SPICY Yandere Centaur Girlfriend Flattens Tires To Give You A Ride To Work [F4M] [ASMR] [Roleplay]

[@XenaAlexander]

Want some yummy Spicy content on Patreon - www.patreon.com/MessedUpStories

[@DanGamingFan2406]

All she had to do was ask. Imagine having a girlfriend so strong and majestic. Literally my dream. We need more centaur asmrs.

[@XenaAlexander]

The clingy demanding type need love for sure haha. Few can handle us haha

[@Storious-j9x]

​@@XenaAlexanderyeah but I got to get that perfect attendance if I don't get that Christmas bonus or Thanksgiving bouns

[@zaquhe]

"All she had to do was ask" my thoughts exactly!

[@knockout8607]

Two things I love about your content specifically: 1. Random beautiful singing 2. When the audio is getting too spicy for yt, it cuts off with "what?"

[@XenaAlexander]

NUUU I sound bad when I sing haha. And yeah HAHHAA I have to be careful what i say here

[@Blindluck92]

"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna... ride 'til I can't no more." 🎶 Lmao, this is excellent. Thanks for the audio, Xena!

[@XenaAlexander]

Blind thank you soo much! I seriously kept thinking of that song while recording haha, it was too hard not too

[@Dr_sharko]

There is a severe lack of centaur asmr out there, I appreciate your contribution to the cause

[@XenaAlexander]

Thank you soo much! I think this one is my 3rd one? You are right we need soo much more!

[@jacobpearce5424]

This first thoughts that I had when he rode her to his work place was, A the stereotype roles are being reversed and B this takes riding him/her to a whole other meaning, I haven’t seen many centaur audios ever since I started listening to asmrs so appreciate this and the fact she I a yandere is just a cherry on top, it’s a reason why I love your channel you make these unique stories that also have personal feelings/experiences incorporated into it and that’s what makes not only your videos but also you’re channel unique as a whole

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww thank you! I def love doing tons of yandere audios, they speak to my SOUL

[@tangy.mp4300]

with current gas prices? I dunno what's running through our head thinking FREE transportation is worse than a gas car Excellent audio, love the concept, keep up the good work

[@XenaAlexander]

RIGHT! Like Sir your solution is RIGHT there

[@greenonedragon7356]

Thank you, Xena, for the fun & spicy Centaur as always i love the fun Innuendos & the jokes! I need to thank cryptonym again for his fantastic ideas!

[@XenaAlexander]

So glad you liked it Green! She was too much fun to play!

[@YourDarkPassenger]

My car! What happened?! Let me check my cameras. *Watches in horror as centaur girlfriend destroys car. Goodnight everyone.☕️

[@XenaAlexander]

No no no no smile! Now Im your ride ;)

[@eclipsedragon4890]

Can’t wait to see you hit 20k it will amazing and again amazing audio as always

[@XenaAlexander]

I cant believe we are close to hitting 20k like at all

[@mr.vesper5659]

That's dedication at another level.

[@XenaAlexander]

HAHAHA She knows what she wants for sure hahaha

[@cosmicrage5037]

I love the fact that I have an Adorable ,Cute , Obsessive , loving Yandere in my Ear 24/7 and No one Knows 🥰😩💙Thank you again Xena for the amazing content and thank you you filling the void in my lonely heart💯🙏

[@XenaAlexander]

Hate that you feel the same way I do darlin! Hope your love comes to you swiftly. You deserve it

[@josepharmstrong1788]

Horseback riding is good exercise for the horse and the rider. So naturally, unless they’re too small, riding a centaur is good for both in the relationship

[@XenaAlexander]

Right? Totally about the bonding, the BONDING yeah that is all I care about :P

[@kalebhaynes9732]

Word to the wise never turn your (yandere) girlfriend down for a ride (wink wink). Dear lord the innuendos in this where great. Wait your super forward and bold. But shy around them ladies and gentlemen we must study this paradox more. Honestly liking the community as always, you do deserve the good will going your way. I said it before to you in other videos but just take in all the positive words and inspiration from everyone, and it could help you on your path( i hope this text can convey even these thoughts and make sense at all P.s. I know you said put your idea comments below but do you prefer them here or on discord?

