons why I'd immediately ride her. 1: she knew what she was doing. 2: she really did love me. And 3: there was no way out it anyway.

[@XenaAlexander]

200% agree with you, best way out of the situation

[@kaiuchiha9821]

More please

[@XenaAlexander]

Your wish is my command darlin

[@jaysonm4003]

A centaur??? In love with me??? Oh heavens! My dreams come true!

[@XenaAlexander]

You do have to bring your own saddle

[@jaysonm4003]

@@XenaAlexander oh I think I can manage that!

[@BuriedFlame]

_"The peasants are revolting!"_ _"They certainly are."_

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I love your humor and how you catch onto mine :P

[@BuriedFlame]

@@XenaAlexander It's a quote from the "Wizard of Id" comic strip :)

[@koolklik2129]

Hitting it from the back must be different 😏

[@XenaAlexander]

I tried not to focus on logistics too much ahaha

[@findcheaters1074]

Keeping horses is pretty fun riding on there back is even more fun my back disagrees with me at times after a few hours on a trail. Those jokes hahaha

[@XenaAlexander]

I would personally love horses again

[@hideousfive3978]

Love the dirty jokes lol

[@XenaAlexander]

I can't NOT make bad jokes haha

[@hideousfive3978]

@@XenaAlexander hey they’d work on me lol

[@ripxdoc]

not being with her forever woud be Cen-torture :') idk if only you see the little badges or not? they're nice, but i don't comment just for those anyway still wishing your friend the absolute best from here!

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I Love you for saying cen-torture!

[@MidnightSmoke]

Since I took the royal jewels with us, all we have to do is find another civilized area and we will have plenty of money. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve. BTW: I have watched, liked, and commented to all you video to date except the live stream and I'll do that one later.

[@XenaAlexander]

Midnight you are been beyond supportive. Adore you

[@MidnightSmoke]

@@XenaAlexander I am pretty selfish, I enjoy your stories so I like and comment so you won't get discourage and quit doing it. You have a talent, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[@thomasbeck5737]

I hope your friends doing all right I hope they get out soon

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you sweetie

[@DrGreen-oo3ei]

Any chance we can get A link to your patrion

[@XenaAlexander]

I KNOW I keep promising it, and I swear this week. My friend going into the hospital slowed a few things down. I did submit it for review though =D

[@DrGreen-oo3ei]

@@XenaAlexander No problem You can take a time

[@rellim6444]

what is the Patreon?

[@XenaAlexander]

It is coming out tomorrow and I will be sure to message you back. Thank you for even wanting to ask aww!

[@MrLittleGodzilla]

Adorkable centaur girl.

[@XenaAlexander]

Dad Jokes Pony!

[@suiyru_san8692]

1 minute in and where talking about loads 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i dunno how is this one gonna end

[@XenaAlexander]

hahha, with a bumpy ride

[@suiyru_san8692]

@@XenaAlexander i like the jokes they are good actually. Even your work keep it up👍

[@theodoreschott3293]

Oh this centaur girl is so fun and who doesn't love innuendo and and girl with booty! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@XenaAlexander]

She has just enough JUNK in the trunk

[@danijellino1921]

But the most urgent question remains unanswered. How would she wear Pants?

[@XenaAlexander]

4 legged and open... chaps yes chaps

[@chrismayer3919]

With my being a Centaur as well, I wonder if she was into me?

[@XenaAlexander]

I think the listener is human here for this story really

[@chrismayer3919]

@@XenaAlexander we Centaurs are more numerous than you might guess… after all, just because no one can see the air doesn’t necessarily mean it’s not there. 👍

[@XenaAlexander]

OH no was just talking about this story that I wrote and read. The listener for this one should be human, which is why she rescued him by throwing him on her back. @@chrismayer3919

[@chrismayer3919]

@@XenaAlexander oh, OK then… 😎

[@koolklik2129]

A muzzle saddle and rope with time and we going to have fun😶😏

[@XenaAlexander]

Took a trip to Home Depot:)?

[@koolklik2129]

@@XenaAlexander yeah want anything else for our night😉

[@tiredmrp]

*turns on Pony by Ginuwine* *human listener gets too deep into the beat and ignores the lyrics* ..... Well, i tried.

[@XenaAlexander]

I actually spat out soda on that one

[@connarcomstock161]

The uhm... Mechanics... of this are kinda disturbing. Still would though.

[@XenaAlexander]

I try not to think too technically on it haha and just imagine the lights went out and they woke up haha

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

So I have to ride bare back then ?

[@XenaAlexander]

Only way I would let you :P