[@XenaAlexander]

Trying to accept them. Just been a really rough month. Discord helps me alot, soo fewer people there

[@BrotherFoxx57]

I know I said this in the Chat but this was amazing, I LOVE CENTAURS 🤩🤩, your videos are always the best. Also congrats on 2 million views 🥰🥰 love ya Xena

[@XenaAlexander]

There isn't enough Centaur content out there seriously! Thank you babe!

[@BrotherFoxx57]

@@XenaAlexander there really isn't, I'm glad you made an audio for it

[@da-bee8]

Our next date will be at the glue factory...

[@XenaAlexander]

NOOOO :( Ill buy you new tires

[@stephenaremu78]

I may not be able to find love like my siblings but your ASMR always keeps me smiling

[@XenaAlexander]

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[@kingtickeler]

No worries love, we just have to look at the glass half full. I'll just change occupations from Racecar driver to Horse Racing. Proceeds to play Speed Racer theme song "Go Speed Racer, Goooo!" Awesome Audio as always Xena. Cheers love!

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I love Speed Racer! You made me laugh soo loud. Thank you cutie!

[@kingtickeler]

@@XenaAlexander You bring me smiles, so it's only right that I bring you smiles in return. Consider your work a peace of mind investment. 😁

[@Toxi_Dragon]

8:45 in my head "are you sure were on our way to work cuz it sounds like we haven't left home yet" 😂 love the vid xena keep up the amazing work

[@XenaAlexander]

HAHAHA I do need to start adding some sound effects

[@Toxi_Dragon]

@@XenaAlexander haha either way it was a great vid and the character was very cute

[@blo0dysmiles297]

Tho clingly she is big time adorable tho she is sooooo paying the bill for those tires later 😂 Also congrats on 2m Xena so damn happy for you wish you all the luck and happiness to up your amazing work.

[@XenaAlexander]

First time my clingyness has ever been called adorable haha! Usually it is annoying and get away form me pleeease:P

[@blo0dysmiles297]

@XenaAlexander Noooope it's honestly adorable I actually used to date a girl that was kinda like that not full crazy yandere but definitely wanted to be the one to take me places so people coukd see me with her. It was always funny because she said she was worried I'd run off but like giiiirl in luckly I got her I wasn't running no where XP sadly she had to move out the states for her job.

[@bossshun9]

Me: "I know what you did. Don't deny it, I have it on camera and you are slashing my car's tires. Wanna tell me why?" 🤔 Her: 😠I don't want you to drive to work. I want you to ride on my back, and I'll get you there." Me: 😐 "You better make it up to me tonight. Tires are expensive." Her: "Oh, I'll will do more than make it up to you." 😏 She was serious about the MC not using the car at all. 😂😂 I like her determination and loyalty. But those tires are expensive 😂😂

[@XenaAlexander]

I think she can buy him some new onese :P

[@bossshun9]

@@XenaAlexander nah, she knows what she doing lol.

[@RichardHardslab]

The "Ford Tough" joke had me snickering. Seriously though, riding a centaur to work sounds kinda fun. You get to have fun conversations and couples arguments every day instead of staring at your neighboring commuters and their slow driving. You can also tell the boys you ride your girlfriend harder than they ever could XD

[@RichardHardslab]

Also, the picture very much reminds me of Evangelion's Asuka, but with more ass and a cheerful disposition

[@XenaAlexander]

I love making jokes about Fords haha, its the country in me. And omg I would love to be a horse girl and carry my love around the world

[@trollunderbridge2292]

*Starts playing Big and Ritch* "Save a horse, rode a cowboy!"

[@XenaAlexander]

😆 amazing

[@AzureFenris]

I dont think that makes you a bad partner, if youve lost people and you want to hold onto them cause youre scared of loosing them. That just means your partner needs to have an open mind and be patient, understanding and extra loving. I know how you feel and while i wont try to scare anyone away from anyone i date (thank you therapy) I still get scared and insecure and clingy, very clingy, but ive learned to control myself (therapy didnt help with that part....) So i completely get it. I hope you find that perfect person who will give you all the affection you deserve. Lord knows im still looking too so wish me luck too? Lol. Also not all yandere's are bad, give them enough love, affection, trust, and understanding and they wont go on a killing spree, depending on how far gone they are.

[@XenaAlexander]

So glad I am in therapy, def helping me learn how to sort through emotions healthily

[@parkerheinle9132]

Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday today keep up the good work and congratulations on 2 million views

[@XenaAlexander]

Happy birthday, you deserve it darlin

[@buymeataco]

Save the car!! Ride a centuar!!. Now i have to find that song and listen to it.

[@XenaAlexander]

A country fan, I see you!

[@WolfDragonTamer]

Let's get her to 20k by Christmas! Only month and a half away!

[@XenaAlexander]

Oh noo that is impossible!

[@WolfDragonTamer]

@@XenaAlexander not at the rate ur going!

[@branwe5557]

I've enjoyed listening ❤❤.

[@XenaAlexander]

Aww Branwe that means soo much

[@sheb2000phoenix]

Ride like the wind Centaur

[@XenaAlexander]

I think with you there, she will be faster than the wind

[@sheb2000phoenix]

Faster than a speeding bullet @@XenaAlexander

[@ProblematicHuman]

This is so cute and i agree with her on almost everything. If i get to ride you did that mean you get to ride me later. You are such a lovely person. You keep being you because that is what makes you amazing.

[@XenaAlexander]

Adore you Problematic!!! ANd yes I think she is down for just about anything after :P

[@MidnightSmoke]

now you have me thinking how a relationship between and human and centaur would even work. I guess where there's a whip there's a way. Here is a like and comment for your the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@XenaAlexander]

I frequently go down that path and have to STOP myself haha or I will spiral for hours

[@TheRealAnandSingh]

🎶 Ride me like you do, ra-ra-ride me like you do! Touch me with your hooves, ta-ta-touch me with your hooves… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOOOOOR?!! 🎶🐴 You make a beautiful centaur Xena! You can pop my tires any day! 🛞🎧🛞

[@XenaAlexander]

Me and Dream were talking about how funny and sweet you are today in our comments. You have a fan club

[@TheRealAnandSingh]

@@XenaAlexander You ladies are going to make a brown man blush! Thank you, it means a lot to hear that from two of the kindest angels ♥️

[@jacobdavis4905]

Your singing is so perfect ohhhh my god I'm start singing right now oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a beautiful art is so beautiful and I love it oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

[@XenaAlexander]

NUUU my voice is scratchy hahaha. Thank you about the art too, she was too cute not to use

[@jacobdavis4905]

She was beautiful as you 💞

[@PeterJL]

With you taking me this also solves the problem i had that i didn't tell you about how the monster-girls in the office kept trying to make advances at me. If they see that i really do have a partner then maybe they'll back off. You'll still need to be punished for the tires though; no sugar cubes or carrots for a while and we'll figure out other ways to punish you later on

[@XenaAlexander]

Oh no dont tell me that! Ill have to get a job there and curb stom........ hug them hug them!

[@DrSkroob]

So much innuendo, so much time pressure, so many puns! My mind! Final destination is a little bit iffy though, can we avoid that?

[@XenaAlexander]

We can avoid anything DrSkroob would want ;)! *grabs my Tardis to fix the story*

[@TimeLords910]

centaurs are magnificent creatures they look half human half horse which is cool and dangerous if your too close too them (i watch too much harry potter)

[@XenaAlexander]

I completely agree Time

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

She really likes horsing around

[@XenaAlexander]

Quite hot to trot ;)

[@couchbear6108]

I have a vegan friend, I tease her by asking if she eats grass.

[@XenaAlexander]

That is hysterical!

[@killing_joke_5294]

She given moxxy from borderlands a run for her money

[@XenaAlexander]

NUUU Jokeeeeee everyone on Discord calls me Moxxxy hahaha!!!

[@starkilr101]

The title has me dead 😂

[@XenaAlexander]

Legit something I might do :P Im not sane

[@starkilr101]

@@XenaAlexander same actually

[@typicaluser697]

Adorable! Caring and loving (and somewhat clingy) centaur wife! ) Thanks!

[@XenaAlexander]

I mean she is realllly clingy hahaha! Just like me :P

[@davidrandall4001]

That was a good one, def spicy, 😜 Loved it.

[@XenaAlexander]

SO glad you like my level of spice David

[@flamingrubys11]

i literally just made a centaur with yandere tendencies in my dnd game....

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG THat sounds like fun! I love DnD!

[@danielfenton804]

(눈‸■)But I still haven't even set-up the bouncing caltrods on the northwest outermost wall curve, or finished working on that shoulder armor piece!!🤦‍♂️I still have finish one last detail before our coat of arms is finally finished, that'll grant you something, amongst other things.😼

[@XenaAlexander]

I wish I understood more car stuff to get that comment haha

[@johnmcgowen1501]

🎶 ❤🎶. Astride her ? Reaching around to…. Grip …. Her…. Handel… bars ?

[@XenaAlexander]

She wants to drive on till morning for sure ;)

[@blakerman2943]

I wish we can have more yandere centaur videos ❤️

[@XenaAlexander]

Noted! glad you enjoy them

[@kaiuchiha9821]

Chibi Sasuke : sit on her back

[@XenaAlexander]

She would adore you for doing that!

[@malcolmthorne9779]

Centaur girls are awesome. Yandere girls, not so much. I like when they're crazy about me but not, y'know; actually crazy.

[@XenaAlexander]

Your feelings are for sure valid :)

[@GAMINGDEVlL]

BRO WHY WOULD I EVEN HAVE A CAR WHEN I HAVE HER!!!!

[@XenaAlexander]

Right? Wont need to pay for insurance nothin!

[@arcredemption7603]

As subtle as, we a horse kick to the head and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Also I swear her outfit is a reference to something and I can’t think of it and it’s bugging me.

[@XenaAlexander]

:P cant wait for you to figure it out

[@kianhr104]

People riding the OG map with fortnite Shopping Carts or quadcrasher. NAAAHHHH I want to ride around the map on a Centaur, IMMA Be the RULER of Tilted Towers

[@XenaAlexander]

Love your dedication to this character

[@darylsam9208]

Oh my centaur horse girlfriend

[@XenaAlexander]

Would be great right? Wish I had hooves ahhahhaha

[@darylsam9208]

@@XenaAlexander easier for me to move around haha

[@alphawolf8503]

I'm confused do you want "coffee" or do you want to take me to work? Lol

[@XenaAlexander]

Can we do both?

[@alphawolf8503]

@@XenaAlexander ig that can he arranged XD

[@RoyalKnightCurly]

Ah, so you're the one who flattened the Pirelli zero tires on my Ferrari! If I told you aficionados call this car "The Prancing Horse" (because of its symbol) maybe you would have some regard for it?? 😬😬

[@XenaAlexander]

I so sworries, what can I do to make it up to you :P?

[@RoyalKnightCurly]

@@XenaAlexander Wear some Ferrari apparel so I can at least trick myself into thinking I'm riding the Ferrari prancing horse😂😂

[@storymaker558]

I think you'd be a great partner, clingy women are the best 😂 (I've never had a girlfriend and it shows)

[@XenaAlexander]

NUUU it is a redflag my love! I honestly go too far and get too deep into relationships

[@storymaker558]

@@XenaAlexander well from what I hear your a great person. But there's always room for improvement. And I'll be there every step.

[@praetordex]

Ooookay, now I understand the title...😮‍💨

[@XenaAlexander]

Yeah, I tend to title stuff suggestively :P

[@praetordex]

@XenaAlexander works for me. Monster girls are always on an upper tier for me. Centaurs, Lamia and Harpies in particular.

[@SoulDew50]

Hmmm. *squints at you with my arms crossed* Well, only if I can go WHEEEEE and shout FASTER FASTER on your back. XD So uhhh, how do I steer?

[@XenaAlexander]

Reach around me to steer and absolutely you can!

[@nightfurmoonfang3391]

Kinda reminds me in the title of a monster girl anime of the live-in situation... where everyone but the guy loses their mind on the full moon. But it's funny as all get out

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I have to look that up. Thank you Fang baby

[@nightfurmoonfang3391]

@@XenaAlexander can't remember the title for the life of me, but it's hysterical. And you're welcome

[@EmperorXaozx]

Must've been a Bronco or Mustang she had an issue with.

[@XenaAlexander]

HOW did I NOT use that pun! OMG your good!

[@AvarageAlaskan123]

I feel like monster girls make too many questions. If snakes and birds lay eggs what about lamias or harpys How do you make love to a centaur Is the monster girl more monster or more girl Do the diets of monster girls change if their monster base is a carnivore or herbivore This is just what I could think of in 5 mins 🤔

[@XenaAlexander]

I tend to ask a bunch of those questions too but then have to sit them aside or ill go nuts haha

[@grimdarkAngel]

If you wanted to give me a ride to work all you had to do was ask. I'd gladly let you take me. Now that my tires are destroyed and tires don't come cheap, we'll probably be going everywhere together. Seeing as you're a _yandere_ centaur that probably won't be an issue for you, nor will it be an issue for me. ❤

[@XenaAlexander]

But you said you wanted 100 horsepower not just the one :( The car had to go. I got jelly

[@grimdarkAngel]

@@XenaAlexander If the car had to go to make you happy then so be it. The only horsepower I need is you. ❤

[@furrystarcat]

Car might have more horsepower, but how does the power to weight ratio compare?

[@XenaAlexander]

Right? I think she has more twerk :P

[@da-bee8]

Delirious, like H2O Delirious?

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG I had to look up that reference haha!

[@SuperSpike47]

🧡💙💜

[@XenaAlexander]

Adore you SPike babes

[@maikonsousa6516]

Perfect my love kisses hugs beautiful kisses

[@XenaAlexander]

So glad you liked it cutie!

[@maikonsousa6516]

@@XenaAlexander kisses 😙😙😙😙

[@belm7448]

Ok 1st I need you to understand that since your my GF I Love riding you (metaphorically and otherwise) BUT taking my cars tires out IS NOT HELPING. That cost me money that I would otherwise be spending on YOU. Now you're obviously a lil "pent up" so after work I PROMISE we'll go for a "long ride" but PLEASE don't take out my tires again. (muah) LOL This was funny but cute. Good Job Xena. ❤

[@XenaAlexander]

What if I promise to pay for them if you put your car out of commission? :P

[@belm7448]

​@@XenaAlexander OMFG ! Good comeback. 😂😂😂

[@Lady_Trouble]

Huggs lots of love to you ❤

[@XenaAlexander]

Tons of hugs to you too, hope you liked the audio

[@Lady_Trouble]

@XenaAlexander I love it thank you xena you're too kind and please keep these coming❤️❤️❤️

[@charlessimmons6914]

If she worked in the medical field was she the centaur of disease and control Literally the CDC XD

[@XenaAlexander]

Centaur of D * C omg I adore you Charles!

[@peytonreed937]

I hope she's ready for horse tack, spurs, and crops. I ride.

[@XenaAlexander]

OMG you are country and I love this! *so am I!*

[@peytonreed937]

@@XenaAlexander maybe try more stories of centaur riding and stuff

[@disgraceddeity6149]

My car :(

[@XenaAlexander]

But now you have ME ULTIMATE CAR!

[@disgraceddeity6149]

Yeah... I suppose so. Just... don't get so excited that your legs give out while I'm riding you. I don't wanna smash my face on the ground.@@XenaAlexander

[@Wolffur]

Why drive when you can ride? Doesn't everyone want a self driving car these days? As far as I see it, she's put us in front of the game.

[@XenaAlexander]

Right? this is cutting edge tech here :P

[@Inferno_is_hot]

Little sus ngl 🤨

[@XenaAlexander]

Not Sus, convicted!

[@Inferno_is_hot]

@@XenaAlexander Touché

[@Jawsjawsjawsrg]

There are men that no girl will look at. If you are having a problem with it, you need to pick men more like me. Nice, but never given the chance to show it.

[@XenaAlexander]

It is less no woman will look but I will perceive they do sadly. Tis a struggle